Thread 149434020

>>149434020 (OP)
What's that logo next to the number 4?

Flames and Islanders

are shit and for retards

>>149434038
Utah mammoth

>>149433911
>>149433911
>>149433911

Filtered

Are these fucks actually any good?

>>149434091
I hope desnoyers is good because it’s a funny name

>>149434038
quebec mammoths i think

>>149434038

the Salt Lake City Barnum & Bailey Circus Elephants

>>149434106
feel like it could get a lot of mileage over on /v/

>>149434091
No

>>149434020 (OP)
Roger McQueen is a god tier name

>>149434073
Someone needs to stop Gary

>84 game season being talked about
It makes sense only if the league stays at 32 teams since every team would play every team in their division four times. But since Gary will likely expanded again then it won’t make sense.

they will fly again

>>149434136
NO
NHL38 PROJECT GO!!!
>Portland, OR
>Phoenix, AZ
>Milwaukee, WI
>Indianapolis, IN

THE FUTURE IS NOW, GARY

>>149434020 (OP)
Knowing my Sharks this Misa is going to be a bust, isn't he?

>>149434190
No

>>149434157
Why dont the Jets ever do a throwback night like the Canes do for the Whalers

>>149434157
If the Thrashers come back I hope they don't use that awful teal-whatever color for their jerseys. The logo is fine, those jerseys were not.

Florida should have another team. How about Orlando or Jacksonville?

>>149434202
because the whalers are never coming back, whereas the thrashers are

>>149434252
astonishingly-bad taste

>>149434020 (OP)
>anton lundell evil twin
>post malone evil twin

>>149434190
From what I know:
>no major weakness but also no major strength
>can't backcheck
Makes no sense to me why Sharks want him more than Frondell who is 215+lbs and has a fantastic shot. I guess Sharks really need a winger?

We need 50 NHL teams minimum

>>149434314
Soon beerleague stars will be called up

>>149434314
When will Gary add the /hoc/ Anons?

>>149434340
Its my time to shine

>>149434355
i'll make the logo

Every nuteam that Gary brings into the league another nuahl team would have to be made.

>TRB shows up once anyone mentions expansion
please fucking kys you raped faggot

GROW the Game

>>149434372
/mlb/ Retards can be our AHL affiliate

>>149434399
Garys been growing a bit himself

>>149434420
he's a hungry boy

>AI slop gary bettman images
TRB please kys

>Florida just traded for Bob jr
8 more year of cups SOON

Whats his end game?

>>149434465
Good changes except for the 84 games idea.

Is 84 to make the schedule divide evenly when they do expansion? I'm too gay to do math today

>>149434626
Sad

>>149434626
why do we want another defenceman?

>>149434465
Wtf Gary is actually based? Why didn't /hoc/ tell me this?

>>149434637
Yes, but won’t make sense if gary expands again.

>Nikolaj Ehlers will test free agency
So much for the Jets' cup window.

>>149434679
Ehlers has been very inconsistent, injured and not really that great. They run through Schieffle and Perfetti now.

>>149434465
Only bad change is the dress code

I dont give a shit about the draft I’ll just post about trb and mitch

>>149434679
Don’t worry they Jonathan toews

>>149434729
Shut the fuck up lou

>>149434653
That would be great. Prospects and picks will be traded. I swear this sub rather look at 2028 mock drafts sometimes than putting a good product on the ice.

Hughes most likely isn’t going to be reckless, but you have to give to get.

This team 1000% needs a top 4 right D. Reinbecher cannot and should not be counted on for that role next season.

>>149434729
Cope players can now express themselves

>>149434626
2019 meme cup mvp btw

What kinds of guys are going to be full-time emergency backup goalie? Is it like hire a social media manager or a 10th assistant analytics guy who used to be a d3 goalie, or is ebug his only job

>>149434785
also the habs have way too many picks, so i could assume the isles take a few picks in said deal (or they really like someone like Roy or Mailloux or Kapanen could interest them.

>>149434626
>bud vs the french
Cant wait for the spergouts

>>149434465
>PLAYERS OVER 100
GP CAN PLAY MAX 2 GAMES
What does this mean

why is unc wearing coyotes gear?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d6iu4H4w0so&pp=0gcJCc4JAYcqIYzv#

Business idea: only finns can be EBUGs

>Hutson-Dobson
>Guhle-Reinbacher
is this the year?

>>149434913
I think its preseason only

>>149434938
>top pair that doesn't play defense

>>149434979
cope

Holy Based
https://x.com/FlaPanthers/status/1938268335507956120

>>149434979
Lane actually can run a power play

>>149434974
So players with over a 100 games of experience can only play in 2 pre season games per year? How does that make any sense?

