>>149434020 (OP)What's that logo next to the number 4?
Are these fucks actually any good?
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>>149434091I hope desnoyers is good because itโs a funny name
>>149434038quebec mammoths i think
>>149434038the Salt Lake City Barnum & Bailey Circus Elephants
>>149434106feel like it could get a lot of mileage over on /v/
>>149434020 (OP)Roger McQueen is a god tier name
>>149434073Someone needs to stop Gary
>84 game season being talked about
It makes sense only if the league stays at 32 teams since every team would play every team in their division four times. But since Gary will likely expanded again then it wonโt make sense.
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they will fly again
>>149434136NO
NHL38 PROJECT GO!!!
>Portland, OR>Phoenix, AZ>Milwaukee, WI>Indianapolis, INTHE FUTURE IS NOW, GARY
>>149434020 (OP)Knowing my Sharks this Misa is going to be a bust, isn't he?
>>149434157Why dont the Jets ever do a throwback night like the Canes do for the Whalers
>>149434157If the Thrashers come back I hope they don't use that awful teal-whatever color for their jerseys. The logo is fine, those jerseys were not.
Florida should have another team. How about Orlando or Jacksonville?
>>149434202because the whalers are never coming back, whereas the thrashers are
>>149434252astonishingly-bad taste
>>149434020 (OP)>anton lundell evil twin>post malone evil twin
>>149434190From what I know:
>no major weakness but also no major strength>can't backcheckMakes no sense to me why Sharks want him more than Frondell who is 215+lbs and has a fantastic shot. I guess Sharks really need a winger?
We need 50 NHL teams minimum
>>149434314Soon beerleague stars will be called up
>>149434314When will Gary add the /hoc/ Anons?
>>149434340Its my time to shine
>>149434355i'll make the logo
Every nuteam that Gary brings into the league another nuahl team would have to be made.
>TRB shows up once anyone mentions expansion
please fucking kys you raped faggot
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>>149434372/mlb/ Retards can be our AHL affiliate
>>149434399Garys been growing a bit himself
>>149434420he's a hungry boy
>AI slop gary bettman images
TRB please kys
>Florida just traded for Bob jr
8 more year of cups SOON
>Grrr GRRR I'm ANGRY! Time to let /hoc/ know how angry I am!
>>149434465Good changes except for the 84 games idea.
>Confirmed by multiple sources a deal is very close #isles #habs pretty much agreed upon and pending a Dobson extension with @CanadiensMTL
Is 84 to make the schedule divide evenly when they do expansion? I'm too gay to do math today
>>149434626why do we want another defenceman?
>>149434465Wtf Gary is actually based? Why didn't /hoc/ tell me this?
>>149434637Yes, but wonโt make sense if gary expands again.
>Nikolaj Ehlers will test free agency
So much for the Jets' cup window.
>>149434679Ehlers has been very inconsistent, injured and not really that great. They run through Schieffle and Perfetti now.
>>149434465Only bad change is the dress code
I dont give a shit about the draft Iโll just post about trb and mitch
>>149434679Donโt worry they Jonathan toews
>>149434729Shut the fuck up lou
>>149434653That would be great. Prospects and picks will be traded. I swear this sub rather look at 2028 mock drafts sometimes than putting a good product on the ice.
Hughes most likely isnโt going to be reckless, but you have to give to get.
This team 1000% needs a top 4 right D. Reinbecher cannot and should not be counted on for that role next season.
>>149434729Cope players can now express themselves
>>1494346262019 meme cup mvp btw
What kinds of guys are going to be full-time emergency backup goalie? Is it like hire a social media manager or a 10th assistant analytics guy who used to be a d3 goalie, or is ebug his only job
>>149434785also the habs have way too many picks, so i could assume the isles take a few picks in said deal (or they really like someone like Roy or Mailloux or Kapanen could interest them.
>>149434626>bud vs the frenchCant wait for the spergouts
>>149434465>PLAYERS OVER 100GP CAN PLAY MAX 2 GAMES
What does this mean
why is unc wearing coyotes gear?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d6iu4H4w0so&pp=0gcJCc4JAYcqIYzv#
Business idea: only finns can be EBUGs
>Hutson-Dobson
>Guhle-Reinbacher
is this the year?
>>149434913I think its preseason only
>>149434938>top pair that doesn't play defense
Holy Based
https://x.com/FlaPanthers/status/1938268335507956120
>>149434979Lane actually can run a power play
>>149434974So players with over a 100 games of experience can only play in 2 pre season games per year? How does that make any sense?
