Thread 149426125

inclement weather edition

previous: >>149422496

>>149426134
cocks have nowhere near enough circularity to try and calculate circumference from diameter alone, cmon son

That funky Muncy strikes again.

Chadres have yet to hit a grand slam. Isn't that ironic lmao.

>>149426684
that is both ironic and unfortunate

it's up!

Now that the dust has settled, why did he do it?

I hope the skip pulls kersh if it's looking like he'll hit 3k today, should do it at home.

>>149426125 (OP)
Yankletics today!

>>149426684
Why would that be ironic?

>>149432584
le slam diego team

>>149432552
He was doing such a good job too

>>149426125 (OP)
Baybawl loading...
https://youtu.be/qkcu2aEcgXU

Based Angeles Angels

Bitch ahh

We'll get them rockies again today!

>>149432737
ANIME!!!

>>149432584
Slam Diego is one of the best team nicknames in all mlb
>The Big Red Machine
>Southsiders
>Brew Crew

more like sham diego lol

>>149432487
Otaku here, here’s what this says.
>I flew across the ocean to find a big strong American to fuck my sideways pussy
>help my mom find her first BWC

imagine not having a retractable roof. imagine having home rain delays. lol

>>149432785
You forgot
>Los Mexico Doyerpacos

>>149432785
>sounds like a chewing gum team
>sounds like an African American street gang
>this one's alright

>>149432838
Imagine having no rings

>>149432785
Slam Diego is gay as fuck

>>149432842
rent free

more like slam this bussy

>>149432863
no one cares doyerpaco

>>149432838
Simply live in that doesn't rain during baseball season

Any ancientfags remember slam diego

>>149432856
i don't have to imagine. :^)

>>149432875
slam di-gay-o!

>>149432874
doesn’t rain for half the year in California? my brother in Christ, that ain’t a flex….

>>149432894
>In CA
It rains frequently in CA. Just not Los Angeles

>>149432838
imagine needing a roof to play baseball

>>149432402
Where is Conforto

good morning mariners nati-
>weather delay

>>149432874
>>149432948
Pictures you can smell

>>149432968
They smell good
t. Smeller

we need it deep

i think i'm gonna go deep tonight

>>149433008
im gonna go deep in ur mum lel

>>149433010
gross

does within 1 mean losing or winning by 1 or just losing by 1

>>149432551
That's tomorrow. Off day today.

>>149433041
yeah

>>149433010
I volunteer as tribute!
Go Braves

Angels

>>149433023
don't reply to ur mum guy

>>149433010
too soon

>>149433055
fuck you i'll do what i want

>>149433054
doctor prescribed those chicken wings

>>149433041
It means winning by 1, tied, or losing by 1.

>>149432487
>Dear Mr Ohtani
>You pitch like a butterfly
>and hit like a king
>Someday I will become a great player like you
>With love from your biggest fan

>I'm the mom

>Rowdy now unconditionally released
I'm surprised tbqh, he signed in the offseason to a AAA contract but never played with Tacoma. I was hoping he'd stick around :(

Gentlemen, I have tess than two hours to decide what I will feast upon during the game before baseball starts. I need ideas.

>>149432842
Los Doyers is good but not really a nickname. However, the stadium going by Chavez Ravine is the best stadium nickname in the league.

>>149433136
Menudo

>>149433084
Thanks sir

>>149433138
>fundies actually believe this

>>149433136
Homemade tendies!

>>149433136
It's summer! Get some fresh fruit from the market and make a nice sandwich

>>149433136
costco hotdog

>>149433136
a nice juicy cock

>>149433136
a bullet you pedophile scum

javy baez kek

>>149433260
suicide is bad for you

more like javy FAGGOT

To the anon who was wondering about Kershaw's hunt for 3,000 Ks, next week against the White Sox should be the game. Assuming today goes well ofc. He's 8 Ks away.

