Day 2 of 1st Test of Australians tour of the West Indies @ Barbados
WINDIES 57/4.
v AUSTRALIA 180.
Day 1 highlights: https://youtu.be/LmvCExfCUZE
England beat India at Headingley btw
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Highlights of all 4 days of the last round of championship matches, with the new table:
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>>149429489 (OP)that video has half a million views in under 12 hours but there's absolutely nobody at the stadium aside from aussie boomers, wags, and kids given free tickets given to schools so the education budget is given some relief
>pozzies back in poz
>west indians who couldn't go to the game
>jeets
>other cricketing fans
>>149429501 LoL, i am also a deaf spaz lord give me pussy.
I deafened you mums pussy when I spazed into it champ
>>149429529where's Topsex and Uppersex?
>>149429582don't believe your mum plies her trade in the UK mate
>>149429580that wasn't funny nice try champ
>>149429528I have multiple centuries (2) and multiple 50s (not sure how many, probably 5)
My historic dominance against shit bowlers is well established
But now it's time to try something new and become a bowlsman
>fieldsoccupier grasses the ball
>immediately clutches it to his chest and celebrates without a second thought
every time
you didn't sell your BAZ just because idiots on here spread the FUD r-right /cric/?
I will if he picks Bashit, Smudge, Bethell, Creepy and Woakes to go to poz
>oh yeah? that's fun, I played a lot of cricket when I was younger too. Are you more of a batsman or a bowler then?
>uh actually the team have said I'm best as the side's specialist longbarriersman
>>149429645Smudge is in our team fella
the first XI's specialist exposer of shitjeet lies
1st XI have a 100% winning record with me in the team, but only a 43% record without me
Fielding standards clearly make a BIG difference
>>149429611t. Jamie Porter (except you forgot the bit where he marches up to Ethan Brookes, aggressively points a finger in his face, and starts shouting at him and calling him a cheat, all because he didn't immediately work (thus conceding the game, as he was the last wicket) for a catch which was clearly grounded)
>>149429719In baseball they'd call you the glue guy
>>149429719also could mean they drop you for the big games
>>149429731*walk, not work
4chan needs an edit button!
>>149429740I expect the team to fall apart now they've dropped me then
>>149429757Yeah and I don't mind that desu, was always going to be the case when some of these private school tarqs came back from uni
Bit that grinds my gears is that 2nd XI is probably the right standard for me at the moment but I haven't played a single game for them for some reason, just go between the 1s and 3s
Bit that further grinds my gears is that the 3s captain picked his son to bat ahead of me as well as bowling his full allocation of overs, so I didn't even get a proper bat in that side last time
it does, you need a 4chan pass to acquire the "edit posts" feature
But this week I'm hoping they'll give me a bowl
Never bowled in adult cricket before, but I think it's time
Non-spinning off-spin right arm round through the wicket will take 3-4 wickets per match in 3rd XI cricket as long as I chuck it relatively straight
>>149429821>paying for 4chanGRIM
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>4chan pass user
>paid to use 4chan
several captchas were filled to acknowledge a 4chan pass post
t. jealous paupers who can only imagine the life of hedonistic luxury a 4chan pass user enjoys
not seen that for over five years now :)
Zohran will institute sharia law in NYC
>>149430032>promote pro-gay, pro-trans initiatives>it's to get a list of who to sharia murder before re-electionhe's playing both sides so he always comes out on top
>>149430043the palpatine approach
*goes back in time to the top floors of the 9/11 towers to tell trapped office workers the city will elect a muslim mayor*
>>149430057>it's cool though he's actually indian>btw we're going to spend 20 years fighting iraq over this despite them having nothing to do with this>also trump becomes president>also when you get home invest in a company called nvidia (30 cents a share then, now $154)>and the company that makes the ipod (23 cents a share then, now $201)
>>149430116>first /pw/>now /cric/get this slag outta here
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Next match you're attending in person, lads?
For me it's England - India Ladies T20 at the Oval
Who wanking they dick off
>>149430122>india ladiesimagine the smell
Interstellar > Oppenheimer > Dunkirk > Memento > Insomnia > The Dark Knight > The Prestige > Batman Begins > Tenet > The Dark Knight Rises
>>149430116HELLO BB HOW ARE U DO YOU HAVE JEETCHAT?!? CAN WE TALK DO YOU WANT TO BE A COMMUNICATION?!?
