Thread 149429489

Day 2 of 1st Test of Australians tour of the West Indies @ Barbados

WINDIES 57/4.
v AUSTRALIA 180.

Day 1 highlights: https://youtu.be/LmvCExfCUZE

England beat India at Headingley btw

YFO

seeconding YFO

leave bard to me

Highlights of all 4 days of the last round of championship matches, with the new table:
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>>149429489 (OP)
that video has half a million views in under 12 hours but there's absolutely nobody at the stadium aside from aussie boomers, wags, and kids given free tickets given to schools so the education budget is given some relief

Solid bake fella

>pozzies back in poz
>west indians who couldn't go to the game
>jeets
>other cricketing fans

>>149429501
LoL, i am also a deaf spaz lord give me pussy.

I deafened you mums pussy when I spazed into it champ

>>149429529
where's Topsex and Uppersex?

>>149429582
don't believe your mum plies her trade in the UK mate

>>149429580
that wasn't funny nice try champ

>>149429528
I have multiple centuries (2) and multiple 50s (not sure how many, probably 5)
My historic dominance against shit bowlers is well established
But now it's time to try something new and become a bowlsman

>fieldsoccupier grasses the ball
>immediately clutches it to his chest and celebrates without a second thought
every time

you didn't sell your BAZ just because idiots on here spread the FUD r-right /cric/?

I will if he picks Bashit, Smudge, Bethell, Creepy and Woakes to go to poz

>oh yeah? that's fun, I played a lot of cricket when I was younger too. Are you more of a batsman or a bowler then?
>uh actually the team have said I'm best as the side's specialist longbarriersman

first

>>149429645
Smudge is in our team fella

the first XI's specialist exposer of shitjeet lies

1st XI have a 100% winning record with me in the team, but only a 43% record without me

Fielding standards clearly make a BIG difference

>>149429611
t. Jamie Porter (except you forgot the bit where he marches up to Ethan Brookes, aggressively points a finger in his face, and starts shouting at him and calling him a cheat, all because he didn't immediately work (thus conceding the game, as he was the last wicket) for a catch which was clearly grounded)

>>149429719
In baseball they'd call you the glue guy

>>149429719
also could mean they drop you for the big games

sigh so depressed :(

>>149429731
*walk, not work
4chan needs an edit button!

>>149429740
I expect the team to fall apart now they've dropped me then

>>149429757
Yeah and I don't mind that desu, was always going to be the case when some of these private school tarqs came back from uni
Bit that grinds my gears is that 2nd XI is probably the right standard for me at the moment but I haven't played a single game for them for some reason, just go between the 1s and 3s
Bit that further grinds my gears is that the 3s captain picked his son to bat ahead of me as well as bowling his full allocation of overs, so I didn't even get a proper bat in that side last time

it does, you need a 4chan pass to acquire the "edit posts" feature

But this week I'm hoping they'll give me a bowl
Never bowled in adult cricket before, but I think it's time
Non-spinning off-spin right arm round through the wicket will take 3-4 wickets per match in 3rd XI cricket as long as I chuck it relatively straight

>>149429821
>paying for 4chan

GRIM
R
I
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tl;dr

>paying for frens
death

>4chan pass user
>paid to use 4chan

several captchas were filled to acknowledge a 4chan pass post

t. jealous paupers who can only imagine the life of hedonistic luxury a 4chan pass user enjoys

>>149429907
>>149429904

not seen that for over five years now :)

>Archer

lmao

Zohran will institute sharia law in NYC

>>149430032
>promote pro-gay, pro-trans initiatives
>it's to get a list of who to sharia murder before re-election
he's playing both sides so he always comes out on top

>>149430043
the palpatine approach

*goes back in time to the top floors of the 9/11 towers to tell trapped office workers the city will elect a muslim mayor*

>>149430057
>it's cool though he's actually indian
>btw we're going to spend 20 years fighting iraq over this despite them having nothing to do with this
>also trump becomes president
>also when you get home invest in a company called nvidia (30 cents a share then, now $154)
>and the company that makes the ipod (23 cents a share then, now $201)

>>149430116
>first /pw/
>now /cric/
get this slag outta here

Next match you're attending in person, lads?
For me it's England - India Ladies T20 at the Oval

Who wanking they dick off

>>149430122
>india ladies
imagine the smell

Interstellar > Oppenheimer > Dunkirk > Memento > Insomnia > The Dark Knight > The Prestige > Batman Begins > Tenet > The Dark Knight Rises

>>149430116
HELLO BB HOW ARE U DO YOU HAVE JEETCHAT?!? CAN WE TALK DO YOU WANT TO BE A COMMUNICATION?!?

>>149430135
you should have left out memento, it would have been funny.