>Yordon ded for 40+ games
>Altuve slumping
>Walker being a disappointment
>Yainer being shit
>traded away both Bregman and Tucker who will both be Allstars this season
>half the rotation are rookies
>playing literal who AAA players to keep up with attrition
>still top of the AL West
>now only 2.5 games back from the Tigers for 1st in the AL
>and on Monday after this Cubs series we’ll have the easiest schedule in baseball
I’m thinkin the stros are back

>>149433342
The easiest schedules starts with Cubs

he's gotta baseball body passes the eye candy test he just needs some playing time!

>>149433410
True KEK

>>149433410
kekkini

>>149433410
>cusb
true

>>149433342
*blocks your path to the WS*

>>149433410
>scuba duba doo
kek

>The Mistake on the Lake
kekaroo

>>149433481
>Pickoff attempt leads to a run
>HBP right after
kek

Which of these teams gets left out of the playoffs?

>Dodgers
>Cubs
>Phillies
>Mets
>Padres
>Giants
>Brewers

>>149433410
gay bears kek

>>149433599
Milwaukee

>>149433599
Padres or Giants

>>149433458
We getting our lick back for last season. If you beat us in the postseason, it’s your obligation to beat the Yankees in our stead and you failed to do that.

>>149433599
This >>149433621 feels like the answer this year, but they always make it in somehow. And then lose immediately.

>>149433599
Broors

>>149433633
I appreciate you guys for taking out the stankee trash

Itfcb

>>149433658
Momo likes the Mets?

>>149433599
poodres and beers

CCBIOTA

PFMBA

IAEG

that poor ball never asked to be generated by your slop machine =(

A H

ITFCB

you are all gay

attaboy happer

Diesel off to a good start

>>149433738
Kek I am a little bit baka myself some times

KEK CUSB

This fat fucking piece of shit turned into a gold glover, KILL HIM

no...NO!!!

Tough break for the Cubs there

>>149433771
What? Shut the fuck up you stupid idiot

Kek KEK!!

>>149433787
clarkie likes it in his cubbie ass

We’re off to yet another pitcher duel down here in Houston

LET'S GO IMANAGA!!!!

The Bear sucks if you watch it I’m gonna steal from your house

HAHAHHAHA DUMB FUCK!!!!!!!!! SIT DOWN!!!! WALK THE FUCK BACK TO THE DUGOUT!!!

1949–1953 – Five straight titles
The only team to ever win five in a row. Yogi Berra, Phil Rizzuto, and Whitey Ford anchored this golden era.

>>149432402
where is kim

foul ball GAYSYN LOSE KEK!!!

Fucking India doing good and Bobby and our kinda good guys fucking up lol. Bro, my Royals gotta get this shit together

>>149433816
Whitey Ford was pelted with steaming hot pretzels in the sweltering summer of ‘97

no...NO!!!

The Cubs…

HAHHAHAHHAHHA FAT FAGGOT FLYOUT KEK FAT FAGGOT FLYOUT!!!

whats up pendejos SF's gay NY sucks SD are bitches

dodgers #1
wannabe thug blacks don't leave south central cuz they scared you only see weak domesticated blacks walkin around LA they better stay south

Are OK by me.

>Radio was invented; Cub fans got to hear their team lose
>TV was invented; Cub fans got to see their team lose
>Smartphones became a part of daily life; Cub fans got to find out of about their team losing from anywhere on Earth
>Baseball added 14 teams; Cub fans got to see AND hear their team lose to more teams
>George Burns celebrated his 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays
>Haley’s Comet passed Earth… twice
>Harry Caray was born… and died
>The NBA, NHL and NFL were formed, and Chicago teams won championships in each league
>Man landed on the moon, as have several home runs given up by Cub pitchers
>17 US presidents were elected
>There were 12 amendments added to the Constitution
>Prohibition was passed, and repealed
>The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered, and became the subject of major motion pictures… the latter giving Cub fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top
>Wrigley Field was built and became the oldest park in the National League
>Flag poles were erected on Wrigley Field's roof to hold all of the team’s future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down
>A combination of 47 summer & winter Olympics have been held
>Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown; as have twelve horses
>Bell bottoms came into style, went out of style, and came back into style
>The Boston Red Sox won 4 championships, traded Babe Ruth, were cursed for 86 years, broke the curse, and still had time to win two additional championships
>The Ottoman Empire still existed the last time the Cubs won
>WOMEN WERENT ALLOWED TO VOTE WHEN THE SHITCONGO CUBS WON
>The last time the Cubs won, former slaveholders had front row seats
>Arizona became a state, got a baseball team, and won the world series
>My grandchild will post this copypasta in 2080 and the cusbs will still suck

Ball 2 right down the middle

>>149433879
>Bend gay hoes
kek

sit the FUCK down!!!