>>149430135you should have left out memento, it would have been funny.
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I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO WATCHING THE CRICKET TONIGHT
Interesting lineups from Austria - Romania. Do they import players just to compete? Or are their homegrown players all too casual?
Interstellar is good but it falls apart at the end, same thing with Tenet which was really excellent until the final act. I haven't seen most of the others, The Prestige was good I've only seen it once and that was at the theatre. The Dark Knight was alright
I wanted to go to the movies to watch Oppenheimer but mumberg never got around to taking me to see it so I still haven't seen it
Barbie was better anyway
>i-it's anti-men propaganda!!
whoosh
>>149430230None of these nations care enough to import pajeets just to be in their cricket team
It's all made up of 12th-rate pajeets who are already there (yes, they're pretty much everywhere now)
They're usually way below club cricket level, which is why you get these viral clips of awful players playing awfully from the European cricket league
>>149430274HELLO SAAR I CAN TAKE YOU AND YOUR MOTHER TO SEE SMURFS ARE YOU INTERESTED?!? I ONLY ASK OF YOUR MOTHER'S HAND IN MARRIAGE SO I CAN BRING OVER MY ENTIRE EXTENDED FAMILY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1ZRkS3W6zI
Not really that funny tbqh
>>149430327Whats the deal with the European Cricket League? Is anyone allowed to play it? And why is it on TV?
I would like to eat some chocolate and drink some coffee
I just ate some chocolate
>>149430327Ah I see, just watching some Finnish club cricket on Youtube now and it's all Indians as far as I can tell. Wonder if they ever get a genuine Pekka in there to mix things up. Had no idea there was Indian communities there.
>>149430389I would like to but I can’t
>>149430392Finns are too busy playing that baseball game where it goes into the river every time and you don't actually pitch it at them.
There's a reason why Indians are making up the majority of these teams and clubs in these countries. Indians are the ones bringing cricket to these places, they're working in IT and as delivery men on student visas and playing cricket. Every foreign sport in every country has an origin story
i should have been an actor
>>149430353if you want funny cricket videos, just look up nut shots
watching some england nz women's match on youtube and all the commenters appear to be indians with bets on it fuckin odd that
>>149430389i got some violet crumble from aldi. was good.
>>149430434brown hands typed this post
kath makes me longg iykwim haha
If his dad had pulled out he'd be "Cummouts"
>>149430593AHA! YES! VERY FUN SAAR!
>>149430593and if your mum had wiped the toilet seat you wouldn’t of posted that
I am here now. You may commence with the test cricket.
>>149430667black and proud
>>149430669GO FUCK YOURSELF BUD!
*gives you a jolly good cricketing*
If this shit doesnt start in 10 minutes, I'm going to bed. This isn't the Ashes.
>>149430688bagels were invented in Dublin btw
>>149430699only wifebeating was invented in direland gaylord
>>149430355Not sure desu
I guess the idea is to grow European cricket by giving it a proper platform, but nobody wants to call out the fact that 95% of players are bang average pajeet immigrants who can't even speak the language of the country they're in
I remember about 5 years ago there was an actual Romanian (think he was called Pavel Florin or something like that) who was absolutely dreadful but really passionate about the sport, and everybody got excited because that's what they were actually trying to encourage
>>149430678Hostility? On Test Cricket Day? Well, I never!!
>>149430122Was at day 3 of Headingley, may go to the hundred if people from work go. Otherwise probably not until next year now.
>>149430434Not really, the pajeet invasion of Europe is only a couple of decades old, but cricket in those countries precedes that
Historically it will have been enthusiastic anglos initiating it with a little bit more local involvement
>>149430734I was referring to that well known meme but I guess you're probably brown and don't know it.
>>149430122day 1 at adelaide :)
>>149430780I accept your apology
>>149430749Romania’s first international was not until 2009 so I’m going to assume that the claim for cricket being played in Romania since 1893 is based on the annual British Embassy midsomer society cricket match and picnic
It's pad first ffs you can see the ultraedge
>>149430789i accept your shade of brown and continue on
THAT WAS OUT
THT WAS OUT
THAT WAS OUT
>Wearing a Jamaican hat makes a bold statement about your connection to Reggae music.
FUCKING SAM AGAIN
GET HIM OFF
GET KONSTAS OFF
woke dei decision. shall wait for sky news australia to comment on this event.
fucking cheating westjeets that never hit his bat
>>149430856>croatian fascist lucy zelic is forced to spend 25 minutes talking about cricketglorious
business idea: allow zoomers to have their phones on the field so they can entertain themselves between deliveries, and help them concentrate during long spells.
