Thread 149437585

>tonight's game
Sydney vs Doggies @ SCG - 5:40pm (GMT+8)

>news
Voss not sacked

>Results
Port roll the non-existent blues

Good morning alf

>>149437614
morning legend

Brrr up and at' em

POWAH

Now I don't need to worry about the footy for the rest of the weekend haha

Blues fans have made their voices heard at Princess Park

gma

>>149437890
will that might be hard to scrub off

>>149437936
brain not worky so early meant to say KEEP VOSS HAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

what's for brekky lads?

>>149438503
my sinuses are absolutely packed by this cold
what meds are good for this?

>>149438503
Avo, feta and fried egg on toast. Black coffee. Wbu?

>>149438851
bourbon
>>149438721
For blocked sinuses, several over-the-counter (OTC) options can offer relief depending on your symptoms and preferences:
Decongestants
- Sudafed PE (Phenylephrine) or Sudafed (Pseudoephedrine): These oral decongestants shrink swollen nasal tissues and blood vessels to ease airflow. Pseudoephedrine is often more effective but may require showing ID at the pharmacy.
- Afrin (Oxymetazoline): A nasal spray that works quickly to relieve congestion. Best used for no more than 3 days to avoid rebound congestion.
Saline Nasal Sprays or Rinses
- Neti pots or saline sprays: These help flush out mucus and allergens, offering gentle, drug-free relief.
Combination Medications
- Advil Sinus Congestion & Pain or Mucinex Sinus-Max: These combine a decongestant with a pain reliever to tackle sinus pressure and headaches.
Steroid Nasal Sprays
- Flonase (Fluticasone) or Nasacort (Triamcinolone): These reduce inflammation in the nasal passages and are especially helpful if allergies are involved.
If your symptoms persist beyond 10 days or worsen, it might be time to check in with a healthcare provider.

>>149438931
thanks chatgpt

Tiggs

>>149438503
Bacon and egg muffin, bacon toastie, honey on bread, glass of orange juice and a black coffee

>>149439185
WILL win their next final before Carlton

>>149438503
>>149438721
meth mostly

>>149439185
HAVE won a flag this millennium, unlike Carlton

>>149439386
>>149439507
go saints btw

>>149439547
saints more likely to have a flag this decade than the poos

the saints have played in two grannys this millennium

>>149439634
*3

is it normal for sports games to start at 7:30pm? seems so late thinking about it

>>149439692
yes mate

>>149439634
based legal gilfchads

posted a post on biz/smg my guy
easy you btw
i know y'all like (You)s x

>>149439864
Seblad, what's crackalackin' knackers?

>>149439634
grammys lost its charm ngl
nothing like Millie vanilli and Kurt Cobain days eyequeem haaa x

>>149439889
looking forward to few days of cooler weather, my guy and u, fella¿ x

Wagies don't belong on my 4chan.

why no games this afternoon? and only 1 game tonight?

>>149439922
wfh lad. got any 80s alf anthems for us today?

>>149440289
?

>>149440289
it's friday dipshit

>>149440348
>>149440364
isn't it saturday today?

>>149440356
How embarrassing

>>149440356
Leave him alone you fuckwit

>>149439922
blabla x ta

Hopefully the police arrest whoever did the Carlton vandalism

The only Carlton vandalism that should be prosecuted is that by club leadership for over 20 years

IF you are under 30 years old...
THEN you have no recollection of either carlton or essendon being any good

>>149440609
what if mumza is a dons customer

wish someone would vandalise me

and they go WACK!!!

it's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S37n-47wtVw

>>149440828
>lost his mind?
CTE will do that to a man.

>>149440855
Money doesn't exist?

>>149440356
Forever immortalised

>>149441060
Nice one. Can you do Seth Campbell's backflip?

>>149438503
coffee. protein shake. maybe a bit of toast.

