Thread 149433262

GODpuria edition
heemvious dreamvious

anime butt

charles WILL get his belt back

First for Finland

>>149433268
topturo-esque

>>149433294
@grok, is this real???

Charles will be in suspenders soon

9 men have tried to defeat The Black Country Banger in the ufc and only 6 have succeeded

UFC BJJ, they banned Slamming, excluding a slamming technique used as a method of escaping a fully applied submission
So atleast some slamming allowed, stop buttscouting by allowing the top player to signal them and the ref to stand up

Heem is full of personalities

Yea I'm good friends with Sean R. Strickland wbu?

VICK
I
C
K

I thought Topuria vs Charles was for an interim but apparently I missed that Islam is going to vacate his belt wtf
I guess both 145 and 155 will have fake champions

>>149433357
It’s called a chastity belt

>>149433357
there are more fake champs than not currently

*sniff* mhmm smells like unemployment

>>149433357
>Vacate
He was stripped by Dana, Hunter, Mick and Sean.

>>149433393
God I wish our Slamdaddy let us strip him

>>149433347
movie database

Pigslam RAN

Clitia Topiglet has been acknowledged by the official UFC broadcast team

mmm i still think maybe merab heem tappys mikey in bjj, but tackett vs jdm would be kino

This is sickening.

Fuck Mikey that gay little retard gives a bad name to the treasured UFC brand.

GODsumeci is a UFC champion.

>Clitia Topiglet glaze in the big 2025

JEEEEEEEEEJ

Mikey won his belt
Tomala did not
There are levels...

Spammy is off a bad one today boys.

>>149433532
Mmmmm....

Two thick Black daddies...

Afraid of Arman

>>149433577
The first title shot goes to Mateusz Gamrot I lament

>>149433577
He's setting up the Paddy Pimblt fight (which he loses)

The internet is weird. You can post a pig in lipstick on Reddit and they're saying omg she's divine. You can post a model here and an anon will somehow say she's ugly

>>149433601
tl;dr??

bums all of ya

british (paki) gent doesnt understand /heem/ only has high achievers, trailblazers, perfectionists, which is why models are not enough to satisfy our aristocratic tastes.

>>149433601
post yer pig

>>149433588
As cheeks as Gayrot is he might actually win

>>149433629
Disgusting British phenotype

>>149433629
Meant for >>149433626

>>149433577
He ain't wrong, tho. Shartman pulled out of a title fight on one day's notice.

Gaethje won a Ferrari playing golf

>>149433613
There was nothing wrong with the Moroccan woman I posted, she's not amazing but definitely decent.
The funny thing is they'll all the same type of guy even though their behaviour is the opposite.

Lonely, and starved of a female touch

>>149433629
>short-term ok
society is a brothel

>>149433643
oowee I can sense the pit hair on this one

>>149433629
That's a man.

>>149433629
Oh god, I remember her hahaha. Fucking bitch, I'll take her phone and stamp on it if I see her

>>149433626
I did

>>149433650
She was fine b

>>149433647
I won a million bucks off bitecoin back in 2014

wanna suck pussy bad

what's the black cuckold retard babbling about now

Chills

>>149433680
why would you WANT that

>>149433647
Pull that up Jaimie

>>149433682
Quiet Erin

Erin

>>149433650
Is that one of my fucking melons??

>>149433707
That's right, you tell her

>molesting watermelons
is there any low you wont stoop to?

>>149433711
Why must it be yours? And you're not even black

Jolie Poirier is going to have fantastic tits when the baby comes out

>>149433727
Yeah, tapping out to strikes lololol

>>149433729
I know exactly how many melons I have growing on Sneed Island so if you snuck in and stole any Ill know.

Alvin Hines fight week

Oliveria simulated arman lest we forget

>>149433752
Did you catch eringate last thread sneedmeister

what's the standard nomenclature for the alpha male larper who allows or even enjoys his wife posting half-naked images online?