>>149430861i've got your stream right here
*unzips*
*pisses on you*
>>149430861https://sport7.pro/
based shouting man in the crowd man
You can get kayo for a month for $1
>>149430870Also, have the main screen showing subway surfer, muted family guy, and oddly satisfying videos.
>>149430797You were talking about European countries generally, not Romania specifically
I can't find the scorecard for the Romania vs Bulgaria match in 2009 you refer to, but I've found reference to a T20 tournament they competed in in Macedonia the following year which was organised by the "British Business Group Macedonia", which rather backs up my point, I'd suggest
>>149430899thats for goys who like watching shit with a 30 second delay
>>149430899yeah but I'd be giving $1 to the people who own kayo.
>>149430870Did this at training last week when they insisted on playing a training match (meaning instead of having a proper net session, most of us had to stand around in the field)
Wanted to watch the Pears in the T20
hilarious how they forced region blocked the windies yt stream, TYPICAL greedy cunts.
>>149430911I said the majority of. I’m also not bothered in pursuing this debate :^) you may assume I’m wrong and well out of order
>>149430913Yeah but then they give that $1 to Israel so rabbi says it’s ok
>>149430960>enters debate with an ill informed opinion>gets immediately proven wrong>"I'm not bothered in pursuit this debate"
>>149430959>Didn't keep it running all dayGrim.
Test matches should ALL be fta and that’s my absolute final offer.
You can put a fucking ad on between every single over and have at blocks at the breaks and even live ad reads and on screen ads during play I don’t care but it should be fta so everyone can see it
The radio stream on the Windies YouTube page is pretty fucking comfy to listen to as you lie in bed
>>149430979the powers at be got to em
>>149430984Nah, I'd rather pay and have more game coverage without corporate shite
>>149430959There was actually competitive bidding for the rights for this series in Australia. Seven and Fox were going for it but got outbid by ESPN. Would have cracked the shits when they found out the match was being streamed for free on YouTube lmao
>>149430984Think it’s only us, Kiwis and India that have FTA test coverage. Saffas I think get the occasional series on SABC.
>>149430984I always been curious what the results the english county sides have found with putting all the county matches free on youtube. If I remember correctly they were behind a paywall until covid, when they decided to put them fta to give people something to watch.
>>149431013Do you think they found out? Windies might've spotted it before anyone from Fox caught on
>>149431013>Seven and Fox were going for itJust like Seven got the rights for the ODI but decide not to air it so it's Fox only ;^)
>>149430977Ok since you really are keen I’ll do one more let’s look at Macedonia.
Established 2007 and here’s the team list from 2010
Chenna Reddy (Captain)
Andrey Trydub
Harshendrakumar Nagaraj
Tony Little
John Bycroft
Rohit Jaswal
Wasim Mohammed
Stefan van der Merwe
Milan Shetty
Roy Plower
Ilija Tasev
John Spence
Kiril Tasev
Anthony Gbadamosi
Nikola Horwatovic
Jeremy Steeley
Bob Steinbrecher
Jameel Ahamed
Prasun Sinha
Somesh Kunnathuparambil
Prakash Kolekar
Milan Nestoroski
Abhishek Srivastava
>>149431008Then have both, have a paid option without ads
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sorry it was only in the 90s and 2000s lads #9WIDEWOLDOFSPORTS4EVA
SHOULDER ARMS BACK IN THE PAVILION CHAMP, YOURE OUT
If I were a cricket player I would simply hit a ball to the boundary instead of letting it go past and get me out.
Can’t leave those champion
That one hit the pad as well you tv commentator cunts.
You got a bat son, try using it.
On debut, he has been the best windies batsman so far.
>>149431041went to school with milan nestoroski
HE’S LEFT ALONE THE BISHOP-POPE TROPHY
>>149431093Is he the guy that dropped like 4 catches, costing the Windies at least 70 runs?
hope?
>>149431093Better than Brian Lara?
why cant windies just put their white ball players as their lineup. surely they can baz their way to 200 at least.
>your primary school teacher never brought you for a test cricket excursion
show me on the doll where he tested your cricket
>>149431041Looks like a mix of anglos, saffers, pajeets, and a few token locals too
And we know that the competition itself was created by the anglos
So the idea that European cricket is only played because of pajeets is utter balderdash and (dare I say it) claptrap
>>149431121i was taken to an AFL game but yes, that is lost now.
