>Lap:
#7956

>Countdown to Ostrich GP:
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>Previous thread:
>>149434549

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
211 (210 starts)

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
240 (237 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 198 (+12)
NOR: 176 (+0)
VER: 155 (+18)
RUS: 136 (+25)
LEC: 104 (+10)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 374 (+12)
Mercedes: 199 (+40)
Ferrari: 183 (+18)
Red Bull RBPT: 162 (+18)
Williams Mercedes: 55 (+1)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 646.57 (+54.47)
HAM: 617.28 (+45.53)
NOR: 611.75 (+93.77)

>News:
FP1 in 17 bings
Norris says he needs to make fewer mistakes
'Circumstances not ideal' - Carlos Sainz rules out FIA presidency bid
Red Bull and Ferrari upgrades could prove crucial in Austria
FIA makes F1 driving standards and penalty guidelines public
Max Verstappen gets different race engineer as Gianpiero Lambiase misses Austrian GP
Andrea Kimi Antonelli would have "felt guilty" for quitting school because of F1
Charles Leclerc “probably” won’t like driving F1’s “less enjoyable” 2026 cars
Franco Colapinto expected to remain in F1 with Alpine for now
Hamilton tempers expectations on Ferrari upgrades: "Fingers crossed it's better than we hope"
George Russell calls for “six-figure” protest deposits to make teams “think twice”

lando noballs

>>149444642 (OP)
>didn't include the news about GP missing this race
uh oh

i've finally accepted lando is the good guy and i hope he wins the gp

When will leclerc have HIS first child?

>>149444674
>Max Verstappen gets different race engineer as Gianpiero Lambiase misses Austrian GP

I call for George Russell's death

>>149444684
i knew already >>149444085

>>149444714
>words words words
oof

>>149444681
He's already got one

edd

>>149444726
just learn to read my illiterate friend

>dunne in an f1 car
deary me how many millions in damages are we about to see

dun dun dun

>>149444759
about tree fiddy

I FUARKING LOVE GEORGE RUSSELL

DUNNE DUNNE DUNNE

>>149444782

Let's go Norris!!!

>Austrians still insisting T2 is a real corner

we gaan...

>>149444699
>words words words
oof

>reading
what is that

>>149444782
happy imagining-being-his-maid-and-getting-fucked flip

Be sure to capture some pitlane slag screenshots lads.

>>149444699
>new engineer fucks up
>max gets 1 penalty point

lmao he'll be out of Red Bull before the weekend is over if this happens

>>149444642 (OP)
Do they actually drink Monster

>>149444853
They slurp it.

NORRIS IS DUNNE

>>149444853
Yeah lando has been spotted slurping on many different colours of monster

someday /f1/ will finally give hamilton the respect he deserves

I hope hamilton crashes

@149444881 stale

>dünn - tornello
there you go

for me, its deano

god awful f1tv commentary as always

Dunne was cucked from 88. What a shame

>>149444364
damn bratty girl needs correction

lots of bottoming

>piastri
>88
>dunne
>89
nice, sack norris already

>>149444929
>>piastri
>>88
if this >>149444674 is you as well, it's not going well today for you
piastri used 81, freund

not this fucking wop again

Why are we this early? Old thread still has 8 to go.

austria NOW

digits for Dunne to destroy landos car

>>149444981
I'm in Greece mate

>>149444993
>legs 404
simon brown career change

remember that f1® has partnered (gay) with kitkat®?
well, bort shows up in an advert now
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1938368443805278208/pu/vid/avc1/720x1280/ItvPahUaDaSbiDCU.mp4

this might be one of the worst editions

>yugi

>>149445032
>might
it already surpassed the french love thread and we're just 52 posts in

>>149444668
I hope he gets lost in the wilderness

>>149444642 (OP)
how much semen per can?

let the rookies drive you cowards

>>149445066
2-300

>>149444642 (OP)
>Zero sugar

>>149445062
same

>HAM BEG

>>149445126
no ERR :(

>>149444782
t.

>FP1
>Both Ferraris already fucked
Well I'm sure you'll get 'em next time tifosi!

>>149445018
>chocolato
pronounced chocolaachoo btw

>>149444681
(((Elkann))) wont allow it
Cant have the whites get any reproductive ideas now

>>149445153
The good driver hasn't been on track yet!

death to m*rcedes as always

>Sam Collins: I have heard from engineers that there are some drivers on the grid who are really not good at providing technical feedback
Who is he talking about?

