RB Salzburg - Real Madrid (pre)match thread

Why aren't you sleeping, europoor? edition

Real Madrid Squad
>Courtois; Alexander-Arnold, Rüdiger, Huijsen, Fran García; Valverde, Tchouameni, Bellingham; Arda Güler, Gonzalo & Vinicius.

>>149438817 (OP)
Xabi finished Pajeetgo finally

>>149438817 (OP)
>Why aren't you sleeping, europoor?
my gf was throating me until 2 mins ago now she's in the shower

>>149438862
Ancelotti era is finally buried. Now it's time to ack Vinicius

>>149438817 (OP)
Finally a coach that dares to bench the pajet.

>6 out of 11 are white (white enough at least)
H E A L I N G

>>149438889
>Doesn't post her feet

>>149438817 (OP)
Grim

Imagine Franco scoring against Barca.

>>149439610
They supported Franco, they would feel betrayed

>>149439350
trent and jude are honorary white

>>149439610
friendly fire

>>149439350
>6 out of 11 are white (white enough at least)
>H E A L I N G
JUDE is American white

>>149439350
>(white enough at least)
grim

RB Salzburg Squad

>Goalkeeper is the Sub-21 team goalkeeper
what did they mean by this?

>Heavy rain, not electric storm yet
but
>a 30 minutes delay if a thunder appears
wew

Shiny things happening

>>149439802
Comfy

>>149438817 (OP)
I only know two names in that picture.

And the referee is from... Mauritania

>>149438862
Brutal, he himself asked the board to let him leave

Vini

>>149439784
>Diabete
Sweet

>>149439872
no he didn't

>>149439869
Meu Deus. What the hell is going on with the genetic makeup of those people? The kid in the bottom left of the top picture straight-up has skin of a different tone grafted onto his face.

>Boca (heh) and Real Madrid were the only teams who sold out their matches
If Madrid poops tonight, Club World Cup will be in shambles

>>149439921
B- but according to transferfeed dot com...
https://www.transferfeed.com/transfers/rodrygo-real-madrid/285184

He looks... worried

>>149439893
Fofo
Cute
Kawaii

>>149439784
>Baidoo

>>149439893
hello

>me doing screencaps of the game

>>149439893
>>149439944
>>149439969
>if only you knew how bad things really are

>>149439941
>1h ago
maybe he changed opinions after Xabi benching his ass but before he didn't want to leave

so if al hilal wins and real-salzburg tie they are in?

>>149439996
yeah.. that's why I said brutal

>>149439869
You just know that Salzburg fan really supports Barcelona

>>149438817 (OP)
Sleep???

>>149440033

we're actually playing with 3 cb

What are they asking, 90 mill for Rodrygo? I'd rather have Eze

>>149440019
Hey, Moroccanon, I almost forgot to ask you about your latest escapades with your machete in the Atlas Mountains today. Did any heads roll this time?

Real Madrid pandering to their American fanbase by wearing the away kit I see.

MONO

Damn Xabiball is starting to work

>Madrid playing with 3 DCs
good, but I would prefer Huijsen in the middle of them instead of Tchoumeme

Teams shouldn't have kits in colors that have nothing to do with the colors on their emblem.

This dark gray kit is bad.

>>149440060
they asked £70million for casemiro and some retard club paid for him

>>149438817 (OP)
>me LF stream

Redpill me on just how bad DA AZN is with my info /spuh/

huh?

>Crossing FC

>>149440064

good luck to both teams

>>149440099
Their classic black away kit was cool

>>149440128
Don't worry, champ. You'll get them next time!

dale Salzburgo

VINI VINI VINI

>Monicius
The weak link

KWAB PATHETIC VINI

>ACK

Salzburg will do nothing

he's so finished cannot even run anymore

What the fuck is RB Salzburg doing here anyway?

>>149440213
that pass was high and shit

>>149440223
They need to win to avoid citeee

>>149440242
Mbappe scores that

That Gonzalo guy is extraordinaire.

shit ref again

HOLY FUCK VINI YOU ARE USELESS

Can't believe you idiots fell for vini is better than mbappe meme. He is shit

Gonzalobros...

