Thread 149427553

waiting for ciclismo edition

>Current and upcoming races
21.06 - 01.07 National Championships
03.07 - 06.07 Sibiu Cycling Tour 2.1
05.07 - 27.07 Tour de France 2.UWT
06.07 - 13.07 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT
06.07 - 13.07 Tour of Magnificent Qinghai 2.Pro
06.07 Argenta Classic - Deurne 1.1 WE
09.07 - 13.07 Tour of Austria 2.1
16.07 - 20.07 Baloise Ladies Tour 2.1 WE
19.07 La Périgord Ladies 1.1 WE
20.07 La Picto - Charentaise 1.1 WE
21.07 Clàssica Terres de l'Ebre 1.1
25.07 Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika 1.1
26.07 - 03.08 Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT
6.07 - 30.07 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro
27.07 Vuelta a Castilla y Leon 1.1
02.08 Donostia San Sebastian Klasikoa 1.UWT
04.08 - 10.08 Tour de Pologne 2.UWT
05.08 - 09.08 Vuelta a Burgos 2.Pro
06.08 - 08.08 Tour de l'Ain 2.1 M
06.08 - 10.08 Trans-Himalaya Cycling Race 2.1
06.08 - 17.08 Volta a Portugal em Bicicleta 2.1
07.08 - 10.08 Arctic Race of Norway 2.Pro
12.08 - 14.08 Tour de Pologne Women 2.1 WE
12.08 - 16.08 PostNord Tour of Denmark 2.Pro
14.08 - 17.08 Czech Tour 2.1
15.08 - 17.08 Tour de Romandie Féminin 2.WWT
15.08 Grote Prijs Yvonne Reynders 1.1 WE
15.08 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro
17.08 La Polynormande 1.1
17.08 ADAC Cyclassics 1.UWT
19.08 - 22.08 Tour du Limousin-Périgord - Nouvelle Aquitaine 2.1
20.08 - 24.08 Lidl Deutschland Tour 2.Pro
20.08 - 24.08 Renewi Tour 2.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/kCgLX5Pn

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>149363351

Hello.

Is Uzbekistan the next hotspot of elite rouleurs?

UCI, please, do something about it. it hurts to look at this

>>149428155
was kinda missing some bonkers stuff from eurobike until I saw this abomination

ominous

the legendary SEMEN Simon was very close to NC title, but alas

Somehow missed the story of MVDP abusing teenage girls and getting arrested in australia. Surprised that's not a cyc meme.

>>149428271
it is. also, it was rather other way around

>>149427553 (OP)
Even Astanas token chink delivered and placed 2nd in both NCs catapulting him into the top 20 before Higuita (shame on him)

>>149428339
also Bettiol with an absolute KWAB season so far letting Vino down big time despite being one of the top earners probably. Hope they gave everyone a small base salary with huge bonuses for UCI points scored

>>149428225
kek is this a kids bike?

>>149428259
>it’s real
bruh some parents just want their kids bullied

"Given my current level... I was transparent with the team. In any case, they share my values, my data, and so we decided together to skip the Tour this year," Gaudu said in words to L'Équipe. "Going there just to finish is pointless".

"It's obviously a big disappointment. Especially since the Tour is passing through Bretagne this year and my loved ones were going to be able to come and see me"

>be gaudu
>tank and backstab the whole team to be the sole survivor
>skip the tour de france because you're not good enough

what did he mean by this

>>149428155
wowze such innovation such novelty

>>149428764
the Gaudufather

sweet free points

Kwabsia at it again

>>149428464
like you and your cross-board stalking of me? very creepy fren

>>149427708
Please refrain from such postings forever

>>149430161
lol

>italian riders in the 90s
Almost as bad as the spanish in the 2000s

Watched US Marshals (1998). Not a patch on The Fugitive. Would not recommend. Need some tdf pronto

>>149430161
this would be extra funny if it was the real Carsten Ramelow

no contract riders having much cooler designed kits than teams swimming in money (uae)

>>149430672
>rim brakes
heh, nice

>>149430672
looks like something made out of recycled plastics

>>149429883
You got nowhere to hide coomerbert

>>149430672
If you're willingly riding a Bianchi for a TT you're probably not getting a contract

How is the TV production of the french TT NC mogging big WT races

>>149428271
One of the worst cases of not paying attention.

>>149431101
Turns out Italy and Spain are third world countries.

>4 intermediate points in a 26km TT
Not really necessary

The 2024 Danish TT NC has finally been decided by the UCI [Skjelmose retains title after having previously lost it on appeal]
https://www.feltet.dk/incoming/breaking-afgoerelse-i-dm-sagen-om-enkeltstarten/10864624
Video:
https://sport.tv2.dk/cykling/2024-12-04-vinder-fik-frataget-dm-guldet-nu-skal-sagen-genbehandles

>>149431141
complete clown fiesta

Seixas first at T1

excessive info on a screen 2bh

>>149431257
this pleases my autism

Reminder that Seixas is 18

>>149431297
so legal, thats nice

Armirail pas normal

>>149431302
Age of consent is 15 in both France and Denmark

>>149431335
it just rolls off the tongue

>>149431365
true, but he travels a lot so its good to be on the safe side all over the world.

allez Kevin

Armirail wins

Podium place for Seixas

Vauquelin chuted apparently

very good performance from Kevin, all things considered

top 10

>preemptively signing 16 y/o
how desperate are they?

>>149431257
every ITT should be like this

>>149431656
Another young talent ruined by INEOS, but he was very sulphurous just last week

How come Bissegger is good in UAE Tour but shit in every other TT

>>149431723
Many such cases of peaking Jan-Feb

See WELSFORD, Samuel

>>149431723
>How come Bissegger is good in a pancake flat TT but shit if there's even the hint of a climb

finally bike in Realini's size

>>149431656
fucking kek, this is borderline grooming.

>>149428764
I wonder if his numbers are what they were years ago. He seems to be in freefall. Such a shame. I liked him a lot.

