Thread 149445012

the thread
swans vs bulldogs on now
pic mostly unrelated but still afl related

>made a huge mistake today
What do?

Heeney is based.

heeney is easily the best player in the comp

heeneys shitty tattoo is so bad

>>149445027
blame someone else
it surely wasn't your fault, in fact it never is.

>>149445008
Gary Ablett Jnr.
2007 (23) he had hair, 2008 (24) he was bald.

swans

isuck peeney

>>149445012 (OP)
why the FUCK did you use this pic?

i need a latina gf (wife)

PAWGS

>>149445022
>Looking towards the camera
You just know she knows.

>>149445051
When Apple releases a sex toy be like

>>149445047
Traded his hair for talent.

the queen of adelaide, palace thorley

>>149445065
I would trade my hair for wealth.

IF either of these teams play a final this year...
THEN they would get brutally arseraped.

do you guys ever enter competitions like say one that's on a packet of chips or a drink you bought?
have you or someone you know ever won?

HEAVE HO UNNA

>>149445090
nice try glowie

>>149445090
mate's mate won 20mil lotto

>>149445065
>Be a hardcore Christian
>Realise you are the anti-Samson
Wonder if that troubles him.

>>149445090
A kid knew used to enter all the k zone comps and would often win prizes

me and the misso

Kate McCarthy goes BANG on the old sexist North chuds that won't go to the premiership reunion

IS IT GRUNDY?

IT'S GRUNDY!

grundy.... GRUNDY... goal.

ripper goal by grundy

>>149445128
norf too poor to organise two celebration events

why is a hip won like 6 months ago being celebrated now anyway?

>>149445127
dunno who's uglier

it was weird as a kid how chris judd suddenly turned up in 2007 without hair and then gary ablett did the same the following year

>>149445152
the PED they were using prolly caused hair loss

>>149445127
>budgy smuggler brand trunks
Hipster/10.

umpball time

one year all the cats had big hair like a metal band

>>149445158
Advantage?

>>149445152
one year this will be chad and... who?

>>149445104
Is it not written
>if your hair should cause you to fumble, cut it off for it is better to enter into GOAThood bald than be cast into ressies with a sick mullet

>>149445166
Got a pic?

>strikeout and vipleague streams dead
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>149445186
for good? or just down temporarily?

>>149445186
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Wish I had friends to play video games with

>>149445186
livetv dot sx until they back

That era was great for chromedomes
>Judd
>Gaz
>Hall
>Chapman
>Harley

Did not expect this game to end up this good after that first quarter.

>>149445197
>>149445205
Cp don't click

>>149445220
fuck up

>new stat, speed of ball, takes into account
>time to dispose the footy
>raw distance of disposal
>distance towards goal of disposal

why not consider the effectiveness of the disposal? Doesn't matter how fast you move the ball if you keep turning it over

>>149445217
yep looked dogshit at the start gotten very good since half time

>>149445186
Half the internet seems down or slow atm. What's going on?

>>149445217
It's a snoozer. Bulldogs have been leading from start to finish.

First team to 100 usually wins.

>dogs are going to win
gfbros....

>>149445234
Swans have taken the lead a few times but every time they take the lead or close the gap seems like Dogs kick a good one and take away their momentum.

>>149445228
Chief said exactly this, fucking adhd zoomer stat

>>149445205
fucking based thankyou

>>149445232
Test running the u-16 social media ban hardware.

lobb is going fucking feral wew

>>149445232
WW3 is cyber

>>149445250
Feetchads, how do you deal with little toes?

save it for juh, rory

Why are those two dogspergs always so angry?

THESE TWO TEAMS

>>149445260
>fought for/with/in something that doesn't exist in reality
crisp spook of the zeitgeist

>start fight over nothing
>go down instantly
francis is a fuckwit

>>149445270
it's their mick

>>149445268
That's just a long combover.

>>149445232
bezos is getting married.

>>149445268
looks so weird

>>149445265
with my mouth

might wank after this game

>>149445299
Same

saving my semen for tomorrows prostate milk

I might be a wanker but I won't wank

gee

you just get the feeling

the ground really is fucked up on that end

Lads, Tim just posted

>Kick the ball to the other team when you're trying to leave your defence
>x30
Great game.

>>149445325
>>149445332
>>149445333
Yes mate

What stupid fukken ump call will ruin this ending?

Gulden is a super kick.

>Miss
>Miss
>Miss

when it's cold i always feel like wanking much less

bet the scumpires will let shitney win because the afl is terrified of losing the new souf fails audience

>>149445367
Same

>>149445367
yep lay in bed hand holding the telephone freezes then i have to swap and the cold hand to warm penor alwyas makes him shrink

Cringe commentary from Hudson

>>149445367
>Not liking the sensation of a frozen hand
It's like you dislike corpses. Sicko.

does anyone want to cuddle me?

