Wear Hope edition

NRL
>GAME 1
Manly Sea-Eagles v Wests Tigers
6:00pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
4 Pines Park, Sydney
1.43-2.84
>Plenty of attention on the switch of Tom Trbojevic to centre in this game, while the visitors look to halt a five-game losing streak. The Sea Eagles are coming off a bye and will be eager to bounce back from a 28-8 loss to the Titans in their last NRL outing. They have struggled for consistency, with three losses in their last four games. The Wests Tigers are in a form slump, having lost their last five matches. Their most recent defeat was a narrow 16-12 loss to the Raiders, where they showed improvement but couldn't secure the win. The Sea Eagles have historically dominated this fixture, winning 22 of the 37 matches since 1998. However, the Tigers won their last encounter in 2024, with a high-scoring 34-26 victory.
Sea-Eagles 1-12 2.90
Sea-Eagles 13+ 2.45
Tigers 1-12 3.80
Tigers 13+ 7.25
Sea-Eagles -7.5 1.89 Tigers +7.5 1.91

>GAME 2
Newcastle Knights v Canberra Raiders
8:05pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
McDonald Jones Stadium, Newcastle
2.92-1.41
>After shocking the red-hot Dolphins, the Knights attempt to upset the second-placed Raiders. The Knights are coming off a morale-boosting 26-20 win over the Dolphins. They have been inconsistent this season, with their last five games reading WLWLW. The Raiders are in scintillating form, having won their last five matches. Their most recent victory was a hard-fought 16-12 win over the Wests Tigers. The head-to-head record between these two sides is remarkably even, with the Knights winning 24 of their 48 encounters and the Raiders winning 22, with two draws. The Knights won their last H2H back in 2024 by 4-points.
Knights 1-12 3.80
Knights 13+ 7.75
Raiders 1-12 2.85
Raiders 13+ 2.45
Knights +7.5 1.93 Raiders -7.5 1.87

such a kino round of footy!

we're in here lads
>>149429489
>>149429489
>>149429489

Never was into beanies

just wait till you lose your hair you'll love em

>beanies FOR brain cancer
total psyop

FUCK vlandys FUCK six mores and FUCK pedref

>Thursday night threads
R14 Knights v Sea-Eagles 532 posts
R12 Dolphins v Bulldogs 491 posts
R13 Womens Origin 486 posts
R11 Womens Origin 424 posts*
R3 Storm v Panthers 422 posts
R10 Eels v Dolphins 414 posts
R5 Raiders v Sharks 411 posts
R2 Knights v Dolphins 388 posts
R6 Dolphins v Panthers 337 posts
R4 Rabbitohs v Panthers 330 posts
R9 Womens Origin 317 posts
R17 Panthers v Bulldogs 314 posts
R16 u/19 Origin 233 posts
R15 Sharks v Dragons 215 posts

>>149437622
>nobody cares about the sharks or dragons
We didn’t need a list to tell us this

Cunt what the fuck https://www.dolphinsnrl.com.au/news/2025/06/27/cobbo-to-join-dolphins-for-2026

>1 year deal

Yeah he's a Bear for sure

that's a good get for the Phins but looks like Trai Fuller will be shifting back to reserve grade long term now

What are his off-field issues that every journo coyly hints at but refuse to detail?

https://www.theroar.com.au/2024/07/29/report-brisbane-broncos-and-queensland-star-selwyn-cobbo-arrested/

>>149439754
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/nrl/article-13760195/Twist-Broncos-footy-star-investigated-police-domestic-violence-allegation-NRL-2024.html

>roosters 5th
>souths 16th
>one win difference between them
How to we fix bye meme points distorting the ladder?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqGSl2OAR_o

>>149439718
he just likes a night in instead of getting on the piss with the boys.

>>149439779
this turned out to be nothing by the way, a relative of his was staying with him while in from the country, went on the piss and then started shouting. the neighbours called the cops. that's about it.

Anyone see that rumor of what the PNG team is going to be called?

Hunters is the one I keep hearing

I'm hearing the Angels

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuzzy_Wuzzy_Angels

This was paying $17 last week
This was paying $13 with 10 to go
Went to put the bet on had to refresh down to $10

>>149439828
We don’t. It doesn’t matter where you finish till the end of round 27

PNG Golliwogs
PNG Chicos

I asked Chatgpt
>Hunters
>Vipers
>Warriors
>Pride
>Crocodiles
>Harpy Eagles
>Spirits
>Volcanoes
>Tuskers
>Cassowaries

>>149439107
>another young talent gone from the broncos
at least they have reynolds and hunt!