>>149431866
imagine her with that BBC (big basketballer cyclist)

>>149432026
>2 front breaks
seems excessive even for a big guy like him

>>149432076
hooked, that's nice

>>149432076
Her facial bone structure is mesmerising

>>149432091
cool promo photo 2bh

Cort means "card" in danish in pronounciation thereby the joke

>Arnaud De Lie has broken the vicious circle: "I set the bar too high for myself and wondered who I was cycling for"

>"My state of mind is completely different now. Before the break after Gent-Wevelgem I was going around in circles and hanging my head a bit. You're in a vicious circle then, but now things are going much better."
>"I just couldn't get stuck in the negative anymore. You do that by pulling yourself up on small things. For example, I was too hard on myself, because when I came in 4th, I wasn't just disappointed, but angry with myself."

>"If people tell you to perform better, you can get angry and wonder why they are blaming you. That's one way to do it. I took it too personally and set the bar too high."

>"But in the Tour de Suisse my mentality was different. The Arnaud of the Algarve and the one of Switzerland are completely different."


De Lie bros... we are SO BACK

Estonian cheesy feet rouleurs anyone?

>>149432375
for the sixth time in a single year or something

>>149432375
>Arnaud De Lie has broken
fucking cheeky journo. for 0.1 seconds I thought he was after having a massive chute

>>149432375
So it was a mechanical in the head. Sprinters are really prone to this huh?

>>149432723
>Sprinters are really prone to this huh?
many such cases. once sprinter caught a weakminditis, it's over.

>>149432091
Kek now it's a feature

>>149432855
>make new dangerous technology
>kill a few pros with it
>now customers are willing to pay extra for implementation of older safer tech
sounds like black mirror episode

>>149430672
Rim Chads rise up

I got a big scare today Berts. I was preparing my bike to go on holiday (I will go saturday morning) and suddenly my Di2 just completely died. Totally unresponsive to anything, total disaster. I managed to reset it by unplugging and replugging the battery, but then a bit later it happened again. I thought my Di2 was randomly crashing out so I was getting very worried. I dont want to have to take out the seat post and do the battery thing mid ride, and I was worrying that something was broken and this was only going to get worse. Turns out that the problem is the Di2 connecting to my phone. I can replicate it perfectly, after connecting to the phone it just dies and has to be reset. Really stupid bug desu, but I am very glad I found out about it. Maybe this can help some Berts who run into this in the future.

>>149433214
sram chads can't stop winning

>his derailleur connects to his phone
Lol, lmao even

>>149433005
I thought spesh always had hooked rims.
>>149433214
Good for me that I only experience snapped shifter cables (happened twice already, thanks shimano). I just download a new shifter cable from the internet.

>>149434049
These new shifters are terrible, my cables break all the time

>>149434049
Indeed roval has never made a hookless rim

All the NC results have been completely predictable so far but I suppose that's just TT's in a nutshell. Hopefull the RR's are going to be a blast.

>>149431876
i've officially joined the sex-ass hype train, son of avecs

>>149427553 (OP)
UNO XXX

Has anyone seen this?

This can't be real....

Here's the actual URL:
https://specializedviip-us.shop/

>>149436073
Tarmac SL8 w/ Dura Ace for a grand?

>>149436073
Not clicking that

>>149436073
You should be perma'd for this post

>>149435011
Race of Truth and all that.

>>149436073
kys

Puppy paws were kino. Never forget what they took from you.

>>149437830
I do this all the time its so kino. Shocking how much faster you can go just by getting in this position.

>>149437947
I didnt much because british roads are very uneven and I felt unsafe. But I also didn't ride 35hr a week on smooth european roads. I don't think it even caused any crashes. Anything for an insecure pack of swiss turds to flex their power anyhow.

>>149436073
literally not even trying

>>149436073
thanks, just got a new sl8 for under 1k. thankfully i had some prepaid gift cards laying around

I was hoping the new Hincapie team would at least have an interesting kit but it looks kind of unimaginative. Once again I hope for performance's sake they offer some sort of alternate white kit. I cannot imagine riding around all summer in a black kit. Minimalisim in cycling kits often just comes off as quite low budget. Anyone could have made this Hincapie team kit. Honestly if the sponsors allow I think good cycling kit kind of needs to be a bit strange or inventive, different enough from regular clothes, patterns, and color distribution; because it is not regular clothes in fit or form and any attempt to render it familiar is likely to come off as insincere or lazy. As a sort of contrapositional example, some of the recent Lotto kits have been quite good despite being simple color blocking. However, they are so positively received because of their callback to vintage cycling kits, respectful of history without being so derivative; and the color patterning is certainly not something found in regular clothes but is clearly a piece of cycling equipment.

Basically it is so tiresome to see a NEW team, an AMERICAN team, doing things a little DIFFERENT, and have their kit just be black with some silly gold design.

>>149440394
Tiresome but wholly expected. And the kit is reminiscent of but inferior to the crit team Denver Disruptors

>https://www.cyclingnews.com/news/totalenergies-logo-to-appear-on-ineos-grenadiers-jersey-for-tour-france-in-workaround-of-uci-title-sponsor-rules/
>The TotalEnergies logo will appear on the Ineos Grenadiers team jersey for the 2025 Tour de France as part of a sponsorship deal that will boost the British team's budget for 2025 and beyond after a solution was found to workaround the UCI sponsorship rules.
>Ineos Grenadiers hired a sports marketing agency to hunt for a major sponsor that could contribute around £20 million in funding to ensure the team has a budget that can compete with UAE Team Emirates, Lild-Trek, and other super teams.

Inshallah, sounds like Remco money.

>>149440394
Is it black? It looks like a wine in the photos I've seen, like a deep burgundy

>>149440394
just a smidgen of colour and pastiche please. that's all a pro jersey needs for me to like it.

>>149440427
totally agree, this is a UScrit-core jersey. not a good thing.

