GODpuria edition
heemvious dreamvious
charles WILL get his belt back
>>149433294@grok, is this real???
Charles will be in suspenders soon
9 men have tried to defeat The Black Country Banger in the ufc and only 6 have succeeded
UFC BJJ, they banned Slamming, excluding a slamming technique used as a method of escaping a fully applied submission
So atleast some slamming allowed, stop buttscouting by allowing the top player to signal them and the ref to stand up
Heem is full of personalities
Yea I'm good friends with Sean R. Strickland wbu?
I thought Topuria vs Charles was for an interim but apparently I missed that Islam is going to vacate his belt wtf
I guess both 145 and 155 will have fake champions
>>149433357Itโs called a chastity belt
>>149433357there are more fake champs than not currently
*sniff* mhmm smells like unemployment
>>149433357>VacateHe was stripped by Dana, Hunter, Mick and Sean.
>>149433393God I wish our Slamdaddy let us strip him
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>>149433347movie database
Clitia Topiglet has been acknowledged by the official UFC broadcast team
mmm i still think maybe merab heem tappys mikey in bjj, but tackett vs jdm would be kino
Fuck Mikey that gay little retard gives a bad name to the treasured UFC brand.
GODsumeci is a UFC champion.
>Clitia Topiglet glaze in the big 2025
JEEEEEEEEEJ
Mikey won his belt
Tomala did not
There are levels...
Spammy is off a bad one today boys.
>>149433532Mmmmm....
Two thick Black daddies...
>>149433577The first title shot goes to Mateusz Gamrot I lament
>>149433577He's setting up the Paddy Pimblt fight (which he loses)
The internet is weird. You can post a pig in lipstick on Reddit and they're saying omg she's divine. You can post a model here and an anon will somehow say she's ugly
british (paki) gent doesnt understand /heem/ only has high achievers, trailblazers, perfectionists, which is why models are not enough to satisfy our aristocratic tastes.
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>>149433588As cheeks as Gayrot is he might actually win
>>149433629Disgusting British phenotype
>>149433577He ain't wrong, tho. Shartman pulled out of a title fight on one day's notice.
Gaethje won a Ferrari playing golf
>>149433613There was nothing wrong with the Moroccan woman I posted, she's not amazing but definitely decent.
The funny thing is they'll all the same type of guy even though their behaviour is the opposite.
Lonely, and starved of a female touch
>>149433629>short-term oksociety is a brothel
>>149433643oowee I can sense the pit hair on this one
>>149433629Oh god, I remember her hahaha. Fucking bitch, I'll take her phone and stamp on it if I see her
>>149433626I did
>>149433650She was fine b
>>149433647I won a million bucks off bitecoin back in 2014
what's the black cuckold retard babbling about now
>>149433680why would you WANT that
>>149433647Pull that up Jaimie
>>149433650Is that one of my fucking melons??
>>149433707That's right, you tell her
>molesting watermelons
is there any low you wont stoop to?
>>149433711Why must it be yours? And you're not even black
Jolie Poirier is going to have fantastic tits when the baby comes out
>>149433727Yeah, tapping out to strikes lololol
>>149433729I know exactly how many melons I have growing on Sneed Island so if you snuck in and stole any Ill know.
Oliveria simulated arman lest we forget
>>149433752Did you catch eringate last thread sneedmeister
what's the standard nomenclature for the alpha male larper who allows or even enjoys his wife posting half-naked images online?
>>149433752Fuck, that's scary
>>149433764I dont care honestly bro I have my own life to worry about you know
>>149433749stop raping watermelons juan
MELON THIEF!!! WE HAVE A MELON THIEF!!
I've seen charles quit a dozen times and get borderline heemed by Michael fuckin Chandler and im sposed to believe he has a chance in hell against Ilia?
said it before and i'll say it again, /heem/ is a disgustingly non-White general.
>>149433752you mean we have growing
>>149433647I would love to get a 599
Thats fine Im gonna smoke some weed and go fishing in my kayak but Ill warn you I know EXACTLY how many Largemouth bass, catfish, and bluegill there are in my ponds and if any of them are missing Ill KNOW you have been fishing on my property and you will be shot dead. Harsh but fair.