>>149435006It's unfairly shitty to veteran tryouts and older AHL-stars who have 100 gp but NHL players with jobs locked in do not try in the preseason, it's hard to watch sometimes
>>149435006making sense isn't a part of preseason
>>149435006Isn't there already some sort of a limit on how many veterans you can dress in a pre-season game?
>>149435006So the young guys get a chance to play
Might make the preseason more exciting because there arent vets phoning it in every game
>>149435036>>149435042How else are washed up bums going to get a league minimum contract?
>>149435049I didnโt think there was a set limit but just established players didnโt want to risk injury in pre season games but I could be wrong.
>>149435057>>149435065
>>149435065Gary expands to 40 teams and all the GMs need to hand out contracts to hit the roster minimum
AHL's veteran rules also seem pointlessly hostile. Fuck off to Sweden, decent hockey player who is 27, we need to see how the downwardly trending fifth round draft pick does
>>149435244was that goblina really the best the sharts could do? relocate them already
>>149435256Whoโs your teamโs presenter tough guy?
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I thought that draft was tonight frens :( Hoping for Frondell for my flyers, followed by Martone! Hagens has bust written all over him...
>>149434465>closing the ltir loopholegay and retarded
>>149435355I wouldn't get so excited. It's very common in cases like this where someone from a European team comes to the NHL and does a lot of goals in their first year. The NHL is waaaaay not as good as most other leagues and it takes a while for goalies to learn the tendencies of the new guys. You can see the red goalie looking at the film after the goal to study the play. I'd give this guy until mid season until he's figured out and stops scoring completely. At least that's what I did when I played goalie in my league. Plus I played roller hockey which is way more unpredictable since there's 15x more friction on the roller rink.
Bud thinks Dobson is shit until someone else insults him then dobson suddenly becomes a norris winner
>>149435256sharks are gay but bayley rules simple as
>>149435404not anymore now that he's off my islanders
>>149435401I have a boner.
I'm in a grocery store.
I don't care.
Just an update, the Canadiens have had talks on Dobson, but you can add the Columbus Blue Jackets and a third team I'm working to identify.
>>149435355I thought the draft day 1 was saturday
>>149435457they're adding kurt angle to the mix
>>149435461>https://www.tankathon.com/nhl>1 day 2 hours 58 minutesI'm gonna come to /hoc/ pretty drunk and enjoy my time with /hoc/ frens
>>149435480i hope my flyersies draft a woman
@reporterchris
The #CBJ acquire Brendan Gaunce from #MNWild for Cameron Butler.
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>>149435508well Hagens is the same size as some of the hockey ladies such as pic related hehe
>>149435527unfortunate laine hairline. think she'll be around in the 3rd round?
bro we all saw the fucking ahl calder cup final. shitters like khiara or sasson or bulju were absolutely skating rings around those plumbers. and this league is commonly accepted as being better than the shl. really makes you think about the garbage quality of hockey that gets played out on babbys wide ice surface.
>>149435582I donโt know where the refs positioning was on the ice but perhaps he didnโt see it or just felt they were way behind the play and not worth the call, happens numerous times a game. Or maybe they just missed it like how they missed the double minor penalty on Granlund for high sticking Domi.....tough situation and I totally hope heโs fine
>>149435527I like mint chocolate chip, that's my reply to that
gonna shower now then head 2 work
>>149435616Enjoy fren, weekend is almost here :)
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Iโm at the hockey game
Iโm at the grocery store
Iโm at the combination grocery game hockey store
>he works second shift
lmao
>>149435616https://youtu.be/5eZqkaP37po?list=RD5eZqkaP37po
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>>149435674rush is strictly for fags
>>149435674ed gein, maitre d at canal bar?
Does Utah even have fans? Have the Mormons embraced hockey like Gary expected?
>lets johnny walk
>lets marner walk
who can stop brad treliving?
>>149435582>commonly accepted as being better than the shlI wouldn't really say so. I've seen more than enough players who have had good AHL careers and when they come over to Europe they are absolutely useless because they only know how to play the NA dump and chase puck or can't skate at all.
https://x.com/penguins/status/1938326215351320852
>>149435740Lets just say he might have an unfortunate experience the next time he logs into minecraft
>>149435740[Johnston] The Columbus Blue Jackets acquire Brendan Gaunce from the Minnesota Wild for Cameron Butler.
https://xcancel.com/reporterchris/status/1938327029742485601
>>149435740Johnny walked and now heโs dead ):
>>149435682maybe he doesn't want a limited income
>>149435660I found it odd that in the instacart ad universe thereโs professional hockey games still happening with no glass
>>149435748Yeah he has no clue what he's talking about so I replied with some unrelated copypasted post from the archives. Anyways Peter Holland is the first example I thought of. A useless Ontario cunt who had zero talent when he came to Sweden and he left exposed as being a retard fuckstick.
