Thread 149446296

Day 3 of Bridgetown (1st) Test:

at start of play:
WEST INDIES 190.
v AUSTRALIA 180. & 92/4.

Day 2 highlights:
https://youtu.be/_QlT_Ljb3tA

This is the thread.

I fingered Beau Webster in a perth night club

I’m the winner

conchbros this is the thread

>>149446399
looks like a pussy

>>149446411
So true

>>149446417
sure

old fags, were tests in West Indies kino back in the 90s?
was the crowd still happy and relaxed? or were they much more intense since the side was elite (and bowled a lot of chin music)?

>>149446451
I don’t remember big crowds but it was more hyped up because they were both top teams and it was a big deal to win over there and I think they used to play 5 tests

YFO

bard hasn't come up with any memes. not charismatic enough a personality (this is why he only plays as a fielder too)
tried to push 'rum' for years but it was a miserable failure then bandwagonned on iykwim with micksperg but neither of them could get that going either kek

>>149446507
The best bard meme is when he ordered the disposable underwear from Japan and had it sent to Liz Hurley’s house and then the pics he put up of digging about in her bins that was hilarious

>white man puts KFC bucket on his head along with a windies flag
uh... objection, extremely racist?
>>149446451
You can see some of it on youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqaZhSVZGYs
There were more Australian tourists travelling than now where it's just rich boomers and the occasional gen x family with mum & teenagers being dragged along by their executive dad taking his 2 weeks leave because things were much cheaper back then so both teams would have a lot of support cheering for them.
Things did get a bit testy on occasion, Mcgrath spat on one of the windies players once for example.

>>149446563
unrelated but my first outing as a newborn was going down to eden park to watch Brian Lara batting in the nets
Dadza got a windies hat signed by him which we still have in our cricket room

>>149446612
how big is the cricket room?

went to the criccy with my dad once. it rained so we went home

This is close

>no bat involved
blind cunt

>If you get the umpire to call it out, it's good for the bowling side.
High level commentating right here

DROPPED THE CUMMINS-CUMMINS TROPHY

>>149446629
it's a spare lounge that just stopped being used when the second story got built
it's mainly just filled with actual cricket gear, a lot of which is just in boxes, but there's an old bookshelf with memorabilia
best memorabilia are some match worn black cap kits (kits that were never sold to the public) since my dad was quite good friends with Kyle Mills and Brooke Walker

DROPPED THE RICHARDSON-JONES

>Vinay: "There are many licensed AI tools that can unblur blurred frame from a video, have high confidence rate. Would be great start to use AI in cricket. "
Based jeet retard, thinking that using AI to unblur frames would be better than simply buying a better, higher FPS/resolution camera.

oh for fucks sake we're gonna have to hear this girls screaming every time something happens

unironically if i tot up all the memes and images i've made for /cric/ it exceeds in number any namefag's contribution but i don't draw attention to myself on an anonymous messaging board. people still post my additions. this one time i dropped a link to Perth Steam Works that i found posted by my mate who was moving to australia and months later i found it was still being referenced.

>>149446448
mental that we share like 75% of our DNA with creatures like that
that's more than what we share with black people

>>149446703
You're wrong

Beau Webster might be my fav australian cricketer right now (I'm straight btw)

hahah the west indies had a guy whose name was clive butts

why are the kids cheering for garry?

>>149446756
Did Australia have a Seymour?

>>149446766
Nope. Closest we got is a Hussey.
We did have a Love though.

this game would be over already if windies could catch

just farted

Cricket sucks. Baseball is the evolved form. Adapt white man.

>>149446803
We had a Young

Very cool bright yellow watch

>>149446861
Retarded Yank idiot, cricket and baseball are totally unrelated

australia very often has a Whinge

why do so many commentators struggle with the name "inglis"

>>149446901
You're brown

>>149446861
Baseball is Cricket if you gave everyone a bunch of free hit chances because Americans can't handle failure.

baseball is cricket but everyone is fat and retarded and the rules adjusted to suit

>I'm straight btw
highly dubious claim no matter who ITT says it iykwim

really need another dropped catch before I forget this absolute ripper I’ve cooked up

good way to twist your ankle

>>149446861
this tired ass shit again...why can't we just enjoy both sports?

shohei should play t20

>stamping on the ball with spiked boots
how is this not illegal?

Reminder every American flag you ever see on /cric/ is a brown person

>>149447035
I watch both
Baseball is cool, I like seeing shohei be a nice guy to the opposition

Will Steve smoth play any of the tests or is his finger too fingered?