Strike 4!
Sit the FUCK down!!!
Walk the FUCK back to the dugout

>>149433898
fuck you talking bout you better not be SF fan they gay as shit

Scuba

Just gonna be one of those days. Every hard hit ball goes for an out

>>149433887
>Bell bottoms came into style, went out of style, and came back into style
gets me every time

>>149433938
cubbies gonna break through!!

Doyercholo poster really has a knack for this thing of ours. I’ll be monitoring his career in the bigs moving forward.

Will Freddie Freeman enter the HoF as a Dodger or Brave?

cubbies gonna bust through the crust!

Give him the Buschie!

GAY LOUIS KEK!!!

ATTABOY BUSCHIE

attaboy buschie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah!!!!!!!!!! fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUSCHIE BLAST!

I do not like the Tigers.

Cubs. Royals.
Cubyals.
......
Cubyals?
Cubyals.

that’s a kekini special

>>149434025
only oldfags remember

He did something

Nolan FAGGOT!

Philly getting exposed by the Stros

SF bunch of fags lmao

>>149433981
dodger

Thomas Sagayasse

let's go hit this cocksucka, cubbies

SHAW SLAP!

Attaboy Shawzy

Cannot do another Royals season like last one lol
I probably will anyway but they gotta turn this shit around quick or they're gonna come in last or some shit

ok...OK!!!

>>149433981
if his career ended right now it would be Braves. If he wins another with LA then it's the Dodgers.

*gulps*

*exhales*

*cums*

*sniffs*

wild pitch in play

It’s all up to Seiya now!

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEIYA!!!

Seiya Suspoopy kek

take your FUCKing base!!!

attaeye seiya !

deGrom is a CY Young candidate in his rehab year and Rangers won 5 of last 6 series.

>>149434277
>almost a full run higher ERA
yikes

>>149434298
Did he have TJ?

PCA? More like PCIMA (Please Cum In My Ass)

>>149434303
and they're still winning

>>149434313
jeepus kabeepus...

Gaped Anys kek

LE FVK…..

>>149434317
Who have they legitimately defeated? Aren't they one of the teams with the easiest schedules in the first half?

no...NO!!!

>>149434348
jeez..

>>149434348
They actually won 2 games against the vagiants kek

>>149434365
imagine losing 1 game against the 2025 rockies, let alone 2 LOL

sit the FUCK down!!!

>>149434308
2 months after sign him I think. He played a few games last season at the end.

sit the FUCK down!!!

sit the FUCK down!!!

stFd!!!

JintsBros...

stFd!!!

Suck that faggots dick!

nice hat girls let's go let's go

ITFDB!

Yay we're winning!

>Vladdy is hurt
FUCK

>Philthies bout to be not only be swept, but also score zero runs in all 3 Asstro games
Oh I'm Laffin

Buschie slap!

Attaboy Buschie

Why is Cleveland's manager malding again? They hit our top guy twice and we hit theirs once. So really we should get to bean him again still.

kersh 'em

SURELY kershaw will get to 3k strikeouts against the rockies

Attaboy Carson

Fuck em up Kersh!

Nico slap!

Nico slap!

>>149434622
>what should they do with Mookie
DFA him it’s Gaped Anys’s turn now.

>>149434622
butcher and sell for sausage filling

lets go rockies

this ump is gonna fuck us, i can tell

>>149434554
tbf his fielders shat the bed today

Yesterday Fedde, Pallante today... Our rotation is terrible.

fuck this fucking sport

7 more

>>149434676
what teem?

who else has a kershaw?

7 Ks to go!

>all those cheers for Kershaw 's K
Based Dodgers Stadium Rocky Mountains

KEK!!!

>>149434690
Berdinals.