>>149435739They want ice hockey so they can forget about their basketball team
>>149435748Thats cause you guys play on football field sized rinks
>>149435785Nick Rekieta, is that you?
>>149435781If he stayed on the flames heโd probably still be alive. Crazy how life works like that.
>>1494358252true
n mitch1 2
>>149435798>A typical European or Olympic rink is 200 feet long and 100 feet wide, while an NHL rink is 200 feet long and 85 feet wide>7,5 feet added per side makes the canadian AHL player badwhat the fuck bro
>>149435858one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen someone try to force on /hoc/
and I've seen some pathetic shit here
>>149435898>mad>that mitch1bubbles are risin'
>>149435925do you honestly think that people don't know it's you or what
>>149435898It's bot posting, just ignore. Wordfilters my guy
>>149435941all i know is that bud1
n mitch1 2
will the blacks and hispanics gary is desperately trying to grow the gameโข enjoy the utah mammoths?
>>149435914Goy arent you satisfied with jj peterka being traded
laffs just signed marchand
wilbon on pti said the nuckies lost the trade
>>149435970>>149435739Seriously bro, you're already making this excuse that they'll make it to playoffs in two years?
mitch: birthday celebrated, cool license, won
trb: birthday uncelebrated, no license, raped
the choice is clear
>>149435970being white isnt good enough to live there, you need to also be mormon
great the schizos are back. see yโall when the draft is on tomorrow.
>>149435970The guy the Utah Jazz just drafted against his will probably isn't in a good mood about anything in that state right now
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is hasek still having his meltie about russia?
>>149436059I don't understand it...you're in a Stanley Cup final and think it's the fuckin beer league when players on your team, people you call friends, put their heart and soul into the game. No wonder McDavid gave the okay to get him out
>>149436090euros always have their panties in a twist about muhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh russia
>>149436031>utah jazz didnโt know Utah was known for jazz music and mammoths
>โI mean, you feel the love and the passion of the city, and you're forever grateful for that. And it's one of the best cities to live in in the world. And I've been forever grateful to not just grow up here but wear this Maple Leaf and be a part of the history and this team.โ
Yeah. Right.
>>149436059matty embellished every hit
>>149436111Jazz was a relocation from New Orleans
>>149436109Gee I wonder why
>cantpucks to the soilers a solid by taking the kane contract off the books basically for free, in a crunch year that could have crippled the soilers
wtf is their problem?
>>149436185thank you gary
>>149436177because your media controls you like a good little lap dog, anyways, how do we feel about Mitchell Marner becoming the highest-paid player in the NHL?
>>149436143If Kane wasnโt such a you-know-what he wouldโve skated away a free man
>>149436188in the nu-nhl you help your divisional "rivals"
the top prospects analytically
>>149436188gary wont rest until blacks have taken over the nhl
>>149436211if you help your rivals, you win
>>149436208gary gave bennett the mvp for similar antics
>>149436242bostonbros...?
>โIf I told you what I was offered for Brock Boeser, I think I would have to run out of here because you would not believe me,โ Allvin said on March 7 when asked why he had hung on to the expiring asset.
And now...they get nothing for him.
>>149436281never draft an american
>>149436109You dont have to live next to them lol
>>149436243good goy. here, have another milk bone.
praying to gary for trades
>>149436298are there even any americans to draft this year
>>149436302Yeah, unfortunately I have to live next to another group of humanoids, ones that you guys worship for some reason...
>>149436332James hagens heโs from Long Island where my islanders play
>>149436188All we can hope for now is that they shoot themselves in the foot with other off-season moves.
Giving Bouchard way more than they should need to
Using that cap space to overpay some shitter in free agency
etc.
>>149436363Matthew cornato is from Long Island and he plays for the flames
>pee
>shake
>put it back
>piss dribbles down my leg
Why does Gary meddle everywhere
>>149436396>shakeYou squeeze and pull like you're wringing out the last drops from a tube of toothpaste.
