Thread 149422979

FUUUUUCK THE SPURS

Is this the thread

The sixers won

Spurs drafted the zestiest nigga of all time

This nigga lookin' ZESTY, this nigga lookin' MOIST, he's got sugar in his tank, he's light on his feet, he's a lil bit fruity, he plays for the other team, he dances at the other end of the ballroom, this nigga theatrical, this nigga good with colors, this nigga gonna coordinate yo curtains wit you cushions and that shit gonna look good! This nigga lifts shirts, this nigga on the down low, this nigga be a toilet trader, this nigga gardens uphill, this nigga packs fudge, he's a friend of Dorothy, he feels the love that dare not speak Its name, he loves to dance, he's of the Uranian brotherhood, he indulges in the French vice, he has an antipathic sexual Instinct, he's fluent in Polari, he's a refugee from Sodom, he's on the wrong bus, he bats for the other team, he's temperamental, he's 'one of them' if you catch my drift.

spurs win lol

>Winners
Spurs, Sixers, Hawks
>Losers
Jazz, Pelicans

/RBL/ DONT GIVE US NO BAMMER MEMES

this is the most entertaining draft in years

>Spurs draft 3&D wing
It's time to get rid of Devin Vassell

MY FUCKING SPERMS
LETS GO DYLAN HARPER

>>149423024
They always fucking win

Someone save the Wizards

>>149423039
Why do you cock suck other teams so much? Only the spurs and Silver won

>>149423024
I didn't doubt it for a second

>>149422979 (OP)
THE UTAH JIZZ

I can't believe how incompetent some of these teams are. You can get ahead just by not being retarded

>>149423076
do you have me confused for someone else?

Carter Bryant and Dylan Harper is a good combo

Zoomers be like yeah this tuff let's wear it to the draft

>>149423097
Only a spurs fan would find this dogshit handout session "entertaining". Rewarding the mavs and spurs

Thunder Film Room
@ThunderFilmRoom
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The Oklahoma City Thunder take Georgetown big man Thomas Sorber with the 15th pick.

Some interesting facts:
Draymon green has a wingspan of 7'1"
Charles Barkley has a wingspan of 7'3"
Shaq has a wingspan of 7'7"
Ryan Kalkbrenner has a wingspan of 7'6"
Which ever team drafts Ryan Kalkbrenner wins the finals next season

Hornets fan here. Did charlotte do anything stupid tonight?

>>149423098
Wemby, Bryant and Harper will be the future big 3 to go up against the fraud okc flopper

How the fuck is Chicago going to make Giddey, Matas, and Essengue work?

watch masai draft asa newell i should just kil myself

>>149423145
you'll always have Scottie

>>149423117
fuck the spurs. you do have me confused.

>>149423125
>white guy with a long wingspan
The second coming of Jerry West. Is this the mythical Hybrid?

>>149423109
I mean this is how Westbrook, Kuzma, SGA etc dressed

>>149423130
Yeah drafted a benchwarmer white guy like Kennard in the lottery

>>149423130
They picked a low ceiling, high floor guy

>OKC fan is a pajeet
lmfao just like on the internet the only ogayc fans are indians

FIRE MASAI. HE DRAFTED A 2 AND D WING

>>149423130
no Knueppel is a great pick

Why get another big? They trading Hartenstein or JayWill?

>>149423130
they're actually doing pretty well. The suns deal is nuts

LIBERIAN NIGGAS?
WE SHIPPED EM OFF FOR A REASON

The East is absolutely pathetic compared to the West rn. Surely the NBA has to step in to do something about it

another bitchmade nigga crying his eyes out lmao

>>149422979 (OP)
So, are we back?

>>149423186
IHart replacement i suppose

>>149423130
Knueppel will bring balance to AAU Hornets.

sparkly boy

>>149423135
Essengue played in the... BBL?

>>149423175
Saar we are being the champions saar.

>>149423032
Mavs also win by virtue of the fact they got one of the best prospects of the last decade.

>>149423032
>Pelicans
I still don't understand why a bottom 5 team would give away a unprotected first round pick

>>149423221
yes, they gave wembloodclot a fucking superteam

>>149423186
Assets nigga, assets

>>149423249
Rigs don't count

>>149423208
Bruh, OKC barely beat the Pacers in game 7, when Halibuton got hurt

>>149423186
Not this season but eventually yeah. They can't afford everyone they have, so they need to keep the draft train rolling.

They got Ronnie mcnutts sister on

okc just see niggas shotblocking and picks them up

>>149423251
it's almost as if there's a reason the franchise is perennially shit

>>149423251
next year's draft pick too, not some 203X pick years down the road

Imagine teams drafting bad players to fuck over other teams they traded with or something lol

>>149423221
I'm surprised that De'Aron Fox hasn't been traded somwhere else already. He's not needed at all

>>149422971
I was saying the same thing,

Spurs are gonna be second or first seed next season, holy shit, they got all the good talent, it just depends if they're coached well

I was hoping Carter would go to OKC, Sorber is ehhh... I heard just now he had a foot injury by the commentators

BUT... Sorber is 50x better than the shit other people recommended for OKC though, people wanted "Derrick Queen" and Noah Essen-Gay

Sport endless
@SportEndlesss
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#BREAKING: The Memphis Grizzlies are taking Hansen Yang with the 16th pick in the 2025 NBA Draft.

>>149423173
KEK

>>149423280
east has zero depth. there's like 5.5 good teams

>>149422979 (OP)
Wtf was NOLA thinking?

>>149423305
Memphis building The Great Wall of China.

The draft was TODAY?

Why the fuck wasn't it on a thursday?

youtube heads are fucking grilling the pelicans

>>149423279
Who cares, they still won

>>149423300
They just got him this season for pennies on the dollar and I still don't like the deal for the Spurs. Paying a small PG who can't shoot a max is never a good idea.

>>149423305
>YANG GANG
who?