Bets bets bets

>>149441582
https://youtu.be/JT2SsWOCoEw

thinking poogers get up tonight tbqh

It’s pretty 50-50. Seawhinge under a lot of pressure

kek

KEK

thinking knights get up tonight tbqh

Never in doubt

>>149439828
Start each team on -6 points

>>149442647
Send not to know for whom the siren sounds; it sounds for thee.

>>149440339
>I asked Chatgpt
Stopped reading

>>149439828
the bye points makes it so the table is sorted on losses which is what causes so much misunderstanding from fans who expect the person who won more to be higher

Must be kinda shitty to have get all your byes so soon.

>>149437622
Remember that GOATcastle runs this general.

>>149443267
You tipped, we failed.

Pain to family, pleasure to bookies

ANYONE SEEN DCE?!?!

Would you guys be friends with me if I move to aus

>>149443304
We're friends right now.

>>149443304
they will say no but as soon as the stars on your flag become white they start treating you better
if you mean irl then yes of course we have /nrl/ meets weekly in bondi
t. moved to Sydney a couple years ago

>>149443324
>if you mean irl then yes of course we have /nrl/ meets weekly in bondi
since fucking when

You now remember when cric was so dogshit all aus and nz posters came to nrl

Why are all trbojevic's retarded? Is it the Turkish rape genes?

>>149443329
How new are you? Details are LITERALLY on the discord, front and centre.

>>149443329
I'm just kidding fella, we have them in Newtown
>>149443332
and then the cricket started again and everyone watched the WTC final over the nrl
there's room in the world for both gennies x

>>149443338
We have a discord?

self-heem

Go to the centers they said. You won’t get hit as much they said

got them dancing to my tune bros I'm so naughty lol

>>149443359
>inb4 the screenshot

>>149443343
Is Tiff poor? Her room is tiny, all her stuff looks like it's from IKEA or TEMU, and her dresses are obviously from Target.

>her room
kek this 15 yr old thinks adults only 'a room', she has a whole house you underage moron

Pretty sure she lives in or near Bondi so she has to have some coin

lmao, cope more simp. she's renting a room from flatmates.com.au. Her profile is still visible there.

>>149443380
very likely
she won't have great financial literacy
moved over to work in media but as far as we know she's been unemployed since getting let go for trying to break up jake dukes marriage

LITERAL REFBALL

>>149443380
She lives in an affluent area so it's all she can afford you should see some of the dog boxes these bitches live in in Randwick, absolute rank but can't live in Petersham with the povs oh no

>>149443396
creepo stalker can't wait to see you on the news

>>149443399
yeah bang on the mark

>>149443342
I think mainly because cric was being derailed by some fat septic

ive already been in the news. in fact, Tiff posted a photo on her instagram with her holding a newspaper that mentions me ;)

>more straighter

>>149443416
yeah sebbos been a bit awol recently
usually pops in for 5mins, posts some nonsense, replies to his nonsense from the day before with "SO CHUUuu" and then fucks off again
zachy is more of a nuisance these days

>running it on the last to the 50 meter line
just 90% coconut peem things

bet she pays $800/week for that room in a sharehouse with 5 others and a couple

KEKEKEKKEKEKEKKE WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CHALLENGE THAT

nice challenge NOT

I live in housing in a wealthy area AMA

>>149443457
why

>>149443461
Because I bought where the rental returns are good, and rent where I want to live.
t. Landlord

>>149443431
Autosaging cric with no survivors

>>149443461
Why not? I barely pay any rent.

dce bros he needs to retire :(

>>149443462
how close was the ref to getting the ball down?

I just want a cheapish unit near the light rail line that can take me to ginza once a month

both these peems suck

Cameron Smith retired from Origin as a winning captain, retired from Australia as a world cup winner, and retired from Melbourne with a premiership in his final game.

Dcpee got dropped from Origin, dropped from Australia, and has not had a contract extension from pooly (hasn't won a premiership in 15 years btw).

>>149443490

>>149443490

We love DCE.

Manly have never won a spoon though

anytime try betsmen on poocide watch these last 2 games

What happen to the steppers of the game?

holy fuck these peems absolutely suck

nothing in it but that'll be a sin bin

This game is fucking TERRIBLE. The perfect example of a Friday 6pm game.

penalty
six more
try

>>149443520
yeah fuck this I'm putting the footy on my phone and cooking din dins, rump steak, a couple snags mash and peas

>tfw there are two Friday 6pm games today

when a stoppable force meets a moveable object

GET THE TRAINER OUT OF THE WAY

This is the shittest game I have watched this year, these teams don’t deserve to be in the 8

Can someone score a try?

THESE PEEMS ARE AMBIVALENT TO EACH OTHER

1-0 halftime score looms

both peems tryna finna get these niggas fired

KEEEEEEEK

There will be a poo before half time

>seething

this is rugby league terrorism

looked forward

poogers bros...