4 bowlers + Webster = bye bye Green. He's had 5 years as the great white hope without ever really getting there

Whos this commentator?
he just said pretty boy Spencer Johnson is like for like with Starc lol

yeah WI have lost now haven't they

>>149447117
They drop it more than Tufnel

Somebody asked the other day if it’s a Duke ball, it is

business idea: make cricket pants out of sandpaper

its a bit unusual having two wildly different cricket balls in use around the world for intl cricket
imagine if other match gear was different, like the stumps or pitch length

It’s because a legal ball has to be made of certain materials in certain fashion and certain weight and diameter. Once those conditions are met there’s nothing to prevent any ball manufacturers from applying for official ball status.
It just so happens that there are only 3 major ball manufacturers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Pitcher
>be named pitcher
>get called for throwing in the only first class game you played (by BOTH umps)
>also play baseball
kek, what a legend

>>149446417
Turn your monitor on

>stream buffers
>miss head's 50
bullshit

They don't tell you this because if you do it wrong it makes it retarded, but there's actually a perfectly level of shake that you shake a babby and it makes the little fuck go to sleep immediately. Rock a bye babby is actually a cautionary tale about shaking it a little too hard and you fuck it up

>>149447220
three actually, since the jeets use the SG ball.
>its a bit unusual having two wildly different cricket balls in use around the world for intl cricket
Gridiron has to use two different ball types, one type for regular play and another set specifically for kicking.
Major League Baseball constantly tamper with the balls to try and get them to fly further.

JAMAICA WE HAVE A TEST CRICKET TEAM

windies should strongly consider taking a wicket now

windies is how you'd describe the inside of my jocks right now (i've been farting up a storm)

>>149447364
SG Ball (1884–1969) was an Australian rugby league administrator and a co-founder of the South Sydney Rabbitohs.

>>149447506
we never should have let the irish become white

Listening to the radio coverage. Theyve got the fucking CEO of Henley Homes in the commentary box falling over themselves thanking him for their support

I don’t they need to panic for a wicket. Just restrict them and they’ll get themselves out by end of day then you have all day tomorrow to chase

they call me gumboi

>>149447516
I thought it was science based?

Fun fact: Steeden, the rugby league ball maker, began as a leatherworks specialising in cricket balls

>>149447522
>We have a large number of southern Asians who buy our homes. We know they love our cricket and it’s good for our brand

Literally just said that on air. I’m going to puke.

>>149447585
Is that SEN?

>>149447600
Yes, and the SEN radio coverage is being broadcast across the Caribbean as well

>>149447633
It’s a commercial station. ABC is also covering it I believe, if that happened on ABC someone will lose their job

I went for a piss. Come back to a wicket. Many such cases.

Who's the keeper anyway? Is it Inglis or Carey+

I’d rather be Best Indies right now. Here’s abc grandstand https://au.radio.net/s/abcgrandstand

>>149447672
ads are fine. Spending an entire commentary stint fawning over a sponsors CEO bragging about how his company benefits from the hordes of jeets shitting up our country and buying their cheap shit home builds isn’t.

based kids are really getting into it, they are the future

>>149447769
You can lodge a complaint but it’s probably not in breach of any actual code of conduct or even outside of normal practises. Listen to the abc coverage it’s already paid for

windies will be bowled out for <100

looking forward to a MUSCULAR 4 (103) from kraigg later

I am a hideous human being, without a conscious, uncaring, couldn't give a damn about anyone

>>149447825
as long as you’re nice to cats we won’t have any problems

West Indies stadiums are so comfy, man. I want to visit it once in a lifetime.

could go for some mount gay me

>>149447893
for me, it's busta

>>149447860
wh*]e out your mom to India that will earn you enough to go to those stadiums blood paki goat f%&kr

i want SIXTEEN PINTS OF RUM and then i go bom bom

>>149447825
>without a conscious

>>149448000
posts like this reassure me that it’s correct to always support Pakistan against India

>>149448000
So that is how you jeets get money when your scamming doesn't work out.

No such thing as winning in cricket if you think about it

helps me win the battle against insomnia

>>149448000
>digits
>random indian outta nowhere
yep, it's a false flag

lol this replay lara is with ambrose but ambrose is getting all the runs

Was that the last time WI won the series?

Business idea: /cric/ cricket tours

>>149448109
I'm as true as your mom
>>149448049
India is the 4th largest and fastest growing economy ,it's pakistan and pakistanis like you that keep begging for money from IMF , world bank ,China and USA
>>149448043
keep supporting them until they grom and r*&pe your daughters and stab you to death just look at england ,then you will realize why we hate them

>>149448515
WI haven't won a series since their tour of Australia in 92/93.

>>149448596
WI got close to a series win hosting in 98/99 but Australia won the final game to level it 2-2.

>>149448596
good ni**ers can't bowl can't bat can't field they should be the official ball boys of every international match and be paid with 100 whips each match

>>149448625
>>149448548
A real indian on the internet doesn't censor their racial slurs.

we don't use that word here mate

>>149448631
im new here,not aware of the rules and I don't want to get up banned so taking precautions

>>149445830
lol, lmao even iykwim haha
gta vi will be complete shit

>celebrappeal
>for a massive inside edge

>>149448596
That is a crazy long time ago

This dancing chick HAS to have a fake ass surely?
>>149448752
~30 years.
The WI held it for 14 years before that.