>>149431034the Aussie tv rights for this series would be a relatively significant revenue source for CWI. You’d think they would be hyper sensitive to pissing off the Australian broadcaster so they may have onto it
wonder what will happen to the side after these 4 retire
a strong stream in my face when?
white people being good at cricket is unnatural.
>>14943113110/24 are subcontinental names and the rest of them are returned Australians, Saffas, and possibly 3 British. Almost half the team are subcontinentals. I reckon if we look into this “British Business Group Macedonia” they’ll more than likely be importing things like Patak’s curry sauces from the UK and incense sticks from India
>>149431143they lose a shitload of money every time they host a test series that isn’t against the jeets or the poms
the business will involve electric scooters no doubt
FOX is watching this thread intently
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>>149431204why would they? Someone post the dead Warne meme
>>149431189So less than half are pajeets, and the organiser from British Business Group Macedonia isn't a pajeet (Ray Power), yet you stick by your claim that it's only because of the presence of pajeets in these countries that the game is played at all?
>>14943121910/24 in a three year old organisation is significant
>>149431199That’s the case here too. The Ashes and Border Gavaskar trophy make a profit for CA because of Pom tourist ticket sales and Indian TV rights. Same for Windies cricket. They might actually do okay financially out of this series as there are a lot of Aussies over there and ESPN had to actually compete for the rights.
>>149431161bookmark this url. the domain keeps changing
https://www.google.com/search?q=freestreamslive1
>>149431200hella good
you’ve got a bat champ FUCKING USE IT
>YOU WILL HAVE NOTHING FOR FREE AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY
they should maybe just spend less hosting tests then?
business idea: hard limit on the number wickets taken before 1.5 days of play
Remember when the West Indies officially changed the name of their team to Windies? Fuck that was funny
USMAN KHAWAJA
USMAN KHAWAJA
HIS DAD IS A TERRORIST
AND WHO DRIVES AN UBER CAR
windies always stream games for free but as soon as ausfags are in the picture its a problem, GO FUCK YASELFS CRICAUS YOU $ HUNGRY DOUCHBAGS!.
i used to get so many yous back in 2020. it was me who invented chloe swarbrick.
Think her dad was the on who "invented" her when he came in her mum champ
aboriginal people have basically guaranteed into medicine programs
>>149431401from the sick and twisted mind of jordan peele
er pozziebros, think you might actually take some wickets?
>>149431423>benefits innit why work when you can hunt/fish/beatyafamily
I always want Australia to lose
>>149431423Thinking I might be part aboriginal somewhere down the line when it comes time to apply.
i claim aboriginality on the part of my drinking habits
>>149431462based HISland
me thinks also i do have a very big cock
i claim aboriginality because i'm on the dole
You still have to pass and you might not enjoy it, probably won't, because you will have to read things and remember stuff it will hurt your soft brain. There's always jobs adjacent to medicine, need carpark security dudes and floor cleaners and someone to wash the sheets and that kind of stuff
Does mudslime kekwaja seethe if anyone hits a four or a six to gazza
random souths guy spotted
I need a job that requires minimal brainpower
It turns out that Babel, or the Necessity of Violence (2022) is just dreary anti-White propaganda and not even particularly well written or interesting either
Shame really, was recommended to me by a Cambridge grad who said it was one of the best books she'd ever read, so I thought it might have a bit more substance about it
>>149431553cricket umpire based on this session
give me HISland because me dole me
>a minimum of 6 job applications a month btw
>>149431622Reading is based.
GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GAZZA YA CUNT
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>>149431663the dolebludger
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>>149431663not me. I'll go out for a ride
>>149431671Happens once or even sometimes twice a day
>>149431671Never loaded for me. What was it?
Surely Australia should be thinking about taking a hattrick right around now
>>149431694Can see why the janny wanted it gone.
>Bumrah to miss the next test
Thinking England might win the Kumble-Gough trophy.
Is Beau Webster homosexual?
>>149431873No. Why would you think that?
>>149431874gn mate don’t forget your bedstump and if that fucking vampire sticks his head out from under that bed you take the fucking stump and stick it straight through his fucking heart
>>149431873THE SLUG IS A GAY THUG, YES.
