>>149417733When you push the pancreaussy of PAWB too far in and xe steatorrhea over ya THANG.
>>149417720 (OP)Jon Jones is the only good black person
Man i hope Charles gets it done, this cocky midget needs to be humbled, is there a way for my boy guys?
maybe we underestimate some points
>driving and drives in thread
>>149417766he's white, btw
>>149417740I don't think BBC reaches as many people anymore, they numbers are horrendous.
>>149417789Wtf why would he record this??
https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/1lkag0p/derek_brunson_on_jon_jones/
why did brunson say this without elaborating on what it is that he was watching jones do
>>149417803you're posting the obvious
Just how good is Kalil Martin El Chalibi
>points to the center of the thread
>>149417804You are thinking of Daniel "DC" Cormier
>>149417864What does the DC stand for?
>>149417831>2010+15>muh virtual turf wars
>>149417862Topuria should've done this from the rafters like Jeff Hardy when he fought Max
>>149417849 its just chan now
>>149417871https://youtu.be/Px_VzpEYdTk?si=fCMYMs38vThYCK4N
Daniel "Daniel Cormier" Cormier
Daniel "Jive Turkey" Cormier
My bhawlgs and hawlg are sticking to my leg
You know what youre typical.
>>149417904I was just listening to Bound for the floor by them like 5 minutes ago
>>149417956Keep it copacetic
Had a dream that I ran into Eminem on the escalator and cringily dapped him up
I had a dream that I kicked Hap Chandler down an escalator and he fell for eternity.
>>149417985LGBQT and BLM activist Marshall Mathers?
Jon Jones spent his last moments inside a UFC cage shucking and jiving for massa Trump.
Damn, thats an awfully hot coffee pot
>>149418006But not his last moments inside of a cage.
When I dream I see red and start farting
>Ilia gets taken down and controlled by BW Bryce Mitchell
>Ilia clearly struggles with long rangier opponents like Zalal and Jai Herbert
>Somehow he's supposed to just dust off Oliveira because he KO'd a drained Max Holloway and a Volk who got heemed 3 months prior.
We're witnessing perhaps the biggest cazzie test in the history of MMA
My winstreaks gone cold im wondering why
I ever tried to fight Khabib at all
These muslim ducks fucked up my weight class
Now I cant heem at all
Even if I could he'd lay n pray
Interim Belt on my wall just reminds me
You killed your dad, you gave your dad the cough
>>149418035100% factual post. All the cazzies are gravitating towards him. Saturday night is going to be the funniest shit ever. Can't wait.
So Tony, try to understand, that I do still wanna be your fan. I just don't want you to do some crazy shit. I seen this one thing in the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick. This dude was drunk and crashed his truck flipping it. Get this, he was a UFC fighter too. Come to think about it his name was...it was you.
Damn.
kek at these doos trying to sell you on Charles Olivera
>>149417879Detective Comics
>>149418072Early stoppage.
Somalia is a obese fat n-word I reckon
topuria will throttle olivera, the real
question is will sir olives crumble or recover
>>149418083Factual post sadly.
he hasn't been here in years bro
>>149418081what about this one
Alright, im gonna go smoke some weed then take a shit then eat some gas station pizza. I wanna see some really funny good posts whenever I get back here.
>>149418083Turn your 2008 monitor on
Oliveira looked like a beast last time out getting the back of his head caved in by the guy that Paddy Pimblett easily dispatched in a couple rounds
I got bodied, Im a freak :(
>>149418103lmao why the fuck did he quit here?
>brudda my throat need cough drop
>>149418134Hes a quitter.
Look at this disgusting, ugly freak!
Yuck!!
>>149418134Esophageal collapse doofus
>>149418159that's a really elaborate way of saying he's a quitting bitch
>>149418134He didn't quit. He just simply stopped fighting.
>plase Herb Deans my got the poison ivy on my neck I gib up
>>149418165Yeah just like Tom when he had a leg booboo then
Sour tummy brazza you kno dis
jamahall hill was champion once. let that sink in.
we're about to see topturo be a quitting bitch sattaday nite
>>149417848tiny car for a tiny meng
>>149418158How did you manage to make your skin so leathery and disgusting at such a young age?