Is this beauty worth $850?
>Up for sale is my 1988 Colnago Supermissio Columbus SL frame refurbished in a wine color with Colnago TIME carbon fork; chrome back stays; 54CM size-21” frame best for a person with 31-32 inch inseam and height between 5’9” to 6’0”. It has a carbon Campy seat post with like new Selle Italia white saddle to match the white cork handlebars. A beautiful vintage Italian bike. It has 8 speed Dura Ace STI shifters, brake calipers, chain ring, bottom bracket and spin true on Shimano 600 hubs on Aurora Alloy matching rims on very excellent 700x23C Vittoria open Corsa EVO clincher tires. Cassette is like new. It has the TIME Mul-tire Reflex sport clipless pedals but would look nice with Silver/Black Campy, Mitche, or Kyokuto Pro Vic II if one wanted to run without clipless pedals. Front and back working lights just installed. Two water bottle bosses on the frame. It Breaks my heart to let this bike go but ALAS I needed a 58CM and thought I could make do with this but will have to let this nice bike go. I will entertain trades for a 58 or 59Cm Colnago Dream Lux or a fine Italian bike with Campy Record or Chorus, Ultegra, or Dura Ace components with nice hubs and rims. Price is $850.00. Ride around in style!

>>149441965
https://austin.craigslist.org/bik/d/austin-vintage-colnago-supermissio/7860181851.html

>>149440482
kinda sovl

>>149438025
>I don't think it even caused any crashes
I can only recall couple of chutes related to supertuck too. they just hate fun

>>149440482
doesn't his new team get in trouble sooner or later with the UCI if they literally have Lance as sponsor?

>>149442965
>"As of now, our understanding is that this venture is outside the UCI jurisdiction and that of any WADA Code signatory. So, the lifetime ban on Lance Armstrong under the WADA Code is not implicated," a USADA spokesperson told Cycling Weekly on Wednesday evening, before highlighting that the situation could change if the team is granted a UCI licence once the registration process is complete.

>Hincapie later told The Escape Collective that he and his team of associates had been "fully transparent" during the UCI registration process with the new project. "I am part-owner of the podcast along with Lance," he said. "I saw it as an opportunity to promote the team through those channels and gain more support through that outlet, as we have a big viewership during the Tour. No other affiliation beyond that. Looking forward to a great show this year talking about the Tour."

>"The UCI registration process is still underway, and all sponsorship arrangements are part of that review," he added. "We've been fully transparent about the structure and are working with our legal team to ensure everything meets their requirements. We're very excited about what we're building and the momentum we have so far to help support cycling here in the USA and abroad."

>>149443032
Will the Saudis have to bow to the UCI when they create their cycling calendar? Maybe they can bring back Lance

>>149440394
Bring back Jelly Bean and other meme kits. Even US postal had a cool kit. 7/11 too. EF have cool kits.

>>149440536
Remco to UAE on the account he's now a heathen. Match made in heaven. Remco leading Poocunt out on the tour. Cursed but realistic.

>>149443364
more funny if he did a bahrain. and better for the sport

>>149443367
then Jayco-Alula could also be a possibility, since it's Saudi team

>>149443412
AlUla Tour announces a koers with 3 TT's, each 40k long.

UAE TdF team announced.

>>149443609
choo choo
good train that

>>149443609
thick, solid

>>149443609
I would have taken Bjerg over one of the climbers for more pulling power on the flat, but I guess his form is shit.
Looking forward to Narvaez, his uphill sprint to launch Pog at the Dauphine was kino.

>>149443775
>TT specialist OTLing ITT
beyond funny

>>149443775
Wellens could probably do it all alone. Narvaez + Wellens for flats and hills is just bonkers.

imagine a UAE B team

Ayuso
Del Toro
McNulty
Vine
Morgado
Majka
Vermeersch
Oliveira

>>149443827
>2 broken collarbones
>1 fistfight
>several betrayals
>lots of frowning

>>149443827

C team

Christen
Großschartner
Baroncini
Molano
Bjerg
Oliveria
Arrieta
Covi

better then the french teams

UAE special TdF jersey, because every team must have one now

>>149444239
whats with the trend of making the jerseys look dirty on purpose? I noticed it at the giro already where the purple and pink jerseys look like the rider lost 80g of salt

>>149444239
just threw some dirt on it innit. at least pissma tried

>>149443609
How many top 10 GC finishers?

>>149444259
tree

>>149444890
You'd think Vingegaard is french the way Gouvenou keeps picking Vingegaard climbs

>>149444239
it looks like bidon mold

Let's be honest, the most likely scenario isn't that Sola is some kind of god bringing sports science/medicine to a new level, but rather he brought UAE/Pogacar's training to Visma's level. He probably couldn't believe his eyes and luck when he found out what they'd been doing with Pogacar up to that point. Wasn't he even at Visma right around the time of fish's emergence?

Obviously this scenario will be too painful for some people to accept, so they have to paint Sola as the most intelligent person to ever exist.

>>149445266
its very easy for me to believe san millan is a complete fraud actually

>>149445266
Considering they were using carbohydrate drink powder for taste in the bidons instead of whole servings for performance in 2019/2020, I think it's safe to say until very recently they were faaar behind the curve. Now they're probably giving poocunt the same cancer and heart treatment as jumbo from. And god knows what else. Poocunts rise in performance is staggering.

If Pogi achives 8 W/kg on Peyragudes Javier Sola should get the nobel prize in medicine

For me, the most important thing mou has ever said, is that not only was Pogacar's training sub-optimal, lowering his ceiling, but that he was overtrained at altitude, coming down fatigued, which then had a compounding effect throughout the tour. If that was actually verified under Sola and it actually happened multiple times, it's completely unacceptable and I can't understand how the bald fraud hasn't been fired from the team. In general I can't believe riders are still willingly being trained by him, after seeing Pogacar's transformation.

>>149443807
The ultimate fraud

>remco has been national TT champion only once in his career
Odd

>>149445679
There have been obstacles

>>149443609
The smirking satan knows no humility

>>149444119
our boy Julius can't even make the C team

good fucking morning

>>149445374
More talking in terms of acknowledging Pogacar's superiority compared to fish and in general.