>>149433752
Fuck, that's scary

TikTok Transpinall

>>149433764
I dont care honestly bro I have my own life to worry about you know

>>149433749
stop raping watermelons juan

Predator

Do you want it back?

>>149433789
Prey

MELON THIEF!!! WE HAVE A MELON THIEF!!

I've seen charles quit a dozen times and get borderline heemed by Michael fuckin Chandler and im sposed to believe he has a chance in hell against Ilia?

said it before and i'll say it again, /heem/ is a disgustingly non-White general.

>>149433752
you mean we have growing

>>149433647
I would love to get a 599

Thats fine Im gonna smoke some weed and go fishing in my kayak but Ill warn you I know EXACTLY how many Largemouth bass, catfish, and bluegill there are in my ponds and if any of them are missing Ill KNOW you have been fishing on my property and you will be shot dead. Harsh but fair.

a campaign of conquest

>>149433780
Sounds good b

Who is the Porsche Carrera GT of combat sports ?

Can we get a Ben Askren update

>>149433850
Whos the nigger?

>>149433845
you mean in our ponds

I'm still im still Charles from do bronx

>>149433858
That's are erin

>>149433858
He's not going to wear a wig for you, Xadame.

>>149433848
>3 churkas
>1 brazilian macaco
>1 balkanite with a MENA haplogroup

>>149433858
Clozapig’s new brown daddy Erin

>>149433859
Mom??

I feel like Erin Blanchfield would have won her fight with the other one if they'd actually have met in the octagon

>>149433854
I feel bad for him
Imagine wanting to be the best in the world and the world remember you for getting KO in the most ridiculous way under 5s and after all of this you almost die while grappling

>>149433886
Wow a new daddy for me to play with

Yeah my arms are way more jacked and my skin is WAY more leathery and dry than this Erin fella. Flavor of the month heemsonality

-Sneed

>>149433901
erin do you think sneed is cute

Say what you will about Tom Aspinall's son but his name isn't Erin

Heh... Look at this lanklet... The nervous laughter, the shaky demeanour, the quivering presence.
On Saturday, they will be taught again, but I fear.... that they will never learn.

>>149433916
Please add me to the porkedcord

Yeah Id beat the shit out of Erin I reckon

>>149433901
How do we know this is sneed?

>Clitia Topiglet

jeeeeeeeej Erin bodied that freak!!!

>>149433939
Xhe posted it xerself.

>>149433927
What a plump piggy

>>149433939
I posted it, its me

>>149433945
I would like some sources

6736 Helms Rd Pensacola
NOT an island!

>>149433927
That arm has masturbated an unfathomable number of black transsexual penises.

The island is actually right here.

>>149433976
Monitor

>>149433958
How did you figure this out
Break it down with the important posts and their doxx

>>149433982
the pond is shaped like a penis lol

I don't like the direction the thread is taking clearly Erin is upset he's being teased and going defcon 5 on sneedy b

>>149433858
the guy whos been trying to get your attention

>>149434000
No way bro, spammy is for sure uglier and fatter than that.

>>149433958
If someone rapes sneed to death you’re liable

>>149433982
God damn! that's a nice piece of property.

>>149433985
Xadame openly admits to loving black transsexuals, I lament.

Spamster won I lament

>>149434026
Its 15 minutes from white sand beaches, my life is bitchin fr

>>149434014
Oh no.

>>149434026
Tyla’s mother sucked a lot of penis for that.

>>149434014
Erin. He is named Erin.

>>149434031
The losing contest maybe

Charles
Pantoja
Van
Moicano
Lima

>>149434014
You think I’m cute hehe. Would you suck me off if I put on a wig?

>>149434026
Xeir southern so no its really not. Yo ugotta remeber that land is surrounded by nigers

I was always rooting for Spammeister.

