Thread 149446394

Every beginning has an end edition

NRL
>GAME 1
Brisbane Broncos v New Zealand Warriors
3:00pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane
1.58-2.38
>Since his return from injury, Reece Walsh has sparked the Broncos attack. The Broncos have found their attacking mojo, with back-to-back wins against the Titans and Sharks. The Warriors suffered a 28-18 loss to a depleted Panthers side in Round 16. The H2H record between these two sides is locked at 22 wins apiece with one draw, highlighting the fierce rivalry between them.
Broncos 1-12 3.05
Broncos 13+ 2.80
Warriors 1-12 3.35
Warriors 13+ 6.00
Broncos -4.5 1.90 Warriors +4.5 1.90

>GAME 2
St George-Illawarra Dragons v Parramatta Eels
5:30pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
WIN Stadium, Wollongong
1.64-2.26
>Zac Lomax was the Round 5 golden point idol against his former team. In this rematch, former Eel Clint Gutherson will hope to be the Red V's hero. The Dragons are coming off a bye, with their last match being a 30-18 loss to the Sharks. They have struggled for form in recent weeks. The Eels recorded a much-needed win over the Titans in Round 16. The Eels have had the better of the Dragons in recent years, winning their past four encounters.
Dragons 1-12 2.90
Dragons 13+ 3.20
Eels 1-12 3.30
Eels 13+ 5.40
Dragons -2.5 1.91 Eels +2.5 1.89

>GAME 3
Redcliffe Dolphins v South Sydney Rabbitohs
7:50pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
Suncorp Stadium, Brisbane
1.53-2.50
>Two of the NRL's best fullbacks headline the talent in Super Saturday's nightcap. The Dolphins suffered a 26-20 loss to the Knights in Round 16. The Rabbitohs were unlucky to go down to the Storm in golden point last week. Despite their ladder position, they have been competitive in recent matches and will be looking to build on their improved form. This is a crucial game for both sides.
Dolphins 1-12 3.10
Dolphins 13+ 2.60
Rabbitohs 1-12 3.50
Rabbitohs 13+ 6.00
Dolphins -5.5 1.86 Rabbitohs +5.5 1.95

SUPER LEAGUE
>GAME 1
Leeds Rhinos v Leigh Leopards
05:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.39-3.10
>Round 16 of the Super League from AMT Headingley Stadium.

>GAME 2
Hull KR v Wakefield Trinity
05:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.07-8.25
>Round 16 of the Super League from Sewell Group Craven Park.

>GAME 3
Warrington Wolves v Hull FC
02:30am (Sunday) AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.53-2.85
>Round 16 of the Super League from Halliwell Jones Stadium.

>GAME 4
Catalans Dragons v Huddersfield Giants
02:30am (Sunday) AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.55-2.50
>Round 16 of the Super League from Stade Gilbert Brutus.

>GAME 5
Castleford Tigers v Wigan Warriors
05:00am (Sunday) AEST on Fox and Kayo
8.25-1.07
>Round 16 of the Super League from The Mend-A-Hose Jungle.

>GAME 6
St Helens v Salford Red Devils
00:00am (Monday) AEST on Fox and Kayo
Odds TBA
>Round 16 of the Super League from Totally Wicked Stadium.

Old mate at Kayo didn’t give me much to ctrl-c/ctrl-v

the broncos thank the dolphins for use of the their home stadium, suncorp!!

>>149446414
crisp listing the days(nights) that the pooper league is on

Broncs gonna win

>>149446981
I’ll be honest, it’s me being lazy. For the next thread I can re-use the same post and just delete the ones already played

>>149452676
GAY

150 on the wahs tonight

>>149453458
A man of faith

>>149453857
A man of faith would post a screenshot of his bet

>>149453458
Atta boi. Pizza Hut or KFC for dinner?

2 min noodles if the Broncs get up

Worriers
Peels
Poophins

EZPZ

based 1/3 enjoyer

>>149453871
got me i put $39.22nzd thats 36.37 poo poo money

>>149454081
Choice

Thinking about my pizza from last night

Y U M M O
U
M
M
O

>>149453458
$50 bonus bet for me

t. BroncGODS Cuckstomer

The first ever board of the Perth Bears franchise will comprise:

>Ben Morton (Chair; Western Australian Business and Community Leader, Former Australian Government Minister, Former Western Australia Rugby League board member)
>Emma Garlett (Western Australian lawyer)
John Dumesny (Experienced Sports Administrator)
>Joe Hockey (Former Australian Treasurer and Diplomat)
>Christina Matthews (Western Australian Sports Administrator and Tourism Leader)
>Daniel Dickson (Chair of North Sydney Bears)
>James Bracey (TV sports presenter and journalist, former North Sydney Bears board member)
>Jacqueline Johnstone (Governance, integrity and strategy expert)
>Peter Cumins (Western Australia Businessman)

>>149455441
Nice that they let Cumins still be involved

ponga is out of origin and I'll bet money walsh destroys his knee against the warriors today. looks like hammer is going to get his chance to play fullback for the maroons.