>>149445729
Even the D-team is better than Cofishit

>>149445767
Good morning Bert

>>149445767
Sunday is gonna be awful. The humidity might even be worse than the temperature.

D-team

Torres
Novak
Johansen
Laengen
Herregodts
Schwarzbacher
Pericas
Giaimi

>>149445777
Johansen
Torres
Schwarzbacher
Herregodts
Novak
Marivoet
Pericas
Giami

its close. depends on how much you rate the youngins

>>149445826
PPATTT, I talked about this seconds ago

E-team

Marivoet
Almutaiwei
Jasim Al-Ali
Fabries
Stella
Sambinello
Ramírez
Ravbar

Only ones left out are Staes and Freire, who have zero points

>>149445880
They are all an e-team since they all ride on e-bikes

https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/markus-maeuibo

>How many vowels do you want?
>-Yes

>>149445880
>blocks your path

Spanish TT NC
https://www.youtube.com/live/xAD1nSMsbFk

>>149445985
It's a mountain TT. I wonder what Torres can do

undefeated

>>149445020
This. Wtf is wrong with nu-designers, is it a reflection of the state of the world?

They don't care at all in Spain. Zero info on screen even at the finish

>22 11 33
curious

>>149446047
They care more than Germany, we don't even have a stream.

Romeo wins

The winner changed like 3 times on PCS so far

what's going on?

>>149446481
ROMEO might have won the MU category

looks like veloggombling legend BALDERSTONE got it

>>149446510
No FUCKING way

>>149446517
yes fucking way!

>>149446532
lest we forget

They lost some of the riders' time apparently

>>149446546
>>149446561
> A partir de Abel Balderstone los ciclistas han salido de 2 en 2 minutos pero el cronometraje en meta no lo ha tenido en cuenta, por eso se ha caído el sistema.

>>149446571
how is this allowed

This guy is not spanish

>>149446613
his fight is rather tragic. only 2 years between these photos

>>149446635
Kwab

>>149446635
lmfao

https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/rizky-ridho-riyadiyanto

my boy Triple R with the coolest name in cycling

>>149446881
>Rizky

>>149446881
imagine a chinese guy trying to say his name

Remco already 26s ahead at T1

New UAE TT helmet

>>149447024
Bee protection status?

>>149447024
thinks of the watts he's losing with all that knuckle hair

National TTs should be not be a hill climb desu

>>149447186
you brits luv your hill climbs it seems

>>149447149
We have been over this so many times. Hair is aero.

Remco will probably never wear his NC jersey in any TTs

Vermeersch 2nd despite crashing. UAE have a good protocol

>>149447442
He will have to, after he gets beaten by FOSS again

Fads about to start

Price Pejtersen redemption arch?

Bjerg the national traitor

>>149447680
we need a black jersey for him

>>149447513
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/world-championship-itt/2025/result/info/profiles

route looks good
what is that cobbles? can't be gravel that would be ridiculous
anyway no way any jobber is winning on that course.

Holm spotted
Also Mads rapid at T1

>Meme Toft Madsen
just retire literally who old man

Albert looking pretty chunky. No wonder his bby giro climbing wasnt the best.

Need Mads to do the NC double

Niklas Larsen is flying this season. Had written him off entirely.

Holy fuck bjerg is shit

>>149448064
He's a climbing domestique now.

>>149448062
I had written Mads off after København sprint, he looked so shit

>>149428155
>UCI wants to make peloton slower
>ban skinny bars
>legalize super aero frames
?

are they the most retarded governing body ever?

>>149448114
FIFA

>>149433214
its over

If Mads looses this to fucking Niklas Larsen fraud i will seethe

JUST

BORNHOLM BORNHOLM BORHOLM DU MII'N DAAJLISTE FEERIEØØØØ

>>149448179
kek

>>149448179
Why does he cut his hair like that

>>149448196
like what? A buzzcut?

Mads looked cooked now

>>149448179
thats a rough 28

GCN actually doing interesting analysis of Pogi's seeming switch to seated attacks this season.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7EYFjkXpYc

BREAKING: Gianetti was doped
https://www.franceinfo.fr/sports/cyclisme/cyclisme-revelations-sur-le-passe-trouble-de-mauro-gianetti-le-manager-de-tadej-pogacar_7339404.html

Huge revelation

fuck

Mads danish TT NC
giga based

>>149448282
Hvad mener du fuck
MWW = SOVL

>>149448310
luv mads but I'm a BHS–PL Beton Bornholm fan

>>149448324
Cringe

>>149448344
no u

>>149448324
der er lort på flaget

>>149448362
Everything about your island is overrated as fuck

>>149448464
I agree Sjælland is not that great.

what can I do when on my ride I see a pigeon on the road that looks hurt or like it has a broken wing or something as it's just sitting there looking around

>>149448708
Snap it’s neck and bring it home to eat

>>149448708
you can stop being a faggot

>>149448708
Wonder how a caring God can create an uncaring world.

>>149448708
don’t bring it to a vetinair they’ll hate you for it

>>149448236
Bert, I...

>>149448708
put it in a trashbag and do some CO-rebreathing training with him until he is released of his suffering

Pogacar in one month:

>>149449292
Pogacar at the end of week 1

>>149449292
Why would he show how many bones he will break in his chute brutale in Normandie

>>149448196
low maintenance. saved watts.
all those idiots burning matches washing and grooming their hair.

>>149448708
be happy that some scavenger will get an easy meal that day.

Something is not right

>>149449747
Kek. Did you know a Dutchman once won the Belgian NC?

My town getting tdf fever

40 out of the 198 riders (20%) of the TdF 2015 are not yet retired

Jonas in drag wins german womans itt nationals

14th July 2015, stage to La Pierre Saint-Martin. At 10k to go, almost all at the same time, Bardet, Pinot and Péraud all explode and drop from the peloton on the last climb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TvEGBDm2uw

5 laps to go

>>149449781
I had to find out how to even buy a ticket to use it to the TGV station at the edge of the city, because it's only free for locals.