>>149441109
no, but I used to be able to do cartwheels

>>149439922
if i was a laptop thumber it'd be water cooler weather iykwim haha

>>149441109
I'm out of my free uploads mate. I'll do it tomorrow

Nate Caddy’s mum’s son re-signed with the Dons lads

>>149439922
my hands feel like blocks of ice

notice how everyone wants to murder tredrea but no-one cares about gary ablett snr saying the same shit
vicscum bias strikes again, sick of you cunts

>>149440559
>>149440609
go saints btw

>>149441321
>blue murder
which?

That's the second time you've posted that and it hasn't made any sense either time

>>149441379
who are you quoting champ

Idkwym haha

>149441382
oh yeah?

SHUT UP SHUT UP GET OUT OF MY HEAD

I work with a 'nice guy'. He agrees with everything I say and I hate it. I want to banter and rip into him but he's just.. boring

THE EMBLEMMM

>>149441733
yeah true
that does suck aye

>>149437890
>LLYOD

>>149439634
kath and who else?

>>149441733
you're right mate haha sorry

Who are Carlton? What do they stand for? Where are their Game Breakers?

>>149441925
>Sleeping with a news reporter
Does this ever end well

if you've got a female flatmate, how often do you hear her doing poos and having sex?

i used to live with a zimbabwean student who had african dudes climbing in her window literally every day

>>149441925
>dat 5head
Nah

bla x

>>149442097
After a week your little ideal image of a female will be broken. The smells, sounds, annoying things they do. You'll regret it and hate your life

>>149442188
for me, it's the space/resource inefficiency

women are literally only worth having around if you can use their holes. and that shit gets old real quick.

>>149442206
My wife rearranges the kitchen pantry/cupboards at least once a month for 'efficiency' without telling me and I can't find shit in this house

>>149442244
>I move these things so you know where they are!

>>149442127
fair dinkum

I know a girl (woman) who became a TV journalist and she's without a doubt the biggest nepobaby I have ever met. I find it hard to respect the accomplishments of women when things are routinely simplified and made easy for them. The AFLW, for example.

>>149442337
this but eddie mcguires cunt of a child

>>149442355
child of a cunt*

>>149442355
same difference, i suppose. eddie's son is spiritually feminine

painfully dull round of football in store

>>149442414
it's been a shit season and the game is fucked beyond repair

>>149442466
Very true. Cancelling gayo after the season and doing better things with my time next year. SHALL continue shitposting in alf thoughbeit

>>149442473
thinking I will do the same
with tasmania, it will only get worse

I only watch for my daicos

>>149441850
kath's mums iykwim haha

nate caddys mum

>>149441925
>>149442092
no but seven may iykwim haha

>'fee time (now)
>check out a local thrift store for cool shit
>visit niece because it's her birthday today
>eat 'za with brothza and watch the footy while the women do birthday stuff
crisp night ahead lads

dynamic blog bro

I picked some random town in WA three days drive from anywhere, fuckin $430k for an old ass house

thanks

>>149442097
>>149442127
used to live with this black caribbean girl who never had sex or was loud
great girl just never had sex so wasn't into a certain something unlike our roommate

nofap streak is over. lasted 2 weeks.

voss is close to walking out on carlton apparently he had a heated discussion with the board this morning/lunch and he left the meeting prematurely

get the feeling this round will be a complete stinker
tonights game might be decent the rest look bad on paper

i was looking at apartments in se asia for about 40-60k

>>149442690
there's a point around 2 weeks from memory where it gets really hard but if you push through that it's easier after
>>149442640
1km of land is where the money is i guess

>>149442673
Fucking grim

>>149441925
i'll live with her and we will have sex every night

>>149442097
lived in a uni dorm with 3 girls and 1 other guy, it was fine the mess was mostly contained to their rooms, but we had cleaners which helped a lot, would've been bad without them
>>149442188
also this
most of the time they're fine but sometimes they want to bitch about someone or something to you (this is just a general thing not just living with them) which is very boring and you can't really escape

>>149441925
>4 years younger than me, yet looks older than me
strange world we live in

>>149442673
>adelaide
how

>>149442755
probably a lack of supply like every other city
>>149442673
is it true melb rentals aren't that expensive? just buying?