Lads, Hayden just posted

>>149445391
yeah did the producers just tell him to start yelling or what

Imagine wasting half the time remaining to hit the post.

Didn't want to win anyways

lol

lads, hayden just posted

Set shots have killed them. Cost them the game. Fuck you, Swans, mentally fragile defectives.

i mean it's a perfect stamp on the end of this game
hits the fucking post from an easy set shot - Sydney Swans

HAHAHAHA YOU ARE NEVER GETTING A GF

>kick bad
>lose
classic

>>149445397
not me i dont

none of us are getting gfs

Bad kicking is bad football.

umpballed hard

It doesn't mean we WILL get a gf
It only means we MAY get a gf
Ultimately it's up to us

>>149445427
i was getting nervous there for a sec

>>149445420
Get plenty of GFs, but always ends up with someone else.
t. Sydney

footy media gonna have a field day with the ground though. cunts falling over left right and center like they were playing in the rain

Bad kicking at goal has ruined so many games this season. Even as a neutral they suck all the drama out of the game.

SONS OF THE UMPS
FREE KICKS MORE AND MORE

>>149445420
You can still get one on your own accord, we just don't get one given to us now.
Because of the Swans.
Fuck you, Swans.

>>149445457
cry more shitney poof

>>149445445
ikwym
ha

Did you legends enjoy the footy tonight?

Sydney comfortably won expected score. Robbed really.

>>149445468
I don't want to talk about it

>>149445468
Nope my bet lost

>>149445447
I'd way rather play in slop than that turf tonight. No one could kick in confidence. The turd was slipping beneath them not to mention how hold it was to just keep their feet. Legit dangerous.

>>149445468
Hope your wife's business is going well, Karl.

fuck the swans suck
would rather kill myself than support such a worthless team
longer grand final drought than st kilda btw

>>149445468
Good match, bad finish.

Do you guys know of any comfy tv shows to make the suicidal thoughts go away

If you can't kick you can't play.

Who's this bloke with the cardboard mouth talking on ch7?

>>149445491
?

>Chaired off and guard of honour from both teams
>250 games

>>149445491
Sydney won in 2012 zoomer

>>149445498
for me it's shows with a Sherlock Holmes character

>>149445515
I only came to Australia in 2018. Nothing but heartache following the local team.

>>149445498
Legend of the Galactic Heroes

>>149445499
miss this version of ginni

>>149445527
>I only came to Australia in 2018
From where?

>>149445498
dope thief

Shitscrays red sleeves and collar is such a dogfuck look, their rodney eade era jumper was peak

>>149445536
Djibouti

>>149445498
Kanchigai no Atelier Meister.
Absolute brainless fun slop, comfy but so stupid you don't get depressed by the the protagonist ending up with a harem.

>>149445536
Senegal.

>>149445468
nah those blocking frees on Grundy, mills overstepping free and a million others were giga umpball
call must have come down from the top to get le bont over the line

What’s with the media glazing the bulldogs

>start slow then sing the song faster and faster
why does every team do this

>>149445536
Guinea-Bissau

>>149445564
idk they looked really good tonight though
maybe they are the preordained grand finalists this year?

>>149445536
Chad

>>149445569
It's a plebocratic humiliation ritual and they want to get it over with as quickly as possible

>>149445253
Is this legit?

>>149445536
China cunt

>>149445536
Democratic Republic of the Congo

90 minnies til criggy

>>149445554
>>149445561
>>149445570
>>149445578
>>149445584
>>149445586
You all have to go back.

>>149445498
Trainspotting. Choose life.

>>149445587
i wanna watch more england vs india but looks like bumrah is out so it should be an easy win for the brits

just racked up 3 (you)s lads

>4chan is about to be inundated with u16 auscunts
top kek

>>149445515
the gap from 1933-2005 is the longest flag drought ever including the aints who took 60+ years to get their only flag

>>149445536
India

found out about an insanely elite dessert anyone can make at home, an absolute legit gamechanger. don't want to mention it by name because word will get out about it and normies and reddit types will ruin it

>>149445498
I enjoy watching old Crimewatch UK episodes

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLfJCRuWuqtvduG7yvopxhUAyLa9U6eWMd

>>149445615
Any dessert can be made at home.

>>149445605
England are going do to the same thing soon.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr5v2lz5vl6o

>>149445498
bro'town

>>149445630
no cap but these all came in because anti-israel sentiment was starting to trend on tikktok

Only 5 of my 16 great-great grandparents were born in australia

This general is obscure as fuck. No one knows that this general exists. If we all tripped up right now it would reveal that theres like 11 of us in here.