Utah may have the biggest collection of no IQ chuckers.

yang gang it's time

>>149423305
Very rice indeed

>we started a little late
based coop, fuck espn

>>149423305
masai cucked, again!

there's almost half a dozen guys left that i thought would've been gone by now

>Blazies got Hansen Yang
Uhhhhh we already have Clingan though?
I guess we're shipping off Ayton and RGIII then

>>149423305
>It's real

Coop is so boring to listen to. Blud's been PR trained since he was 15

>>149423300
Im guessing they throw him in the trade package for Giannis,

Giannis had a livestream and didnt want any questions to be asked on whether he wanted to be traded out of Milwaulkee

Wasn't Yang projected to be a 2nd rounder? lmao

>>149423334
Zesty

>>149423334
Best of the ZEST
Oiled up hole

>>149423356
Ayton was already traded no?

>>149423334
what the fuck

>>149423358
danny ainge has been grooming him for years, why do you think jazz owner had a melty after the lottery?

> One realistic comparison could be Grant Williams
Raptorsisters....

>>149423334
see >>149423058

>>149423334
he is not masculine enough to wear a fit that feminine

CHINAMAN IS GOING TO PORTLAND

>>149423334
hahaha what the fuck

That's one big reach

OUTRAGEOUS REACH

??? Don’t they have Clingan

wtf?

>>149423356
They are trading Ayton and Deni to Boston for Jaylen Brown.

>>149423305
Teams are going all-in for high-risk high potential picks this year.

CHING CHONG BING BONG

next yao ming?

diabolical reach, sell the franchise already

>>149423388
There's a reason he's wearing that fit

Xi Jinping called in a favour

>>149423356
lakers will take timelord if you take vanderbilt

It's kind of fucked up that Ainge and the Jazz can draft/hire someone that deliberately didn't interview or workout with them.

>from z-bo china
HOLYYYYYYYYY

XI FC. WE HERE

I thought at best Yang going to be at Wolves #31

man i thought it said yang was from Chino, CA

Portland got their walmart Yao Ming

>>149423406
good god that would be horrible

this nigga gonna be the next yao ming SHAYTE

He wasn't even invited onto the stage in the beginning.

Passed Egor Denim on the biggest reach of the draft

>having Clingan, Dominayton, and Timelord
>make the biggest reach of the draft for a chingchong center
lol. lmao even

CHINESE JOKIC HERE WE GO

TWIN TOWERS WITH CLINGAN

>>149423406
Thats makes sense, Chocolate-Skin has a 300 gorillion contract and always injured, Adjiva and Ayton are less injury prone and have a high ceiling to develop with Mazulla

>>149423438
Zionists have no place in a progressive city like Portland.

>>149423427
>Edey and Yang on the same team

blazers reached hard for this. they see something in him that we dont.

Sorry but Chinks shouldn't be allowed to be drafted to the NBA. China is the main geopolitical adversary of the US and it's likely that Yang's salary will be partially sent back to China, which will help fund China's military. Disgraceful.

yang gang we here

Anyone have Hansen Yang highlights

God my franchise, city, and country fucking suck.

>>149423454
>Twin towers
Reminds me of the 2010s memphis with marc gasol and zbo

gave one a shot after yao ming, and they said "come back in 20 years"

heat need to trade down.


MNMuse
@_MNMuse
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Wolves Draft Joan Beringer at pick 17!

good business for portland if nothing else, got assets to move 2 spots

Jakucionis still on the board? what the fuck is portland doing

>>149423452
Timelord?

>>149423452
Ayton was traded to Charlotte for Nurkic and Josh green. I don't even think Timelord played post-ASB

>>149423475
they just said they've been scouting him for years, too.

>>149423452
Rob Will and Ayton are being traded. This pick pretty much sealed it. Portland is moving with Clingan and Yang.

love a big chinese guy

>>149423406
>Jrue and Jaylen on Portland
>foreign center dominating in the paint
Boston 2.0 but in the West

Someone please trade to my Celties

>>149423500
That never happened

>>149423495
robert williams iii

I thought the Nets would get Yang.

when will south korea produce an nba player?

Remember when Yi Jianlian absolutely cooked that chair 1v1?

>>149423483
Just watch the pre draft scrimmage. He killed it there.

Joan Beringer is a name that you see is grey on the 2025 Draft page on wikipedia because he never played a game.

>>149423514
You have to give up Derrick White for it

>>149423334
This years pic related

>>149423521
Jeremy Lin

>>149423521
All of them are are 1,50m tall and there's not a billion koreans like chinese, so there's a smaller chance for a freak like this to be born

>>149423521
ha seung jin

Adam Silver forbidding anyone else from drafting a white player after 3 went in the top 10

>>149423532
Joan Beringer sounds like a 1930s Hollywood actress name.

get this yurocuck off the stage

A lot of centers being drafted tonight. League is about to get bigger

>>149423521
Blazers had some guy named Ha 20 years ago.

>>149423486
Scottie, Ingraham and Ochai are the only 3 players with value on the team. The rest are straight trash. We just drafted a wing that can't shoot for shit. Masai is washed and his "rebuild" was garbage.

This guy is legit big. His head dwarfs the that.

gweilos, you rike?

>all these C reaches just to spite my lakies
hating ass mfers. Good thing we're corporate now

>played soccer before switching to basketball

this could be a nice pick

>>149423483
MMM CHOP CHOPPA CHOP A BOOM CHOP
CHINGY CHONG AHM BOOM CHOP

Woofs are getting another Rudy Gobert T.T

mr. joan has some beautiful black queens in his family

>>149423545
Koreans have been getting taller the last generation. They'll produce a Jeremy Lin soon.

>>149423560
his hat legit looks like a yamulka

malika andrews is such a baddie
the shit i'd do to get all up in her ass meat

>>149423534
He's way better than any of these guys

Jakucionis, Clifford, Wolf, McNeely still on the board

>>149423564
Kino pic tbf

They have gone to commercial every time the wizards are about to draft.

blazers really reached for yang

>Jeremiah Fears
>Cedric Coward

>have long limbs
>start playing basketball
>get paid millions 4 years later because you have long limbs and have touched a basketball
nice "sport" guys

Too many poverty teams and incomplete rosters making reaches on ill-fitting players

beringer started playing at 15 and he's 18 now, barely knows how to hoop and raw as fuck

>>149423611
selling jerseys is more important

Welcome to Dallas

Inceltic.