>>149445178
oh you know...

>>149445178
Hamilton and Tsunoda come in mind

>>149445185
wasn't one of red bull's copes for replacing Lawson with Tsunoda that Tsunoda provided better feedback?

>>149445178
this shouldn't be a surprise - drivers arent engineers. as long as they can describe what the car is doing, a competent engineer should be able to translate that to a setup or information for the other engineers to work with

Just heard on Sky:
>Remember at the beginning of the ground effect era, when we had all that porpoising?
>And now, the cars are all completely straight as an arrow, no more bouncing!
>It's amazing that the teams were able to do this without ANY regulation change
LMAO what??? What the fuck is this historical revisionism? Did they completely forget about Toto complaining so much about muh driver safety that the ride height had to be increased for all teams, effectively ruining the ground effect and making closer racing impossible?

HAMILTON BEG DONE

nandobros...

D A V I D E
A
V
I
D
E

dumb old man facing the wrong way

>>>>stro-
uh doesn't count

>>149445160
>kitkat
kiche kache

>>149445198
When they originally picked Lawson over Yuki yes, since then he's apparently improved which I could believe was just him realizing he should cool it on the typical Japanese reservedness

>>149445178
Son of law
Strulovitch
Neekeri
Colapiss

>does the worst outlap perfectly
Fernando is the GOAT

>>149445223
>reservedness
>yugi who swears like a trucker

>Redbull its on their last Aero Upgrades
ITS OVER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>149444681
You mean his first legal child?

>>149445185
they come in mind do they

>>149445242
They are focusing on development for next year when they will be 80hp down with a ford and fighting for p15

>>149445209
yes, death to sk*, death to br*ts, death to t*rger etc

>>149445242
the whole point of deliberately wasting their second seat is to maximize aero development time for the 2026/2027 cars

MARKO
THE SEAT

>>149445279
Hadjar already has the best red bull seat

>Dino in a Ferarri
Very fitting

>>149445276
>sandbagging for more aero time
People have been using this cope for 2 seasons now

>>149445241
Japs can still get angry, they're just not known for being confrontational

MUELLER SEXO

>>149445279
he dun want it

DUN DUN DUN

>>149445198
hmm I feel like it's more because Lawson was pure shit

>dunne right behind ps3
what is norris thinking right now

>the mclaren is a rocket for anyone in it
what a surprise

if you're watching sky sport (italia) you can hear charles talk in italian
hot tbdesu

Might as well keep Dunne in that car

>>149445350
Truly the spiritual successor to the illegal Mercedes cars

t*tger fuck off
t*rger go home
t*rger go die

Is PS3 a bum or is Dunne elite

what's going on here

Russell gonna win WDC isnt it

>>149445376
Racism

>>149445376
the inverse of >>149445350

>>149445369
Dunne is a madlad, I bet he's pushing like crazy

>>149445348
>what is norris thinking right now
Same as always, nothing

>>149445369
Dunne is a lot like Norris
He has good pace but he does dumb shit during races
He managed to wipe out half the field in Monaco

>>149445359
ToT

rare 2025 shot of mike krack

lmao, goblando already exposed

Hulkbros...what if Bortoleto gets a podium before him?

>>149445403
I haven't seen mike krack since 2023

>Russel reports rain

>>149445388
>He managed to wipe out half the field in Monaco
I've missed a real chaos agent like kmag this season

NARB gets paid by liberty every time he sends a "its raining" radio message

>Bosnian parents
>driver tag is "beg"
bit racist

>>149444642 (OP)
>makes Max the GOD of F1 racing
>makes himself the has-been villain
What did Sir Lewis mean by this?

It's scarry that if George keeps this up he could start clapping both mclels abd max

Come on heavy rain pls

>>149445425
/f1/'s RDS is on another level in since Spain and Canada

how will norris cope with this?

>>149445442
dont ask me how I know this but he'll have PU issues mid race

did that middle aged white dude in the crowd pull that hot young Asian chick?

>>149445460
he can't.

binotto spotted

>>149445449
that's hecking dangerous, red flag now

>>149445449

DUN faster then ANT

or mclel is easy to drive or dunne is a based retard.