>>149445498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T15O2WGzRp0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=452pvjzlpmI

>>149445661
this is one of my fav Pratchett books

>>149445639
It's going to keep trending even harder. Can't put a lid on it now.

wtf was prick shartyns problem?
https://youtu.be/XESOFqTssTA?t=1363

>>149445652
>No one knows that this general exists
What does this even mean

>>149445661
>>149445671
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_qB4veiVVI

/alf/ used to top out at around 30 ips back when the counter was visible

When I used to post on /asp/ and /tv/ I didnt know there was a /afl/ general, I had no clue, I probably discovered this place during the olympics because I would have come to /sp/ during the olympics. When I forst came here I didnt think you retards were funny at all, but I kept coming back.

>>149445707
Literally 50-60 usually

balding bros please shave your head for the love of god you're not fooling anyone

>>149445720
>Give up, you'll never win
I'm a fighter, m8.

balding bros please keep what hair you have for the love of god you look even worse completely bald

>>149445715
this but the london olympics

>>149445730
this poster lies do not listen to him

>>149445717
There is not 50 posters in this general, not even close.

>>149445720
>for the love of god
you cookie-cutter zoomers don't even believe in god

>>149445715
Everyone on all the aus generals on this site knows about /afl/

>>149445730
>tfw balding
>have a misshapen head that will be totally exposed when bald
>also have a couple of ugly moles under the hair as well
It's not fair ;_;

>>149445740
Didn’t say there was, but there was ALWAYS over 50 unique ips per thread

>>149445743
All 4 of them?

>>149445750
No there wasnt

>>149445761
Ok whatever I know I’m right

>>149445730
>you look even worse completely bald
attractiveness studies have shown this is not the case at all
it goes
>hair >> shaved >>>>>>>> receding/balding
but shaved heads rate highest in perceived dominance, strength and confidence.

Recent study showed people with shaved heads are perceived as less trustworthy

i've been searching for an easy way
to escape the cold light of day
i've been high and i've been low
but i've got nowhere else to go

>>149445615
Créme brûlée?

>caring about hairlines
https://youtu.be/331kyZ9OXMc

>caring about what women think
https://youtu.be/jqYQU9kERLQ

Still farting my guts out.

>>149445821
no

started having protein shakes now my dockies are like twice the size

twenty beers and creed's one last breath playing loud
yep, heaven

if you can still afford alcohol then you're not doing too bad

>>149445865
Jeez that is a crisp Friday night.

>>149445872
adequate wine is still cheap enough, assuming you don't drink to get pissed

>>149445793
>>149445809
Really depends on your skull structure. If you have a little twink face and are bald....pffft.

>>149445872
based perspective posting

>>149445896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n9IE2jRtgs

I dont like to get drunk. I've only been drunk a few times. Its not good to be drunk.

Hope you learnt your lesson coxy and chad shoulda come to the iggs when you had your chance. Now that window has closed and you're stuck at shitney.

everything will be revealed in tomorrows thread
the game is up for a certain individual that likes to post here

c u tomorrow for an eventful day thatz 4 sure

dont worry tho its not everything

just a taste of our pwer

Gunna start drinking french beer to prepare myself for my eventual move to france.

>>149445929
alcoholic is nice but drunkenness is irresponsible stupidity

>>149445967
kronenbourg beer is quite nice (if you consider alsace/elsass authentically "french")

>>149445967
same

>>149445967
might as well skip straight to sucking cock

>>149445995
I said my eventual move to france not sydney.

>>149445991
yummy cardboard

>>149445999
sorry
skip to sucking black cocks, then

probably a solid 70% of the reason i follow footy is to shitpost here

>>149446014
see>>149445999

>>149446022
based me (disillusioned igg)

>>149446027
Hope we win this weekend because it would be funny.

shut the fuck up shithead

>>149445967
you can find absolute bargain properties in france

sorry piesperg but it would be funny

>>149446107
pic related lives in the french countryside on welfare and royalties from his music and role playing games he's also got like 5 blue eyed blonde haired kids he had with some crazy french bird that contacted him while he was in jail in scandinavia

finna buy and do up a 16th century chateau in the south of france and impregnate all the young baguette babes

>>149446107
>>149446154
If the chateaus are the bargain properties you're speaking of, they cost a fuckload in upkeep. And you're required to do upkeep.

fuck sake m8 is there anything you won't shoot down

>>149446154
19C is where it's at pleb I might invite you to my garden party so me and the other real chateau owners can laugh at you in french

>>149446224
I actually think if you were like a laptop thumber that could work remotely then it'd be completely doable to own a doer upper chateau in france

>>149446224
>>149446241
also i'm not >>149446163

>>149446224
said the Iranian to the Israeli

~160k AUD 4 bed ex post office reno job
https://www.towncountrypropertyfrance.com/french-property/706048/

rural france always looks so beautiful on the tour de france coverage while i'm sitting here in endless suburban sprawl methland

>>149446302
Which town are we all moving too? We can start our own football club.