Is Kai Kara Francis any good?
Oliviera reminds me of Shamrock in that it looks like he goes into fights and he's the only one that agreed it would be a work
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>>149418158turn on your monitor
>>149418199I'm going to have Dana tell Trump you are harboring communist sympathizers Rudimar
>>149418208Don't do it OG!!
14 out of the 15 fighters on the pound for pound list have experimented with recreational drug use
>>149418218who's the one who hasn't?
>>149418216You love black Cranny Tock.
>>149418208Ariddady has his fist up Shabbo goy Troonald Drumpf's anal cavity like a puppett I fear
>>149417879dynamite chicken
>>149418230Thats almost as cringe as this one
>>149418224Islam Makhachev
>>149418230Colossus is badass.
>>149418256that's LC silly
>>149417879DaughterDiedIn CarAccident
>>149417740Clitia refused to oink on it for xer Slamdaddy and receive a big brazza cock daddy dickdown, sadly
>tantalizing image
Is coffee good for you?
>>149418285Thank you for this quality contribution.
>>149418285Factual post, I fear
>>149418236Jean Silva has sucked off every male in Israel I regret to inform
>>149418249pffft this nigga is straight zooted
>>149418288OINK ON IT NOW!
>>149418317This nigga is real life fucking retarded.
Sneed you really ought to get a check up at the doctor, I see skin cancer in your future.
Sneed is real life fucking handsome.
What were the charges tho
>>149418317I want him to bust down my throat.
>>149418317That makes two of us
>>149418344Beat up xer mom and sister, I fear.
>>149418344charges unknown
>>149418352he's strictly khabib cock only
when does the espn deal end? i htin they announce who ufc is signing with next like a week before the expiration date
>>149418362Oh I want HIM to bust down my throat...
>>149418344Child abuse images
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Why's he so fucking leathery though? And what are those splotches and scars all over his arm?
Based Sneed is on ya mind playa
>>149418392Pale White people who live in Australia or Florida always get that leathery aged look, itโs not a natural environment
>>149418396you're in the wrong place, partner
Me after wmma
https://youtu.be/_th5U5hRu8k?si=Lls0cedW7La2X-Xh
>>149418396Madame's Melanoma Affliction, I fear.
Florida used to be a nice place to visit now it's a massive shit hole
always has to have the last word like a child
>>149418461Never heard of it.
>>149418462a child with a man sized dick
>>149418461finns are terrible at them
>>149418462>>149418467Stop signing your posts with your sexual attractions.
>>149418461fuck that we watch combat entertainment here
Wonderboy is not beating this demon
Great news! I have finalized the peace treaty between Sneed and Spammy!
>>149418493she was soaking wet when Dalby did him in
>>149418452But enough about Tylaโs doggy dick dirty diaper panties
>>149418511Bonfim was fucking him up the entire fight, but we're young and got tired
Pigslam's wife is a towel LMAO
>>149418506Xadame doesn't want peace, xhe loves the attention, typical woman.
Yan would fuck Topturio up
Clitia cums his cage thinking about Slamdaddy putting him in a hijab
ugh
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Why are muslims so weak?
I drive a space ship
2008 shit
Yeah, I'm thinking Aptuto finna be disposed of
Umdaddy won the fight, battle and war
Merabussy โwonโ a fake chastity belt
umars hand is still shattered btw
>>149418601This guy always uses God's name for his selfish goals
merabs pride is still shattered btw
>>149418635Religious schizophrenia is the best base for MMA
Umar beat the shit out of AGPrab one handed. Levels.
Khabib still hasn't let Umar out of the hyperbolic cuck chamber since Rabdaddy gaped him
He's still hurt by Umnars loss
Yeah he beat the shit out oh him when he lost to merab I was there
>>149418719But enough the scabies soaking your bacon bussy
>>149418729keebler elf ass nigga
.....
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
......
Bacon bussy haram hole pozz brazza you know dis
>>149418758>I cant go to Yemen, Im an analist!