Beau just isn't a man's name now is it
>>149431990>Jeetan its all your fault
>>149431553based HR DEI slag
pozbros think your team should try taking some wickets next session.
Best Indies are definitely in the winning position
>>149432127based brown opinion
that redhead in the lynx ad is insanely hot for a ginger
This general is cringe you guys just talk about the game
>>149432118anyone know which country currently holds the ashes
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>>149432216that's a hard question
>>149431553applied for laptop thumbing yet mate
>>149432225sorry meant that's a loaded question iykwim haha
>>149431892The earring...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VOGoiaZlX8
>>149432303his channel seemed to be partially nuked, plenty of his old uploads were re-upped on a second robelinda.
>>149432262i dont know what you mean
>>149432284What about it?
>>149432331no but steven loaday
business idea: more ball changes
back on the cherries lads
>>149432262fuck off 'mick
I was being careful not to show any of my fingers, I'm holding it by the stem
lol he's obviously knicked it, but there's only a noise before it reaches the bat lol.
Fuck me hows he given that
>>149432763it looked to me like the ball deviated away from the bat prior to hitting the pad.
Need super duper ultra slo mo at all tests
It's a shame the indians figured out how to cheat hotspot because that would have been the final word in edges.
Who was the retard in the background saying "YEAH THAT'S OUT!!!!!!!!!!!"
>>149432833Reckon it was Green or Wagner
it wasn't lbw
t. #1 cricket authority in my country
>0.97 runs per over this sewssion
grim areas
dare i say it
but is australian test cricket in decline
>>149432988Cricket as a whole is in decline.
Paywalls and spamming Twenty20 matches/tournaments everywhere has killed it off.
We used to have kino Tri-Nation ODI series leading into test series, but now it's a team comes out, plays 2-3 tests, a couple of ODIs (paywalled) and 10 Twenty20s (paywalled) and no one cares.
GOTTEM GONE. BEAU BIG DICK WEBSTER.
>>149433064I just looked at Australia's schedule and the ACB is so desperate to spam short form matches that there's going to be 3 T20's and 3 one dayers in friggen Darwin and Cairns. Middle of fucken nowhere but the only places north enough that'll be warm enough to play.
Then they go to New Zealand to play three T20's in four days then back to playing India for 3 ODI's and 5 T20's only.
2 weeks after the India T20's they start the first Ashes Test. It's insane.
GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF BACK TO DOORWESTJEETS CUNT
Stately, plump Beau Webster
Ausbros we're perilously close to losing the story here
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF BACK TO THE CARIBBEAN CUNT
>>149433362Go into the 2nd innings with a lead and we've owned the story.
>First innings lead
Never in doubt. Easy whitewash from here.
>>149433419meant windies iykwim haha
>>149433442https://youtu.be/dnD4e28TseQ
literally me
>needing memeslogs to get a lead
pathetic from the windies tbqhf
Australia will never win a test match again :(
>>149433589If a team only scores 180 you should be memeslogging from the get go.
>>149433603All we'd have to do is line up Ireland and we'll win 5-0.
>>149433660kf we did it'd be lineland iykwim haha
>>149433683>iykwimI actually don't
>>149433692gonna have to agree with this guy from lebanon
>10 behind the Wet Shiddies after the first innings
Think I may read some high literature during the last session
bit of a grire showing by the windies that desu
had a good opportunity to get a test win but now they'll get btfo I'm afraid
still, pozzies look nowhere near ready to face bazball. outside chance of them getting 5-0'd even
The writing's on the wall for Australia
>>149433914Dopeland by John Birmingham
DROPPED THE FRANK WORRELL
DROPPED THE FRANK WORRELL AGAIN
DROPPED THE LAWRY-CHANDERPAUL
>>149434051I was thinking on the road by my man jack kerouac
>He needs to go to church
Kek
DROPPED THE HARVEY (NOT THE GOOD ONE)-CHANDERPAUL (NOT THE GOOD ONE) TROPHY
>>149434083Yeah but that doesn't have the story of the dutchman sitting in a bathtub wearing one of those old diving helmets pulling 15l spring water bottle buckets
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>>149434051I'm reading this
>>149434083sweet book
makes the late 1940s seem like the most happening place to be
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Holy shit just seen the Carey 'catch'. Ball was clearly on the ground wtf.