>>149436363Cool, I wish your local boy success
>>149436430* uncustomary hush *
>>149436396you should get that checked by a flames fan
Hating Ru**ians is a European pastime activity
>>149436382He signed long term with our flames because he loves being a flame and we love him :)
>>149436314jesus christ o-dog
what's with all of the jewelry
you can at least leave a few of the friendship bracelets behind
>>149434465For the Gary point to still reign supreme. Awful
Islanders canโt keep their talent
>>149434626Soft dobby for what though
Star Wars was never good nhl teams need to stop doing Star Wars days
>>149436619Cool it with the antisemitism, bud.
>>149436465https://youtu.be/ksNPz5sVyvo?si=LkAG8A1QvXMv9wPp&t=527
Flipping off russians is an activity enjoyed by many a people
summit series was so based
>Report: 84-game schedule part of NHL CBA talks
Disgusting
>Mammoth land Peterka from Sabres, sign him to 5-year extension
The Sabres are pathetic
>Report: Oilers shopping Arvidsson to clear cap space
Trading away another depth forward so they can give Bouchard 10 million. KWAB.
>Report: Wild trade Gaudreau to Kraken for draft pick
Kraken making moves to bolster their 10th place roster
>Sharks place Vlasic on waivers for buyout
Sad. Probably gets one last kick at the can with a good but not great team.
>Florida Panthers Acquire Goaltender Daniil Tarasov from Blue Jackets
Odd move from Columbus. Guess that's it for Vanatek.
>Stars sign Benn to 1-year extension
Dylan doubles down on vets after Duchene signing.
>Report: Jets' Ehlers will test free agency
Overrated playoff choker hits the market to get a paycheque from teams that miss out on Marner
>Treliving expects Marner to hit market barring 'significant change'
As expected
>>149436729I was never a fan of goon hockey (except for a laugh watching Slap Shot) but Russians have been corrupt in every sport they've played in throughout the 20th and 21st centuries
Haven't watched porn in 26 days :)
i watched porn 26 times today
What happened with the other two Reinharts? Don't hear much about them anymore.
>>149436757The context of that clip was corrupt soviet reffing. Id rather the game focus more on skill than cheapshots/physicality. But I cant lie that I enjoy a good fight now and then :)
im at the hockey thread. im in the incel nest. im in the combination hockey thread and incel nest
Why does the USA have so few players at the top of the draft when they won the world juniors the last 2 years?
>several changes as NHL, NHLPA near new CBA agreement
>the elimination of the NHLโsLeagueโs long-standing dress code, which would go into effect starting in the 2026-27 season.
>the expansion of the regular season from 82 to 84 games, starting in the 2026-27 season.
>the preseason would be cut down to four games, and veterans with over 100 NHL games of experience would only be allowed to appear in two of them.
>contract limits, reducing the maximum deals moving forward. Extensions would be capped at seven years instead of eight, and unrestricted free agents would only be able to sign for a maximum of six years, down from the current seven
>The League is also planning to part ways with the deferred salary structures, a tactic used to spread cap hits out over time. Also, a new playoff salary cap system is expected to limit how teams use thelong-term injured reserve(LTIR) loophole to stack rosters before the Stanley Cup Playoffs.
>teams would retain the rights to unsigned draft picks until that player turns 22, regardless of whether theyโre playing in the NCAA, CHL, or overseas.
>introduce full-time Emergency Backup Goalie (EBUG) positions. And off the ice, players would get expanded health insurance and post-career support, while playoff bonuses are set to double.
hope our Sennies manage to sign someone pretty good soon
>season ends
>/hoc/ turns into a gay blog
see you guys in october
>>149436831Holding out for some good teams to tank next season. No one wants to be a shark or islander.
>>149436814Griffin only played 37 games lmao
>>149436833>>the elimination of the NHLโsLeagueโs long-standing dress code, which would go into effect starting in the 2026-27 season.why?
>the expansion of the regular season from 82 to 84 games, starting in the 2026-27 season.why?
>the preseason would be cut down to four games, and veterans with over 100 NHL games of experience would only be allowed to appear in two of them.why?
>contract limits, reducing the maximum deals moving forward. Extensions would be capped at seven years instead of eight, and unrestricted free agents would only be able to sign for a maximum of six years, down from the current sevenwhy?
>The League is also planning to part ways with the deferred salary structures, a tactic used to spread cap hits out over time. Also, a new playoff salary cap system is expected to limit how teams use thelong-term injured reserve(LTIR) loophole to stack rosters before the Stanley Cup Playoffs.>planningAh yes, but only after some more (((sunbelt))) teams get to exploit it first.