>>149434999
and?

>>149435006
It's unfairly shitty to veteran tryouts and older AHL-stars who have 100 gp but NHL players with jobs locked in do not try in the preseason, it's hard to watch sometimes

>>149435006
making sense isn't a part of preseason

>>149435006
Isn't there already some sort of a limit on how many veterans you can dress in a pre-season game?

>>149435006
So the young guys get a chance to play
Might make the preseason more exciting because there arent vets phoning it in every game

>>149434998
Cool

>>149435036
>>149435042
How else are washed up bums going to get a league minimum contract?

>>149435049
I didn’t think there was a set limit but just established players didn’t want to risk injury in pre season games but I could be wrong.
>>149435057
>>149435065

>>149435065
Gary expands to 40 teams and all the GMs need to hand out contracts to hit the roster minimum

AHL's veteran rules also seem pointlessly hostile. Fuck off to Sweden, decent hockey player who is 27, we need to see how the downwardly trending fifth round draft pick does

>>149435244
was that goblina really the best the sharts could do? relocate them already

>>149435256
Who’s your team’s presenter tough guy?

I thought that draft was tonight frens :( Hoping for Frondell for my flyers, followed by Martone! Hagens has bust written all over him...

>>149434465
>closing the ltir loophole
gay and retarded

>>149435355
I wouldn't get so excited. It's very common in cases like this where someone from a European team comes to the NHL and does a lot of goals in their first year. The NHL is waaaaay not as good as most other leagues and it takes a while for goalies to learn the tendencies of the new guys. You can see the red goalie looking at the film after the goal to study the play. I'd give this guy until mid season until he's figured out and stops scoring completely. At least that's what I did when I played goalie in my league. Plus I played roller hockey which is way more unpredictable since there's 15x more friction on the roller rink.

>>149435363
Retard

Bud thinks Dobson is shit until someone else insults him then dobson suddenly becomes a norris winner

>>149435256
sharks are gay but bayley rules simple as

>>149435404
Sad

>>149435404
not anymore now that he's off my islanders

>>149435401


I have a boner.

I'm in a grocery store.

I don't care.

Just an update, the Canadiens have had talks on Dobson, but you can add the Columbus Blue Jackets and a third team I'm working to identify.

>>149435355
I thought the draft day 1 was saturday

>>149435457
they're adding kurt angle to the mix

>>149435461
>https://www.tankathon.com/nhl
>1 day 2 hours 58 minutes

I'm gonna come to /hoc/ pretty drunk and enjoy my time with /hoc/ frens

>>149435480
i hope my flyersies draft a woman

@reporterchris
The #CBJ acquire Brendan Gaunce from #MNWild for Cameron Butler.

>>149435508
well Hagens is the same size as some of the hockey ladies such as pic related hehe

>>149435527
unfortunate laine hairline. think she'll be around in the 3rd round?

bro we all saw the fucking ahl calder cup final. shitters like khiara or sasson or bulju were absolutely skating rings around those plumbers. and this league is commonly accepted as being better than the shl. really makes you think about the garbage quality of hockey that gets played out on babbys wide ice surface.

>>149435582
I don’t know where the refs positioning was on the ice but perhaps he didn’t see it or just felt they were way behind the play and not worth the call, happens numerous times a game. Or maybe they just missed it like how they missed the double minor penalty on Granlund for high sticking Domi.....tough situation and I totally hope he’s fine

>>149435527
I like mint chocolate chip, that's my reply to that

>>149435527
sturdy

gonna shower now then head 2 work

>>149435616
Enjoy fren, weekend is almost here :)

I’m at the hockey game
I’m at the grocery store
I’m at the combination grocery game hockey store

>he works second shift
lmao

>>149435616
https://youtu.be/5eZqkaP37po?list=RD5eZqkaP37po

>he works
lmao

>>149435674
rush is strictly for fags

>>149435674
ed gein, maitre d at canal bar?

Does Utah even have fans? Have the Mormons embraced hockey like Gary expected?

>lets johnny walk
>lets marner walk
who can stop brad treliving?

>>149435582
>commonly accepted as being better than the shl
I wouldn't really say so. I've seen more than enough players who have had good AHL careers and when they come over to Europe they are absolutely useless because they only know how to play the NA dump and chase puck or can't skate at all.

>>149435740
Lets just say he might have an unfortunate experience the next time he logs into minecraft

>>149435740
[Johnston] The Columbus Blue Jackets acquire Brendan Gaunce from the Minnesota Wild for Cameron Butler.

https://xcancel.com/reporterchris/status/1938327029742485601

>>149435740
Johnny walked and now he’s dead ):

my wife, the tramp

>>149435682
maybe he doesn't want a limited income

>>149435660
I found it odd that in the instacart ad universe there’s professional hockey games still happening with no glass

>>149435748
Yeah he has no clue what he's talking about so I replied with some unrelated copypasted post from the archives. Anyways Peter Holland is the first example I thought of. A useless Ontario cunt who had zero talent when he came to Sweden and he left exposed as being a retard fuckstick.