Holy shit berds your pitcher is shit kek

Attaeye Happ

HEY BOOG THE CUBS ARE BATTING THIS IS A KEY MOMENT IF YOU WANT TO TAKE A BREAK FROM TALKING ABOUT ARENADO AND DRS YOU FAT FUCK

>>149434676
Brown...Rea...

>>149434707
cutco

kek gay louis

>>149434707
fuck that. Purple spyderco made in Colorado, USA

What did he say?

>dodgerspics posting their knife collection again
MS-13 fanbase.

Don’t let a game against your biggest rival get in the way of you opining about advanced defense metrics you gross pig

>>149434737
raping blob rapes ya

Everyone comment on this thread:
>>149434738
so we can get this ogre out of the catalog

>>149434328
They have the easiest schedule ahead of them.

You now remember Derek Lowe.

>>149434328
They swept the Tigers

i wish i was as cool as kevin

ENOUGH! I'm going kayaking.

>>149434781
that's right puto, chinga tu madre

nice swing gayson! NOT!!!

>8 innings for Gausman
Redemption at last

>>149434790
You stealing my idea? I just bumped that shit because of that creature

I think the DOYERS should finish the series with another win!

>>149434820
kek

KKershaw! 6 more Ks to go

They make good knives fuck doyerjorges tho fr

Can we show our EDCD next!?

KEKSHAW

A doyle dinger

Kershawsisters...

Hunter Brown the athlete

hit that nigga right on his chicken leg FOH

Digits and Kershaw gives up more runs then he gets strikeouts today

This is absolutely brutal to watch. Haven’t been able to hit out of the infield 3 games running.

KKKershaw

K-K-Kershaw! 5 more strikeouts to go!

Willson has really become pathetic hasn’t he?

when is kersh likely to start next?

miggy ro

Kirky!

GOOD EYETANI

Aruku-tani

get a sac fly at least, dookie butts

>>149435122
kys

>all teams playing now except for Mets
no…

Darsh

mookie slap!

mookie slap!

mookie slap

rockies D lol

kek rockies

mookie slappy!

Damn Willy

>>149435141
The Poodres are in their hotel having a sausagefest amongst themselves.

cubinals?

why won't they cover 1st when moggy betts hits it lightly?

Been a while I was busy in the sweltering Summer of 2025.

Might as well double down.

WE'RE ALL BEHIND OUR BASEBALL TEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~
WORLD SERIES BOUND AND PICKING UP STEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~

>>149435141
Very weird schedule today, only one night game on a thursday.

would sex the cubbies sideline girl ngl

Let's go Kersh!!

Series win! GG Gords

>>149435248
Big Cats Gotta Eat

Real ‘toid hours

>>149434971
That’s what happens when Seattle needs Houston to lose

imagine living in an apartment right above the stadium though and you can just get drunk on your deck and watch the teamies play

https://youtu.be/QTUA7g1mhcg?si=xe8HWr_BFjxd5ac5

THERE'S A ROAR IN OLE MOTOWN~
THE TIGERS ARE BACK AND THE WORDS GOIN ROUND~

TWO FREEMANS?!

>>149435316
doyerpacos will never know that feeling

>>149435316
I look like that

>>149435260
>>149435316
Post ass shot I missed it

>>149435348
there was an ass shot? I got pulled away from the tv for a few :(

>>149435316
what a qt. is she a new cubes sideline reporter?

>just tuned in
>already down 3-0

>Cuckstellanos
>Kekler

All-Star break can't come soon enough for Freeman. Slumped hard.

>Janson Junk
Holy fuckin based name for a pitcher.

>>149435393
She’s been there a while. She does college football for ESPN as well

>>149435122
I hate what college sports have become. I used to be so hype for both the football and basketball seasons but after all the realignment and completely lawless transfer rules along with the playoff they make worse every year its just sucked all the fun out of it. Barley watched any college athletics last season.

>>149435471
Got more than I bargained for!

Phillies really not gonna score a run against the trashtros huh...

Gaysyn LOSE!!!

>>149435471
Ancientfags remember when WGN used to show hot goils all the time

it takes two!

Miggy ro vintage DP

miggy fucking ro!