>>149434358My fist in your asshole limey
Baz is right, why waste all that time boring everyone for 5 runs
yeah the ashes are coming home
>test cricket
*appears*
>zachary keith rhys bowen
*disappears*
I don’t feel like adulting today -.-
I wonder if he was laughing at the Best Indies batsperson who got out like that
was a bit close though not a terrible review
more umpball it flicks his pad first
Why are the pitches so bad in the West Indies? Is it because they have retarded (black) curators?
>>149436770probably
never forget the abandoned test of 1998: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-xo5QrRIMM
It’s not a bad pitch if you pay attention to how the wickets are falling it’s a combination primarily of good bowling on the bowlers part and poor decision making on the batsperson
>>149436770>Kensington >Bad pitch Nah
Marnus would have gotten 100 here
>>149436849This match is in Barbados it’s a completely separate place from Kingston which is in Jamaica
Voges would have had 400*
Retiring to honour Lara
The four Australian wickets this innings only Khawaja got out by a ripper ball the other three were two misjudgments and a bad shot
Not withstanding the 27 dropped catches which were predominantly good balls
>>149436881Proper cricket innit
Australia sending their best crowd for day 2
Notwithstanding is one word
Not in my dialect you imperialist bastard
Don't care, he should learn the correct English. This is a serious language
>>149436770Aussies also got skittled out at Lord’s in the WTC final the other week.
>>149437068Yes well then bringing up a bad pitch from over a quarter of a century ago at a completely different ground which occurred due to circumstances moreso than poor curatorship is hardly relevant, perhaps you can explain it better am I missing something?
>>149437091It’s the iPhone autocorrect it’s fucked and I don’t know how to even turn it off
It was trying to turn moreso into one word too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92wCPfqyVbg
Robert Palmer did look like an older bloke even when he was young. Great musician nonetheless.
*two words
This is some proper Windies pace attitude
Where the fuck is Steven Peter Devereux Smith?
tipping a windies victory tomorrow and a return of the "test is dead" narrative
It’s just that lots of modern batsmen can’t bat.
>>149437187Broke his finger the other week on the boobytrap the mcc members hid at his slip position
>>149437187Sugar overload, he's taking a nap for a few days.
>>149437199>tipping a windies victory tomorrow perhaps
>and a return of the "test is dead" narrative"no"
If the Windies are back so is test cricket
Windies have been 'back' about a dozen times in the last decade
I won't believe it until it actually happens
>>149436770not sure the racism was required. do better mate, you're in your 30s now
>>149436887yeah just like how ireland and the UK are totally seperate places despite being exactly the same
jog on
Windies aren't back Australia are just complete shit now
>>149437594will make the upcoming 4-1 loss in australia all the more painful
the Cummins team was kind of on the older side so were never going to maintain their peak too long. Cummins himself will still be elite for around 3 more years and they would want to build a new team around him but the problem is the lack of talent - Cam Green? lmao it's over
>>149437573some of Ireland is in the UK you muppet, go finish secondary school
>>149437551Do you know where you are?
>>149437640I’ve been thinking about Green and if his bowling was just a little bit better he could be selected as a bowler so once they find a new 5 or 6 Green might be ready to replace a retiring bowler
>tfw no toil tomorrow
https://youtu.be/DFM140rju4k?si=VkO7UWk3F147hnAP
first test isn't even over in the windies tour and the poms have already won the ashes
>>149437702Yeah not on /b/ you retard are you trying to draw janny attention to this thread you fucking spazzer
>>149437288Yah, I think it would take a couple winning seasons in a row first
>>149437726just hand it over now and we wont embarrass you over christmas mate, just trying to be nice
>>149437740>Crying over someone calling bl*ck people retarded.Go back to plebbit immediately. Holy shit.
if we did somehow win the ashes in australia i'm going to look up in the archive how many posts have "anyone know which country currently holds the ashes" and post as many instances plus one of it under a UK flag
technically we do hold the original ashes, believe it has a permanent home at lords so that autists meme is mute at best
hello
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reminder it is england AND wales
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM4mIlYKG9s&ab_channel=JulianZee
wales need to fuck off until they produce a better player than robert croft
unathletic welsh genetics are so embarrassing honestly
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In with a shout this year glammylad
>>149437918KWAB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og1uYFTfAtY
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>>149437937we did but he got led astray by a fucking BITCH
glammylad is a Surrey tarq who needs to drop the larp already
>>149437945we WILL bottle top 2
guaranteed
not played div 1 for 20 years
>>149437918Not a big fan of wales but its a decent anthem
should be WALES and england, much more likeable
>>149437918England should have its own anthem too, instead of god save the king/queen.