>>149436861If it makes you feel better, I read your hockey posts
So which bust we drafting this time Flyer bros?
>>149436815Same, just every once in a while :)
>>149436839its a gay blog even during the season
>>149436877shut up, faggot
/hoc/ stands with straight white men (and their wives and sons)
>>149436214Frondell played against pro men instead of amateur kids.
>>149436747Good post except the thing about Vlasic. He's toast. I doubt he even gets a PTO.
>>149436882stop posting these types of clips. gary lurks here and he's going to get ideas about (more) ads on the jerseys.
Iโm lying down right now and wonโt be standing for anything for the next 90 minutes at the very least
>>149436882Based euro refs letting it happen :)
Gary would never :(
>>149436905I will never stop posting Luleรฅ clips in /hoc/ :)
I'm going to do some squats
>>149436903swedish men thoughbeit
>>149436873Nhl is only league with a dress code still
They can charge more for regular season games
Vets dont have to play in games they arent getting paid for
Players can make more money if the caps keep rising and they arent locked in for 8 years
Teams arent stuck with shit contracts for 8 years
Yes teams exploited it and now its being closed.
>>149436913thanks for killing hockey then
Who is the Greinke of hoc?
>>149436882It's a real fucking shame that the refs in our league hate fighting and the moment something is about to happen they jump between the guys.
>>149436919None of that makes sense from a fan's enjoyment of the game stand point.
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3 (Three) teams
One (1) struggle
>>149436943We donโt post marxist talking points here
>>149436941I will enjoy my team not getting stuck with 8 year shit contracts anymore and I font watch preseason so the less exhibition games the better for me
>>149436873Contract limits is there so small market teams will have a harder time keeping their best talents. There is also a change to the bonus structure of contracts to prevent Canadian teams to give out contracts with less tax.
All hail Gary, the big markets and the no- tax sunbelt teams.
>>149436873No clue
$$$ and easier scheduling
To accommodate for 84 games
Might make preseason games more interesting rather than career NHLers skating around for 60 minutes
No clue, maybe trying to get more free agent movement?
I dont understand why Gary punishes creative cap use and also barely raises the cap
>>149436956Weird because this thread never shuts up about hating jews
>>149436938Well no one even tries because you get suspended for it now
>>149436974We only hate 1 very intensely
>>149436974It just so happens that a lot of unpopular figures in hockey are Jewish and any perceived hate towards the Jewish faith are purely coincidental.
>>149436964swede has been doing some good posting last couple of days
>>149436941This guy thinks the cba has anything to do with fan enjoyment
>>149436974You do know that Karl Marx was a Jew?
Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks.
>>149434306Frondell is the biggest fraud this draft, pretty sure every GM knows this and why everybody is pumping him right now.
>>149437009This general is self-hating Judeo-Marxist thoughbeit
>>149436932Maybe Binnington but I don't think goalies really have autism like they used to
>>149437020Frondell isn't a fraud, fuck you on about? Guy played out his mind in the Allsvenskan playoffs. You're another clueless yank who's never skated in his life nor watched a single European hockey game.
>>149437009Yes he was also an overt racist who repeatedly called black people niggers in his letters to Engels but don't tell the leftists that
>>149437036>HockeyAllsvenskanLol, lmao even.
please someone tell me the origin of mitch, did marner make trb sperg off?
> A Hutson - Dobson pairing would have all the goalsโฆ for and against
>>149437047Just like john vanbiesbrouck
>>149437036He's an Eklund babby
>>149437069I highly doubt that there wouldn't be a single goal scored without them on the ice
>>149437056Yeah - 18 year old kid dominating the ice against grown men. Vs the most physical team in Sweden too so he can definitely run his game in the NHL
>>149437077No but it was career ending
>>149437060Some crackhead albertan electrician was on a job site and wrote something about tbg on one of the beams in a house he was working on and posted a picture of it. 2 days later he posted a picture of his car and his license bragging about how was the one that wrote it and posted a picture of it. On the license we saw his name was Mitchell and he was 5"10 tall. Everyone made fun of him so now he spams the thread claiming mitchell poster is tbg, and that tbg was the one who wrote shit on the wall.
The albertan guy is fucked in the head and probably addicted to opiates or meth or booze, or all 3.
>>149437101It's a borderline amateur beer league my man.