>finally getting 200+ on the third attempt
2 dire peems

>>149448548
First of all, I’ve read the actual reports and it’s not statistically more likely that a Paki will groom and rape than an Englishman, that’s a fact. Secondly, you’re saying that you hate them because of what you say they’re doing to the English

>>149448787
ye dawg lmao I think it's a traditional Carnival character (Dame Lorraine, not sure if it's something else in Barbados)

that leslie benzies - who worked on GTA for years - made his own sandbox game that came out this month and its absolutely fucking shit.
dare i say it, there is a possibility that GTA6 might not miss some of the people who have left rockstar.

none of the people still at rockstar can make a game worth shit anyway

>>149448867
GTA6 will be good and there’s no reason to believe otherwise. Matter of fact every single preemptive complaint against it is also applicable to a previous gta all of which were good

dodgy

if I were a cricket player I simply would not randomly throw the bat at wide deliveries that are too far away from the middle of the pitch

Can't see us chasing more than 250 tbdesu

HE’S NICKED THE RITCHIE-RICHARDSON TROPHY

is subway in the UK run by Indians like they are in Australia? And are they trying to force the retarded fixed menus?

>>149449043
its over windiebro :((

>>149449043
Plenty of time and scoring can be had it’ll really depend on not being retards mostly and a little bit the Aussie attack. I’d like to lead by 300 but more important is time, I think if Australia can see out most of today like until less than an hour tonight it’ll be tough chase

rons

>>149449062
subway here is proper grim
so probably yh...
now you said it i fancy a sandwich mind, going to head out for a fresh baguette and some deli meat

>>149449042
i would just throw the ball at the stumps every time

>>149449120
This, same here you just go down the local shop or supermarket they all have deli counters and you can get literally whatever they have

>>149449135
that's illegal

a lot of servos have deli counters here too, don’t see that much in Australia except for country towns where the servo is also the post office/newsagents/brothel

>>149449144
>>149449120
most people just go to a vietnamese bakery and get a pork roll. at least in the major cities.

Deserved to be out though

vietnamese food is elite, only zachy disagrees because he is a tastelet

Good running

>video games after turning 25
might want to consider growing up lol

>>149449231
applied for the vietcong yet mate

Who we barracking for Zimbabwe vs South Africa tomorrow?

>>149449191
here the two popular things are the breakfast roll
https://youtu.be/8j-93GwkYMs?si=fdvZd3IH19WW0NA6
https://youtu.be/KcPastgrxig?si=BA5cS6SqhkcOjLxc

and the chicken fillet roll
https://youtu.be/8wX-TXMGyEI?si=aNDoLSy0KL5y1KXc
https://youtu.be/kN7PAXKqLvU?si=Amw-wo7GeKWv9qLj

>be cummins
>I got an actual batsman up the other end who is smashing boundaries
>better go full retard and smash the ball up into the air
Starc should be ahead of this moron.

Starc could bat at 5 or 6

>>149449427
Outside the cities the "chicken roll" is very common. Although it uses shredded charcoal chicken not a breaded chicken. and just mayo & margarine.
That breakfast roll looks good.

How do you stop gooning?

>>149449465
more of a /r9k/ or /pol/ question tbqh

>>149449453
Breakfast rolls will literally kill you within 5yrs

How will this affect the test match:

>ADF deployed 100 troops to ukraine to help in electronic warfare.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/australia-to-deploy-100-soldiers-to-help-ukraine-in-its-bloody-war-against-russian-aggression/ar-AA1HpjC1

>>149449482
/cric/ is the abstinence/volcel general thoughever.

won't be getting drunk on friday night tyvm. need to stop running from life

>>149449431
Two alphas at the crease never work, they try to out alpha one another.

>>149449492
What a stupid headline.
>Australia to deploy 100 soldiers to help Ukraine
Is not the same as
>Australia deploys a single plane with it's crew and maintainers that will probably fly out of Poland or Germany

>>149449386
Rhodesia
the real Rhodesia not retards who kick out boers and beg them to come back because only the boers can into farming

shot bai

>>149449521
sources says they will be based in ukraine

reckon Aus could declare

>>149449492
despite the meddling in elections and all the other whatever bullshit nato encroachment bla bla bla the one fact remains that Russia are the bad guys and if they invade anything to their west everyone (just about) in Europe is obliged to respond to it as an actual and imminent existential threat.
Australia has always defended Western Europe and is what’s referred to as nato+1.
It’s also a hundred dudes who are probably not even drone pilots so not combat troops so yeah Russia won’t like it but doubt they’ll bother doing anything about it either

fucking jaws doesn't have this much suspense. where is my silver lion

>>149449575
why aren't the irish deploying to ukraine buddy? if it's such an existential threat?

don't forget to say "take that, poutine!" when you turn off your shower sweatys xoxo!

>>149449592
Ireland is neutral. We sent some helmets or something to Ukraine as a gift and that was mildly controversial here too

GONE

Windies not bowled these shitters out yet?