>>149434046
He will always be are spammy to me AND I forgive him. God Bless.

my fart smell like fried eggs n bacon

Godlia GODPuria
KKF
Candy Crush Royal
Moicano
Lima

>>149434022
>if

>>149434070
Sneed claims nordic heritage thougheverbeit

i didn't know you have to wash your dick like every 4 hours when you're with a girl otherwise it smells bad
got dumped because of it

>>149434088
You know how we feel about that doe.

>>149434094
Just wash it before and after you use it so in my case every 4 hours

>>149434094
>wow my dick is covered in pussy juice when this dries it should smell pleasant kek
some girls don't clean their puss

>>149434094
I always wash my dick in the sink when I go to the bathroom. Never know when you might get a sloppy schaub

>>149434129
based sinkchad

Stand ya base erin, stand yer fookin base mate yæ?

>>149434109
>>149434127
>>149434129
i looked it up on quora apparently some girls like the natural smell of piss sweat and cum so i need to find a girl like that

>>149434179
Girls that do look like they do b

>>149434189
I was just telling finland about this earlier

>>149434172
sometimes you dont show up and they win

>>149434094
>>149434129
t

Is it possible to train niggers to behave differently from this?

>>149433347
>ugly random cheap AR
Kill amerimutts

>>149434253
If you could you'd train them all to wear dresses and wigs albeitever.

>>149434273
That rifle is badass and youre jealous af

>>149434253
sad asf look how he tries to do his tricks around 0:28
all of us employed folk canl relate to him

>>149434278
Kinda like that episode of Dragon Ball GT

>>149434253
First you’d need to stop sucking them off for a few minutes

>>149434302
No chance!

Im the only namefag around these parts "Austin"

They're scared! Notice how the thread slows down when Big Ole Sneeds around!

Thats big sneed bitch

Terrifying presence activated

>>149434354
You are a big bitch that's for certain Xadame Tyla.

>>149434409
Bodied that freak

Where's that activity? come on now!

Luke Thomas: A Person for Politics

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

/heem/ is back

Every time you see Sneed's face, you're looking at the face of a man who watches so much transsexual porn that he gave himself autogynephilia.

>>149434485
many are saying this(about pakitranny)

>>149434436
we don't sign our posts here

>>149434485
imagine being so deranged as to create an x account so you could false flag

heem is not well, not well at all.

>>149434501
All us charlestrannies are raped, gaped and AGP I fear

True heemsters remember that account switched its location 3 times in the span of 15 minutes.

>>149434485
like looking in a mirror

>>149434568
people forget man

>>149434508
I do because I'm a little BBC slut.

I think (You) 'd be surprised

>>149434590
Call your Queen a naughty piggy.

I've been a naughty piggy.

Paulo Costa singing I wish I had an angel by Nightwish and he's talmbout trans

>>149434630
Stfu and oink on ya Jondaddy's BBC ya pozzed piglet.

Sadly this is factual

>>149434624
Spammy losing his mind bigtime posting random niggas with absolutely no credbility whatsoever. I'm suppsoed to believe that's sneed because why? fat ass niger

WORK OR ILL SEPARATE YOU

>>149434668
I NEED Slamdaddy spunk...

>>149434562
we don't sign our posts here

>>149434675
>t.

>>149434670
Call me a naughty piggy.

I'm a naughty piggy.

>>149434670
He posted it himself after spammy found his mugshot

THATS IT, STAND UP!!!

>>149434723
How do you connect his posts to his mugshot is my question?

>>149434748
Superglue

>>149434748
Stop backpedaling.

>>149434748
GIVE HIM TIME TO MAKE SOMETHING UP

>>149434881
I've been a naughty piggy.

Please call me a naughty piggy.

Reminder Dana is UFC's president. He's not a promoter anymore.

I'm woke ASF

>>149434936
Looks like he’s made of melting wax

>>149434936
Why’s his mouth open

>>149434988
We call this a "bacon bussy".

Hey guys! just back from seeing my favorite fighter.

>>149435023
I'm a hungry piggy...

I need to gulp some dog dick daddy juice...

i dont thikn i like this new trend of posting ur own pics

Imminent plans are in motion

>>149435054
why?

