Funky edition

Cum piss shit fuck cock ass BO NIGGER

BlowJob Pennis

>>149425336
Hey now...

>>149425304 (OP)

i predict that jones is going to get exposed as a prolific gay serial rapist in albuquerque

The literal only way to salvage the loss of Jon Jones and HW division is to sign Ngannou.

hey wait a fucking minute didn't i invent the octagon pit? the ufc stole my fucking idea

>>149425355
I saw Sage Northcutt do this back in the day

>>149425360
Got a trip planned to Albuquerque do yah

>>149425390
doctah stoppage

>>149425371
sage can probably get back into the ufc

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make then they call me poor and ugly.

>>149425304 (OP)
more than the heem itself I love Ben's slow dumbass shot attempt from and to the middle of nowhere, fucking wrestleCAN

>>149425512
Lol

Where is spammy? Why isnt spammy here right now?

>>149425563
Right here b
uhhh pooop
big pooop

Genuinely hope Talbott gets choked unconscious in 30 seconds so we can stop pretending he has any potential

>>149425575
Fairly small amount of pepperoni for an average size 'za I would say?

>>149425360
I live in Albuquerque. Why hasn't Jon tried to rape me? Am I not good enough?

>>149425575
why not cut before the pepperoni?

>>149425616
You absolute fool.

>>149425616
why not cut through the box after closing it? fucking idiot

>>149425606
Hey man dont think like that. Its Jons loss not raping you, hoenst

>>149425575
live from camp Gaethje

Clitia bros...

>>149425575
I'm a fat piece of shit and even I find this repulsive

>>149425616
Are you an idiot or something?

>>149425681
>tfw < 3cm

Seeing Jon get lit up while eyepoking an officer on Police Activity would be a fitting end for his arc

i predict that tracy cortez is going to get exposed as a prolific serial rapist in arizona

>>149425681
i'd wager good money this chick can barely take 10cm

>>149425681
She has my vote

>>149425681
>tfw big in japan

>>149425716
>some men simp over this
truly don't understand

>>149425728
I would have sexual intercourse with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez if she were willing

>>149425750
sometimes she looks legit gorgeous and other times she's a BPD 5

>You are THIS special, you are THIS important. Your penis...your penis is very small. Hahahaha!

Still cant believe AOC actually runs this shit for her political campaigns.

>>149425747
Its that Native/messican/chinky look

>>149425772
Men who would vote for her are literal cucks and get off on this kind of stuff

>>149425767
100% agree. I bet she fucks though

>>149425785
does nothing for me. little beady mouse eyes like grasso

illlia might be good but is he Cub Swanson level good? soon we will find out

>>149425796
Id vote for her against my own economic interests.

>>149425822
I like chinky girls

Terrence McChinny

>>149425839
I don't. Soulless eyes.

>>149425864
more for me

Yeah so basically my Mew2 deck is like crazy fucking strong and wins every pvp match easily. Also have a functional Dragonite and Vaporeon deck.

iliacord, activate the propaganda that charles will be a good win

kek im literally an mit math asian genius but whatever man hahaha

>>149425750
hey that's my joke

half the country is some cunt in front of a camera talking about how America sucks and we need more mass murderers from Honduras, it's fuckin boring

Ayatopuria is getting decisioned by Charlesrael and that’s that

>>149425984
very true statement!

holy fuck BJJ is boring and horrible to watch

u think frank ocean uses talbotts black circle tattoo as a target when he shoots his loads

>>149426017
I think you think that b

This country need more mass murderers from Algeria

I'm thinking about Hasbulla in a steel compactor rn

Anime.

Dont you ever disrespect Honduras again or I will shut up your dirty cunt of a mouth. No offense.

Who’s the Zofran Mamdani of the ufc?

>>149426119

>>149426091
ya lil ding dong of a bean

>>149426119
>WE'RE GONNA MAKE SOME BIG CHANGES NEW YORK

https://old.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1lk8p06/get_your_brother/

Reddit is saying Tom Aspinall is less funny than Schaub.

>reddit is saying

>>149425575
>>149425575
I would destroy at least one slice. We got a place like that too called Prince Street Pizza

fuck aspinall he will never be my boy

you hear that aspinall

i will never boy you

>>149426500
so what? a normal guy might not measure up, you know.

>>149426500
Thanks for the update bappa

>>149426566
I boyed him back during the Arlovski fight

dawlg imagine getting bullied in Thailand.. you try to step to your bully, BANG! headkick, perfect form, on the ball of the foot, hip fully engaged, goodnight Irene. I would never recover psychologically from getting heemed that way

Dana won't sign beautiful manchester angel he knows damn well Shevchenko gets heemed then and there and the whole division gets cleared right after.