As I typed that he was fuggin GONE GOTTEM XD

i think what we do is force all irish passport holders to be deported back to ireland and all indians go back to india
then we worry about russia

that rasta guy seems to like cricket

>>149449592
Ireland are cowards. They wouldn't even fight the Nazis. They prefer bombing children & unarmed diplomats.
>and they couldn't even get the job done on thatcher

>>149449667
He’s partying all day

ANYONE KNOW WHO IT IS??

A member of the West Indian men’s cricket team has been accused of sexual assault and rape by at least 11 women. According to Jamaica’s SportsMax TV, the accused cricketer is Guyanese, part of the current setup, and was part of the historic win in Australia.

https://www.firstpost.com/firstcricket/west-indies-guyanese-cricketer-accused-of-sexual-assault-rape-report-13901112.html

>>149449678
it's self evident if you've ever met an irishman

Chanderpauls are Guyanese

We even beat ireland in gaelic football and then they cried and cancelledt the tournament because they reckoned we beat them up to much.
Yet their best players still come over here cap in hand asking for an afl contract so they can live like kings back home once its over.

Always thought that stance was a bit suss

>>149449690
tangerine chanderpaul, sinclair or shamar joeseph are guyeanese.

This faggot is too pussy to engage.

>>149449690
it's n**ger shamar joshep ,bloody n&*gers need to be hanged and burned alive

>>149449690
https://cricketaddictor.com/cricket-news/shamar-joseph-linked-to-sexual-harassment-and-rape-amid-west-indies-vs-australia-ongoing-tests-123159/

>>149449690
Chris Gayle, probably.

>>149449690
>>149449761
I know 4 wickets in each innings is pretty good, but filing a police report over it is a bit over the top.

sorry but every cricketer gets accused of rape now
how were there no reports before 2005 and suddenly every cricketer is raping everyone on every tour?

>>149449897
cricketers didn't need to rape back in the day.

>>149449897
Their wives were groupies who put out.

>>149449921
>suddenly remembered Sarwan's 291
He really did own England and Australia (mentally)

>>149449907
nobody needs to rape, it’s not needs based

umpire should take this bloke out of the attack, dangerous lack of control

>8/288
i'm scored

Don't understand why players rape and stuff. I'm an average guy and can get women to sleep with every couple of months. If I'm on a dry spell there's always massage parlors with happy endings. It must be a mental thing for them. I'm rich and famous and can do whatever type of situation.

Why isn’t he asking for a mango? They look nice

aussies better be sledging the rapist

Sorry m8 /cric/ is a volcel general. All sex havers must leave immediately.

>>149450068
He's a civilised man, he's not gonna eat a mango with his bare hands while on international television.

>>149450083
South Australians are weird

was going to tune in to some glastonbury coverage but the line up is absolute wank

>>149450092
They're free men, descendants of British high society unlike the riff raff of the eastern states.

cric is a yfo general

>>149450120
also very german

>>149450172
Explains the socks with sandals.

not sure civilised men drink beer out of their mates' sweaty shoes tbg

>>149449642
anyone know which country currently holds the ashes
>>149449659
based

>>149450068
Why do you care aren't you neutral on contentious issues whilst real men make the decisions?

>>149450166
It's a my fist in your limey ass general

its my brothers birthday tomorrow, got him a card that says happy birthday grandad ha ha

GOTTEM

>>149449805
he's gay-le id*ot he wouldn't rape a woman

People used to say ireland was the niggers of europe but maybe they're the israel of europe?

>le slog man
They could have spent 120 overs doing nothing but trying to get a single from the last few balls and having Lyon survive.
there's 2 and a half days left ffs.

>>149450224
>limey ass
you're an Asian immigrant. this is about as cringe as peewees saying pom

>>149450299
They want to pretend they're the Palestine of Europe. Or was that the Scots?

>>149450301
>expecting Windies to chase 280+

Now this is concerning

>>149450319
I think they're the Canaanites of europe. LOL.

>>149450301
Got to play your natural game, m8. Still the top scorer in the innings.

>>149450301
>scared of the worst west indies peem in years
dear oh dear, how they've fallen. already starting to imagine the cope against bazball

Umm. Don't think that's appropriate m8

>>149450324
meant podracing iykwim haha

>>149450388
i'm vitally blasting to women atm iykwim haha

love my cat more than i love myself

>>149450413
Would rather be blasting in women iykwim haha

>>149450319
We’re 100% the blacks of Europe, the Palestine analogy is looser

>>149450437
YWNBAW

Suggestion: If you aren’t following the cricket fuck off

The Britzos won't like that

>>149450466
enjoy your 6 posts a day /cric/ lmao

Should've dealt with the tail 100 runs ago

we've won the story. 300 lead!

don't understand why they can't just put another slip fielder there that's the second edge that's ran off this is stupid

Nice

>>149450438
haha ikwym haha iykwim haha

HIT THE ROAD JACK

bed time

>300 lead exactly
Crisp.

>>149450466
i'm following ellyse perry on social media champ

I want to fuck that redhead so badly bros.

What happened to da Silva?