>>149439893
NO TRENZAS (BRAIDS)
THIS IS THE REAL VINI
HATTRICK INCOMING

>>149440271
send him to Oviedo and keep gonzalo

>>149440245
M

>>149440233
They're another of Infantino's friends aka FIFA DEI initiative
>How did Salzburg reach the Club World Cup? Salzburg's performances in the UEFA Champions League over the past four years was the qualifying factor for this competition via the UEFA ranking pathway.

MONO

Alright welcome to Al Hilal

M

Vini is literally and metaphorically burned

>>149438817 (OP)
Sell vini and rodrygo.
Right now

Nice from garcia
vini again

>mili-seconds before disaster

Nigga sell vini and buy isak

>Penisius

>>149440214
Aieeeeee

>>149439969
>How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?

>>149440286
He missed his chance to scam the saudis when they offered him that 1 billion contract, they won't pay nearly that much anymore after his decline became clearly irreversible.

vini neguebinha mode is back

Banan

what if ...

can't wait for the inevitable 1-0 by Salzburg into busparking for the rest of the game and Real being OUT
lmao

ALHAMDULILLAH

holy shit, pachuca got raped by al hilal lmaaa

>>149440342
Shut up retard

>CWC
Al Hilal [1] - Pachuca 0

Real are playing a good possession game tb h but they need to prove it against a big team

>METIO UNA BANANA AL AREA
NOOOOOOO
DAZN
NOOOOOOO PUEDES DECIR ESO

>>149440351
They have to touch the ball first for that

>>149440341
>narrator
>"Metio una banana al area"
kek

>>149440358
based chile webms

>>149440358
Allah akbar

>>149440353
I'm not sure why the Pachuca/Leon owners picked Pachuca to stay when Leon was in better form going into this

>>149440358

>>149440358
>Saudi beating Argentina again (in qualifying for RO16)
Is this the new meta?

>no le hablaron y se lo comieron de atras
kek sorin lewd

Where is my boy Mbappé ? Still buck broken ?

>>149440377
goool salzburg

>saltsberg

>>149440358
>>149440377
mog vini to oblivion

if real loses are they out

>>149440389
He is showing how useless madrid is without him

only got one beer left...

>>149440389
He's getting porked by well-endowed trannies at the hotel. He'll be sore for a couple of days.

>baidu

It's Rudigeover

>>149440389
suffering from anemia from passive sodomy with a troon

Digits and this dumb animal dies on the pitch

Yea Gonzalo is better than Endrick

>>149440404
He really is one of us

GONZALO THE NEW RAUL

>>149440398
They really can't score without him

*mf doom music starts playing*

>>149440416
>>149440420
Gonzalo is pure soul

Garcia is doing better than vini
and vini can be easily replaced by mbop

gonzalo kinda goated wit it

>>149440414
lightning strike

>>149440414
rerroll but a shooting and a player dead

Think Madrid plan for this season is pretty clear
Get rid of the Brazilians

has to be the most uncomfy thread ive ever been in i hope everyone loses 10-0
>>149440006
>>149440397

TWICE NENE TWICE

BWAHAHAH PERO ESTE NENÉ QUE COÑO HACE

>>149440449
now watch me whip

Too bad for Gonzalo RM hate their homegrown players

>Raining
>Cooling break

lmao what a retarded black individual

>Hydration break
>It's raining
Explain

>it's raining
>cooling break
>you know, we sell those minutes to POWERADE

>cooling break in this weather
Eurosisters….

>>149440462
What do you want them to do, drink the rain?

>>149440416
>>149440420
Why the fuck they keep buying frauds when their youth players end up being better

wonder if he undertands what's Xabi saying...

>>149440457
it's so they can get an ad break in

It's a banana break.

Is this the only thread so far? Wtf?

>>149440449
>Pene

>>149440457
It’s just an ad break they sold to powerade

>>149440462
>>149440468
Aamericans need the ad breaks for their jewish masters

>>149440457
Why are Koreans so much better than white skanks

>garcia talking/planning with bellingham
mmm it doesn't look for brazilians

Arda is playing well dictating the tempo. He's being a bit conservative, but is distributing well, has made no mistakes, and has put a couple good passes in the last third. He may be able to do it.

Cooling break so they show the hotti-ews

>>149440477
>"YOU GOTTA PEEL THEM LIKE A BANANA"
>"a banana?"
>"Yes"
>"eek okk"

>>149440481
No there's another >>149439360

>>149440484
>>149440496
hey bro, I think somebody took a shit on your flag

I hope the based true white people from Áustria send back the sarracens of spain.