A few takeaways from watching Charles and Topuria in the lead up to the fight. Both of them are confident in their ability to win against the other, but there is a difference. Topuria is fully confident in his skills as a fighter that he can put his opponent away, while Charles' confidence, not lacking in belief of his own fighting abilities, seem to be more focused on his faith in god.

>>149426621
Ah. The sacred and the propane.

I saw a hapa boy with blue hair at the pizza hut with his pawg milf asian mom and I just thought "God damn, that's so embarrassing. Glad that's not me." And went on with my life.

>>149426500
Brainrot nerds find everything cringe and unfunny

>>149426642
>pawg milf asian mom
talmbow wmma star kazumi squirts?

>>149426656
I dont watch that crap

I raced a motorcycle today on my bicycle and won

I'm a champion

What about you

Today was only Wednesday.

keep an eye out for a kid named ilia

>>149426675
I heemed a wasp beside the mailbox with an open hand slap and then finished him off with stomps

>>149426695
I dont watch gay porn

Whatever happened to this guy?

>>149426699
a rare breed m8

>>149426702
Hes retarded now.

holy shit ufc bjj was good they need more talent tho the first ones were rough

>>149426699
based

Ilia? More like ILYa! Because I love you, anon. I love you very much. Your contributions to every heem thread are valuable, funny, and insightful. It would be a loss for the world if you ever left us. Stay strong. I love you <3

>>149426702
ryan hall was winning unttil he wasnt

just Schaubed so hard a mans voice started screaming from my butt

>>149426737
Good at being bad maybe

funky ded mang???

Did that guy just grab a wasp hive with his hand and eat them?

>>149426751
what did he say was it important

dont leave us hangin

>>149426737
and illia still ducked the rematch

>>149426757
we are not created equally, it turns out

>>149426711
I'm just a fuckin animal man, when I get going dude it's on

>>149426715
Oh yeh

If I remember right Ilia Topuria has never lost to anyone, like ANYONE. Now, in most cases that wouldn't mean much because usually what we see with undefeated prospects is they reach a certain level and get an opponent that hands them their first loss because at the top level it doesn't matter if you are undefeated. But the thing is Ilia already faced those kinds of opponents in his run at featherweight and won TWICE. So, I do think that him being undefeated here really is an advantage against Oliveira. The biggest obstacle for Ilia would be the weight, he says he feels better at this weight class but who knows, man, I guess we'll have to find out this weekend.

>>149426769
You when you get going vs me when I just see red

Has anyone noticed that modern hornets and wasps all look like some fucked up mutations? I killed a few on the back porch so far this year and they were red with white and black stripes

I have explosive rage disorder, I'm not legally allowed to be a fighter, too likely to kill in the cage.

>>149426786
Probably wouldn't end well, I'm like Chris Leben but with zero offensive so my best bet is you run out of red gas heeming me and then I land a baby jab and fall on you for a tko

>>149426721

>>149426798
When you see red and start swinging its all over.

>>149426779
nice to see smith getting a good test and not a methed out corpse that'll die in 2 punches

>>149426793
Had to box a 2 inch long fully black bastard the other day in the garage

He backed off

>>149426820
You've got aura.

>>149426798
more like explosive gay disorder

mikey vs merab in bjj? tackett vs jdm? champ vs champ get ready for this to start happening

>>149426820
I've had to kill a few massive red ones that sneak into the house in the summer. Mutant looking fucks, I hope they don't ever get human sized because the entire bug world would HEEM me for my crimes against it

Get ready for this to start happening its me heeming the fuck out of you and making South Americans slaves again thats what's up fucker do something.

when I was a kid I used to put bugs in a ziploc bag and then burn them with a magnifying glass. I'd run over catalpa worms I'd collect from the tree out back with my remote controlled fire engine or my big wheel. I've been a marked man since I wore osh kosh

revved bjj is king

>>149426871
I used to catch grass hoppers and make em run death gauntlets on the front porch its all good b

Ilias greatest achievement in the sport could be to unify the three bmf lineages.
And it isn't an unlikely scenario

>>149426861
thank you for your service

>>149425575
Phwoar

>>149426881
jon jones does the same with hookers

>>149426904
Levels...s'tough b

>>149426903
>monkey has higher banana texture standards than me

When I see a bug, I jump up on a chair a squeal until some big, burly man helps me.

>>149426921
t. GSP

>>149426936
More like JTB, what's up?