Who is the Porsche Carrera GT of combat sports ?
Can we get a Ben Askren update
>>149433850Whos the nigger?
>>149433845you mean in our ponds
I'm still im still Charles from do bronx
>>149433858That's are erin
>>149433858He's not going to wear a wig for you, Xadame.
>>149433848>3 churkas>1 brazilian macaco>1 balkanite with a MENA haplogroup
>>149433858Clozapigโs new brown daddy Erin
I feel like Erin Blanchfield would have won her fight with the other one if they'd actually have met in the octagon
>>149433854I feel bad for him
Imagine wanting to be the best in the world and the world remember you for getting KO in the most ridiculous way under 5s and after all of this you almost die while grappling
>>149433886Wow a new daddy for me to play with
Yeah my arms are way more jacked and my skin is WAY more leathery and dry than this Erin fella. Flavor of the month heemsonality
-Sneed
>>149433901erin do you think sneed is cute
Say what you will about Tom Aspinall's son but his name isn't Erin
Heh... Look at this lanklet... The nervous laughter, the shaky demeanour, the quivering presence.
On Saturday, they will be taught again, but I fear.... that they will never learn.
>>149433916Please add me to the porkedcord
Yeah Id beat the shit out of Erin I reckon
>>149433901How do we know this is sneed?
>Clitia Topiglet
jeeeeeeeej Erin bodied that freak!!!
>>149433939Xhe posted it xerself.
>>149433927What a plump piggy
>>149433939I posted it, its me
>>149433945I would like some sources
6736 Helms Rd Pensacola
NOT an island!
>>149433927That arm has masturbated an unfathomable number of black transsexual penises.
The island is actually right here.
>>149433958How did you figure this out
Break it down with the important posts and their doxx
>>149433982the pond is shaped like a penis lol
I don't like the direction the thread is taking clearly Erin is upset he's being teased and going defcon 5 on sneedy b
>>149433858the guy whos been trying to get your attention
>>149434000No way bro, spammy is for sure uglier and fatter than that.
>>149433958If someone rapes sneed to death youโre liable
>>149433982God damn! that's a nice piece of property.
>>149433985Xadame openly admits to loving black transsexuals, I lament.
>>149434026Its 15 minutes from white sand beaches, my life is bitchin fr
>>149434026Tylaโs mother sucked a lot of penis for that.
>>149434014Erin. He is named Erin.
52oO
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>>149434031The losing contest maybe
Charles
Pantoja
Van
Moicano
Lima
>>149434014You think Iโm cute hehe. Would you suck me off if I put on a wig?
>>149434026Xeir southern so no its really not. Yo ugotta remeber that land is surrounded by nigers
I was always rooting for Spammeister.
>>149434046He will always be are spammy to me AND I forgive him. God Bless.
my fart smell like fried eggs n bacon
Godlia GODPuria
KKF
Candy Crush Royal
Moicano
Lima
>>149434070Sneed claims nordic heritage thougheverbeit
i didn't know you have to wash your dick like every 4 hours when you're with a girl otherwise it smells bad
got dumped because of it
>>149434088You know how we feel about that doe.
>>149434094Just wash it before and after you use it so in my case every 4 hours
>>149434094>wow my dick is covered in pussy juice when this dries it should smell pleasant keksome girls don't clean their puss
>>149434094I always wash my dick in the sink when I go to the bathroom. Never know when you might get a sloppy schaub
>>149434129based sinkchad
Stand ya base erin, stand yer fookin base mate yรฆ?
>>149434109>>149434127>>149434129i looked it up on quora apparently some girls like the natural smell of piss sweat and cum so i need to find a girl like that
>I dont care honestly bro I have my own life to worry about you know
>>149434179Girls that do look like they do b
>>149434189I was just telling finland about this earlier
>>149434172sometimes you dont show up and they win
Is it possible to train niggers to behave differently from this?
>>149433347>ugly random cheap ARKill amerimutts
>>149434253If you could you'd train them all to wear dresses and wigs albeitever.