>>149435739
They want ice hockey so they can forget about their basketball team

>>149435748
Thats cause you guys play on football field sized rinks

>>149435785
Nick Rekieta, is that you?

>>149435781
If he stayed on the flames he’d probably still be alive. Crazy how life works like that.

bud1

>>149435825
2true
n mitch1 2

>>149435804
Sad

>>149435798
>A typical European or Olympic rink is 200 feet long and 100 feet wide, while an NHL rink is 200 feet long and 85 feet wide
>7,5 feet added per side makes the canadian AHL player bad

what the fuck bro

>>149435858
one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen someone try to force on /hoc/
and I've seen some pathetic shit here

gary... the trades?

>>149435798
thats bandy

>>149435898
>mad
>that mitch1
bubbles are risin'

>>149435925
do you honestly think that people don't know it's you or what

>>149435898
It's bot posting, just ignore. Wordfilters my guy

>>149435941
all i know is that bud1
n mitch1 2

will the blacks and hispanics gary is desperately trying to grow the game™ enjoy the utah mammoths?

mitch the bitch
lmao

>>149435914
Goy arent you satisfied with jj peterka being traded

laffs just signed marchand

wilbon on pti said the nuckies lost the trade

>>149435970
>>149435739
Seriously bro, you're already making this excuse that they'll make it to playoffs in two years?

mitch: birthday celebrated, cool license, won
trb: birthday uncelebrated, no license, raped
the choice is clear

>>149436001
4X9

>>149435970
being white isnt good enough to live there, you need to also be mormon

great the schizos are back. see y’all when the draft is on tomorrow.

>>149435970
The guy the Utah Jazz just drafted against his will probably isn't in a good mood about anything in that state right now

>>149436027
>back

is hasek still having his meltie about russia?

>>149436059
I don't understand it...you're in a Stanley Cup final and think it's the fuckin beer league when players on your team, people you call friends, put their heart and soul into the game. No wonder McDavid gave the okay to get him out

>>149436090
euros always have their panties in a twist about muhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh russia

>>149436031
>utah jazz

didn’t know Utah was known for jazz music and mammoths

>“I mean, you feel the love and the passion of the city, and you're forever grateful for that. And it's one of the best cities to live in in the world. And I've been forever grateful to not just grow up here but wear this Maple Leaf and be a part of the history and this team.”
Yeah. Right.

>>149436059
matty embellished every hit

>>149436111
Jazz was a relocation from New Orleans

>>149436109
Gee I wonder why

>>149436143
32 years

>cantpucks to the soilers a solid by taking the kane contract off the books basically for free, in a crunch year that could have crippled the soilers
wtf is their problem?

>>149436185
thank you gary

>>149436177
because your media controls you like a good little lap dog, anyways, how do we feel about Mitchell Marner becoming the highest-paid player in the NHL?

>>149436143
If Kane wasn’t such a you-know-what he would’ve skated away a free man

>>149436188
in the nu-nhl you help your divisional "rivals"

the top prospects analytically

>>149436188
gary wont rest until blacks have taken over the nhl

>>149436211
if you help your rivals, you win

>>149436202
Retard

>>149436208
gary gave bennett the mvp for similar antics

>>149436242
bostonbros...?

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>“If I told you what I was offered for Brock Boeser, I think I would have to run out of here because you would not believe me,” Allvin said on March 7 when asked why he had hung on to the expiring asset.
And now...they get nothing for him.

Mitch kissing men

>>149436281
never draft an american

>>149436109
You dont have to live next to them lol

>>149436243
good goy. here, have another milk bone.

praying to gary for trades

>>149436298
are there even any americans to draft this year

>>149436275
Retard

>>149436302
Yeah, unfortunately I have to live next to another group of humanoids, ones that you guys worship for some reason...

>>149436332
James hagens he’s from Long Island where my islanders play

>>149436351
...canadians?

>>149436188
All we can hope for now is that they shoot themselves in the foot with other off-season moves.
Giving Bouchard way more than they should need to
Using that cap space to overpay some shitter in free agency
etc.

>>149436363
Matthew cornato is from Long Island and he plays for the flames

>pee
>shake
>put it back
>piss dribbles down my leg
Why does Gary meddle everywhere

>>149436368
Yes.

Leafs 2026

>>149436396
>shake
You squeeze and pull like you're wringing out the last drops from a tube of toothpaste.