>>149440490
>>149440484
>>149440468
>>149440464
>>149440462

I wonder what the players themselves think of the cooling break. Do they like it? Do they think it's utter woke nonsense? Now I'm curious

what a boring mach... are they gassed rom playing at 36 celsius every 3 days or just dont care for this mikey mouse tournament?

>>149440474
When buying a player they also think about the country size they originate from, for tv rights it's better to have a bunch of foreign players from big countries as they bet on the audience what watches them grow
like now with Mastantuono (argentinian) there will be a good chunk of argentinians watching madrid games
merch sells as well

>>149440515
Ass is too big

>>149440526
Bicha.

Madrid won't win anything under alonso and his shitty 5-3-2 formation. Should've got arteta or iraola.

>>149440513
I think they like it. They can rest a bit and actually listen to the coach

>Playing with a 5 in the back
Madrid is really afraid of RED BVLL or something?

>black man in madrid down
>no fault
kek based Mauritanian racist referee

>>149440535
>win anything
>arteta or iraola

>>149440526
>t. mr gay

>there's a player named GAAH DOO

Madrid are just not build for pressing and possession

>>149440535
Why not the god of europe league?

>>149440535
i agree with you in principal but you're wrong

KWAB FRAN YOU WEREN'T DEFENDING YOU DUMBFUCK

>>149440550
Already proven he can't make it at a big club (psg)

>>149440557
PSG os shit, bro.

>>149440545

WHAT IS AMERICA DOING???? ITS RAINING AND THE GAME DIDNT STOP???? ARE THEY TRYING TO MURDER THE PLAYERS????

M O N O
O
N
O

Racism lost

APOLOGIZE
P
O
L
O
G
I
Z
E

>>149440564
He had one of the most stacked squads in the world and still flopped

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VINI VINI VINI VINI
REDEMPTION

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damn
apologies...

He really is the king of the jungle

GOL DE VINI

APOLOGIZE

APOLOGIZE

O MONICIUS

APOLOGIZE

3 matches in and Vini is already playing well again. Not just the goal, but he's going back to be a team player.

Mete lo dificil pero no lo facil

>the city of red bull

I'M SORRY VINI SAMA

>>149440535
PECHO FRIO

>>149440575

El malvadon!

>>149440569
I missed the goal because of those legs FUCK

Doesnt matter
Sell vini

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSiHqxgE2d0&list=RDuSiHqxgE2d0
MO-NO-MO-NO-MO-NO-MO

>all those Mexicans in the crowd
What gives, thought this was being played in Philadelphia?

>>149440477
>"Just score some facking goals m8"

I never seen a spanish player from madrid that makes me think "yeah hes the best in that spot" all dei choices

That black leipzig cb completely misread the run

>CWC
Real Madrid [1] - Salzburg 0

>>149440618
Quintessentially Iberian.

>>149440615
philly is a black city chud

There's no way someone lile me who knpws lowtiergod can watch this game with a straight face when the narrators are saying GAAHDOO every 30 seconds

>>149440623
Nice pase

>Valverde slapping the post so hard it sound
top kek

>>149440606
Racism is defeated...

doubters lost

kekekeke.
you can sell him now

How much did florentino pay to make sure it rained today?

>>149440611
Worth it. You can watch replays of the goals, but you will only look at those legs for the first time once.

digits

>>149440623

>>149440648
>you can start the lightning now

I won’t apologize to vini bc I never doubted him

da colaj so far

images wanted

>All those pennants
NFC east is a meme division kek

Real madrids kit sexy af ngl

Goal showed vini last season should have played AS THE FUCKIN STRIKER NOT MBAPPE YOU FUCKING ABUELOTTI

>>149440630
So why is it full of pool cleaners?

>>149440656
You're right, I'll stay here watching long Asian legs in stockings until 5am and it will be worth it

>>149440519
No it's definitely because Madrid staff think the player is a good fit for the team when they are not. Third worlders bandwagon winning teams. Do guatemalans and indians expect one of their own players to make to Madrid? No but they bandwagon Madrid because they win.

IT'S OVER ENERGY DRINK FANS

Red Bull sisters...

I apologize vini

Vini god...