>>149434273That rifle is badass and youre jealous af
>>149434253sad asf look how he tries to do his tricks around 0:28
all of us employed folk canl relate to him
>>149434278Kinda like that episode of Dragon Ball GT
>>149434253First youโd need to stop sucking them off for a few minutes
sneed
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Im the only namefag around these parts "Austin"
They're scared! Notice how the thread slows down when Big Ole Sneeds around!
>Laura "Trailer Trash" Murray is still in the UFC
Terrifying presence activated
>>149434354You are a big bitch that's for certain Xadame Tyla.
>>149434409Bodied that freak
Where's that activity? come on now!
Luke Thomas: A Person for Politics
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Every time you see Sneed's face, you're looking at the face of a man who watches so much transsexual porn that he gave himself autogynephilia.
>>149434485many are saying this(about pakitranny)
>>149434436we don't sign our posts here
>>149434485imagine being so deranged as to create an x account so you could false flag
heem is not well, not well at all.
>>149434501All us charlestrannies are raped, gaped and AGP I fear
True heemsters remember that account switched its location 3 times in the span of 15 minutes.
>>149434485like looking in a mirror
>>149434568people forget man
>>149434508I do because I'm a little BBC slut.
I think (You) 'd be surprised
>>149434590Call your Queen a naughty piggy.
I've been a naughty piggy.
Paulo Costa singing I wish I had an angel by Nightwish and he's talmbout trans
>>149434630Stfu and oink on ya Jondaddy's BBC ya pozzed piglet.
>>149434624Spammy losing his mind bigtime posting random niggas with absolutely no credbility whatsoever. I'm suppsoed to believe that's sneed because why? fat ass niger
>>149434668I NEED Slamdaddy spunk...
>>149434562we don't sign our posts here
>>149434670Call me a naughty piggy.
I'm a naughty piggy.
>>149434670He posted it himself after spammy found his mugshot
>>149434723How do you connect his posts to his mugshot is my question?
>>149434748Stop backpedaling.
>>149434748GIVE HIM TIME TO MAKE SOMETHING UP
>>149434881I've been a naughty piggy.
Please call me a naughty piggy.
Reminder Dana is UFC's president. He's not a promoter anymore.
>>149434936Looks like heโs made of melting wax
xco
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>>149434936Whyโs his mouth open
Snoop
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>>149434988We call this a "bacon bussy".
Hey guys! just back from seeing my favorite fighter.
>>149435023I'm a hungry piggy...
I need to gulp some dog dick daddy juice...
i dont thikn i like this new trend of posting ur own pics
Imminent plans are in motion
>>149435054that's cuz you look like a butt
and not just any butt
a big butt
>>149435060Oh my Karmelo I NEED these daddies to SPITROAST me...
shartmelo got indicted btw
>>149435060Imagine how much Kvass these lads can put away
>>149435102So did Kyle Piggenhouse.
>>149435159no chance a dime piece like that posts here
Why don't dudes like Jones just be themselves
White boys is hangry lil' piggies fo BBC.
>>149435202My bussy is getting hangry for Magodaddyโs dickdowns
Heemember the ufc300 get?
Afaik sneedyb is defined as some nigga who completey minde broken a few euros who built their own 'cords to compete.
Just judging off yall wordsmith and paranoia for the past 3 months it seems that sneed holds some creator-type figure
Is sneed a goated poster or just a good troll ?
>>149435247I don't remember what I ate yesterday
>>149435202this is why ali doesn't let him use the dagestan flag
>>149435077Ohhh nahhh look at the top of his head
>>149435247I remember it but sadly I didn't save it
>>149435258sneed is a philosopher king
>>149435258Sneed is basically Aristotle
>tfw you think youโre dying of a terminal illness so you admit to the online community you frequent that youโre a literal sissy faggot and hard drug addict who fucks trannies and gets turned on by the thought of trooning out only to survive by some miracle and you still get bullied for it years later.
Call that a Sneed moment.
>>149435344Sneed did a number on you son
Fighting my contrarian self so I dont boy shartles
He's got hands
>>149434129lol. I do this sometimes, too. It's kinda fun.