>>149442762
but who the fux wanting to live in sadelaide lmao

im not fit for society

must be depressing supporting a team from another state and only getting to see them live 1-2 times a year

city of merkins. they don't even like rugby league
sa is the shittest poorest state and with little boy tassie will be the only gayfl states left soon

>>149442778
The only thing stopping me from living in Newcastle

adelaide >>> smellbum

>>149442640
that's 230km from perth what are you on about

lorde's new album cover is an xray of her pussy
inside cover is a pic of her pussy

>>149442799
if i moved to a league stronghold i'd learn about and support the local team. sport is something to talk about with your community, it doesn't really matter inherently. same reason i'll continue watching footy as long as my family, friends, coworkers do but would stop without that connection

>>149442911
i was just looking at that
not very interesting desu

no one ever wants to talk to me

>>149442911
who?

>>149442920
afl grand final half time act

mum got diagnosed with schizophrenia in the psych ward

>>149442940
is that what she told you?

>>149442942
psych team

>>149442940
damn dog that's ruff

whos watching the fuckin footy tonight?
not me because better homes and gardens is on and mumberg decides what i watch

>>149437890
>llyod
based ESL wogs

>>149442940
You'll be diagnosed with a concussion if you keep going mate

>>149442673
makes me feel better about being a 36yo dropkick living at home. boomers will pay

>>149442799
king st maccas in 15 minutes champ

i took probably the biggest shit i've ever done today. it was in one piece and probably a foot long. toilets are really underappreciated, you just press the button and then your shit is gone forever.

>>149443023
applied for pirate streams yet mate
>>149443111
no luck catching them abo toilets then

>>149443023
will be watching with the old man and a few beers me

>>149443135
ni hao ma

>>149443135
hope you learn something from this experience

>>149443135
saar ranjit and his 15 cousins need place to live

>>149443144
i don't have a home loan approved yet

>>149443135
>buying an apartment
>not scouting out some chinky's perma empty investment and taking that over then claiming squatters rights

>>149443151
r/ThatHappened

There's a football match on tonight.

>>149443194
who gives a FUCK

>Lyon and his Collingwood counterpart Craig McRae have been vocal about the Windhager-Daicos duel, which highlighted last Saturday night's clash.

>"Just to be clear, what are the tactics? I don't understand," Lyon asked at a Friday morning pre-training media conference.

>"Sorry for going out and competing. I thought you were allowed to compete in AFL - I never knew playing on someone was a tactic, manning up at stoppage.

based. Fuck the AFL. Daicos is a protected species on a level that Goodes could only dream about.

>>149443194
>squid game released
not anymore

daicos and macrae are weak as piss

Bonnie Blues

>>149443218
trvke
gaycos is everything that's wrong with the modern afl

>>149443249
that's a man

>>149443249
Would you like up with 99 other man for the chance to fuck this woman for 2 minutes max?

>>149443218
It makes me sick to hear the media dick riding him when he's not even a top 30 player this year

this week's collingwood team is (on average) nearly four years older than west coast's team
mustve been a while since the last proper men vs boys matchup

Growing up is realising that Emma Hawkins is actually the perfect woman

don't know why you'd want to buy a house in this country there's nothing good about living here

09/04/22

never forget

>>149440334
always glad to oblige fella x
ALFTHEM
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>>149440516
x
>>149441273 >>149441309
jelly ngl x

>>149443381
https://youtu.be/uIbXvaE39wM
OOoooops
hihi x

Any contact off the ball should be a free kick

fuck up rulesperg

lgm

Big game tonight, where's the hype lads?

>>149443574
How does this shit get approved?

>>149443581
trust the experts

this week west perth football club have
>lost their coach
>wanted to sack him but didn't want to pay him out
>club president stated he resigned live on SEN WA, coaches wife rang in and got in an argument with the president - said he was bullied to quit and called him a dirty liar
>all his assistants have quit as well
>captain has quit as well
iggs superstar aaron black is still there though, for now

>>149443574
more like diamond about haha

>>149443605
Reckon former champion big bad basil should step in

Which team will win tonight?