APOLOGIZE

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Yeah we're winning this tournament

>>149440666
Told you

>>149440691
Dumbass

KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO

VINI MASTER CLASS

And another!

Is too much quality together

These Red Bull teams are so useless

Vinicius? More like... pfft no I can't... it's too good.................. PFFT MONICIUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW CHUD

FEDE FEDE FEDE FEDE FEDE FEDE FEDE

red bull should've sent Leipzig baka

>>149440672
This match truly is showing that Real had most of the pieces already there for a balanced team.

This redbull team is garbage lmao

red bull? more like raped bitch lmao

>CWC
Salzburg 0 - Real Madrid [2]

>>149440691
Florentino didn't sign an argentinian in 10 years because Higuaín lost 2 CL semi-finals and Di Maria wanted more money and Florentino sold him out

Wheres mbrappe? Also this confirms rodrygo is leaving

WITH THIS 2 GOALD DIFFERENCE AL HILAL IS 2ND and will play manchester city

BORING match just end it and go to semifinals already.

I prefer monster mango loco anyway

>>149440744
that was my nickname in high school

Manchester City is not that strong.

>>149440748
Vini is class. Mbappe should be sold to Saudis

>>149440751
goal difference doesn't matter, salzburg are out if they lose no matter what

>>149440739
What having a coach does

How in the world was Guler not a starter under Carletto?

>>149438817 (OP)
O HEXIMA O HEXIMA
O HEXIMA O HEXIMA
O HEXIMA O HEXIMA
O HEXIMA O HEXIMA
O HEXIMA O HEXIMA

Huijsen could play as a defensive midfielder.

>>149440757
Based and same

>>149440764
Ancelotti had the old school mentality of experinced players > youth players. That's why he rarely started young players

>>149440748

>>149440764
He went full senile

>DAZN option in japanese
I found my stream for the 2nd time

>>149440764
senility

Just thinking what this tournament could have been with the likes of Barca, Liverpool, fuck even Arsenal, double fuck even Newcastle. Fifa really missed a trick. Btw, why are only English teams and a few continental teams interesting anymore? Even the top Italian teams are pretty boring now. Sad!

>>149440613
>tf
>tp

>>149440774
he does that already, Rudiger and Tchouameni stay back while he goes to the midfield with the ball
As long as we play with 3 cb we don't even need a new midfielder

>spanish press pumping that Ceballos will play tonight instead of Guler
KWAB I hate journos so much it's surreal

garn bottleo anyone want anything?

top kek

>>149440818
nihao, no thanks.

Imagine hiring John obi mikel as a pundit. Retard doesn't know a thing about football.

>>149440808
>Newcastle

He's doing good
Why do you need Carrera?

Thank you Xabi-sama for trusting the youth, with Ancelotti Madrid was heading for another year without winning anything.

>>149440814
He's sided to the left so he can pass Vinicius on the run too

>>149440843
we still need a replacement to Mendiddy anyway

>>149440808
This was the trial run, they couldn't make it too big and spread themselves too thin. Depending on how the knockout stages (and especially the final ofc) go, they are considering expanding it and increase the country cap for the next one, which will obviously favor Spain and England

>beer guy on the background
soul

>>149440808
yes fellow customer i also need the big money name recognition clubs to enjoy

>>149440808
You can only have 2 teams max per country in Europe i think

>>149440862
so you want a 100 team tournament that lasts 2 months? or just a champions league light?

Unedited pic of Monicius after scoring

>niggas hyping up players on their performance vs a Austrian club

>>149440843
He only appears to be performing well because he’s a defensive left back, and so far, Madrid hasn’t faced any strong attacking teams (he sucks against them)

>>149440891
my ancestor...

>>149440882
Mexibro pls. I already masturbated.

GOATICIUS

>>149440838
Newcastle are soul and more interesting than any team in Spain outside of the big 3

>>149440862
Just don't have a country cap, just bring the top 16 teams in Europe regardless of country

>>149440743
Hey, they beat Feyenoord in CL this year you know...

>>149440902
You literally live in a white country

>>149440921
i know in England oil clubs are considered the norm but nobody outside your island (goat fuckers aside) shares your thoughts

>>149440921
Newcastle are more soul than the Spain Big 3 too

>>149440921
>Newcastle are soul and more interesting than any team in Spain outside of the big 3
I'm not so sure, prefer Bilbao myself.