>roylels
KEK

Uhhh berdbros I don't feel so good

>Kershaw
>Krenshaw

>>149435471
*sniff*

Wow those apartments are less than 2k for a single bedroom….

Kershaw not getting a ton of K's, but the pitch count is looking great. He might give em 7.

eggman

eggman!

Edman fucks ya!

He turned himself into a pickle! Funniest shit ever!

Post-all star break form came early this year

eggman double :)

>>149435544
I also looked at prices and units lmao, but those have gotta be on lower floors or without ballpark views (or both). At least that’s my assumption.

>>149435555
what game

is keekay only good for october

>>149435544
Big city poster here

>>149435549
I feel like they don't want him throwing more than about 80 pitches or so

not today kike!

>>149435555
>We got *burp* quads morty!!

good hit kike

>>149435567
Pretty much

>>149435555
Szechuan sauce ‘em!

singletani incoming

how are the cubs doing?

7 hits 2 runs
I don’t like this….

clutch moment, so ofc ohtani ain't gonna do shit

>ohtani didn't bring him home
no...

wasted leadoff double

risptani

>>149435624
Imanaga has been morning down the cards. Only 1 hit allowed.
t. neutralchad

Fucking fraud

>>149435630
like clockwork. stat-padding faggot.

>>149435651
they took him out after 5, first start back from rehab

>>149435667
what did he miss time with?

>>149432552
nepotism alive and well in Colorado, dark days ahead

We could have swept the cusb.

IM PICKLE REEEEEEEEEEE

>>149435667
Yea just realized that. He looked sharp though.

>>149435675
Quad injury they said on air idk the details

I hope Kershaw gets to 3000 in Dodger stadium

kershaw's been stringing together good outings.
incoming back spasms soon.

>>149435405
You must prevent the Poodres from making into the playoffs. That's the Jints one job.

I want... one more more K... from Kersh... this inning...

>>149435704
>>149435675
meant hamstring btw

just got here, phillies better fucking score
marschan needs to fucking steal and marsh needs to fucking bunt

Marsh gonna ground this to a double play

KKKKershaw

KKKKershaw

>>149435730
stfu and just enjoy it while it lasts

KKKKershaw

>>149435758
>>149435756
How many more? I will tune in to watch if he’s close.

>>149435733
shut the fuck up

>>149435776
4 more but i wouldn't be surprised if that was his last inning

THE PHILLIES HAVE SCORED
ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT
THE PHILLIES HAVE SCORED

>>149435774
soon...

>>149435801
hang the banner kek

>>149435565
ITS SPHERICAL!

cubbiebros...

mookie slap!

>>149435797
no way, he'll be out for the 6th

>>149435823
ur just jealous

cubbies the go ahead run is batting…

Two walks…epic! LOCK IN BRAD YOURE BETTER THAN THIS

MUGIII!

>>149435840
yeah, only 57 pitches so far

umps fucking the berds kek

>>149435096
>>149435299
Good game, jasy!

my umpies :)

>>149435886
gay berds must be having the time of their lives

>>149435894
holy soul…

Nice swing Turner haha

>>149435886
Yes that’s why Willson walked on a pitch right down the middle. Grow up scumbag.

retardinals

nolan FAGGOT

Walkin' Willy!

willie free bags

something's brewin'

attaboy petey!
walk the F### back to the dugout!

LE HECKIN PICKLE MORTY

gapeway arse!!!

>>149435894
this is ten times better than yak AI slop well done

>vagiants
heh

phillies are probably going to lose but at least they scored lol

walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!

freddie :)

freddie :)

Freddie!

freddie :3

freddie :)

Freddie breaks his slump and the Dodgers take the lead in Colorado!

freddie :)

freddie :)

Doyer posse running deep

freddie :(

season over
fire everyone but the pitching staff

DOYAS

>>149436069
pedophile

teo needs to get it together man

Teo has been pretty shit for a while now

I take back what I said about Bob Melvin. He’s a fraud

Having an imagination = pedophilia

based unhinged /mlb/ posters

PHILTHIE KEK

>>149436098
monitoring this post

ump just got his comeuppance

Aircraft carrier comes in clutch again

KEK GAY LOUIS

I give up

>>149436098
retarded cards didn’t throw home lmao

we still own philthy KEK

Good to see Willson’s still a gigantic retard. Congrats on the walk though!