>>149446327
that starts next weekend btw, get /comfy/

>>149446327
Come home White man.

>>149446330
not been the same since liggett left

>>149446302
>Subject to planning, this has the opportunity to be a stunning home or a business with an apartment
>Subject to planning

>Legal Obligations (Obligations Légales de Débroussaillement (OLD))
>Unknown
Big yikes from me.

>>149446364
same shit goes on here with heritage homes

>>149446302
>Population (2022) - 376

>$500 for each person that lives in the town
kek

I’m just so sad all the time

>>149446330
It's kinda boring where one super doper will win a stage (a mountain stage) by 30 seconds and that's the end of the tour since they always seem to also be the best time trial rider so it's game over.

he's doing it again
he can't stop himself

nanza's watched it every year for as long as i can remembr, the complete coverage. she doesn't really care about cycling she just likes seeing the comfy countryside

>>149446498
i like that

>>149446498
Do SBS still do the cooking tour pre-stage starting?

>>149446537
no idea sorry, i hope they do

89K AUD comfy
https://www.french-property.com/sale-property/1574-VM3014-CAMPAGNE?source=featured-search

i'm a bit of an architecturesperg (not THE architecuresperg), and it astounds me how beyond shit modern australian houses are (by that, i mean post-millennium builds)

>>149446654
based and architecturepilled

Huh i thought albo was like tredders that he was anti-jewish then this happens?

>ADF deployed 100 troops to ukraine to help in electronic warfare.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/australia-to-deploy-100-soldiers-to-help-ukraine-in-its-bloody-war-against-russian-aggression/ar-AA1HpjC1

mornin alfas
few hours of toil before footy today

>>149452690
cringe

>>149449533
these two dont look like brothers at all

Good Moooooorning /afl/
Moo moo mooooo

crazy how it's 9 in the eastern states and these fucking retarded fucks still aren't posting yet

what do you mean i am posting

Some of us are working mate

why does collingwood buy 30 year old forwards from shit clubs like aint kilda rather than getting them from the draft

>>149454163
based russell hill glowdigger

who caulking their gaps off

I no longer feel any hope for the future of my life. It is as though I had before me nothing more than a long stretch of living death. I cannot imagine any future for me other than a ghastly one. Friendless and joyless.

>>149454219
literally got one daybooing tonight

If a man says to me, looking at the sky, "I think it will rain, therefore I exist", I do not understand him.

>>149454678
The idea is that he thinks, which is proof that he exists. If he did not exist, he could have the ability to think about whether he exists. That's the idea behind Descartes 'cogito ergo sum' - 'I think, therefore I am'.

Never trust an Irish, unless it is pouring you a pint of beer. Even then, be en garde.

>>149454776
This is true, and many are saying this.

>>149454811
grim
a cultural wasteland

>>149454811
where's brenton tarrant?

>>149454811
>Sophie Monk was born in London, England to an English father and an Australian mother. In 1982 her parents moved to Australia's Gold Coast in Queensland when she was two years old.[2] She attended Helensvale Primary School, St Hilda's, Somerset College, A.B. Paterson College and MacGregor State High School,[3] where she graduated as school captain in 1997.[4] She was trained in classical opera growing up.[5][6] Following graduation, Monk worked as a Marilyn Monroe impersonator at Warner Bros. Movie World on the Gold Coast.[7][6]
what the fuck is this map

the irish are based, retarded anglo

>>149454898
based? maybe
retarded? certainly
anglo? absolutely not

>>149454898
>alcoholism, domestic violence, secret abortions
the irish are the tradies of the world, they think they're best thing ever (they'll tell you so themselves) when in reality everyone sees them as degenerate annoying retards

Jade Ellenger's scrumptious feet

Good morning alf

>>149454976
no need to project the typical anglo household onto the irish, retard

>>149455032
this is well documented champ, there's a reason such a stereotype about the micks exist

Got a 30th birthday from 1pm that will likely last all day. Finna have a couple of beers. Have a great SUPER SATURDAY /afl/

good morning chaps. ripper game last night, well done to the menulogs.

Some tradies are alright blokes. Some are massive fuck heads. All depends on the person.

>>149455407
>antitradiesperg
it's more than one

Never met a tradie that wasn't a fuckwit.

maintaining a French chateau will require interacting with many French tradies.

>>149455549
same

>>149454219
Because it's cheap and allows them to build depth in defence, midfield and small forwards which are all more important for team success than having a top 5 Coleman finish. Compare the pair with Carlshit.