>>149449761
>>149449801
Yh, he raped the Australian cricket team at the Gabba

There has only been one successful run chase in Test cricket at Kensington Oval in Barbados. We’d have to go back to 1999 for one of the greatest innings in Test history – Brian Lara’s 153 not out which led the West Indies to a successful chase of 308 with just one wicket in hand against Australia.

>301 with seven session to go
This is basically a repeat of the WTC Final and that didn’t end well for the pozzies.

IT'S OGRE

GOTTEM GAWN.
CAUGHT THE POPE-BISHOP TROPHY

THE MOODY-TONGE TROPHY

That’s right love we’re watching you eat

That was a chance there with a better throw

braithwaite hasn't got a lot to show for his longevity

Why does this retard keep posting a picture of a fat bloke?

>>149451054
Turn your screen on m8

can someone tell me what Konstas and Green do? why are they in the team?

DROPPED THE FRANK WORRELL

DROPPED THE MCDERMOTT ADAMS

cricket needs a full strength west indies

DROPPED THE CROFT SIDDLE

>>149451111
Checked

>need only a minimum of 43 runs per session to win
>going at 4 an over
>already lost one wicket
>close to losing another
why are they retarded?

Cam Green's middle name is 'On'

>>149451221
If it cam out green you’d go see a doctor

anyone know which country currently holds the ashes
>>149451319
no but steven grey

Sofa King We Todd Ed

>>149451345
Not for much longer yous won’t.
tick tock

IT's OVER

>>149451464
put me in the screencap for when you lose yet again

>2 days of batting to go
>rampin shot
arrest him

What was the point of that shot? Also George Bailey looking zesty.

ur fuckin me

BOWLED OUT THE HEADLEY-BRADMAN

Bungledesh & Wet Shitdies having back-to-back bottlejobs

>>149451565
>lose yet again
didn't happen last time though did it

imagine celebrating a series where you were saved by rain that hard
wouldn't catch an early 2000s Aus watching micksperg doing that. their standards have sharply declined

>>149451586
I’m finally enjoying a test match that doesn’t include a streetshitting nation. Can you please not stink up this thread?

>>149451742
It was your rain

Windies will take a lot away from this match, such as the need for catching practice or possibly replacing some slippers

dire game of shitcket this

I said on day 1 that the pitch was shit and people disagreed lol. Now it's behaving like a day 6 pitch on day 3 kek.

>>149452399
I agree with you now but I still think there were a lot of cheap wickets due to poor batting

no score run out sucks

Marnus has contributed more to the test match than Green. It's time to expel the bully from the team.

is it time we gave test status to East Indies instead?

East Indies just got btfo by bazball

that's Central Indies

East Indies would be Calcutta and Bengal, then everything that was under East India Company control

i hope this helps lads

>>149452671
that’s a dutch map but ok

>>149452695
no its not a dutch term.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Indies

I reckon pup's Australia with bitchwide Johnshit and Ryano would HEEM this aussie side.

Big Barbados Boobs (BBB)

>>149452725
I remember reading this story in some history of econ text about the islands where nutmeg was discovered, there are only six or nine islands in the world where nutmeg was naturally found and there were wars fought over it and the smuggling of saplings. Mad stuff when you consider how cheap it is now. There were even scam artists selling carved wood as whole nutmeg (to Americans)

This low iq bazballing is against the spirit of the game.

windies needed Hope to win this Chase

>>149452917
Scoring the highest possible score is against the spirit? It's how you win. It's entertainment. Lighten up

Lyon is starting to develop one of these haha

>>149452869
yeah its history is basically lots of valuable natural resources, then it gets economically eclipsed, and then the japanese arrive and more indonesians die in WW2 than the total number of german military deaths and that's it.
it's the perfect expansion zone for cricket.

>>149453031
They already play cricket in PNG. Indos like Australians and they’d probably go along with it if we get it going in the primary schools, there’s a kids game called kanga cricket they can start with that but the problem will be establishing clubs. There’s a lot of Aussies over there if they were organised better and with the right kind of investment into infrastructure and accessibility it could work. Malaysia should already have some cricket, also Brunei. Flips are a tricky one I’ll have a think about it.
The Australian government pledged $600m or something like that for an nrl team in png as a soft power flex against Chinese interests

>>149452932
not getting it x

>>149451760
Grace Brothers
Sydney
5 minutes, champ

>>149450342
BASED

>141 all out
Shambolic display

wow, yeah how about a big bowl of yf absolutely out
dire

Bad kicking is bad football
Bad catching is bad cricket

with englel winning test one (1) I really thought it was the year of the minnows fellas
poor TRINILAL
SO SAD x

Ben Duckett has exposed the leave as the biggest meme in cricket
imagine batting and being like nah don't think I'll bother lol. how was this considered a legit tactic for years?

it's a legit tactic for genuine batterspersons, fella
not for posers
plain x

really strong smell of poo in this thread

TNO (Test Nations Only)

>Australia won by 159 runs.
GONE GOTTEM GEORGE ST MACCAS IN 15 MINUTES CHAMP CUNT

the trophy cabinet top up begins NOW

Poor Windies, they looked good for a moment, showed a lot of ticker too. It will be a shame if the Day/Night Test turns into a dead rubber because that is the one I will actually see more of an hour a play each day.

