Thread 149428565

port poo-wer vs sharton poos in adelaide

POWAH

POWAH

wow weitering fucking sucks
i guess he got injured last week

HEAVE HO UNNA

Didn't even get a chance to watch it and it's over before it started.

we should go back to gold and silver as legal tender

Do you guys like his one black legging look?

IM A BLOOSER BABY
SO WHY DONT YOU KILL ME

>>149428582
this
i think this whole round is dogshit though desu no games look good

Lads, Poort just posted

VOSS OUT

Hope dees finish 18th & Goodwin gets vaporised

free kick for curnow for being beaten in a 2v1 contest
kek he just got another one as i was typing this fucking hell

>>149428597
>doesn't know his name
fucking casual

>>149428607
Say it mr know it all

I love porn and gooning

>>149428590
i don't mind it
he has an actual reason for wearing it at least

They really want Voss gone, kek.
Also, real Carlton qtie in the crowd upset at Curnow's miss.

>>149428614
crisp me'za

>>149428603
didn't know kingy liked nrl

>>149428627
kingy unironically is an nrl fan

GMA

Poort supporters are fucking dumb fucks

>>149428631
didn't know

Excited for the 2nd quarter carlton "comeback"

>>149428614
I am a fan of watching attractive European women getting buttfucked.

>>149428603
more passion and energy than Carlton

You are now breathing and blinking manually.

how much do y'all pay in rent?

>>149428634
No but Steven May

How could they possibly want to sack Hinkley after this sort of performance?

Ben Dixon was on 5aa before the game for a quick interview and he said port are going to smash the blues by plenty. I didnt believe it personally.

>>149428646
i live at home at 36

>>149428565 (OP)
>Gameday
>1st quarter almost done
>26 posts
Geez, no one really gives a fuck this round, do they? Bloos not helping with it at all. Might as well have just had a full bye with this fixture.

>>149428634
fuck up carlton wog

I like to watch women with big butts farting and shitting

Was so close to going to the AMP tonight

>>149428660
crisp me'za!

>>149428640
carlton suck after the first thoughever

Who names their kid mani liddy

>>149428664
crisp zak

curnow being treated like my king nick daicos

>>149428664
I don't think I've ever seen Weitering get that easily pushed out of a contest. What's his injury or is he just past giving a fuck this year?

>>149428604
dosns are going to get a pick 3 to waste at this rate

i smell so good at the moment and i have nobody to smell me

>>149428658
People are boycotting Port games since they've been exposed as neo-nazis.

>>149428686
This is why we need smellovision

curnow is a worthless broccoli haired faggot that kicks bags against shit teams like west coast but goes missing at every other opportunity
hate the cunt like you wouldn't believe

>>149428664
i'm trying to ween off them. every time i get the urge i wank to porn and move $200 into a separate account. the shit is adding up.

THESE TWO TEAMS

>>149428660
Where do you even watch scat? Feel like that isn't on pornhub?

>>149428679
seems like he's playing injured
i forget are carlton the ones with a shit medical team

Say something nice about Carlton

Does Annie Knight do scat?

>>149428694
Is it actually a good time? Compared to passionate sex with the woman you love

>>149428692
this

>>149428702
Their lady wog supporters are CUTE.

>>149428699
scat gold for mine

What did you guys have for din dinz? Me dim sim.

>>149428703
{USER SHOULD BE PERMANENTLY BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>149428711
this

Nescafe gold mogs barista brewed coffee

>>149428703
Yeah, involuntarily. She leaks like a leb plumber's work after she took 600 dicks in a day.

>>149428692
Focus on the game Vossy

>>149428687
Are you talking about that Tredrea bullshit?

>>149428702
their miserable existence makes me forget mine for a while

I think Carlton might be shit

>>149428707
depends on the girl. most of the time it is more like going an old hag doctor to have something drained.

Annie Knight didnt actually have sex with 583 men in one day

>>149428713
Barramundi, mushrooms, broccolini and tomatoes all from Aldi

Ive seen enough

Carlton WILL come back and win this

>>149428692
How many goals has Charlie kicked in finals?

surely the hammer falls on voss after tonight

>>149428736
nice i like a good pan fried barra from the pub

>>149428713
Mum good a Recipe Tin Eats stir fry

>>149428718
For me? Boiling hot cup of dish water, I mean blend 43. Keeps me going during the work day.