>>149443574
everything reminds me of her

>>149443632
Thinking swans turn things around from here

>>149443622
baz takes charge and joondalup falcons are in the afl

>>149443622
that snoz can absolutely demolish coke
i know this for a fact

everything means nothing to me

>>149443644
mate of mine sold him nose beers
salter point, cunt rocked up in his range rover, hoodie on in middle of december and big fuck off sunnies

>>149443644
dane swan tweeted this

I put such little effort into every thing

>>149443667
And how does that make you feel?

Crazy how JB still commentates whilst his son dates the biggest whore in Australia.

The only thing my parents taught me was how to do crack

>>149443676
Worried that I’ll be full of more regret the older I get. But I don’t really know what I should be using my potential energy on anyway, there isn’t any goal or anything I care about.

>>149442673
I live in Adelaide and yes it's completely fucked. In my work also deal with property. Crazy seeing some places bought for 600k just a few years ago now going for 1 million. Insanity.

>>149442755
Due to rising costs in eastern states there has been a lot of investment from people living in nsw/qld/vic buying investment properties in SA which has been a big factor in driving prices up. Ultimately yes it's a lack of supply.

>>149443650
this is a repost but I believe it

>>149443667
yeah i'm a bit like this. it's not that i don't put effort in i just overplan and never deliver.
i reckon i found some magic button that made me a billionaire if a i pressed it i'd spend a week devising some button pressing protocol then burn out and move onto something else eventually throwing some laundry over the button so i don't have to look at it anymore.

i have personally sold baz coke

>>149443691
pick one thing per month just to try, you can drop it after a month or extend if you enjoy it. You just have to try or else nothing will change.
t. 36 yo old who tried nothing on the verge of weekend alcoholism again

Are you blokes baptised?

>>149443728
yes

>>149443728
yes, Church of England

There doesn't seem to be much excitement in here for the game

You can see the pain in JB's eyes.

>>149443753
Been a lot of disgruntled posters lately, many are unhappy with the product the AFL has been dishing out.

>>149443773
I think people just lose interest as they age

I am Kane

it's bonts 250th, pay your respects lads

>>149443787
CAMMON BONT KICK SUM FUKKIN GOALS

>>149443786
hey kane

>>149443786
act like laura
look like kane

>>149443786
don't fuck up this job Laura

>>149443728
yep

>>149443728
Yes.

>>149443728
no but an older boy tried to drown me once

>>149443805
>>149443809
you sure?

>>149443816
yeah

>whole intro sucking bonts dick
yep, free kick bulldogs incoming

>>149443816
100%. Communion too.

>>149443728
yeah but its not a free pass for anything
its the way you live and the choices you make that will determine if the gates of heaven will open for you

I might watch a few minutes of the footy tonight

Did you blokes have your peepee mutilated by mommy and some random man against your will when you were a baby?

fox showing twink bont

>>149443894
thankfully not
>>149443812
same but he was the same age as me

>>149443856
I'm catholic

THESE TWO TEAMS

wish these monkeys would stop trying to fight each other and get on with it

the numbers (11) on papleys guernsey are too close together

>>149443816
i was only an infant but i was

nice of the umpires to let the dogs start one goal up

>>149443925
i heard someone talking about this the other day, how the 11s look different for every club

>>149443894
Yes. My foreskin closed up when I was a tiny baby and I couldn't pee properly. It had swelled my foreskin up and so I got an emergency circumcision. I feel better knowing it was a medical situation and it wasn't just stolen from me for no good reason

fuck i hate papley i do NOT like seeing that cunt
hopefully lobb heems him

grundy on -8 supercoach points after 1 minute

>>149443941
>he believed them

Papley with the small man syndrome seething on sight kek

hate it when commentators talk about "getting the crowd involved"

Just woke up from my nap but had a bad dream.