>>149451669
Never understood why they didn't make it free for everyone

Thinking about going to eurobike tomorrow. Are trade shows any good?

>>149452997
Get as much free stuff as possible, just ask, you're entitled to it.

>>149452997
Not the ones in Prague, they gradually declined and were 80% ebikes/cargos

>>149453145
>stuff
Like what, an inner tube?

>tattoo of the date he started dating Oumi
This gigasimp is gonna be soon covered in tattoos and do ramadan for his wife

>>149453346
but tattoos are haram habibi

Mexican looking Portuguese dopeur steals national jersey from Gran Volta superstar Rafael REIS. For shame.

.

>>149453346
He's way behind the curve.

Wasn't tattoos kinda rare in the pro peloton until semi recently?

>>149454281
Yes

>>149453235
tracevelo nerded out at a Chinese booth about shifter cable to hydraulical brake converter and they gave him the sample. you might emphasize that you are an influencer from a popular cycling forum.

>>149454327
this is disgusting

>>149453922
There is something about the curvature found between Puck's breast and stomach, stomach and hips, hips and thighs, thighs and divine, and finally the topography of the divine itself, that I honestly without irony hold to be truly exceptional among all expressions of the female form. I make this comment with all genuine appreciation of what I believe to be exceptional.

Who did the best naked-on-a-bike photo shoot?
>CIPOLLINI
>FROOME
>ABRAHAMSEN

After being single for a few months I have begun to strongly experience not loneliness but an intense desire for physical touch at all times. This has been particularly keen in viewing riders being embraced by their loved ones at the finish line. Burning through my core are the images of a manicured hand caressing an ear, a jaw, the nape of the neck. Electricity sparks across my skin as I imagine the soft welcoming touch of fingers surrounding the ear, palm cushioning the chin, the hand becoming taut as it traces the base of the skull, leading to firm but passionate pressure through the neck, fingers moving through the base of the hair, the zenith of the vertebrae, the resilient muscles of the neck gladly submitting to that strength beginning with the hand and ending with the furious press of lips.

>>149453346
I would profane my physical being for her.

>>149454598
https://youtu.be/7-lCDIl1KJ8?si=cikJy48oPF3zSY6O&t=375
>aliexpress knockoff of trp hyrd calipers for $30 a pair
Can't wait for the video where he enthusiastically recommends them because they only took 6 hours to install and lasted an entire week before exploding.

>>149454634
>>149453922
>huge but droopy tits
>slim yet somehow still built like a refrigerator
>big thighs if your into that
>labia probably destroyed just like all female riders
meh

>>149454987
>destroyed labia
nice, sign me up

>>149454327
What happened at his hip? Major surgery from a crash?

>>149457618
just looks like a fresh injury with some skin loss, nothing too bad

Burger hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqashW66D7o

>halfway through changing cables on my old beater
>realize the shitmano cable kits don't come with those little rubber donuts that keep the cables from rattling on the frame
>have to drive 5 miles tomorrow to ask the LBSniggers for "little rubber donuts"
>will probably cost ten bucks

Cyc, what was the greatest breakaway ever?

>>149459614
>old beater
>attempting any sort of maintenance on it
you need a more abusive relationship with it. run it into the ground

>>149460190
that was a goody

The /cyc/ office has just informed me that watching the Mainova
IRONMAN EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS Frankfurt, which starts tomorrow at 6h20 local time, is obligatory. I expect your full commitment. This implies naturally, that the schedule and list of favourites from mens pro field need to be in the next OP. Thanks.

>>149461551
>pissswim
really now

>>149459646
Froome Sagan Bodnar Thomas

Its too hot and windy outside to ride today. Guess ill be on the rape machine.

Mashallah

How does he know all of this?

>>149462147
for the love of god stop posting this retard

They know that De ROOIJ is gone, but do they know that the youthful legs of an aging champion is closing the gap at an alarming rate?

>>149454609
you might prefer this

>>149462238
you call yourself a cyclist but you dont even have a chest heart rate monitor tanline? pathetic

moldy Pog

>>149462644
UAE bidons with that design when (so you won't notice the mold build up anymore)

>>149461652
I shall have you reported ti HR.

>>149462644
i understand the design now. camouflage the salt burns

>>149462644
looks heavy desu

>Long-mom didnt win the Uzbeki roadrace, finishing 2nd
devastated for my queen, at least she came through in the time-trial. way to go mom!

>>149463231
LMAO
imagine this happened in a men's race, dopage squeaking would be through the roof

>>149463231
lmfao

>>149463231
not kool

Euro Kim kwab

>>149463226
Fuck you

>>149463226
What is her current feet status? Cheesy or fungal?

>>149459646
Pontarlier 2001

>>149463512
Little sis got 6th place, she needs to retire and have my babies.

>>149463539
tootsie forecast is sandy with a 100% chance of mayonnaise showers

Reminder that even Lance lost time in flat stages when they went to Normandy in 2002

>The thing is, the national championships race never happened. It appears that the Uzbekistan National Federation decided to submit results to the UCI anyway for the national championships. Last week, the UCI found out that the race never happened and removed the points gained.
How did they almost get away with it? Maybe long-mom didnt lose after all? I need evidence, anyone have a link to the 2025 uzbeki road race?
https://globalpeloton.substack.com/p/the-case-of-the-fabricated-national

gotta hand it to this dude, he's been sticking with this gimmick for like 5 years already

>>149463745
He's forcing wayyy too much. Also he's whiteknighting super hard on Twitter. Wonder how he can have so much free time, probably on disability pension or something

So r*ssia got banned from cycling and national championships because they started a war. Fair enough. Their sponsor also got banned, right? I'm not sure. But why do the jews still have it?

what the fuck is her problem

he finna decimate this kid

>>149463231
>>149463285
Squeaking does not apply to sprinters my friend.