>>149435344same thing happened to Alexander the Great
>>149435060How do emiratis feel about all those churkas
>>149435389Alexander the gaped
Muslim churkas btfoing whitoids is not the first time it happened in history
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mamluk
Those guys beat both crusaders and mongols
Xneed did a number on xer pancreaussy and sexuality.
we need a 109 pound division for niggas that weigh 109 pounds
>>149435445Alistair Oversneed
00116
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>>149435445the man the myth the legend
I never watch it but the heembedded was solid af
>>149435481you guys think they'll have megan this weekend with her fat baby belly?
>>149435481me on the left with the carnar11 shirt
>>149435484Who the fook is that guy?
>>149435540Itโs canar11 you idiot
Wonk eyed and nosed caucasoids ruined ufc
Give me failed ncaa wrasslers in tapout merch who only know how to swang and bang instead
>>149435602Sadly we gave you Bo Nickal and he got brutally fraud checked by a dutch tranny. Sad!
Backroad, reportin' live
At night, I come alive
I die, but never lie
They try, they met the fire
Backroad, reportin' live
At night, I come alive
I die, but never lie
They try, they met the fire, fire
Why is prolific so lazy? She doesn't so anything. She's a young girl, she should be putting herself out there grabbing the lime light. Anyone know if she's updated her Instagram since we lasted collectively enjoyed that little browse?
>>149435622BIG HAWLG ON YO MOUTH
BIG HAWLG ON YO MOUTH
BIG HAWLG ON YO MOUTH
BIG HAWLG ON YO MOUTH
BIG HAWLG ON YO MOUTH
>>149435688Man you are a sad pathetic fucker. How longโs this obsession been going on?
>>149435688she literally micromanages everything
>>149435699https://archive.org/details/you-called-me-a-dreamer-adolf-hitler
>>149435705Too long, why are you annoyed? How do you think I feel? You only have to read one line, I have to live with these thoughts 24/7 literally.
She's got a juicy ass and has never showed it, not even ONCE. It's like your mum wrapping up a Nintendo, and and just putting it away, you never get round to being able to enjoy it, just waiting and waiting, dyinnng for it, with no plans at all for her to co-operate
>>149435258>Is sneed a goated poster or just a good trollI'm a naughty piglet.
>>149435720A dreamer of the day
>>149435712I mean as a personality, she literally gives nothing of herself, not even her voice. She's been heard literally once, on embedded and she said only two words. And by manage do you mean stick a phone in people faces with that Cow stare like a dweeb?
>>149435828Show me your phat Black cock, daddy.
Why is this gรฉnรฉral full of mentally ill people
Other generals are usually chill
>>149435720Boetiful bruda hh
>>149435882You are in the ban list, at fucking number 1. Why would you even bother writing?
>>149435901Oh wtf youre finald????
>>149435878shes too busy running a multinational corporation to post on social media
>>149435901I dont you that kind of guy pal
>>149435895No they arenโt have you seen the state of box
>>149435895not even the worst it's ever been
+ other generals have people spamming pics of their own shit
/box/ had a schizo who couldn't flush his toilet so he just kept shitting on top of the pile and it got like 4ft high
>>149435944>>149435968Then i guess combat sport generals
>>149435905I want you in me, daddy
Call me a naughty piggy.
HELLO ABU DHABI ARE YOU READY FOR TONIGHT'S MAIN EVENT?????????
MAKE SOME NOISE FOR PIGSLAM MAKACHEV!!!!!
>>149435968Damn /heem/ we have to step our shitposting up. even /box/ is outdoing us
>>149435933I'm not finald
>>149435938What kinda guy we talmbout here
>>149435937What's her Instagram? I want to check. There must be one decent picture in the space of a year. Bikini shot at the beach or something, just something.
>>149435981nah it's not relegated to combat sports
there was a filipino who would take shits on his kitchen table and post pics of it to i think /f1/
4chan just attracts the mentally ill
>>149435992good job finding some random ass nigga
>>149436045I'm not clicking that
Has prolific even been at events in forever
Slamdaddy ainโt even fighting and still the topiglets canโt stop squealing for his seed
Thatโs some real king shit nigga!!
>>149435992>>149435999what is the point is this decade ??
Don't call it a sneedback.
