>36
>Single
>No kids
>no true home team
>social life consists of arguing on Twitter
Where did everything go wrong?

>>149427832 (OP)
He knows better than to get divorce raped

>NBA gossip
who the fuck cares faggot

>>149427832 (OP)
>>36
>>Single
>>No kids
>>no true home team
>>social life consists of arguing on Twitter
hes just like me fr fr

hes getting his 3rd ring and his 36 years of inceldom will be validated

>>149427832 (OP)
>36
>Single
>No kids
>no true home team
>social life consists of arguing on Twitter
???
that's every bottom faggot nothing exceptional

>>149427832 (OP)
when he broke his engagement to a former wnba player
now she's maried and became a GM for a WNBA expansion team in Toronto

>>149429019
holy SOUL

>>149427969
that's all nba is

>>149427832 (OP)
There's a playground at a school in the East Village of Manhattan that he redid
He really is autistic, he liked living in Phoenix.

>>149430182
lol, based

Me in 8 years

Reminder this man went on a date with Lana Rhoades and brought a back-up date along

>>149427832 (OP)
Durant has the black edition of gay face. Like 20 years ago already there were AI models that could spot homos from pictures with greater than 90% accuracy. Aaron Rodgers, Cristiano Ronaldo, Kevin Durant…all obviously gay.
>>149430182
Giannis likes living in Milwaukee for some reason

>>149430260
wtf lmao

>social life consists of arguing on Twitter
that would be healthy but its more like
>social life consists of arguing on Twitter about basketball

>>149430260
>Lana Rhoades
pornstars never go on dates without agents getting involved

>>149430344
not true jimmy garrapolo did the same shit

>>149430297
>Giannis likes living in Milwaukee for some reason
the reason

>>149430427
Live your myth in Milwaukee.

>>149427832 (OP)
>Where did everything go wrong?

>>149430474
He was so perfect for Seattle.

>>149427832 (OP)
when he bailed on the greatest front office in the nba.

thunder were going to get al horford in 2017, and even still had the pieces they would trade later for paul george. so the 100% confirmed (al horford said he was going to sign in okc before kd left):

>westbrook
>roberson
>durant
>horford
>adams

with a bench of
>oladipo
>sabonis
>kanter
>anthony morrow
>taj gibson

considering they traded dipo and sabonis for paul george the following year, their potential 2018-2019 roster would have been:

>westbrook
>paul george
>kd
>horford
>adams

with a bench of
>kanter
>taj gibson
>big dick nick collision
>snipers like abrines and a-mo

that team is winning AT LEAST one ring. kd was a fucking moron.

>>149429019
What the fuck am I looking at?

>>149430617
>kd was a fucking moron
Gay men are often femininely irrational. They make choices based on emotion and impulse.

>>149432069
myspace, you retarded fucking zoomoid

>>149429019
>lookin for youngins to chill with
What did he mean by this

>>149427832 (OP)
All the signs point to him posting on 4chan too

>>149427832 (OP)
He's just like me except i'm not good at anything

>>149430427
that's greece

yeah durant sort of reminds me of how some 4chan incel would live if he happened to be a world class athlete

>>149427832 (OP)
but at least he can afford all the bath water of 6/10s he wants

>>149436057
There is zero indication that's from myspace. That's not how the profile pic is placed on profiles (as they were called back then), even music profiles, etc.

>>149441004
Twinks

>>149427832 (OP)
Before birth. When Wanda opened her legs, or, if you like, when someone had the great idea of bringing Africans to North America.

>>149428010
Same except I don't have social media
>>149442381
I think he's saying Milwaukee is like the French Riviera in comparison

>>149443147
>I think he's saying Milwaukee is like the French Riviera in comparison
Of course....I knew that...

>>149430427
SOVL

>>149442463
its definitely myspace, i remember those backgrounds and font 100%
also, you could use "scripts" on my space to basically customize your whole profile

literally just like me except im 32, not particularly good at anything, and i do my arguing on here not twitter

>>149436057
>>149442463
>>149443293
It's blackplanet retards

Reminder that KD's fate could have been prevented if he had just played Lil B one on one.

>>149430260
Nah thats was confirmed to be Bruce Brown

>>149427832 (OP)
Now I'm not a man of God, but Curry and the Thunders winning without him is proof that whatever is up there really likes basketball.

>>149443405
the what now

>>149443590
its an old pre-social media site like tumblr

>>149429019
>LOOKIN 4 FOR YOUNGINS
huh

im assuming he meant girls around his age at the time

>>149429019
>lookin 4 for
illiterate nonce

>>149427832 (OP)
What's his one wood?
What does he stand for?

>>149430427
So this... is a walkable city...

>>149443454
TYBG for helping to ruin leflop's legacy

>>149446595
kek, europeaboos do be like that

>>149427832 (OP)
YOU WILL GET MARRIED
YOU WILL HAVE CHILDREN
YOU WILL OBEY THE RULES

>>149430260
Imagine being an NBA tier athlete and end up paying a shitload of money to go on a date with Lana and still not get laid. Kek. Durant and MPJ definitely KWABS.

>https://www.sportskeeda.com/basketball/news-i-ve-never-slept-besides-one-i-kid-with-lana-rhoades-clears-air-relationship-nba-players

>>149427832 (OP)
>single
Should be a strike in his favor. I'd rather be him than Zion and all his woman troubles

>>149430427
I grew up in Milwaukee and guarantee you guys have better food