I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO WATCHING THE CRICKET TONIGHT

Interesting lineups from Austria - Romania. Do they import players just to compete? Or are their homegrown players all too casual?

Interstellar is good but it falls apart at the end, same thing with Tenet which was really excellent until the final act. I haven't seen most of the others, The Prestige was good I've only seen it once and that was at the theatre. The Dark Knight was alright

I wanted to go to the movies to watch Oppenheimer but mumberg never got around to taking me to see it so I still haven't seen it

Barbie was better anyway
>i-it's anti-men propaganda!!
whoosh

>>149430230
None of these nations care enough to import pajeets just to be in their cricket team
It's all made up of 12th-rate pajeets who are already there (yes, they're pretty much everywhere now)
They're usually way below club cricket level, which is why you get these viral clips of awful players playing awfully from the European cricket league

>>149430274
HELLO SAAR I CAN TAKE YOU AND YOUR MOTHER TO SEE SMURFS ARE YOU INTERESTED?!? I ONLY ASK OF YOUR MOTHER'S HAND IN MARRIAGE SO I CAN BRING OVER MY ENTIRE EXTENDED FAMILY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1ZRkS3W6zI
Not really that funny tbqh

>>149430327
Whats the deal with the European Cricket League? Is anyone allowed to play it? And why is it on TV?

I would like to eat some chocolate and drink some coffee

I just ate some chocolate

>>149430327
Ah I see, just watching some Finnish club cricket on Youtube now and it's all Indians as far as I can tell. Wonder if they ever get a genuine Pekka in there to mix things up. Had no idea there was Indian communities there.

>>149430389
I would like to but I can’t

>>149430392
Finns are too busy playing that baseball game where it goes into the river every time and you don't actually pitch it at them.

There's a reason why Indians are making up the majority of these teams and clubs in these countries. Indians are the ones bringing cricket to these places, they're working in IT and as delivery men on student visas and playing cricket. Every foreign sport in every country has an origin story

i should have been an actor

>>149430353
if you want funny cricket videos, just look up nut shots

watching some england nz women's match on youtube and all the commenters appear to be indians with bets on it fuckin odd that

>>149430389
i got some violet crumble from aldi. was good.

>>149430434
brown hands typed this post

not long

>>149430552
Same

kath makes me longg iykwim haha

If his dad had pulled out he'd be "Cummouts"

>>149430593
?

>>149430593
AHA! YES! VERY FUN SAAR!

>>149430593
and if your mum had wiped the toilet seat you wouldn’t of posted that

>>149430657
you're brown.

I am here now. You may commence with the test cricket.

>>149430667
black and proud

>>149430669
GO FUCK YOURSELF BUD!

>>149430676
oy vey

*gives you a jolly good cricketing*

If this shit doesnt start in 10 minutes, I'm going to bed. This isn't the Ashes.

>>149430688
bagels were invented in Dublin btw

>>149430699
only wifebeating was invented in direland gaylord

>>149430355
Not sure desu
I guess the idea is to grow European cricket by giving it a proper platform, but nobody wants to call out the fact that 95% of players are bang average pajeet immigrants who can't even speak the language of the country they're in
I remember about 5 years ago there was an actual Romanian (think he was called Pavel Florin or something like that) who was absolutely dreadful but really passionate about the sport, and everybody got excited because that's what they were actually trying to encourage

>>149430678
Hostility? On Test Cricket Day? Well, I never!!

>>149430122
Was at day 3 of Headingley, may go to the hundred if people from work go. Otherwise probably not until next year now.

>>149430434
Not really, the pajeet invasion of Europe is only a couple of decades old, but cricket in those countries precedes that

Historically it will have been enthusiastic anglos initiating it with a little bit more local involvement

00:00:00

Advantage? Australia.

>>149430734
I was referring to that well known meme but I guess you're probably brown and don't know it.

>>149430122
day 1 at adelaide :)

>>149430780
I accept your apology

>>149430749
Romania’s first international was not until 2009 so I’m going to assume that the claim for cricket being played in Romania since 1893 is based on the annual British Embassy midsomer society cricket match and picnic

Pat Cummings

It's pad first ffs you can see the ultraedge

Pad first

>>149430789
i accept your shade of brown and continue on

THAT WAS OUT
THT WAS OUT
THAT WAS OUT

RIGGED

FUCKING SAM AGAIN
GET HIM OFF
GET KONSTAS OFF

woke dei decision. shall wait for sky news australia to comment on this event.

fucking cheating westjeets that never hit his bat

stream?

>>149430856
>croatian fascist lucy zelic is forced to spend 25 minutes talking about cricket
glorious

business idea: allow zoomers to have their phones on the field so they can entertain themselves between deliveries, and help them concentrate during long spells.

