Why can't messi be as cool as ronaldo?

Because he is under 6 feet LMAO

>>149437758
basically this

imagine tsuuuing when youre 5'4"

>>149437747 (OP)
Messi is a married father who is happy in his relationship. The minute he landed in America he became the spokesperson for a Hardware Store and the sponsor of the Kids Menu at the Hard Rock Cafe.
He's comparatively short compared to defenders and especially creative, so kids have always liked him.
Ronaldo meanwhile looks like some boy band guy. As he ages he gets that Mario Lopez effect where it's clear he is afraid of not looking 20 even when he's 40. He appeals to all those /fit/ guys, all those guys who spend too much on a t-shirt, gay men and men who seem gay but swear they aren't
So Messi is popular with the kids who can imagine being Messi (basically anyone at this point under 30 at this point) and Ronaldo is popular with people who wish they were like Ronaldo (men between 30-45) who saw Ronaldo as this Boy Band Member playing for Manchester United and Real Madrid commanding a huge sum to go between huge clubs. Always a gay rumor but also always a top-level model Girlfriend. To steal a line from a Zombie Simpsons bit about a drunk whale, "The guys wanna be him, the girls think they can change him"
That being said there are plenty of Millennial Messi fans and plenty of Zoomers who worship CR7, but this is 4chan I'll make generalizations.

>>149437747 (OP)
Ronaldo's arrogance makes him cringe.
Messi will always be cooler because he never plays up how good he is. Everyone knows he's a stud. No showmanship needed.

>>149437747 (OP)
Because he’s small and chokes in big moments

>>149437747 (OP)
Why can't ronaldo be as good as messi?

messi needs to be in video games

>>149438513
Probably not a great example since CotW flopped and the celeb cameos forced by the Saudis are considered a contributing factor.

>>149438460
>he never plays up how good he is

>>149437758
FPBP. Manlets are subhuman

>>149438110
Messi is a nobody in America. Seriously no one gives a fuck about him

>>149438736
pfft You act like Ronaldo won any CL after leaving Madrid, dumb jeet.

>>149437758
>>149438773
explain Maradona then

>>149438873

>>149438875
>explain a dead drug addict manlet who probably did drugs to cope with being small

>>149438896
he had more aura than any current footballer
cope

>>149437747 (OP)
He used to be cool. Now he looks like shitty doll after botox injection failure. The best looking Ronaldo was Ronaldo noodle hair at Real Madrid.

>>149438949
He's a cheating manlet burning in hell at the moment.

>>149437747 (OP)
>cool
Ronaldo was seen as a huge crybaby and drama queen, and did very little to change that image by crying both during the '22 WC and last Euros

>>149438979
the thing is he got scammed by some bald fuck and a pajeet named Roshan Ravindran, then Ronaldo refused to pay for the botox treatment since it ruined his face
now pajeet is sueing him for not paying
holy kwab

>>149438979
it looks like someone oiled him up desu

>>149438875
Maradona was better than anyone that came after him.
Pessi and fagnaldo are both ants compared to that cocaine stud who fucked half of Napoli's nightclubs

>>149439124
Remember when Portugal won Euros without him in the final and the crybabies said he's the GOAT now ?
Kurwa kek

both are crybabies

>>149437747 (OP)
He is handsome, tall and hardworking. Pissi is manlet autistic.

>>149442639
>least homosexual Paki

>>149438110
Idk man

>>149438495
When's the last time we saw an actual highlight out of either of these two geriatrics

>>149437758
kek based samefag, you forgot to switch VPN

BOTAFOGO

>>149438783
Who does America give a fuck about other than David Beck-ham ?

Are you joking?
There's nothing cool about Ronaldo, he's a tryhard geek.

GOAT IGOR JESUS!!!

BOTAFOGO > BAYERN MÜNCHEN

>>149438979
Funny thing is everytime ronaldo had noodle hair he won CL, he's kinda lost his mojo without the noodle hair

GOAT IGOR JESUS

>>149438495
Shitty defence and shitty goalkeeper

.BOTAFOGO.

Because 1) he's Argentinian, 2) he's a sociopath, 3) he can't speak English, 4) he doped, 5) he's short, 6) he's autistic (in a bad way), 7) he carries himself as a cunt, 8) he's not a team player, 9) he fucked up every club he played for socially and financially, until Miami because it needed a narcissist, 10) riggitini

>>149437758
You forgot to switch your VPN you fat cunt