13 times now, you spam reeee tradies every single time https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/2-_3JO1291ILZEWdiJNWcw/

>>149456439
yes but their forward line is shit as a result, and it costs them in big games against better opponents, see their loss to the cats because crisp (a worthless plodder) sprayed an easy set shot

>>149456455
its just classic protestant anglo behaviour

>>149456455
It's classic Libertarian Communist behaviour

>>149456532
You can't usually have it all and they've been very competitive for over 20 years. Collingwood and Geelong are the two clubs that truly understand list management.

Collimgwood have the right idea.
Port had an era in the mid-2010s when they had no real forward line structure, when Westhoff and Gray were their main goalscorers but could still play other positions. Usually they'd have 10 unique goalscorers a game. Then Dixon came in and ruined everything. If le hecking tall key forward man was having a bad day then your entire game plan is fucked.
Carlton had the same problem with McKay when Curnow was last injured.
I think there will come a time when the key forward is seen as more of a meme than ruckmen.

>>149456831
In my view the order of priority is defence>excellent smalls=midfield depth>superstar mid>superstar key forward>excellent ruck

Anyone finna watch the footy today?

>>149456532
They're 12-2, #1 for points against and #5 points for. The fact they got back in that game was impressive enough. A 50m+ set shot after a full game would test the best kicks in the comp. Not even a piesperg but I respect their club more than any but my own.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-06-28/ghanaian-afl-players-walker-amartey-quaynor-idun/105451674
me on the left

>Some tradies are alright
>implying don't go to versailles tomorrow iykwim haha
SHAN'T not go
SHALL fix up MY french chateaufu

ghana has some handsome men wouldn't mind seeing them with the missus

>>149456164
hmmmmm

>>149457318
>Tell me you're from Melbourne without mentioning you're from Melbourne

>antitradiesperg crying that his off topic post got deleted
this bloke must hate tradies because they're smarter than him kwab

>>149457444
Who are you quoting?

>>149457514
me mostly

>>149457318
crisp abc breakfast consumer

>>149457405
im an 18 year old from /pol/ and this is SO true!!

I saw in the news another tradie maggot died on the job yesterday
Get kwabbed bitch

>libertarian communism
kek

>>149457885
The house that you're posting this garbage from was built by tradies.

Absolutely disgusting post, you should be ashamed of yourself

>16yo tradie gets crushed to death in a trench collapse, the day after a night spent tied up while the lads shove things up his arse to "haze" him
>A--Ac--Actually, tradies are based
Vermin mindset

>Garn Bali for a holiday
>Garn buy a jetski
>The new Great Wall ute garn alright
Tradies actually think and say these things

interesting stuff
do you think melbourne can stay within reach of gc today?

Footy's so shit these days just don't care
Will never care about any game with Gold Coast or GWS
Can barely bring myself to care about anything involving Port or Freo

>makes fun of a tragic death of a workers
>has the absolute audacity to call others "vermin"

>>149457885
Nothing of value was lost

Imagine a tradie what supports Collingwood
Almost lower in status that a groid or a poo

my bowels when the 'fe hits my lips

might samefag to desperately make people hate tradies and respect good for nothing laptop thumbers like m

>>149457858
don't be shy, tell the thread what your pronouns are

Once cucked some pathetic logistics worker from Melbourne, left a condom in his missus. Bet he later had a fun time licking her out haha

I'm a tradie btw

>civil servant
UK nonce in the house

>>149457952
>people with in demand skills can earn substantial income to the point that they can afford luxury items
BREAKING NEWS!

>>149458076
lol/lmao

>>149458087
lgm

>>149458103
>Great Wall ute
>Bali holiday
>Jetski
>Luxury
Holy kek, the tradie mind really is that of a rat's
Fucking filth absolute dogs
Bottom of the pile

>>149458103
> luxury items

Did anyone see snapper (the carlton talkback spastic) on ch7 news last night? Cunt looks like a deep sea creature

*rides ur ass*

>Over on Channel 7, James Brayshaw was similarly losing his mind over Darcy’s third goal for the night.
>“Sam Darcy. Surely not. What is going on?” he asked.
Can he speak long sentences? Don't think so .

YouTube: yoga challenge

you're welcum

I worked with this bogan former bricklaying bulldyke and she was proud that she had and never was going to go overseas.

>>149458160
found him

tradies all own like 5 homes but you will rent forever though

>>149458135
You missed my point which was their skills are so valuable that they can afford those items/services in the first place.

>>149458202
great now asio are on my arse

Knight… ANNIE KNIGHT!