>>149423622
go play chess fag

>>149423584
Jeremy Lin is a Taiwanese

>>149423521
they need to have sex with (or get artificially inseminated by) an ex-nba player

yall niggas watched this new 28 years later movie

THANK FUCKIGN CCHRIST WIZARDS TOOK WALTER CLAYTON JR

THANK YOU

who compared themselves to curry?

hmm perhaps I will buy a reasonably priced shirt with an all-day collar (tm)

>>149423648
Flagg has aura I'm afraid

Evan Sidery
@esidery
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The Wizards select Walter Clayton Jr. at No. 18 overall.

Washington adds another dynamic guard who just won a national championship.Evan Sidery
@esidery
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The Wizards select Walter Clayton Jr. at No. 18 overall.

Washington adds another dynamic guard who just won a national championship.


Michael Scotto
@MikeAScotto
Sources: The Washington Wizards will select Walter Clayton with the No. 18 pick in the 2025 NBA Draft. Hearing this pick is on the move to the Utah Jazz in a trade.

did we really not get one good webm moment tonight?

Is Rudy begging to avoid getting traded?

>>149423559
scottie misses the playoffs every year

Is this common a mock draft has far more different than the actual draft,

I didn't expect Derek Queen to get drafted so early and Carter Bryant to be so low, ppl said Bulls or Atlanta would get him first

>>149423622
You just described Tacko Fall and his successful successor Rudy Gobert who is being paid 45 million a year

No need for the show Colangelo. I know you're the one behind this!

>>149423667
Nah, I heard it's another Ridley Scott/Alien like shit show, old farts basically using their old IP to start a new franchise because they couldn't greenlight it by themselves without it

>>149423720
guy who the cancucks drafted mouthing fuck

>Walter Clayton Jr
Another role-player type name

hams Charania
@ShamsCharania
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Utah sent No. 21 and second-round picks to Washington for Walter Clayton Jr., sources said.


lol thats a lot

>>149423720
Someone post the video where Collin Murray-Boyles says "man FUCK!" when the Raptors draft him.

>>149423736
Mock drafts are done by retards so yes.

I was told OKC and the nets had all these picks where they at?

>>149423743
if you dont want it spoiled why are you on the internet in 2025?

>Marc Stein reposted
Jake Fischer
@JakeLFischer
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24s
Utah is sending Nos. 21, 43 and two future second-round picks to Washington, per source, to select Florida guard Walter Clayton.

>>149423622
This but unironically.

>>149423774

low first round

wanted my nets to get the chinese guy

>ESPN’s Jonathan Givony is reporting that Ace Bailey did not want to go to Utah, but they “drafted him anyway”.
that nigga ainge ruthless

MASAIIIII WHY DID YOU GET THE AFRICAN AFRICAN

this lightskin is TOO light
something must be done

>>149423736
yes which is why mocks across the sites are different. A big board gives you a general rating of the prospects but a mock has to do a lot of guesswork and insight into how teams think. Nobody could really predict that nets pick for example unless they had real info from the team

So Colin Cowherd is a Blazer now?

>>149423732
Because we started a half assed rebuild and ended up with a shitty ass roster with no shooters or center. RJ, Quickley and Jakob are trash that aren't worth a heavily protected first. We lost Norm, OG, Siakam, FVV, Lowry, Gasol, Ibaka, Danny Green and Kawhi for nothing

I cant tell if these dudes are black or white

>>149423798
I dont get it, Toronto is better than 90% of NBA cities in terms of nightlife, size (shit players care about)

>>149423795
based

is that his baby momma or mother?

>>149423819
one race, the human race

>yang hansen was legit 2nd round
>warriors were supposed to get him
mein warriors...

How light can these dudes realistically get before they're not lightskin they're just brown or white

>>149423819
all these lightskins have black dads and white moms

gotta be cool playing in washington, big booty black chick heaven

might move jazz up after the walter clayton pick

>>149423800
tell that nigga to get a tan it'll trick a lot of niggas

>>149423795
you think you can escape him?

>>149423795
The transfer portal has spoiled these players.

>>149423840
Notice when a white man does marry a black girl she's often darkskin. #curious

>baby before making da league
Lmfao. Shout out to his baby mama for securing the bag tonight.

>>149423849
Hansen Yang will prove everyone wrong.

check em

>>149423798
Trust Masai's vision

okay hes definitely black

>>149423807
Didn't the Grizzlies trade for him?

>>149423819
Didn't the hair texture make it obvious?

>>149423823
You're an American athlete that has a 1/30 chance of having to play in Canada and having to deal with shit weather, expensive cost of living and Canadian taxes. Of course he's going to be pissed.

>>149423763
who has the twitter link?
I'll make the webm

What the hell, these young niggas already having babies at age 19, 20

>>149423877
>yells fuck when selected by the raptors
kek

>>149423823
If I'm drafted I only give a fuck about the taxes. I'm traveling throughout the season and can live wherever in the offseason.

nigga has a daughter??????

>>149423570
why do these men look like women

>>149423849
How are the Mavs not top tier lmao

That kid gonna grow up seeing his father for half the year

>>149423909
i was about to be confused than I saw you dont live in america and it makes sense...these niggas bang everything

>>149423911
It was a happy "FUCK". He was glad the wait was over.

>>149423909
and im almost 21 and still a kissless virgin

>still no power move for Luka
Lucka is so fucked with this shit franchise

Barry Jackson
@flasportsbuzz
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7s
And Traore off the board to Nets at 19, per several

if you need a shooter you should trade up for the KJ or Wolf, crazy draft slide

>>149423931
more than most black kids

>>149423923
nba season is 7 months, playoffs up to 2 more (not that it matters for raptors these days) and you're home for half of it

This draft is falling to the heatttttttttt. TRADE DOWN

>>149423942
He needs to trade for Dominayton

>>149423877
He's a 2 and D wing that can't space the floor and has no real accolades other than making All-SEC second team. His college team finished the year 12-19. He's a certified bum and the Raptors needed a proper center for years.