>>149437077No. That trainer was a former combat medic so knew what to do, reaching deep inside his neck to pinch the blood vessel closed with his fingers
>>149437047holy shit, i fucking love marxism now
>>149437113lol I remember that. retard fucking up blurring his licence
>>149437077Luckily the trainer was a former medic in Vietnam and had his finger in his artery till they could tie it up.
>>149437044>Malarchuk's life was saved due to quick action by the Sabres' athletic trainer, Jim Pizzutelli, a former US Army combat medic who had served in the Vietnam War. He gripped Malarchuk's neck and pinched off the blood vessels, not letting go until doctors arrived to begin stabilizing the wound.Legend
>>149437145Happy pride month comrade. Free palestine.
>>149437125oh, good, how many 1st liners will >my team be forced to give away now?
>>149437056About the same level as Liiga, yeah.
>>149437047/hoc/ should start writing letters to each other full of racial slurs
>>149437113>5โ10โ sure thing mitch
>>149437125Isnโt Buffalo relocating to Atlanta?
>>149437132No it's not, that's a ridiculous notion that has no basis in reality. Sure he's no Pettersson but he's big, physical, backchecks and has one hell of a shot. He's the only top draft pick with those aspects. I'd take him over Misa if I want a Center.
>>149437125cool it with the antisemitic remarks
Why are black people incapable of handling ice?
>>149437234I hope the glasses were ok
ive never in my life watched european 'hockey'
>>149437234That poor instructorโs exasperation jen
>>149437268is that what it's called?
>>149437234>>149437268Gets traded and immediately breaks his legs
>>149437268Should have wore #9 to remind Pettersson of his old teammate.
>>149437291>patch on the road>patch on the gardenis the nhl going back to teams wearing white at home?
>>149437264You should come over and watch a game :) it's a wildly different atmosphere with smaller arenas making the crowd much louder. The tickets don't cost a months salary and the beer is better but still too expensive.
>>149437304You got a problem with that?
>>149437318i prefer jerseys of colour, actually
>>149437304Why was it reversed?
>>149437338dunno but the graphic the bruins just put up on twatter seems to imply it
unless the new darks have white yokes which would be stupid
>>149437317Iโve always wanted to travel to Europe to watch liiga/shl
>>149437352they'll need to snuggle together for warmth during the brutal buffalo winters
>>149437352might as well come out together for some media fame at this point if they're in the hockey purgatory called buffalel
>>149437356Said noone ever
i've always wanted to travel to europe to take a poo
>the snugglestruggle that is Buffalo
>>149437393Stay out Ranjeesh
>>149437393Their toilets are so primitive. Barely any water in the bowl so you have to scrap bits of Marner off every time.
>>149437393german toilets come with a marner inspection platform so you can examine its trade value before flushing it down
>>149437408i even hear german ""men"" sit down when they pee.
>>149437268It is for oiler fans
>aaahh, that was some good lager. now time to relieve ze bladder
>*sits down like a woman*
>>149437398Itโs been cloudy all day but no rain
can someone trade something cool to the flames but the flames get to trade them something cool to the flamesbut the flam es get to the trad them something bad but the flames get something cool to the flame sbut the flames get to ttrade them something shit in return trade them something cool to the glames but the flames get to trade them something shit
that was the other thing that weirded me out about europe, their little apartments are so small they dont even have room for all their appliances, niggas have their washing machine next to their dishwasher in the kitchen.
>>149437451I'll trade you my dirty socks for your car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOsBKjrSjaI
>>149437473You can walk a thousand miles on a pair of socks but you wonโt go far in a broken car
MITCH MARNER YOU ARE A CALGARY FLAME
>>149437492>Indian wisdom
>>149437492what happens after 1000 miles?
Flames are cooking up something big my sources are going crazy rn
just here to drop a little reminder that bud1 and mitch1
bud1
mitch1
>>149437526You get to go fuck yourself
>>149437540I hope it's good. I'm starving!
>>149436747>more hockey is badRetard
how many beers in are you by now hocoholics?
>>149437540What are your sources saying?