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>>149438184which one though?
>>149438198This one
https://youtu.be/6x_jgWm0QFA?si=RWBV38bhD-b6KlXg
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this song was my favourite for so long growing up and now i miss my yoof, met this singer a few times. nice lad, bit gay though.
https://youtu.be/vOFVIwcSoR8?si=_HW0w53XdJ2sUOms
>no more marnus, smith kino
i was never going to make it anyways
You have a weird taste glammylad
marnus will always be a glammy legend no matter what happens to him at international level
200_s
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'chabin 'chabin x
proper CRACKER abrewin' innit
fuckin' oath moite
Did someone queef in here?
>>149438452cheesed to meat you
Here’s your Pom anthem https://youtu.be/_ktKbY02OHA?si=r07RKhUNazE7vzC4
>>149438573one who smelt it dealt it
YWNBAW †
>>149438658x
time zone is the worst for viewing but i'd like to watch
convinced a mate to go to the T20WC qualifier in The Hague to teach him the game.
>T20WC
>The Hague
appropriate considering T20 is a war crime and just not cricket
>>149439830you would know all about crimes as an Australian
>>149440108>rachel rileybut enough about the lolocaust
Zimbabwe v South Africa kino tomorrow lads
>>149440512but enough about your penal colony
>england beat india
>windies on their way to beating aus
what has happened to cricket?
>>149440977Meant Bulawayo btw
>>149440632meant Rhodesia btw
did /cric/ pioneer the "x is COOKED" vernacular that other online spaces use now?
just need to push ROOTED a bit more before he retires
>/cric/
>pioneering anything
I have my doubts
>>149441954I'm fairly certain it's been a term in the southern hemisphere for a long time
I just checked my chats with mates and we started saying it in 2016 in NZ
>>149442047alastair cook retired in 2018
it was used here throughout his career before that, especially in GONE GOTTEM posts
did you see the kanye tweet a couple weeks ago where he used "queem"?
>>149442072Spent some time looking through 4plebs, the earliest correct usage of it is from a cycling thread in 2012
Its usage spread across other generals over 2012, 13 and 14
Can't say we pioneered it unfortunately, but we very well may have made it cool
>>149435420so true
and another reason we should have more tests on the schedules
>>149440960Cricket is healing.
good morning /cric/!
good morning ausbros!
good morning kiwibros!
good morning pakibros!
good morning indiabros!
good morning dutchbros!
good morning turkbro!
good morning eirebro!
...sebbo
ITS FRIDAYYYYYYYYY
https://youtu.be/DLqW0cVlH9Q?si=39ryvzezeRC8ZCjO
SEBBO ACKNOWLEDGED
SEBBO ACKNOWLEDGED
SEBBO ACKNOWLEDGED
Curtis
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>>149442813happy friday fren x
Why do they stick Green at 3 when he clearly isn't handling it, and Head has batted up the order before (literally opened a few times) and hasn't been a disaster.
>>149441954>>149442001>4chan>not pioneering anythingi have my doubts
>>149442072hell cooked and rooted were used here far before 2012 just not in relation to cricket specifically
>>149442535applied for kashmir yet mate
>>149443098Not that anon. I'm new to /cric/.
>I’m new to /cric/
lel you’re fooling no one
Sydney International is full of signs to watch out for spiked drinks abroad
On that note, I shall be posting under a peewee flag this weekend
>>149443225off anywhere nice fren
Burnt out
Fed up
Can't go on
>>149443419nah just going home to see my parents in Auckland
mumzas chomping at the bit honestly, feel a lil bad that I havent been back sooner
I want to go snowboarding in nz
>>149442813morning mate
https://youtu.be/FpdA-mzE3jc?si=G0Crg6qLI5f4TjXt
>>149443437wish my mumza was still alive
regret my mumza is still alive
>>149443921stay away from me you freak
>>149443222heard you don't want to drink anythingin indo unless you se them pour your drink
just too many horror stories innit lad
>>149443921why are you smiling?