>>149463823
O vey!
Stop noticing things. Very antisemitic.

https://www.dr.dk/sporten/dm-ugen/politiet-underskylder-motorcykel-der-naer-kostede-mads-pedersen-et-styrt-og
This is the most FADS thing Mads has done
>get the fuck out of the way spectator pleb walkie

>>149464155
mads did nothing wrong here tho

>>149464190
Indeed
Both UCI and DCU has said he did nothing wrong and the police has given an apology to Mads

>>149462644
Im still so appalled by this design im actually interested in who designed it and what the thinking was. Is it PISSei who designed this?
If they went with the same bad pattern but a more fluo color it wouldnt be half as bad.

>>149464278
I bet it was Big Mold operative

>>149464305
lol. I also virtually never see any amateur riding in these team outfits. Is there an actual market for this?

>>149464278
>what the thinking was
make a horrible design so that pig will want to be in yellow from stage 2. It's genius

>"I don't think I suffered any consequences. I do have a very sore arm, neck and shoulder, but I think everything is still intact," she told NOS. "I can still move it, but I never trust myself. My pain threshold is quite good, so I am always a bit careful. I have often said that everything was fine and then afterwards I had broken things."
>Asked by NOS whether she regretted starting the race, she replied honestly: "At this moment I think 'damn, I should have stayed home'."
>With many riders and teams trying to avoid a sprint, the women's road race was an attacking affair, including from Vollering, and ultimately the tension in the peloton led to the late crash.
>"It's never chill," she told Wielerflits of the race. "They went down in front of me, and there was no escape at 50 kilometers per hour. I think it was not that bad, I managed to save myself and lay myself down neatly on the floor."
>Vollering admitted to Wielerflits that when she crashed, she did briefly worry about the Tour, but quickly realised she had not done any serious damage.
>"But once I was on the ground, I thought 'I think I'm okay'. Then it's more like a sigh and you think 'okay, luckily everything is fine'," she said. "I was lying at the bottom and tried to protect my head a bit. I hoped that nothing sharp would come at me."
>As long as post-race examinations don't reveal any further injuries, Vollering is set to head to altitude training camp shortly, as she builds up towards trying to win a second Tour de France title.
>"Fortunately, the first week at altitude is always mainly about adapting and taking it easy. It will be fine and it will not get in the way of the program too much," she said to NOS. "The body has to recover and that costs extra energy, but that is sometimes part of it."

>>149464471
he'll ride in rainbow anyway

>>149464495
Can't they fuck up the rainbow too? Or is the design strict?

>>149464530
>Or is the design strict?
yeah, it's tightly regulated by UCI

>>149464481
>"My pain threshold is quite good, so I am always a bit careful. I have often said that everything was fine and then afterwards I had broken things."
tramadol queen

>>149464155
He was lucky it was just a little 13 year old and not a huge boomer lardass

>>149464540
Oh, a bunch of people always bitch about their national championship designs. I guess they can't fuck up the rainbow at least

>>149464590
>they can't fuck up the rainbow at least
They can still doodle all over it

>>149464590
>they can't fuck up the rainbow at least

>>149464155
wew

>>149464633
>get a sex toy company as a sponsor
>fill shirt with dildos and shit

>>149464703
lmfao didn't even budge. imagine the balance

>>149464835
Mass Pedersen

>>149464869
I still miss him

>>149464897
Me too

>>149464155
Can't remember last time DK police apologized for anything. Mads is getting too powerful.

bridegroom getting hosed

>>149464219
He should get a key to the city yoo6

>>149464984
>key to the city
GTBSG reference WOOOoo

>>149464958
Not much choice when your misdeed is caught on camera and plain for everyone to see

>>149465030
That does not matter for the police here under normal circumstances.

>>149465030
>he said Perle

>>149464958
Kongen af Holbæk
Sjællands hærfører
Efterkommer af Hildetand
Kyllingens lærling

Kek that Benjamin Noval kid is already quite good at 16 years old. Unfortunately Ineos already locked him up

>>149465319
>quite good
not quiet the words i would use

>>149465518
wait till you learn who his dad is

>>149465071
Did someone finally do the start-doping-before-puberty-to-beat-the-bloodpassport strat?

>>149465834
oops
>>149465687

>>149465834
of course no, don't be silly

thicc

>>149465902
i'm honestly surprised there are not more abusive sportsdads who turn their kids into science experiments to live vicariously through them. given the pure amount of these types at least a few of them must've put some HGH in their kids wheaties

Joelle kinda tall

Le Net wins

>>149466160
top 10

>>149466261
where everyone

>>149466261
rolling my eyes at the result of eglantine

>>149466398

sovl

>>149466398
the kid could draft his dad if he was in the back

Van Poppel wins?

>>149466448
yep, Van Poppel wins

Van Poppel beat the Vismoids!

>>149466448
>national race only chance to see Dutch riders at home
don't Amstel me, that race is somewhere in the German-Belgian borderlands far away.

>>149466448
top 10

>>149466506

>What is Tour of Holland

>>149466448
mfw I study in Wageningen and could have been there had I not traveled

>>149466576
this isn't getting cancelled because your politie is lazy as fuck at closing roads? also
>2 ITTs
>Stage 4 | VAM-Berg - VAM-Berg

>>149466537
Kooij stocks in free fall, Decathlon on suicide watch

>>149466747
Just imagine how bad Kooij'll be after he transitions

Liane dropped

>>149466160
That hot summer night in Wollongong

Liane sisters, not like this

>>149466372
break made it basically

obligatory Lamborghini NC title

ULLE

>>149467362
He dyes his hair?

STOP IT

>>149467685
what's her deal?

>>149467694
She's taken the Path of the Bimbo. Many such cases

I've seen that script before

>>149467920
Kid is getting to sit in lidl's car for the road race NC.

How are my fellow berts coping with the heat?

>>149467920
Who was in the wrong here

>>149468144
Danish police. PPATTT

>>149468144
Looks like mad is on the bikelane?