>>149430861
i've got your stream right here
*unzips*
*pisses on you*

>>149430861
https://sport7.pro/

>>149430879
thanks champ

based shouting man in the crowd man

>>149430882
nice juan

You can get kayo for a month for $1

>>149430870
Also, have the main screen showing subway surfer, muted family guy, and oddly satisfying videos.

>>149430797
You were talking about European countries generally, not Romania specifically

I can't find the scorecard for the Romania vs Bulgaria match in 2009 you refer to, but I've found reference to a T20 tournament they competed in in Macedonia the following year which was organised by the "British Business Group Macedonia", which rather backs up my point, I'd suggest

>>149430899
thats for goys who like watching shit with a 30 second delay

>>149430899
yeah but I'd be giving $1 to the people who own kayo.

>>149430870
Did this at training last week when they insisted on playing a training match (meaning instead of having a proper net session, most of us had to stand around in the field)

Wanted to watch the Pears in the T20

time go to sleepy town

hilarious how they forced region blocked the windies yt stream, TYPICAL greedy cunts.

>>149430911
I said the majority of. I’m also not bothered in pursuing this debate :^) you may assume I’m wrong and well out of order

>>149430913
Yeah but then they give that $1 to Israel so rabbi says it’s ok

>>149430960
>enters debate with an ill informed opinion
>gets immediately proven wrong
>"I'm not bothered in pursuit this debate"

FUCK

>>149430959
>Didn't keep it running all day
Grim.

Test matches should ALL be fta and that’s my absolute final offer.
You can put a fucking ad on between every single over and have at blocks at the breaks and even live ad reads and on screen ads during play I don’t care but it should be fta so everyone can see it

DROPPED THE LEHMANN ROSE

The radio stream on the Windies YouTube page is pretty fucking comfy to listen to as you lie in bed

>>149430949
gn amigo

>>149430979
the powers at be got to em

>>149430984
Nah, I'd rather pay and have more game coverage without corporate shite

>>149430959
There was actually competitive bidding for the rights for this series in Australia. Seven and Fox were going for it but got outbid by ESPN. Would have cracked the shits when they found out the match was being streamed for free on YouTube lmao

>>149430984
Think it’s only us, Kiwis and India that have FTA test coverage. Saffas I think get the occasional series on SABC.

>>149430984
I always been curious what the results the english county sides have found with putting all the county matches free on youtube. If I remember correctly they were behind a paywall until covid, when they decided to put them fta to give people something to watch.

>>149431013
Do you think they found out? Windies might've spotted it before anyone from Fox caught on

>>149431013
>Seven and Fox were going for it
Just like Seven got the rights for the ODI but decide not to air it so it's Fox only ;^)

>>149430977
Ok since you really are keen I’ll do one more let’s look at Macedonia.

Established 2007 and here’s the team list from 2010
Chenna Reddy (Captain)
Andrey Trydub
Harshendrakumar Nagaraj
Tony Little
John Bycroft
Rohit Jaswal
Wasim Mohammed
Stefan van der Merwe
Milan Shetty
Roy Plower
Ilija Tasev
John Spence
Kiril Tasev
Anthony Gbadamosi
Nikola Horwatovic
Jeremy Steeley
Bob Steinbrecher
Jameel Ahamed
Prasun Sinha
Somesh Kunnathuparambil
Prakash Kolekar
Milan Nestoroski
Abhishek Srivastava

>>149431008
Then have both, have a paid option without ads

sorry it was only in the 90s and 2000s lads #9WIDEWOLDOFSPORTS4EVA

GONE

SHOULDER ARMS BACK IN THE PAVILION CHAMP, YOURE OUT

If I were a cricket player I would simply hit a ball to the boundary instead of letting it go past and get me out.

Can’t leave those champion

That one hit the pad as well you tv commentator cunts.
You got a bat son, try using it.

On debut, he has been the best windies batsman so far.

>>149431041
went to school with milan nestoroski

HE’S LEFT ALONE THE BISHOP-POPE TROPHY

>>149431093
Is he the guy that dropped like 4 catches, costing the Windies at least 70 runs?

hope?
>>149431093
Better than Brian Lara?

why cant windies just put their white ball players as their lineup. surely they can baz their way to 200 at least.

show me on the doll where he tested your cricket

>>149431041
Looks like a mix of anglos, saffers, pajeets, and a few token locals too
And we know that the competition itself was created by the anglos
So the idea that European cricket is only played because of pajeets is utter balderdash and (dare I say it) claptrap

>>149431121
i was taken to an AFL game but yes, that is lost now.