1 down, 5 to go kek

*claws your eyes out*

Should have done a both teams to score 10 yes bet

>>149443595
Bold of you to assume the west tigers will reach 10

Genuinely worst half of football all year.
Hopefully second half is better.

HE SWORE

Do we think the raiders will get at least 18?

he’s not frustrated at all lads
not a fucking all!!

Thinking Garrick origin although he might be a kiwi idk

DCE looks fucking cooked. Completely switched off mentally, mind on his soulless pay cheque next season.

SEIBOLD OUT!!!!!!!

>on the beers watching the footy with based grandad
>"half time highlights? This'll be a short one, anon!"
Makes me laugh every time he says it. Love my grandad bros

Dinner

>Dominos
>Carnivore w/ party pie crust
Beware the party pie crust the pies themselves are cooked to perfection but between the pizza and crust is a little gluggy also the actually pizza is small like 40% of surface space
The carnivore pizza flavour is ok but pizza huts butchers block way better
>6/10

>Atomic meats
thin & crispy perfection
“Atomic sauce swirl” good kick to it
>9/10

>>149443646
nice coin. Don't eat it

Turbo at centre for the Blues works because he is surrounded by class. Doesn't work at Manly because he is surrounded by arse!

>>149443646

that looks really good

Let’s add two more teams. That will improve quality!

At the main game lads

6-0 what the fuck. ACL fella here. i just turned the footy on. what the fuck is actually happening????

>>149443664
14 (or 12) teams is the sweet spot with a top 5 finals

Brookvale surface always looks and people will say dog piss is not a good fertiliser

Capitulation has begun

just remember that wests banded together as an organisation to bully galvin out of the club so this coconut could get first grade minutes

COMEBACK

Bit of complacency in defence there

Great read there DCE


NOT!

SCRATCHBACK

rugby league truly is modern theatre - and tom trbojevic is the phantom of this opera

DCElite!

and jake is the hunchback of Notre Dame

BACK SIDE BROWN

Matched with a tranny on bumble. Pic isn't him btw.

>>149443646
>>149443651
Looks better than mine

any time i go to a fancy woodfire plans all i wish is i had ordered pizza hut

If Adam Douehi didn't have glass knees and maybe played for a better team he legit could play Origin

I don't think Tallyn Da Silva is good enough for all the attention he's getting lately

yeah but theres about 10 solid dummy halves in the comp

>>149443853

grim

they’re different propositions, sometimes what you want is dirty cheesy with a side of fried swiss cheese which you’ll dip in the garlic sauce and sometimes you want a margherita and a fresh salad with some black olives

>>149443889
He’d get a run for city even off the bench, Garrick is another one he’d get a run for country

Luv 2 C Tiggers & benG failing and all their hype going away

drunk off one glass of wine fuck that's good stuff

Burbo

Pack it up, boys. Was a fine thread, but proxy janny faggot is here to FAG it up.

It’s because it’s a merger, when it succeeds it justifies its existence and when it fails it deserves to die. Normal clubs aren’t as fragile, Cronulla and Manly for example respectively represent the shire and the northern beaches and as such doesn’t require constant success because they provide much more as a local club

>>149443931
Get a fuckin beer into ya you fuckin poof

>It’s because it’s a merger, when it succeeds it justifies its existence and when it fails it deserves to die. Normal clubs aren’t as fragile, Cronulla and Manly for example respectively represent the shire and the northern beaches and as such doesn’t require constant success because they provide much more as a local club

>>149443984
Got him

Heem incoming pooders

even though there obviously doing very well this year the raiders don't feel threatening. They give a knocked out in a semi feeling.

Bullwogs do too

BIG RED 100th game

tfw no gf to force to watch the footy with

Based Poocastle playing Screaming Jets in full

>last the project ever
>didn't mention NRL once
wtf ?????

raiders big pack are getting bullied by poocastles small feeble pack

>>149443853
Bruh wtf

>>149444115
freshie

>poonga

>ponga wants more than 1.2 mil a year and is looking outside of poocastle to find it

Ponga and Cobbo your first Perth Bears signings

*raids your castle*

Let him go you can get a decent fullback like Tracey or Gray for less money and then spend a bit more on a 9,7, or 6

RAIDGODS

Kalyn “Ragdoll” Ponga

Feel like I should make raiders my backup team.

that was slick

Based Newey export Zac Hosking

tremendous offload, show it to the kids

>>149444267
>irish kicking

>>149444302
STOP posting these

>>149444325
And to think he posted that in 2017, he must have nerves of steel to still be a Newcastle customer.