>>149455441
>two liberal hacks (Morton, Hockey)
>two v'landys plants from Racing NSW (Dumesny, Johnstone)
>one nine plant (Bracey)
>one aboriginal hack (Garlett)
Who are the Labour hacks to balance things up?

the state government funding the whole thing

>>149455441
Cumins Morton and Hockey will reel in the mining dollar, this club will be richer than Brisbane

>>149453933
a bottle of scrumpy

>>149456704
And they don't get any jobs for their boys??

>>149457972
walsh isn't getting a try and the warriors are going to smash the broncos

>>149458332
You'll see.

>>149458350
how many times have you types this and have been right?

ponga OUT

knights future outlook just improved massively

Tip wahs
Brisbane are off

Uhh Foxtelbros….

Based Walsh sipping a redbull b4 the game

>>149455342
Thought BroncGODS were playing in NZ uh oh!!

first for broncgods

WALSH FUCK UP COUNTER:

Lost my local park footy game by 2 lads, spewing

bad luck m8 you'll get em next time

still can't believe those beanies are suppose to last for 10-11 months

Luv a tight ladder

JFH is such a CAT!

*yells "HE HAD A LOOK" whenever someone drops it*

a try here would be good for the broncos but not so good for the wahs

MY FAVOURITE PLAYER STAGGSGOD

TOEGOD

So instead of doing a double header all the fans of this game have to leave before the other one starts

Just put more money on the wahs

>>149460429
Should just chuck fox league on for em on the big screens between games

WALSH FUCK UP COUNTER: 1

Ref trying his hardest to keep this close. Without him assisting the Warriors, this would end with Brisbane putting 50 on them.

trainers need to fuck off

love ben teo but

ez

HIS NAME IS MAM

Drop Deardon
Bring in Ma'am.
Simple as.

Penaltos script in full effect

Karapani could never get in the Souths team btw. Was stuck behind guys like Richie Kennar, Taane Milne and Izaac Thompson

Thanks JD

well he's going off for a hia

What do you think of the term "balloon knot" to refer to a butthole?

figures the jaksperg is a fucken penaltos customer

>>149460533
Thanks Mick.

he doesn't even watch footy m8 he's a discord tranny

DON'T TAKE THE FUCKING POO YOU FUCKS

Poo curse + continued ref assistance to warriors = Broncos lose. Simple.

Its a mick ennis rhys walsh episode :(

2 more and its a 3 score lead thoughbeit

penalty poocos

there is the jackson ford error for the game

Lads I've got ham and cheese but no bread or buns. Should I just eat them without bread?

>penalty
>6 more
>6 more
>penalty
>6 more
>try

poo curse looms

>penalty
>6 again
>6 again
>warriors try
so predictable

Have the warriors considered not fucking up, these penalties aren't even contentious

Thanks for the try, Adam.

SAVE ME BUNKER

I'm gonna watch Batman Begins after this game. Absolute classic. Seen it at the cinemas when I was 4 with my dad and still remember it clearly. Was my first cinema experience.

Score some points plz bronkies

Field goal incoming

so the warriors are in freefall now, where will they finish come end of the season?
still top 8?
i'm picking somewhere around 10th-12th

pooriors bros...

>>149460737
The second half comeback is still in the cards.

poo peeland are bigger pretenders than cucknulla desu

I dont know why anybody bothers charging down kicks, it almost always fails unless you are near the oppositions try line.

BRONCGODS

>>149460752
not if you're ben hunt in state of origin

refs > poo curse

>>149460757

ben hunt isnt human.

Chargedowns shouldn't restart the tackle count, it punishes a positive play instead of rewarding it.

Chargedowns aren't positive play lmao

>>149460802

I think this is a good idea for golden point, because any charged down drop goal hands the win to the other team as they now have 6 tackles to get a dropgoal from about 40 meters out.

warriors going to come back strong in the second half, believe it

Warriors=shit
Refs=gay
Game=over

>>149460853
They've done that to the broncos a lot in recent years I think

>>149460853
the warriors don't really do that kind of thing bro

>>149460855
Think again. They haven't. Not even once.

willison going to be scary in a couple years

>>149460802
the reward is the chargedown not being a knock on. its still played at

lets go broncos

USE YOUR HEAD ERIN

Drinking vodkas and saving my last 2 beers for when I'm too pissed to have spirits without puking!

>>149460867
yep and broncos will lose him to another club

>penalty
>6 more
>6 more
>warriors try
classic refball

penalty
six more
six more

wargods

Please god

WALSH FUCK UP COUNTER: 2

>yogo mix doesn't come with a spoon anymore
Woke has gone too far

>>149460940
Missed it. What was the first one?