Nets having an awful draft

Nets held onto all these picks just to reach on scrubs

>>149423904
https://streamable.com/esxu00

>>149423823
Kendrick turned the zoomers against the 6.

>>149423909
He had to choose between working on his pull up or pull out game. He's in the NBA now.

I really like Traore but don't like the nets

>>149423896
Im watching from the side monitor on laggy streameast in between rounds of my game. I couldnt tell

>comparison is westbrook
oh no

how the fuckkkk is Kasparas Jakucionis still available?

>>149423953
Kek

>>149423985
(he is really good)

so many french yns in this draft, they're gonna dominate basketball too

>>149423961
>your "home" for 1 day at a time before travelling again
If you only care about shit like nightlife, why would it matter when you just go to another city every other night?

>>149423930
the kid has to live up to generational hype for this not to be one of the worst picks in the draft

>>149423724
hope he gets traded, dogshit player and phony DPOY award

Did nothing against OKC, while Wolves got raped by Shai foul baiting and caruso and dorts legal fouls

>>149423932
I swear 90% of nba niggas are retards outside of basketball

>>149423938
Don't worry bro. I'm 29 and same as you. You'll get used to it.

>>149423564
YAAANGGG GAAAAANGGG

>>149423909
these women smart

it would be funny as hell if none of this draft matters and the oldest team warriors win the championship haha

how did my team do

>>149424024
???

>>149424007
You BAWB's always overrate your own

>>149423823
It’s fucking Canada lmao

>>149423997
Whats wrong with WestGOD

>>149424060
don't let us get giannis

Pat Riley looking senile

If you actually want a good french player, bring this mf to your franchise

>>149424054
egor is more of a forward who can playmake

>>149424022
because it's the only place you have free time
you can't get fucked up and play the next day unless it's a game that doesn't matter

>>149424062
You drafted a guy named Fears

Every 'French' player is racially ambiguous. Given their soccer team is all black, are there any white French people left?

>>149424062
bad, if it weren't for the nets or blazers >we would probably have the worst draft of any team

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Barry Jackson
@flasportsbuzz
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Heat picks Illinois PG Jakucionis , per
@MikeAScotto

whos that fatass over there? LMAO

>>149424060
Yeah I am sure 38 year old Curry and 36 year old Butler will win the championship next season

Miami steal of the draft

Absolute steal, Miami got another one

>>149424065
Not seeing no indian players

>>149424062
you gave away next year's first round pick unprotected for basically nothing
you better be making a voodoo shrine for zion's health

>>149424149
Why are the Heat collecting all the white guards that can’t play?

>>149424007
heat picked it

What are the Nets biggest problems? It seems like the roster is pretty good just mainly really young and having to develop.

This guy should've went 10 picks earlier

lil buzi vert of 2025, steal

>>149424149
Who is Jackoffcousinis

>Big nose
Is he jew

>>149424178
I swear this happens every happens every year
then everyone is going be shocked when he averages 14 ppg as a rookie

>>149424189
No good players

>>149423819
all according to plan. this is how we defeat racism, brothers

>>149423807
Coward is a Grizzly
Yang is a Blazer
They swapped draft picks

>>149424174
what are you talking about? there draft picks are usually good. thats the only thing they have done right in the past 4 years

miami finally got their star player

The next draft should just be the top 10 teams making picks and everyone else gets a random rookie selected by the commissioner.

How did miami get this guy, might as well trade herro

>>149424202
but he is supposed to be a lottery talent

>>149424170
Go huff some gas and do your dumb little war dances elsewhere, Maori

>>149424215
yall think the one itt who was lying about being white and rich fell asleep because he took so long to get picked

This guy should’ve went in the lottery

>>149424220
These are the shittiest players ever

>>149424202
Well, because they got a GOAT coach

>>149424189
It's literally just Claxgod and a bunch of bums. And Claxton is probably getting traded. Nets are the #1 team that should just draft based on talent alone

can't wait for the nba announcers to mangle this dude's name night after night

>>149424265
Bojan is good.

>>149424285
At being on a new team every two years

>>149424202
The Heat have a roster full of talentless system players. Jaime Jaquez went from being looked as a talented young player to a bum in 2 seasons.

>>149424265
the only bad move was precious instead of maxey. but even precious still plays

Sean Marks what the fuck are you doing buddy?

At least 1/3rd of the Miami Heat are white dudes and that's only the dudes I remember. What's going on in South Beach.

Asian pussy just tastes different bros.

Go Raptors by the way!

I like the Kasparas Jakucionis pick for the queef. Reading the draft strengths comes across as "he actually knows how to play ball" lmao

>>149424314
Well aside from turning down four draft picks from BOS to draft Justice Winslow

>>149424310
lol they have been really good at drafting

>>149424326
they don't need herro anymore

>>149424189
if you don't have a top 10 player or somebody with the potential to be top 10 then you don't have anything in the nba. Guess where the nets are

Chink player is gonna be the GOAT
League ain’t ready for him

>>149424274
>Bunch of bums except for Claxton
What about Cam Johnson??

He is injury prone though

>>149424260
Here's what happens when you're racist irl jeety

>>149424274
Claxton isn’t any good either, hasn’t improved in years

>>149424327
Are you a LB

>>149424357
kek

>>149424357
Yep, at 0:05 to 0:06

Clearly its the F-bomb, poor guy

>>149424371
>Ramen Deep

Wolf should be the next BAWB off the board

>>149424362
He's aight. Definitely the better Cam for sure. But he's just "a guy" and if he's your second best player the roster looks bleak.

>>149424206
>>149424274
you're really telling me Beekman, Cam Thomas, Cameron Johnson, Noah Clowney, Drew Timme & Ziaire Williams are all bad?
I don't buy it...

CANADIAN CHOSEN

>>149424371
>Getting this mad this quickly
lol too easy

Who won?
Who lost?

>>149424326
>What's going on in South Beach.

>>149424326
need responsible players in Miami to stay out of trouble.