>>149437597eat rock candy
>>1494375893, krakking open the 4th
>>149437589/hoc/ is taking a break from drinking for the entire offseason
i'm hopelessly addicted to hocahol
>>149437597Rasmus andersson trade soon
>being drunk on a Thursday afternoon like a fucking hobo
>>149437624My Jackies are apparently in talks for him but I don't really want him desu
Elliotte Friedman mentioned on The FAN Hockey Show that VGK is interested in Rasmus Andersson
I'd be more interested if Elliotte was right more often
don't drink too much or you'll end up like trb paying the doctor hundreds of dollars for a shot
>>149437589zero, tomorrow I will buy 8 random bottles and go to cottage :)
>>149437711based try some cool kinds :)
>>149437711post pics so we can judge
>>149437711warning: a bear will break into your cottage and kill you at night. have fun sleeping now
>>149437718yes I have a few go-to ones :) but then I pick random ones! I'm a pussy so no porters or stouts, not my thing
>>149437731I dont want mean feedback :(
>>149437632I've been drunk for approximately 10 days
>>149437750I'll tell you they look great no matter what you buy fren :)
>>149437742Carter Bear is at the draft and I don't think Ethan Bear is that kind of guy
Why are contract bonuses allowed to be deferred into the next year? Seems like pretty blatant cap circumvention.
>>149437742dont be silly bro, we haven't had an animal attack in half a century at least :)
>>149437777Witnessed. Now stop noticing.
>he said he can't drink sinebrychoff cause it makes his pussy ache
shame
>>149437777Think about the nature of a bonus. I trust youโre not a complete retard
yuh i cheer for the flames
how could you tell?
>>149437815Out of the all the porters you went for a basic sinebrychoff one fren...
>>149437815That shit's disgusting though. For me, it's the Copper.
Leafs almost beat the panthers
Iโm more of a yellow fizzy beer enjoyer myself but sometimes Iโll have an IPA or 9
>>149437847Kulkurin kupari
Pultsarin pronssi
:-D
>>149437852now imagine next year when they're even worse
todella pahalta nรคyttรครค nyt tรคssรค kyllรค
>>149437815didn't you take a shot to quit drinking?
>>149437886>hyvin paha kallistuma
>>149437847i like all kinds of beer, pretty much everything except Flemish Sours, cause sours taste like turnt beer. cause that's essentially what it is
>yes, I even like IPAs, you little babyman stouts and porters are something you drink with a nice steak and baked tater, it's not a session beer
>>149437816So that makes it acceptable to have 80% of someone's contract be performance bonuses that are all but guaranteed? This is worse than LTIR abuse.
>>149437916>heckin' IPAssรถy alert
All I ate today was two chicken breast
>>149437924>it's accetable to have 80% of someones contract all but next yearyes
>>149437950>sรถyBUZZ WORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you shouldn't mix alcohol and medication trb, that's irresponsible
>>149437750there's something fun about trying new food :)
my favorite buzz word is bud1
>>149438003it's got a nice ring to it
>>149437781there are no bears in finland? what about reindeer ?
>>149437981sound advice to deaf ears
Update: Pet plant growing a new leaf
>Blues never bought out another player
>>149438036that's awesome...
>>149437234gun to the head and a pull of the trigger solves this issue
>>149437981cope, nothing says naptime like whiskey and benadryl
>>149438037>Utah>antoinne vermetteim sorry what
>>149437234cool breaking dance move he did at the end
Canadian expansion won't grow the game there should be Mexican teams, at Guatemalan teams, and Colombian teams. Dominican Republic would be nice too.
>>149438037Would have been locker room cancer Ryan Suter if they signed him to a multi-year deal, but they didn't.
>>149438080Where exactly should the league expand in Canada? QC already said they can't afford it and the NHL said okay we'll put it on hold
just did one of those pees
why dont towel heads buy out nhl teams to impress the white man?
>>149438109>NHL said okay we'll put it on holdThey said literally that? That doesn't sound like something Gary would say.
>>
>QC already said they can't afford it
>>149438109Do you like telling lies?
>>149438125they're too busy ruining professional golf
>>149438129>>149438133>>149438156The NHL is a business > The NHL wants to expand > Quebec City is a market > A market that's already full of Habs/Bruins fans > QC struggle to fill seats
>>149438036you're doing great, farmer :)
no but seriously who the fuck names a sporting arena the videotron?
>>149438037>Rick DiPietroTruly the contract of all time. Isles are still paying him $1.5 million/season until 28-29.
>>149437924I should always assume anon is too retarded
>>149438183>QC struggle to fill seatsThat is 100% bullshit and even you know that
>he just asked that liar for his honest assessment and never once saw the irony in it
>>149438080Pitch me, Gary: why do I want the game to grow?
>>149438201It's not bullshit at all, they struggled for years with the Nordiques
https://www.hockeydb.com/nhl-attendance/att_graph.php?tmi=7584
QC is not a hungry market - they already have their teams in Montreal and Boston
I lie to you guys all of the time.