>>149460947
bad play the ball I think

bullshit refball

right out in the open

ford fuck up counter: 2
the battle is on

>>149460952
wah wah wah

>>149460957
come on, that was more bullshit right there

That was a bit of bs

pray for the women of south auckland

>>149460869
I know it's played at, but the chargedown should be distinguised and not restart the tackle count. Chargedown can be easily defined as at playing at a kick during it's upwards trajectory.

this has been some of the most egregious refball i’ve seen since the last time broncos played

haters gonna hate, grab some tissues wah fans

refs have always hated the pooiors

>>149460869
>reward
>exact same result as if it were a knock-on (set restart for the opposition)
hmmmm

and always loved Brisbane

damn ref forcing the warriors to knock on!

You fucking moron. The reward is that it's not called a knock on. The team that does the chargedown can take possession and play on. Many times this results in a try, as seen with Cleary on Thursday night. Kys casual.

More ref assistance to the Warriors btw

funny thing is the ball in the basket behind the goalpost is closer

METCALF DEAD

he’s rattled lads

DRAG THE CUNT OFF THE FIELD

>penalty for "time wasting"
>penalty
>6 again
>warriors try
A refball classic

ANYONE SEEN WALSH

Uhhhhh broncos defence???? Hello????

WAHGODS

if Leka Halasima smoked a pack a day he’d be Leka Emphysema

GAMES GONE ____
the famous broncos lose an easy win in the last 10 minutes episode looms

Game has gone soft desu

It's not happening

Jacob Layonyourbutt

rugby league is a shit sport

THATS MY FAV PLAYER AT IT AGAIN

RTS

AAHHHH SAVE ME BUNKER

Return To Sydney

Oh so now Ezra thinks collisions are bad, interesting

BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS BRONCGODS

SHIBASAKI! THAT'S MY SAMURAI!

>>149461125
There's always >Crusaderswinlol

wahs lose metcalf and cnk. likely for quite a long time.
its so over

>tipped Broncos
>death ride them all thread
one life’s best pleasures

Literally HOW can tapping the ball towards your own goal line be a knock on

Welp time to start following MLB.

based reynolds not taking any shit from the ref

Cheeky CobbGOD!!

So was cobbo the actual weak link

>extreme refball couldn't save the warriors
LMFAO

So Redcliffe vs Souths at the same ground in three hours and you need a separate ticket, seems a bit silly why didn’t they just move that game or this game to tomorrow or yesterday and move one of the other games to today. Newcastle vs Canberra should’ve been on Thursday night too for the beanies and Penrith vs Canterbury would be the fnf blockbuster. Are the nrl admin on holidays, wha?

Albert Kelly whateva happened there…

Pack it up, boys. Was a good thread, but proxy janny poofter is here to FAG it up.

game got moved because the nrl was scared of a cyclone so this game should really be in sydney. nrl too lazy to move games so just swapped the home/away fixture instead

>>149461230
Im honestly not too sure. But the broncs right hand side is looking strong

>>149461265
Isn't sydney about to get a cyclone or something in the next couple days too

good thing the game isnt in a couple of days then

good thing sydney will be flooded in a few days

Reminder that Tiff is now just another POOR girl renting a room in a sharehouse.

>>149461343

must be close to launching an onlyfans, any day now.

PARRACHADS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
ALL THE EELCHADS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME

she's gained 25k followers since coomer started making porn edits of her post.

Somebody text me when The are playing

*they’re

Dragons winning this shit 100% frfr

got a 33yo single mum coming over tonight lads. wish me luck

LETS GO DRAGODS
CAN'T BEAT EM AT HOME

>>149461532
I once had that experience, I made the mistake of going to her place (typical white trash single mum). Her spawn were there and I had to watch shrek till they went to sleep. Think we got to shrek 3

on ya klem ya grub

Channel 9 is preparing a multibillion-dollar bid to televise all nine NRL games per round under the next broadcast deal.

The plan:
•3 games/week on free-to-air
•6 games on Stan pay-per-view
•Plus finals + Origin

Fox Sports’ new owners, DAZN, will obviously be making a bid.

Anyone still in Lang Park hiding in the toilets?

>>149461548
she's got 2 kids, I think they will stay at their dad's when she comes
couldn't imagine going there, especially if kids are around. Shrek is good though

peels bros...

BASED UNSELFISH GUTHO
a lot of players would have tried to run it themselves and got tackled

Fox has cursed us with this shit hair

>>149461560
All 3. With the kids there. It wasnt a fun time. This is why I despise dating apps lmao

you might have been desperate to get laid but you've never been 3 shrek movies desperate kek

fucking idiot de belin

Based De Belin already an Eel

double agent debellend

>Peels already gave up a score
Fuckin hell

>>149461576
did you at least see her a few times before ghosting? i didn't meet this one from an app. seen her at the pub on Thursday, looked like someone stood her up so i went and talked to her

>>149461582
3 year dry spell...

nice catch Allen ya spastic

Origin winning fullback, Corey Allan.

>>149461600
Only saw her once. First meeting was the shrek incident.