OK I've seen enough. I will do my part to support the nba's future

>>149424419
>you’re really telling me a bunch of undrafted, late first and second round picks aren’t any good
I’m more surprised the Nets still have fans with their total lack of seemingly any interest in putting together a competitive basketball team

>>149423823
>shit weather
>shit taxes
That's most of what NBA players think about when it comes to Canada.
As someone from Toronto our nightlife is very underrated, but its not enough to get past the depressing winters and shitty humid summers.

Raptorbros, thoughts on CMB?

>>149424460
why do black girls look like guys, even attractive girls

>>149424460
Ass is too big

>>149424460
mamma mia

>>149424482
She's alright, not a typical Masai pick but I respect his judgment.

>>149424483
She doesn't look like a guy

>>149424484
>Irish diaspora

>>149424482
another southerner that wants nothing to do with playing in toronto

>>149424460
>fuck a tall track and field kween
>train your son jamal-murray style to be a psycho
guaranteed retirement nest egg right there

>>149424407
Him and Ace are gonna be the villains in this draft

who is zestier shai or liberace

>>149424357
the look on his and his gfs face when they realize they have to get passports tomorrow

>>149424482
He'll be worse than our second round pick. Out of the league in 3 years.

>>149424483
It's just their genes. Niggresses have the least feminine faces

>>149424460
goddamn

>>149422979 (OP)
>YOU BALD KIKE!
best draft opening ever

>>149424482
is that his gf or wife?

>>149424450
The Spurs won, Wembyclot has a superteam, IF coached correctly they should be able to hit 3-7th seed, and make playoffs finally

Jazz lost, they drafted a guy (Ace Bailey) who clearly doesn't want to be on the team and probably will sit out games as he obviously and wanted a higher seed team and Jazz as well drafted some random guy after,

Malika Andrews voice raised an octave talking about them young white bucks

>>149423823
taxes, conversion rate.

>>149424482
Another project bum that can't dribble or shoot. Our floor spacing is trash.

Quickley
RJ
Ingram
Scottie
Jakob

Ochai, Dick, CMB and Mogbo coming off the bench is pretty much an entire roster of non-shooters in a 3pt chucking league.

>>149424565
gf

>>149424419
Nets are one of those poverty franchises like Miami where they pride themselves in playing hard with the absolute shittiest players imaginable. Their fans and front office brag about finding and “developing” diamonds in the rough yet simultaneously blame the total lack of post-season success/participation on the fact they don’t have any lottery picks or all stars

Crazy how in just the last 5 years or so there’s been an absolute explosion in black French big men being drafted. The fuck is going on?

>>149424451
a big check for endless fried fish appetizers

>>149424446
>He says after going on a racist rant, indian clitty leaking
Chud.

>>149424570
rookie contracts are 4 years long, he's looking down the barrel of a half decade in utah
no one's resigning a rookie who forced their way off a team in 2 years by being shit and unproven

>>149424609
Tony Parker's school is cranking them out

>>149422979 (OP)
Meal. Salmon Belly.

dylan harper mom is fine as hell

>>149424620
>rookie contracts are 4 years long,
Then there's RFA so it's more like 8 years unless he retires.

15 minutes til the bill simmons draft stream. i wonder how long it will take me to get banned from chat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvHNciUUPg0

>>149424609
Tall men have their way in this life and make more babies, if an African immigrant is 6’6 he’s probably going to have his pick of tall French women

>>149424609
Notice how all of them haves names like


>Ngbonbubu

>>149424565
stepmom

>>149423823
>frozen tundra 8 months of the year
>hot humid summer for three months
September is the only month of the year where it's not cold as fuck or blistering heat. not to mention how it could be 74 in may 1st but 30 snow and rain may 2. I live in buffalo. our weather is terrible.

Hawks pick some random nigga cause why not for Atlanta

>>149424477
>I’m more surprised the Nets still have fans
"it could be worse" is basically my mentality, and I like a lot of the people there.
hell even when they had an insane roster in the 00s they couldn't pull it off.

Why don’t players want to go to Toronto? Is it literally just a black thing? That city is way better to live in than 2/3 of the cities in the nba

>>149424635
She's a generic short Filipina

>>149424692
southerners don't like the cold or taxes

>Jason Richardson's son will be a first round pick

I remember when he was winning the dunk contest

>>149424692
There is a very notorious rookie ritual that every draftee need to go through.

I'm 6'6 white and athletic and in Brooklyn for the summer what are the chances I match with Malika Andrews on tinder tonight?

>>149424648
what happened
you care more about rando's names than your only relevant player all night

A bit late, but how do yall rate nets' draft pick?

>>149424692
crossing the border every time they play i assume

They are really going to let Fleming to the Thunder, lol

it is critical for the nets to get off of the rest of those picks now. No serious team is trying to have 5 rookies

>>149424692
Do they have to go through customs 41 times a season?

>>149424692
Shit weather
Shit taxes
High cost of living
Different country
No American endorsement deals

Nets really gonna draft five rookies? They need to make some trades.

>>149424725
another lost soul

>>149424635
always stuns me to see small moms because what do you mean that bigass dude came out of that tiny lady

>>149424716
are you a redhead? if so, i'd say high.

>>149424620
I think he'll be traded on draft midnight or later in the week, if he communicates to them he wanted to be traded,

Its hard to blame him because Jazz ended up with the worst record last season and the prev seasons too, least he could get is Timberwolves, not a 15th seed superlosing team that was 17- 65 this last season iirc

>>149424692
Nobody wants to get raped by taxes

>>149424750
>Shit taxes
>High cost of living
they are in the NBA. this isnt an issue

>>149424357
MASAI SHIP THIS UNGRATEFUL BUM TO CHINA

>>149424692
Cause you get scolded for not maintaining the status quo and letting Scottie shoot 25 times a night. Plus everyone in Canada is a virtue signaling narcissist. Weird cultural shitter shift. The people in Toronto also openly talk in movie theaters

>>149424739
>>149424752
They have six picks they traded for another first rounder in the Porzingis three way, Marks is a retard he probably thought he could consolidate a bunch of mid first round picks into something good forgetting that if he doesn’t want the picks why would anyone else?