>>149426903
Look at this horrible beast. How can anyone believe Humans "evolved" from such a despicable, wretched creature?

I don't kill bugs, nowadays, when I see like a spider or something I just grab the fella and put him outside.

>>149426947
Monitor on and parents out the room

>>149426947
thats jose aldo you're talking about

>>149426952
Wait until the situation is reversed

>>149426952
all spiders are kill on sight bruh

I smash every bug I see and put them in my big pile of smashed bugs I keep in the spare bathroom bathtub

>>149426952
I smashed a big spider that got behind the stove a few months ago with a can of luxury soup

Bug is a slur for asian btw

>>149426974
Hell no nigga huntsman spiders catch pest bugs

>>149427007
dont give a flyin fuck ill kill those bugs too

claudia is soo fucking hot she has that innocent normal girl look but that is just a whore, atleast i seen girls like that that look like her

if you're a spider around me your evolutionary path has hit a dead end

yeah im hard

im hard as fuck

Last week at Muay Thai a big spider came out onto the mats. I tried to brush him away with a jump rope, but the little dude was so jacked to come train with us that he ran back onto the mats later during practice. Coach said we should learn from the spider, dedication, 8 limbs. We trained spider style for the rest of class.

im going to be the 36year old prospect in a fwe years peel your eyes for me i plan to get to number 15 then retire

Spiders are cool because they build little houses and stay inside them, centipedes and scorpions are murder hobos thoughsoever

>>149426947
you don't understand how evolution works

>>149426500
The only reddit MMA page worth visiting is r/mmapoliticsandculture

It's nice to talk MMA without being surrounded by chuds

LET GO OF MY DICK
EUUUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>149427046
shiiiieit

>>149427020
She used to talk about taking it in the butt and her first anal orgasm on OF.

Anyone remember that comic of I think hues making fun of burgers saying pecka fetch the modorized kart

>>149427072
I remember syrup sandwiches

>>149427067
hhhng fucking bitch

>>149427067
Clawja is a cutie. For some reason i thought she was champ

Nvm found it. Search oh fug American dorist to find it

*punches your shin*

>>149427101
>3 bricks tall

does shartles retire after getting brutally heemed?

>>149427046
My God. Iran got to Ilia.

Hes gonna fucking explode?

Ilia Topuria keys to victory:
Stay slick with the boxing
Keep out of range then dart in firing off combinations
Don't let Oliveira grab you

Charles Oliveira keys to victory:
Be illuminated by god

>>149427067
all made up since she's lesbian

Is that legal?

Rock status?

>>149427134
I will make it legal.

ppl sleeping on charles' power tbqfh. he prob loses but he could drop ilia

>>149427139
abandoned

>>149427125
Picking the second option every time bappa.

>I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS
>You can't break those cuffs, Jon
>AAAAAAAA *slams head into police cruiser*

Charles father told him the rock symbolized Moses taking his son up a hill and getting ready to smash a rock over his head for God then being told not to bh God at the last second. In many ways I am like this rock.

>>149427158
Jon hired an assassin after that. The cop's body was found buried in the desert two years later

>>149427160
In many ways you are gay

Looks like my schedule is all booked up lads

>>149427175

I feel like the flyweight are getting left out, let's talk about Pantoja vs KKF. What does Kai need to do to win against Pantoja other than knocking him out? Pantoja is just too tough and gritty it seems like, but could KKF have a chance?

Ilia Topuria keys to victory:
Spamming right hooks

Charles Oliveira keys to victory:
Be illuminated by OF Porn

why did Joe ducked Liver King?

Lasers, fires, clones?! WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON IN HAWAII! by Benjamin Lewis Penn

Busty Brazilian gets her tight ringhole gaped by hung Georgian (Onlyfans leak)

old age

>Uh yeah, Im thinking

Charles already did it all. I wonder about his commitment to fighting..

>>149427262
Memento mori

god when they get mica galvao and nicky rod and everyone ufc bjj is gonna be sooooo fucking good

>>149427280
Ikr, my clitty cage is gonna EXPLODE

>>149427280
Yeah the shit today was sick. I wonder if mma would work in the bowl

>>149427282
are you a white belt? by blue belt that usually stops happening

>>149427295
I've got a black belt in sucking dick

>>149427288
>if mma would work in the bowl
for shure way better than the cage but they cant really change it

>>149427297
oh no you that gay? then its wrestling for you those guy get hard at olimpic level

>>149427297
Hi, Im Flavius. Flavius Tsang.

