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bud + 1 = trb

Mitch is crying like a baby it’s official tbg won

>>149426102
Meds.

/hoc/: a gayraped genx failure retard tries to make every thread about him and his shit image folder

>>149426031
Why?.

>>149426102
I'm not taking credit for this; I couldn't have done it without you, /hoc/

>take a bow, lads

>>149426121
>>149426117
Go away Mitch we don’t respect you like we do tbg. He’s a veteran and you’re a lolcow like bud it’s best you leave before he embarrasses you further.

>>149426121
Remember when Shane doan just left his son in Arizona when he got hired by the laffs

>>149426121
Ah yes the annual buffalo sabres trade rape

violent AI fag death

>>149426126

>>149426131
Remember when Alex Meruelo left Shane Doan's retirement banner in the garbage

>>149426130
Is "Mitch" in the room with us right now?

>>149426153
JEN

>>149426129
bud raped you. you're terrified of bud

>>149426170
You’re Mitch

>>149426181

It's time to RETVRN Duckbros

just saw an exciting post

>>149426222
Zegras was a cover athlete once

>/hoc/

Canadians were so smug after game 1 of the cup finals. Lost to America again Canada? Fuck you.

>>149426241
I believe this may have had something to do with the way he looks

>>149426333
>>149426333

>>149426333
>>149426333

>>149426333
>>149426333

Unironically, when does the league step in to do something about the Sabres?

A completely unserious and unprofessional organization

It’s true Canadians are pathetic I’m glad we have based posters like tbg to keep us in check.

>>149426386
Peterka is shit

>>149426386
Buffalo won the trade doan is elite

Buffalo is literally a farm team for the rest of the NHL, lol.

Another Kevyn Adams loss.

I, TBG, love Canada and its many beautiful lakes

Michael Palin said it best, I think
https://youtu.be/pfRdur8GLBM

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>TBG, Mayor of /hoc/ still for some odd reason
[why am I still the Mayor?]

>>149426448
90% of Canadians love you back tbg ignore the haters we appropriate you.

>>149426459
I will, and your support will carry me there already. Thanks
>Thanks, Maplestahn
>t. A Simple Burgerstahni

Okay, we hit the bump limit last thread, we don't need to keep doing this stupid shit.

>>149426485
what stupid shit would you advise we attend to?

>>149426498
Our business ideas.

>>149426386
still not used to utah having a team

Oh no we’re actually discussing the state of /hoc/ instead of circlejerking stale memes.

>>149426539
I thought you guys said province, not state

>>149426539
Why does discussing the state of /hoc/ look like vpn retards arguing the same shit

mitch made trb his bitch
bud taught trb what it means to 1

>>149426519
Great; I present, NHL2
>a rookie league, not an affiliate, new concept for Gary, he may need massaging a bit
Jeanu Polar Bears
Victoria Cougars
Portland[OR] Lumberjacks
Everett Douglases
San Francisco Unicorns
Fresno Packers
Bakersfield Condors
San Diego Clippers

Lethbridge Tomahawks
Billings Glaciers
Boise Mustangs
Reno Trailblazers
Phoenix Coyotes
Albuquerque Isotopes
Kansas City Scouts
Omaha Bulls

Milwaukee Lakers
Saskatoon Stags
Regina Regiment
Oklahoma City Chiefs
Houston Aeros
New Orleans Gators
Atlanta Silverbacks
Charlotte Colonels

Hamilton Tigers
Cleveland Barons
Hartford Whalers
Portland[ME] Mariners
Halifax Huskies
St. Johns Johnnies
Moncton Admirals
Quebec City Nordiques
>locations/franchise names may need adjustment

>>149426561
Stfu Mitch he got you good

>trb
>wrote trb is gay and bud1 on his wall
>he had to go to the doctor for a shot...
>over memes
KWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBB

>>149426555

Business idea: We take that raped clown and all his stupid faggot orbiters and hang them by the balls out of a moving vehicle. I call it the "Clean Up /hoc/ Initiative".

>>149426611
>>149426622
thoughts on mitch making you his bitch?

>>149426622
>all his fagot orbiters
Yes but that includes (You)

Business idea we all admit that bud and Mitch are lolcows and tbg is based.

>>149426641
but seriously how much did the doctor's shot cost?

>>149426641
What's our product? Who are we selling this to?

I'm sorry but trb is not allowed to change his name .
He should have thought of this before becoming a name fag

>>149426610
may 6, 2025 - the day trb bubbled so hard that he wrote bud1 on an exposed stud and admitted to being gay
never forget

>>149426665
how much did the bud1 meme cost you irl?

>>149426672
>posts obvious Mitch falseflag

>>149426672
False stud post

>>149426672
>trb's kindergarten level handwriting
kek

It’s tbg it stands for the based guy.