>>149431034
the Aussie tv rights for this series would be a relatively significant revenue source for CWI. You’d think they would be hyper sensitive to pissing off the Australian broadcaster so they may have onto it

wonder what will happen to the side after these 4 retire

a strong stream in my face when?

white people being good at cricket is unnatural.

>>149431131
10/24 are subcontinental names and the rest of them are returned Australians, Saffas, and possibly 3 British. Almost half the team are subcontinentals. I reckon if we look into this “British Business Group Macedonia” they’ll more than likely be importing things like Patak’s curry sauces from the UK and incense sticks from India

>>149431143
they lose a shitload of money every time they host a test series that isn’t against the jeets or the poms

the business will involve electric scooters no doubt

FOX is watching this thread intently

>>149431204
why would they? Someone post the dead Warne meme

>>149431189
So less than half are pajeets, and the organiser from British Business Group Macedonia isn't a pajeet (Ray Power), yet you stick by your claim that it's only because of the presence of pajeets in these countries that the game is played at all?

>>149431219
10/24 in a three year old organisation is significant

>>149431215
money, innit.

>>149431199
That’s the case here too. The Ashes and Border Gavaskar trophy make a profit for CA because of Pom tourist ticket sales and Indian TV rights. Same for Windies cricket. They might actually do okay financially out of this series as there are a lot of Aussies over there and ESPN had to actually compete for the rights.

>>149431161
bookmark this url. the domain keeps changing
https://www.google.com/search?q=freestreamslive1
>>149431200
hella good

you’ve got a bat champ FUCKING USE IT

they should maybe just spend less hosting tests then?

business idea: hard limit on the number wickets taken before 1.5 days of play

Remember when the West Indies officially changed the name of their team to Windies? Fuck that was funny

USMAN KHAWAJA
USMAN KHAWAJA
HIS DAD IS A TERRORIST
AND WHO DRIVES AN UBER CAR

windies always stream games for free but as soon as ausfags are in the picture its a problem, GO FUCK YASELFS CRICAUS YOU $ HUNGRY DOUCHBAGS!.

i used to get so many yous back in 2020. it was me who invented chloe swarbrick.

Think her dad was the on who "invented" her when he came in her mum champ

I hate white people

>>149431401
based irish

aboriginal people have basically guaranteed into medicine programs

>>149431401
from the sick and twisted mind of jordan peele

er pozziebros, think you might actually take some wickets?

>>149431423
>benefits innit
why work when you can hunt/fish/beatyafamily

I always want Australia to lose

>>149431423
Thinking I might be part aboriginal somewhere down the line when it comes time to apply.

i claim aboriginality on the part of my drinking habits

>>149431462
based HISland
me thinks also i do have a very big cock

i claim aboriginality because i'm on the dole

You still have to pass and you might not enjoy it, probably won't, because you will have to read things and remember stuff it will hurt your soft brain. There's always jobs adjacent to medicine, need carpark security dudes and floor cleaners and someone to wash the sheets and that kind of stuff

Does mudslime kekwaja seethe if anyone hits a four or a six to gazza

random souths guy spotted

I need a job that requires minimal brainpower

It turns out that Babel, or the Necessity of Violence (2022) is just dreary anti-White propaganda and not even particularly well written or interesting either

Shame really, was recommended to me by a Cambridge grad who said it was one of the best books she'd ever read, so I thought it might have a bit more substance about it

>>149431553
cricket umpire based on this session

give me HISland because me dole me
>a minimum of 6 job applications a month btw

Look at those fuckwits

>>149431622
Reading is based.

Who's winning?

GET A BROWN DOG UP YA GAZZA YA CUNT

woah

>>149431663
the dolebludger

>>149431663
not me. I'll go out for a ride

>>149431671
Happens once or even sometimes twice a day

>>149431671
Never loaded for me. What was it?

Surely Australia should be thinking about taking a hattrick right around now

>>149431694
Can see why the janny wanted it gone.

a double hattrick even

>Bumrah to miss the next test
Thinking England might win the Kumble-Gough trophy.

>>149431799
lol

Is Beau Webster homosexual?

gn neets

>>149431873
No. Why would you think that?

>>149431874
gn mate don’t forget your bedstump and if that fucking vampire sticks his head out from under that bed you take the fucking stump and stick it straight through his fucking heart

>>149431873
THE SLUG IS A GAY THUG, YES.

Beau just isn't a man's name now is it

>>149431990
>Jeetan
its all your fault

>>149431553
based HR DEI slag

>>149431554
>she
no sht

>>149432055
meant no shit

pozbros think your team should try taking some wickets next session.

GONE GOTEM

Best Indies are definitely in the winning position

>>149432127
based brown opinion

that redhead in the lynx ad is insanely hot for a ginger

This general is cringe you guys just talk about the game

Any comfy neets in?

>>149432184
reporting IN.

