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>>149426134cocks have nowhere near enough circularity to try and calculate circumference from diameter alone, cmon son
That funky Muncy strikes again.
Chadres have yet to hit a grand slam. Isn't that ironic lmao.
>>149426684that is both ironic and unfortunate
Now that the dust has settled, why did he do it?
I hope the skip pulls kersh if it's looking like he'll hit 3k today, should do it at home.
>>149426125 (OP)Yankletics today!
>The Colorado Rockies announce that Greg Feasel, their president and COO, will step down after the season. He'll be replaced by Walker Monfort, owner Dick Monfort's son, who'll be executive vice president of the Rockies and assume full control of Feasel's responsibilities in January 2026.
>>149426684Why would that be ironic?
>>149432584le slam diego team
>>149432552He was doing such a good job too
gura
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>>149426125 (OP)Baybawl loading...
https://youtu.be/qkcu2aEcgXU
We'll get them rockies again today!
>>149432584Slam Diego is one of the best team nicknames in all mlb
>The Big Red Machine>Southsiders>Brew Crew
>>149432487Otaku here, hereโs what this says.
>I flew across the ocean to find a big strong American to fuck my sideways pussy >help my mom find her first BWC
1145
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imagine not having a retractable roof. imagine having home rain delays. lol
>>149432785You forgot
>Los Mexico Doyerpacos
>>149432785>sounds like a chewing gum team>sounds like an African American street gang>this one's alright
>>149432838Imagine having no rings
>>149432785Slam Diego is gay as fuck
more like slam this bussy
>>149432863no one cares doyerpaco
>>149432838Simply live in that doesn't rain during baseball season
Any ancientfags remember slam diego
>>149432856i don't have to imagine. :^)
>>149432875slam di-gay-o!
>>149432874doesnโt rain for half the year in California? my brother in Christ, that ainโt a flexโฆ.
>>149432894>In CAIt rains frequently in CA. Just not Los Angeles
>>149432838imagine needing a roof to play baseball
>>149432402Where is Conforto
good morning mariners nati-
>weather delay
>>149432874>>149432948Pictures you can smell
>>149432968They smell good
t. Smeller
i think i'm gonna go deep tonight
>>149433008im gonna go deep in ur mum lel
does within 1 mean losing or winning by 1 or just losing by 1
>>149432551That's tomorrow. Off day today.
>>149433010I volunteer as tribute!
Go Braves
>>149433023don't reply to ur mum guy
>>149433055fuck you i'll do what i want
>>149433054doctor prescribed those chicken wings
>>149433041It means winning by 1, tied, or losing by 1.
>>149432487>Dear Mr Ohtani>You pitch like a butterfly>and hit like a king>Someday I will become a great player like you>With love from your biggest fan>I'm the mom
>Rowdy now unconditionally released
I'm surprised tbqh, he signed in the offseason to a AAA contract but never played with Tacoma. I was hoping he'd stick around :(
Gentlemen, I have tess than two hours to decide what I will feast upon during the game before baseball starts. I need ideas.
>>149432842Los Doyers is good but not really a nickname. However, the stadium going by Chavez Ravine is the best stadium nickname in the league.
domo
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>>149433138>fundies actually believe this
>>149433136Homemade tendies!
>>149433136It's summer! Get some fresh fruit from the market and make a nice sandwich
>>149433136a nice juicy cock
>>149433136a bullet you pedophile scum
>>149433260suicide is bad for you
Kersh
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To the anon who was wondering about Kershaw's hunt for 3,000 Ks, next week against the White Sox should be the game. Assuming today goes well ofc. He's 8 Ks away.
>Yordon ded for 40+ games
>Altuve slumping
>Walker being a disappointment
>Yainer being shit
>traded away both Bregman and Tucker who will both be Allstars this season
>half the rotation are rookies
>playing literal who AAA players to keep up with attrition
>still top of the AL West
>now only 2.5 games back from the Tigers for 1st in the AL
>and on Monday after this Cubs series weโll have the easiest schedule in baseball
Iโm thinkin the stros are back
>doyerpacos whoโve seen only the last 32 out of 3000 Ks will be celebrating Kershawโs milestone
>>149433342The easiest schedules starts with Cubs
he's gotta baseball body passes the eye candy test he just needs some playing time!