>>149445490
kek it looks like he is hugging the other guy from beind

>>149445484
THE WALL

>>149445474
based saboteur

>Barnard 4th in the FE standings, only 9 points of second with multiple podiums and poles in his rookie year
>Dunne right behind PS3, Leading F2 and had that amazing Imola masterclass
It's over, isn't it Lando sisters...

>>149445144
wish i had a niecewife

>>149445509
I'm Dunne here

>>149445403
reference for the snipers

>>149445504
The mclaren is just that good and braindead easy to drive

>oh golly gosh just look how good Dunne is, on such a difficult circuit, it's totally not the car being on rails or anything
How retarded do they think everyone is?

that was really boring, I don't think I'll stay up and watch the next practice

B*TTAS FUCK OFF

amx in the mclel would deliver 2014 merc performances every race

>>149445553
Norrisfags already boilin' and bubblin'

>no VER DUN
aw

>>149445563
This, fuck the broadcast director for showing him at every fucking session.

>>149445563
careful...

>>149445563
ok, I need to ask now, why do you hate Bottas so much?

>>149445520
He's going to Ferrari

goblando exposed and he didn't even got into the car yet.

>>149445582
he's Ricciardo light
>lmao my pale white ass, so funny

>>149445590
He's gonna be on some Senna shit on fp2. Watch.

>Dunne P4
>Goblando "attacked" by Andrea

>>149445592
this + him gladly taking any subservient role at mercedes
disgusting

Quite a lot of extremely fit girls in their early/mid 20s working in F1 these days. Lots of insta clout in it for them I reckon. Honestly mental how easy your life is if you are an attractive girl with a level of intelligence/competence comparable with an average bloke. The keys to the kingdom, can do literally anything you want in life.

I've seen enough
put Dunne in the second red bull

>>149445350
remember when in the hecking most dominant car ever the 2023 RB the rookies were backmarkers in fp1 behind other teams rookies

>>149445781
Too bad you'd have to deal with inequality, harassment and glass ceilings

>>149445795
>RB putting in shitters to make the main drivers look better

>>149445799
they could solve that by not being DISGUSTING WHOOOOOORES

>>149445801
one of the shitters is doing quite well this season

HE SAID ONE DAY YOU LEAVE THIS WORLD BEHIND
SO LIVE A LIVE YOU WILL REMEMBER
MY FATHER TOLD ME WHEN I WAS JUST A CHILD
THESE ARE THE NIGHTS THAT NEVER DIEEE
MY FATHER TOLD ME

>>149445781
>the average bloke is capable of being an f1 engineer

>>149445799

>Nikita Johnson in F3

platinum driver gary paffett

>>149445350
>>149445795
>using FP1 as a true performance indicator
lmao

>RB shitting themselves with "lets suck verstappens cock" approach
mclel is simbly better team.

>>149445845
mmm
source?

moustache

UGO UGO P3

>>149445895
tall motherfucker btw

>>149445891
paedophile
future convicted child sex offender

Are any of the F3 shitters worth a damn?

>>149445928
nothing about F1 in the current day is worth a damn. I just pretend to care.

Holy shit, Super Mario is in attendance

>>149445927
OR dedicated basher of nonces

>>149445960
OR neglectful fathers

>>149444758
TL;DR

who will get the award, friends?

brad pitt btfo

>>149446033
they reviewbombed it because there weren't enough wahmen in powerful roles

>>149446033
Trash movie, wasted my time watching it yesterday. Ford vs Ferrari is still the GOAT race kino

>itoddlers

>>149446025
I bet that Edd could take it whole and there still would be a wiggle space

>>149446033
Were the racing scenes not even good?

>>149446025
ollie is built for this trophy

>>149446042
you love being a victim so much?

>itoddlers
>pc screenshot
pols r dum

>>149445822
But they break the glass ceilings by being massive whores

Ugu Uguchugu

UGO NOOOOOOO

ugobros..

>>149446078
Oogaboogabros..

dumb fuck oonga boonga fuck off

Ugochugabuga

uwu

>>149446090
nou nou nou nou nou

>car is black
hhehehehe

When did Prema become so shit?

Brad Pitt? More like Bad Pitstop LOL!

tall motherfucker btw

camara's washed..?