>>149428713
Savoury mince. Was really good but I had way too large a portion and feel uncomfortably full atm.

>>149428743
Carlton to come back and win, with the hammer falling on Hinkley.

>>149428713
I want to cook dim sims on the barby one day, too cold atm tho

>>149428746
Made*

>>149428748
As opposed to sweet mince?

Been wearing scarves a lot this winter, they’re a game changer fr

>>149428736
Thats what Curnow looks like a fuckin Broccolini

>>149428756
Ha gaaaay

>>149428756
I just feel like too much of a faggot with one

>>149428735
None of those whores are fucking thousands of people. Logistically just not feasible but kudos to them, they're just banging thirty odd men and claiming it's way larger and generating hate interactions through it and have now made millions. I blame society personally. Permitting women to have agency, what are we doing?

>>149428756
Good for letting other poofs know you’re open for business.

What's everyone drinking? I'm drinking some smirnoff blacks tehehhee

>>149428713
Four beers two mixed drinks and some snakes alive

>>149428713
pork chops and sausages

Right I've seen enough
I'm kneeling

Fun fact: a week is a long time in footy

>>149428755
You've never heard of savoury mince? You don't have anglo ancestors, do you?

Age of consent is one of those laws that will just perpetually go up because no one wants to look like the nonce who wants to lower it

>>149428767
Utterly crisp

>>149428748
based cantgainweightsperg

I burned my Carlton scarf last week so I don't have one to wear

>>149428766
water currently

will have a lemon and ginger tea in a bit

>>149428761
Just need to wear it with a suit/overcoat and you'll look like a stuck up rich cunt.

>>149428767
Dinner of champions.

>>149428774
> the secret to our favourite savoury mince recipe is the addition of a couple of tablespoons of Gravox
Shant

>>149428756
don't listen to those other spergs mate scarves are great for the cold and look good as fuck when done well.

Carlton are a bit shit, ey?

The Blues are on DIRE

the heroes /afl/ deserves

>>149428787
Crisp alfjeet

>>149428787
That's great to add. Just makes it like pie filling without the crust. I would've made cottage pie but I only have two small potatoes so just added them to the mince.

carlton are getting absolutely mog
also it's crazy impressive how fast butters can catch the ball and move it

If the Carltank are tanking this deliberately to sack Voss, what is Voss saying to them in the rooms at each break?

>>149428713
Chicken tikka and eggplant

Voss doing lines just to get through this

>>149428792
bit harsh, no?

My first word was nigga

Iggs will win this weekend. God wills it.

>>149428799
MY porties

>>149428805
YUCK YUCK YUCK YUCKY YUCK
that looks soooooo bad
omg i almost threw up just looking at it

>Game is already over
>Looks like it could be a 100 point loss off the back of losing to Norf
Will they even give Vossy until Monday to pack up his shit?

>>149428804
Probs just screaming his head off like a mong

>>149428805
Your shits look a bit abnormal in this pic m8, I'd see a doctor

>6.6 to 0.4 5mins into the 2nd
yikers

>>149428805
>bet 100 dollars to win 1

Voss knows he’s gone.

Poor vossy, he knows it's over

He's lost the players.

imagine being so insecure in your masculinity that you can't wear a fucking scarf when it's cold

kek based pepper

>>149428805
Nicely done, even if it's only Indian slop

>>149428767
That sounds unhealthy. You should consider changing your diet.

>>149428805
That poor papadam.

>>149428811
crizp Zak Butters

Unironically how to you save Carlton without a 5 year rebuild

>>149428815
calls were already being made at qtr time

>>149428837
illegal peptides

>>149428837
remember they rebuilt for 20 years to get to this point.
Bold to expect it will just be 5 years

>>149428790
Truth nuke

>>149428837
they're cooked
i don't really care that much if tassie comes in or not but one reason for it is because it'd fuck over rebuilding teams a lot more which would be funny

Rozee is an absolute coward for hiding in the backline and racking up cheap touches. Blud can't handle the heat in the guts

>>149428838
He can come up to Brissie. Don't want him anywhere near being a senior coach but he can add a lot of value in an assistant/development role.