Id make em fight in a tree house

>>149427139
He wears that rock up his ass the entire fight

>>149427319
He does!?

>>149425591
Paytonchads know we're getting back on track this weekend.

>>149427211
because part of training martial arts is understanding that someone with a gun can kill you at any time

Payton? That kids a fucking faggot, fuck him

>>149427322
Why do you think he's always making this face

buttfuck the fag
buttfuck the fag
buttfuck the fag with a baseball bat
oh yeah oh yeah oooooh

Just how good is Hyder Amil anyway?

Wonk nose mongeral

Jack Hermansson taking his bi-anual ufc fight by the grace of god

>Slamming, excluding a slamming technique used as a method of escaping a fully applied submission,
Fuck yeah, some slaaming allowed in ufc bjj, this is great, thank you god

Retain semen..? What on earth? Haha *fires off knucklechildren into old sock*

cute

Jack Hermansson fan bros...we have been starving for so long

>Aspinall looking at monitor backstage seething with tears
TOM ASSPAUL YOU FAT BRITISH BASTERD! I'M TELLIN U ONE TIME YOU SHOULDA TAKEN THAT IDIOT KID OUT BACK AND DONE THE WORLD A FAVUR!

Payton Talbott tattooed that hole on his chest to represent him being a midwit mixed race gay faggot who likes butthole and dick

>>149425888
You are not the man

>>149427403
we know

>>149427409
Put the cards away coral

*eats your potato chips*
You won't do shit.

>>149427431
that was my dried fecal matter

>>149427431
I have 12 melons growing in my garden mate you want one? Cantaloupe and 2 types of watermelon

and you could have it all

Ilia "La Leyanda" Topuria

Watch Arman miss weight.

>>149427500
Yeah..ughh about that

Olgia Topatakia

>>149425304 (OP)
Whose the "Cooper Flagg" of the UFC

Ilia "Lululemon" Topturo

Payton is right-minded. He will learn from his loss and improve. It was a necessary loss.

Hold up, the little guy wanted to call himself a legend for beating.. Josh Emmett (competitive decision), Old man Volkanovski (Colded 4 months prior) and Max Holloway dropping down in weight?

>>149427431
*farts into the bag of chips and then force feeds them to you*
I'm about to seriously get going bro

>>149427191
Flipside if he is willing to sellout his faith for a paycheck, he might do anything to win

Yeah you guys fucking suck at card games dude

>>149427531
He's speaking from the future because the present is his past

>>149427549
Who's the skirt

>>149427423
Haha how'd you know it was me? And i don't know how I became "Coral". Better than the usual names through

>>149427582
The betslip

Society is a group of people who live together and follow shared rules, customs, and systems. It's how people organize themselves to live in communities-working, learning, helping, and sometimes disagreeing. - Cyril Gane

>payton fight week

>>149427591
Thought it was because he is a hap
>>149412085

>>149427500
>>149427509
Thats not real that sounds gay
>Looks it up
THATS FUCKING REAL

>>149427591
Oops wrong post >>149411585

Blame it on patrón catch me in the zone

when is strickland getting his bussy heemed again

>>149427634

>>149427622
The best nicknames were already taken, blood diamond and the pleasure man for instance.

Ilia "xXCaballero Oscuro Legendario38472Xx" Topuria

>>149425304 (OP)
>One of the greatest knockouts yOuLl eVeR SNEED

>>149427650
I prefer this one

>>149427598
So you have the high IQ gane about society regressing?

>>149427617
That too.

Scott "Scottish" Jorgensen

I wish Roy Nelson was 15 years younger and he'd come back and just heem the entire HW division in one night

roy nelson sounds like a black guy's name

>>149427693
A lot of people are wishing for this

https://kick.com/ufc/videos/42b314a8-2dff-4a9e-8245-3d32cdbb2729

its up

>>149427725
Strickland in 2025

People forget man, Roy nelson used to be fit

>>149427704
his buck breaking of Cheick Congo was legendary

>>149427761
I recognize Chaels body anywhere

>>149427762
For me it's the time he heemed schaub

>>149427764
anywhere?

I present to you. Your new Bantamweight Champion of the World. Darth Rigatoni.

>>149427784
what about the refen?

>>149427789
Why did Mikey win, I wanted Gabriel to win

>>149427797
Mikey is extremely autistic and zesty. This whole thing was a mismatch from the start

>>149427789
Bro kissed Mikey

They did Gabriel dirty, he's a Gi practioner..

