Thread 149428348

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>>149428348 (OP)
So.... what happens there? Algerian gangs? Old people? Industrialized fading shitholes? Explain

>>149428356
A few things :
1 : Bordeaux used to be the big club of the atlantic coast in here but mismanagement got them demoted all the way down
2 : the south-west is rugby territory and a lot of towns in here are not large enough to sustain two clubs in two sports (exceptions being Bordeaux and Toulouse although the TFC is nowhere near as successfull and Stade Toulousain in rugby. TFC is a yo-yo club between Ligue 1 and 2, the Stade is one of the best rugby teams in Europe)
3 : a lot of that area is empty, the least populated districts are all in here.
4 : you actually have quite a few Ligue 2 clubs in that area (Annecy, Rodez, Pau, Clermont although they've just been relegated from Ligue 2 and the city is similar to Toulouse when it comes to rugby)
5 : Lyon and Saint-Etienne are both missing. Saint-Etienne got relegated because mismanagement of the club got them in a really bad spot for a while, and Lyon is in a whole financial mess of its own. Both are among the biggest historical clubs in the country.

>>149428434
>bordeaux relegated due to financial management
>lyon relegted due to financial mismanagement
>ASSE relegated due to financial mismanagement
This is what happens when you don't have a saudi or american (jewish) billionaire to buy your club

>>149428513
Isn't Lyon owned by an american?

>>149428513
This doesn't always work however.

>>149428539
I specified jewish, but now that I say that the glazers have been good at one thing and it's siphoning money from united

>>149428356
>>149428434
here's what it looks like when you overlay with the Ligue 2 clubs (in orange) plus Lyon and Bordeaux.
Green squares are on the districts with fewer than 250k inhabitants. They trace the area of the "empty diagonal" and most of it fits exactly in your area.

Absolute state of soufners

There is a triangle across France where no one lives I vaguely remember that encompasses a lot of that

>>149428348 (OP)
Bordeaux sisters?

>>149428356
>>149428434
And now if you overlay the first division rugby clubs for last season.
>most in the south-west
>Vannes was the first breton club to make it to the first division
>the big centers of populations have clubs : Paris, Lyon, Toulon and Montpellier for the south and south-east
>rugby just never got a foothold in the north and north-east

>>149428657
It's the Empty Diagonal, yeah.
>picrel
>60% of the population lives east of the Le Havre-Marseille line
>lighter colour = lower population density
>the Massif Central/central highlands are old volcanic areas that aren't great for farming and were empty for a very long time, still are aside from Clermont and Saint-Etienne which grew into industrial towns
>rivers in that area are still narrow and difficult to sail on unlike tha basins of the Rhone and Seine to the south and north

>>149428657
Diagonale du vide
Void diagonal

>>149428723
Wish my region were light pink
FOREIGNERS OUT

>>149428732
This area seems comfy

>>149428348 (OP)
Is the marked area not very good farmland or something?

>>149428356
massif central, if clermont ferrand is the biggest city in your region don't get your hopes up

>>149428845
Hey, don't forget about Limoges

>>149428348 (OP)
this is why Game Freak scrapped southern Kalos before release

>>149428348 (OP)

this area is notoriously empty and boring. I believe the French have a name for it.

>>149428348 (OP)
What do they eat?

>>149428356
they call pain au chocolat "chocolatine"

>>149429081
>I believe the French have a name for it.
France

>>149428348 (OP)
what's their tax policy?

>>149429130
I worked in Bordeaux for a gig.
One of the guys there insisted on saying "raisintine" instead of "pain aux raisins" (after the famous silent T at the end of raisin).even his own coworkers admitted he was just being a contrarian and nobody else used that word.

It's a lovely part of the world

>>149428843
How's the farmland in Germany?

>>149429167
If you say chocolatine you have no right to criticise him.

>>149429300
I don't.
Bordeaux is the only place where I've seen people say it.
Only place with other pastries mane switches I've lived in was Mayenne but they are pretty much inbred retards.

I have just decided that Le Havre is now my French club. COME ON LADS

>>149429326
I am Edouard Philippe, and I approve this message.

Limoges is the most iconic French basketball club

>>149429287
Drought is still a significant factor, although it was worse 3-4 years ago. Still we are in the midst of an ongoing drought. Grain harvest should be good this year; however, it will depend on rainfall in the coming weeks. The high temperatures were generally positive for insect fertilisation of fruits, so fruit harvest should be good too. Generally a lot of regional differences as it pertains to pests, however.

I went to Toulouse and it was quite nice really.