>>149461457

daily reminder this meme is 14 years old and still going strong. 14 years of eels fans posting on 4chan, just stop and think about that.

Fuck, I also had a fling with a single mum a few years back. She didn't have a sitter for her kid one time, so she came to "mine" which was a sharehouse with 3 other guys. The kid was talking to all my housemates. And we ended up going to me bedroom and watching shrek until the kid went to sleep. Just the first one lol

Refgons

>>149461609
She was testing you out on the kids seeing if you'd be their father figure, poor kids might've watched a lot of shrek with random dudes they never see again

Orc Faced Ref hates the Peels desu

Working on a 36 year dry spell myself and I still would never watch Shrek 3 again

>>149461631
It's either this or she's fucking useless at organising a sitter maybe she has no friends or her family are all not to be trusted fuckups

>>149461642
I remember there was another really really fat whale of a lady there too.

>>149461632
you losers literally cry on the field lmao

I had a one night stand when I was in my mid twenties with a woman ten years older than me. I woke up the next morning with her going outside the bedroom to her 19 year old son who was seething about his mother bringing a guy home while he visited her.

DRAG THE CUNT OFF THE FIELD

DRAG HIM OFF

heemed

return of the lawGOD

FALL OVER THE LINE MAN DRAGON EDITION

kek this is a gambling rort surely

going to jump in the shower ladies don't let peels score while I'm away

Need a good story to balance this stuff. There's a woman over here in her 40s with three kids youngest is 18 and her sister died suddenly the other week over in England so the lady here is taking in her three kids they're between 11 and 3 and their Dad had fucked off so they don't really have anyone else

le stroll around slowmax for free points man

this will just make the inevitable dragons choke even better

It's not inevitable.

you’re not inevitable

>>149461532
and she isn't just your own mum, correct?

GAMES GONE

she's kiwi, so could be your mum

Suliface.webp

with all these escorts you’d think more family members would be around

Does Suli still play?

TAPEWORMBACK

PEELBACK

SPARKBACK

Go back.

>>149461532
>>149461548
>>149461560
>>149461576
>>149461582
>>149461600

/r/ThatHappened

nice kick lomax

the single mum

big hands

>>149461752

thats an escort for sure.

>>149461752
Me

>>149461752
she looks like she likes tigers players if you get my drift

That guy isn't me and that's not the single mum I've got coming over. She's significantly less hot than that

if she comes with socks you run away

former broncos great corey allan

>socks
>some other cunts kids

i'm dating a non-single mum

Why isn't Lomax taking the Dragons kicks anymore?

>>149461808
He decided to be a traitor.

>flanagoon scoring on us
truly is misery supporting me Eelies

That guy who got suspended for making fun of Kyle Flanagan every week on Insta gotta have some mixed feelings now

I can almost remember when the eels were a good team if I try really hard

parramatta have done all they can for near 30 years to make you stop supporting them so its on you at this point m8

>>149461850

lucky you fired that coach of yours that got you to the finals, he was def holding you back.

peelies need more has been poogans players to make them better tbqh

>>149461851
more like 40yrs

WE WANT 50

cant believe i captained Haas the fraud flop

>>149461850
They made the Finals the year before I started watching and yet I've only known them to be shit

it’s all good my Eelies just gotta score 24 unanswered points :3

>souths are lower on the ladder than these Eels
lmao

>>149461886
What made you start watching nrl?

>>149461893
Um ACKSHUALLY if you look at the live ladder Eels are behind now

as of literally right now they'e not because parra are down -22 on the their f/a

>>149461889
A reasonably small amount of points for a rugby league side, I'd say.

begone ladder nerds

Cash out? Or let this ride?

souffs are masters of fucking up multis

Maybe you're just not good at gambling

>>149461918

I don't gamble

OFR just loves to be on screen

nice of the dolphin customers to come out to their home stadium NOT

>>149461899
Was starting to dislike Union and wanted to give League a chance.

Yvonne Sampson reported on Fox League that Warriors CEO Cameron George said the club is “very concerned” about Metcalf’s knee and coach Andrew Webster said in his post-game press conference that all possibilities were on the table, including a torn ACL, although scans will confirm the nature of the injury.


noooooooooooooooooooooooo

>DUDE MINTO
fuck up Vossy

ZACBACK

damn that dudes ded

nice kick lomax

Sergis got her voodoo doll out again

Poogans on tilt here

EELSGODS
EELSGODS
EELSGODS

EELSGODS
EELSGODS
EELSGODS
EELSGODS
EELSGODS
EELSGODS
EELSGODS
EELSGODS
EELSGODS

>>149462174
kwab

dragqueens bros...

>opposition chant in your home stadium
is there a greater insult?

>>149462087
Now you know what it feels like to have a certain premiership stolen by a late-season half ACL injury

mick ennis doing the viking clap

being st george-illawarra

Ok i kneel, eels
Is this the biggest choke of the year?