>Either that or going home
Jesus, Kingy. Savage.

At the end of the day Carlton are bigger than your club.

>>149428857
He's a Fantasychad, not a Poopercoach tryhard

>>149428857
truke
don't forget he loves a flop and only plays well in games port are already winning

Scarves are gay any normal cunt just wears a hoodie

>>149428862
you spelt "shitter" wrong m8

If Carlton don't beat Melbourne, they might not win a game until R24 Essendon.

>>149428864
Seagull down back is absolute supercoach gold. His SC score is higher than his Fagtasy score right now.

scarves are cute

This could be the last game we ever see Hird, Buckley or Voss ever coach.

>>149428862
a bigger piece of shit? yeah

>>149428866
>hoodie
You must be 18 or over to post here

FUCK OFF SCUMPS

>>149428876
Buckleys going to tassie

>>149428885
Based pseud

blues really need the next one

>>149428885
Fuck off m8, we're all tradies here.

>>149428876
Hird will be coach of essendon by seasons end. Bucks will coach tassie. Vossy will be coach of casey.

>16 scoring shots to 4
lol

>>149428872
>His SC score is higher
So he's not seagulling but making effective kicks?

>>149428876
Bucks should have another crack and would get another chance if he wanted it but I think he's happy with his cushy media gigs. Can't blame him.
Voss is now out of second chances and the only club that would give Hird another chance is Essendon so that might actually happen lol.

This is how I dress

>>149428876
Hird has been linked with the Carlton job.

Carlton Premiers tattoo status?

i wear trackies and hoodies all the time

>>149428898
>1 contested possession from 12 disposals
>not seagulling
Seagulling makes it easier to get effective kicks.

>Tankers have not had a goalless half since R13, 2018
Historychads...?

>>149428900
all the hird cultists have been pushed out of the club. we are never going back.

>Giving Port the chance to flat track bully
These cunts are going to put Carlton away by 150. Playing for Kenny, really.

>antitradiesperg is antiscarvesperfg
yep masculinity issues no doubt about it

>>149428904
You poof

get weitering off
there's something wrong with him

>>149428911
This but shorts

It's now time for Anon's Arrow!
~Shoot that poison arrow through my heeeeaaaarrrttt~

>>149428919
IF port win by 150
THEN give Ken one more season tbqhwy

you'd hate to g0.4 the blues right now

>>149428912
Not his fault - can only get contested possessions if Carlton is contesting.

>>149428913
They almost went goalless in the first half of the final against the Lions last year. Only reason they were able to score is Lions put the cue in the rack after getting 10 goals up and went into preservation mode.

direct me to the nearest 4th floor balcony

I dont trust anyone that uses poof as an insult

>>149428930
heh

>>149428936
moonee ponds m8

>>149428937
Based poofta

bored

>>149428937
Don't use it as an insult, but rather a descriptive term.

I’m unironically warmer wearing a scarf with my head exposed than I am with a hoodie. I say this as a former hoodiechad who only just converted this month

you'd hate to g0.5 the blues right now

>>149428871
They'll lose every game

NOT AGAIN

>>149428936
>Carlton

hoods are fucken useless for anything that isn't a light drizzle; I have no idea what you cunts are talking about

fucking 0.5 had enough of the blues

>>149428955
Kek this kid in shambles rn

Cripps is a decent player but he isn't a leader of men

A goalless Carlton game?

>>149428936
They're up to the 6th floor now.

>>149428941
hard kek

>>149428927
Crisp

>>149428959
Literally touch grass

>>149428960
(fucking oath I've had enough of the blues)

>>149428871
>6/9 home games
>probably going to lose all of them
kek
also how are they only playing port this late in this season then again 7 rounds later the fixture is so fucked

you'd hate to g0.6 the blues right now

>remember the footy's on and check the score
HOLY KEK

You feel port have taken the foot off the pedal dont you?

Carlton get the next, then the 2 after that and they are right back in it

>>149428965
Which current captain is a leader of men?

