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Anonymous Slovenia No.149437747 >>149438110 >>149438460 >>149438465 >>149438495 >>149438979 >>149439124 >>149442639
Why can't messi be as cool as ronaldo?
Anonymous Slovenia No.149437758 >>149437828 >>149438773 >>149438875 >>149444870 >>149466707
Because he is under 6 feet LMAO
Anonymous Romania No.149437828
>>149437758
basically this

imagine tsuuuing when youre 5'4"
Anonymous United States No.149438110 >>149438783 >>149444805
>>149437747 (OP)
Messi is a married father who is happy in his relationship. The minute he landed in America he became the spokesperson for a Hardware Store and the sponsor of the Kids Menu at the Hard Rock Cafe.
He's comparatively short compared to defenders and especially creative, so kids have always liked him.
Ronaldo meanwhile looks like some boy band guy. As he ages he gets that Mario Lopez effect where it's clear he is afraid of not looking 20 even when he's 40. He appeals to all those /fit/ guys, all those guys who spend too much on a t-shirt, gay men and men who seem gay but swear they aren't
So Messi is popular with the kids who can imagine being Messi (basically anyone at this point under 30 at this point) and Ronaldo is popular with people who wish they were like Ronaldo (men between 30-45) who saw Ronaldo as this Boy Band Member playing for Manchester United and Real Madrid commanding a huge sum to go between huge clubs. Always a gay rumor but also always a top-level model Girlfriend. To steal a line from a Zombie Simpsons bit about a drunk whale, "The guys wanna be him, the girls think they can change him"
That being said there are plenty of Millennial Messi fans and plenty of Zoomers who worship CR7, but this is 4chan I'll make generalizations.
Anonymous Canada No.149438460 >>149438736
>>149437747 (OP)
Ronaldo's arrogance makes him cringe.
Messi will always be cooler because he never plays up how good he is. Everyone knows he's a stud. No showmanship needed.
Anonymous United States No.149438465
>>149437747 (OP)
Because he’s small and chokes in big moments
Anonymous Morocco No.149438495 >>149444825 >>149460387
>>149437747 (OP)
Why can't ronaldo be as good as messi?
Anonymous United States No.149438513 >>149438683
messi needs to be in video games
Anonymous Australia No.149438683
>>149438513
Probably not a great example since CotW flopped and the celeb cameos forced by the Saudis are considered a contributing factor.
Anonymous Canada No.149438736 >>149438873
>>149438460
>he never plays up how good he is
Anonymous United States No.149438773 >>149438875
>>149437758
FPBP. Manlets are subhuman
Anonymous United States No.149438783 >>149452103
>>149438110
Messi is a nobody in America. Seriously no one gives a fuck about him
Anonymous Australia No.149438873 >>149438876
>>149438736
pfft You act like Ronaldo won any CL after leaving Madrid, dumb jeet.
Anonymous Spain No.149438875 >>149438896 >>149440119
>>149437758
>>149438773
explain Maradona then
Anonymous Canada No.149438876
>>149438873
Anonymous United States No.149438896 >>149438949
>>149438875
>explain a dead drug addict manlet who probably did drugs to cope with being small
Anonymous Spain No.149438949 >>149439040
>>149438896
he had more aura than any current footballer
cope
Anonymous Australia No.149438979 >>149439176 >>149439288 >>149459632
>>149437747 (OP)
He used to be cool. Now he looks like shitty doll after botox injection failure. The best looking Ronaldo was Ronaldo noodle hair at Real Madrid.
Anonymous United States No.149439040
>>149438949
He's a cheating manlet burning in hell at the moment.
Anonymous Poland No.149439124 >>149440141
>>149437747 (OP)
>cool
Ronaldo was seen as a huge crybaby and drama queen, and did very little to change that image by crying both during the '22 WC and last Euros
Anonymous Australia No.149439176
>>149438979
the thing is he got scammed by some bald fuck and a pajeet named Roshan Ravindran, then Ronaldo refused to pay for the botox treatment since it ruined his face
now pajeet is sueing him for not paying
holy kwab
Anonymous Argentina No.149439288
>>149438979
it looks like someone oiled him up desu
Anonymous Poland No.149440119
>>149438875
Maradona was better than anyone that came after him.
Pessi and fagnaldo are both ants compared to that cocaine stud who fucked half of Napoli's nightclubs
Anonymous Poland No.149440141
>>149439124
Remember when Portugal won Euros without him in the final and the crybabies said he's the GOAT now ?
Kurwa kek
Anonymous Australia No.149440328
both are crybabies
Anonymous Pakistan No.149442639 >>149443390
>>149437747 (OP)
He is handsome, tall and hardworking. Pissi is manlet autistic.
Anonymous Egypt No.149443390
>>149442639
>least homosexual Paki
Anonymous United States No.149444805
>>149438110
Idk man
Anonymous United States No.149444825
>>149438495
When's the last time we saw an actual highlight out of either of these two geriatrics
Anonymous Argentina No.149444870
>>149437758
kek based samefag, you forgot to switch VPN
Anonymous Brazil No.149451475
BOTAFOGO
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149452103
>>149438783
Who does America give a fuck about other than David Beck-ham ?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149452992
Are you joking?
There's nothing cool about Ronaldo, he's a tryhard geek.
Anonymous Brazil No.149454977
GOAT IGOR JESUS!!!
Anonymous Brazil No.149457763
BOTAFOGO > BAYERN MÜNCHEN
Anonymous Indonesia No.149459632
>>149438979
Funny thing is everytime ronaldo had noodle hair he won CL, he's kinda lost his mojo without the noodle hair
Anonymous Brazil No.149459743
GOAT IGOR JESUS
Anonymous Poland No.149460387
>>149438495
Shitty defence and shitty goalkeeper
Anonymous Brazil No.149461605
.BOTAFOGO.
Anonymous Norway No.149465301
Because 1) he's Argentinian, 2) he's a sociopath, 3) he can't speak English, 4) he doped, 5) he's short, 6) he's autistic (in a bad way), 7) he carries himself as a cunt, 8) he's not a team player, 9) he fucked up every club he played for socially and financially, until Miami because it needed a narcissist, 10) riggitini
Anonymous Netherlands No.149466707
>>149437758
You forgot to switch your VPN you fat cunt