*brutally skleems a chud and knocks all the misinformation and racism out of his brain*
>>149436055Would you fuck me?
>>149436026A guy that could say hh
dana is a bottom but he did rape oscar de la hoya on one fateful eve
>>149436087Topuria respect islam
>>149436087Absolute chills when he beats 50 year old Usman
>>149436133Shut up wahrani bitch hh
would you fuck me
i'd fuck me
i'd fuck me hard
i'd fuck me so hard
>>149436201Usdaddyโs BBC would split Topiglet in two
But what's your fav soft drink
I never got my coke and iskender. I'm calling the manager.
>>149436221depends
do you suck dic?
>>149436231Mtn Dew Baja Blast Zero
Fact: I could would ans shoukd beat your ass but Im not gonna
>>149436250I'm giving this place 1 star in my Wolt app
>>149436352Factual post I fear, sadly
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Goosebumps.
>>149436352Call me Tyla.
Sneed is my sexy dead daddy's name.
>>149436201Usman will big brother him even without knees
>>149436231>favorite soft drink>implying he also drink estrogenLmao
I'm going to bed guy, one of you can give me her Instagram in the morning
>>149436352a constant barrage of 10-8s daily
>>149436416Is that what you call dementia dookie diaper diarrhoea?
>>149436409Please fuck me, daddy.
>>149436427How do you know which finland neet this one is?
>>149436413>Xadame's AGP revving up when xhe sees a black tranny penis.
>>149436380I don't get it.
>>149433848All just folks of swarthy complexion except for Tom
>>149436443All of the pigpenโs posts stink of steatorrhea
Snoop
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I need a BBC dick daddy to fill this up...
>>149436455Factual post though not remotely MMA related I regret to inform you. Oh dear oh dear...not combat sports related at all I fear.
Sneed me up
(Sneed me up inside!)
Can't Sneed up
(Sneed me up inside!)
SNEED ME!
>>149436479kek what a goof
>>149436479>loose live electricity right next to a giant pool
Hey wait a minute thats literally me! *deletes*
I think we should remove all Indians from the internet. Yes, that includes Luke Thomas. Thoughts?
>>149435344so did you troon out
Im the miracle man, I overcame agp pancreatitis obesity and addiction. I am now unstoppably based.
if my grandma was a tomato Id put her in the garden
bogdan grad lost so i had to chop my di k offf
>>149436575You still have all of those things, I lament.
And early stage melanoma by the looks of things, oh dear oh dear...
>>149436575I present to you
>>149436599Bitch Made Faggot, I fear
>>149436599look at that creampie smirk bald fuck thought he hit the jackpot with the bmf concept
The bmf belt is p4p the most substantial belt in the ufc based on who's fought for it
I miss prime Tonyposting bros...
Why is Beneil Dariush going to a mentalist on fight week?
>>149436689Put a wig and a dress on that thing and Xadame will suck it dry.
yo are we just forgetting that (you) found erin?
>>149436713I found a bag of weed outside on the ground
Why is Payton Talbott on the main card when he got brutally exposed in his last fight and lost?
>>149436709wigs? dresses? do you have something to say man?
>>149436745Felipe Lima is the A-side
Conor McGregor looks like dogshit in brand new training footage released today. Ready for a return to the Octagon?
>>149436779accurate, powerful and precise.
Gooby is never fighting again. Get over it you fewls of a ting.
>>149436779iron buttocks, nipples like cigars
>>149436837Coner gregory he's a boomer era fighter
Kai Kara-France literally cannot go 1 video without doing some gay ass Maori shit can he. What an annoying cunt.
You now remember Caio Borralho
>>149436899he seriously needs to some tattoos so he stops looking like some larping cracker
lima charges into distance and gets slumped by an elbow
0 takedowns landed
free my nigga Karmelo he didnu du nuffin
Topuriabros i have a bad feeling in my knees....
I don't think this week is gonna be good to us
Nina Drama's beauty is skin-deep.
Bogdan's is through-and-through. To the bone.
>>149436771Been looking for this for years thank you
>>149436946It's like an abbo but more mark huntish
>>149436937Women can fake anything but the ick
>>149436937Damn YOU JUST KNOW in that moment she is thinking about leaving him.