>>149453482
Only works if you're a hobbit though tee bee aych

How many jeets could Webster and Green heem without losing? I'm thinking like 13.

kinda weird randomarse flex but whatever champ

>>149454794
applied for picking up my order yet mate
naan bread, daal, vindaloo, rogan josh and 2 butter chickens plus a sprite and a lassi
new yorker size slice of peri peri if you have the time
cheers mate

>>149455227
tabla x

>>149455227
U N I T
N
I
T

How many mice to defeat one lion? Some men are a lion. Rambo approaches the castle alone and the castellan despite having five thousand pikers under his command will open the gate and welcome Rambo with the keys and a banquet

windies are two good batspersons away from being a good team

*People of Bat

ORCAS WIN

are the rumours true
did aus cheat to win

'fraid so

>>149460628
dunno the context as I don't watch cricket but I have to assume yes

Zimbabwe got any chance of making it an even slightly entertaining game tonight?

>>149448620
That first test
>should we change bowlers?
>nope

>>149461547
fucking gregg ruining a kino double 5fer.

>>149461547
rodney holder (test avg 25) at 7 and ambrose (avg 12) in at 8 is very grim areas.
>Collins was best remembered for an injury of the cruellest kind, when a Jason Gillespie delivery trapped a testicle outside his box.
kwab

>>149460628
Yeah unfortunately the rumours are true, it was confirmed that Australia had to cheat to win

>>149461838
I can't believe it

>Runs: 17
>Wickets: 0
>Catches: 0

inglis simply never leaves anything in the shed, just 100% effort each and every match and it shows, the stats cannot lie.

>>149460628
This was given as a fair catch so.

what keeps you lot going everyday

It’s up lads
>>149462018

you watching today ausbros
i feel like you dont really care much about rugby (union) anymore

>>149462012
knowing that my services are valued and appreciated by my employer

the team that utterly humiliated australia are 30/3 v Zim btw

>>149460628
>>149460632
>>149461838
>>149461878
>>149462012
>>149462070
anyone know which country currently holds the ashes

the original ashes are held by england at lords

I didn't know Australia A were playing Zim

>Chase calls out 'so many questionable calls' in Barbados Test
>it's clear to see anyone would feel bad or feel hurt about those decisions. You're out there playing to win, giving it your all and it seems like everyone is against you
same old Aussies

What did he mean by this

>SA 90/4 vs Zimbabwe
Do you guys think the wrong teams made the WTC final this year?

>>149462676
Based Matt and Grace Hayden

Heard a rumour about Shamar Joseph

>>149463129
It's not good to gossip

but it IS good to ___

SIP!!

spill the tea my guy >>149463129

>>149459737
bbbBBBAASED SHAMOOO

>>149454133
luff KUFF LUFF this album ngl x

>>149454046
kkkdeeKkkk
>>149453728
GOTTEM >>149453919
>>149453478
>>149453224

>>149454133
https://youtu.be/KQWVtBau5lw

fuck off fatjeet

hook, line and sinker fellas x

midnight but do not feel like sleeping.

>>149446296 (OP)
BUOOOOOOOOOOOO

remember that time jonny bairstow got pranked by alex carey lol

*cheats*
>it's just a prank bro

if he eorked on a ranch but was kiwi he'd be jerking ramsdown iykwim haha

*loses*
a-anyone know which country currently holds the ashes?
no?
*squeaky nasal voice*
well its at lords in england btw

for the last 6 months I've been packing your bag
you can wash my balls with a warm wet rag
'til my balls feel smooth and soft like silk
i'm sick of your mouth and your 2% milk

sucks when you can't sleep

>>149464581
>iykwim
pretty sure you're making some form of derogatory comment towards kiwis but I honestly can't make any sense of the words you've typed there so, sorry but no, i don't know what you mean

got ya, ya son of a bitch
>>>/tv/212104905

just wish poostralia didn't cheat, we could OF enjoyed day 4 of test criccy innit

>>149466262
ummm...hahaaaaaaa
not me fella, but I've MANY impersonators ngl x

>>149467955
nonce

>>149468093
thanks for the elephant, fella ;))

>>149462921
>

enjoyed all the discussion about the SA v Zim test match today. definitely no cazzies in cric :)

>>149472575
tabla x

A humble 39* from me today
Had to come in at 5 and only got the last 10 overs for the second week in a row
Nice to get some scores on the board finally, but against bowling like that I feel like I could have easily stat-padded 50s and maybe even 100s if they'd just let me open

>>149472575
Maybe if there was so Saffas and Zimbabweans that posted on cric there would be discussion? Was this test even televised in the UK?

Also:
>no cazzies
No one has ever said this, the exact opposite in fact. Everyone knows this place is full of blowies during big games.

>televised
they have this thing called the internet now grandad

hey siri what's an innernet

A humble neek 39, for a turbo neek
The biggest neek in history since Henry Zeffman

Was it even streamed on jewtube?