Tiger
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>>149433342*blocks your path to the WS*
>>149433410>scuba duba doo kek
>The Mistake on the Lake
kekaroo
>>149433481>Pickoff attempt leads to a run>HBP right afterkek
Which of these teams gets left out of the playoffs?
>Dodgers
>Cubs
>Phillies
>Mets
>Padres
>Giants
>Brewers
>>149433599Padres or Giants
>>149433458We getting our lick back for last season. If you beat us in the postseason, itโs your obligation to beat the Yankees in our stead and you failed to do that.
>>149433599This
>>149433621 feels like the answer this year, but they always make it in somehow. And then lose immediately.
>>149433633I appreciate you guys for taking out the stankee trash
>>149433658Momo likes the Mets?
>>149433599poodres and beers
that poor ball never asked to be generated by your slop machine =(
Diesel off to a good start
>>149433738Kek I am a little bit baka myself some times
This fat fucking piece of shit turned into a gold glover, KILL HIM
Tough break for the Cubs there
>>149433771What? Shut the fuck up you stupid idiot
>>149433787clarkie likes it in his cubbie ass
Weโre off to yet another pitcher duel down here in Houston
The Bear sucks if you watch it Iโm gonna steal from your house
HAHAHHAHA DUMB FUCK!!!!!!!!! SIT DOWN!!!! WALK THE FUCK BACK TO THE DUGOUT!!!
1949โ1953 โ Five straight titles
The only team to ever win five in a row. Yogi Berra, Phil Rizzuto, and Whitey Ford anchored this golden era.
foul ball GAYSYN LOSE KEK!!!
Fucking India doing good and Bobby and our kinda good guys fucking up lol. Bro, my Royals gotta get this shit together
>>149433816Whitey Ford was pelted with steaming hot pretzels in the sweltering summer of โ97
HAHHAHAHHAHHA FAT FAGGOT FLYOUT KEK FAT FAGGOT FLYOUT!!!
whats up pendejos SF's gay NY sucks SD are bitches
dodgers #1
wannabe thug blacks don't leave south central cuz they scared you only see weak domesticated blacks walkin around LA they better stay south
>Radio was invented; Cub fans got to hear their team lose
>TV was invented; Cub fans got to see their team lose
>Smartphones became a part of daily life; Cub fans got to find out of about their team losing from anywhere on Earth
>Baseball added 14 teams; Cub fans got to see AND hear their team lose to more teams
>George Burns celebrated his 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays
>Haleyโs Comet passed Earthโฆ twice
>Harry Caray was bornโฆ and died
>The NBA, NHL and NFL were formed, and Chicago teams won championships in each league
>Man landed on the moon, as have several home runs given up by Cub pitchers
>17 US presidents were elected
>There were 12 amendments added to the Constitution
>Prohibition was passed, and repealed
>The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered, and became the subject of major motion picturesโฆ the latter giving Cub fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top
>Wrigley Field was built and became the oldest park in the National League
>Flag poles were erected on Wrigley Field's roof to hold all of the teamโs future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down
>A combination of 47 summer & winter Olympics have been held
>Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown; as have twelve horses
>Bell bottoms came into style, went out of style, and came back into style
>The Boston Red Sox won 4 championships, traded Babe Ruth, were cursed for 86 years, broke the curse, and still had time to win two additional championships
>The Ottoman Empire still existed the last time the Cubs won
>WOMEN WERENT ALLOWED TO VOTE WHEN THE SHITCONGO CUBS WON
>The last time the Cubs won, former slaveholders had front row seats
>Arizona became a state, got a baseball team, and won the world series
>My grandchild will post this copypasta in 2080 and the cusbs will still suck
Ball 2 right down the middle
>>149433879>Bend gay hoeskek
Strike 4!
Sit the FUCK down!!!
Walk the FUCK back to the dugout
>>149433898fuck you talking bout you better not be SF fan they gay as shit
Just gonna be one of those days. Every hard hit ball goes for an out
>>149433887>Bell bottoms came into style, went out of style, and came back into stylegets me every time
>>149433938cubbies gonna break through!!