>QC is not a hungry market
>>149438125They should hold an exhibition game in the mideast first
>>149438109Gary needs to come clean and just relocate a team there
I would never lie to /hoc/
>>149438194does he still count against the cap when you play as the isles in NHL25?
>>149438229Why would you do, just go on the internet and tell lies?
>You can trust me, /hoc/, seriously...
I for one think the flames are a top notch organization
>>149438281>for onegot that right.
i hope that getting rid of vlasic and couture is enough to rid my sharkies of their shork curse
>>149438343curse gonna get a lot worse if they sign marner
No wonder /hoc/ is full of neets
Could the next thread be flames themed please?
>>149438343>coutureThe sharks should be on the line for his contract the rest of the term. But noooooooooo, we have to gift the wittle black gm a bunch of cap space and top 2 picks to make it look like he is competent at a job a fuckin' 12-year old on his Xbox could do.
>>149438386true but i doubt marner is gay enough for thornton and marleau to actually sign here
Canuck fans are the biggest soi cuck lib pussies ever. I fucking hate my city. Full of fans with he/him in their bios crying on Instagram because they got Kane on a one year deal that brings physically. Anyone that isnโt a euro or has above average level test is a threat to them personally. Their biggest concern as a fan base is the state of their locker room lmao.
>>149438429At least you have the nicest colours in the league
Blue green white. beauty
>>149438429Canuck fans are indeed faggots, but all kane brings to any team he is on is an increase in majors and game misconducts.
Andersson and 32 overall for Dobson many are saying this
>>149438445Fine by me. You need somebody like that on your team.
>>149438439Their 70's throwbacks are badass, too
>>149438406Yes! Great idea!
>>149438456Thatโs a terrible trade for my islanders
>>149438406Treliving ruined your team now heโs ruining the leafs lol.
>>149438458Oh, ok, faggot. Enjoy watching them finish 5th in their division again.
>>149438456Dobson apparently asking for $10 million.
This is the earliest the NHL and NHLPA will have concluded an extension prior to expiration in Bettmanโs 32-year run as commissioner.
>>149438492flames can aford this
>>149438492He asked for $11M
>>149438499Makes sense, the players got most of what they want in previous negotiations.
Dobson for bouchard who says no
>>149438529Yeah, but do they get to pick their own numbers and smoke pot and not get tested like NFL players? Don't think so!
>>149438538did you ask for consent
Former Capitals center Evgeny Kuznetsov planning NHL comeback
>>149438576they dont do that in canada
>>149438603โFrom now on I represent the interests of Evgeny Kuznetsov in the National Hockey League,โ Babayev posted.
โToday I have already spoken with a number of clubs about Evgenyโs contract in the NHL. I have decided that next year he will play in North America.โ
>I have decided that next year he will play in North America.โ
>>149438604Topi ronni is proof Finnโs are just as bad diddy blud.
>>149438613Welcome to the rags
>>149437852raise the banner
>>149438458no team needs violent wife beating negroes
>>149438669saskatoon's got the blues
Iโm watching the Chernobyl series in max and itโs kino
>mfw watching the first episode
flames would never allow nigvander the Canucks have a lot of explaining to do
the only people that hate evander kane are sois and numales. if any other athlete was beating his wife, /hoc/ would be celebrating him, instead of clutching pearls over a coal burner.
>>149438614he only turned that way because he was drafted by the flames
had it been an american team, things would've been different
>>149438681If one can skate alright Iโll take him for a couple bucks over league minimum. $5.125mm aav is a bit outrageous imho.
>>149438703rajeev spotted
>>149438703At least you admit itโs in their nature and canโt be helped
>>149438697You missed out not watching contemporaneously on /tv/
>>149438737Yeah Iโm late to the party
same with corey perry too. the only people that hate him are numales and laffs fans. any respectable hockey fan actually gained respect for him after what he did to tavares.
>>149438759Losing 5 out of 6 of the last cups is pretty gay
there is literally nothing wrong with being a numale
Who the fuck is Justin Sourdif
>>149438458>you need someone that takes 5+ offensive zone penalites in the finals ok retard
>he said he's fine with being a brainwashed cunt and doesn't see the irony in it
>>149438037what does the asterisk denote
Hi all,
I donโt feel so good today
-Sabres fan
>>149436879Doesn't really matter as the flyers will sign plugs and has-beens to fill the roster so that kid will not play over 10 minutes per game anyway
>>149437442need a lawyer?