>>149431553
train driver

>>149432118
anyone know which country currently holds the ashes

>>149432216
that's a hard question

>>149431553
applied for laptop thumbing yet mate

>>149432225
sorry meant that's a loaded question iykwim haha

>>149431892
The earring...

>>149432303
his channel seemed to be partially nuked, plenty of his old uploads were re-upped on a second robelinda.

>>149432262
i dont know what you mean

>>149432284
What about it?

>>149432331
no but steven loaday

business idea: more ball changes

back on the cherries lads

>>149432262
fuck off 'mick

I was being careful not to show any of my fingers, I'm holding it by the stem

GOTTEM GAWN

FINALLY

FUCK OFF

Middled it

hang on now

PAD FIRST AGAIN FFS.

lol he's obviously knicked it, but there's only a noise before it reaches the bat lol.

Fuck me hows he given that

>>149432763
it looked to me like the ball deviated away from the bat prior to hitting the pad.
Need super duper ultra slo mo at all tests

It's a shame the indians figured out how to cheat hotspot because that would have been the final word in edges.

Bad review

Who was the retard in the background saying "YEAH THAT'S OUT!!!!!!!!!!!"

>>149432833
Reckon it was Green or Wagner

it wasn't lbw
t. #1 cricket authority in my country

>0.97 runs per over this sewssion
grim areas

dare i say it
but is australian test cricket in decline

>>149432988
Cricket as a whole is in decline.
Paywalls and spamming Twenty20 matches/tournaments everywhere has killed it off.

We used to have kino Tri-Nation ODI series leading into test series, but now it's a team comes out, plays 2-3 tests, a couple of ODIs (paywalled) and 10 Twenty20s (paywalled) and no one cares.

GOTTEM GONE. BEAU BIG DICK WEBSTER.
>>149433064
I just looked at Australia's schedule and the ACB is so desperate to spam short form matches that there's going to be 3 T20's and 3 one dayers in friggen Darwin and Cairns. Middle of fucken nowhere but the only places north enough that'll be warm enough to play.
Then they go to New Zealand to play three T20's in four days then back to playing India for 3 ODI's and 5 T20's only.
2 weeks after the India T20's they start the first Ashes Test. It's insane.

THE BWC STRIKES AGAIN

GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF BACK TO DOORWESTJEETS CUNT

More umpball incoming

Stately, plump Beau Webster

Ausbros we're perilously close to losing the story here

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'd blame the wind

GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF BACK TO THE CARIBBEAN CUNT

Same old Aussies

>>149433362
Go into the 2nd innings with a lead and we've owned the story.

>First innings lead
Never in doubt. Easy whitewash from here.

>>149433419
meant windies iykwim haha

>>149433442
https://youtu.be/dnD4e28TseQ
literally me

Aussies btfo

Wallop

Oh my stars!!!!

>needing memeslogs to get a lead
pathetic from the windies tbqhf

Australia will never win a test match again :(

>>149433589
If a team only scores 180 you should be memeslogging from the get go.

>>149433603
All we'd have to do is line up Ireland and we'll win 5-0.

>>149433660
kf we did it'd be lineland iykwim haha

>>149433683
>iykwim
I actually don't

>>149433692
gonna have to agree with this guy from lebanon

that's peru mate

Think I may read some high literature during the last session

bit of a grire showing by the windies that desu
had a good opportunity to get a test win but now they'll get btfo I'm afraid
still, pozzies look nowhere near ready to face bazball. outside chance of them getting 5-0'd even

The writing's on the wall for Australia

>>149433914
Dopeland by John Birmingham

DROPPED THE FRANK WORRELL

Love it

DROPPED THE FRANK WORRELL AGAIN

DROPPED THE LAWRY-CHANDERPAUL

>>149434051
I was thinking on the road by my man jack kerouac

bro wtf

>He needs to go to church
Kek

DROPPED THE HARVEY (NOT THE GOOD ONE)-CHANDERPAUL (NOT THE GOOD ONE) TROPHY

>>149434083
Yeah but that doesn't have the story of the dutchman sitting in a bathtub wearing one of those old diving helmets pulling 15l spring water bottle buckets

>>149434051
I'm reading this

>>149434083
sweet book
makes the late 1940s seem like the most happening place to be

gn brothers

WEW
E
W

1st and 2nd reply ITT

Holy shit just seen the Carey 'catch'. Ball was clearly on the ground wtf.