>>149443921feel better soon mate
>>149443991I was told laughter is the best medicine
>>149443991he did an indy 900 on his skateboard
amphetamines are the best medicine
>>149443991it's an interesting officer, discussion
>>149443966trip on masky + vaxy + boosty
>>149443921granny murderer
>>149444100it's an interesting honour, your discussion
new dire gimmick just dropped
>>149444599him him a chance mate we need some fresh 'mmicks
That's Not My Milk Pail!!!
absolutely DEVILISH scrandle today, managed an 8/10 though. simply built different me (fat cunt)
>>149443981yeah, luckily I don't drink
should just drop the first part of micksperg's name at this point. the lad has 0 good micks but thousands of spergy moments
GTA VI is going to suck i bet
2 of the last 3 times micksperg has "got a laugh have been me and I'm pretty sure the other one also wasn't micksperg lol
iykwim haha is his one good creation and does form a canvas for a good joke every so often
just spotted dogsperg in the forward pocket
no such thing as an elite zoomer cricketer
>>149445236Pretty sure Pakistan have a few (their actually 7 years older than their stated age)
>>149445113the good news is that you're probably wrong
>>149445830How’s Auckland mate? Say g’day to your mum from me
>>149445830nah he's almost certainly right
rockstar has been dumbing down their missions for a decade with RDR2 being a fucking monotonous bore where you couldnt use any innovation to complete a quest - you have to do it in the exact way you want or you get failed
add to that the pozzed writers who are writing gta 6 and its almost certainly going to only be similar to gta 5 in visuals quality
the writing will be bad, far from the great satirical humour that GTA really nailed in prev games
will be fun to just drive around and shoot people like always, but the actual games not going to be good
also Irish, I'm the auspeewee. after all that talk, mumza didn't even stay up to say hello to me so I've only seen dadza and dogza so far
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Why does every big team nowadays want a test match with Zimbabwe?
West Indies would've won the WTC final
>>149441954i know with certainty that truthnuke/TRVKE originated on au/sp/ as did SEETHING
are own zachy invented 'so true' which has made it beyond outer /sp/ace and all the way to other boards
>>149446006trvke isn't used in popular discourse
pioneering seething is a good win for au/sp/
>>149445923She was probably exhausted from worrying about you on the flight and etc. How’s the air? Australia absolutely reeks of eucalyptus and I notice that every time I’m in or out
>>149446006I thought "seething" came from /asp/ (/pw/ now) along with "rent free".
>au/sp/
no such thing and cringe to think there is
you have a shite afl thread to share gay google drive folders that moves at snails pace and that's about it
I can smell a gumtree from 800m away here, always a fun game going to new parks and botanical gardens
/afl/ is faster than /cric/ except when australia is playing a test (then it's about even)
Missus is saying 800m is an exaggeration it’s more like, a still impressive, 200m
>>149446209/afl/ is miles quicker than /cric/. Recently there’s been crics up for whole weeks before reaching the bump. It’s only recently picked up thanks to the WTC Final and the Headingley test.
>>149446204/nrl/ brought it to /asp/
Australia is one of the four great founders of internet culture - the others being America, Finland, and Canada. The UK didn’t even have any access until 2006
Can we hurry this thread up almost at the bump, might as well get a new in for the days play.
>>149446196I don't really notice australian air having s smell
the only thing my nose picks up in aus is the smell of bat shit when I'm around areas where bats be shitting
bat shit has a very distinct smell
>>149446261Very well then
>>149446263Pozzies have been claiming that stuff about gum trees since the Great War.
>>149446261what is unc doing with that shell
At least two dodgy decisions going Aussies way yesterday
>>149446263It’s ok I guess it’s because you’re a kiwi you didn’t grow up with it
>>149446282It’s a conch there’s a big snail like thing lives in there and they eat those then use the shell as a horn like a bugle
>>149445869actually never been, don't think i'm missing much to be h
>>149445923quite a negative post this one
zachy be like
>I don’t like cricket (oh no)
>…
>the end
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Baked a newie btw
/nrl/ does it all the time anyway
>Let's save the thread for tomorrow
*waits 23.5 hours and then fills up the thread right before play starts*
>>149446342He has a point it does say day 2
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>>149446312real gamers are insanely jaded with AAA games these days
I mainly play roguelikes and strategy games these days since they seem to be the only genres still being made by white men (male)
would love for it to be really good, but expecting anything good is just naive
Whoever can post at exactly 00:00:00 is the winner
>>149446352Same for me except for the racism
>>149446352that's a big ass for a stick figure
>>149446339Catalogue faggot
How did india become number 1 at slips catches since 2023?
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>>149446370>>149446378don’t think I will actually
>>149446146actually bard invented that, zachy just tried to claim it after
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