>>149440913
Gypsy fuck off. No one wants you here. Go try and scam somewhere else

>>149440926
We all come from the same place, anon. We have Monicius blood running through our veins. His goals are our goals and his misses are our misses.

>>149440880
Yeah that's the problem

>>149440874
>trying to pretend he wouldn't have watched Liverpool or barca over Porto and Salzburg in this tournament
look at this dude

>>149440921
>Newcastle are soul

>>149440929
I like when you get uppity, makes it more funny when you get slapped down every year kek

>>149440948
now that is a woman. not like those plastic asian bitches those faggots were posting just now

>>149440929
Nobody cares about Sevilla or Sociedad, dude

>>149440940
okay, Bilbao are based

>>149440929
The top 2 last season aren't oil clubs

>>149440962
My team has same Champions Leagues as your entire league sit down, microbe

I was raped and abused...

>>149440899
>Fran Garcia
>Defensive
Holy fuck you are joking right? Kek that guy can't defend to save his life. Carlo was so scared of Saka he had to put Old man Alaba at LB instead.

>>149440943
I've cursed your entire lineage for that comment

>>149440882
48 teams is what is being discussed

>>149440975
wholesome

>>149440957
>why isn't the club world cup just all the big uefa champions league clubs????

>>149440969
wanna know how i know youre melanine is above 90% ?

Frens, a homeless guy left a gas can full of gas outside my building today. Instead of the cap, he stuffed paper towels in it that were soaked with gas and it was directly in the sun on a hot day. I sat next to it for 10 minutes not thinking anything until my neighbor yelled at me. Did I almost die?

>>149440981
>>149440276
>NO BRAIDS
>WINS

Alexander-Arnold is Lucas Vasquez level

>>149440997
>Holy fuck you are joking right?
No read the last line of my post, he's supposed to be a defensive LB but he sucks at it

>>149440998
Your kind is only good for scamming and stealing.

>>149440994
Your team is a fraudulant shitstain and a cancer to football. Sit down and shut the fuck up.

>>149441006
>Posts a plastic bitch doing a cringy dance.

>>149441003
Uh yeah? Why wouldn't you have the best teams from each continent? That's the whole point

>>149441020
I read it, I was just astounded at seeing defensive and Fran Garcia in the same sentence.

fucking vini not passing gonzalo when he was going forward

Wait this whole time I thought this was leipzig wtf

>>149441033
not an argument, talk to me when your team has at least 7 champions league, there's a reason you're awake at 2 am watching your dad play

BASED COURTOIS
FUCKING TCHOUMEME

>>149441036

>>149440948
she's texting me

Even Fran Garcia is being pretty solid

>>149441078
That's my goat.

>>149441063
the 2 teams rule fucked up this so much they ended choosing an austrian team to play, kek

>>149441063
know your red bulls

>>149440808
>Even the top Italian teams are pretty boring now.
>now

>Bellendham

>>149441049
How autistic are you? You think that uefa should have 15 clubs just to pique your interest? It sounds like you simply don't care for the concept of a world cup and just want a best-teams-in-your opinion-cup consisting mostly of uefa clubs--that's called the champions league

>>149441079
>>149440969

>>149440994
https://youtu.be/-dbGJlFFdus?feature=shared
https://youtube.com/shorts/ibVYOl_I-YA?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/qTpFG4s2L5s?feature=shared
https://youtu.be/ptUqab-RBEw?feature=shared
and so on, Chelsea's 2013 run was more legitimate than Madrid's 15 ucl victories combined

2012*

>>149441115
Assblasted moor cule watching Madrid play at 3 am KWAB

>>149441099
No I think they should have the best 12 teams which would automatically pique my interest. Retard

I love when anons argue over asinine shit

MODRIC

it should consist of the 32 teams with the highest combined player rating on fifa

i get there's 2 teams per region limit (for some reason they don't care about Brazil having 4)
But why did they choose Austria over Netherlands the fuck

>>149441167
Aka GOD

>>149441143
Best according to what? Only 2024-25 performance? Arsenal never win shit, newcastle has literally never won a thing ever until this year, and barca and liverpool have similarly been weak over the years until this year

Mosquera is such a natural rudiger replacement but they're letting him go to arsenal

RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER RUDIOVER

>Ceballos in
OH FUCK NO HE JUST GOING IN CIRCLES AND PASS BACK, FUCK OFF

>pajeetgo in
it's over

>>149441180
This is the kid I was telling you about

>Do a meme attack coming back from injury
>Injures himself
kwab based Rudiger retard

In my humble opinion, Fifa should throw darts at a board with the names of all teams written on it, and choose who will compete this way.