>>149436363
Cool, I wish your local boy success

>>149436430
* uncustomary hush *

>>149436396
you should get that checked by a flames fan

Hating Ru**ians is a European pastime activity

>>149436382
He signed long term with our flames because he loves being a flame and we love him :)

>>149436314
jesus christ o-dog
what's with all of the jewelry
you can at least leave a few of the friendship bracelets behind

>>149434465
For the Gary point to still reign supreme. Awful

Islanders can’t keep their talent

>>149434626
Soft dobby for what though

Star Wars was never good nhl teams need to stop doing Star Wars days

>>149435244
Ew

>>149436619
Cool it with the antisemitism, bud.

>>149436465
https://youtu.be/ksNPz5sVyvo?si=LkAG8A1QvXMv9wPp&t=527
Flipping off russians is an activity enjoyed by many a people

>>149436672
Based!

summit series was so based

>Report: 84-game schedule part of NHL CBA talks
Disgusting
>Mammoth land Peterka from Sabres, sign him to 5-year extension
The Sabres are pathetic
>Report: Oilers shopping Arvidsson to clear cap space
Trading away another depth forward so they can give Bouchard 10 million. KWAB.
>Report: Wild trade Gaudreau to Kraken for draft pick
Kraken making moves to bolster their 10th place roster
>Sharks place Vlasic on waivers for buyout
Sad. Probably gets one last kick at the can with a good but not great team.
>Florida Panthers Acquire Goaltender Daniil Tarasov from Blue Jackets
Odd move from Columbus. Guess that's it for Vanatek.
>Stars sign Benn to 1-year extension
Dylan doubles down on vets after Duchene signing.
>Report: Jets' Ehlers will test free agency
Overrated playoff choker hits the market to get a paycheque from teams that miss out on Marner
>Treliving expects Marner to hit market barring 'significant change'
As expected

>>149436729
I was never a fan of goon hockey (except for a laugh watching Slap Shot) but Russians have been corrupt in every sport they've played in throughout the 20th and 21st centuries

Haven't watched porn in 26 days :)

>>149436762
Good job :)

i watched porn 26 times today

>>149436785
Bad job :(

What happened with the other two Reinharts? Don't hear much about them anymore.

>>149436757
The context of that clip was corrupt soviet reffing. Id rather the game focus more on skill than cheapshots/physicality. But I cant lie that I enjoy a good fight now and then :)

im at the hockey thread. im in the incel nest. im in the combination hockey thread and incel nest

Why does the USA have so few players at the top of the draft when they won the world juniors the last 2 years?

>several changes as NHL, NHLPA near new CBA agreement
>the elimination of the NHL’sLeague’s long-standing dress code, which would go into effect starting in the 2026-27 season.
>the expansion of the regular season from 82 to 84 games, starting in the 2026-27 season.
>the preseason would be cut down to four games, and veterans with over 100 NHL games of experience would only be allowed to appear in two of them.
>contract limits, reducing the maximum deals moving forward. Extensions would be capped at seven years instead of eight, and unrestricted free agents would only be able to sign for a maximum of six years, down from the current seven
>The League is also planning to part ways with the deferred salary structures, a tactic used to spread cap hits out over time. Also, a new playoff salary cap system is expected to limit how teams use thelong-term injured reserve(LTIR) loophole to stack rosters before the Stanley Cup Playoffs.
>teams would retain the rights to unsigned draft picks until that player turns 22, regardless of whether they’re playing in the NCAA, CHL, or overseas.
>introduce full-time Emergency Backup Goalie (EBUG) positions. And off the ice, players would get expanded health insurance and post-career support, while playoff bonuses are set to double.

hope our Sennies manage to sign someone pretty good soon

>season ends
>/hoc/ turns into a gay blog
see you guys in october

>>149436831
Holding out for some good teams to tank next season. No one wants to be a shark or islander.

>>149436814
Griffin only played 37 games lmao

>>149436839
I tried.

>>149436833
>>the elimination of the NHL’sLeague’s long-standing dress code, which would go into effect starting in the 2026-27 season.
why?
>the expansion of the regular season from 82 to 84 games, starting in the 2026-27 season.
why?
>the preseason would be cut down to four games, and veterans with over 100 NHL games of experience would only be allowed to appear in two of them.
why?
>contract limits, reducing the maximum deals moving forward. Extensions would be capped at seven years instead of eight, and unrestricted free agents would only be able to sign for a maximum of six years, down from the current seven
why?
>The League is also planning to part ways with the deferred salary structures, a tactic used to spread cap hits out over time. Also, a new playoff salary cap system is expected to limit how teams use thelong-term injured reserve(LTIR) loophole to stack rosters before the Stanley Cup Playoffs.
>planning
Ah yes, but only after some more (((sunbelt))) teams get to exploit it first.