>never timestamped the license
only newfag retards fell for trb's LARP

>>149426114
did florliba win

>>149426707
Mitch lost Mitch lost Mitch lost Mitch lose

>Brigadier General Theodore Blinkinski Guyovich

>>149426122
based the broship marches on

>wanted to be a namefag
>gets a name
>has a 3+ year long meltdown over it
kek careful what you wish for trb

>Hoc is so contrarian they’ll insult someone for serving their country but say Don cherry was right

>>149426069 (OP)
Based stealth flames edition

are they draft eligible this year
https://x.com/CilComLFC/status/19375833
26547574877

i will buy 3 jerseys if gary permanently removes trb from /hoc/

>>149426767
Which ones?

>trb goes to doctor
>explains bud1 meme has caused him extreme asshurtosis
>doc checks out /hoc/
>starts laffing
>doc starts posting bud1

>>149426775
any 3 he wants me to buy

>loses world championship
>loses world juniors
>loses stanley cup
>uhhhh muh trb

1993

>xhe rb thought doxing an innocent guy would be funny and take the heat off him
literally how can someone be this dumb

vpnfag is the biggest loser here

>literally how can someone be this dumb

>>149426838
that's trb kek

>>149426838
I think it’s you mitchy boy

the funny thing about xhe rb is even xhe can't help but laff at some of the posts made about xim/xer

>getting this fucking embrassed by something stupid you did yourself and then desperately trying to blame it on someone else

Call the police, Mitch... call the fucking Mounties, you cunt... tell the FBI how fucking stupid you are, you perverted jerkoff

Mitch just spams this place up then pretends he holds the public opinion

Barkov will eventually be inducted into HHOF :)

>>149426886
>>149426896
but seriously thoughts on needing a medical shot over memes?

men...

So desperate for attention, even this embarrassing display somehow still comforts you
and that is fucking sad
>Nighty-night, Mitch, you silly fuck

>>149426937
mitch wants to fuck one in the ass, I heard him

Mitch btfoed bigly

>Mitch STILL doesn't know TBG's real name

>>149426939
>>149426951
>>149426955
mitch is a guy you doxed who doesn't post here. he somehow pulled off the 1 against you without ever posting here

>>149426968
trb your real name is trb kek. when you look in the mirror you hear the name trb. that's the power of bud's 1

>>149426969
I could hear your quivering lip the whole time I was reading this, that's amazing, how did you do that?
> Do you know how to apply for a patent?

>>149426988
>>149426969
Mitch is seething. Face it tbg won we love and respect the guy now.

F L A M E S
L
A
M
SE

>>149427006
>>149427008
bubblin': confirmed

New /hoc/ Merch just dropped

>chan celebrity discussion

offseason sucks

>>149427045
Agreed, Pekka, I apologize
>you deserve better

>>149427042
kek remember when you pretended to be him and wrote that you were gay?

>>149427056
>noooo discuss finalnd instead!!!!!

>>149427060
Why would I remember that? You weren't even talking to me when you posted that, Mitch
> You need to work on recognition, and I'm not the only one who thinks so

>>149427076
how much did the shot cost you? was it fully covered?

>>149427061
How about draft or are you too busy with the cult following stuff

>takes a shot for alcohol and drug dependence
>starts doing them again anyway
the kwabs keep coming and they don't stop coming

So is this place just trb arguing with himself on vpns now?

>trb spends well over 1100 days as trb
>gets made fun of every single one of those days without fail
>doesn't make so much as a peep to defend himself that entire time
>suddenly a "random canadian" appears, starts talking shit, and doxxes "himself"
>trb magically grows a spine and fights back against this random guy who had nothing to do with him
>still hasn't said a word to or about bud since the rape
does xhe really think people will fall for it? please tell me xhe's not really this dumb and is just pretending

Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust
In your ass
bud did thrust

>>149427119
zoomies posting random names that have no /hoc/ relevance or importance whatsoever

>>149427100
anyone talk about this one?

>>149427120
kek 2true... great breakdown of xhe rb's fear of bud

>>149426704
it stands for the blinking guy cause he used to post that fucken gif all the time

Imagine doxxing yourself to own tbg.

>>149427133
>offersheet of two 1st, a 2nd and 3rd for a one-trick pony who has his stats elevated by playing with McDavid

No one is that stupid

>>149427133
>>149427147
smells like an indian-run account

>they'll never know that he was once the Tripping Balls Guy
oops

>>149427179
xhe's got a new name now

>>149427179
you'll only ever be known as the raped bitch, courtesy of bud's 1

Mitch, stop wasting /hoc/ valuable time

>>149427133
>>149427147
>blue sky
homo alert

>>
>/hoc/'s valuable off-season time

>>149427193
Another waste of time comment fit for the bin
>Thanks, Mitchell

>heh... got you mitch
>xhe rb turns off computer
>wall says bud1 and trb is gay
>starts shit talking the exposed stud

>trb develops a rivalry with his exposed stud that says trb is gay
>starts arguing with it

>>149427208
KWARB

The Sabres are so fucking inept it makes Vancouver look good.
Why keep a team together when you can get table scraps for your most valuable assets?