TOTAL TOUCHIE DEATH

love seeing a touchie actually do their job, good call

TRY btw

what are the fucking poogans doing

Regons gonna refgon

Why is he allowed to use NRL intellectual property while Neha had to give up NRLWnews (or whatever Watch Her Footy used to be called)??

>>149462266
gendered issue

am of all the escorts tonight they miss that? rigged shit

KEK GET FUCKED KLEM YOU DOG

love Neha so much bros

Why are the dragons falling like a u15 side

>>149462266
Because NRLWnews sounds like it's a real show on fox. NRL Physio is a twitter man, although it would make a good show on a Monday night give a rundown of player injuries and expected recovery times and some informative discourse on how to take care of injuries for the general punters I'd watch it

when is lomax taking the game winning fg

>>149462292
The name is making out he's an NRL Physio from the NRL Ministry of Physiotherapy dishing out physio news from the sactum. It's in the name, a registered trademark:
https://search.ipaustralia.gov.au/trademarks/search/view/754218?q=NRL

how can I block irish posts

>>149462325
fucking freshie

business idea: NRLW Physio on Fox

TAKE THE POO

>broken early
>5 minutes after the scrum
this fucking orc

>>149462325
gouge your own eyes out with a grapefruit spoon cunt

>>149462331
>getting paid to sniff feet
the dream

Interestingly the NRLW trademark is registered for vehicle seat covers whilst NRL is not

>>149462343
fake irish, irish has a reddit mod "cool as ice" aura about himself and would never lash out like this

>>149462320
He's making out with you (another man) and you like it because you're gay for men

that’s it refs get em over the line

>>149462349
Can you delete this post

You'll find NRL is Nuie Rugby League, always was

>not taking the 1
this will cost them the game

Lomaxxed

KEKEKEKEK PEEEEEEEELIES

Why risk the offload on a 2nd tackle

Lomax you fucking idiot

3rd tackle lmao

Just imagine what he'd be capable of in Origin

KEKEKEK all that work in the 2nd and then you run out of 91 petrol at the death

based de belin throw some punches you champion

>that feeling when you biff but you're clearly gonna win
Must be heaven looking into the eyes of a loser like that

Wonder if the reason they cracked down on Neha was because they forgot to actually register NRLW as a trademark until March 2023 and if they let it slide she'd have a stronger case to keep the name because it pre-dated it becoming a trademark.

the coward poo

>20 minutes till the next game
WHO SCHEDULED THIS

The titans now have the chance to do the funniest thing. Come on tits

we're in here till the next game lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aonezrIfiv8

My wife Tyra Wetere

>>149462445
It's right though. Need this break to get a drink or go for a slash or let the cat in. It's also an opportunity to reflect upon what we've just witnessed and ponder upon what's to come.
https://youtu.be/sagkHJ_zxDE?si=zn1IaAztIIzcyrLz

why did you post lower resolution pics of pics you already posted?

Anyone got a stream for the lions match?

Can easily see Souths winning this. By a big score.

What's that on Wayne's face?

>>149462524
Brisbane Lions have a bye this week, lad.

>>149462523
I didn't even see. Someone else posted my wife, it seems.

Freddy Krugar uhh nigga

Nightmare on Suncorp street ahh nigga

>bunnies are 16th on the ladder
The ladder really means nothing this year (except for the titans)

WHO THE FUCK IN HERE TIPPED THE POOPHINS I BET YOU'RE A WHITE FUCKING RACIST DAWG CUNT. CHANGE YOUR TIPS RIGHT FUCKING DOWN AND CHOOSE RIGHT YOU DOGS.

>>149462608
Latrell didn't say this

business idea: the players throw their beanies into the crowd after they run out

not much of a charity if you are giving stuff away

Junior Tupou has signed with the Roosters

the NRL can buy them

He will play alongside his father Senior Tupou

Ordered Red Rooster again because of the free flayva

>>149462648
LOL. think I've finally seen a funnier post than 'based whistling ad'

TONIGHT WE ARE JAPANESE TUNA FISHERMEN GET OUT THERE AND FUCK SHIT UP

??????

GET FUCKED DOLPHINS IMAGINE LOSING IN FRONT OF YOUR HOME CROWD

TRELLGOD

ANYONE SEEN HAMMER

>>149462544
Told ya, CUNT

pride cometh before the fall

don't catch the next one toe it through

>Wighton scores

MUH TRELL

bizarre behaviour

we're all fox commentators in here m8

jacking Aesop, a new low

Let's gone The

good to see we're not caring about correct play the balls unlike earlier in the season

Pride is a sin Irish, the nuns taught you that

no try

OH NO NO THAT RABBIT IS DROWNING

>>149462759
freshie

>>149462759
Arrogance is the sin not pride

SPLASHBACK

need like 20 fall over the line man trys

>good morning
incorrect its 8:08pm and I will NOT be reading the rest of that

>BFT in the bunker
oh noooooo

>>149462798
Yeah they've conflated the meaning of arrogance with the word pride. If you look up pride it has different meanings, arrogance being the appropriate meaning in this context and it's sinful in all the Abrahamic faiths.
It's a mistake to presume that pride in all senses is sinful, one taking pride in his works is not necessarily arrogant nor is one taking pride in the sense of being proud of a thing existing.
It's a silly thing to be confused about and mostly it's because of translations and the way meanings of words can change in English

>a dreadful cause
Get this muppet off my telly

>>149462849
die prot heretic

Knowing this upsets Irish makes these tries extra sweet.