Doyercholo poster really has a knack for this thing of ours. Iโll be monitoring his career in the bigs moving forward.
Will Freddie Freeman enter the HoF as a Dodger or Brave?
cubbies gonna bust through the crust!
attaboy buschie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah!!!!!!!!!! fuck yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I do not like the Tigers.
Cubs. Royals.
Cubyals.
......
Cubyals?
Cubyals.
thatโs a kekini special
>>149434025only oldfags remember
Philly getting exposed by the Stros
let's go hit this cocksucka, cubbies
Cannot do another Royals season like last one lol
I probably will anyway but they gotta turn this shit around quick or they're gonna come in last or some shit
>>149433981if his career ended right now it would be Braves. If he wins another with LA then it's the Dodgers.
Itโs all up to Seiya now!
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEIYA!!!
take your FUCKing base!!!
deGrom is a CY Young candidate in his rehab year and Rangers won 5 of last 6 series.
>>149434277>almost a full run higher ERAyikes
>>149434298Did he have TJ?
PCA? More like PCIMA (Please Cum In My Ass)
>>149434303and they're still winning
>>149434313jeepus kabeepus...
>>149434317Who have they legitimately defeated? Aren't they one of the teams with the easiest schedules in the first half?
>Rockies don't even have 20 wins yet
>>149434348They actually won 2 games against the vagiants kek
>>149434365imagine losing 1 game against the 2025 rockies, let alone 2 LOL
>>1494343082 months after sign him I think. He played a few games last season at the end.
woo~
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nice hat girls let's go let's go
Yay we're winning!
>Vladdy is hurt
FUCK
>Philthies bout to be not only be swept, but also score zero runs in all 3 Asstro games
Oh I'm Laffin
Why is Cleveland's manager malding again? They hit our top guy twice and we hit theirs once. So really we should get to bean him again still.
SURELY kershaw will get to 3k strikeouts against the rockies
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>>149434622>what should they do with Mookie DFA him itโs Gaped Anysโs turn now.
>>149434622butcher and sell for sausage filling
this ump is gonna fuck us, i can tell
>>149434554tbf his fielders shat the bed today
Yesterday Fedde, Pallante today... Our rotation is terrible.
kersh
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who else has a kershaw?
>all those cheers for Kershaw 's K
Based Dodgers Stadium Rocky Mountains
Holy shit berds your pitcher is shit kek
Attaeye Happ
HEY BOOG THE CUBS ARE BATTING THIS IS A KEY MOMENT IF YOU WANT TO TAKE A BREAK FROM TALKING ABOUT ARENADO AND DRS YOU FAT FUCK
>>149434676Brown...Rea...
>>149434707fuck that. Purple spyderco made in Colorado, USA
>dodgerspics posting their knife collection again
MS-13 fanbase.
Donโt let a game against your biggest rival get in the way of you opining about advanced defense metrics you gross pig
>>149434737raping blob rapes ya
Everyone comment on this thread:
>>149434738so we can get this ogre out of the catalog
>>149434328They have the easiest schedule ahead of them.
You now remember Derek Lowe.
>>149434328They swept the Tigers
2343
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i wish i was as cool as kevin
ENOUGH! I'm going kayaking.
>>149434781that's right puto, chinga tu madre
nice swing gayson! NOT!!!
>8 innings for Gausman
Redemption at last
>>149434790You stealing my idea? I just bumped that shit because of that creature
I think the DOYERS should finish the series with another win!
KKershaw! 6 more Ks to go
They make good knives fuck doyerjorges tho fr
Can we show our EDCD next!?
hit that nigga right on his chicken leg FOH
Digits and Kershaw gives up more runs then he gets strikeouts today
This is absolutely brutal to watch. Havenโt been able to hit out of the infield 3 games running.
K-K-Kershaw! 5 more strikeouts to go!
Willson has really become pathetic hasnโt he?
when is kersh likely to start next?