The perfect fighter....(to only have 1 good win and then vacate a belt)
Mfw reading heem during spammy hours
Ankalaev looks like the type of guy who gets an arranged marriage to his cousin, and on his wedding night, his coach has to talk him through how to fuck his wife step by step because his brain doesn't understand human interaction
Did you guys know Kai-Kara France is Maori? That's so fricking cool I didn't know. Also they do this haka dance which is so scary and epic!
>>149418789You say good morning to Spammy every day, notice him when he's not here and miss him when he's gone.
Jesus Christ Charles walmart really?
This weeks fight card is so fucking trash. Usually they stack the international fight week card. Main event is gonna be a first round knockout when olives gets rocked and does his meme flop to the ground and Topuria bounces his head off the canvas like a basketball
>>149418789Is this "spammy" in the room with us right now?
>>149418799Kai is a bitch ass cracka, Bobby Knuckles is the real Maori
>>149418793Factual post. Ankalaev asks his coach how to get his win/show money and performance of the night bonus before sex.
>>149418817His name is Rapedbert Pozztaker
Heem sucks so bad compared to years ago. A wonder why I so very rarely truly post, methinks.
>>149418830Thanks for the excellent contribution to the thread
stupid fuck
>>149418830Maybe you'd post more if you didn't go 0-7 at the last PPV built around your fighters
>>149418830you post heer every day
>>149418802Charles and I shop at Walmart. A grocery store of Champions.
Walmart probably has higher quality food than whatever high end Brazilian store Charles shops at back home
>>149418856Tyla Thompson was fired from Walmart for trying to fellate a Mexican gentleman in the toilets.
>>149418863Walmart is the worst quality food it's not possible for a favela market to be worse
Follow them? Nah, imma do my own thing
>>149418830Methinks the janny doth protest too much
>>149418880you fell for the memes little nigga, Walmart is based.
There are dirt poor fighters on the regional scene in better shape than anyone on this thread living off food from Walmart/Asda/Tesco/Aldi
>>149418917I cant go back to Publix after I got into a street fight there and wounded this guy.
>>149418917Where else do I get food from? Sure meat I can go to an actual butcher but I still need other ingredients
walmart is middleclass in messico its probably the same in brazil
Charles is gonna shart all over the cage Saturday night easy DQ win for Topuria
I predicted Olivera by submission already so I gotta stick with that
Curtis Blaydes forgot to have a giant turd in his shorts for the kuniev fight
>>149418955Doctors gave him some walmart food he made a full recovery
>>149418955Don't know; Dont care/Not my problem
>>149418955the opposite, as expected the staph gassed in the 4th now all ben needs is a new lung and he wins the decision easy
Ilia will submit to the stench after Charles projectile sharts all over him due to surviving on Walmart hot dogs for a week. Charles will then be known as the Bronx Bomber
Charles poo Bronx Olivera
>>149418607I'm afraid BEASTrab porked poomar's bacon greased bussy and left you with soiled dirty dieper panties pakitranny
a bug ate askrens right lung
Ya ya'll laughing now but come saturday night none of yous will be laughing.
Askren ate Meng's right knee
Ciryl Gane will outstrike Aspinall
>>149419039and its Jon "Bones" Jones
>>149419029many are saying this
>>149418986its a bacteria
Legendary Polish pwoooaaar!!
>>149419029True however Tom only needs one.
>>149419051There's literally nothing stopping you from looking like that.
>>149419049Bacterio Topturo
Gane moves like a retard but Tom only needs to get hit by ONE strike to do worse than Jones against him.
>>149419060Bullshit, my skin will never look this clean and smooth, you know that.
Jon Jones absorbed 6 strikes from Ciryl Gane.
>>149419079It's hilarious when you realize Bisping couldn't see the cameraman because Vitor took his little bitch eye.
>>149419082Significant Strikes?
>>149419045Factual post sadly.
Ay woah, wait hold on now...GANE LANDED MORE SIGNIFICANT STRIKES THAN JONES!!!
People forget man, Gane was putting HANDS on Jon Jones that entire fight!!