>>149434358
My fist in your asshole limey

GONE

oot

FUCK OFF CUNTSTAS

GONE
GOTTEM

Baz is right, why waste all that time boring everyone for 5 runs

poolapse

He said no (again)

mcsweeney IN
konstas OUT

yeah the ashes are coming home

>test cricket
*appears*
>zachary keith rhys bowen
*disappears*

windies superpower 2026

I don’t feel like adulting today -.-

HE'S OUT HE'S FUCKED IT

rigged

absolute meme game

I wonder if he was laughing at the Best Indies batsperson who got out like that

gooon

heaps of bat

was a bit close though not a terrible review

more umpball it flicks his pad first

a wicket has been taken

Why are the pitches so bad in the West Indies? Is it because they have retarded (black) curators?

>>149436770
probably

never forget the abandoned test of 1998: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-xo5QrRIMM

It’s not a bad pitch if you pay attention to how the wickets are falling it’s a combination primarily of good bowling on the bowlers part and poor decision making on the batsperson

>>149436770
>Kensington
>Bad pitch
Nah

Marnus would have gotten 100 here

>>149436871
>100 (328)

>>149436849
This match is in Barbados it’s a completely separate place from Kingston which is in Jamaica

Voges would have had 400*
Retiring to honour Lara

The four Australian wickets this innings only Khawaja got out by a ripper ball the other three were two misjudgments and a bad shot

Not withstanding the 27 dropped catches which were predominantly good balls

>>149436881
Proper cricket innit

Australia sending their best crowd for day 2

Notwithstanding is one word

Not in my dialect you imperialist bastard

We understood him fine

>>149436887
no shit

Don't care, he should learn the correct English. This is a serious language

>>149436770
Aussies also got skittled out at Lord’s in the WTC final the other week.

>>149437068
Yes well then bringing up a bad pitch from over a quarter of a century ago at a completely different ground which occurred due to circumstances moreso than poor curatorship is hardly relevant, perhaps you can explain it better am I missing something?

>>149437091
It’s the iPhone autocorrect it’s fucked and I don’t know how to even turn it off

It was trying to turn moreso into one word too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92wCPfqyVbg
Robert Palmer did look like an older bloke even when he was young. Great musician nonetheless.

*two words

This is some proper Windies pace attitude

Where the fuck is Steven Peter Devereux Smith?

tipping a windies victory tomorrow and a return of the "test is dead" narrative

It’s just that lots of modern batsmen can’t bat.

>>149437187
Broke his finger the other week on the boobytrap the mcc members hid at his slip position

>>149437187
Sugar overload, he's taking a nap for a few days.

He was number one

>>149437199
>tipping a windies victory tomorrow
perhaps
>and a return of the "test is dead" narrative
"no"

If the Windies are back so is test cricket

Windies have been 'back' about a dozen times in the last decade
I won't believe it until it actually happens

>>149436770
not sure the racism was required. do better mate, you're in your 30s now

>>149436887
yeah just like how ireland and the UK are totally seperate places despite being exactly the same
jog on

NEW
>>149437585
>>149437585
>>149437585
>>149437585

Windies aren't back Australia are just complete shit now

>>149437594
will make the upcoming 4-1 loss in australia all the more painful

the Cummins team was kind of on the older side so were never going to maintain their peak too long. Cummins himself will still be elite for around 3 more years and they would want to build a new team around him but the problem is the lack of talent - Cam Green? lmao it's over

>>149437573
some of Ireland is in the UK you muppet, go finish secondary school

>>149437551
Do you know where you are?

>>149437640
I’ve been thinking about Green and if his bowling was just a little bit better he could be selected as a bowler so once they find a new 5 or 6 Green might be ready to replace a retiring bowler

>tfw no toil tomorrow

https://youtu.be/DFM140rju4k?si=VkO7UWk3F147hnAP

first test isn't even over in the windies tour and the poms have already won the ashes

>>149437702
Yeah not on /b/ you retard are you trying to draw janny attention to this thread you fucking spazzer

>>149437288
Yah, I think it would take a couple winning seasons in a row first

>>149437726
just hand it over now and we wont embarrass you over christmas mate, just trying to be nice

>>149437740
>Crying over someone calling bl*ck people retarded.

Go back to plebbit immediately. Holy shit.

if we did somehow win the ashes in australia i'm going to look up in the archive how many posts have "anyone know which country currently holds the ashes" and post as many instances plus one of it under a UK flag

technically we do hold the original ashes, believe it has a permanent home at lords so that autists meme is mute at best

reminder it is england AND wales

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM4mIlYKG9s&ab_channel=JulianZee

wales need to fuck off until they produce a better player than robert croft
unathletic welsh genetics are so embarrassing honestly

In with a shout this year glammylad

>>149437918
KWAB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og1uYFTfAtY

>>149437937
we did but he got led astray by a fucking BITCH

glammylad is a Surrey tarq who needs to drop the larp already

>>149437945
we WILL bottle top 2
guaranteed
not played div 1 for 20 years

>>149437918
Not a big fan of wales but its a decent anthem

should be WALES and england, much more likeable

>>149437918
England should have its own anthem too, instead of god save the king/queen.