HAS ANYONE SEEN FATRELL???? (check maccas)

new
>>149462018
>>149462018
>>149462018

>>149462896
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT

>>149462896
I thought Western Force folded

blud named Aublix

if Aublix was a kiwi his name would be allblacks

cant believe those fats at the uni arent giving me special consideration

>letting a midge score on you
GIVE THE BUNNIES THEIR SPOON ALREADY

holy shit

all NRL should be FTA

>>149462896
>Poonion

at least with kayo you can watch other sports with your subscription
I don't watch tv so I don't want to pay for stan

the only other sport i watch on kayo is cricket and 7 has the important stuff

>>149462982

state of origin going to pay per view?
get fucked.

>>149462982
That sounds like absolute garbage

Murdoch sold Foxtel (and Kayo) to a Russian oligarch (whilst retaining ownership of the Brusbane Broncos Ltd ASX:BBL, a News Corp family company), Nine buying the rights is a return to Aussie ownership.

poopeetohs bros...

PHINDOM
PHINDOM
PHINDOM
PHINDOM

Live ladder update?

not very aussie to put the peoples game behind a fucking paywall

>24-6
the most dangerous lead

Glad to see Irish has finally shut up.

MIDGE DOWN I REPEAT MIDGE DOWN :(

kodi dead

So one post the junk since 1908 meme.

Chooks will catch them by 2040, already at 17 to 21.

>>149463139
shouldn't post this during pride month
>forever in their skidmark

>>149463139
Thanks brudda

>>149463121
We can easily score 4 second half tries

They're offside

>>149461911
KEK the 1.02 favourite will fuck your multi. Dumb cunt.

Would brain cancer be cured if Mark and Carrie put their rivavlry aside and teamed up?

what’s the lore on this beanie saga m8?

No because the poofter mark Hughes is for MND, not brain cancer

WE WANT 60

the dolphingas do be scoring a lot of poooints ngl

Haven't seen a dolphins try the entire second half

poophins tilted awful 5th tackle option bunnies have this

>>149463353
It's just the Poopeetohs tho

https://9now.nine.com.au/a-current-affair/familys-parole-fight-to-keep-violent-baby-basher-behind-bars/9087f158-9cec-497a-8eb5-e73d6ae4d065

>bash and torture a 7-month old baby you're supposed to be caring for
>give him permanent brain damage and paralysis
>send threatening letters to the kid's family while you're in prison
>still set to be released from prison
Why are New South Wales people like this? Why do you insist on giving demented murderers second chances?

excuse me sir this is /nrl/

>Mark Hughes = alive
>Carrie Bicklemore's husband = dead
I know which beanie I will be buying each winter

KEKEKEKEKEK give it to em ref don't be lame

>>149463405
You could've kept this for origin night and it would've been such an EPIC POST but no you just had to go ahead and do it couldn't help yourself reckon you're a premature ejaculator don't reply to me if I'm right

SAVE ME BUNKER

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ytmanQ1H9S0

lol it sounds like "south sydney energy"

two of their firs half tries should've been bunkered absolute disgrace but we'd still be losing anyway

Webm that "free cobbo" sign

>appeal for penalty
or
>dive on loose ball

>>149463405

80/20 rule. Capitalism is built on it.

Basically in summary, its cheapest to be right 80% of the time and neutral/slightly wrong/wrong 20% of the time. Being right 100% of the time is too slow and costly, and you have to take some level of risk in a competitive environment and act quickly.

For prison system, like everything, its not designed to be perfect, just cost effective, fast, and good enough the majority of the time.

You have probably noticed quite a few rules in the NRL are also like this, as is the bunker and referees etc. Their is just no escaping this rule, perfection is too slow, so we always have to have flawed systems for everything.

>fatrell
play to the whistle dumb cunt

RIP Walsh,
Hammers gonna play origin.

RABBITPUNCHBACK

>>149463449
>>149463471
He posted this in /afl/ as well >>149463419

>>149463514
agitprop against football

>>149463514
the fact that you know this tells us you post in both threads yourself mate.
kill yourself

CAUSE DUNCANS ME MATE

We all post in both threads. You'd know that if you weren't a newcunt casual faggot

>>149463541
he's probably watching both games

TRY

Roosters Junior Tallis Duncan

Habbening?

>>149463541
>the fact that you know this tells us you post in both threads yourself mate.
Unironically wasn't me, mods will confirm it.
I saw this on /afl/ and thought to see if he was spamming it in both threads

>>149463551
cringe and false statement

>>149463560
Go back to /afl/ ya poof

>>149463572
fake irish, irish loves homosexuals and diversity

>>149463559
There's time

I only post in NRL because I have standards.