>8 more weeks of baseslop before the college football season starts.
get a sac fly at least, dookie butts
>all teams playing now except for Mets
noโฆ
>>149435141The Poodres are in their hotel having a sausagefest amongst themselves.
why won't they cover 1st when moggy betts hits it lightly?
Been a while I was busy in the sweltering Summer of 2025.
Might as well double down.
WE'RE ALL BEHIND OUR BASEBALL TEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~
WORLD SERIES BOUND AND PICKING UP STEAM~
GO GETTEM TIGERS~
>>149435141Very weird schedule today, only one night game on a thursday.
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would sex the cubbies sideline girl ngl
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Series win! GG Gords
>>149435248Big Cats Gotta Eat
>>149434971Thatโs what happens when Seattle needs Houston to lose
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imagine living in an apartment right above the stadium though and you can just get drunk on your deck and watch the teamies play
https://youtu.be/QTUA7g1mhcg?si=xe8HWr_BFjxd5ac5
THERE'S A ROAR IN OLE MOTOWN~
THE TIGERS ARE BACK AND THE WORDS GOIN ROUND~
>>149435316doyerpacos will never know that feeling
>>149435316I look like that
>>149435260>>149435316Post ass shot I missed it
>>149435348there was an ass shot? I got pulled away from the tv for a few :(
>>149435316what a qt. is she a new cubes sideline reporter?
>just tuned in
>already down 3-0
All-Star break can't come soon enough for Freeman. Slumped hard.
>Janson Junk
Holy fuckin based name for a pitcher.
>>149435393Sheโs been there a while. She does college football for ESPN as well
>>149435122I hate what college sports have become. I used to be so hype for both the football and basketball seasons but after all the realignment and completely lawless transfer rules along with the playoff they make worse every year its just sucked all the fun out of it. Barley watched any college athletics last season.
>>149435471Got more than I bargained for!
Phillies really not gonna score a run against the trashtros huh...
>>149435471Ancientfags remember when WGN used to show hot goils all the time
Uhhh berdbros I don't feel so good
Wow those apartments are less than 2k for a single bedroomโฆ.
Kershaw not getting a ton of K's, but the pitch count is looking great. He might give em 7.
He turned himself into a pickle! Funniest shit ever!
Post-all star break form came early this year
>>149435544I also looked at prices and units lmao, but those have gotta be on lower floors or without ballpark views (or both). At least thatโs my assumption.
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is keekay only good for october
>>149435544Big city poster here
>>149435549I feel like they don't want him throwing more than about 80 pitches or so
>>149435555>We got *burp* quads morty!!
>>149435555Szechuan sauce โem!
7 hits 2 runs
I donโt like thisโฆ.
clutch moment, so ofc ohtani ain't gonna do shit
>ohtani didn't bring him home
no...
>>149435624Imanaga has been morning down the cards. Only 1 hit allowed.
t. neutralchad
>>149435630like clockwork. stat-padding faggot.
>>149435651they took him out after 5, first start back from rehab
>>149435667what did he miss time with?
>>149432552nepotism alive and well in Colorado, dark days ahead
We could have swept the cusb.
>>149435667Yea just realized that. He looked sharp though.
>>149435675Quad injury they said on air idk the details
I hope Kershaw gets to 3000 in Dodger stadium
kershaw's been stringing together good outings.
incoming back spasms soon.
>>149435405You must prevent the Poodres from making into the playoffs. That's the Jints one job.
I want... one more more K... from Kersh... this inning...
just got here, phillies better fucking score
marschan needs to fucking steal and marsh needs to fucking bunt
Marsh gonna ground this to a double play
>>149435730stfu and just enjoy it while it lasts
KKKKershaw
>>149435758>>149435756How many more? I will tune in to watch if heโs close.
>>149435733shut the fuck up
>>1494357764 more but i wouldn't be surprised if that was his last inning
THE PHILLIES HAVE SCORED
ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT
THE PHILLIES HAVE SCORED
>>149435801hang the banner kek
>>149435565ITS SPHERICAL!