Gane kicked peenes in the peen before taking the dive to show him who's the real champ
>>149419104Gane beat the shit out of that fraud
>>149419122I dont have a son
haha it's funny because gane is shit but we pretend he's good
>>149419146pavlovich tanked that shit
>>149419150kek you get so mad
Gane isn't just good he's also retarded now
>>149419150Maybe on Asspisstranny's world
>>149419160We say revved around here ese
>>149419167Payton Talbott knows hes sweet.
>>149419173Does your window have a cable preventing it from fully opening?
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*DDPs explode coating Payton Talbott mannequin in warrior dung*
>Does your window have a cable preventing it from fully opening?
What did he mean by this?
PAYTUM, I WANNA TALK TO SHOO NOW! PAYTUM, WHA HAPPUN? WHA HAPPUN PAYTUH! YOU GO TO GAY JESUS!
>>149418799Please don't remind me of the current new zealand maori fetishization. It's just too much.
>>149419051It's crazy how much more feminine and womanly Joanna started looking once she retired and put on a little weight. Women shouldn't be pro fighters, the weight cutting wrecks havoc on their bodies more than the men
yeah I have a dirt floor and aluminum ceiling yeah I boy Gane die mad bitch
heem is on the rise yet again the doubters btfo and shid on
>>149419178I put one in the crรจche only cos its a sash
>>149419196also it's destroying the sport we love having to sit through their shitty fights
>>149419196I think itโs the massive fake tits
Buy the fucking pay per view if you want to support MMA
I'm the champion of all of heem
>mutt hours
>heem.com becomes unusable
>>149419210WE LOVE SHIT HERE, PAL
Asspissnal won the my son rides the short bus award
The west is starved of culture and community. Surprised niggas don't boy the maori stuff
>>149419208is that THUNDER THIGHS?? Former UFC 205er, Devin Clark
The Maori stuff is fucking gay that's why
>>149419228Australia is in China b wtf are you talking about "The West"
Well, I was born in a Maori town
And I live in a Maori town
Probably die in a Maori town
Oh, those Maori communities\
All my friends are so Maori meng
My parents live in the same Maori town
My job is so Maori meng
Provides little opportunity, hey
be like the Liver King
threaten Joe Rogan
Crazy to think the very next Lee Rigby could already be sitting here among us, and likely they themselves would not even know yet. How macabre.
Do Maoris haka while taking a shit too?
Turn off your monitor now
>>149419261Impossible since all of heem is brown/asian
Doesn't the Liver King stink like dick??
>>149419277kek bodied that freak
>>149419217Nah, it's the full package, a while back she posted a video on her insta of her walking through a hotel corridor in a dress, and her ass and legs are clearly much bigger
I got my shoes wrecked
By an autistic pleb
It was squishy, but it always iiiiiis
no
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO
WHEN MY SON GETS IN THE DRESSER
WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO
THEN MY PUMAS ARE SQUISHY
ALL OF THE TIME, EVEN WHEN JUST DELIVERED
IT'S FILLED WITH POO TURD
ive been out of the loop for a while now but what happened to ben asscreams lungs
finna heem some nightlords
Clean your room. Wipe your ass. Go outside. Talk to a woman.
Rogan ducked the liver king
>>149419297He woke up, he's basically braindead but the good news is he's on the lung transplant list so he might get to go on being braindead for years and we are here for him
>>149419300Done. I'm a Maori boy after all.
>>149419228Why dont they just, and it pains me to say this, rediscover their British cultural roots?
President Trump brought Iran into talks and accepted a cease fire. Trump literally created peace in the middle east, he is a hero.
why doesnt Askew just take ivermectin?
>>149419297He broke a rib but didn't notice until he passed out at a Bitcoin convention. He got pneumonia staph and the lung got necrotic. He's somewhat responsive now but is waiting on a lung for transplant.
>>149419316Just took a huge smelly trump in the pisslam
Peace through superior firepower.
>>149419316Trump couldn't bring peace to /heem/ though and that seems like the bigger deal right now than pissrael and pooran
>>149419321Forgot to say the rib punctured his lung
Turn your monitor off, then on again, then spin around.