>>149463551
Truth nuke. Cazzies hate him

>>149462982
Origin and finals are protected, it’s why Foxtel can’t get exclusive rights to them

>>149463559
It's Souths. Literally never say die the team

Why is the phrase giving somebody a sniff considered acceptable?

Foxtel should buy Question Time.

>>149463148
21-15

>>149463592
I wish foxtel had them the 9 coverage is horrendous. Hope Ennis gets a job at 9

>>149463598
Widespread is the knowledge of Napoleon's famous erotic line to Josephine, "I will return in three days, don't wash!" (“Je reviens en trois jours; ne te laves pas!"). But little do people realise that he was not the first one to appreciate the ripeness of a female body's natural aroma. It was another French figure who had the historical privilege of uttering a comparable phrase in the throes of erotic passion to his beloved centuries ago: Henry IV of France, who wrote to his mistress Gabrielle d'Estree: "Don't wash my love, I'll be home in eight days". But a predecessor, Henry III was also reportedly excited by the animalic essence of the female body: he fell in love with Mary of Cleeves after smelling the odour of her just removed clothing.

refball

>>149463598
It's just insecurity that stems from childhood where being perceived as friendless was shameful.

By the time most men hit 30 they grow out of this infantile insecurity and come to the realization that you can't just sit around and wait for other people to live your life for you. Sometimes you have to go out there and do things by yourself as to not let life pass you by, and by doing this you learn to be comfortable with yourself and not giving two fucks about what some insecure strangers might think about you

>poo
congratulations bunnies

>>149463612
In a better mood I'd change this around make it rugby league themed definitely mention Millie Boyle and a dunny in there somewhere

>>149463612

I didnt see this phrase in NZ, but its very popular in Australian sport, did Australia also get Frances prisoners?

>>149463404
don’t ever (you) me again fella

>>149463635
We did yeah. Lots of Hugenouts and also some French Canadiens who opposed the idea of the British

Roger that champ

I dont see things like this in other sports.

>>149463661
>wew

ANYONE SEEN FATRELL

based hammer
dabbing all over the poopeetohs and gets to go home to his sexy gf
what a chad

>>149463671
it's true
>>149463668
France were influential in rugby league until ww2 and then again in the 50s

>>149463612
It's a fake quote. Never appeared in any of his letters. Hippies invented it in the 1960s.

I don't think I've ever seen Hammer at full pace. Looks like he's jogging all the time

>>149463683

there is just no way he can be kept out of origin after this, he will be the QLD fullback.
If Billy picks walsh hes cemented himself as the next Freddy.

9 more points CARN FINNIES

>>149463693
agreed walsh has been shit all year

>>149463699
7*

>>149463706

not so fast kek

Jack Whiteman

>>149463699
Cashout status?

>>149463693
He's not in doubt for Origin? Even if he wasn't the fullback, he's either in the centre on wing.

>>149463699
>he doesn’t know

>>149463699
>>149463706
>winning margin
based retards

>>149463714

he has to be fullback, hes just not the same at centre, dont fuck this up Billy.

>>149463699
Mate, you are retarded. That's the MARGIN. Poophins need to be on 70+ for you to win lmao

>>149463722
Right, but you keep implying he might not be selected at all. Please familiarise yourself with English, Mr New Australian.

>>149463720

fins cant score when bunnies are scoring...

>>149463736
Do you understand what margin means you braindead cunt?

>>149463699

I bet even sportsbet laughed when they saw this bet come in.

footy still on boys

>>149463754

you were saying?

whats wrong with waynes face :(

BIN HIM

pootrell bros...

GET UP YA SOFT FAT CUNT

FATRELL THE DIVING SOOK

>>149463793

his +51 margin bet looks like it might not come off

How the fuck is that only in penalty fuck me

give it to AJ

ONE MORE POINT
SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLARYDOOS

>Latrell slugcam
KEK

50 SOUFFS ARE FINISHED

Can't wait for all the commentary about how good the poophins are, after they put 50 on 3 spoon contenders.

Katoa getting unicorn points this round - did Sangster bring him in?

is duncan related to gordon?

What's even the next winnable game for the Rabbitohs?

I think phins are going to stop at 50 out of respect for their old coach, no 51 today.

It's really not that bad of a flogging. Souths scored 5 tries, and only lost by 22.

>>149463869
Next game

>>149463860
>captain Broncuck Flop Haas
>lowest scoring of my 13

>>149463866
can’t be true, surely??

>>149463881
Its a huge flogging you concede 50 points you suck
No matter how many you score
The phins being shit at defence doesn't make you any better

>>149463886
soooo that’s your fault isn’t m8?

Jack Whiteman left Canberra for Souths to win a premiership.