>>149435054
that's cuz you look like a butt
and not just any butt
a big butt

>>149435060
Oh my Karmelo I NEED these daddies to SPITROAST me...

shartmelo got indicted btw

>>149435060
Imagine how much Kvass these lads can put away

>>149435102
So did Kyle Piggenhouse.

>>149435159
no chance a dime piece like that posts here

Why don't dudes like Jones just be themselves

White boys is hangry lil' piggies fo BBC.

Vile fucking gnome

>>149435186
No......NO!

>>149435202
My bussy is getting hangry for Magodaddy’s dickdowns

Heemember the ufc300 get?

Afaik sneedyb is defined as some nigga who completey minde broken a few euros who built their own 'cords to compete.
Just judging off yall wordsmith and paranoia for the past 3 months it seems that sneed holds some creator-type figure
Is sneed a goated poster or just a good troll ?

>>149435247
I don't remember what I ate yesterday

>>149435202
this is why ali doesn't let him use the dagestan flag

>>149435077
Ohhh nahhh look at the top of his head

>>149435247
I remember it but sadly I didn't save it

>>149435258
sneed is a philosopher king

>>149435247
Yes

>>149435258
Sneed is basically Aristotle

>tfw you think you’re dying of a terminal illness so you admit to the online community you frequent that you’re a literal sissy faggot and hard drug addict who fucks trannies and gets turned on by the thought of trooning out only to survive by some miracle and you still get bullied for it years later.
Call that a Sneed moment.

>>149435344
Sneed did a number on you son

Fighting my contrarian self so I dont boy shartles
He's got hands

>>149434129
lol. I do this sometimes, too. It's kinda fun.

>>149435344
same thing happened to Alexander the Great

>>149435060
How do emiratis feel about all those churkas

>>149435344
Evidence?

>>149435389
Alexander the gaped

Muslim churkas btfoing whitoids is not the first time it happened in history
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mamluk
Those guys beat both crusaders and mongols

Xneed did a number on xer pancreaussy and sexuality.

Who tf is sneed

we need a 109 pound division for niggas that weigh 109 pounds

>>149435445
Alistair Oversneed

>>149435445
the man the myth the legend

sweden

I never watch it but the heembedded was solid af

>>149435481
you guys think they'll have megan this weekend with her fat baby belly?

>>149435288
>>149435307

>>149435481
me on the left with the carnar11 shirt

>>149435484
Who the fook is that guy?

>>149435540
It’s canar11 you idiot

Wonk eyed and nosed caucasoids ruined ufc
Give me failed ncaa wrasslers in tapout merch who only know how to swang and bang instead

>>149435602
Sadly we gave you Bo Nickal and he got brutally fraud checked by a dutch tranny. Sad!

Backroad, reportin' live
At night, I come alive
I die, but never lie
They try, they met the fire
Backroad, reportin' live
At night, I come alive
I die, but never lie
They try, they met the fire, fire

Why is prolific so lazy? She doesn't so anything. She's a young girl, she should be putting herself out there grabbing the lime light. Anyone know if she's updated her Instagram since we lasted collectively enjoyed that little browse?

>>149435622
BIG HAWLG ON YO MOUTH
BIG HAWLG ON YO MOUTH
BIG HAWLG ON YO MOUTH
BIG HAWLG ON YO MOUTH
BIG HAWLG ON YO MOUTH

>>149435688
Man you are a sad pathetic fucker. How long’s this obsession been going on?

>>149435688
she literally micromanages everything

>>149435699
https://archive.org/details/you-called-me-a-dreamer-adolf-hitler

>>149435705
Too long, why are you annoyed? How do you think I feel? You only have to read one line, I have to live with these thoughts 24/7 literally.
She's got a juicy ass and has never showed it, not even ONCE. It's like your mum wrapping up a Nintendo, and and just putting it away, you never get round to being able to enjoy it, just waiting and waiting, dyinnng for it, with no plans at all for her to co-operate

>>149435258
>Is sneed a goated poster or just a good troll

I'm a naughty piglet.