I would like to inform heem I am here by special appearance and I will be charging my standard fee schedule of $10,000 per hour
>>149419303just watched liver king's promo and yep definitely Rogan ducked him, wanted nothing to do with that parasite bellybutton jitsu
>>149419318he's unconciouss and sadly his wife is a staunch kamala voter and is vaxxxing him weekly
war through hook nose manipulation
Turn your monitor off. It's costing you electricity.
>>149419337Rub your belly and pat your head at the same time while saying "She sells sheems by the sea shore"
>>149419346Big Bash League??
A turd punctured Ben Asscan's lung and we mourn the loss of Bellator's longest reigning champion
Liver King is a small guy Rogan would heem
>>149419261Tyla has been tryna suck off an exorbitant amount of Florida gang bangers recently
>>149419347his wife is showing him bbc sissyhypno against his will
>>149419368Please stop tormenting my life.
>>149419364a true schizo post that puts most heemtards to shame
>>149419364Peace through jew dick sucking
>>149419380Stop youโll get tormented Tyla gooning
>>149419390Stop sign post
i could heem you but ill never see you
Please stop ordering pizza to my address :(
>>149419316>Drumpf seethes>Bibi gets butthurt >Iran still gets micro bombedhilarious.
Please stop that ringing sound in my head
>>149419367Imagine how wet white girls get when hasandaddy walks past
>>149419410something finland would never say
you guys ever buy mixed nuts from the grocery store and open up the container and its like half peanuts?
>>149419438Read the fine print b
>>149419438I exclusively eat cashews and flavored almonds
>>149419438every. single. time.
>>149419426NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST HECKIN POST HASAN
Statistically at least one of us hear has sucked an dick. Simple maths. Food for thought.
He's replying to his own posts now, how drole.
>>149419438only nuts I eat are my own bappa
>>149419463Doesn't count when its girl dicks tho
Sneed prefers to suck black tranny cock.
it's called Resemination Therapy, I learned it from Diego Sanchez. I was at the zoo and during the bird show the next handler comes out, and it was Diego with a bald eagle. He showed me the majestic bird and told me how to become better than my opponents
>>149419502Please, call me Drew
>>149419316He caused a problem and then claimed to fix it.
A cease fire also isn't peace, this can and will be broken, Israel are serial ceasefire breakers
Also there's no actual evidence that any of the strikes actually did anything to Iran and both Israel and the US are simply not capable of winning a full out war, just based off of demographics.
We haven't been able to deal with the houthis, a bunch of fishermen with bazookas, we cannot contain Iran at all, especially if Pakistan and China back them.
It feels really weird to see our empire fucking die in real time. I don't like it.
>>149419534Never bet on black
>>149419498I've heard she's into fat white guys that drink a lot of beer
>>149419463there used to be a /heem/poster here from south florida that would gladly give up all his holes to whoever asked
>>149419534take heart fellow burger more immigration will solve this give it time
It's pronounced may-oh-lee
Is it true buff women have tight pussies?
>>149419534All according to keikaku
>>149419559That guy was a huge weirdo
aso 3
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>>149419547Iโm ready to risk it all
>>149419581that's just a picture of schaub
>Stipe mane you cray-ACK-WOP-WOP-WOP-WOP
>>149419601Finally. A post with substance
when is sneed starting a trading card based youtube channel
>>149419607>>149419607Ayo whats he doin to that doo
Maori (real and fake) piss me off
Who is the Cooper Flagg of mma?
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Gane
Tom Aspinall last fought 333 days ago
If Kai Kara France is gonna beat Alexandre Pantoja he's gonna have to use his striking. MMA Analysis
You got fucked out there.
I HATE YOU HEEM I HATE YOU *slams head against car*
what's kai Kara's nickname?
I'm just a jacked Maori boy *makes crazy face*
Genius of MMA here. If Kai Kara France is gonna beat Alexandre Pantoja he's gonna have to use his footwork
Kai Kara-France (not maori) is going to lose to Alexandre Pantoja
Pay close attention to the foot placement of Kai Kara France in this fight. It will be key for his success
Why does his name have "France" in it if he's Maori?
>>149419657Kai "kama" kara france
>>149419657KKFs nickname is "don't blink" and come saturday night he's gonna do exactly that. Not blink.