>>149446072
>06B4CDB2-6EC0-49D3-83EF-D(...).png
>pc screenshot
he posted it from itoy

>>149446046
That was the last movie I saw in theatres. Loved it, too bad it reminded me on how scummy of a business Ford is.

let's go wurz jr

>>149446120
I wish iZoomers would fuck off

tsolov's brooding looks

f2 quali or spa24 superpole?

>arguing over who is the worse subhuman phone poster

>>149446168
fkino quali is like 15mins

>>149446170
Die faggot

another week, another race where ruslel won't do shit with the fastest car

>>149446292
but russell won in Canada

>>149446284
slightly aggressive there mukhtar

>>149446284
That was really mean and uncalled for

>>149446356
not even third in the wdc, bro

>>149446356

>>149446046
You spelled Le Mans (1971) wrong.

i recognize some of these names

hot take: ferrari was better than ford v ferrari

Minì

Oliver Bearman was born in May 2005. In the summer of 2005, Axel F by Crazy Frog spent eight consecutive weeks at no. 1 in the UK Singles Chart

>>149446432
>ferrari was better than ford v ferrari

>>149446383
and?
he had the fastest car in Canada and won, contrary to your shit statement

Dunne is a shitter again

>>149446432
Well yeah, Ferrari had internationally acclaimed and beloved actress Sarah Gadon in it

>>149446477
doesn't change the fact that ford v ferrari was dumbed-down goyslop that treats its audience like cattle unable to handle nuance and subtlety

>>149446432
It barley had any racing it was just a bunch of trashy drama

audio from drone shots is really annoying

soooo, the potato eater was p4, this is kinda of embarrasing for the goblin
does irvine count as a potato eater? we already had this conversation but im kinda stupid and forgot the conclusion we reached

>>149446477
Who the fuck approves this animation lol

>explosions in baku
oh no, another one about to get cancelled

>>149446610
Deserved

marquezbros..

go mini!

>>149446610
Going drinking tonight, prepare for the worst

>this is gonna be close folks, they're on the final straight and coming to the line IT'S MINI, MAINI, MO ...NTOYA!

>>149446610
regular explosions or unusual explosions?

>>149446477
Why did the crowd just stand there waiting to get impaled?

>>149446585
me

>>149446757
The plastic bags flying around formed up in a huge ball due to static electricty, reached critical mass and achieved fission

Lewis isn't ever having a child of his own, lol. He doesn't strike me as that kind of guy.

I could totally see him adopting a kid from an impoverished country or something after he retires from F1 though, assuming he retires before he's like 50, haha

>>149446805
That poor kid is getting diddled by homolton and his handlers

>>149446805
I don't know but if he ever has a son, I bet he names him Lewis Hamilton Jr.

>>149446805
>he doesn't strike me as that kind of gay
Same
Rocoe is all he needs

>>149446805
That makes sense, two dudes can't have kids.

>Only one year until homolton revelas what happened in 2016
Can't wait to hear about the raycysm lads

>>149446862
>raycysm
what is this spelling supposed to sygnyfy

>>149446610
good

What would Hamilton, a 7time WDC do after he retire from F1 ? Rossi literally just chilling out and do GT3 races

>>149446974
>chilling out
i don't know about chilling, he often gets fucked in wec

>>149446974
hamilton lost the wdc in a car that won the wcc, bro

>that ferrari girl
I need an Austrian gf bros

actual race control message from spa
>CAR 34 STOPPED T13 - DRIVER OK

>>149446974
finally start that music career

Are there any woman in Germany named “Alice”? This has been a thought swimming in my head since pre-covid.

How will Norris respond to the threat to his seat Dunne set up.

DUN DUN DUN

>cgi tyres
>cgi track
bitch ass bullshit

>>149447078
the only way he knows how

>no crofty weekend
ummmm based??!!

>>149447032
he is ok

>Lando is resiliant

Here we go again

>ded bull

>vcarb sabotaging lelson

Will goblando choke this weekend?

>>149447190
he will just be slow

He's back.

>>149444925

STROLL!!!

Mercedes would be my favorite team if they got rid of NARB.

>>149447238
Franz Herman replacing NARB and then winning another WDC in Mercedes would be the funniest thing

>>149447227
nahwl, it's not true, everyone else is sandbagging

>>149447269

Shut the fuck up Karun

>>149447285
holy dead bull

>Norizz fastest
Its jover...