>>149424635
she for the bench

>>149424797
he is going to china wym

>>149424752
They might be starting all 5 this team is cheeks.

>>149424783
Income taxes are even more important when you have a high income

>>149424783
ducking taxes in toronto isn't like NYC or LA or SF

>>149424326
drafting scrappy white kids that might be undervalued in the nba

>>149424750
And Indians everywhere left and right, its impossible to order anything from tim hortons with them not understanding you, and also hobos everywhere

>>149424633
based I ate salmon for dinner tonight

>>149424772
>hard to blame him because Jazz ended up with the worst record last season and the prev seasons too, least he could get is Timberwolves, not a 15th seed
are you fucking retarded
how do you think the draft lottery works
TOP PROSPECTS GO TO THE WORST TEAMS, GO FIX THEM IF YOU'RE GOOD

>>149424326
Riley trying to live vicariously through the roster

Remember when Dr Umar got mad that Malika pointed out Brandon Williams delivered a murder weapon to his friend in the middle of the night?

>>149424357

raps cant catch a break

i thought MY 2024 CHAMPION BOSTON CELTICS were going to move up today what the fuck

another white dad?

>>149424821
Yeah, they're gonna tank for another year

Pelicans or Nets biggest losers of the draft?

>>149424783
You do realize that the point of being in the NBA is to acquire generational wealth, right?

>>149424907

Cuck stevens did just enough to please the Jewish owners to stay under the cap.

>>149424783
They don't mind high cost of living and taxes if they get to live in like California.

>>149424931
$25M PY for his statline alone is a steal.

they must have special dew caps for these big dew dudes

>>149424931
Pay this guy if you want to continue losing for the rest of the decade, he should have been on the block

>>149424848
>are you fucking retarded
Are YOU retarded,

LOOK AT THE TEAMS stop being a fag, before I touch you,

Philly is paying 2 injured nogs 50 million, meanwhile he would be forced to play while PG13 does his podcast and Embitch eats chicken and collect checks and get fatter,

My fucking god, im not even trying to be mean, but your just dumb asf to be thinking he's forced to, he probably didnt realize the conjecture of how the draft works,

>>149424907
I think the Celtics plan is to stuck next season and Silver will gift them the top pick.

>>149424936
Raptors

why don't players set up llcs in wyoming or whatever and have the clubs pay that instead of in their own name?

Kings moving up

>presti can't help but fleece sacramento
they're such an easy target, he can't help himself

>>149424931
This guy could either become the Black SGA or turn out to be a bum

>>149424692
60% tax

>>149424966
Even then its a real issue for the Kings. The other California teams, you can make up for the taxes with better endorsements. But the Kangz is the worst of every world.

dude is already wearing kings colors...

how do YOU pronounce NIQUE anon?

>>149424885
The police cleared him though

[BREAKING NEWS]
CN netizen's reaction to Hansen Yang being selected as the 16th pick in the 2025 NBA draft.

>I thought he would go undrafted
>This is why agents are so important these days in NA market
>He is a bust
>I can't believe his agents fooled Portland's front office thinking he's the Chinese jokic
>I hope he can make China proud after all the failures since Yao...
>He should of went to the Lakers
>I don't understand Portland's thoughts... they have Clingan and Ayton
>Make sure Yang stays away from Ayton he's a black thug

>>149425155
Nikka

>>149425137
He looks like a pajeet

>>149425137
rigged

>>149425167
>Make sure Yang stays away from Ayton he's a black thug

>>149425167
last guy is right

>>149424885
the weirdest thing about that was his friend whos black calling him the hard r in the texts and saying take the gun to me right now hard r and he actually did it.

>>149424931
I wouldn't feel comfortable paying this bum 5 mil a year

just fucking tank Kings, wtf are you doing

>>149424482
She's got a butter face and a rib tat. Into the trash she goes.

As for CMB? He's a project that could be a rotational player at best. Has no court vision, shooting is suspect and lack of hustle.

>>149425009
I don't even know what point you think you're making
he could've been drafted to philly because they're ass and plummeted at the end of the season, yes. it's not a desirable situation, that's why they had the chance to move up in the lottery
he is forced to, that's how the draft works. he will be playing for the jazz unless ainge gets an incredible offer for him or he decides to retire from the nba

>>149425155
Neek

>>149424977
Guy who can only score and is 43% from the filed is not worth 25m/yr lmao

good pick by orlando

>>149425155
Ni-key

>>149425155
throat goat

Nets, don't you dare take Maxime with one of your picks
Don't you dare
He going to the C's

I still can't believe NO gave us their '26 pick for nothing kek

>>149424482
Way better pick then scottie

>6'0
>Can shoot
>Great defense

So Bronny james who can score

>>149424931
future bulls, kings and lakers

Yo what is even the point of drafting a short nigga in the draft

>>149425167
Sounds just like /nba/ lmao

>>149424931
thought this was Cam Johnson and thought yeah $25M per year sounds reasonable

>>149425109
the latter is more likely

>>149425339
Jase had a nice year, very efficient lefty, worthy of a late 1st rounder for a team that needs shooting and just gave away some guards

>>149424752

they are drafting low. since its unlikely they will find a buyer for their picks they are liking taking a spray and pray approach and hope they can land a jokic/ sengun like player with one of these picks.

ISRAELI SELECTED

>drafting an israeli that might not even come
fucking fire sean marks holy shit

dey got da jews

>>149425339
only worth it if they have 7ft wingspan like dono mitchell

israeli nigga heading to nyc?
ain't they vote against that yesterday

Kalkbrenner to the celtics

lmao nets drafted a zionist

Nets KWAB of the draft

Nets going for the Borough Park fans.

Nets had a great opportunity this draft and completely blew it.

>>149425471
wizards/blazer one is really good

jews own nyc

Remember them libbing out over sean marks and tsai for taking a stand against kyrie for covid protocol only for them to immolate their franchise

>>149425499
It's a muslim city now.