Kai Kara Maori doesn't have the same ring to it
You know if his name was Kai Kara Korea his initials would be "KKK" lol
Kai Kara Canada is a winning name
The fucking state of /heem/โฆ Fuck Gane and KKF. Focus on shipping me and Natalia Silva, you fucking piece of shit. Iโm fucking over it. Fuck this thread!
Kai Kara France vs Alexandre Pantoja will be one of the greatest flyweight title fights of 2025
loading up the GODsumeci thread now
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>revs the heem
>>149418635Yeah he shills onlyfans porn, just another dishonest christcuck larper.
>>149419711We definitely do not watch that crap here
>>149419741Holy fucking shit.
Trump = Jeff Molina
Bibi = James Krause
>>149419747we watch all TKO products here.
When Kai kara france peels back the mask which he must wear in society, there's no stopping him
>>149419741wow what an exotic and exciting culture! and so masculine! just the thing i need to larp as so i can find meaning in my life
>>149419770Are you implying he is not really french
Would you marry Veronica Hardy?
>>149419741*bows down to the Maori Mensch*
>>149419770Taringa whakarongo!
Kia rite! Kia rite! Kia mau!
Hi!
Kia whakawhenua au i ahau!
Hi, aue! Hi!
Ko Aotearoa, e ngunguru nei!
Hi, au! Au! Aue, ha! Hi!
Ko kapa o pango, e ngunguru nei!
Hi, au! Au! Aue, ha! Hi!
haha just Maori boy things.
>>149419741If I saw this visage standing across from me I would fucking shit my pants, piss my pants, puke all over myself and cry probably
truly lost is the white man that embraces the culture of WWEs midcarders
I boyed kkf when all of you were calling him a goblin freak ya bunch of hipocrates
>>149419760I only watch powerslap
Holy crap he stuck his tongue out
>>149419781Yes I would, if she also wants to of course.
>>149419804Where's Blood Diamond?
>>149419804npc ass clothes
Champion boy sounds about right.
I like Kai for permaflushing the sneed erceg meme
>>149419822His Maori name is Mua'kuk Bukaku which roughly translates to Head Like Quail Egg
That haka dance is the most embarrassing thing you can do
kai is the lineal champion
>>149419812Fighters used to have class
if kkf wins they'll make the moreno rematch for noche ufc
Fuck the haka. If kai walks in doing an haka I hope the arena collapses
The Maori boy is lacking the face tattoo, what gives I thought he was a full blooded Maori boy
>I have partial Maori descent
>>149419848Holy Fuck its Chris Carriaso!!
Yeah I'm half Maori from the waist down baby
Sweden's on fire right now cant stop the guy
maori, the people who sued lego because they used their language for bionicle
Kaaa
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dont make him angry
Jacked Maori boy here whaddup
>>149419870Does every new zealander try and claim maori heritage?
maori
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Beautiful Maori couple
>>149419898Why do manlet mma fighters have the hottest WAGs?
>>149419888Wtf reading about this now and laughing, what an bunch of crybaby bitches. Respectfully.
>>149419897im part native american buddy
>>149419919>finding that bogged alien attractive
>>149419804Jizz looks like he's been crying
Have you listened to Payton Talbott's album? We need to get these numbers up
https://open.spotify.com/album/11ezTnOiRNWqmUch9KrWT1?si=loEuPES-TPOU117LMblJtw
>>149419919endless sex cardio. Truly, imagine how hard and long Merab can fuck. It'd be like a sewing machine in a chinese sweatshop
>>149419898Blud looks like Colby Covington if he wasn't doing good.
>>149419919personality is what matters
>>149419923smokem peace pipe chief?
>>149419933Just say youโre gay
>>149419955all mid, LHW is where the pussy gets hot
>>149419943guys check out my playlist
I'm not gay but I get hard everytime I see the flyweights fight
>>149419983kek got his ass
>>149419923big wampum ass nigga
>>149419961chief from smack a hoe tribe
>>149419933Sour grape or gay miss k1 post
>>149419921>>149419888>protect their language and culture unlike souless whitoids that let everybody mock them
>>149418344who went to jail