Aside from Silvagni and old man Doc which Blues would you say have not been total dogshit tonight?

Yep it's over, Vossy is cooked. Rip mate you'll always be a legend to me as a premiership captain of my bane. Coaching just wasn't for you.

is this the cricket waiting room?

>be de koning
>could leave your current club for shitload of money
>other club also sucks though
take the bag and run methinks

>>149428974
dickhead. I wake up at 5 o'clock for work every day
I think I know a thing or two about keeping warm

>don't have to watch my dosn get raped this week
>can enjoy carlton getting raped
Crisp start to the weekend.

only need to kick 47 more points and they'll be ahead

SOLD SOME FOOT CANDY

Anyone watch agenda setters for the most to date football scoops…. Whats up with daisys face these days

>>149428992
So do I retard and my car doesn’t have a heater

>>149428991
I have more faith that St Kilda will not still be shit in three years than I do the Blues desu. Blues are going to have to do a rebuild starting this year and they won't have a first round pick. And they're going to have to rebuild with Tassie. I guess they get a free hit through F/S but still wouldn't be optimistic.

they're styling on them bros..

haha lol

>>149428986
Stephen Crichton

fuck sake zak

>>149428985
This is actually a very grim list, also I had no idea danger was still captain.

the comeback is on

>>149429015
Stay in your threads.

>>149429023
Why do they not have the co-captains of the reigning premiers listed?

>>149428985
darcy moore

Butters is such a degenerate
he goes after the ball like a deranged animal

>>149428913
blewett

>>149428985
>>149429023
Was going to say Max Gawn, but he's also the only one I've seen get chewed out by a teammate.

Wish I had something like Carrie Bickmore opening the door naked during my childhood, would have been life changing

>>149429033
hes based

>>149429023
lotta poofs here

>>149428985
Harris Andrews

>>149429023
The soi age of captaincy.

>>149428985
Callum Mills, he leads to men into gay wrestling sessions

i have 7-8 scarves

>>149429032
Nah, Moore likes to be behind rather than in front.

fucking hell look how sloppy port are and they still fucking mog carlton
depressing

Fuck you, dirty leb cunt.

Butters is such a degenerate
he goes after the watergirl like a deranged animal

>>149429023
Guys like merrett, bont and cripps are just captain due to being their best player

Going to get 5 weeks for standing still and having a manlet heem himself on you.

>>149429044
I'd fuck this cunt up if I ever saw him on the street

whats with these retarded giant young ruckman who love going around shouldering people in the head

the sand nig just got cleaned up

THESE

TWO

TEAMS

>>149429033
>>149429044
Imagine how much shit he could talk if he was on a better team.

THESE TWO TEAMS.......

>>149429074
THEY'RE GOING AT IT LIKE IT'S WORLD WAR THREE HOWIE

Speaking of scarves, what is with roaches and dumping their gear? There is one section for them and another section for everyone else

>Visintini does the bump
>everyone going after butters

kek crisp zakky giving some lip

>>149429075
he reminds me of Ramsey Bolton from the HBO show

i'll never kneel and i'll never rest
you can tear the heart from my chest

>>149429079
the colors are ugly as shit and piss so the merch has no utility

>>149429064
are you talking about me?

Damn, I feel bad for Vossy. He knows it's over.

remember when rioli said he was going to kill someone's family

>>149429079
Hawthorn supporters are the most giving

>>149429079
the wiz effect

>>149429095
its just his culture mate

>>149429095
pretty sure that's not what he said

butters is a faggot and so are you cunt

>>149429079
afl scarves are garbage. not long enough to wear properly.

>It's happening.
>We're opening the lines at half time.
>133 693 to get involved.

>>149429095
Something something racism. We must get behind poor Willie.

having an early dinner bc i'm hungry
might be hungry again in 2 hours now though

>>149428985
Serong unironically

>>149429095
*wrap our arms around him*

>>149429095
He killed my multi and thus injured my wife. I'm sure some people have died because of him.

might get 2 mcsmart meals

>>149429110
keep us posted mate

>>149429079
fairweather roaches

>>149429095
don't care poof

listening to some music

im a fairweather fan
i dont like footy enough to watch my team lose over and over especially when there's enough suffering in my life already

>>149429137
crisp blooser

>>149429137
Fair enough, mental health comes first.