>>149458294
Mate just subscribe to her OF already

>>149458160
>>149458221
kek nice

>>149458221
stick a lightbulb in his mouth and it lights up/

also, vipleague seems to have shat the bed. any alts?

sloppa but had too

>>149458259
always have been
you a zoomer, newfag, or just retarded?

crazy how you're this mad a tradies who are some of the only people in society without fake jobs
80% of office work is jewish daycare designed to stop women from having kids

>>149458208
based

>>149458360
WHAT
ARE YE DOING
IN MY COMP

>we will never hear commentary like this again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROWfwKhZEXM&ab_channel=thesupplantor

>>149458401
T R V K E
R
V
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>>149458401
unironically based take

>>149458401
what an absolute dogbrained call.
let us know when you're ready to join reality you fucking braindead chimp

>>149458221
DIOS MIO

>>149458401
so true

unresolved masculinity and entitlement issues desu

I pay $140 for a husband and wife team to clean my house. They come fortnightly and each clean takes roughly one hour an a half, sometimes a bit more. They clean 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, 1 powder room, 1 laundry, 1 main living, 1 smaller living, 1 dining, kitchen, plus corridor and stairs. They also dust our window shutters/ curtains. They are going to increase their price to $160 per fortnightly clean, that's an increase of $20 or 14%. Would love to know how much others pay for their regular house clean pls, so I can compare?

>149458501
applied for a mental health day because laptop thumbing is so traumatising yet mate

>>149458608
How much do they charge to watch them have sex?

>More injuries at Essendon training today.

>Soft tissue concerns for Darcy Parish, Kyle Langford & Mason Redman.

>Was only a very light session as it’s bye week. Brad Scott not back on deck until Monday. The club is working out how serious these setbacks are.

>>149458616
applied for new medication yet mate

>>149458649
no but steven medicate iykwim haha

imagine working hr in the public sector kek

relax tradietard, it's just a bit of "banter" hey mate hahaha

what do office workers even do? emails and power point is what i imagine.

>>149458752
and phonecalls

>>149458752
fuck tradies wives

I'm a tradie and I light apprentices on fire for fun

>>149458752
inane small talk and gossip while the *men* skulk around trying not to get HR'd

peanut butter and cream cheese sandwich for lunch

Tradies talk a big game but then bend over backwards for jeets, why hasn't there been mass killings of jeets by tradies?

>>149458809
I made a light hearted joke about a midget who worked at Bunnings, something about how does he stack the high shelves and I got a call from HR. Not sure who put me in but I have my suspicions

>>149458752
gpt

bane

6 hours and 36 minutes until DAICOS.

>>149458644
their strength & conditioning department is by far the worst and they all need to go
the doctors probably need to go as well

i'm a degen who browses locanto personals all the time looking for cheap bjs. over the years i've seen many ads from women (and faggots to be fair) asking for tradies to come over and fuck them or so they can suck them off but never once have i seen an add asking for officebros. i wonder why that is?

>>149458752
i once fingered hex's power point in a williamstown nightclub iykwim haha

>why are degen bogan scum women attracted to tradies
yea not sure

*bangs hammer*

Dan's looms

>why are women attracted to masculine men who can do something with their hands that isn't laptop thumbing
yeah not sure champ

he's always on about how they treat apprentices. reckon he started an apprenticeship and couldn't handle the banter now spends every waking moment seething about them here. it's been like 10 years buddy get over it hey.

kfc for lunluns

Damn I'm not drunk enough for this to be fun can you guys postpone the whole tradies vs wagies vs neets thing until later.

Iggs game should be at the MCG so victorians can watch the Harley show.

want to buy a property in rural france

anyone else use coffee as a way to force out a shit in the morning so you don't have to worry about needing a shit during the day or evening?
been doing it for years and wondering if it's gonna give me bowel complications down the line.

>>149459383
nope
you're the only person who drinks coffee in the morning you weird cunt

gen z boss and a mini

>>149459404
imagine the lustful, passionate sex she has on a regular basis

what is this collins/petty fight

What happened to the whole climate change thing? Did it die when Greta gave up on it?

smellbourne peemons

>>149459436
apparently 'wet bulb temps' are the new end of the world meme

IF you have a job that wasn't considered essential during the lockdowns...
THEN your job is literally adult daycare and you are worthless to society.

Born a NeetGOD, living a NeetGOD life and shall die a NeetGOD

>>149459463
what the world is getting too humid?

does melbourne know they're playing today?

>>149459556
steven may

another shit match turned it off

>>149459533
the idea is that at a certain wet bulb temp humans die. it's retarded though because humans are smart and know how to cool themselves. it's like freaking out about temps in really cold alpine zones because humans will freeze to death unless they keep warm somehow.

>Dees
GRIM.
Why hasn't Pickett kicked any goals? He's getting like $50,000 for this game.

>>149459667
>it's retarded though because humans are smart and know how to cool themselves
If you don't have air conditioning you die pretty much. Evaporative cooling from sweat doesn't work if the wet bulb temperature is reached, so all it takes is one power blackout and a whole load of people will cook themselves to death.

