Thread 149418840

Uhhh... Italian bros

chickenwingsbros... we won

>>149418840 (OP)
>sheeeittt dey no be seasoning dey pasta sheeiiittt *loots apple store*

>>149418840 (OP)
no crispy chicken? wtf mario

Bix nood McChicken

>ground grains
>more ground grains
>ground grains with tomatoes
why do italians love eating peasant food so much?

>>149420625
Because you're fat

No fried chicken covered in butter and Nutella and submerged in BBQ? what are Italians thinking?

They have tacos and mulattoes. Italy btfo.

Americans will say homemade pasta, rice or bread straight from the farm will make you fat while they’re all 500 kg obese and not able to move
>>149420625

Everyone involved with this is stupid as shit it's stories like this that remind me that pro athletes are not very socially intelligent and extremely isolated from criticism

>>149430025
Why are blue takis catching strays here? That's a mexican dellicacy.

>>149430048
>Americans will say homemade pasta, rice or bread straight from the farm will make you fat
no one said that you projecting bitch

imagine seething because people don't want to eat dough, cheese and fish for eternity, italians are unreasonably salty (no pun intended)

I don't even think he was saying the food is bad rather it just is not that much variety in Italy. In weah's case he grew up in New York where you can find almost very cuisine under the sun because of multiculturalism. I can imagine it's just the same stuff everyday in Italy

and I'll say it, their pizza is like frozen pizza

>>149430106
/fit/keks says this all the time
>carbohydrates? seed oils? no you should go keto and eat raw butter

>>149430240
/fit/ is full of thirdies who don't lift

PIZZA NAPOLITANO GUSTOZINI DELICIOSO MANGARINIOSO MUAAAAAAAHH

>>149430316
now Greece, GREECE has some delicious food and beautiful country

>>149430332
we stole everything from italians

>>149430354
other way around

>>149430360
>pasticcio
italian
>papoutsakia/moussakas
italian parmigiana di melanzane
>gemista
peperoni ripieni

Remember when this guy wiped his hands in the vest of a random photographer in Russia and no one cared and reddit was like: lmao he is such a prankster

>pasta, fish, steak
>no variety
how are Americans this dumb seriously?

>>149430455
that was in qatar

>>149420625
they eat pizza with fries and weiner pieces. could not believe it

>>149418840 (OP)
Why is McKFCennie so fat

I should move to Europe and open a barbeque chain

>>149432012
Ive only seen one that did not went directly bankrupt and that was in Berlin and was oppd by a tommy. People here only want mediterranean food because it reminds them of vacays

>>149432046
They probably get confused thinking BBQ = steakhouse

>>149431919
>they eat pizza with fries and weiner pieces. could not believe it
when you've had pizza a million times in your life sometimes you want to spice it up.

>>149418840 (OP)
Where's the ngubu from the own goal...?

Would eating pasta every day be a bad idea? Asking for a friend

>>149438914
it would be extremely painful

>>149432104
bro it was this kansas city type with brisket pull pork burnt ends and shit they realy tried their best but as i said europeans prefer lighter dishes that remind them of vacations in the mediterranean

I love pork pie

>pasta, pizza, steak, fish
Only thing missing are vegetables and cheese and you have the perfect diet

>>149430455
Based Azov supporter

>>149432012
We love BBQS

>>149420625
High quality food like that is a luxury in the US

italians always turn into redditors when it comes to food lol

>>149443266
I was thinking the same. The sentence makes no fucking sense.

>>149418840 (OP)
I'm pretty sure with what they're earning you can eat anything in turin. What are they actually missing out on? Corn dogs?

>>149444610
>Mup da do needs mah muhfuggin grits n gravy bix nood grandmammy collard greens purple drank

>>149444241
You laugh but to eat quality food here you have to be in the top 20%

>>149419469
Hope not for their own sake. Italian apples are full of pesticides, predominantly and unless you're careful and buy organic.

>>149418840 (OP)
Why are Americans so obsessed with seasoning their food to the extreme? What happens to Americans with more delicate stomachs who can't deal with pepper?

>>149444656
Germany...

>>149444675
Less and less white. Even brazil is whiter than America by now probably.

>>149444675
N-word worship / ugh we wypipo are so lame with our bland food

>>149444937
why is everything black people do bad? Racists are legit mentally ill

>wheat + water mixes
>meat
>tomato and spices
>dairy
let me guess, you need more

>>149446040
i meant potato, not tomato...

PSG is shit.. Any team can beat the PSG.

>>149444689
what? Tuscany is literally the dump site for pesticides, herbicides and fungicides

>>149432012
>move to Europe and open
Sweet summer child

>>149453781
did the german government double down with tariffs on sarcasm?

BOTAFOGO > PSG

>>149419469
Those two combined make more money than Romania’s GDP

......BOTAFOGO......

Igor Jesus, The goat!!!!!

Igor Jesus

Do ameriburgers really think we eat pizza on a regular basis? While they get it every day in school cafeteria for 10 years of school?

not enough high fructose corn syrup to satisfy the american palate

>>149418840 (OP)
They don't have Japanese or Indian in Italy?

>>149445857
What? I'm talking about how your average mlelsoy supporter + craft IPA enjoyer + hot sauce afficionado sees the situation

Sfincione>>>>neapolitan pizza

>>149430316
how is the pizza making with the new pizza spade going broski

What? No fucking ziti?

>>149418840 (OP)

Weston McFattie knows a lot about food

>niggers go to another country
>do nothing but disrespect everyone, bitch and wine all day

>>149418840 (OP)
What's their one wood?
What do they stand for?

>>149418840 (OP)
we have watermelons

>>149473807
>importing racist jokes instead of creating your own
Italy has fallen