>>149436993The ick isn't real, it's just women desiring rape correction from men to put them back in their place when they get uppity
>>149436929Why do you hate good fighters so much
If we're anything here on /heem/, we are experts on women and being in relationships with women
>>149436946Samoans with extra tattoos
>>149437008Max is packin. she won't leave him ever.
>>149436937If a person I love got heemed I'd only think of killing the culprit. No other thoughts in my mind would exist. I really don't understand bitches that get the ick in situations like that.
>>149437025>Max is packinAnon...I...
>>149437042Women are weak and need to be led by the strong to survive. It's not rocket science.
>>149437042she just looks upset more than anything. i don't know why everyone is writing cuck fantasy
>>149436937His girl bangable
Topuria isnt like its fafct
>>149436937Aldo got a mommy pawg that comforted him when he got heemed by goob
>>149437075Youโre on a website full of deranged incels b
>>149437042Women always go for the strongest. If you can't protect them their biological instincts kick in and they want to leave you. It's on a subconscious level and they can't help it.
>>149437042not how woman's brain works. evolutionary trait for men is being protector so if their loved one is hurt, their immediate reaction is to go for the throat. women work in completely opposite way.
>>149437075>i don't know why everyone is writing cuck fantasy
>>149437075Yeah this makes more sense. I just imagine an equivalent scenario happening in my life and I'd be extremely upset, seething even. Maybe she's feeling exactly that.
>>149437117Whatโs she gonna do fight Topuria herself?
>>149437117Yeah if she thought about leaving him she'd be nonchalant not upset
>>149437018wdym i love kody steele
I wonder if the reason /heem/ has so many faggots is because it has so much overlap with /int/ which is one of the gayest fucking boards on this site
>>149437075You're the only one who brought up a cucking fantasy mate
>>149437075its not a fantasy after max's loss she flew to big brown HQ and took a ride on schaub's hawlg
>>149437090there are women happily married to like dwarfs and dudes with no arms and legs and shit
it might be hard to accept but women are people that have individual preferences and ways of thinking just like us b
I don't think anyone on heem has a girlfriend
>>149437129I'm not saying she should do something, I'm just describing the sort of anger a person feels when a loved one gets hurt by someone else. It's an emotion I'm super familiar with and it stings more when there's nothing you can do about the situation. It feels like shit trying your best to hold a poker face when deep inside wanting to punch a wall. That's all I'm saying.
I live and breathe Maori culture. No not when Im an pygmy goblin fuck
there are like 2, maybe 3 women conor mcgregor has vowed to god he'll never rape
>>149437183Or has sex despite all the minge post that finland makes
cuckoldry/ntr is only good when the man cucks the woman
i would leave my hypothetical shawty for a jeff molina blowbang
>>149433331this means nothing if you don't include the post
>>149437281wait a minute we have another Aristotle on our hands
>>149437289im not 100% kai kara france has any maori ancestry at all
what time is the press conference and why does the dumbass UFC youtube have post fight press conference and not the pre fight one
What if there was a Chinese Master in the UFC?
Volk took a huge hawlg to immerse himself fully to the maori culture
>>149437312https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcM2h61HYCI
>>149437315He would kill everyone. Why do you think there hasnt been one? They are sinply too deadly.
>>149437315he would fugg shid up
Look at all these cazzies LMAO
>Sedriques Dumas got pulled this from weekends event because he couldn't get a judge to agree to take his ankle monitor off in time
Beautiful shining stars you have in your company, Dana
>>149437311That's perfect for being Maori
>>149437337seriously why doesnt blumpf just kill these repeat offenders
>>149437315bro this chinaman beat Anthony Smith I think he's earned master status
>>149437311He has subtle maori features
Guru is the Rosie O'Donnell of mma media.