Then I went to Montpellier and Sète and it was absolutely lovely 10/10 the missus loved it.

Then we did Narbonne and Carcassonne, again very nice. I had a pizza with duck breast on it and a lovely bottle of Malbec.

Everyone was really friendly too, I speak a little French and it was fine.

>>149428434
Is that area less black than other areas?

>>149428348 (OP)
is that the French part left of France?

>>149429439
>the missus
You are 47, bald and fat. Still sounds like a nice vacation :)

>>149429760
Yes, all the other areas are 70% black and 50% nafri just like you saw on /pol/

>>149429439
Too much graffiti in France, it's everywhere

>>149428348 (OP)
heh

>>149428732
Varg lives there with his autistic wife and 8 children, so it's sovl

There should be a basque french team. The basque teams in Spain produce so many players. The only french Basque player I remember is Lizarazu

>>149430060
They play rugby for the most part

>>149430060
They're all playing rugby already. Or pelote.
Also the french basque countries are less populated than the spanish parts. Bayonne is the most populated town in the french basque countries. It's not even mid-sized on the scale of french cities and it already has an overperforming rugby club relative to the size of the city.
Bayonne has 50k inhabitants.
Bilbao is seven times larger.

>>149428356
White "people" live there and are usually weak in sports that don't require consooming

>>149429760
yeah its basically only two cities, the rest is 99% nafri and black

>>149430060
Laporte is French Basque

>>149428732
That’s actually comfy. Pyrenees and Bearn are free of Ahmeds

>>149429322
They call it chocolatin in Hossegor too.

>>149430060
Deschamps too.
>>149430145
Well that’s partially true, but Bayonne, Anglet and Biarritz make altogether an agglomeration of 150k people, but they are mostly rugby autists.
>>149431548
No he’s not. He’s from Agen.

>>149429130
They prefer to be called chocolatinx

>>149428934
kek

>>149428732
>>149428723
>mfw i live exactly in the center of france

>>149429760
>>149429781
>>149430233
Lmao no
Rhone alpes is full of nafris and blacks and even i come from the center of france and im nafri

Based french geography thread

>t. norf consumer

Toulouse > Montpellier > Lyon > Lille > Nantes > Bordeaux > Rennes >>>>>> shit >>>>>>>>> Paris = Marseilles

>>149432143
>he doesn't rate Le Havre, Angers, Auxerre, Brest, Strasbourg or Lorient
You still need to complete your Ligue 1 pilgrimage.
I understand if you skip Angers, Lorient or Le Havre because they are shitters but a footy pilgrimage requires a stop in Auxerre.
Do it for Guy Roux.

>>149428765
Entered this thread expecting nothing of value and instead I got a lot of cool factoids and these beautiful shitposts >>149428934 >>149431793

>>149428348 (OP)
FUCK SOUTHERN CLUBS, WE OWN FOOTBALL

>>149433209
based
croisade Albigeoise all over again

>>149430029
we call this the empty banana

>>149433226
>Crusaders when its about facing hordes of turks/arabs/berbers/kurds/mameluks
):
>Crusaders when its about bullying innocents europeans like cathars, byzantines or balts/slavs
:)

>>149433785
I remember Palermo, Reggio, Ascoli...
PES 2005... that was the game...

>>149433842
and Messina

bunch of winelets itt

>>149433842
>>149433880
Bari and Catania used to be in Serie A for the longest time too

>>149428356
French version of the flyover states.

>>149428348 (OP)
I didn’t realize France had flyover country too

>>149433785
Next year will be it, there will finally be a Sicilian club back in Serie A, I can feel it

>>149434229
>>149434206
>rhone alpes/lyon
>fly over state
Literally the second city in france

>>149428880
First French city to win a C1 and a C2, and holder of 5 European trophies altogether.

>>149429326
That makes sense, if I remember correctly, that's where the first football club in France was founded (by borred English university students).

>>149429760
Toulouse is one of the 5 main djihadist hotspots in France (the other being Seine Saint Denis as a whole, Nice, Lyon and Tourcoing)

>>149434457
Tourcoing is such a shithole

>>149430029
>Agrigente Transfermarkt
didn't know they had a club

>>149430060
Deschampis is Basque

For me, it's Caen

>>149434935
based DoD player

>>149430060
I always tough lizarazu was corsican

>>149431793
kek

>>149429130
That sounds retarded and I don't even sound French. It sounds unnatural.

>>149435543
*speak French

Le ventre mou

>>149433842
>>149433966
>>149434261
Palermo - Catania is the most SOVLful derby in Italy followed closely by Genoa - Sampdoria

>>149436167
does the mafia shoot the place up from time to time ?