>>149427222
the way buffalo works is only one team can be good at a time. when josh allen gets traded the sabres are gonna start being good

Mitch posters are so fucking inept it makes tbg look good.
Why keep a gimmick together when you can get table scraps for your most gemmy posts?

watching nxt

>>149427291
Didn’t ask

>>149427324
Surely they carried that momentum into winning a Stanley cup!

>>149427340
yeah bennett and marchad did just that

>vpnfag

>>149426386
Nooooo it was supposed to be Dobson for Peterka and 9th pick

30 goal rempe

LEMME JOB TO YA

>>149427309
joe hendry just attacked trick willy

anyone heard any rumblings from sources?

>>149426386
two premium position players for a meme soft winger///
they could have got picks + prospects and people would have called it an even deal but buffalo has to at least make an attempt to appear as something other than a revolving door

should i become a vampire in oblivion? sergio tole me no

>>149427483
big dave from the top rope

>>149427530
his youtube got hacked by pajeets yesterday kwab

>>149427506
it's not reversible from what i remember

gare forgot to schedule games for tomorrow

wheres jen

>>149427368

not reading all that

what an IDIOT! the future isn't now, now is the present. the future is later.

kek the utah jazz just drafted a nigga who doesn't want to be there and the mammoth will do the same in a few days

>>149427621
good, that's what the draft is for.

>>149427626

>>149427649
please don't post tranny fed replies to me ever again bro

>>149427621
I don’t watch ape hoop

reaction time of a donkey

i forgot what hockeys all about

haven't played NHL games since 2019 and there still isn't one on PC after all these years so I bought FC instead out of spite for Gary.

>>149427682
just buy an xbox or playstation dylan

heritage cup is a cringe gimmick

>>149427691
is that your name?

>>149427696
is what my name

>>149427699
you tell me

>>149427710
so you don't know

only bud knows

>>149427719
ok how u know?

I only trust patrick bacon's draft rankings because he uses analytics

they didn't tell you?

>>149427621
They should draft someone who only wants to be in Arizona

need 24/7 bedardcam

>>149427756
Don’t want to see gay sex though

> Hold the brakes on Noah Dobson coming to the Detroit Red Wings. As NHL front offices prepare for the 2025 Draft, New York Islanders defenseman Noah Dobson unexpectedly floated through trade rumors. According to Bob Duff of Detroit Hockey Now, the Wings were reportedly considering shipping J.T.Compher, Jonatan Berggren, and draft picks in exchange for Dobson.

>However, it appears the initial reports came out of Russia. But according to more established insiders, the Islanders are not actively shopping Dobson.


Russian disinfo strikes again

a lot of fake trade rumors the past couple days

>>149427811
Why does bud hate Dobson so much

>>149427779
bedard lives in a PG-13 rom com, the camera just cuts to black

>>149427840
Anyone with a Brian that watched most of Dobson’s games last year knows he’s a huge defensive liability and this extremely overvalued. Trading him now at this inflated value is much better for the isles than resigning him for $9-11M aav then watching his value erode over the next 3 years while he continues to single handedlynlose games for the islanders

>>149427879
welcome home bud how's knoel

>>149426069 (OP)
Cringe, that retard can't fight. Has he EVER won a fight?

Honestly I just feel bad for him though. He seems way too stupid to realise that the >Rags are taking advantage of him. Sooner or later he'll get clocked and end up with permanent brain damage at 25.

where is everyone

>>149428030
Sleeping

>>149428030
/hoc/s alcoholics are passed out by now

Kitties are having an early morning tussle

>>149428030
Retard

>>149428094
we don't sign our posts here

>>149428098
Cope I do

I miss the coyotes

i dont

Im ambivalent

GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING /HOC/

How are my mountainbros doing today?

>>149428371
good morning to you too. as for me, i'm halfway through a 26 ounce bottle of Alberta Pure

>>149428371
Raleigh is in the piedmont 4+ hours from the mountains, wannabe

>>149428389
https://streamable.com/m8tayl

>>149428409
EXCELLENT post

a jeet made me a burger yesterday

>>149428409
Not an argument

>>149428445
Crowders Mountain and Kings Mountain are like 20 minutes away
I could walk to Mountain Island Lake
there are mountains everywhere here

>>149428371
>>149428375
got a beer and a half left before i retire

>>149428371
mornin' certified mountainBRO

>.936 sv%, 1.90 GAA as a freshman, good for #4 in the NCAA
Who's signing this much coveted college free agent, the Hasek of Hyderabad?