>no crofty
>trash on track team stays
you just can't win

>6 LEC
>15 HAM
is there still something on the table? question?

It's nice of SKY to allow Mekies to run an F1 team on the side

The cars are simply too big.

Why is amx burning a set of softs already?

>>149447328
trust the plan

>lekek

>lekek

>LEKEK

>>149447329
meant for >>149447324

>leshit

>>149447328
they are just confirming that this weekend is over
dead bull

>enjoying the update, lads?

ferrari moment

>lechuck

must be the wind

Get Hamilton out of this fucking sport already, holy shit

Attempted murder

>hamilton in the way again

surely he can't keep getting away with this

>hamilton trying to kill NARG

lmao

>poois

hamilton oopsie moment

send shamilton to the nursing home

mclaren on superpole btw

>>149447387
>these people
based NARG?

>it's poois so it's ok
i'm tired

I can't see the Sauber as anything but a My Team car from F1 2020 with that paint job

>I have no pace
>goes 4th fastest

neekeri

>>149447401
4th fastest vs fastest is like 180cm vs 185cm (5f11in vs 6ft) or a mile away in f1

based excited Valsecchi with a belly rub

>goblando going for more irrational gaps
Learned nothing I see

>>149447407
chuck le fuckin idiot

Is this good value?

nando's a fucking weakmind during practice

>>149447387

kek did you hear commentators on f1tv

Dead Bull

>>149447443
Do YOU have a preference on holes?

any of you gonna watch PSC practise later?

>no harm done. no harm done this time

>>149447431
>tv
i don't know enuff about tellys to tell you if it's worth or not
>playstation
free when pretending to be homosexual for a night

>>149444642 (OP)
What does that taste like?

fun fact: this is still on the table

>leech f1tv off family
no issues
>pay for f1tv myself
not a single session without it randomly stopping

>>149447464
It claims to be "Melon Yuzu flavor"

>>149447456
No I'm taking my dog out for a walk on the trail later

gimi
question

>>149447483
>melon yuzu
wtf kind of flavor is that?

cheatlaren

>>149447499
maybe later

>>149447483
>yuzu's melons
Sounds delicious, will try.

>>149447511
with titts like hers who needs shcool

>>149444642 (OP)
still haven't found this shit in the shops. cunt lando.

fun fact: this is still on the table

#mclarencheats

>>149447511
>>149447503

>>149447511
Damn, Austrian girls look like that?

every time they mention tire degredation and how these softs are only good for one lap I want to explode in rage at how utterly dogshit the tires are in this "sport"
tire makers should be making tires to be as long lasting and durable as possible to push tech not making them shit on purpose

>>149447520
whore

>>149447511
Those are quite large

>he dunne good
Tiocfaidh ár fuckin lá, a chairde.

>>149447514
>gimi
That's Quick Nick

>>149447509
>tastes like lemon and grapefruit

fun fact: this is still a table

>>149447511
yummo wagging hsgf

>>149447550
not bad except its faggotry zero sugar, all zero sugar drinks taste like inferior versions of the normal versions

I used to hate McLaren because cheat car but I'm warming up to them. Both drivers seem cool and if they built a better car then good for them.

>>149447509
Japanese fruit supposed to very frefreshing

>>149447511
i'm sorry teacher is there some way i can make up for it?

>>149447511
Do Austrian still go to school in the summer?

Tsunoda likes the car slippery, too much so?

>>149447550
grapefruit, j a p a n

>>149447567
I only like drivers with extra zest

fun fact: this is

>>149447594
Big Hamilton fan?

Sweet nubian goddess

>>149447550
This fruit keeps on trending.
>>149447564
This but in reverse. Sugary drinks are too sweet, sugar free is much better.

I think the Earth's atmosphere should be thicker, the air is already uncomfortably thin at 800 meters

>>149447627
pretty thick over in my room, had a massive fart just now,they should go driving here

>>149447578
Is it just me or are girls' tits getting bigger?

>>149447615
Oh yes

>>149447635
What's the term for black karens?

>>149447627
Yes, thicker is better.

>>149447635
Oh look its generic negress #7825

>thought ferrari might have a shot in austria
I hope they wheel fred and lewis off to the retirement home together

>>149447654
bliggers

>Indian strategiest
>7 eleven sponsor

>>149447642
food and water full of hormones

>>149447642
it's the estrogen they add in the tapwater

>>149447656
fat tits don't count

>>149447359
Male pregnancy

>>149447668
7 11? The Japanese company? What about them?
Stop trying to be racist CHUD

>>149447642
>>149447676
>>149447677
Thank god. I love big tits so much it's unreal.