>>149438184
which one though?

>>149438198
This one

https://youtu.be/6x_jgWm0QFA?si=RWBV38bhD-b6KlXg

this song was my favourite for so long growing up and now i miss my yoof, met this singer a few times. nice lad, bit gay though.

https://youtu.be/vOFVIwcSoR8?si=_HW0w53XdJ2sUOms

>no more marnus, smith kino
i was never going to make it anyways

You have a weird taste glammylad

marnus will always be a glammy legend no matter what happens to him at international level

'chabin 'chabin x
proper CRACKER abrewin' innit
fuckin' oath moite

x

>>149438486
HE CUTE!

Did someone queef in here?

>>149438452
cheesed to meat you

Here’s your Pom anthem https://youtu.be/_ktKbY02OHA?si=r07RKhUNazE7vzC4

>>149438573
one who smelt it dealt it
YWNBAW †
>>149438658
x

time zone is the worst for viewing but i'd like to watch

convinced a mate to go to the T20WC qualifier in The Hague to teach him the game.

>>149437100
Same deal

>T20WC
>The Hague
appropriate considering T20 is a war crime and just not cricket

>>149439830
you would know all about crimes as an Australian

>>149440108
>rachel riley
but enough about the lolocaust

>>149438369
cool song

Zimbabwe v South Africa kino tomorrow lads

>>149440512
but enough about your penal colony

>england beat india
>windies on their way to beating aus
what has happened to cricket?

>>149440632
From Harare

>>149440977
Meant Bulawayo btw

>>149440632
meant Rhodesia btw

meant wakanda btw

did /cric/ pioneer the "x is COOKED" vernacular that other online spaces use now?
just need to push ROOTED a bit more before he retires

>/cric/
>pioneering anything
I have my doubts

>>149441954
I'm fairly certain it's been a term in the southern hemisphere for a long time
I just checked my chats with mates and we started saying it in 2016 in NZ

>>149442047
alastair cook retired in 2018
it was used here throughout his career before that, especially in GONE GOTTEM posts

did you see the kanye tweet a couple weeks ago where he used "queem"?

>>149442072
Spent some time looking through 4plebs, the earliest correct usage of it is from a cycling thread in 2012
Its usage spread across other generals over 2012, 13 and 14
Can't say we pioneered it unfortunately, but we very well may have made it cool

>>149435420
so true
and another reason we should have more tests on the schedules

>>149440960
Cricket is healing.

so chu

good morning /cric/!
good morning ausbros!
good morning kiwibros!
good morning pakibros!
good morning indiabros!
good morning dutchbros!
good morning turkbro!
good morning eirebro!
...sebbo

ITS FRIDAYYYYYYYYY

https://youtu.be/DLqW0cVlH9Q?si=39ryvzezeRC8ZCjO

SEBBO ACKNOWLEDGED
SEBBO ACKNOWLEDGED
SEBBO ACKNOWLEDGED

>>149442813
happy friday fren x

Why do they stick Green at 3 when he clearly isn't handling it, and Head has batted up the order before (literally opened a few times) and hasn't been a disaster.

watching mobland

>>149442937
meant boland*

>>149441954
>>149442001
>4chan
>not pioneering anything
i have my doubts

>>149442072
hell cooked and rooted were used here far before 2012 just not in relation to cricket specifically

>>149442535
applied for kashmir yet mate

>>149443098
Not that anon. I'm new to /cric/.

>I’m new to /cric/
lel you’re fooling no one

Sydney International is full of signs to watch out for spiked drinks abroad

On that note, I shall be posting under a peewee flag this weekend

>>149443225
off anywhere nice fren

Burnt out
Fed up
Can't go on

>>149443419
nah just going home to see my parents in Auckland
mumzas chomping at the bit honestly, feel a lil bad that I havent been back sooner

>>149442813
>>149442845
g'day knackers x

I want to go snowboarding in nz

>>149443437
>>149443222
k x

>>149442813
morning mate
https://youtu.be/FpdA-mzE3jc?si=G0Crg6qLI5f4TjXt

>>149443437
wish my mumza was still alive

regret my mumza is still alive

Pretty sick today :)

>>149443921
stay away from me you freak

>>149443222
heard you don't want to drink anythingin indo unless you se them pour your drink
just too many horror stories innit lad

>>149443921
why are you smiling?