>>149428514
>laffs

>>149428514
are you shitting me
his name is literally a jeet
a jeet

>>149428485
You live in Charlotte, not Raleigh, and this is cope anyway.

>>149428542
sounds to me like you're coping about being a mountainlet

>>149428555
That’s correct as I also live in the Charlotte region

>>149428563
that's kinda neat but also kinda makes me nervous

>>149428525
Not just any jeet, "Jeeter" is a true pal.

>The former South Surrey-based Eagle was the BCHL's best goalie of the 2023-2024 season, winning the Michael Garteig Trophy in 2024.

>"He's a competitor. He never gives up on plays, he never gives up on pucks ... he's a student of the game, he works at his game," Marottolo said, noting that, even when there's high expectation of a freshman player, there's still adjustments to make when players make the jump from junior hockey to Dvision 1.

>"He comes to the rink every day with a smile, and I'm a big believer in if you're happy with where you are, you're going to do well ... you're happy physically, emotionally — I feel like he's in a great spot and I see it every day, with his smile and with how he attacks practice every day," he said. "And he's very humble. He never takes credit, he always credits other people and that's a great characteristic to have in a teammate."

>>149428503
lmao careful before the autist goes off again

>>149428423
Wtf how can a burger post on 4chan

More games? Fuck Gary

>>149428716
gary works in mysterious ways

>>149428423
Did you eat it? You know they don't wash their hands right?

>>149428846
yes but I'm feeling fine, I guess my immune system successfully tanked the jeet bacterium

>>149428830
more games, more teams, more money

>>149428978
I’m bailing on hockey if they add more playoff teams like I’ve done with every other major sport league

Suddenly Im a fan of a 24 team playoffs format

>>149428978
Thank you Gary

>>149429047
Why that reduces the chance of a Canadian cup win

regular season should be 7 games long.

They should do the season like the new Mario Kart knockout mode where as the season goes on the bottom 4 teams are progressively eliminated

>>149429145
i'd treat every game like it were game seven

>>149429029
may as well leave now
gary is determined to expand to 34 teams and have 20 teams in the playoffs with a play-in tourny like the nba is doing

>>149429105
cant reduce something that is already at 0

Since when?
Since 1993?
LOL

>>149429047
The playoffs should be the top 4 from each conference
Stop rewarding mediocrity

>>149429247
since 1987 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw_Vb6jA9zs

it is so over for the chl lol

How badly is the Italian national team gonna be destroyed at the Olympics?

Taking my morning marner

Hearing rumblings of a marner

>>149429342
you gotta ease the marner out naturally

reminder:

>>149429315
they have sweden, finland, and slovakia in their group
mama mia

gary...

>>149429493
>13-0 against Sweden
>12-1 against Finland
>9-2 against Slovakia

>>149429522
>already has us on top of the group
Well it's not wrong lmao

my marners have a lot of mucous in them

>>149429448
>didn't have to play the Oilers
Mickey Mouse cup lmao

>>149429534
such an easy group
the swedes had the finns and slovaks
canada has czechia and suisse
eff you, gary

>>149429526
7-1 vs. swe
5-0 vs. fin
5-2 vs. svk
screencap this

>>149429729
Since when does Gary run the Olympic committee?
>>149429741
They'll get a goal against Finland cause
>finnish goaltending

>>149429748
gary is omnipotent

Huomenta on a rainy morning

>>149429860
>rainy morning
god has blessed you son, enjoy the comfy feeling

can't believe that pettersson is going to get BLACKED day in and day out from now on.
i can't believe it.

>>149429860
gm, sweetie

>>149429889
Which one

no one knows what it's like
to be the bud man
to be the raped man

no one bites back as hard
as a gary

>>149429974
Elias

>>149429448
my forum :)

Wordle in 4. Perfect on connections

wordle in 3
connections in 5
0 hints for strands

forgot my anniversary today

>>149430465
Retard. Go out and grab something nice quickly

>>149430465
was the hubby upset #kwab

currently dying. fuck summer.
september can't come soon enough

>>149430108
Which one

I am here to laugh at the Buffalo Sabres

>>149430529
I feel it. I hate the summer so much

>>149430579
wagmi just 2 more months. feels the longest too cause nothing is fucking happening during summer months

>>149430529
It's only 31 degrees?

>>149430579
>>149430604
Youre supposed to be out having sex

Why is no one fucking TRADING
DO SOMETHING you gay ass league

i think atleast one of the canadians might be a roastie. the one that frequently posts about sex or other things that don't really belong

I wonder if it’ll be his last year

>>149430604
WAGMI I can’t wait for next winter

>>149430873
>one-year, 35-plus deal, $1million base salary and $3M in bonuses, so $4M total
Probably too much but could be worse I guess

>>149430873
>resigned benn
lmao
he already cant skate
all he can do is punch people

nill in the kitchen

>>149430873
bennis back!