2026 we're banning leg locks

>>149427781
When he stalked/waddled down the zombified remains of Nogueira and permaheemed him in front of Saudi Arabia

>>149427781
Goth Roy Nelson was a too much of a beast even for schaun

Mikey would probably snap Merab's shit up. Perfect antidote to that heavy wrestling approach.

>>149427821
Merab would probably camp in full guard

>OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
>TOPURIA PASSES INTO SIDE CONTROL
>THIS COULD BE DANGEROUS
>HE'S LOOKING FOR A STANDING GUILLOTINE HERE
>HE'S PRESSING THE NECK THIS COULD BE IT
>THERE'S THE TAP
>ILIA TOPURIA SUBMITS CHARLES OLIVEIRA

>>149427789
Honestly enjoyed watching some of these (besides the women's matches)

Kevin from the Netherlands is fighting AGAIN this year, this nigga is like the opposite day Zesty Bones

>>149427874
Bro shoulda sat out for the Colby fight, now I gotta root against him instead of being on his team..

>>149427874
does he need the money, why does he do this

alright im going to bed
good nite

>>149427896
Live.Laugh.Love.

Does Claudia really have penetrative OF?

Think about it logically - having good memories and exciting experiences from your childhood isn't as important as having those which can still be re-lived once you're an adult.
For example, let's say we're both 30+ year old boomers now, and while I spent my teenage formative years in a dimly lit room grinding for rank 14 on my paladin, you spend yours out with your friends, partying, having fun, experiencing the magic of teenage love and sex.
Now take into account that with Classic out, I can easily revisit the glorious days of yore, which is in fact all I'm doing these days, while you cannot really fuck prime teenage girls anymore given your advanced age and social contracts, such as marriage, parenthood and laws concerning the age of consent.
Therefore, one can only conclude that while I may have been down on the judges' scorecards a decade and a half ago, in the end I unquestionably win the story of the fight and that's what really matters.

>>149427913
Gane talked about this.

>>149427913
Who's the skirt

"The Sex Pest" Finland

>Ilia looks in phenomenal shape DC as he moves quickly to the center of the Octago-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>SIX PUNCH COMBINATION BY OLIVIERA HE'S OUT COLD JOE
>THIS MIGHT BE A NEW UFC RECORD MICHAEL, ONE POINT FIIIVE SECONDS
>HOLY SHIT BUDDEH

>>149427926
The ladies don't complain in fact they do the opposite

>>149427874
Holland is going to destroy 2025 D-Rod

>>149427896
He took zero damage vs Luque. By this point he’s prob making $150k to show and $150k to win. Why wouldn’t you fight 4 times a year and try to make a million

>>149427874
Yeah in the sense he loses all the time and no one gives a shit about him and he's more than happy to help the police pro bono don't ever put the name Jon Jones next to the name Kevin Holland again

Joe Rogan is scared of the Liver King

>>149427789
*butt scoots and attacks leg locks for 13 minutes*
Truly riveting

>>149427964

>>149427896
he has at least two children from two different women. child support ain't cheap, nigga!

Contemplate the reaction when shartles imanari rolls his way to a kneebar victory

>>149427975
>me face when aye remember me son's a bleedin' retard mind

>just received the prophetic vision of what ilia does to charles

>>149426702
He's scheduled to return in the second half of this year so within the next 6 months. As much of a stupid meme as it was, I could see a lot of lower ranked featherweights turning down a fight with him. Featherweight's not the most grapple heavy weight division. I'd bet not a lot of guys want to take a high risk low reward fight with him and spend a whole training camp preparing for a meme match like him.

>>149427987
I stopped trying to channel mma related visions. I won big on one psychedelic-backed accumulator and was subsequently pummeled by my own hubris

>>149427987
Isn't theo von supposed to be funny this looks like a tragedy

>>149427985
b... he's one of us... he's at our tism level... we're retarded...

>>149427987
bet the house

>>149428000
Allegedly got 350 blots and a couple bills I need to pay, teach me your ways badman

>>149427994
He hasn't even fought since 2021. I wonder what his side gig is.

>>149428001
Don't know. haven't given him a watch since I found out he's a hair transplant bro and he only has a mullet to hide his big transplant extraction site.

>>149428018
>be obsessed with manliness
>talk about being a man all the time
>try to appear more youthful to other men
Joe's dad wasn't lying I regret to relay

>>149428017
He trains UFC guys for bjj parts of their training camps, I see him walkout with other fighter's teams often. I know he's trained Sandhagen for years.
He owns 50/50 jiu jitsu gym. That's kind of close to where I used to live and that was started way before he was doing mma so he probably instructs and runs the gym. I believe part of the reason he was in the ufc was to promote and test his gym/system, similar to old gracies.

olivieria is going to win, here’s why:

topuria is doing pictures posing with 2 belts without having won a second championship yet. this is a bad omen.