Joel Selwood was a good captain, just a shame he wasn't a better brother

>>149429144
that's not on

what's worse as a fan, a middling, average side, or a fully rebuilding shit one

>>149429144
bro

>>149429144
don't like this

>>149429144
Imagine getting mogged by a sibling that hard.

Tucked in to this pack of sour patch kids and feel physically ill.

switching over to the TILLIE'S

Just had a double dose of metamucil that was 4 years out of date. Hopefully it being expired will make it work faster.

>>149429170
Crisp bear going in to hibernation for the winter.

>>149429170
What if it makes you more conspitated?

swimming around in this fat NEETs stomach lads

>>149429137
This, I tuned in when we won the flag in 2021 & have been tuned in since but I’m about to tune out again

>>149429179
Gloves + vaseline or syringe + water.

VOSS OUT

BIG NEWS BULLETIN UPDATE LADS
>MATCHES in the 3.20pm AEST Sunday slot will start at 3.15pm AEST for the remainder of the season.

Bontworld

>>149429150
Fully rebuilding you can get interested in the draft, invested in watching the u18s and at least have some hope for the future.
As a middling team you have nothing.

>>149429150
Middling because you half expect them to deliver & half expect them to shit the bed (like my dees). I’d hate to be a swans supporter tho, last 3 GFs they’ve been in got raped

it's crazy that the state government spent almost $1bil on this shiny new stadium and apparently only the roosters are allowed to use it

>carlton starting the season full of hope
>carlton current situation

Michael Voss? More like Michael Loss.

>>149429214
apparently they were flag favourites pre season?

>>149429150
Both sound pretty shit desu. Prefer trying to win the flag each year.

>>149429214
Iktf

Hate seeing my boy done like this. Carlton is a poisoned chalice. He deserved so much better.

>>149429214
ahahahaha stupid monkey

>>149429204
>>149429207
yep i agree
draft can be fun and interesting but just middling always ending up around 13th is hellish

>Saad concussed and out for the game
>By a guy just standing there
Will be an interesting tribunal week.

who wanking they dick off

>>149429243
I'll deliver a package inside her iykwim

I'm just so sad all the time

got a cold so i should just go to bed

>>149429252
y

>>149429252
based vossy

>>149429204
>>149429207
>>149429232
Need to define rebuilding, really.
Over the last few years, would you prefer to have been a North or Freo supporter?

I wanna believe that it all counts for something
The writing is on the wall
It's hard to accept that it was all for nothing
All for nothing

Yeah, I know you know that we've been living a lie
Turn a blind eye until the day we die
Maybe we've passed the point of no return
Maybe we just wanna watch the world burn
We just wanna watch the world burn

>>149429210
wtf are you on about?

He really does sound like he's calling a horse race.

>>149429201
bush league stuff

>>149429260
go blues btw

G'day josh

>>149429286
Why does that female have a penis?

>willy does his work deep
>at an awkward height, had to grab it behind his ear
What did they mean by this?

ok bros
will Motlop be able to get a goal
the useless fucking cunt

A heart that's full up like a landfill
A job that slowly kills you
Bruises that won't heal

>>149429286
>Getting dickmogged by a tranny
I hate this genre. Why can't they have small sissy cocks?

If I shouted out my thoughts on Motlop at a game I would be banned for life

Willie Rioli is a FAT BOONG who CAN'T CONTROL HIS EMOTIONS

>>149429305
>>149429324
there you go mate

>>149429305
ez

Missus walked passed while there was tranny porn on the screen.

>>149429311
Serious question.
Do women sometimes have nipples that small or is she a """she""" as well?

>>149429257
It’s hard to say unbiased looking back but there’s definitely more promise in norths system imo

>>149429331
lgm

Theres nothing wrong with having a small penis

>>149429334
Ask her to peg you.

>>149429336
>"""she"""

that is clearly a bagina, you utter moron. but to answer your question, yes Ukrainian women tend to have small aesthetic nipples.