>>149447678
Fuck you

>>149447635
missing a vowel or two

>>149447642
no she's the only titty chick in that pciture

>>149447678
Check flag, that's normal around here unfortunately

Name a bigger cuckold in F1

>>149447689
>Fuck you.
That is a bit GAY if I do say so myself.

>>149447635
>even her nostrils are pyramids
kangz confirmed

>>149447710

dead bull

>>149447642
I wanted to say all kids mature quicker now but then I remembered that webm with American highschoolers in the 90s and they looked past 30 years old.

D E A D B U L L

>>149447642
They are still way too small. It annoys me when some harlot boasts about D-cups when they are the national average.

>>149447676
>>149447677
I think the estrogen is pissed out by all the women being on birth control

>>149447710
another huezilian who almost deded in 2009

>>149444642 (OP)
i hope lando monster will be available in my place

>>149447635
>>149447713
wypipo cant triforce

>>149447710

>>149447743
>D cups
>national average
I can accept some polish exports of average chicks, even C cups

>>149447770
Don't slavs generally have big tits?

Death to R*d B*ll

>>149447773
they are either stick thin with barbie doll tiny waists or built like brick shithouses

TOTAL DEADBULL DEAD
DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD

SHINE SHINE SHINE SHINE SHINE SHINE SHINE SHINE SHINE SHINE SHINE SHINE SHINE SHINE SHINE SHINE

ferrarisisters which year is your year?

>>149447808
sadly we spent all our years between 2000 and 2008

I don’t have a year, Netherlander.

>>149447808
2004 was pretty gud

Why do they make all the commentators wear those gay aprons?

>>149447826
pozboi globohomo humiliation rituals

>karun again
MAKE IT STOP

>>149447808
for me its 2000

>>149447724
Did Barichello get assblasted as a teammate by one of the luckiest DWC winners in history?

Disturbing Lewis Hamilton facts:
He’s black.

>>149447855

>>149445062
kill yourself

>>149447817
Take me back.

>>149447855
disgusting!

strollbros... this is our time...

rest in piece dead bull

>>149447902
>Aston Martin were unsalvageable shit at the start of the season
>Newey has breakfast with the aero team twice
>The car is now best of the rest
If Newey can do that with a breakfast chat, then I can see Stroller being WDC next season.

My only thought after watching the F1 movie is that Max must be Sir Lewis' favorite driver. Max is shown much more than any other driver and is constantly presented as this unstoppable force

>>149447855
worse, half
>>149447929
der unterhund

>>149447431
>ps5 slim
lol
it's a console at the end of its gen
why would you get one now, and a slim version no less

Being teased with dead bull not dying to tyre deg on race day? This is propaganda.

>Verstappen engineer
Foreign yet somehow familiar.

>>149447929
>Max is shown much more than any other driver and is constantly presented as this unstoppable force
So it's realistic?

>>149447929
You mean he's constantly shown keeping pace with a black and gold Alpine

TSU status?

>>149447947
retardo's engineer

>>149447808
1984

>dead bull
>deadlonso
>deadrarri
>cheatlaren

>STR P4
>ALO P9
lol wtf

Why isn't GP there anyway?

not looking good for yugi-chan.

>>149447986
He has a date with ur mom

>>149447986
You should ask Toto

>>149447986
personal circumstances

>>149447929
>Max is shown much more than any other driver and is constantly presented as this unstoppable force

I mean, it was filmed in the 2023 season so isn't exactly wrong

>>149447967
It's Tsunover, will be driving for Rahal Letterman Lanigan Racing in Indycar

>NOR PIA VER

>>149447994
Having GP as a stepdad would be cool. Imagine all the free Red Bull shit you could get.

>>149447986
Shitter fatigue

>>149448011
HAMBOTVER's second coming

>lockstappen

I fucking TOLD you cunts. Piastri is fucking EXPOSED. Norris will body him on Sunday.