>>149428018
I always thought theo vons hair looked a bit off or fake or something

>>149428065
Ari, Thiel and Palantir board have compromised Von. Much like the UFC. Any place where you can find jacked up angry white boys, you'll find these fellas

>>149428061
Didn't he do the same thing before he starched the Hawaiian pedophile

>>149428073
You going to teach me your ways or not chucklefuck it might be the karmic boost you need to make up for your drug induced hubris. Respectfully

>>149428075
max is NOT a pedo

>>149428061

>>149428079
At the bare minimum you need some ketamine, a dark room and LOTS of tape to study

>>149427926

Never forget.

they were friends...
https://x.com/Topuriailia/status/1938128121238327338

>>149428100
I assume the enantiomer is important or will pub quality ket do the job

>>149428107

>>149428107
Wow, I did not know they shared a sauna together at one point in time. This gives a whole new perspective on their upcoming clash this saturday.

>>149428107
Based robocop having no time for faggotry in the holiest of spaces

lovers turned enemies

>>149428107
We already have a real they-were-friends match up if Shartles misses weight.

Just had sex, now I'm eating an Eskimo Pie.

>>149428107
Shartles likes to kiss his opponent's ass to make them drop their guard, it's a weasle rat underhanded tactic

>>149427913
>my copypasta is still alive years later
Mom's gonna be SO proud of me after I tell her about this when she comes home work this evening.

>>149428158
I have never understood the love for Charles. Dudes nickname might as well be "No Heart" I haven't seen so many towel throw ins

>>149428171
I love how confused Holloway is in this.
Like "What happened?"

Charles from da bronx?

>>149428183
no, its means bronze charles in portuguese "Carlos de Bronce"

>>149428171
Factual, felder who will be commentating the card made him tap to strikes

stop reminding the people of how bad charles is

When Charles heemed Chandler I should have known. I mean Charles has his heems from before. But he's a submission artist at heart.

Chandler ufc wins are turdny and the australian prostitute

This meme I'm deleting it. Chandler lost to Olives. I shoulda known. Paddy fucked him up.

>>149427591
I know, didn't think it was an iconic monet for me though. You never know with this place. Some things get sticked, some things you think definitely will but don't

>>149428171
Not quite hyped for him vs ilia, they really should have made ilia vs Arman

>>149428266
The dude who only could win a split over Charles?

charles... now that's an impressive win. he's on another level. a true beast.

>>149428283
The quitting bitch who snoozed a decision against chandler?

>>149428290
Omg I love how seamless this webm is

The bookies are counting out Payton but he's powered by Frank Ocean semen

>>149428300
Paytons downfall is just beginning

In many ways Paddy deserves the title shot more, he at least heemed Chandler

>>149428319
Paddy vs Ilia will be a huge fight

>>149428403
Will be a real shame if that fight never happens. Paddy probably needs another win and quickly and I don't know if he's good enough to beat an Arman or a Gaethje

So whats next for Sean O'Malley?

I'm actually worried about my bet now.

No I'm petrified. Buyers remorse

>>149428443
He'd probably just wrestle fuck Gaethje then ground and pound. Geathje can't evolve in his fight game, too retarded.

>>149428457
No refunds I’m afraid.

>>149428246
Be honest with me mate, are you really black

>>149428452
Figgy would be a good fight to make

>>149428443
I think he'd beat Gaethje pretty easily

>>149428469
What? Haha what's gotten into you these days

>>149428457
who did you bet on?

>>149428462

>>149428459
>>149428477
Gaethje hits really hard and Paddy still gets caught with his chin in the air constantly. I know he's a sorcerer and they don't get knocked out but I'm not too sure

>>149428479
There was a tinder 'cap that might have suggested it and I'm torn between feeling a sense of unforgivable betrayal but also thinking that it would be the funniest thing

126 have tried, 16 have failed to solve Hurricane Jay Ellis is an a Mixed Martial Arts setting.

>>149427896
UFC contracts rewards longevity more than actually being good. He will be making more money than many top ranked guys

>>149428497
Hahah mama mia this is quite amusing. I'm going to lean into this, I'm actually glad not to be referred to as a nasty P, that was horrible

>>149428483
Charles.