If you were a woman would you suck a tranny's cock?

>>149429362
She could've had bottom surgery to turn her penis into a vagina.

fucks sake this is hard to watch

>>149429378
turned it off at half time desu literally 0 reason to watch unless you're a poort customer

>>149429378
Yeah, he's not feminine enough for my liking.

This game just proving how UTTERLY SHIT this year of footy is
What a disgrace

The comeback is on. Going to be an all time melt if Carlton comes back.

>>>149427905

They laughed at me

>>149429388
>literally 0 reason to watch unless you're a poort customer
literally the only reason im watching kek

is Crippa even on the field? haven't seen him in ages

>>149429405
Just saw him having a sook about giving away a free.

>>149429378
focus on the game, Michael

Would pay to see Voss get sacked at the press conference.

>>149429378
Why are you giving it your full attention? Carlton players don't care so why do you?

>>149429395
I said ok bro

>>149429428
i got a cold, just grinding a few hours until i can sleep

>curnow 0.3
>cerra 6 disposals
>cripps 10 disposals
carlton's big names really stepping up here

Friendly reminder that 2025 was supposedly Carlton's year.

>>149429446
It's over, 3 year window's closed. 10 more years of wooden spoons.

>>149429446
TDK's stats?

>JHF 9 dispostals
Port's big name players aren't doing much better.

>>149429454
>that carlton fan at the start of the year talking premierships and top 4 this year

>>149429446
cerra doesn't have hamstrings anymore

>>149429454
Have you ever been raped?

>>149429334
send her a porn gif with "us later" for the text
even if she's disgusted by it she won't be able to un-selfinsert
highest possible roi

>>149429463
TDK already signed

>Carlton got busted using brown paper bags to breach the salary cap and faced all sorts of penalties
> . . .
>They let the ceo of a paper bag company own their club
Deserved everything they get.

>>149429473
only in my dreams

>>149429474
Be sure to use one from a bbw video.

>rozee stuck on 24 dingos

fuck sake you twink

>>149429454
The gf

Letting some vile farts out.

>>149429518
Look at the sheer size of that big toe on her.

>>149429525
fred flinstone ahh toe

I need a dominatrix to fuck me up the arse with a strapon

>>149429530
hes an elite footballer. imagine him at brisbane under a proper coach and system. such a waste going to st kilda.

>>149429530
>>149429544
Can the Saints withdraw their offer? $1.7M to tank your football club, kek.

if i were list manager at brisbane i would be trading lachie neale for some first round picks to free up some cap and get tdk and not wase a cent on oscar allen.

>>149429559
saints are doing a good enough job of tanking already. are you saying tdk isn't good?

shits got me depressed and I'm not even a carlton fag

afl sucks these days

>>149429560
IF Lachie Neale came to Port instead of Brisbane as was it was looking like at first
THEN port would have won a flag in the last few years

cut my penis off and stuff it into my mouth

>>149429584
same i'm watching collingwood highlights to boost my spirits a little bit

>rozee and bergman going YUGE for me
>in the most meaningless fantasy round this season when everyone has about 15 players on field

do you blokes think the blues can come back and win this

>>149429622
not me i don't

>>149429597
i just want carlton, essendon, hawks and my iggs to be good again

>>149429634
i was looking forward to watching essendon play this year shame that they suffered so many injuries

Just realized why people with last name Birdman are called Birdman. Because their ancestors used to sell chickens

>>149429622
given they have kicked 4 for the quarter it would require them kicking 10 unanswered in a quarter to win.

Its not theoretically impossible but highly unlikely.

But I wouldnt put it past them kicking 6 or so last qtr

i was seriously going to put money on penrith because i just knew bildogs would find a way to lose this.

>>149429654
>hehe ok ............ So my name's Michael Voss

>>149429671
why did you name your file 'wanker' when he is pointing at you

every year i am the monke and carlton the swing

any thoughts?