>>149430919
Thats pretty unsafe to have a bbq indoors

>>149430873
You now remember his heroic four-point effort (with an empty net hat trick goal) in the last game of the 2014-15 season against Nashville to clinch the Art Ross with 87 points.

>>149430919
>all he can do is punch people
Someone has to do it

>>149430942
then let that dumb young defenceman do it instead of paying an old man to be useless

>>149430955
>heavy hitter
>useless
He’s the captain and it’s probably his last year anyway so it’s not a terrible deal

>>149430970
you gotta be able to skate to hit anyone in current year

>>149430939
He was the deepest round draft pick to ever win it at 129th overall

the only player worse against the soilers than benn was duchene and nill has got them both coming back next season
lol
lmao even

>>149431020
That’s because unlike the Oilers Stars are a pretty young team if you kick off 2 of the vets

>>149431039
>they will be better in 2 seasons after they get rid of the garbage nill keeps bringing back
this cope

>>149431049
>median age is a cope
What?

>>149431020
Don't worry, they are going to somehow get Marner too because Sportsnet said it.

>>149431060
>muh median age minus the two old shitters signed on for next season
that cope

>>149431086
>noooooo why won’t you get rid of your vets who took team friendly deals
Can’t imagine being worked up about it desu

I wish our vets would take team friendly deals.

I know a vet who took a burrito friendly deal

>>149431112
my team vet has been stealing ten million dollars a year for the last five years not rehabbing his knee and no one bats an eye

>>149431136
that's a mouthful

>>149431136
Grim

>>149431136
Neil Graham would be a better gamble

>>149431095
already moved away from the median age bullshit?
now you're resorting to the age old "umad" argument?
keep convincing yourself that having shitters on the team is a good thing
pathetic

>>149431206
Hmmmm which is better Benn at 1m or Darnell Nurse at 10m. Yeah I’m totally the one trying to convince myself of something lol

>>149431218
>but whatabout the soilers!!!!!!
cope

>>149431218
One guy is a cheap shot artist while another is an actual reputable player

>>149431136
>Glen Gulutzan
Oh no no no

>>149431230
>>149431235
Positively bubblin
>darnell nurse
>reputable player
Legendary cope

>>149431251
He’s a respected coach around the league. Check the oilers powerplay and seethe.

I’m unironically a bluey fan now

glenn gulutzan guzzlin those bubblin kitty buzzins

>>149431136
good news for the assves and jests

>>149431261
The average /hoc/ poster could run a successful power play with McDavid and Draisaitl

>>149431136
>Glen Gulutzan
Samir won.
Dylan lost.
KWAB

>1993

>>149431346
It’s probably gonna be Neil Graham

What do hockey coaches even do?
It's not like football where they draw up the plays and change things on the fly
It's not like baseball where they have to manage pitching and arguing with the umpires
It's not even like basketball where timeouts are a massively important strategy in the game

>>149431366
1989

and...

2026

>shorks have $53,340,833 cap space
>maybe $10 million of that goes to extensions if they want to keep all of their free agents
what the fug

>>149431395
Black excellence GMing

>>149431388
Retard

>>149431430
What do they do?
Make lines?
>oh look he put the good players on the first 2 lines and the big brute retards on the 4th line what a genius

>>149431388
>What do hockey coaches even do?
Same shit as in every other sports. Do you think every single NHL team plays the same way of hockey?

>>149431442
Paul Maurice said the coaches don’t do anything so he refused to shake hands with the randycanes

50-point player for 1x1 sounds like a good deal idk

>>149431252
>jamie benn
>not old slow and useless

>>149431395
they'll go with Misa now but as someone who followed the Allsvenskan playoffs I think it's a mistake to pass up on Frondell.

>>149431449
Why do teams play in ways that don't win? Like we can see what the Panthers do yet other teams just don't do that

>>149431453
how many playoff points?

>>149431477
I know you’re pushing the goalposts but there’s probably no other 50 point player your team could sign for 1 million rn so I’m really not seeing your point.

OH I'M 'BOUT TO LOSE IT
I'M TELLING YOU I WON'T BACK DOWN, I'LL PROVE IT
NO OTHER PLACE THAN NOW SO I'M READY I'M MOVING
SO LET ME
SHOW YOU MY STRENGTH I'M IMPROVING

>>149431491
why dont you want to talk about playoff performance? instead you are pretending like regular season performance means something
have you already given up on benn captaining the team to a cup?
if so
LMAO

>>149431528
>why dont you want to talk about playoff performance?
He has the same amount of cups to show for his performance in the playoffs as McMuffin and you have to have a good regular season to get to the playoffs anyhow. You can deny these things but the rest of us know it’s true of course.