Pages back to being a nobody

It's time to float Mariners nation.

tommy rispman

at least freddie came through but what a wasted opportunity

>10 home game losing streak
bwoh

Jintsies on the board!

stFd

COMPLETE THIS GAME, KERSH

sit the FUCK down!!!

>>149436340
No way, he's losing steam. Best we'll get is the 7th

Die Antwoord pitches now?

KKKKKershaw

KKKKKershaw!

KKKKKershaw!

STRIIIIIIKE THREEE ON THE OUTSIDE

STEEEEEE-RIKE THREEE
kek rockies

based umpchad just wanting to get this stupid game over with

Sillies got swept

if I was Kershaw, I'd feel a little dirty if the last few strikeouts for 3K were umpballs, but to be fair, if we removed all the umpballs from the record, he'd probably be at like 1000

>>149436249
looks comfy and deserving of the frog treatment

faggotdelphia!

That Castellanos AB was fucking embarrassing.

lol roberts wants kershaw to get 3k at dodger stadium

he'll pitch one more inning and get one more strikeout. 3k at home baby.

Fire Kevin Long.

>>149436466
100% he does.

>>149436473
nah, his day is over

>>149436482
No one getting fired until Dombrowski is canned

>>149436466
everyone does

>>149436466
Can't he just wait till the series against the Astros?

Astros win!!
ggs Phils see yal next season
Another series sweep for the boys. Pitching truly carried us this series, shoutout Cam for coming in the clutch. See yal tomorrow Cubbiebears

>>149436503
i don't

>>149436466
>>149436485
Deservedly so

>>149436490
>69 pitches
I'm sure he'll start the 7th at least

>>149436466
>next home series, the one he'll probably be in is against the white sox
lol doesn't count

>>149435894
smug berd

ohtani dinger incoming, screenshot this

>>149436548
nah, he only hits dingers when up by more than 5+ runs

BIG FLY OHTANI SAN

OHTANI BOMB

BIG FLY OHTANI SAN

>spends $200M to build a roster
>it stinks
>needs another $110M to paper over his mistakes
>now has a $310M payroll for a team that is old, slow, often injured, plays poor defense, and can only win games one way
>
>meanwhile...
>
>rays are a half-game behind the yankees and are doing it with one-third the payroll

There is no general manager in any sport who does less with more resources than Brian Cashman.

>>149436570
APOLOGIZE

wouldn't it be funny if the cardinals came back and won it here? haha what a laugh that would be

>>149436548
ayy

jung hoooooooo
willyyyyyyyyyy

>>149436570
>>149436548
well shit.....when pigs fly i guess

>>149436548
Witnessed

OHTANI
OHTANI

>>149436570
retard

>>149436548
good job anon
>>149436570
apologize NOW

the jappy knees man

doyeraryans make ya seethe

>>149436503
No one does

Garbage time Ohtani at it again

Miss me yet Phillies fans? How's Dave treating ya?

>hits a dinger in a close game
every dog has its day

nu
>>149436643
>>149436643
>>149436643

>>149433342
Strosbros

>kirby
Nooooo

>>149436639
tru

I'm killin this thread

>>149436494
Firing Dombrowski won't solve anything. Middleton is being a cheap piece of shit like usual. Philly has a middling farm system but they also don't want to give up any of those prospects in trades nor do they want to bring up any of those prospects because of service time but they also don't want to spend "needlessly" in FA. They let Hoffman walk because they thought he was too expensive and brought in a bunch of journeymen and a reclamation project in Romano and it's worked about as well as you would expect. Kyle Tucker's on the trade market and Philly watches him leave to Chigago because they didn't want to part with any top prospect and instead grabbed the cheaper Keplar who's been complete dogshit. That's now how World Series contenders operate. I honestly think if Dombrowski had free reign the team would be much better but he's being handcuffed and anybody who replaces him is also going to be handcuffed.

No I'm killing this thread

>>149436249
Today we're all Mariners fans.