>>149436861
If it makes you feel better, I read your hockey posts

*taps*

So which bust we drafting this time Flyer bros?

>>149436815
Same, just every once in a while :)

>>149436839
its a gay blog even during the season

>>149436877
shut up, faggot

>>149436879
Hagens

/hoc/ stands with straight white men (and their wives and sons)

>>149436214
Frondell played against pro men instead of amateur kids.
>>149436747
Good post except the thing about Vlasic. He's toast. I doubt he even gets a PTO.

>>149436882
stop posting these types of clips. gary lurks here and he's going to get ideas about (more) ads on the jerseys.

I’m lying down right now and won’t be standing for anything for the next 90 minutes at the very least

>>149436882
Based euro refs letting it happen :)
Gary would never :(

>>149436905
I will never stop posting Luleå clips in /hoc/ :)

I'm going to do some squats

>>149436903
swedish men thoughbeit

>>149436873
Nhl is only league with a dress code still
They can charge more for regular season games
Vets dont have to play in games they arent getting paid for
Players can make more money if the caps keep rising and they arent locked in for 8 years
Teams arent stuck with shit contracts for 8 years
Yes teams exploited it and now its being closed.

>>149436913
thanks for killing hockey then

Who is the Greinke of hoc?

>>149436882
It's a real fucking shame that the refs in our league hate fighting and the moment something is about to happen they jump between the guys.

>>149436919
None of that makes sense from a fan's enjoyment of the game stand point.

3 (Three) teams
One (1) struggle

>>149436943
We don’t post marxist talking points here

>>149436941
I will enjoy my team not getting stuck with 8 year shit contracts anymore and I font watch preseason so the less exhibition games the better for me

>>149436873
Contract limits is there so small market teams will have a harder time keeping their best talents. There is also a change to the bonus structure of contracts to prevent Canadian teams to give out contracts with less tax.

All hail Gary, the big markets and the no- tax sunbelt teams.

>>149436873
No clue
$$$ and easier scheduling
To accommodate for 84 games
Might make preseason games more interesting rather than career NHLers skating around for 60 minutes
No clue, maybe trying to get more free agent movement?
I dont understand why Gary punishes creative cap use and also barely raises the cap

>>149436956
Weird because this thread never shuts up about hating jews

>>149436938
Well no one even tries because you get suspended for it now

Hoc stands for bullying

>>149436974
We only hate 1 very intensely

>>149436974
It just so happens that a lot of unpopular figures in hockey are Jewish and any perceived hate towards the Jewish faith are purely coincidental.

/hoc/ loves Gary

>>149436964
swede has been doing some good posting last couple of days

>>149436941
This guy thinks the cba has anything to do with fan enjoyment

>>149436974
You do know that Karl Marx was a Jew?

Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks.

>>149434306
Frondell is the biggest fraud this draft, pretty sure every GM knows this and why everybody is pumping him right now.

>>149437009
This general is self-hating Judeo-Marxist thoughbeit

>>149436932
Maybe Binnington but I don't think goalies really have autism like they used to

>>149437020
Frondell isn't a fraud, fuck you on about? Guy played out his mind in the Allsvenskan playoffs. You're another clueless yank who's never skated in his life nor watched a single European hockey game.

reminder

>>149437009
Yes he was also an overt racist who repeatedly called black people niggers in his letters to Engels but don't tell the leftists that

>>149437036
>HockeyAllsvenskan
Lol, lmao even.

please someone tell me the origin of mitch, did marner make trb sperg off?

>>149437047
Just like john vanbiesbrouck

>>149437044
Did he died?

>>149437036
He's an Eklund babby

>>149437069
I highly doubt that there wouldn't be a single goal scored without them on the ice

>>149437056
Yeah - 18 year old kid dominating the ice against grown men. Vs the most physical team in Sweden too so he can definitely run his game in the NHL

>>149437077
No but it was career ending

>>149437060
Some crackhead albertan electrician was on a job site and wrote something about tbg on one of the beams in a house he was working on and posted a picture of it. 2 days later he posted a picture of his car and his license bragging about how was the one that wrote it and posted a picture of it. On the license we saw his name was Mitchell and he was 5"10 tall. Everyone made fun of him so now he spams the thread claiming mitchell poster is tbg, and that tbg was the one who wrote shit on the wall.

The albertan guy is fucked in the head and probably addicted to opiates or meth or booze, or all 3.

Oh fuck off gary

>>149437101
It's a borderline amateur beer league my man.