Have to go back to 2017 Sixers to find a draft class as bad as this years Nets

This BAWB looks like he's about to cry

>>149422979 (OP)
Sean Marks totally blew this draft

>>149425471
they're trying to fleece the knicks again after bridges

>>149425249
>I don't know what point you're making

What I'm saying is simple: Ace Bailey was a top 3 prospect and arguably has a higher ceiling than either Flagg or Harper he's taller than both, and has just as much upside. But unlike them, he’s being thrown into a mess.

Flagg and Harper are lucky. They're landing on teams that were actually solid this past season but got wrecked by injuries. Dallas had injuries to Kyrie, AD, and Klay, but still racked up wins against contenders like Boston and OKC. Cooper Flagg’s walking into a potential 4 or 5 seed. That’s like being handed the keys to a car that just needs gas.

Same thing with Harper. Wemby had the blood clot scare, and Foxx had a major hand injury. Despite that, the Spurs still competed and even beat the Warriors with their core intact. Once healthy, that team has serious potential.

Now compare that to Ace, who nearly got stuck on a team with two $50M contracts tied to useless faggots who barely play anymore Joel Embiid and Paul George. That franchise is a graveyard. Chronic injuries, wasted cap space, no clear future. And then people question why Ace might feel disappointed? He should want to go to a team like the Hawks, Wolves, or Thunder young, competitive, actually building something.

If anything, Ace has every right to be frustrated and enraged. He’s not asking to be handed a title he just wants to go somewhere that isn’t doomed and fucked before he even plays a minute

We can talk all day, I think you're smart but for the love of god don't try to justify something like this in this way, there has to be a better way of handling this by the NBA

why is he crying whenever malika slid him her hotel card?

>>149425507
jews let that one happen to make sure one of their own made it in the nba. all part of the plan :^)

boston 100% taking the best white boy on the board

Ummm guys....

DANNNYYYYY

Take Maxime Raynaud!!
BRAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRAD!!!!!!!!!!!
Take him now! Do it NOW!!!

First good pick nets made today

>nets grabbed Danny Wolf
FINALLY A GOOD PICK NETTIES
WHY DID IT TAKE YOU 3 TRIES

Danny wolf is american sabonis

The lone wolf is finally getting drafted

>>149425560
Uhhhh ohhhhhhh

>>149425560
What?

Celtics on the clock

Danny Wolf taking two Jews after the Zohran win is something else

lmao
>jew york
2 israelis on the nets

Sean Marks making sure everyone in New York is a Knicks fan

>>149425520
Never hated a GM more in sports history, guy has won one playoff series in eight years and has full tenure

This wolf guy looks like a walmart Jokic ngl

Mcnutt looks like she has a stinky gyat. I saw Wolf's nose furl when she got close

but the antisemites told me jews aren't good at sports?

Cam Thomas not getting contract either

>>149425625
Sabonis is an all-star.

spanish people are white??

Blazers need to trade Avdija to the Nets quick

Hugo is the Tatum replacement

>>149425640
He's Lithuanian

oh look boston took the BAWB available again

well well well

>Hugo Gonzalez
KWAB they're getting rid of Derrick White or Payton Pritchard

Hugo and Queta holy fuck

3.4 ppg 41% fg
What?

Kyrie got them on a 22-1 streak, #1 seed, and the chinese jew traded him to a franchise that give him hundreds of millions, kek.

Can the new owners fire the racist Brad Stevens already?

we really needed the Celtics to trade that pick for the sweep

genny soon
>>149415405
>>149415405
>>149415405

>>149425660
Nah, they're keeping PP. Teams are interested in White and Brown, so either one of those 2 are gone

>Boston rebuilding

Has any team rebuilded this rapidly?? trading 2 starting/bench cores in one day, and on the verge of trading their second face (Jaylen Brown)

Its obvious this Hugo kid is intended to replace Tatum, and give Boston a young white guy, and probably be a Luka Doncic 2.0 playing for the same team as him

ayo who the fuck is Hugo Gonzales?

>>149425732
i thought boston should've moved up, unless you're in love with this hugo guy.

Danny Wolf can live in the Chabad tunnels with Moloch

Nuggets get an F- for this draft

Euro's explain this Hugo kid that the Celtics took

Utah East

>>149425535
>arguably has a higher ceiling than either Flagg or Harper ... and has just as much upside
but he doesn't, even before the agent fuckery he dropped out of projected top 2 status
as for the rest of it, dallas being in the lottery at all was such an insane twist of fate that people assume it's rigged. the 4 teams with the highest odds of getting a top 4 pick were, in order, charlotte/utah/washington, then nola
the worst teams get the best picks. before trades, the hawks pick was 14th. the wolves pick was 21st. the thunder's pick was 30th. after trades, the highest pick from any of them was 13th. what ace bailey allegedly espoused was actually a desire to go to the wizards, pels, or nets (6, 7, 8), which are not worlds apart from the jazz
if you really believe he's a top 3 pick, there is zero reasonable expectation of being able to drop 13+ spots until a team that's 90% through rebuilding can pick you up and you can win a chip your first year. lebron went to a 17-65 cavs. ad went to a 21-45 pels. kyrie went to the 19-63 cavs. it's how this works, no top prospect is retarded enough to think they can just get to the exact team they want as a rookie, he did what he could by refusing workouts and it wasn't enough. now he's a jazz, and he will be suiting up for them the next 2+ years unless someone overpays ainge for him

>>149425640
>>149425655
kek which one of you with an Israeli IP address changed the short description on his Wikipedia page to "Jewish Lithuanian-American basketball player"?