>>149441180
he looks like a survivor from a genocide

do you guys think FIFA rigged this so that real would be number 1 and al hilal be number 2?
al hiilal owners are big sponsors of the tourny

>>149441173
According to how well they perform in Europe over the last 4 years with no country cap

>>149441180
>Modric hobo looks
soul

AGAIN NENE AGAIN

>>149441127
0 treble

>>149441203
He was a kid during the Balkan Wars

>>149440994
>all of them are legit championships

>>149441204
>big sponsors
literally 1000$M for this so Saudi Arabia gets 2034 WC

bro salzburg having a terrible day, not even the tap in went in

>>149441204
I've only witnessed some rigging in one IM game

are u guys going to sleep after this or just staying up?
>>149441225
did u place a bet on both like u said Hagi? I didnt dare to place a bet on Al hilal but i did on madrid.

>>149441235
i usually go to sleep at 6 am

>>149441235
I'll go to the garden until the weather is comfy.

>>149441208
Again, so not a world cup. The competition is country based in nature

Bruh

>OH N-

holy save

>>149441235
I'm not the hagi romanian so i did not bet
>>149441242
El nini basado

what a save by bellingham

dejate pasar jude
ENTER RODRYGO

>>149441223

>>149441235
I stay awake until 7-8am
I wake up at 4pm, some days at 6pm

Everyone is playing like they are enjoying themselves.

>rodrygo has the face of a pajeet and the hair of a ngubu

What lab created him?

>>149441262
What is this retardation? It is what it is. Great point

Also, San Jacobo in

>>149441276
is the right one doing a blowjob gesture?

>>149441282
Yakub

Trent isn't that bad

>>149441289
A heart but she seems to be autistic

Xabi told them to only pass with the heel or what

I'm sick fuck I knew I should have gotten that booster

Madrid will struggle in Europe without a natural striker.

>>149441332
They have Gonzalo Garcia

Salzburg n.23 is playing well.

>>149441332
remember me who won the golden boot

>>149441332
rumor has it they are buying gyokoroes

Great-Aunt of Gonzalo Diaz was Rita Hayworth btw

>>149441286
You simply don't appreciate the balancing nature of club and country, which is fine, but saying that the club the world cup would be better if it were less like a club world cup just means you want something else. Like going to a steakhouse and it would be better with hotdogs

These salzburg niggas are obsessed with wasting chances.

gadUUUUU

the giganigga

>>149441344
Gyokeres had the most G/A in Europe but the weighting robbed him of the golden boot

AGAIN :Laughing emoji: salzburg...

>>149441347
If they kick all the brazilians they should

>>149441217
I thought only serbs were NATO'D

>>149441337
the GG man

>commentator calling Rodrygo Vini Jr twice in same play
KEK'D

>>149441362
and at his first he fails miserably

I thought glock are reliable at hitting the target

GET RODRYGO FUCKING OUT

>Jamón

>>149441391
I hope Rodrygo never finds out it. Poor dude would be devastated.

Good lord. Even 2amany is playing great. Xabi hype was justified.

>>149441391
They came from the same jungle.

So we can all agree that trent is a massive flop. Xabi should've bought frimpong, he's 10x the player.

>>149441406
yes alexander-arnold and Tchoumeme unlocked themselves

>>149441347
Gyokeres cannot score from headers, Xabi wants someone like Joselu

>>149441419
Madrid need to face a stronger opponent to make a better assessment

>>149441065
Jet lag, no other reason.
>talk to me when
No thanks, shitstain.

huijsen my goat

>>149441429
doesnt exist atm. nearest thing is the guy u already got garcia uptop.
i did see some rumors liking to that osasuna striker Budimir. Hes a beast at headers and can finish with his left foot but soooo slow and offers nothing else.