Franziska thermonuclear

>>149468163
>- My first reaction when I reached the finish line was to grab the DCU chairman and tell him about the situation.
>- I couldn't have done anything. I was pressured to do it. So it was either I crashed and ran into these people, or I tried to save it.

He just told them it was okay.

Franziska KOCH wins

are those handlebars even legal

velogame is open btw

Carapaz DNS TdF

>Richard Carapaz will miss this year’s Tour de France after developing a gastrointestinal infection while training at home in Ecuador.
>“We’re all gutted for Richard,” said EF Pro Cycling CEO Jonathan Vaughters.
kek. nice choice of words

>>149469384
Vauquelin only 6???

>>149469849
>>149469792
Blood values must have been off the sharts

>>149469384
The choice between Pog + Ving and Pog + Remco I think will say a lot about what kind of goombler you are; at the very least whether you submit wholly to Allah Subhanahu wa ta'ala or not.

>>149469850
Clearly he peaked too early. Do you even pay attention?

>>149469908
Yes I do. Do NOT say that to me

>>149469866
Knowers will choose Ving + Remco.

I'm picking Rog. gonna be fun

>>149470044
One last ride.

>>149470169
a far braver man then me

>>149470229
Yes well all I need is for wada to raid the visma bus and I got this.

success, Kwabsia bros

>>149470264
>ASO -ONE cycling fights peaks with french gendarmerie rading Plugge's personal stach
Would be kino

>>149470295
major scandal when they find the coupe de grace: one solitary bottle of duvel

>>149466448
>kooij beaten by a leadout man

>>149466448
>>149466455
LMAO

>>149468126
high mountains it’s stil hell during day though

>>149472231
It's still 35 here, going to be a fun night

Cararat posting photo like he's some kind of martyr, kek

>>149472892
Another sudaca held down by WADA

>>149472860
word 1400 alt exposed col still 24 here

>>149473141
>Yes let's force out the guy who basically made this team and replace him with our own yes men. What could possibly go wrong?

Why are they like this?

>>149473141
>>149473216
I'm not entirely sure because drunk patje is hard to read but I think he denied it on twitter

>>149473141
oooh, time to bring this demon into play

>>149473141
what does this lefebvre guy know about cycling anyway

>>149473141
how come don patje himself pulled out Magnier from the Giro?

>>149473141
Patje announced his pension like three years ago so not believing “forced” doesn’t mean he’s happy with what Jurgen is doing.

>>149473304
she could fix me (ruin everything)

Some of the NC bets are insane odds right now

>>149468126
Was +25 here today. Drank 4 liters of water, 1 of coffee and finishing off 0.75 of wine now.

>"It's up to me to prove to myself and my team that I'm able to win a Grand Tour," Evenepoel said in the Netflix Tour de France: Unchained documentary series that looks back at the 2024 Tour.
Based Remco not considering the Vuelta as a real grand tour

Shimano car found his next driver

>>149474398
Quick better make the handlebars even wider.

>>149473989
Its a sweltering evening here. 21°C and high humidity.

>>149474106
He knows that one was cheated with the fake puncture and all

>>149474398
maybe she should have ridden faster

Fun fact: before 2024, Pogacar hadn't won any grand tour stage in the Alps

>>149475526
That wasn't very fun, quite boring I'd say. Any other facts?

I firmly believe that American Cycling will never fully recover until the unjust crusade by the UCI against our national hero Lance Armstrong is reversed

>>149475622
Since 2021, Roglic has abandoned more grand tours than he has finished

>>149475622
pochar will wen the tor de france

>>149475719
>"b-but it was about how he treated people!"
Cycling is predominantly european and europeans are pathetic. They can't handle bombastic chads. Cycling is shite because the fans are middle class europeans. We need schizos and personality in the sport, not whatever this sterilised borefest is right now.

>>149475719
a reversal of the UCI witch hunt decisions and a summary execution of all cagies will finally bring american cycling into the promised land

>>149475726
Now this is a great fact, I enjoyed it.

Did you know Coppi hid jews from the fascists in ww2? He won an award for it too. That's my fact.

>>149475822
Fact check: false
https://primolevicenter.org/tablet-magazine-did-gino-bartali-actually-save-jews-an-investigation/

>>149475868
Right well I've completely fucked my fact up and didn't even remember the right rider

>z2 power is normally 200w
>started mtb, not riding much road, no meter on mtb, i just fuck around and fall a lot
>position is super forward, first time in my life i actually feel my quads pushing pedals
>legs are killing me today, go back to road for easy spin
>250w feels like 100w
>meter must not be calibrated
>average speed is 2mph faster than normal z2 ride
>wut

Eddy Planckaert ejaculated in the last km of RVV 1988

>>149475969
>“Suddenly it seemed I was floating over the road. It’s a bit embarrassing to say it, but I ejaculated, and not just a little bit. A hundred metres later I was at Phil’s wheel again and I knew I would beat him. I had reached a divine state.”
kek

Track sprinter and anti-nazi Albert Richter was about to flee but went back to Berlin to win a grand prix. Gestapo got him as he boarded a train to Switzerland.

Cabeza de carrera means head of the race

>>149475967
Maybe you were just more rested. I always felt huge gains from MTB but I'd ride hard and it's sprinting or coasting. MTB is far more fun. I envy those who live next to trails.

In the last 10 mountain stages they disputed, Pogacar dropped Vingegaard in 8 of them. In the other two Pogacar just followed Vingegaard when he attacked and didn't counter attack even though he clearly could.
And yet I still see people online saying that it can be a close Tour

>>149476257
>MTB is far more fun
until it isn't...

I want to eat it.

>see poster for 5 day, 250 mile casual 500 person group ride through the country
>hmm, interdasting
>300 miles away but still the closest cycling event to me that I know of
>pictures from last year's event show virtually no one under 250 pounds and/or 50 years old
>$450 registration with a $100 discount for anyone under 30
>fee includes nothing except camping space in various high school gyms along the route and access to the "Shower Truck"
>helmet required
Guess I'll stick with hooning down the mup.