>>149429651
Harvey Birdman is a cartoon character mate

>>149429691
bit dry for my liking

>>149429689
poor guy
someone get him a panadol

>>149429689
Nooo the vid with sound is even sadder ;_;

>>149429689
:(

>>149429691
some global warming would be nice

hinkley: israel

voss: palestine

>>149429691
Adelaide is going to be consistent at least

>>149429689
>me with my hand on my head cursing industrial society and it's consequences (i hit my head)

>>149429463
JHF's in his 2nd game back after injury in a cakewalk. They're not even playing him a full game.

Cannot stop farting. This shit after the game will be worse than Carlton's performance.

Carlton don't have a first round pick this year KEK

>>149429691
should be dry enough on Saturday to take all these cut up branches I have to the tip

got a call from the boss, he's told me to go to princes park and start packing up vossy's office. not sure why

Georgiades might be the first port player to kick 50 in a season since 2015 I believe

>>149429724
What did they trade it for?

>>149429724
KEK

>>149429689
is he ok?

>>149429706
Hinkley's bald head shinin' like an Iron Dome.

>>149429730
big charlie dixon never did?

what position in the stadium is the best to watch footy?
and how about for cricket?

>>149429724
Neither do Poort kek

matthew hill called darcy byrne jones powell pepper and then called aliir aliir esava

>>149429744
No. He kicked 48 in 2021 tho.

The call me "the stat man" of /alf/

>shitasia still on a list
IT JUST GETS WORSE

>>149429751
coaches box
slips

they call me the 'scat man' of /afl/skooomdiddlybopbopbop

That black leg sleeve is a wicked lock, no cap.
Believe he needed permission from the afl to wear it, so no one else will be able to copy it.

>>149429753
BT gets Esava and Aliir mixed up all the time the racist coot, kek

>>149429751
I like wing or near the 50 pocket on level 2 for watching the game.
Atmosphere is so much better at level 1 though.
>how about for cricket?
Who gives a shit?

>>149429775
all those midnights look alike

my balls are aching

>>149429772
The whole ‘you have to ask permission to wear that’ is gay as fuck though

>>149429751
Football: Wing
Cricket: Long on or long off.

Professional cricket happens too fast to really watch it from side on.

>>149429793
i was thinking as much for cricket, you really want somewhere you can watch the batter/bowler head one

Only 2 hours until the criggy starts

>>149429789
You'd have players wearing advertising garbage every game if it wasn't controlled.

>>149429668
kek

They really want Voss sacked

they're only behind by 10

What happened to fatguts? He was posting here nonstop for a while now he's pissed off again

I can't believe this is only a ten goal differential. Can't say I've watched too closely since half time but Carlton have been absolutely abysmal. This scoreline flatters them.

>>149429828
He got fit and is too good for us now.

>>149429828
it's scatguts now

kick it to butters

bored but don't feel like sleeping yet

Respectable loss now really.

>>149429724
plus they're putting all their hopes on a first year player who won't have a preseason because he did his knee
it's almost sad

>>149429852
lol

port adelaide, as you know, are one of the top teams

Kenny sitting like a king.

>>149429828
mickhead got tired of his shit new gimmick

every kingy line starts with "they're just so ____ tonight"

>Carltank play Pies next week
Finna be ugly

think I've already said this, but curnow looks like a skull wearing a zoomer wig

TEN MORE YEARS

>>149429870
who's gonna be tagging N.Daicos?

>>149429870
pies coming off a loss too they'll be ANGRY

mickhead barely posts anymore

>>149429887
i'm medicated retard

gonna go brush my teeth
@ me if carlton starts coming back

retarded blooser kid lmao

>>149429877
>pies coming off a loss
yep based

KENNIHILATION!

The junktime goals that saved Voss's job

Notice how the Essendon supporters in here are the most sensible?

KEK KEK KEK

KEKNOW

>Curknob
Rofl

>>149429926
21 is a bit cool isnt it kenny?

they're pointing and laughing at him bros

the utter fuck

can't believe my igg had a choice between the hawks or blues first this year and chose the fucking hawks
matt clarke needs to be tried and executed
worst list manager in the history of sport

>>149429942
The cameramen are laughing.

>>149429946
chin up pal you got matt owies

>>149429958
kek

>The blues are officially broken - ABC
Buck status?