>>149437077
No. That trainer was a former combat medic so knew what to do, reaching deep inside his neck to pinch the blood vessel closed with his fingers

>>149437125
BASED GARY

>>149437047
holy shit, i fucking love marxism now

>>149437113
lol I remember that. retard fucking up blurring his licence

>>149437077
Luckily the trainer was a former medic in Vietnam and had his finger in his artery till they could tie it up.

>>149437044
>Malarchuk's life was saved due to quick action by the Sabres' athletic trainer, Jim Pizzutelli, a former US Army combat medic who had served in the Vietnam War. He gripped Malarchuk's neck and pinched off the blood vessels, not letting go until doctors arrived to begin stabilizing the wound.
Legend

>>149437145
Happy pride month comrade. Free palestine.

>>149437125
oh, good, how many 1st liners will >my team be forced to give away now?

>>149437056
About the same level as Liiga, yeah.

>>149437047
/hoc/ should start writing letters to each other full of racial slurs

>>149437113
>5’10”
sure thing mitch

.

>>149437125
Isn’t Buffalo relocating to Atlanta?

>>149437132
No it's not, that's a ridiculous notion that has no basis in reality. Sure he's no Pettersson but he's big, physical, backchecks and has one hell of a shot. He's the only top draft pick with those aspects. I'd take him over Misa if I want a Center.

>>149437125
cool it with the antisemitic remarks

>>149437190
Retard

Why are black people incapable of handling ice?

>>149437234
I hope the glasses were ok

>>149437234
Low iq

ive never in my life watched european 'hockey'

it's beautiful

>>149437234
That poor instructor’s exasperation jen

>>149437268
is that what it's called?

>>149437234
>>149437268
Gets traded and immediately breaks his legs

>>149437268
Should have wore #9 to remind Pettersson of his old teammate.

>>149437291
>patch on the road
>patch on the garden
is the nhl going back to teams wearing white at home?

>>149437264
You should come over and watch a game :) it's a wildly different atmosphere with smaller arenas making the crowd much louder. The tickets don't cost a months salary and the beer is better but still too expensive.

>>149437304
You got a problem with that?

>>149437318
i prefer jerseys of colour, actually

>>149437304
Why was it reversed?

hockey is for everyone

>>149437338
dunno but the graphic the bruins just put up on twatter seems to imply it
unless the new darks have white yokes which would be stupid

>>149437317
I’ve always wanted to travel to Europe to watch liiga/shl

>>149437352
they'll need to snuggle together for warmth during the brutal buffalo winters

>>149437356
Not worth it

>>149437352
might as well come out together for some media fame at this point if they're in the hockey purgatory called buffalel

>>149437356
Said noone ever

i've always wanted to travel to europe to take a poo

Thunderstorm is brewing

>>149437393
Stay out Ranjeesh

>>149437393
Their toilets are so primitive. Barely any water in the bowl so you have to scrap bits of Marner off every time.

>>149437393
german toilets come with a marner inspection platform so you can examine its trade value before flushing it down

>>149437408
i even hear german ""men"" sit down when they pee.

>>149437268
It is for oiler fans

>aaahh, that was some good lager. now time to relieve ze bladder
>*sits down like a woman*

>>149437268
N

>>149437398
It’s been cloudy all day but no rain

can someone trade something cool to the flames but the flames get to trade them something cool to the flamesbut the flam es get to the trad them something bad but the flames get something cool to the flame sbut the flames get to ttrade them something shit in return trade them something cool to the glames but the flames get to trade them something shit

that was the other thing that weirded me out about europe, their little apartments are so small they dont even have room for all their appliances, niggas have their washing machine next to their dishwasher in the kitchen.

>>149437451
I'll trade you my dirty socks for your car

>>149434117
Based

>>149437473
You can walk a thousand miles on a pair of socks but you won’t go far in a broken car

MITCH MARNER YOU ARE A CALGARY FLAME

>>149437492
>Indian wisdom

>>149437492
what happens after 1000 miles?

Flames are cooking up something big my sources are going crazy rn

just here to drop a little reminder that bud1 and mitch1
bud1
mitch1

>>149437526
You get to go fuck yourself

>>149437540
I hope it's good. I'm starving!

Florida Panthers desu

Takagi?

>>149436747
>more hockey is bad
Retard

how many beers in are you by now hocoholics?

>>149437540
What are your sources saying?