>>149459697
he gets 50k regardless of how many goals he kicks la

>>149459724
okay mate how much tax should i pay to stop this event from happening

all of you cunce can die for all i fucken care

>>149459745
Solar + battery for your house.

>>149459761
not answering the question

>>149459724
when do you envisage this climate event to occur and what are the factors that will cause it to happen?

>>149459804
Solar + battery for every house then. Can pay extra tax to sort that out.

>Sorry mate can't come into work today, I heated to death this morning
How do you respond without sounding mad?

Tonight... the iggs SHOCK the world.

>>149459816
Yes but how is Australia one of the dryest places on earth going to have a sustained wet bulb temperature of above 35 degrees?

through thick and thin no matter what YOU are MY /afl/ FAMILY

>>149459812
By no means an expert, but my understanding is that humidity goes down as temperature rises.
So it'll take either a super hot spell or some funky weather conditions to hit it, but we're heading that way either way.

If it were to happen in Australia, it'd be the northern areas, so Darwin/Brisbane, so nothing of real value lost. It's the equatorial countries and the mass migration that would be the problem.

>>149459867
Guess you're too young to remember summer nights before air conditioning

the highest wet bulb temps are in extremely populated places like india, pakistan, nigeria, the middle east, se asia. why should we worry about something that billions of the poorest people in the world survive through every year already? it doesn't make any sense.

BLOODFEST

thought the bloods played last night
heh

>humans are just plastic bulbs with water in them
based soience

Clarry Claret Oliver

>>149459816
based get those kiddies in the congo back in the cobalt mines

>- By 2070–2100, regions like South Asia, the Middle East, and parts of northern Australia could experience multiple days per year with sustained wet-bulb temperatures near or above 35°C if global warming exceeds 2.5–3°C above pre-industrial levels.


So we are predicting the climate 45 to 65 years into the future (i'm not going to point out how the weatherman can't predict the weather days into the future) hear for temps to be unliveable for a couple of days in the tropics and they wouldn't just tell people to stay indoors and have installed a/c units by that time?

>>149459909
Highest wet bulb temps != wet bulb event.

ive got a humid wet bulb for you you little fruit

>>149459909
imagine you're jewish and want to destroy amalek (the west). now also imagine whites not living in constant fear they are destroying the planet. do you understand how much harder they would be to manipulate and control? pretty scary huh?

>>149459909
this happened briefly for 1-2 hours in pakistan and the persian gulf

this is what they are basing it all on and extrapolating that when are a lot of us are old or dead in 2100 this event might happen for a couple of days

I predict by 2100 we'll have far greater issues to deal with since the anti-christ will be walking the earth.

voote for me to stop wet bulb events

>>149460059
but what are you going to do about the anti-christ?

>>149460054
He's already walking the Earth. In fact, he runs the country.

life for me is like, oh you think you miserable now?

shut the fuck up about this wet bulb bullshit you absolute fucking spastics, the footy is on

Ironically enough, people working the mines can experience wet bulb events and cook themselves due to there being inadequate cooling deep underground.

>>149460075
I think you're giving albo way too much credit. I'd say he's just possessed a by a demon, at best a demon prince.

>>149460094
don't he'll start associating tradies with miners and we'll have a whole new demographic that he's insecure around

channel 7 is playing the fucking horse racing

>>149460131
It's saturday, they don't show footy on free to air today.

>>149460137
what kind of sociopath would make a deal like that?

>>149460131
what place is Kath?

>>149460149
Players wanted that extra payrise.

>>149460149
welcome to the dillo age

>>149460131
>>149460137
>>149460149
picrel
>>149460162
cowgirl iykim haha

>>149460094
yeah wet bulb temps in mines, steel works/foundries, even commercial kitchens can all get up there and people regularly pull 10+ hour shifts in those environments.

>>149460185
>temps
We're talking events.
Numerous people have died in the mines from heat stress.

the wet bulb hysteria is another in a long line of "we need to restructure society because office workers fear being personally inconvenienced at some indeterminate point in the future"

>>149460240
It's more "my city is already full of Indians. I don't want an extra 300,000 of them coming here because Delhi hit 55°C and a bunch of them died, causing everyone to flee here" sort of thing.

>>149460265
If you are that concerned go to delhi or china and tell them to reduce green house gas emissions oh wait that would destroy their economies?

>>149460265
>because Delhi hit 55°C in 2100* and a bunch of them died

>>149460226
people die walking their dog
steelworks continue in pakistan during 45 degree heatwaves with +90% humidity

playing morrowind and watching the footy

>>149460265
>office workers fear being personally inconvenienced at some indeterminate point in the future

>>149460304
Indian food vendors wash their pots and pans in sewer water. Doesn't mean it's safe.