SCARRRRRRRRRRRR

>>149431547
>He has the same amount of cups to show for his performance in the playoffs as McMuffin and you have to have a good regular season to get to the playoffs anyhow.
lol >muh soilers again and a straight dodge of the playoff point question

you can have a garbage regular season and make the playoffs

>>149431528
You sound really mad

>>149431476
>Why do teams play in ways that don't win?
Because there isn't a single perfect system that makes you always win. It's a factor of many different things and a good coach adjusts his systems to be something that brings out the best out of his players.
Kitties are heavy on the forecheck because they have 3 good lines that are good at that sort of style. Would that work with the Oilers for example? Probably not since the Oilers don't have that sort of depth. Still, the Oilers can win if you can make them play in a way that enables McDavid and Draisaitl enough. And that seems to be a good system as well since it has brought the Oilers to the Stan Lee Finals twice now, unlike what happened with their earlier coaches.

>>149431528
>have you already given up on McDoofus captaining the team to a cup?
>if so
>LMAO
Fify, Samir.

>>149431567
>umad
nice cope

>>149431565
>the playoff point question
Who gives a shit about a player having the most playoff points if they don’t win the cup?

>>149431586
we are discussing benn not mcmeme

>>149431586
Wrong. McRetard won the Cuck Smythe. Checkmate.

>>149431596
Apply it to any player. Who gives a shit about a player having an absurd about of playoff points if it amounts to no cup? I don’t think you even understand what you’re attempting to argue anymore

>>149431607
>Apply it to any player.
why when we were discussing benn
>Who gives a shit about a player having an absurd about of playoff points if it amounts to no cup?
benn has never had an absurd amount of playoff points, this season he only had 3
why you think that is comparable to the guy who scored the most is simply cope
>I don’t think you even understand what you’re attempting to argue anymore
that benn is shit?
that point is coming through clearly
if you dont get that its cause you're dumb

>>149431607
That's our Samir.

>>149431596
The juxtaposition is that they’re both cupless despite one having a terrible playoff performance and one having a stellar one. At the end of the day it doesn’t matter if you don’t win you know.

>muh samir boogeyman

>>149431568
The league has been around long enough that we see what works and what doesn't
Clearly having 2 guys be your entire damn team doesn't work yet the Oilers are set up that way and they lost two years in a row to a team set up to win

>>149431635
>The juxtaposition is that they’re both cupless despite one having a terrible playoff performance and one having a stellar one
yeah, why bother trying if it doesnt matter right?
>At the end of the day it doesn’t matter if you don’t win you know.
are you suggesting no one of the kitties had a lot of points?

>>149431619
Benn is a 50-point player who signed for 1 million. I’m failing to understand why you’re so upset and angry that he took a team friendly deal

>>149431654
>Benn is a 50-point player who signed for 1 million
with 3 playoff points and 0 in the 3rd round
>I’m failing to understand why you’re so upset and angry that he took a team friendly deal
what is there to be upset about, benn handcuffed his team for another season

>>149431668
>1 million
>handcuffed
Get a load of this drama queen

>>149431676
he is old slow and shit
>but muh 50 points
he was useless when it mattered
give that roster slot to someone who can skate

>>149431651
Forsling had a goal and 3 assists right? 2 cups to McDavids none. Just shakes out like that.

>>149431685
Who is a 50 point player that can skate that would sign for 1 million right now? Name em

>>149431690
yes even forsling had a better offense than benn despite being a defenceman
lol

>>149431638
>Clearly having 2 guys be your entire damn team doesn't work
I mean, if you are one of those people who think there's 31 losers in the league then I guess so. Still, fact is that that in the past 2 seasons the Oilers have been better than every other team except the Kitties.

>>149431701
why pay something that can skate and put up 50 points so little?
that is a valuable player
benn accepted 1 mil cause he cant skate

>>149431703
Yet substantially worse than the team he beat in the final. Gleefully anticipating your next cope

>>149431719
>Yet substantially worse than the team he beat in the final.
what?
he is a defenceman not a forward
why are you ignor

>it doesnt matter that benn was shit since mcmeme didnt win
this is the cope of a century

Making the season even longer is such a funny prank

>>149431726
So in the end you can be a defensemen with 4 points in all rounds and still have 2 cups to the best playoff producers none.

La vita è bella

>>149431748
what you cant be is jamie benn
slow old and useless

>>149431754
>benn
>benn
>benn
>benn
>benn
>benn
>benn
Obsessed much?

just here to drop a bud1 and a mitch1 in the thread
bud1
mitch1

>>149431779
the conversation is about jamie benn, if you have a problem with that then stop responding instead of getting mad

>>149431795
Is it a conversation? Feels like I’m just getting roped into some homo’s therapy vent sesh.