Zachy here ama

Loves takes miles

My brain throbs with power

Any cric on?

meant love lord miles

Not going to the reddit meet tonight
It's something you should probably do only once a month, if you go to to every single makes you look like you have no mates
Doubt my wife is there tonight anyway, literally a nothing burger

>>149474035
Last I heard he is about to try to to go north sentinel island

Still dire at chess
But have got way better

unironically met the king and princess Anne recently, thought they'd be cunts but actually quite funny and down to earth.
i should have told them about /cric/

I would probably beat bard at chess

>>149473405
39 off how many mate? If it was about equal 39 off 30 is some ok slogging but probs not enough for the last 10 off a 50 over game.

didn’t realise his security guy was fucking eyeballing me

Miles is about to try go here
No idea how is going to do it
Maybe pretend to be dead and paint himself brown?
Need Nathan for you on the job really
Not even Mossad could pull this one off

>>149474490
I hope you washed your hands after mate

>/cric/bros casually hanging out with the king
We truly are the poshest general lads

More like the pooshit general iykwim haha

This is me

>>149474618
based zachy

give it a rest spaccy you welsh weakling

>>149474335
>probably
he's scared lmao
you're not brainful enough mate sorry. bard isn't smart but he has a phd so will study the patterns far more effectively

go back to Germany you fat Anglo neek

>but actually quite funny and down to earth
what jokes did they crack then mate?

>>149474104
excuse me ellyse is my wife sweaty

>>149474698
academia is purely a conformity test
would beat that neek at chess

a lot of hostility in here tonight

>>149475407
ignore it mate, just countystreams having a meltdown again

>>149474448
Off 39 balls exactly
Hit another six, nice to get two in two weeks
But mostly I was just rotating strike because my batting partner was in slogging mode and hitting even more sixes, think we went at 10+ an over for the 10 overs we batted together

>run a ball in the last 10 overs
neek thought he was playing a test match
no wonder you're the team mascot

To be honest I was finding it difficult to get off strike when I came in
Slow straight bowling and the field was in
Had to take the risk with a couple of powerful shots (lofted on drive, forceful front foot cut) to push the field back, at which point I could just run simple 1s and 2s for the rest of my innings and pad the average a bit with a nice not out for once

Actually talked to a Zimbabwean today and they had no idea the cricket was on, I passed on my best wishes

>>149475814
Sensible way to bat when the runs are flowing at the other end
I am ultimately a humble and unselfish batsman

bard scores a slow 39 and starts writing 20 blogs on it like he's just made a triple century

Strike rate of 100 simply isn't slow unless your weak brain has been completely addled by pyjama cricket

But I could have made a triple century against that shite if they'd just let me open the bloody batting for once

10 overs at the end simply isn't enough

a run a ball in that context is slow
literally free licence to slog it and try to get a boundary every ball

At stumps

I finally escape rentberg on July 10th
Quite glad China and Russia didn't actually stand up for Iran and ww3 got cancelled, because it means I get to decorate my flat

>>149476204
And ruin my average with a loose shot?
Preposterous idea
Learned that mistake last week when I got out final ball of the innings going for a bit slog - if I'd have just blocked that one out, I'd be averaging 90 for this side

https://youtube.com/shorts/hLJbPnjQ5Fs?si=Z38SD9l-2pCJMetu

Unironically climbed this v5 the other day in Leeds

''killer queen''

Hamish McArthur was sitting about twenty feet away, listening to me struggle on a v5 kilterboard while he has burden of dreams in mind

>>149476386
Metaphysical consolation
Is all it is
The pure suffering I have to put up with every single day, naturally I will have rich parents

>>149476629
that doesn't look hard at all. how fucking weak are you lmao

The world needs to be ready for the unforeseen consequences of a hunked-up Bob Dylan revival. Bob Dylan has been toying with his mythical status and untouchable legacy for the past 50 years similarly to how a bored prince might toy with the peasantry, switching religions, switching voices, going on Pawn Stars, game shows etc, and I see his enthusiastic collaboration with this lame-ass biopic as just another link in the chain of his seeing how far he can push the public until they realize that he's just some weird dude who spent 7 years being dizzyingly famous

The youth will come to understand Bob Dylan as a cool righteous hipster with abs, I don't see it that way, but I guess the beautiful thing about Bob Dylan is that all his biggest fans are convinced that *they* understand the *real* 'Bob Dylan' even though nobody really has a clue

>>149476831
I can bang out 22 pull ups 4th set so, apparently , not weak at all

always thought v5 was going to be something hard with small holds turns out zachy is just weak and pathetic

I haven’t exercised in years but I guarantee im strong than zachy, whatever he can do double or triple it and you’d reach my level
Skinny neek

hallo hallo then x

Need my mum to buy all my furniture for me to desu
Men really aren't good at this
Yeah we know we like Edwin jeans or a raf Simons dip-dye, but IN TERMS OF interior design, absolutely clueless

>>149474176
remember him from int brit
madlad ngl

Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen

>not natty (dog PEDs) and can just about manage a reddit sofa gym v5
dear oh dear. welsh genetics not even once

I have no taste, style or any idea of aesthetics.. must mean all men aren't good at this. the only answer.