>>149437589
starting soon

>>149437597
eat rock candy

>>149437589
3, krakking open the 4th

>>149437589
/hoc/ is taking a break from drinking for the entire offseason

i'm hopelessly addicted to hocahol

>>149437597
Rasmus andersson trade soon

>>149437540
>pic related

>>149437624
My Jackies are apparently in talks for him but I don't really want him desu

>>149437638
This

Elliotte Friedman mentioned on The FAN Hockey Show that VGK is interested in Rasmus Andersson

I'd be more interested if Elliotte was right more often

don't drink too much or you'll end up like trb paying the doctor hundreds of dollars for a shot

>>149437589
zero, tomorrow I will buy 8 random bottles and go to cottage :)

>>149437711
based try some cool kinds :)

>>149437711
post pics so we can judge

>>149437711
warning: a bear will break into your cottage and kill you at night. have fun sleeping now

>>149437718
yes I have a few go-to ones :) but then I pick random ones! I'm a pussy so no porters or stouts, not my thing

>>149437731
I dont want mean feedback :(

>>149437632
I've been drunk for approximately 10 days

>>149437750
I'll tell you they look great no matter what you buy fren :)

>>149437742
Carter Bear is at the draft and I don't think Ethan Bear is that kind of guy

Why are contract bonuses allowed to be deferred into the next year? Seems like pretty blatant cap circumvention.

>>149437742
dont be silly bro, we haven't had an animal attack in half a century at least :)

>>149437777
delete this

>>149437777
Witnessed. Now stop noticing.

>he said he can't drink sinebrychoff cause it makes his pussy ache
shame

>>149437777
Think about the nature of a bonus. I trust you’re not a complete retard

yuh i cheer for the flames
how could you tell?

>>149437815
Out of the all the porters you went for a basic sinebrychoff one fren...

Takagi

>>149437815
That shit's disgusting though. For me, it's the Copper.

Leafs almost beat the panthers

I’m more of a yellow fizzy beer enjoyer myself but sometimes I’ll have an IPA or 9

>>149437847
Kulkurin kupari
Pultsarin pronssi

:-D

>>149437852
now imagine next year when they're even worse

todella pahalta näyttää nyt tässä kyllä

>>149437815
didn't you take a shot to quit drinking?

>>149437852
Ok

>>149437886
>hyvin paha kallistuma

>>149437847
i like all kinds of beer, pretty much everything except Flemish Sours, cause sours taste like turnt beer. cause that's essentially what it is
>yes, I even like IPAs, you little babyman

stouts and porters are something you drink with a nice steak and baked tater, it's not a session beer

>>149437816
So that makes it acceptable to have 80% of someone's contract be performance bonuses that are all but guaranteed? This is worse than LTIR abuse.

>>149437916
>heckin' IPAs
söy alert

>>149437916
raped retard

All I ate today was two chicken breast

>>149437924
>it's accetable to have 80% of someones contract all but next year
yes

>>149437950
>söy
BUZZ WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you shouldn't mix alcohol and medication trb, that's irresponsible

>>149437750
there's something fun about trying new food :)

my favorite buzz word is bud1

>>149438003
it's got a nice ring to it

>>149437781
there are no bears in finland? what about reindeer ?

>>149437981
sound advice to deaf ears

Update: Pet plant growing a new leaf

>>149438036
that's awesome...

>>149437234
gun to the head and a pull of the trigger solves this issue

>>149437981
cope, nothing says naptime like whiskey and benadryl

>>149438037
>Utah
>antoinne vermette
im sorry what

>>149437234
cool breaking dance move he did at the end

Canadian expansion won't grow the game there should be Mexican teams, at Guatemalan teams, and Colombian teams. Dominican Republic would be nice too.

>>149438037
Would have been locker room cancer Ryan Suter if they signed him to a multi-year deal, but they didn't.

>>149438080
Where exactly should the league expand in Canada? QC already said they can't afford it and the NHL said okay we'll put it on hold

just did one of those pees

>>149438111
first time?

why dont towel heads buy out nhl teams to impress the white man?

>>149438109
>NHL said okay we'll put it on hold
They said literally that? That doesn't sound like something Gary would say.

>>149438109
Who said

>>
>QC already said they can't afford it

>>149438109
Do you like telling lies?

>>149438125
they're too busy ruining professional golf

>>149438129
>>149438133
>>149438156
The NHL is a business > The NHL wants to expand > Quebec City is a market > A market that's already full of Habs/Bruins fans > QC struggle to fill seats

>>149438036
you're doing great, farmer :)

no but seriously who the fuck names a sporting arena the videotron?

>>149438037
>Rick DiPietro
Truly the contract of all time. Isles are still paying him $1.5 million/season until 28-29.

>>149437924
I should always assume anon is too retarded

>>149438183
>QC struggle to fill seats
That is 100% bullshit and even you know that

>>149438080
Pitch me, Gary: why do I want the game to grow?

>>149438201
It's not bullshit at all, they struggled for years with the Nordiques

https://www.hockeydb.com/nhl-attendance/att_graph.php?tmi=7584

QC is not a hungry market - they already have their teams in Montreal and Boston

I lie to you guys all of the time.