>>149443948
negative points is retarded as fuck. whole system is dumb, fuck cd and fuck daniel hoyne, would love to assault him

swanbro here, i tipped dogs

fucking retard Papley firing up Darcy

darcy is a freak

>>149443965
why is it retarded? obviously it's possible to have a negative impact on a game so there should be negative points

Darcy is the best player in the comp according kane and kingy. I agree with them.

likes: players who can kick straight
dislikes: players who can't kick straight

might run into my opponent and under the ball 10 seconds before it hits the ground

>>149443967
win-win
the thinking man's tip

>>149443977
daicos better

>>149443976
>-8 points for moving one inch off the mark

I am crisp.
I am mint.
I am enough.

>>149443986
no

absolute slopfest already

3 of the worst kicks i've seen in a row

>>149443993
based mint choc-top

>>149443979
This is uniquely a grundy thing. Used to think he was instructed to do it because otherwise, the coaches would tell him to stop. But no, he's still doing it and the sydney coaches are also retarded for not telling him how to ruck properly.

surprised none of these cunts have heemed an umpire yet
I did it one at the end of a church league wogball game

what did papley do at the start of the game? i didn't see

>>149444004
yeah it was grundy i was referring to kek
that's interesting though i'll look out for it now

>>149444006
did you get charged

aesthetically pleasing colours match desu

>>149444017
2 week suspension
only punched him in the chest desu

paid $4.50 for a double choc mousse from kfc that i finished in 3 bites. my life is one of hedonism

i have a caveman brain, no wonder i struggle in this non-caveman world

>>149444004
>>149444015
cox giving him a talking to just now

>>149444011
tried to get into Darcy and got put on his arse immediately

>>149444011
He got into Naughton and ripped his jumper and then got put on the ground

>>149443993
keye'd

Why does the scg look fine during the cricket but terrible for afl? The lower camera platforms make it look like a wafl match.

>>149443960
Getting the crowd involved old school.
https://youtu.be/SMJkgZ2OpCo?si=CraoMlFpz_RdjWVm

>>149444040
i actually get nausea during scg games sometimes it's so bad

>>149444046
Weak.

>>149444002
Corr

2016 gf rematch

>>149444059
Reminder that Duck was the only one who got the Norm voting right

bayey weeyums

>>149444059
this but legal high scoring grand final iykwim haha

>>149444022
I have a 5L tray of vanilla bean ice cream in the freezer I've been into this week. Just made a malted shake that is mostly ice cream.

>>149444053
i lied i don't actually get nauseous it just annoys me

>>149444061
He actually had good insights as a commentator, didn't just repeat the same talking points

I don't rate chad warner he's a poor mans nick daicos.

>>149444068
how much do you weigh?

I'm really being tested today
Need some good for this down bad Friday night

>>149444070
based

>>149444077
Bout 80kgs

Tomorrow night... the eagles SHOCK the world.

>>149444073
both faggots

>>149444077
i don't want to taco bout it

>>149444066
You are a pedophile

>>149444061
crisp bt
>>149444059
haven't had a gf since 2016

>>149444090
but you have heard of me oops meant i still have no criminal convictions champ

Foetus is NIN with testosterone

putting on weight is impossible

Get rid of all free kicks in the ruck that aren't for high contact. Fucking joke.

>>149443979
good call fella

>>149444107
I can hook you up with some food service sized ice cream tubs

>>149444022
Based hedonism feeder. I just had a spicy chicken burger, a double cheeseburger and chips and I'll have two fudge brownies after half time.

>>149444107
based eats once a day poster

whatever this cold that is going around is actually terrible
it feels like my sinuses are packed with glue

grtundy has that same chimpanzee phenotype as gareth bale and the like

You've severely weakened your immune system.

>>149444128
Fuck I've got that one too

>>149444128
i only had 1 sick day last year and had 3 sick days this week alone

>>149444128
based antivaxxer

Caught Browny swearing lads
https://voca.ro/1c3Izmb08kXQ

The skinny cunts I know who struggle to eat food are always the beta / feminine / onions type

i don't get sick often because i don't go outside
which is why when i do get sick i get annoyed because idk where i get it from

how the fuck was that 50?