Hey look at this, you'll be amazed with me. I made her make the same face kek

>>149428526
I'd suspected it was a ruse well that's a relief

Look at her mouth closely Mexico hahahah

>>149428494
His chin is pretty solid plus his striking looked a lot better against Gaethje. Assuming he fights again late this year he's got plenty of time for further improvements

Bbw pawg milf

>>149428600
Somehow the canadians always manage to make the worse posts

>>149428605
Worst* and no they don't not even close

>>149428534
>>149428541
>Charles.
You're fucked. I don't understand what the rest of your post is trying to say

Charles is not winning.

Show yo wife nigga. Show yo kids nigga.

>>149428600

>>149428616
Wait then how am I suppose to use worse?

>>149428651

>>149428651
Worse means it's more bad. Worst is the baddest b

>>149428626
I hope I'm not fucked, I literally can't afford to loose, even more so than moicano.

It's about our favourite Japanese girl gif, come on man, watch it and you'll see

>>149428651
well they always make a worse post every time than before. I think Finland thought you meant just a single post.

Make the most cazzie goat list.

1. Jones

>>149428651
Mate you BETTER not be white and American

>>149428693
I thought "mate" was an aussie thing. Do the brits really say it also?
I thought ya'll said allah salamon adykum these days

>>149428689
Shut up

>>149428729
Holy crap. You're a real life black nigger

>>149428688
1. Death Sentence
2. Khabib
2. GSP
3. Mighty Mouse
5. Jon Jones
4. Jon

>>149428798
Shut up too

>>149428688
1. Aspinall
2. Khabib
3. Haggerty
4. Silva
5. Canor

>>149428688
1.Khabib
2.Jon
3.Izzy
4.Volk
5.Chama

Jon Jones is a snitch.

>>149426596
you could kill the other guy that would solve it

>>149428457
>>149428534
well well well

Alright fellas I slept my 4 hours feel rejuvenated and ready to heem

>>149429102
Fuck off

100 quid doesn't seem like much, how much is it?

>>149429164
are you retarded

>>149429164
Just shy of 200 canadabucks

>>149429164
quid = 500 euro so 50000 total

Obviously everything is relative. It's not a big amount of money, but for someone who isn't if a great income with a lot of outgoings it's a blow to lose.

Plus I'm black

>>149429200
we already knew you were a non-White of some sort.

>>149429200
It's keto bitch!

Rubbing one out in the train because I am Michael Chandler.

charles isn't even a bad bet with such crazy odds. just accept that you're relying on some crazy shit happening like ilia slipping on the monster logo right into a gogoplata.

Ortega ran away from zalbeast

Make a liver king thread next

>>149428319
there are few things in this world more delightful to me than watching hapler suffer

>>149428681
Ya fooking pathetic cunt

>>149429348
Like henry C rapping

*logs off*

Us SLAMdaddy fans of the daddy order must give praise, root for, and speak highly of Charles as the current best and most dangerous lightweight fighter in the world. Islam has spoken and said this in the lead up to Charles vs Ilia, and we will follow suit and believe him as someone who knows the sport better than us, and as someone who has fought him. We are Charles Do Bronx Oliveira fans now and forevermorebeit, happily. We embrace and take him as one of our own now Alhamdulillaha.

lets not do the "daddy" thing today

>>149429444
He's right. We love Charlie now. LETS GO OLIVEIRA!

>>149429461
Blame schaub. He coined the phrase Zatdaddy in a drunken stupor

>>149429490
no, blame the deranged muslims who post here

>>149429164
About a ton

Show yo wife nigga! Show yo kids nigga!

>>149429200
Well we can't hold that against you

Schaub ruined /heem/

>>149427877
tho tbf colbitch is the prolly the one that avoided him not vice versa

>>149429171
No, I'm Canadian but thanks for your asking

>>149429718
I hate myself for that sentence

>>149429718
>>149429765
Not beating the jeet allegations like that

>>149429786
I play lacrosse and hockey jeets just cant do that

ish
ish

>>149429797
You sometimes see them at family rinks on the sidelines selling hot dogs they fear the ice

>>149428152
Ilia genuinely sounds terrified of Arman. His aura shrivels at the thought of fighting Arman.

Wassup heem my boy is fighting this weekend

I think its fair to say that Ilia has a "Pythagorean" fighting style

Imagine if he cared about MMA

What a man…

/heem/ has a responsibility to engage in insightful analysis and witty comebacks and you have not fulfilled that responsibility. Think about the example you’re setting for the next generation of /heem/ posters.

>>149429923
More euclidean if you ask me

>>149429923
elaborate
>>149430037
elaborate

>>149430001
fuck you nigah!

I have sex with men, and relationships with women.