>>149435797no way, he'll be out for the 6th
>scoring a run is like winning the world series for philthykensingtons
>>149435823ur just jealous
cubbies the go ahead run is battingโฆ
Two walksโฆepic! LOCK IN BRAD YOURE BETTER THAN THIS
>>149435840yeah, only 57 pitches so far
umps fucking the berds kek
>>149435886gay berds must be having the time of their lives
>>149435886Yes thatโs why Willson walked on a pitch right down the middle. Grow up scumbag.
attaboy petey!
walk the F### back to the dugout!
>>149435894this is ten times better than yak AI slop well done
phillies are probably going to lose but at least they scored lol
walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!
Freddie breaks his slump and the Dodgers take the lead in Colorado!
>swept by the fucking Marlins
>There was a time when the NBA was way more popular than MLB
season over
fire everyone but the pitching staff
teo needs to get it together man
Teo has been pretty shit for a while now
I take back what I said about Bob Melvin. Heโs a fraud
Having an imagination = pedophilia
based unhinged /mlb/ posters
>>149436098monitoring this post
ump just got his comeuppance
Aircraft carrier comes in clutch again
>>149436098retarded cards didnโt throw home lmao
Good to see Willsonโs still a gigantic retard. Congrats on the walk though!
Pages back to being a nobody
It's time to float Mariners nation.
at least freddie came through but what a wasted opportunity
>10 home game losing streak
bwoh
COMPLETE THIS GAME, KERSH
>>149436340No way, he's losing steam. Best we'll get is the 7th
Die Antwoord pitches now?
STRIIIIIIKE THREEE ON THE OUTSIDE
STEEEEEE-RIKE THREEE
kek rockies
based umpchad just wanting to get this stupid game over with
if I was Kershaw, I'd feel a little dirty if the last few strikeouts for 3K were umpballs, but to be fair, if we removed all the umpballs from the record, he'd probably be at like 1000
>>149436249looks comfy and deserving of the frog treatment
That Castellanos AB was fucking embarrassing.
lol roberts wants kershaw to get 3k at dodger stadium
he'll pitch one more inning and get one more strikeout. 3k at home baby.
>>149436473nah, his day is over
>>149436482No one getting fired until Dombrowski is canned
>>149436466Can't he just wait till the series against the Astros?
Astros win!!
ggs Phils see yal next season
Another series sweep for the boys. Pitching truly carried us this series, shoutout Cam for coming in the clutch. See yal tomorrow Cubbiebears
>>149436490>69 pitchesI'm sure he'll start the 7th at least
>>149436466>next home series, the one he'll probably be in is against the white soxlol doesn't count
ohtani dinger incoming, screenshot this
>>149436548nah, he only hits dingers when up by more than 5+ runs
>spends $200M to build a roster
>it stinks
>needs another $110M to paper over his mistakes
>now has a $310M payroll for a team that is old, slow, often injured, plays poor defense, and can only win games one way
>
>meanwhile...
>
>rays are a half-game behind the yankees and are doing it with one-third the payroll
There is no general manager in any sport who does less with more resources than Brian Cashman.
wouldn't it be funny if the cardinals came back and won it here? haha what a laugh that would be
jung hoooooooo
willyyyyyyyyyy
>>149436570>>149436548well shit.....when pigs fly i guess
>>149436548good job anon
>>149436570apologize NOW
doyeraryans make ya seethe
Garbage time Ohtani at it again
Miss me yet Phillies fans? How's Dave treating ya?
>hits a dinger in a close game
every dog has its day
4j8s5
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>>149436494Firing Dombrowski won't solve anything. Middleton is being a cheap piece of shit like usual. Philly has a middling farm system but they also don't want to give up any of those prospects in trades nor do they want to bring up any of those prospects because of service time but they also don't want to spend "needlessly" in FA. They let Hoffman walk because they thought he was too expensive and brought in a bunch of journeymen and a reclamation project in Romano and it's worked about as well as you would expect. Kyle Tucker's on the trade market and Philly watches him leave to Chigago because they didn't want to part with any top prospect and instead grabbed the cheaper Keplar who's been complete dogshit. That's now how World Series contenders operate. I honestly think if Dombrowski had free reign the team would be much better but he's being handcuffed and anybody who replaces him is also going to be handcuffed.
No I'm killing this thread
>>149436249Today we're all Mariners fans.