We know

>>149438229
That's a lie.

>>149438125
They should hold an exhibition game in the mideast first

>>149438109
Gary needs to come clean and just relocate a team there

I would never lie to /hoc/

>>149438194
does he still count against the cap when you play as the isles in NHL25?

>>149438229
Why would you do, just go on the internet and tell lies?

I for one think the flames are a top notch organization

>>149438281
>for one
got that right.

>>149438281
true

i hope that getting rid of vlasic and couture is enough to rid my sharkies of their shork curse

>>149438343
curse gonna get a lot worse if they sign marner

No wonder /hoc/ is full of neets

Could the next thread be flames themed please?

>>149438343
>couture
The sharks should be on the line for his contract the rest of the term. But noooooooooo, we have to gift the wittle black gm a bunch of cap space and top 2 picks to make it look like he is competent at a job a fuckin' 12-year old on his Xbox could do.

>>149438386
true but i doubt marner is gay enough for thornton and marleau to actually sign here

Canuck fans are the biggest soi cuck lib pussies ever. I fucking hate my city. Full of fans with he/him in their bios crying on Instagram because they got Kane on a one year deal that brings physically. Anyone that isn’t a euro or has above average level test is a threat to them personally. Their biggest concern as a fan base is the state of their locker room lmao.

>>149438429
At least you have the nicest colours in the league
Blue green white. beauty

>>149438429
Canuck fans are indeed faggots, but all kane brings to any team he is on is an increase in majors and game misconducts.

Andersson and 32 overall for Dobson many are saying this

>>149438445
Fine by me. You need somebody like that on your team.

>>149438439
Their 70's throwbacks are badass, too

>>149438406
Yes! Great idea!

>>149438456
That’s a terrible trade for my islanders

>>149438406
Treliving ruined your team now he’s ruining the leafs lol.

>>149438458
Oh, ok, faggot. Enjoy watching them finish 5th in their division again.

>>149438456
Dobson apparently asking for $10 million.

This is the earliest the NHL and NHLPA will have concluded an extension prior to expiration in Bettman’s 32-year run as commissioner.

>>149438492
flames can aford this

>>149438492
He asked for $11M

>>149438499
Makes sense, the players got most of what they want in previous negotiations.

Dobson for bouchard who says no

>>149438529
Yeah, but do they get to pick their own numbers and smoke pot and not get tested like NFL players? Don't think so!

>>149438538
did you ask for consent

Former Capitals center Evgeny Kuznetsov planning NHL comeback

>>149438576
they dont do that in canada

>>149438603
“From now on I represent the interests of Evgeny Kuznetsov in the National Hockey League,” Babayev posted.
“Today I have already spoken with a number of clubs about Evgeny’s contract in the NHL. I have decided that next year he will play in North America.”
>I have decided that next year he will play in North America.”

>>149438604
Topi ronni is proof Finn’s are just as bad diddy blud.

>>149438613
Welcome to the rags

>>149437852
raise the banner

>>149438614
good post

>>149438109
saskatoon

>>149438458
no team needs violent wife beating negroes

>>149438669
saskatoon's got the blues

I’m watching the Chernobyl series in max and it’s kino

>mfw watching the first episode

flames would never allow nigvander the Canucks have a lot of explaining to do

the only people that hate evander kane are sois and numales. if any other athlete was beating his wife, /hoc/ would be celebrating him, instead of clutching pearls over a coal burner.

>>149438614
he only turned that way because he was drafted by the flames
had it been an american team, things would've been different

149438703

>>149438681
If one can skate alright I’ll take him for a couple bucks over league minimum. $5.125mm aav is a bit outrageous imho.

goy thread

>>149438703
rajeev spotted

>>149438703
At least you admit it’s in their nature and can’t be helped

>>149438697
You missed out not watching contemporaneously on /tv/

>>149438737
Yeah I’m late to the party

same with corey perry too. the only people that hate him are numales and laffs fans. any respectable hockey fan actually gained respect for him after what he did to tavares.

>>149438759
Losing 5 out of 6 of the last cups is pretty gay

there is literally nothing wrong with being a numale

>>149438824
Retard

Who the fuck is Justin Sourdif

>>149438458
>you need someone that takes 5+ offensive zone penalites in the finals
ok retard

>>149438839
>>149438839
>>149438839

>>149438037
what does the asterisk denote

Hi all,
I don’t feel so good today
-Sabres fan

>>149436879
Doesn't really matter as the flyers will sign plugs and has-beens to fill the roster so that kid will not play over 10 minutes per game anyway

>>149437442
need a lawyer?