>>149477554
keKkkkk GOTTEM

10th reply ITT fat

can't count luv x
also dc da
tabla x
https://youtu.be/HLrLjDTkicM

I’ve heard gay men are quite good at it

you tell 'em bla x

Hamish McCarthur excudes pure modesty

watchin' this absolute keenO
https://youtu.be/dMgr7nZ-eMA
>brexit A TITANIC SUCCESS
oh
MY
DAYZZZ
x
>>149477804
prefer Crickinthorpe
tabla x

>unathletic Welsh genes
This man would like a word, as would Colin Jackson and that NFL player

Right boys

which sports are wales good at?

Had a cracking joke lined up and nobody took the bait
https://youtu.be/q86g1aop6a8?si=uPZE_uJdBRptPJgy

If the Welsh were a weak people they’d have ceased to exist. Themselves along with Cumbrians, Highland Scotch, and the Cornish are the toughest people on that island you call Britain

making fat Anglo neeks seethe
more of a sport than golf or F1

>>149477913
he must be important and strong if you can't even remember his name

I will own a property
In two more weeks

>149478145
he's the Welsh bodybuilder from the valleys
Probably from somewhere near Neath

parsiq was a trick

up and atom fella >>149478238

>>149478417
Buying crypto long-term
You can't lose desu
Free money

not into crypto meself
just plain stonks tyvm x

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DHGflYjyfpE/
thoughts?

cricket (female)

>>149474176
last i heard he was taken hostage by the taliban but then set free because he wasn't ransomworthy
highest ppm thread on /trv/ in ages was about him around then

>>149474335
this but charles and shitposting iykwim haha

>>149474590
https://streamable.com/nr0dt

>>149476360
if he was a saffa washing machine who shot home invaders he'd be boschar pistorius iykwim haha

corr new thread soon

If for some reason one day I woke up as micksperg I'd kill myself immediately if you know what I mean

>>149477348
so true
I've put together a horrendous "bachelor pad"
just don't see the point in little decorations personally

>>149488835
What's a micksperg?

>>149490163
some fella who can only speak in very unfunny catchphrases

good lighting art and furniture can just make you feel better and more comfortable even if it is a small bachelor pad. first learn this after I moved my bed out of the corner of the room.

hankering for a bouldering
bouldering later

swear the route called cartmans mum on kilterboard is way harder than V5

>demand to play more Test cricket
>claim racism when you lose
*sigh*

''i need your feet more than you do''
what did he mean by this

>>149490738
the umpiring was dire tbf
most people don't have good eyesight anyway and once you are a boomer you are basically blind
I'm not sure anyone over 45 should be allowed to be an umpire

>>149475472
Fuck off cunt, weak wristed poof. Don’t blame your drunken ramblings on anyone else you cowardly shitskin.

Cameron winter- heavy metal is basically a good version of nick cave
although I do like skeleton tree desu

Will be playing Dragon Quest XII when it gets released

>>149490872
if* it gets released

>>149490640
Me? Mountaineering.

>>149490888
based cp/m&b bl/star citizen/the other scifi game that only delivered after being nuked/ffxiv
retarded how many games are released half finished these days cos muh patch despite allegedly being gold

meandering to bumdering

personally I am barely even noticing this so -called heat wave as I am Welsh (black)

Looking forward to watching lots of county cricket today

>>149491030
>heat
/cric/ is a scorchers general

Aren't Yorkshire playing Essex in Clifton today?
Maybe I should go

wait it's t20 wtf
I was talking to this guy in the pub the other week and he was making out it was first-class
I was convinced Yorkshire do not play first-class cricket in Clifton and it turns out I am right
I

>>149491160
>>149491175
It's not a T20, it's a county match against Essex
You should go
The inaugural zachy vs countystreamslad derby

Oh right, Google was playing up
It's cricket not a t20
I probably will go desu

>>149490997
Wish more studios realised that its better to delay release than release something unfinished. First impressions are everything

Shall I make a new thread?

If you do make it a decent OP. Bit early cunt though.

trying to buy a ticket

their website is broken on mobile
sort it out Yorkshire

20 quid
Bit steep that

What's the pitch like at Clifton?
A pancake like Scarborough, or is it greener? Id imagine the latter

>>149491307
I know a guy who lives in Scarborough.

i like it
the people aren't much to look at though

https://youtube.com/@kylelri
That's his youtube channel

Just went to watch 28 years later

Basically they took a unique British classic with a dark tone, and turned it into cliche Hollywood slop
Some brain dead Hollywood producers got their hand on the IP
The main character was a 12 year old boy with a bow and arrow

2/10
Being generous

>>149491350
It's 9am and you've just been to watch it?
Viewing started at 6.30am on a Sunday morning, did it?
Something about this post feels awfully rum

Absolute trvke from Neddy B

>>149491418
>>149491418
>>149491418