>>149435720
A dreamer of the day

>>149435712
I mean as a personality, she literally gives nothing of herself, not even her voice. She's been heard literally once, on embedded and she said only two words. And by manage do you mean stick a phone in people faces with that Cow stare like a dweeb?

>>149435828
Show me your phat Black cock, daddy.

Why is this général full of mentally ill people
Other generals are usually chill

>>149435720
Boetiful bruda hh

>>149435882
You are in the ban list, at fucking number 1. Why would you even bother writing?

>>149435445
Fuck you

>>149435901
Oh wtf youre finald????

>>149435878
shes too busy running a multinational corporation to post on social media

>>149435901
I dont you that kind of guy pal

>>149435895
No they aren’t have you seen the state of box

>>149435895
not even the worst it's ever been
+ other generals have people spamming pics of their own shit
/box/ had a schizo who couldn't flush his toilet so he just kept shitting on top of the pile and it got like 4ft high

>>149435944
>>149435968
Then i guess combat sport generals

>>149435905
On*

>>149435905
I want you in me, daddy

Call me a naughty piggy.

HELLO ABU DHABI ARE YOU READY FOR TONIGHT'S MAIN EVENT?????????
MAKE SOME NOISE FOR PIGSLAM MAKACHEV!!!!!

>>149435968
Damn /heem/ we have to step our shitposting up. even /box/ is outdoing us

>>149435933
I'm not finald
>>149435938
What kinda guy we talmbout here

>>149435937
What's her Instagram? I want to check. There must be one decent picture in the space of a year. Bikini shot at the beach or something, just something.

>>149435981
nah it's not relegated to combat sports
there was a filipino who would take shits on his kitchen table and post pics of it to i think /f1/
4chan just attracts the mentally ill

>>149435992
good job finding some random ass nigga

>>149436045
I'm not clicking that

Has prolific even been at events in forever

Slamdaddy ain’t even fighting and still the topiglets can’t stop squealing for his seed

That’s some real king shit nigga!!

>>149435992
>>149435999
what is the point is this decade ??

Don't call it a sneedback.

yall are wrong

*brutally skleems a chud and knocks all the misinformation and racism out of his brain*

>>149436055
Would you fuck me?

>>149436026
A guy that could say hh

dana is a bottom but he did rape oscar de la hoya on one fateful eve

>>149436087
Topuria respect islam

>>149436087
Absolute chills when he beats 50 year old Usman

>>149436133
Shut up wahrani bitch hh

would you fuck me
i'd fuck me
i'd fuck me hard
i'd fuck me so hard

>>149436201
Usdaddy’s BBC would split Topiglet in two

But what's your fav soft drink

I never got my coke and iskender. I'm calling the manager.

>>149436221
depends
do you suck dic?

>>149436231
Mtn Dew Baja Blast Zero

Fact: I could would ans shoukd beat your ass but Im not gonna

>>149436231
Bangs

>>149436317
stfu bitch

Another huge sneed w

>>149436250
I'm giving this place 1 star in my Wolt app

>>149436352
Factual post I fear, sadly

Goosebumps.

>>149436352
Call me Tyla.

Sneed is my sexy dead daddy's name.

>>149436201
Usman will big brother him even without knees

>>149436231
>favorite soft drink
>implying he also drink estrogen
Lmao

I'm going to bed guy, one of you can give me her Instagram in the morning

>>149436352
a constant barrage of 10-8s daily

>>149436231
Minge

>>149436416
Is that what you call dementia dookie diaper diarrhoea?

>>149436409
Please fuck me, daddy.

>>149436409
Prolific?

>>149436427
How do you know which finland neet this one is?

>>149436413
>Xadame's AGP revving up when xhe sees a black tranny penis.

>>149436380
I don't get it.