>>149460321
More of a horse racing enjoyer myself desu

bros, which team should i pick up to support? im thinking carlton. i loved fresh prince.

>>149460336
living is inherently unsafe

>>149460365
PLEASE

>>149460365
Do you like drama? Carlton are a good pick if you do.

You do realise we live on an island nation right and we have a navy and border force?

>>149460265
there's a better solution

Wonder if the next game will be good.
It's hawks vs norf in tasmania

>>149460381
what are sleeper agents?

>>149460381
The political fallout from sinking a boat and letting the people on board drown will be quite a big one initially.

>>149460375
not really just the name because of carlton banks

THESE TEAMS

If we are in a managed decline economy wise why can't we have a managed decline immigration wise?

>>149460400
who's your team in ten NFL/MLB. we'll tell you the afl equivalent

These teams just don't seem to like each other much, do they?

>>149460395
The navy will just keep it afloat and tow it back to Indonesia. That's standard practise now. Hence why we don't have boat people anymore

>>149460408
Immigration is the only thing keeping the economy somewhat level. We've been in a per-capita recession for the best part of a decade so if immigration falls the arse will fall out of the whole market.
Not to mention, with rents and whatnot being so expensive less people are having kids. Since our society is based on a pyramid ponzi scheme, we need more workers to take care of people living longer, so we need to import those workers since there are no kids.

>BLACK ANDREW WATCH
4 kicks each worth $14k if he doesn't get another disposal.

>>149460417
That works if it's a couple of boats a week, what happens when it's a couple of hundred per week?

millennials really out here worrying about hypothetical migrant boats a hundred years from now meanwhile they send their children to have their genitals cut off because they picked up the wrong gendered toy once or twice as a kid

can we report posts for being extremely high quality?

>Voss
>Hinkley
>Goodwin
Chance for a 3 coach sacking weekend? They need to get the sack in quickly if they want to get the best coach available.

>>149460469
Didn't Hinkley already get the arse?

where did everyone go

Kek even in a bye the Dosn get injured
>Herald Sun chief football reporter and Super Saturday LIVE panellist Jay Clark reported on Saturday that all of Darcy Parish, Kyle Langford and Mason Redman had emerged from a light Bombers training session with soft tissue concerns.

>>149460524
See >>149460486

>>149460527
>soft tissue concerns.
sounds like cope speak for boo-boos that need's their mummies' kissing better

Kwab https://www.afl.com.au/video/1351732/thats-a-week-to-the-ump-dee-rocked-by-umpires-elbow?videoId=1351732&modal=true&type=video&publishFrom=1751083065001

BLACK ANDREW WITH ANOTHER KICK

hate myself and want to die

>>149460439
Oh yea? Which generation do you belong to, "champ"?

>>149460527
>ridley and reid survive
LFG

>>149460615
You deserve it for all the Demons taunting you gave /afl/ in 2021.

The 'ti
It's Norfball at Tassie btw

Are you blokes gonna watch hawthorn vs north?

>>149460644
>Zurhaar - 2goals
>Sheezel - 25 disposals

>>149460661
yes

>>149460661
yes mate

can someone post that tradie moped video

>>149460661
>watching footy
Shant

whoever bakes better do a good job or I'll be very cross

BLACK ANDREW WATCH
Melksham has kicked 4.5 on him. That's as many scoring shots as years contracted.

>>149460630
x

>>149460408
cool it with the antisemitic remarks

this bloke's got good hands

Is ginni playing?

>>149460832
if he were any better with them he'd be Wayne King

Anyone's arsehole get itchy and it feels like nothing but shoving something up there will satisfy that itch?

bla x

>>149460858
yeah my dogcunt cheating ex had this

>>149460832
doesn't he >>149459555

Suns defeat melbourne 104-85

>>149460836
>>149460836
>>149460836
>>149460836
>>149460836
ALERT IMPORTANT QUESTION THAT NEEDS YOUR IMMEDIATE ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!

>>149460836
>>149460873
yes mate

Gold Coast are still dogshit.

>>149460879
I shall now watch the hawks vs norf game since the best player in the comp is playing in that match.

>>149460889
based xerri appreciator

Might flog the old knoberooney

West coast's team tonight might be the worst I've ever seen

>>149460922
worse than the dosn team that got flogged by cats?

Don't care for either team, so if a loom isn't possible, I'll take norf.

>>149460965
which year

just got in what have I missed

>>149460980
what do you know about wet bulb temperature, the year 2100 and equatorial weather?

>>149460997
about as much as anyone in here, fuck all

watching kurt caz. will turn the footy on in the last quarter if it's close.

need a howie-jak for anytime he le wizard does anything

there is only ONE wizard you culture appropriating midget CUNT

yer a faggot watson

>>149461037
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