>>149443966
:(

>>149443921
feel better soon mate

>>149443991
I was told laughter is the best medicine

>>149443991
he did an indy 900 on his skateboard

amphetamines are the best medicine

>>149443991
it's an interesting officer, discussion

>>149443966
trip on masky + vaxy + boosty

>>149443921
granny murderer

>>149444100
it's an interesting honour, your discussion

new dire gimmick just dropped

>>149444599
him him a chance mate we need some fresh 'mmicks

That's Not My Milk Pail!!!

absolutely DEVILISH scrandle today, managed an 8/10 though. simply built different me (fat cunt)

>>149444682
forkie??

>>149443981
yeah, luckily I don't drink

should just drop the first part of micksperg's name at this point. the lad has 0 good micks but thousands of spergy moments

GTA VI is going to suck i bet

2 of the last 3 times micksperg has "got a laugh have been me and I'm pretty sure the other one also wasn't micksperg lol
iykwim haha is his one good creation and does form a canvas for a good joke every so often

just spotted dogsperg in the forward pocket

no such thing as an elite zoomer cricketer

>>149445236
Pretty sure Pakistan have a few (their actually 7 years older than their stated age)

>>149445113
the good news is that you're probably wrong

>>149445830
How’s Auckland mate? Say g’day to your mum from me

>>149445830
nah he's almost certainly right
rockstar has been dumbing down their missions for a decade with RDR2 being a fucking monotonous bore where you couldnt use any innovation to complete a quest - you have to do it in the exact way you want or you get failed
add to that the pozzed writers who are writing gta 6 and its almost certainly going to only be similar to gta 5 in visuals quality
the writing will be bad, far from the great satirical humour that GTA really nailed in prev games
will be fun to just drive around and shoot people like always, but the actual games not going to be good

also Irish, I'm the auspeewee. after all that talk, mumza didn't even stay up to say hello to me so I've only seen dadza and dogza so far

Why does every big team nowadays want a test match with Zimbabwe?

West Indies would've won the WTC final

>>149441954
i know with certainty that truthnuke/TRVKE originated on au/sp/ as did SEETHING

are own zachy invented 'so true' which has made it beyond outer /sp/ace and all the way to other boards

>>149446006
trvke isn't used in popular discourse
pioneering seething is a good win for au/sp/

>>149445923
She was probably exhausted from worrying about you on the flight and etc. How’s the air? Australia absolutely reeks of eucalyptus and I notice that every time I’m in or out

>>149446006
I thought "seething" came from /asp/ (/pw/ now) along with "rent free".

SAME OLD AUSSIES

>au/sp/
no such thing and cringe to think there is
you have a shite afl thread to share gay google drive folders that moves at snails pace and that's about it

I can smell a gumtree from 800m away here, always a fun game going to new parks and botanical gardens

/afl/ is faster than /cric/ except when australia is playing a test (then it's about even)

Missus is saying 800m is an exaggeration it’s more like, a still impressive, 200m

>>149446209
/afl/ is miles quicker than /cric/. Recently there’s been crics up for whole weeks before reaching the bump. It’s only recently picked up thanks to the WTC Final and the Headingley test.

>>149446204
/nrl/ brought it to /asp/

Australia is one of the four great founders of internet culture - the others being America, Finland, and Canada. The UK didn’t even have any access until 2006

Can we hurry this thread up almost at the bump, might as well get a new in for the days play.

>>149446196
I don't really notice australian air having s smell
the only thing my nose picks up in aus is the smell of bat shit when I'm around areas where bats be shitting
bat shit has a very distinct smell

>>149446261
Very well then

>>149446263
Pozzies have been claiming that stuff about gum trees since the Great War.

>>149446261
what is unc doing with that shell

At least two dodgy decisions going Aussies way yesterday

>>149446263
It’s ok I guess it’s because you’re a kiwi you didn’t grow up with it

>>149446282
It’s a conch there’s a big snail like thing lives in there and they eat those then use the shell as a horn like a bugle

>>149445869
actually never been, don't think i'm missing much to be h
>>149445923
quite a negative post this one

Cricket? I love cricket!

zachy be like
>I don’t like cricket (oh no)
>…
>the end

Baked a newie btw

/nrl/ does it all the time anyway

>>149446334
Link

>Let's save the thread for tomorrow
*waits 23.5 hours and then fills up the thread right before play starts*

>>149446342
He has a point it does say day 2

>>149446312
real gamers are insanely jaded with AAA games these days
I mainly play roguelikes and strategy games these days since they seem to be the only genres still being made by white men (male)

would love for it to be really good, but expecting anything good is just naive

Whoever can post at exactly 00:00:00 is the winner

>>149446352
Same for me except for the racism

>>149446352
that's a big ass for a stick figure

>>149446339
Catalogue faggot

How did india become number 1 at slips catches since 2023?

>>149446296
>>149446296

>>149446370
>>149446378
don’t think I will actually

>>149446146
actually bard invented that, zachy just tried to claim it after