>>149482618
Sounds like RAGBRAI without the tailgating

>>149445266
this is obviously correct. idk if anyone is not accepting it. they are just not looking at the granular information and going off of general vibes e.g. UAE rich, so must be competent.

>"But in life I'm not happy. In fact, I am never happy. I am eternally unsatisfied with things, and I try always to find new things to do," he continues. "For example, when I won my first Milan-San Remo in 1988, I won it in a sprint ahead of Maurizio Fondriest. Great. But I said to myself, it would have been better if I had been on my own," he jokes.
>tfw your bestie was neber happy

>>149445266
>Visma's level
Wasn't there a bert that said he went to one of their things where they basically said that literal urban myth of "you can't absorb more than 40g of protein in a meal". Yes, protein timing exists and 200g of protein in 4x50 doses is better than 1x200 or 2x100. But a suboptimal timing will still blow a suboptimal intake out of the water by a mile, in no world a 3 or 4x 30g is better than a daily 200g. And I'm talking normal protein, don't come up all smarty with some weird 5-10g/h regiment of casein that would not trigger protein. So if that's "vismas level" a typical gymbro knows better

>>149482618
senpai do you live in alaska that theres no other event for 300 miles

>>149432098
Looks a bit like actress Allison Williams

>>149484057
I'm walking distance from the start line of one of the biggest gravel races in the country, but I was sick of gravel roads before I was old enough to ride a tricycle.

>>149484047
wtf are you talking about. it's about carbs not protein

>>149484529
>carbs
Kel, gl activating muscle protein synthesis and building any kind of muscle dyelbert

found it: >>138430491

I mean, I guess that would put Wout at 120g and the rest at 80g? I guess it's not the worst thing in the world to the particular sport they are in. But I'm not sure that getting more would be hurting them. Are they scared of getting too big and heavy as a consequence?

how are you enjoying the heatwave? i can't even ride in the evening

>>149489921
>europoor
>whining about "heat"

>>149489921
17 degrees here and its not even 9. Its fucking over

Why is there no footage of the 2025 Uzbeki Road Race? Did they submit false results to UCI again? I don't believe she lost, not eber.

>>149448834
Read Aquinas

>>149489921
>"SEVERE TEMPERATURE WARNING"
>"EVERYONE IS IN DANGER"
>forecast high of 87 in Paris

bruhhhhhhhhhh

>>149490881
>people with mental health problems are at increased risk

KWAB. adjust accordingly

>>149491321
Kek, every year

>>149478908
Better than getting caught in a cagies wheels

Lance Armstrong winning 7 TdF's after having cancer is and will continue to be the most miraculous, inspiring story in sport. For him to be used as a fall guy for the entire sport is utterly disgusting.

>>149491636
Lance should get his wins back if the general population thinks Pogi is somehow clean, which they do

>>149491726
Yes this is what I'm getting at. Media is saying the same sort of thing trying to convince everyone poocunt is clean. It is a repeat, except this situation is even more extraordinary. People gasped at Armstrong but how could a twinky slave do the same? With the most suspicious team on the 21st century to boot.

It'd be very ironic if he also wins 7 tours, except it'd be 7 tours, 8 liege, 10 lombardia, 4 giro's etc etc etc etc etc.

>>149490758
die

>>149491813
Go back to your containment of you don't like it buddy

>>149491321
Visma are at it again.

>>149491839
thats a good fren

>>149491321
you need doctor paper for absence in nationals or you don’t get to participate in WC

>>149491971
Does he even care about WC?

The IRONMAN EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS Frankfurt is well on its way. Top men have started marathon. Flashback to this morning

>>149492146
are buttflaps UCI legal?

>>149492267
German leader was disqualified for riding with a broken handlebar. They are fixing the race for the Norwegians and the Danes.

>>149491321
>in Binche
thought they were calling him a bitch there at first glance

>>149492289
Blummensfeld got this

based ref giving out penalties for littering in my fair home city of Frankfurt

>>149492404
Vayergod squeaking the truth as usual

Danebros, the Norge are bullying us again

>>149492404
You know, Wout IS always sick before the Tour and it's always his best performance of the season

>>149491321
of course

Wait this capser Stornes is also from Bergen. WADA really needs to storm their training center

>>149492404
He's not wrong, you know

Is the former Tour de France favourite K. BLUMMENFELT washed?

https://www.procyclingstats.com/national-race/chengdu-tianfu-greenway-international-cycling-race/2025/stage-1/result/result

look at this comical stage race
100km TTT
then a short road stage
that's it

>>149492778
He'll win

Tegsh-bayar BATSAIKHAN wins in Mongolia!

has there eber been a cuter cyclist?

It's also the nice iron man today. I hope these dude have been doing heattraining because it's fucking HOT

>>149492931
>it's fucking HOT
Its also not even the hottest time of day yet. Age groupers might die. Unironically.

there are way more women doing cycling nowadays, just a few years ago I'd be lucky to see one per month, now I see lots every time I go out
maybe the investment in women's cycling was a good thing

>>149492979
Absolutely 0 in south of france, it's still a boomer's hobby. Maybe in Nice you have tourists but that's it

>>149492996
not here around the capital, that's for sure

>>149492979
I'm going to the largest (still small compared to urban areas) weekly club ride near me soon and hoping to meet some dimes. Among my friends and coworkers late 20s-30s I know several men who bike, but all gravel-spd samba-flannel chill, and zero women.

Det er forbi.

BLUMMENFELT pas normal

>>149493025
>bert thinks he has a chance
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

>>149493018
Maybe it's a class thing

>>149492979
Here it become a social status symbol so of course younger women jumped in on it. Lot of them on 1k steel bikes wearing Pas Normal clothing

Millie Couzens wins for all the coomer berts out there. I remember her brother broke his fucking spine and didn't race for a year. Then came back way better than he was before.

la Philippe is done

>>149493113
>1k steel bikes
Based
>wearing Pas Normal clothing
Cringe