>>149433848
All just folks of swarthy complexion except for Tom

>>149436443
All of the pigpen’s posts stink of steatorrhea

I need a BBC dick daddy to fill this up...

>>149436455
Factual post though not remotely MMA related I regret to inform you. Oh dear oh dear...not combat sports related at all I fear.

Sneed me up
(Sneed me up inside!)
Can't Sneed up
(Sneed me up inside!)
SNEED ME!

HEEEEEEEEEM

>>149433268
which anime

>>149436479
kek what a goof

>>149436479
>loose live electricity right next to a giant pool

Hey wait a minute thats literally me! *deletes*

>>149436479
Vax status?

I think we should remove all Indians from the internet. Yes, that includes Luke Thomas. Thoughts?

>>149435344
so did you troon out

Im the miracle man, I overcame agp pancreatitis obesity and addiction. I am now unstoppably based.

if my grandma was a tomato Id put her in the garden

bogdan grad lost so i had to chop my di k offf

>>149436575
You still have all of those things, I lament.

And early stage melanoma by the looks of things, oh dear oh dear...

>>149436575
I present to you

>>149436599
Bitch Made Faggot, I fear

>>149436599
look at that creampie smirk bald fuck thought he hit the jackpot with the bmf concept

>>149436618
Factual post.

Hmm....

Yeah, uhuh.

Mmm...

The bmf belt is p4p the most substantial belt in the ufc based on who's fought for it

>>149436631
That's a man.

WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

I miss prime Tonyposting bros...

Dana is everywhere

>>149436675
We broke you!

Why is Beneil Dariush going to a mentalist on fight week?

>>149436689
Put a wig and a dress on that thing and Xadame will suck it dry.

yo are we just forgetting that (you) found erin?

>>149436713
I found a bag of weed outside on the ground

Why is Payton Talbott on the main card when he got brutally exposed in his last fight and lost?

>>149436709
wigs? dresses? do you have something to say man?

>>149436724
god bless yu

>>149436745
Felipe Lima is the A-side

Conor McGregor looks like dogshit in brand new training footage released today. Ready for a return to the Octagon?

>>149436779
accurate, powerful and precise.

Gooby is never fighting again. Get over it you fewls of a ting.

>>149436779
iron buttocks, nipples like cigars

>>149436779
Literally who

>>149436837
Coner gregory he's a boomer era fighter

Kai Kara-France literally cannot go 1 video without doing some gay ass Maori shit can he. What an annoying cunt.

You now remember Caio Borralho

>>149436899
he seriously needs to some tattoos so he stops looking like some larping cracker

lima charges into distance and gets slumped by an elbow
0 takedowns landed

free my nigga Karmelo he didnu du nuffin

Topuriabros i have a bad feeling in my knees....
I don't think this week is gonna be good to us

Nina Drama's beauty is skin-deep.

Bogdan's is through-and-through. To the bone.

What the FUCK is a maori

>>149436771
Been looking for this for years thank you

>>149436946
It's like an abbo but more mark huntish

>>149436937
Women can fake anything but the ick

>>149436937
Damn YOU JUST KNOW in that moment she is thinking about leaving him.

>>149436993
The ick isn't real, it's just women desiring rape correction from men to put them back in their place when they get uppity

>>149436929
Why do you hate good fighters so much

If we're anything here on /heem/, we are experts on women and being in relationships with women

>>149436946
Samoans with extra tattoos

>>149437008
Max is packin. she won't leave him ever.

>>149436937
If a person I love got heemed I'd only think of killing the culprit. No other thoughts in my mind would exist. I really don't understand bitches that get the ick in situations like that.

>>149437025
>Max is packin
Anon...I...

>>149437042
Women are weak and need to be led by the strong to survive. It's not rocket science.

>>149437042
she just looks upset more than anything. i don't know why everyone is writing cuck fantasy

>>149436937
His girl bangable
Topuria isnt like its fafct

>>149436937
Aldo got a mommy pawg that comforted him when he got heemed by goob

>>149437075
You’re on a website full of deranged incels b

>>149437042
Women always go for the strongest. If you can't protect them their biological instincts kick in and they want to leave you. It's on a subconscious level and they can't help it.