>>149437298i am the only nigga sean strickland liked so id be doxxing myself
>>149437357He has achieved Mastery over the Chinese
>>149436993>>149437012>caring about the ickIf a woman does that, just fuck her and thats it
mfw
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dan hooker claims maori blood too
>>149437374thats literally a man's ass
>>149437324thx big dog, may you be blessed with correct picks this weekend
kkf
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>>149437324oh nice! we'll get a 13 minute press conference in foreign languages
>>149437415Only phenotype experts can detect it
WA KA KI KI WA TA PA NA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Archetyp market is done down?!?!?!? Wtf Wher doth I go!?!?!?
mir
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>>149437435GRRR IM HECKIN MAD BECAUSE HE MAKES A WACKY FACE
>>149437435I'd brake my ass off into his butthole so tight im not gay tho
just a dominance thing
>>149437435dumb fucking cracker
>>149437458How doth thou break an ass off in a butthole
Me with Frank Mir's Daughter (Bella Mir)
me
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>>149437457I don't think anyone is mad. Seems they're making fun of him for so strongly embracing the >5% of his ethnic background.
Oh no I'll never live this down
Just caught a fish and relocated him into another pond. Based
Kaaa
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>>149437493I'm really mad
>>149437493It makes me mad, but, to be honest, I was just looking for an excuse.
>>149437493I literally just said I'm mad faggot, can you not read?
>>149437522My bad b I read it in a sarcastic tone.
Can I use maori form to get through public speaking engagements?
They legally cant say I'm not Maori
you cannot lose cyril, it is le impossible!
>>149437539People think Jon retired to duck Tom but Jon retired to duck Gane 3.0
oh fuck I just shit myself
>>149437539who tf is that
>>149437564Protect yourself at all times b, even from a shart.
Yeah we just fishing nigga what's good you need a cucumber maybe a melon hmm? Okra or beans maybe?
Yeah Im growing sunflowers nigga what you know about that? Prolly nothin
some grits, yahaw! and dem collard greens with some butter mmmm mmmm
UFC 317 PRESS CONFERENCE
WE ARE LIVE!!!
https://www.youtube.com/live/OcM2h61HYCI
https://www.youtube.com/live/OcM2h61HYCI
https://www.youtube.com/live/OcM2h61HYCI
Oh boy chicken breasts and mayo sandwiches with kale chips yum Timmy!
>>149437635I don't want to look at Brandon Royval that nigga so ugly in a non homosexual way.
>>149437645Ye Gods lads, the goliath pawg milf.
>tfw youโre comfortably lying in bed close to sleep and stomach pain and diarrhea hits
>>149437645imagine hitting her with one of these
I just heemed a hotpocket and coca cola
>>149437695i love coca cola man i swear that shits medicine
how hard is it to start the press conference on time
>>149437645Call me Gulliver's Travels cause I'd be laying ropes on that
Bladee is like the 2nd best Swedish person after Sweden the poster.
>>149437741bladee is a semite
>>149437741Bladee is like 15th behind the Suicide Boys and SeshHollowWaterboyz
The Nuke of Nepal Joshua Van
IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcM2h61HYCI
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcM2h61HYCI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcM2h61HYCI
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcM2h61HYCI
>UFC presser
>opens with a /box/ advert
we got heemt
>>149437748They're not even Swedish
.
>>149437744His surname is Reichwald.
>promoting canelo v crawford on a ufc press conference
wtf lol?
If youโre over the age of 20 and still listen to soundcloud rap you need to KYS
/box/ fucking won
power slap fucking won
poofc lost
>>149437785I only listen to ultra positive early 90s boom bap with no cussing
tf am i supposed to listen to the beatles ? she loves me yeah yea yea ahh nigga.
You know what? I'm just going to say it
Fuck Dana White
>>149437797Lyrical Spiritual Miracle ahh nigga
>>149437805You can't say that.
Fuck and creampie Dana White
>>149437797I listen to 311 to farm supernatural good vibes
>>149437785https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7bYz5FEJWw
GET THIS GAY NICCA OFF THE STAGE
YEAH DUDE I LISTEN TO LIMP BIZKIT KORN AND HATEBREED DUDE
>>149437785This. We listen to Iron Maiden here
>>149437797I only listen to 90s/2000s french rap
>>149437778ever heard of yiddish b
>>149437851This nigga like 70
Jesus they hate El Matador
my nigga im only 500 days on duolingo and i understood that