>>149436372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByDLlXvbf-Y
They quite literally have a blast

>>149431793
British lad do be funny

>>149429130
>>149429300
>>149429322
In Canada we say Chocolatine

>>149428348 (OP)
So irrelevant, Pokemon straight up skipped that part when making the game based on France

>>149434264
>Second City in France

That's why they play in Ligue 2?

>>149436574
Occitaniabros...

I think I would have preferred Paris if they didn't have places like that one with a station in line two, barbes-rochechouart I think? Somewhere there, I went by night and it was athens-ghetto tier. Weird how in all the places I've been in that city, the more whites the nicer

>>149429640
mostly paris has black immigrants

>>149429640
Blacks are mostly in paris/isle of france and Marseille (mostly comorians who are black + arab + SEA mutts)

>>149428513
Borducks

>>149428513
Actually based

>>149428348 (OP)
Ligue 2 KEK

Rugby chads there, not soccer virgins.

>>149434261
>CAVANI
>DYBALA
>HIGUAIN
et ctera...
Those gangsters knew how to scout a player.

>>149438505
The true mystery is : WHY do the Loire Countries suck so much at all sports ?
>Tours
>Le Mans
>Orléans
>Blois
>Poitiers
They all absolutely blow in all sports. Best in there is Tours Volley Ball who IIRC are the master chokers of the league. Only city that's vaguely okay in the general area is Angers with SCO being able to float in Ligue 1 (might be turning into a yoyo club though) and some ice hockey chokers. Or Nantes but they will gladly tell you they're actually bretons.
It's not an empty area, it's not poor, there's some infrastructure, potential local athletes aren't directed towards winter sports or sailing and yet it's a complete sporting black hole.

>>149438505
>>149428669
>>149428608
I mean LOOK AT THIS SHIT
THERE IS NOT A SINGLE CLUB IN THE ENTIRE VAL DE LOIRE REGION
NOT
ONE
>t. salty tourangeau

>>149428348 (OP)
>>149436574
The southern "part" of France (Occitania) is litterally a whole different country that had been subjected to french colonization since the 13th century
They used to only have football as their upper siced compared to the north. But with PSG and othe multiple northen teams getting foreign bucks even in footy the north is superior now

>>149428934
I'm still salty we didn't get Z, so much missed potential.

>>149442985
Myopic take, most of the norther teams had their peaks in the 60s and 70s long before there was any money in french football.
If anything, the south may currently be at its best with Monaco constantly being in the top 3, Nice doing generally well and >OM

>>149442926
Poitou Charente has fuck all too in football, only La Rochelle is good in rugby, but the rest is a fucking desert.

>>149443028
>had their peaks in the 60s and 70s
Pretty much when the french football was almost amateur-tier, given the ancient gaulish dislike fo everything "anglo" that only started to go away with the rise of the italian-origin players like Platini

Still, Occitania should be it's own country and i will never stop seethe for this

>>149436562
damn id eat both of these negros if you know what i mean

>>149443038
At least they have the excuse of a coastline meaning you'd have some who go into sailing. The inland part is grim though, yeah.

>>149428348 (OP)
Le comfy zone

>>149439790
Rugby-France, best France.

>>149428348 (OP)
midulbros???? our response?

>>149442985
Friendly reminder that France's historical territorial expansion was EASTWARD, not SOUTHWARD you low IQ revisionist /pol/cel tranny foreigner that doesn't know shit about French history. There's no such thing as an "Occitanian" country you subhuman faggot.

>>149432006
we don't claim the rhone. We're only in ile de france. Lyon & Marseille is you people's territory.

grim.

>>149450006
cant they just make a Buenos Aires league o algo

>>149448729
What are you even

>>149448729
I personally know the dude who made this. Nice throwback to 2017 jvc lmao

>>149448729
That map is innacurate
Tunisians would also be around Lyon and Moroccans more in the south west, around Toulouse and Montpellier
Rest would be mainly algerians

>>149450006
>>149450067
The greater Buenos Aires area alone makes up like a quarter of the country's entire population, so it only makes sense.
The south is empty. The north is not, but most people just stick to cheering for Boca/River and MAYBE one local team.

The only other places with a diverse football culture are Santa Fé and Córdoba, so they have a few teams with a lot of support, but that's about it.

PSG is a shit....... Any team can beat the PSG.

GOAT, IGOR JESUS!

BOTAFOGO > INTER MILAN

..BOTAFOGO..

>>149454853
Igor Jesus