>>149437042
not how woman's brain works. evolutionary trait for men is being protector so if their loved one is hurt, their immediate reaction is to go for the throat. women work in completely opposite way.

>>149437075
>i don't know why everyone is writing cuck fantasy

>>149437090
>>149437089
kek

>>149437075
Yeah this makes more sense. I just imagine an equivalent scenario happening in my life and I'd be extremely upset, seething even. Maybe she's feeling exactly that.

>>149437117
What’s she gonna do fight Topuria herself?

>>149437117
Yeah if she thought about leaving him she'd be nonchalant not upset

>>149437018
wdym i love kody steele

I wonder if the reason /heem/ has so many faggots is because it has so much overlap with /int/ which is one of the gayest fucking boards on this site

>>149437075
You're the only one who brought up a cucking fantasy mate

>>149437075
its not a fantasy after max's loss she flew to big brown HQ and took a ride on schaub's hawlg

>>149437090
there are women happily married to like dwarfs and dudes with no arms and legs and shit

it might be hard to accept but women are people that have individual preferences and ways of thinking just like us b

I don't think anyone on heem has a girlfriend

>>149437129
I'm not saying she should do something, I'm just describing the sort of anger a person feels when a loved one gets hurt by someone else. It's an emotion I'm super familiar with and it stings more when there's nothing you can do about the situation. It feels like shit trying your best to hold a poker face when deep inside wanting to punch a wall. That's all I'm saying.

I live and breathe Maori culture. No not when Im an pygmy goblin fuck

there are like 2, maybe 3 women conor mcgregor has vowed to god he'll never rape

your aoife is in me dms

>>149437183
Or has sex despite all the minge post that finland makes

cuckoldry/ntr is only good when the man cucks the woman

i would leave my hypothetical shawty for a jeff molina blowbang

kkf cucked the Maoris

>>149433331
this means nothing if you don't include the post

>>149437281
wait a minute we have another Aristotle on our hands

He followed them...

>>149437289
im not 100% kai kara france has any maori ancestry at all

what time is the press conference and why does the dumbass UFC youtube have post fight press conference and not the pre fight one

What if there was a Chinese Master in the UFC?

Volk took a huge hawlg to immerse himself fully to the maori culture

>>149437312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcM2h61HYCI

>>149437315
He would kill everyone. Why do you think there hasnt been one? They are sinply too deadly.

>>149437315
he would fugg shid up

Look at all these cazzies LMAO

>Sedriques Dumas got pulled this from weekends event because he couldn't get a judge to agree to take his ankle monitor off in time
Beautiful shining stars you have in your company, Dana

>>149437311
That's perfect for being Maori

>>149437337
seriously why doesnt blumpf just kill these repeat offenders

>>149437337
(crime)

>>149437315
bro this chinaman beat Anthony Smith I think he's earned master status

>>149437311
He has subtle maori features

Guru is the Rosie O'Donnell of mma media.

>>149437298
i am the only nigga sean strickland liked so id be doxxing myself

>>149437357
He has achieved Mastery over the Chinese

>>149436993
>>149437012
>caring about the ick
If a woman does that, just fuck her and thats it

dan hooker claims maori blood too

>>149437368
Eye area

>>149437374
thats literally a man's ass

>>149437324
thx big dog, may you be blessed with correct picks this weekend

>>149437324
oh nice! we'll get a 13 minute press conference in foreign languages

maori legend

>>149437415
Only phenotype experts can detect it

WA KA KI KI WA TA PA NA

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Archetyp market is done down?!?!?!? Wtf Wher doth I go!?!?!?