>amx

>>149447986
Just sick of it all

>>149448057
piastri pole, nowins might even crash
nowins won't improve in Q3, the same as every weekend

>>149448057
It's ok you can stop trying to jinx now, Lando is finished after Canada

>>149447972
No, Mark's engineer.

strollhaters AWFULLY silent right now

I'm watching the f1™ movie right now and it's so uninteresting
brad pitt is apparently battling with a red bull I assume it's perez and then randomly with an aston martin and then he has a pit stop and battles with hamilton and they then they crash
it's so boring

>>149448057
If goblando drives like he did last year here, then I'm afraid further exposure is coming

>>149446284
Hey my slightly bloodthirsty Afghan friend

>>149448108
As usual in cases like this

>fp didn't even get the thread to bump
grimi

>ynr penelope kvyat

>>149448185
yes 4chan is dead

>>149448185
Nobody crashed

>>149448153
Sonny Hayes deserves more respect anon.
There is a reason he is currently testing for Mclaren, maybe a title challenge in 26?

>>149448169
Why is narg in this picture?

>>149448169
Shoey is such a disgusting tradition. Only anglos would be proud of it.

>>149448185
windies would want a few wickets very soon don't you reckon mon

>womeme pit crew
lmfao

>>149448191
Thanks

>>149448169
>get your one (1) and only podium
>let yourself get shoey'd
grim

>>149448206
bardering eye queem tabla x

eternal death to:
red bull
racing bulls
mercedes
mclaren
williams
aston martin
alpine
haas
kick sauber

Penelope Kvyat is such a hot wo

>>149447431
They tell you right here.
>>149447940
>slim at the end of it's gen
Next gen of consoles are at least 2 years away.

>>149447985
its over, the 22 qualy kill streak ends here

lmfao this is a parody

>>149448254
not even the moab, alobros the old man should just go home

>>149448153
I'm gonna see it with my dad, is it at least passable popcorn entertainment?

>>149447564
>all zero sugar drinks taste like inferior versions of the normal versions
trvkelear bomb

>>149447564
when i was a kid i enjoyed more the light cocacola than the regular one
i try now to not drink cocacola, but when i do i drink regular

>>149447564
I've researched this a while back, but apparently in a percentage of people the artificial sweetners will also hit the bitterness receptors.

>>149448307
What's your favourite soft drink these days

>>149448278
maybe
but it's feels like watching race highlights one of the other, the rest is just crappy sport movie drama
i saw 2 'career ending crashes'™ so far one with hamilton, 1 with brad pitt

>>149446284
https://youtu.be/9gEQhcL0y-w?si=26yCZsLg6F_JF6r6

for some reason in this movie a newcomer team is fighting for a race win in abu dhabi

>>149448312
I don't know about bitterness but diet sodas all have the same taste to me and it's not good

>>149448370
Do any of the drivers have any speaking roles or feature prominently in non-speaking roles outside of the car?

>>149448204
>>149448217
>go to F1A as Aurelias mechanic
>she wins a race
>volunteer for a shoey as a joke
hahah that would be so funny

>>149448411
>Do any of the drivers have any speaking roles or feature prominently in non-speaking roles outside of the car?
this and also, does it look as ugly in theaters as every trailer makes it look lighting/color-wise?

>>149448312
>>149448409
It's the aftertaste that kills them for me.
No idea why artificial sweeteners all have that effect but they do.

>>149448369
i only drink water, monster when i need to wake up, but very rarely, and sometimes cocacola when im eating outside

>>149448411
i started fast forwarding because it's a french dub camrip but i don't think i saw any real drivers speaking so far

Yeah, Hamilton's movie is literally complete and utter shit

>braddu pittu wins daytona 24h
>doesn't even show up for the podium
ebin
and they showed like he was driving the whole night lol

>narb causing a collision
all right

>>149448458
should have been GIGA KUBICA imho

young braddu pittu

lmfao the final race is literally an abu dhabi 21 what if
you can't make this shit up

porsche supermarketing series starting

>>149448506
errrmmmmmmm, some of us are waiting till the movie is torreantable

>>149448487
>HYS
Why wasn't it HAY?

>>149448505
Schumacherbros..............
Barichellobros........

kek and hamilwog literally does his signature understeer to crash move lmfao

>>149448591
>>149448591

>>149448549
his dad was HYS probably, that's why he chose HAY

>>149448490
yellow car sexo

>>149447074
Yes, it’s a common German name iirc. The head of the AfD (German right-wing party) is named Alice, for example.