VOSS OUT

REV UP SEN. THEY SHOULD BE HAVING TALKBACK.
mpv 'https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_1/chunklist.m3u8'

would love to see the viewing numbers for that game
i'd imagine it fell off an absolute cliff. The AFL won't be happy

>>149429972
their own fault for continually scheduling dogshit on the weeknight games

>Voss is already waiting in the rooms
Owarida.

Britney Spears, Shaggy and Craig David were all in a elevator and someone farted:
Craig David said "I'm walkin' away!",
Shaggy said "Wasnt me!",
and Britney said "Oops i did it again!"

>rioli seemingly a psycho who threatens people
>all the opposition players always look super friendly with him post game
anyone else noticed this

>>149429984
prepping the noose rn

>>149429988
HOWLING

all that junk time distracts from the fact that Carlton got absolutely fucking rolled in the first quarter. It was pathetic.
This wasn't a long game where Port grinded out a nice lead, they flogged them immediately

>>149429990
Wouldn't you be?

>>149429969
Patience is wearing thin, need these callers pronto

lol. lmao.
kek.
kwab.

>>149430007
kek good point

>>149430009
Way to kill all future sales.

>Just wait, it'll go for $5 dollars the day before the game.

>>149430009
very slimy statement

>>149430009
fucking lmao

>>149430009
looks like the actual market value of a ticket is probably 10-30 dollars but they set it at 130 probably to avoid being called misogynists haha

>>149430009
you JUST can't script these memes

>>149429876
I don't think they have anyone that can go with him and after the Windhager shit last week whoever matches up against him will be in the spotlight from the umps.

Night, fuckheads.

>>149430009
Good luck getting anyone to pay $100+ in the future, you reap what you sow. Shouldn't have been able to charge it in the first place.

>>149430009
Sounds like those who went got to see a girl mangle her knee. Worth it.

>>149429909
crispy

Finally callers are on

>>149430064
must of been on her period

>>149429969
What the fuck kind of link is that

disappointed my porties didn't flog them by more

>>149430084
i pasted it into vlc media player and it worked

>>149430084
mpv = media player.
https...m3u8 = A web link to the radio stream from the afl website.

https://aflapi.afl.com.au/broadcasting/afl/live/audio?pageSize=25

>>149430096
same

>>149430084
it's a terminal command

settlement completed on the unit lads

>>149430102
>>149430105
doesnt work for me

>>149430118
crisp me 2 months ago
you buy it yourself or with help?

>>149430125
all me, got a coworker whose dadza chucked in 100k on his. we should be so lucky

>>149430004
this. the club stands for nothing and just laid down and died. worthless

>>149430124
Been a while since using VLC. Is there an option to open a URL?

>>149430124
press ctrl+n and paste it in
or go Media -> Open network stream

>>149430118
Well done knackers, I'll bring a kickarse pressie for the /alf/ housewarming

>>149430004
carlton are dogshit but the one thing i'll say in their defence is port randomly have games at adelaide where they will just rape a team out of nowhere- e.g sydney last year. should've been better obviously but few teams can withstand that

>>149430142
ken oath blud nangs are on you

who's replacing vossy?

Coaches are "literally" worthless.

nighty night alfiepoos

>All the talk on all stations is about replacing coaches
He gone.

Hinkley to Carlton

>>149430218
Hinkley would be a huge get for Tasmania if they make it into the league.

Given Carlton are beginning to fall towards the bottom of the ladder now, how much are they hoping the stadium deal for Tasmania falls through and AFL indefinitely suspends the Tassie License

we should send carlton to tassie

didnt an under15 boys soccer team just obliterate the womens national team of switzerland

>>149430306
Many such cases

>>149430218
i see him at richmond

they should start a new thing in footy like they do in horse racing where two guys train the same team. hinky and horse at carlton.

>>149430365
Essendon tried that and it was a disaster

>>149430374
essedon tried a lot of things

the sandman

>>149430385
jew

>>149430306
they should really stop holding these matches. doesn't do much good for the narrative

>>149430666
butters is a likeable dickhead, daicos is an unlikeable fuckhead

last for my beloved bombies

my team is shitter than your team

So brave

Test

test cricket > test footy