Fuck this I'm playing Death Stranding 2

>>149444388
based debra wilson enthusiast

Are they booing again

>>149444321
Stop letting tries in?

it worked last time

>>149444413

>>149444424
Kek

just a casual half time goal kicking contest in the pissing rain

>>149444413
you cheeky bastard

>>149444343
if i can survive the three spoons i can survive anything

ANYONE SEEN PONGA

Based whistling ad

>>149444393
For me it's Bunifa Latifah Halifah Sharifa Jackson

>>149444440
>casual half time goal kicking contest
Get down there and show em how it’s done

>>149444411
Nah there wasn’t really any boos this time

>>149444388
I’m starting this tomorrow

>tfw no qt gilf raiders masseuse to me half time neck massages

>>149444411
I doubt they ever will again as long as O’Brien is in charge. His ancestors were kings and his voice carries authority

>>149444465
I have no idea how they select the contestants. I always assumed they just randomly select members but I’ve been one for over 10 years and never heard a thing.

>>149444510
I think it’s an opt in thing

>>149444510
Probably a radio station thing

>bench big red
>he comes out and starts having the game of his life
Clockwork

>>149444542
based sticky, cage the ginger and poke him with a stick for a week and then let him loose

Knights are still in this

>>149444581

>>149444581
Kek no

>>149444581
m8 plz…

unironically a sin bin in union

SET THE FUCKING TABLE ITS COMEBACK FOR DINNER

SET THE FUCKING TABLE

JOUSTBACK

>>149444648
quadruplets?

Raiders are the white mans team btw

thats bulldogs ackshully

I'm thinking the cowboys are the white mans team.

we need to rank the peems from most coconut to least coconut to find the real answer to the white mans peem

>taking the two

Young is good for a try a game, too bad he lets in two

DROPPED THE JOHNS-MENINGA

poocastle bros...

>>149444717
Yeah it’s the Raiders

>they finally got sticky's reaction to his wife's son getting a try
>three conservative claps

>club lime
More like club lame

>ponga has given up and like his saturday nights he's gone up his tunnel

ANYONE SEEN PONGA

I volunteer to help Sticky Daddy breed more Waidies ;p haha had a few sauvies

biff looms

>>149444720

>>149444766
Ugly tart

GET THE FUCKING TRAINERS OFF THE FIELD

COMEBACK

*defends your village from the raiders*
GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE
>faders

you would pay to see Schiller and Best

>>149444829
pay them to do what... should I be worried irish

important kick

>>149444829

JOUSTBACK
*cuts down the vikings*

>>149444834
Get some rose oil it’s good for anxiety

>ponga comes off
>poocastle starts to win

rosewater if you just splash some on your face if you don’t want to wear rose when you go out

>>149444860
alternatively eat turkish delight, rose flavour

Need a turnover here boys get it done next set

Why can’t Strange make the blues peem again

…

i took the advice from a previous thread, and she is now driving 80km to see me

momentum and the effect of being in front is so important to footy that I suspect sticky tells the pooders to give it all asap and leave nothing in reserve for the last 20-30 minutes of the game and just grit it out at the end
hence why they get called the faders
as general wayne bennet famously once said "tempo tempo tempo, never let your enemy dictate the tempo of the game and just suffocate them as early and as violently as possible and if they can comeback from that then gg no re"

General Uncle is generally right and it makes sense it’s all about effort at the end and if you were holding back you were being lazy

tapine bros...

>>149444953

Best to Schiller!

>>149444961
General Uncle literally wrote a book about it (maybe ghostwrote I’m not sure don’t want to cast aspersions)

>it’s a GOATcastle episode…

poocastle is a better peem without ponga, now imagine poocastle without having to pay ponga his 12,331,200 Mexican Pesos

CHIVALRYBACK

Young you fucking CAT

>gayguy

If Papa didn't get gassed after 20 mins then he would be Origin starter level

If Young catches that at pace he’s in broken play and he’s fast he might’ve scored. I’d boo him off

Based whistling ad

>>149444766
>quincy dudd

>>149445143
now post what the panthers get everyday

If Newcastle had scored another try and converted it I feel like they would’ve won that one

>>149445179

>>149445179
adam please you have a presser to get ready for

imagine if someone could teach the knights how to play for all 80 minutes

>>149444935
I remember that. Nice

>>149444935
better satisfy her or you'll get 2 stars

Just saw an ad for Stan on Kayo

I WILL give up on footy if they do that shit I am NOT a pay piggie normie faggot who will get 5 different subscriptions to watch a humble game of refball

>I am NOT a pay piggie normie faggot
You are
>who will get 5 different subscriptions to watch a humble game of refball
You will

captain of the debate peem over ere ay

The mas-debate team

>>149446394
>>149446394
>>149446394