>>149444118
ice cream is a meme. tbf most food tastes like shit.

>>149444142
not clicking this

Haven't got sick in winter in years, I always get colds in spring

>>149444145
i work at a school and end up touching a dozen kid's ipads each day. i'm surprised i haven't been more sick than I am

>>149444142
He says "fluffed kick"

>>149444147
yeah that was dumb

>>149444148
What kind of joyless fuck doesn't like ice cream? I genuinely don't think I've ever met anyone that doesn't like it. I've met people that say they can't eat it, because they've got faggy digestive systems or something, but even they say they like it, just can't eat it.

got half a mind to take a few beers with me and go for a drive out to Jiliby

not a fan of ice cream, lads

>>149444174
Supremely unbased.

bulldogs are winning

>>149444182
thanks, keep us updated

Darcy is ridiculous.

Is antiicecreamsperg antitradiesperg?

food is shit i only eat because i would otherwise die

>>149444194
now leading 32-23 early in the 2nd quarter

made love to my wife now we are cuddling on the couch watching the footy
a perfect friday night

>>149444210
There's more than one.
I don't like ice cream but I don't have opinion at all about tradies.

>>149444217
that's nice but i'd appreciate it if you kept it to yourself as i'm very miserable

>>149444217
crisp rc

Skills are so low in this game.

>>149444212
Are you antifoodpostersperg?

Cant believe your a school teacher and you post in here. You fucking cunt

>>149444219
What is your ethnic background?

>>149444217
how's she been, mate?

can't be doing with these Sydney set shots

You just get the feeling that the dogs are pulling away in this one

/afl/ and /cric/ is literally the most stability I've ever had in my life

Ohh big tough guy are we? You think its faggy to have stomach problems? You might get stomach problems yourself one day fuckhead

>>149444215
got the expected scoreboard?

>>149444151
same
always felt weird you'd be more likely to get sick when there are less people out

Im really hungry and i want beer

big number soon

>wahhhh i can't put on weight
>but i also don't eat and hate food
why are zoomies like this

>>149444291
i didn't each much when i was younger because i was more focused on punching cones all day

kek Browny seething at the turf

how did this sidney team make it to grand final last year??

>>149444298
In his defence it is in disgraceful nick.

Fuck off gymsperg you fucking faggot

>>149444297
how did you not get the munchies bruv

if you can't consume dairy you are not white

I'm a worthless fucking cunt. Fat fucking embarrassing dumb mess.

>>149444298
he's right to it looks shithouse

>>149444306
They've been missing key players for a large chunk of the season and I think their spirit has been broken after two grand final thumpings. There was always a strong possibility this would be a gap after another bad grand final loss and Longmire stepping away. Injuries just made the problem even worse. Finals will be out of the question if they lose this.

I consume diary all the time but i might pretend that i cant in order to make you even more upset kek

>>149444296
tummy problems are based because it gives you an excuse to spend an hour a day shitting at work

>>149444309
eating makes you sleepy and i did not want to be sleepy

is it too much to fucking ask to get atleast 3 quarters of competition on a friday fucking night

MUH BLOODS

>>149444353
>this is the best match up of the round
This might be the worst fixture in more than 30 years of watching the game.

>7 commentators don't even mention grundy's tap
disgraceful

who wanking they dick off

>>149444374
I only wank once a day and it's not fap time yet.

Papsmear showing these boobs how it's done.

Jordan

JORDAN

SYDNEY GFS SPOTTED

cuties

Sydney might have the prettiest female supporters.

nick daicos

>>149444409
yep this

tfw no sydney supporting gf
or any afl watching gf
or any gf

>>149444425
or any f

If Sydney win the game we will all get GFs

sydneys goalkicking is fucking disgusting, actually makes me want to throw up

>>149444444
Witnessed, on the double

Is Rebecca Gibney related to Reuben Ginbey?