>>149437435
GRRR IM HECKIN MAD BECAUSE HE MAKES A WACKY FACE

>>149437435
I'd brake my ass off into his butthole so tight im not gay tho
just a dominance thing

>>149437435
dumb fucking cracker

>>149437458
How doth thou break an ass off in a butthole

Me with Frank Mir's Daughter (Bella Mir)

>>149437457
I don't think anyone is mad. Seems they're making fun of him for so strongly embracing the >5% of his ethnic background.

Oh no I'll never live this down

Just caught a fish and relocated him into another pond. Based

>>149437493
I'm really mad

a coona mattata

>>149437493
It makes me mad, but, to be honest, I was just looking for an excuse.

>>149437493
I literally just said I'm mad faggot, can you not read?

>>149437510
>>149437518
WAKANDA FOREVER!

>>149437522
My bad b I read it in a sarcastic tone.

Can I use maori form to get through public speaking engagements?

Asspinall is FUCKED

They legally cant say I'm not Maori

you cannot lose cyril, it is le impossible!

KKFDS

>>149437539
People think Jon retired to duck Tom but Jon retired to duck Gane 3.0

oh fuck I just shit myself

>>149437539
who tf is that

*proceeds to haka*

>>149437564
Protect yourself at all times b, even from a shart.

>>149437565
Gubu Mgububu

Yeah we just fishing nigga what's good you need a cucumber maybe a melon hmm? Okra or beans maybe?

Yeah Im growing sunflowers nigga what you know about that? Prolly nothin

shut the fuck up

>>149437616
You right

some grits, yahaw! and dem collard greens with some butter mmmm mmmm

UFC 317 PRESS CONFERENCE
WE ARE LIVE!!!
https://www.youtube.com/live/OcM2h61HYCI
https://www.youtube.com/live/OcM2h61HYCI
https://www.youtube.com/live/OcM2h61HYCI

Oh boy chicken breasts and mayo sandwiches with kale chips yum Timmy!

Could you heem her?

>>149437635
I don't want to look at Brandon Royval that nigga so ugly in a non homosexual way.

you ain't got it

>>149437645
Ye Gods lads, the goliath pawg milf.

>>149437645
imagine hitting her with one of these

I just heemed a hotpocket and coca cola

>>149437695
i love coca cola man i swear that shits medicine

how hard is it to start the press conference on time

>>149437645
Call me Gulliver's Travels cause I'd be laying ropes on that

Bladee is like the 2nd best Swedish person after Sweden the poster.

>>149437741
bladee is a semite

>>149437741
Bladee is like 15th behind the Suicide Boys and SeshHollowWaterboyz

The Nuke of Nepal Joshua Van

IT'S UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcM2h61HYCI
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcM2h61HYCI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcM2h61HYCI
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcM2h61HYCI

>UFC presser
>opens with a /box/ advert
we got heemt

>>149437748
They're not even Swedish
.>>149437744
His surname is Reichwald.

>promoting canelo v crawford on a ufc press conference
wtf lol?

If you’re over the age of 20 and still listen to soundcloud rap you need to KYS

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEM

/box/ fucking won
power slap fucking won

poofc lost

>>149437785
I only listen to ultra positive early 90s boom bap with no cussing

tf am i supposed to listen to the beatles ? she loves me yeah yea yea ahh nigga.

You know what? I'm just going to say it
Fuck Dana White

>>149437797
Lyrical Spiritual Miracle ahh nigga

>>149437805
You can't say that.

sexually fuck Dana white

Kai Karl France

Fuck and creampie Dana White

>>149437797
I listen to 311 to farm supernatural good vibes

>>149437785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7bYz5FEJWw

GET THIS GAY NICCA OFF THE STAGE

>>149437840
>>149437840
>>149437840

YEAH DUDE I LISTEN TO LIMP BIZKIT KORN AND HATEBREED DUDE

>>149437785
This. We listen to Iron Maiden here

>>149437797
I only listen to 90s/2000s french rap

>>149437778
ever heard of yiddish b

>>149437851
This nigga like 70

Jesus they hate El Matador

my nigga im only 500 days on duolingo and i understood that