Come on heem LET'S WORK

Get a job you fucking lazy bum

>>149428729
I'm pretty sure you're just trying to wind me up. Fish and chips Australian too?

Minge heemer, in the thunder and heat
Minge heemer, knock minge back in there seat
Minge heemer, and I make them come too
Minge heemer, I'll put my meng in you (she/her)

Anyone noticed that young Jamie hasn't gotten the death stare for years haha

>>149430001
hows this for insightful anaylsis *jeems you*

>>149430001
Pleasesuremanpunching.webm

>>149430107
He shot a mighty load in Toegan's bacon bussy and it made him act right.

"Fazza" I said as we boarded a greyhound to Makhachkala

Khabib mayhaps killed his father but at least Ngubu killed a child with his motorcycle

>>149429444
Shartles is old and ass. Arman will 50-44 Clitia thoughever

>>149430156
chills

The doctor killed the girl Francis is innocent

>>149430177
why was she in hospital, was she sick

My heart is telling me Charles but my brain is also telling me Charles

>>149430053
>>149430111
>>149430131
None of you are particularly witty either

>>149430187
'Fraid so

Nobody ever appreciates what I do

Who da fook is that guy
hahaha gooby is so funny

>>149430201
Who'd you send the webm to you black bastard

>>149430216

>>149430209
youre a choir to the preachers b

>>149430201
>>149430216
>>149430221
Much to think about

>>149430210
The fuck are you talking about? It's not a finite commodity.
If you keep this up I'm putting you on the waiting list for a lobotomy

>>149430201
>>149430216
>>149430221
retard

I'm finna goon to pawg milfs

>>149430235
Are you not a black individual of color

who will commit murder first: BJ Penn or Jon Jones?

>>149430242
I already told you guys I'm the most black guy you could ever meet, I don't know how you didn't figure it out straight away.

What was the webm comment?

>>149430235
He’s tryna suck you off like Lee pigby I fear

>>149430248
Undoubtedly Jon. He's been training for a mass shooting for years.

>>149430254
I must have turned my monitor off disregard it

>>149430248
Jon. I can see him doing a Chris Benoit scenario.

Is Luke abandoning us MMA fans? He's k-k-KILLING it in the political sphere

>>149430261
Haha ok

>>149430261
Buss it down for ya Jondaddy

>>149430271
Hasan better watch out

>>149430271
I couldn't stand his crossover with Kulinski some Luke Thomas is too much even for me

>>149430271
fuck this dumb jeet

>>149430271
I really want to watch his videos because I hate him so much, I just know I'm going to get so much pleasure from listening to his warped self righteous bullshit, all throughout my body and wanting to flap him across his face, bloody boiling but somehow in an enjoyable. But I can't do it :( that's just an unhealthy way to conduct yourself.

I'm too much of a real man

>>149430298
Would you role play as Jon Jones so Clozapiggy can oink and bop on ya BBC?

You are disgusting

On the other hand, Finland watches him nodding his head, with a warm fuzzy feeling. In head saying make that's a man I align with. SUBSCRIBE.

Rakkaus him kiss kiss

>>149430291
KEK Lukedaddy got ya seethin. And guess what? He's whiter than you and a veteran!

Luke Thomas has high quality mma analysis and great behind the scenes intel on the ufc

>heem seethin bigly about being the best non Jewish MMA journalist

>>149429953
Vic Mackey from the Shield is lookin' good

>>149430312
Oink for your daddy.

>>149430324
And I'm sure some trannies have good taste in music, I'd never hang out with one though. Got to stand for soemthing

What do Lucas Tracy and Ariel Helwani have in common?

>>149430324
Fr?

>>149430322
Yeah a veteran at sucking dicks!

>>149430346
They have something in common

Luke Thomas is the most media literate mma personality

And anyway you could watch Saif saud, many others with the unbearable analysis. You chose this sjw, you just like him as a person, don't lie. Make me sick. Sucker and sucker taaaaasshhhhh

>>149430343
if youd turn your monitor on you'd see there's a tranny right there

I watch rigo mma he has one of the highest picks rate

>>149430361
Here's a hint, they're jews.

I can't believe I used to this that's how it was said hahahah, what a faux pas

>>149430367
Oh shit your dad's behind me, that's for the tip. Who knows how that could've gone.

You saved me. My hero! Big hug

new

>>149430384
>>149430384
>>149430384
>>149430384

>>149430378
Shut up bitch

If you watch any MMA journalist you should honestly just fucking heem yourself. Real ones go with their gut and aren't easily manipulated by faggots with a microphone. FACT

>>149430378
Think*