>>149444444
CHECKED

>>149444444
fucking based sexts
i was going to try for the get but glad i didn't bother

>>149444444
PLEASE MAAM REMOVE THE BELT

>>149444444
based, let's go Sydney

Strauchnie is on channel 7 lads

>>149444444
CAM ON SYDNEY

Half Time

>>149444478
Pete Heliar is still doing that?

>>149444478
Channel 7 is way more sovl then kayo, wish I had access to it

>>149444444
SYDNEY SEXTS

>>149444444
fullwogs to win by 6 goals and you all to die kissless, handholdless virgins

>>149444425
>had a big booba pajeeta born in New Delhi but NZ raised gf
>rich as fuck psychologist with Doctor parents
>took her to the SCG to watch the swannies
>she loved it and would pay for tickets from then on
>treated her like shit and lost her
Just fuck my shit up senpai

>>149444444
rolling for new pajeeta gf

>>149444492
Ai slop

>>149444444
It's finally going to happen. I'm going to get a gf

>>149444492
This chick made a post saying she wishes the food truck vid could be scrubbed from the internet.

>>149444482
yeah i don't think he has anything else

>>149444492
you're a fucking cunt

Business idea: the McFart meal

>>149444492
maybe it's wrong but i could never ever see myself with an Indian girl. I just don't find them remotely attractive.

>>149444492
>pajeeta gf

I dont fit in
I've never fit in

>>149444500
She's related to Lewis Hamilton and by extension Formula 1 and /sp/ don't you know
>>149444521
>>149444518
Nixonpilled anons

>>149444540
Why fit in when you were born to stand out!

cities are fucking bullshit
if I could press a button to kill every cunt in sydney I'd press it without even flinching
t. swans customer

why are the players using bikes during the half time break? they're using up energy when they have to play a whole nother half, are they stupid?

up the doggies

>>149444544
My Serena folder is extensive, with many AI porn edits

>>149444549
Standing out just leads to people thinking you're a weirdo and getting bullied.

>>149444580
keep the legs warm or reduce cramps i guess idk

>>149444608
makes no sense

Be careful not to require a blood transfusion lads, you'll really get vampired now they've unbanned gays from injecting their blood into your system
https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/australia-lifts-blood-plasma-donation-ban-for-gay-men/ar-AA1GV0wz

>>149444580
To reduce the risk of strains or tears.

>>149444595
meant for
>>149444500

Lads, Aaron just posted

imagine being so weak you catch a cold from some poofs blood lmao harden up princess

wtf i love sam darcy now

>>149444444
Holy get

>>149444595
serena is NOT for lewd

>>149444622
you'd have better luck drinking a beer and smoking a ciggy IMO

>Check team scores
>Matt Roberts
WTF JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST

uh dogspergbros?

grundy giving english a bath

>>149444623
>>149444595
>with many AI porn edits
Bit rude not to share those ones instead

crazy how kennedy was just given away by the bloosers

I went down the rabbithole of gay poz porn

lol imagine someone psoted the one of her getting food but the food guy is a penis jerking off lol

qt dogs water runner gf

>>149444654
and risk a ban?

i've got a pimple on the inside of my ear

STOP POSTING PICTURES OF MY WIFE

>>149444677
jans would never, NSFW and off-topic cancel out

heenGOD

>>149444690
his sheer mass is too much for the barricade

i gaped my ass with a big black dildo then gooned all night to bbc fucking white guys

>>149444606
Please watch our sport.

one day one of these big retards jumping on their teammates shoulder is going to injure them

>>149444700
Did you really do that or you just joshin’

>>149444444
wtf i love the swans now

sheesh ruck being out things are starting to look grim for the doggies

>>149444238
Anglo/Celtic/Gallic mutt

>>149444687
>>149444696
>tfw no spoiler on /sp/

Unironically why are Sydney called the swans

>>149444718
i want sydney to win now because of >>149444444

Is this, dare I say it, actually a good game?

>>149444700
go pies btw

>>149444723
every year is their swan song

>>149444733
shut the fuck up dude. seirously it's not a funny joke.