Good morning /hoc/
>laffs
>rags

>>149431810
you're right its not much of a conversation
cause you keep coping with mcmeme and the soilers instead of addressing the topic at hand

>>149431822
>you can’t make comparisons because it exposes me as a seething retard
Yeah I’m sure you must hate it when that happens

>>149431828
you're comparing apples to oranges in a desperate attempt to save face

>>149431838
>comparing two fruits
Yeah and I'm talking to one too apparently

>>149431851
all these personal attacks dont make your argument stronger
they do expose you as a seething retard though

>>149431859
>nou
Real catty gay man hours

>>149431869
implying implications now?
we are trying desperate

>>149431877
Maybe try English instead?

>>149431792
>>149431816
Good posts

>>149431890
you only care since spanish is your native language

so I'm just getting here. anyone see the news on jamie benn? I'm undecided on it myself.

>>149431901
>noux2
Slurpee merchant

>>149431929
>doesnt deny it
ok josé

Real retard hours

>>149431816

Woodcroft to be an assistant coach on the Ducks

>>149431746
Gary wants the postseason to span nearly to the 4th of July

>>149431997
I assumed it meant less preseason games

>>149431972
Kicking them off with Samir vs. Dylan

>>149431707
If you don't win the Cup you're objectively a loser

>>149431972
Welcome to off-season/hoc/, newfrien
>>149432001
I've also heard that, and I'm actually in favor of it, hate preseason, and these players should be personally attentive to their physical training
which I'm certain most of them are; I'm convinced pre season only exists for administrative reasons and will die a slow death that perhaps you'll see the end of
>who knows? not me, that's for sure

>>149432038
bud1
mitch1

>>149432050
Meds.

>>149432050
* doesn't ask *

Gaudreau to Seattle

>>149432070
Anon...

>>149432077

Everybody better be here tomorrow

wish bud were here

>>149432092
Shan't

>>149432092
Even me?

>>149432092
my team doesn't even have a pick

>>149432114
I'm not mad, just disappointed
>>149432125
Yes, especially (You)
>>149432132
All your friends are gonna be there, though

>>149432111
Checked
Hes made a comeback recently

bud's islanders go 1st tomorrow

>>149432144
Thanks, I'll be here!

>>149432149
Can't wait for him to glaze the shit out of whoever they pick first overall only for them to bust.

>>149432144
I suppose I shan be there then

I like that Matthew Schaefer kid he seems nice.

>>149432149
I heard they have an offer to trade that pick, but I can't find it now
>>149432156
Thank for your attention this very important matter, sir

>>149432092
I'll be there to laugh at bud when Dobson doesnt get traded and they draft a defenseman 1OA

Was it a only a dream that morgan reilly was possibly getting traded?

>SJ has waived Marc-Edouard Vlasic for purposes of a buyout
huh?

>>149432186
rumor mill is working overtime

>>149432157
why

>>149432157
Cope he'll say that he knew they were shit the whole time

>>149432186
>1OA
Good morning sir!

>>149432070
>>149432088
kek

>>149432267
Good morning

>>149432186
but the defenseman is the concensus first overall in this draft.

>>149432201
And that's that. The >shorks I knew are gone. Long live the >shorks.
I really hope this doesn't mean they are going to earnestly swing for Marner. They are going to need to spend some stupid money somewhere to even hit the floor though.

>>149432311
Name a defenseman drafted 1st who isnt shit

>>149432350
Dennis Potvin, easy

>>149432357
>has to go back 52 years to find the 1 good pick

>>149432389
Do you think that Dahlin isn't good either? I think he was worth the first overall in 2018 also. Ekblad took a while but he was worth it.

>>149432350
Chris "score the Cup winning goal for the other team" Phillips

i cant keep on being a nuckies after this trade. Tired of this shit.

>>149432422
Lololol

>>149432339
just looked like a favor to the player to me. He was making 7 million and he sucks, so you can't trade him. But if he wants to fight for a roster spot on a playoff team, now he can

>>149432422
come join us at r/CalgaryFlames

>Insider: Laffs are still in on everybody.

>>149432422
Swedes are the biggest problem with the Canucks so it’d make sense you guys are bothered by a real Canadian hockey player finally joining the team.

>>149432479

What’s the single best draft haul a team has had in the last 10-15 years?

>>149432503
when ken holland traded a conditional 4th round pick for your mom's used socks

>Panthers make 3 Cups in a row
>don't look tired at all at their 3rd one
Y'know they might make it again next year

>>149432587
>Kitties-Soilers round 3
Please no.

>>149432601
>thinking the >soilers make it again
Lol
Lmao

>>149432587
the only competition for Florida is in the Atlantic.

>>149432609
The west is filled with shit teams for retards so its not that unlikely

>>149432601
Oilers aren’t making it back and that’ll be the reason McDoofus leaves

>>149432587
Unless something crazy occurs, the kitties are the clear favorites

>>149432503
Tampa in 2014 or Dallas in 2017

>>149432587

> People were saying the EXACT same thing before the Blots lost to Denver

* Public Service Announcement *

>>149432670
I can’t see anyone in the east stopping Panthers from storming back to the final a 4th time.