>no cooler break in 2nd half
soulless

>>149441449
There's Woltemade
>Hes a beast at headers and can finish with his left foot but soooo slow and offers nothing else
Joselu was same, as long as he can play 20 mins and score you a couple of tap ins thats enough is not like he's gonna start

POWERADE dint pay for a second cooling break

GET HIM OUT THE TEAM NOW

>>149441461
21ºC and raining in philadephia city

>slurp

>GOATZALO

GOLZALO

Dean Huijsen what a player what a signing but where's carreras tho?

What a finishing, just like Raul.

>>149441115
Based truth teller.

GONZALO BLANCO

Finally
GONZALO

what a goal

this rm shirt looks pretty sick

What a finish

Im praying that monicius dies in his sleep tonight.

>>149441007
It's still there? Blow that shit up

Hala Madrid

Endrick is on suicide watch

>>149441276
>Esa bandera ya no vale felizmente

endrick btfo

Raul Regen let's goo
But what about endrick?

Endrick welcome to....?

GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO GOLZALO

RODRYGO BTFO
ENDRICK ON SUICIDE WATCH

Madridbros we are officially BACK

madridistas really are the worst fans, just zero loyalty

>>149441474
so Alonso wants a tall fucker that can win headers to escape pressure, even tough Goncalo Garcia is a pretty good at header and better at the other stuff?

>CWC
Salzburg 0 - Real Madrid [3]

I missed the goal. Can based ukrainebro post it?

My mother asked me if the animals were cleaned. I said Gonzalo. She got mad cuz she knew the goat wasn’t washed.

>>149441508
>>149441511
Who?

>>149441349
She made him score, ghost powers

>>149441514
Endrick is bad, he's only about physical strenght. Gonçalo is more skillful.

>>149439690
>>149439648

Wasn't R. Madrid the state team at the time?

>>149441526
Thanks for the webm, bro

>memedrygo
lol

>>149441528
ba dum tiss :D

brahim lol

>>149441527
>ukrainebro
He's piloting drones at this time

Fuck off to Arsenal already pajeetdrygo

Austria had some really good matches in the euro last summer. Why are their teams so shit?

>>149441526
that defense tho

>>149441545
;D

>>149441524
well he wanted that before the CWC now with Gonzalo becoming Raul prime i guess it might not be needed anymore

kwab that's for passing Rodrygo you fucking moor

>>149441526

>>149441540
No, Barça was the fascist team, Atletico de Madrid the Franco team (cause military founded), Real Madrid was in fact the most republican one

Bellingham and trent are by far the best players in this team. Followed by huijsen and courtois. England/premier league with the best talent ID as usual.

#staywinning

>>149441587
This, but the opposite.

>>149441587
You're just seething because we took Trent + the best CB prospect in the world from you kwab

>>149441587
Yes and for that Rodrygo will play in the premier league next season
#staywinning

>>149441583
So madrid is the most based? I dont see a lot of swastikas or other white power gestures?

We might be able to finally get rid of Morata Spainbros, Gonzalo is bringing us la segunda

>>149441536
Goncalo Garcia scored not Goncalo Diaz

Tchoumeme in god mode

>>149441587
Absolutely mate. Let these foreigners know the truth that our football is and always will be superior

>>149441593
You took mosquera?

>>149441596
For the team that humiliated madrid? Lol

>>149441613
Yes please

>>149441587
Thanks, we can win the 16th now

>>149441605
whatever, is gonzalo

>>149441576
That black guy in defense is so shit.

>>149441613
bruh, there's a reason he plays for the Spain u21 and not the main team is that supposed to be a flex? only Valencia fans rate him

Pretty slurpy match despite the result.

>superior player

>>149441583
lmao that's what your tv channel want everyone to believe, no wonder you are the most hated in spain

>>149440882
WORLD LEAGUE

END OF THE MATCH, JUVENTUS - REAL MADRID NEXT IN MIAMI

hey thats not the bernabeu

Life since i don't have to watch Ancelotti terrorismball anymore

WTF IS THIS

>>149441663
Did the winner get leaked already?

>>149441663
The rig is in

>>149441655

>>149441639
>Superior gentleman

pachuca bros...we got kwabbed on 2-0 by arabs

>>149441663
Hmmmm

>>149441587
Excellent post. Inevitable replies, like flies around shit.

>>149441621
Arsenal are signing eze not rodrygo. Check the news.

>>149441663
grim

>>149441663

>>149441576
Such a beautiful goal

>>149441663
FKK YOU FOR SPOILERS