>>149444723
the swans live in albert park lake

>>149444736
Based piesperg

>>149444728
first quarter was slop but i admit it's gotten good since

>>149444736
hi piesperg

Im not in the mood to watch football

wtf is the ranga cunt doing

>>149444751
damn i guess wing attack is a real thing after all
>>149444757
getting tagged

You're an absolute fucktard mate

>>149444757
Has Jordon up his ass locking him out.

Today was the last day of The Project if anyone cares.

Good game this

PEENEY

>>149444751
do they eat the other bird after?

>>149444723
Swans are based

>>149444768
I do not.

>>149444768
how did carrie look?

>>149444768
i remember when it started but i wasn't there when it ended because i stopped caring about it like a month after it started

>>149444761
That’s bombirdier fr

>>149444775
ai slop

>>149444780
predatory

so was the project a success?

Bullwogs proving yet again that they can’t match it with good teams (the swans are good)

BROS WE'RE ALL GETTING GFS

>>149444795
NOT YET HE HASN'T

>>149444775
holy shit that's a fucking dinosaur, i had no idea swans were that big

>>149444775
would fucking heem that cunt owner

>>149444792
nice, reckon it wouldn't be half bad if she molested me

I am a hideous human being, without a conscious, uncaring, couldnt give a damn about anyone

>>149444775
some people shouldn't be allowed to own animals
>>149444798
hate that prick for ruining that call

>>149444808
Based zakky b

>>149444775
timmy the swan sperging out cos he saw that chick in the background getting blacked

flat track bullydogs

>>149444808
based dan andrews

>>149444780
nude

Just said kek irl

>>149444830
say "crisp" irl

>>149444830
In front of someone?

if sex is so good why haven't they made sex2?

>>149444858
prostate

listening to white noise

the fuck is up with this broadcast? so bright my eyes are burning

>>149444858
anal la

>>149444858
Isn't that what anal is? Like most sequels it doesn't live up to the original.

>>149444858
They have, you learn about it when you lose your virginity

>>149444869
could gladly go the rest of my life without hearing this piece of shit ever again

>>149444876
What about the 2006 grand final?

doggies look so much better

>>149444845
Nah just my dog

>>149444889
"Most" means some still do. That's one of the exceptions.

it's a strange feeling to be older than most of these players yet i look much younger than them

>open gayo
>click on start "from live"
>starts from the beginning every time
fuck this gay ass app

I have an inflated ego. I need to be brought back to earth.

we will need a new thread

kek harmes what a piece of shit

>>149444913
based bailey smith

>>149444908
based low test anon

>>149444924
seagull behavior

>>149444869
all that i'm hearing from you

>>149444908
it's only getting weirder and weirder for me
almost 30 and the draftees are 12 years younger than me
they don't look that old but some blokes at like 23 look old as fuck

>>149444945
All me

>>149444945
Powerful.

holy KEK the teeth on that guy
>>149444924
scummy as fuck
>>149444938
crisp

The Norwood Reaper is taking no prisoners on Chad Warner's hairline. This is aggressive balding.

Homemade pizzas on pita bread are so goated

if only you could get Jaime Elliot to take your set shots for you amirite haha?

>>149444945
5. Getting blind drunk on the weekend and porking tinder fatties then uninstalling the app in disgust until the next weekend

>>149444962
More like back shots

>>149444964
/r/ThatHappened

>>149444956
him with the golden broccoli hair was only like 1 year ago, it's crazy

i wish gender dymorphism in humans was reversed and women were on average 50-100 cms taller than men and weighed 100 kilos more

make a new one fuckwits

according to Ticketek
>cheapest tick for the SCG is $44
>most expensive is $104

I remember when they used to let you in for free if you were wearing swans colours

>>149444956
He's 24 and norwood 3 at worst. The worst cases of balding in footy players are Jarrad mcveigh, chapman, nathan jones, tom harley and josh walker. All completely bald in their early 20s

>>149445012
>>149445012
>>149445012
get in

Every time I look at the footy the lead see saws by two goals

>>149445008
thank you norwood historian

>>149444945
so true