So many frenchies and BAWB in this draft

>>149425729
I agree, Boston is a weirdly designed team, if they lose Pritchard thats a huge gunshot to their playoff chances, Pritchard is a god at 3pt shooting (steph curry lite) hes likely to take over Tatums spot while he recovers

suns pick up another shitty role player lmao

These BAWBs all crying kekaroo

what's the point of these meme picks
the 55th pick from 2023 is already out of the league lmao

>>149425810
I didn't change it, but I just checked, it's still "Lithuanian-American"

>>149425827
He's going to hornets anyways

>>149425854
Imagine being emotional on draft night only to never play a single game later kek

>>149425891
mikael bridges for my sixers :(

>>149425915
Harden will unlock him

>>149425808
You're right that stars usually go to bad teams that’s how the lottery works. But there’s more nuance to Ace Bailey’s case than just “he’s delusional.” He was consensus top 3 most of the year, with tools that arguably give him a higher ceiling than Flagg or Harper. His slide wasn’t about talent, it was about agent maneuvering and team fit concerns, which has precedent. Kobe refused to play for Charlotte. Steve Francis didn’t want to go to Vancouver. Wemby had clear preferences. It’s not new.

Ace didn’t ask to go #30 to the defending champs. But wanting to fall to teams like OKC, the Wolves, or even Atlanta who have structure, spacing, and a path to serious development isn’t some wild fantasy. He saw two guys (Flagg, Harper) get drafted into ideal recovery spots. Dallas was banged up and still finished well. San Antonio had Wemby and still competed in games despite key injuries. Both Flagg and Harper walk into teams that can realistically be 4–6 seeds if healthy.

Meanwhile, Ace lands in Utah a roster that’s full of logjammed wings, no clear PG, and a rebuilding direction that’s been shaky at best. So yeah, he’s frustrated. He sees guys with less upside get easier paths. And let’s not pretend fit doesn’t matter: LeBron, AD, Kyrie all started on bad teams, but those teams were fully committed to building around them from day one. Is Utah gonna do that for Ace? Or is he gonna be buried behind Keyonte, Hendricks, and the next 6'8" forward Ainge drafts?

Ace’s frustration isn’t entitlement. It’s a calculated reaction to where his skillset is most likely to grow. You only get one rookie contract wanting to spend it in a place that isn’t constantly tanking or overcrowded is fair.

>Niggerhauser
How yall feeling, clippers fans?

>>149425931
project pick

>>149423370
Takes one to know one, right? Just kidding, my man. God bless.

>>149425930
>Kobe refused to play for Charlotte ... Wemby had clear preferences
neither of those are applicable as I understood the situations, especially wemby who was 1000% going to whatever team got #1
>there’s more nuance to Ace Bailey’s case than just “he’s delusional
I said he wasn't delusional and you're imagining something that's not there (especially given you keep mentioning different desired landing spots than he did), he was probably reasonably levelheaded about it afterwards, he (or his agent) tried something and it wasn't enough
>He saw two guys (Flagg, Harper) get drafted into ideal recovery spots
again, one of those took a generationally insane trade, a near-failure to field playable nba rosters, and then a 1.8% roll of the dice, the other took the main driver of the spurs' success having blood clots and getting shut down for the season. these are not reasonable expectations. most years you're probably gonna be a wizard, a piston, a hornet, a jazz as a top pick. on average, if guys have less upside, that's the reason they're less desirable and going to better situations
>those teams were fully committed to building around them from day one
they were clear #1 picks who could change the direction of a team singlehandedly. ainge and hardy are pretty competent and it's not a ruthless star studded locker room, they are desperate to be pulled out of the bottomless tanking hell and given some direction. if you think he has #1 redraft potential I should sincerely hope he can outshine taylor hendricks who played 75 minutes total last season and earn some institutional support by the end of the season

>>149425930
btw when you say "the nba's gotta fix this," what they'd be fixing is the spurs, the 76ers, the mavs getting a shot at that talent despite the teams they have, maybe the jazz and nets for brazenly tanking
he'd be a wizard, a hornet, a raptor. not all that different

>>149423334
why are lightskins like this...

>>149426261
You’re right to say the Flagg and Harper landing spots were statistical outliers, especially how Dallas got there. I’m not saying Ace should’ve expected to fall into a perfect storm like that. My point is more that in his eyes, seeing peers end up on rosters with serious playoff potential while he’s headed into another murky rebuild made the contrast feel sharper. It’s not entitlement, it’s perspective. its night day, Texas is a more fun diverse more things to do there its a huge state compared to "Utah"

Also, sure Wemby was always going #1, but people around him made it extremely clear which franchises were ideal. That influence exists, even if subtle. Kobe and Francis are more overt examples. Ace’s agent tried a softer version of that limited workouts, mixed signals which, as you said, wasn’t enough to sway anyone. But it wasn’t irrational either, especially if he felt Utah’s roster was already congested with tweeners.

The difference here is Ace isn’t a clear #1 guy like LeBron or AD who will get handed the keys. But he’s not some middling upside swing either. He has the tools to become a primary piece if developed properly, and teams like OKC, Cavs, Pacers, Nuggets or even Minnesota offered clearer runway and stability in their systems. It’s not about skipping the rebuild it’s about not being lost in a foggy one.

You’re totally right to expect a guy like Ace to beat out Taylor Hendricks. That should happen. But you also know how the NBA works: development paths aren't always merit-based. Fit, politics, coaching preferences it all matters. If you think he has redraft #1 upside, like I do, then caring where he lands isn’t just ego, it’s self-preservation.

NOW, if Utah is smart, they’ll pivot around him. But if he ends up in a “prove it” role behind a roster that isn’t even sure who its point guard is, then we might look back and say "yeah, he had every reason to want somewhere else"

>>149426739
>teams like OKC
30th pick pretrades, 15th posttrades
>Cavs
29th pretrades, no picks posttrades
>Pacers
23rd pretrades, no picks posttrades
>Nuggets
25th pretrades, no picks posttrades
>or even Minnesota
even 21st pretrades, 17th posttrades
>offered clearer runway and stability in their systems. It’s not about skipping the rebuild it’s about not being lost in a foggy one
it absolutely IS about skipping the rebuild, because in their conference those teams were the #1, #1, #4, #4, #6 teams respectively. you can't include both nba finalists as middle-ground reasonable landing spots for what you labeled a potential #1 pick

>>149427031
Move to this thread by the way >>149426995, I enjoyed the argument we have

We'll probably run into each other again

>>149427102
honestly I'm going to bed and probably not checking back in outside of trades til summer league
hope ace pans out though, for him and the jazz