>>149463891
Three of the tries should've been disallowed though

RING OF FIRE

>>149463891
Wrong. If you lose 50-48, you did NOT get flogged.

It's really more like 32-28 and we missed a couple kicks and they scored an intercept

hope the go for a fg for anon

PHINS love points more than they love winning

>didn't win 755 big ones because of 1 point
thats gotta sting

>>149463910
Kek. The cope

>if only the ref called differently... three separate times
Shiggy diggy

>>149463926
scientifically accurate though. There was that held up try and then the other one they were offside and the bunker didn't get involved and there was probably another clear one icr

That cunt who tried to murder our fb should've been binned too and we probably would've scored at least two or three tries after that

when my peem loses I call em shit and want the coach fired tbqh

>>149463942
Hammers third one. AJ got taken out in the air and they called it as "competing" even though the poophins player only ever had eyes for AJ

Webm Fatrell mouthing "that's bullshit"

>>149463955
That's right

>>149463948
Refs don’t have the power to bin multiple fast food joints m8

Look, I'm not saying we were robbed or anything well done Redcliffe they played well all I'm saying is it was a much closer contest than the scoreline suggests and also we were a little bit dudded on a lot of calls

>>149463948
>our
>we

What do you do when you feel frozen out of a team lads?
I moved to live with the mrs a bit ago and I started playing for a local team, I'm a union player but played well for my old league team back in my home town (selected in the regional rep team, joint player of the season). This new team is quite a bit higher level though (national vs yorkshire league)
I've never had more than 15 minutes on the pitch for the 1st team regardless of what I do, I'm always one of the hardest working players at training/con and strongest player in the team in the gym (300kg deadlift, 200kg squat for 10 reps)
As it is I feel like I'm working my arse off just to sit in the clubhouse with a beer on saturdays

somehow now that 51+ margin post isn’t the most retarded thing posted in the thread

Fuck off, loser

>>149463982
crisp Jye Gray

>>149463982
supply drugs

>>149463982

Just apply for the rabbitohs, you could probably get in.

Du you think hammer stutters and stammers while talking to his big tit gf?

>>149463982
UK sports are all boys clubs its who you know not how good you are
Start greasing up to the richest kids in the room

>>149463982
Ask your coach what he needs you to do. It could be simply he's a very loyal selector and that's just how it is sometimes but you can get him to tell you what he wants to see from you at training and in your 15 minutes, and tell him you feel like you can do more for the team

>>149464002
Can you post said gf (ideally cleavage)

>>149464000
Tried that, my old team all loved a bag but none of this lot get on it

gradually poison your peemates electrolytes

>>149464015
I refuse to believe there’s a footy in 2025 that aren’t on the bags 24/7

Pull a Luai, turn up barefoot with a boombox blasting

pulling a Pooai didn’t help my court case desu

>>149464040
fetty wap?

>>149464014
You can have this AI slop of her boobies.

based Terry Hill

>>149464012
His only actual point was speed playing the ball which I appreciate I'm a bit slower at since I'm from a union background and don't have the muscle memory of league rucks built in yet.
Mainl said I just need more game time but we have like 5 2nd teams games a season so if I'm only getting 10-15 mins here or there it's a fucking pointless thing to say

Lara Pitt is so beautiful. Can't believe she's almost 50.

>>149464057
fake

>>149464063
I don't like him you should start looking for another club

>>149464057

kek at whoever invented this technology, its only going to improve too.

rewatching shameless fellas. never watch this shit.

the uk or yank one?

>>149464093
the yank one.

BUS RETARDS

it genuinely makes me feel uncomfortable. is this how white trash ACTUALLY live

I've never seen it but probably yes. Basing this answer solely off white trash reputation

im at the season where a 13 yo rapes a 20yo btw

Kevin Walters keeps talking over Lara. I don't like this at all. Very, very disrespectful.

Now that Wayne Bennett has officially lost it as a coach, what willl be his next career move? I'm thinking podcaster.

>>149464164
Should have been there when Corban commentated NSWRLW

2 legs to to go, lads. Gonna let it ride, even though I can genuinely see Cronulla winning in Melbourne.

Everything you have been taught is a lie

>>149464244
Looking good man. Hope you get it.

>>149463948
Would have been a binning of Trell did it.

>>149464057
>the slop flop

calling it now, Broncos are going to beat the Bulldogs next week with Ben Hunt and Cobbo in the side

Not a chance.

>>149464839
karapani playing way too good for cobbo to come back atm. but broncs will win.

>>149464888
its an origin game. with walsh in the maroons camp cobbo will be back as fb. they beat the dogs already with cobloaf playing number 1, he's apparently fit and ready for it.

Poouths gotta sign some good big front rowers because they gotta have the weakest pack in the league, can't rely on Keon, who had to be moved from the edge to make 200m every week.

Also they gotta start preparing for life after Cody Walker because he keeps getting these old man hamstring injuries

just saw an ad for stan and suaalii is the face of the australian rugby union peem

>>149465536
>>149465536
>>149465536