>>149432621
the entire east is one blob of mid besides the Leafs and Lightning

>>149432681
But the Lightning lost their 3rd go
The Panthers won theirs

>>149432692
>laffs
>not mid
EL OH EL

>>149432702
Granted, but it's still a weird comparison
tbf, it's just weird having so much talent in Florida

Fucking how even lmaoooo

>>149432692
Seethe more dylan

>>149432729
No wonder they suck lmao

>>149432729
grim

>>149432729
just like his tenure with the Devils, Lou capfucks a team and puts them in the worst spot because he needs to lock mid tier players to long term deals with NTC's/M-NTC's.

Jays are in Cleveland this morning

>>149432691
New Jersey needs more time before they can challenge Florida

>>149432675
trampa then since they won and dullass lost to them

>>149432770
And I wanna fuck angie dickinson if i think the fucking Devils are serious contenders

>>149432681
Boltz had a lot of questions in 2022. They definitely weren’t the favorites

>>149432729
Just like my islanders

>>149432819
where can I get some of these stickers? I wanna be like Brad, he's the coolest

https://www.designbyhumans.com/shop/sticker/edmonton-losers/580272/


Nvrmnd, found it

what do they do?

>>149432870
The two Canadians are the worst people on that list by a large margin.
lol

>>149432893
Kinda wish I could change the subtitle to "DIG THE FUCK IN!!!!"

>>149432870
Nico is fine, Dahlin too. Hughes too injury prone and on shoulder surgery #3. Lafreniere and Power are mid, Slafkovsky is whatever

kek the 60s were a wild time. drafting guys who couldnt even make the league and one of them was a literal midget

What round was Gary drafted in?

>>149433016
1st overall

>>149433000
The draft was for leftovers iirc, only modern comparable I can think of is how the MLS draft is now for the best soccer players who also want to go to Georgetown and be an accountant

cmere u lil fag im gonna glaze ya

>>149432898
>The two Canadians are the worst people on that list by a large margin
by what metric?

>draft bust Alexandre Daigle in a nurse outfit

>>149433158
Morally

How many goals do you think Gary would score in a season if someone signed him?

>>149432438
Looked more like a fuck you to Vlasic from management. Fuck you for being shit so despite is having 50+M in vap space we're still buying you out your last year.

Everybody knows not a single team will sign him.

>>149433207
400
He'd finally activate the pucks so every shot he takes goes in

Who keeps spreading this rumor

BREAKING: Daniil Tarasov has been traded to Florida, per Pierre LeBrun.

https://x.com/NYRangers/status/18136140489957377

>>149433403
cheap backup goaltending, not bad.

>>149433381
Marner's agent if he's smart

>>149433413
He's terrible. I hope we can get someone to take Elvis next

>>149433381
Me

>>149433524
Well stop it. Well's already poisoned hard enough as it is

https://interestingengineering.com/science/40000-year-old-boomerang-from-mammoth-tusk

anyway the big 4th of july is comin up...imma have some barbecue and i bet my neighbors gonna fire up a few. he aint got the good sense god gave a goose like we say here in the south

>>149433644
Nah it’s funny

>Steam Summer sale is on
>none of the games in my wishlish have a good sale going on
Fuck you Gabe

can i get a woot woot from all my juggalos?

>>149433781
I was just thinking how shit it is
10% off is not a sale

>>149433781
Just buy keys from g2a retard

>84 game season soon
>Atlanta/Houston expansion
Oh boy more teams nobody asked for with more ECHL players!

>>149433911
just like my islanders

>>149433911
Thank you Gary

>>149433911
Gotta keep that salary cap down for the poor owners somehow

>>149433911
is that the logo their using?
i'd love to see them keep the thrashers branding

>>149433935
Cap somehow is rising still

BUSINESS IDEA::
Annual Ice Hockey Schedule
Year-Long Ice Hockey forever and ever and ever and ever, the season literally never ends
>fill up your plate, goyims

>>149433781
>wanna get Fallout 4 (came out in 2015)
>it's only 60% off
>Fallout 76 (came out in 2020) is 75%
out of principle i'm not getting it if they're being greedy fucks
last couple of years all the sales were shit it's not even worth it

>>149433942
The name's mid but the colors are excellent, I'm sure they would just keep the whole thing

business idea: TRB gets fucking raped in idaho raw on live TV

Can the next thread be Flames related? thanks

>>149433975
I hate reruns

>The name's mid
pardon me?

>>149433911
>>149433911
>>149433911

new
>>149434020

>the Atlanta Mudhens

>>149433911
Sad

>>149433911
new team in arizona?