Thread 149446452

How?

>>149446452 (OP)
Safe and effective status?

>>149446452 (OP)
Posting the statement would help

>>149446452 (OP)
I read the story - apparently as some kind of sick joke they let an Argentinian perform the operation.

general anaesthetic is dangerous and often unnecessary

>>149446499
>the surgical procedure raises some questions as the anesthetic used was a sponge soaked in opium to induce a state of unconsciousness

Should have gotten the fourth booster

He was vaxxed and boostmaxxed, how could this happen?

>>149446504
>general anaesthetic is dangerous
no it isn't. 1 in 100,000 people die from it
>and often unnecessary
yeah try knee surgery without general anesthetic

>>149446452 (OP)
Brown people don't wash their hands

>>149446452 (OP)
KWAB
Imagine being that weak
But keep hyping pro athletes bros, they're elite or something

>>149446682
>pro athletes
He wouldn't have made it to pro level anyway with a knee injury requiring surgery at that age

>>149446452 (OP)
pfizer'd

>>149446617
>1 in 100,000
that's a massive amount of people imo

So where is there a trial against big pharma top management and medical government body officials?
Will anyone be punished for unsafe vaccines and hysteria?


And no, pharma will not die out and we will not die out out of polio. Pharma business is too lucrative to be abamdoned. (Just like casinos and betting wouldn't not be closed even id taxes at 95%)
But crimers should be punished. This should not let be gone away.

>>149446870
>russian lad saying "crimers should be punished"
wew lad

>>149446452 (OP)
Never accept general anesthesia for something that can be done with local one.

>>149447090
No way man I wanna be knocked out for even the smallest procedure God forbid
If anesthesia kills u then I got bad news for u bro
How weakmind r u honestly

>>149447112
>can't get surgery without druggie anesthesia
>calls other weakmind
mot just tanking the pain like a real man, ngmi

>>149447167
>he needs surgery and can't just drink a bottle of whiskey and fix it himself

argcuck

>>149447167
Suffering for no reason isn't a good thing

>>149447237
My dad once slashed his hand, his palm I think and took a bottle of whiskey poured a little on and stitched himself up. I would be in a hospital crying

>>149447299
Thank god for medical whiskey

>>149447351
Yeah it was hard core from his peasant youth

>>149446452 (OP)
>dies during knee surgery
How does that happen?

>>149446995
Name one Russian crime

>>149447354
>spent 39 years in a coma because of a strike
The most French reason possible

>>149446870
bot?

>kid dies during a literal surgery
>b-but the vaxxxx
You're already brain dead. Do yourselves a favour and finish the deal.

>>149446452 (OP)
Anesthesia technicians almost certainly fucked up or he had some unknown health condition. Thankfully the only time I had to go under was to get my appendix removed

>>149447719
18 years old athletes dying out of surgery complications, i.e. cardiovascular shock, is extremely rare. And you know what causes a strain on heart since 2020-21.

>>149446482
>>149446536
>>149446541
>>149446847

>>149447167
Nigga are you retarded? It's more likely that they could have nicked an arteries in his leg and caused him to go into shock or that the anesthesiologist wasn't monitoring his vitals and gave him way too much than a vaccine killing him.

>>149446452 (OP)
That's a pretty good way to go out. Drift off into death from your sleep.

>>149447802
Don't make me repeat myself.

>>149446452 (OP)
>argentinian doctors
KEKAROO

>>149446452 (OP)
anesthesia mistake?

>>149447595
Not sending me multiple slave brides to fuck and form a harem

>>149446452 (OP)
Vax status?

>>149447595
Crimea

I had surgery once, it could have been me.

>>149447288
You can get a local anaesthetic though...

>>149448804
So retarded

>>149446617
I would try it if I was allowed to you spacker. Too bad nobody does it.
>>149447090
This is true.

>>149447037
kek

>>149447299
Your dad is not very proud of you, I presume.

>>149448985
Yes you are.

>>149447803
T. PSOE sucker

>>149446452 (OP)
F little lad
May you play a nice footie match with Sala

How many times have you undergone general anesthesia?
me, 2 times in the span of 4 months and another one a year later = 3 at the age of 36

>>149451814
No you are
Imagine wanting multiple needle shots, which can be extremely painful depending on where it is
Granted, a general involves an iv, which we could argue is worse but you're knocked out

The best would be something without any skin perforation

>>149452417
Once for a septoplasty
Almost died, blueberries were in my system and I could have basically strangled myself
I didn't eat anything before but the doctor thought I was lying
The truth is that the night before I was nutrient loading with the plan of making a never-before miracle three day recovery and I had a bunch of food like honey, blueberries, and so on, but also some home made bone broth which had become gelatinous. The broth was the last thing I ate and I spent the night and morning before the surgery throwing up. I should have said something but I was an idiot and said to go ahead
Very lucky

>>149446452 (OP)
organ harvesting

>>149452564
I'm not worried about not waking up. First od all that's a great easy way to go
Secondly, you literally just say "I'm waking up" and there's nothing thst can kill u

>>149452625
I was gonna be the Ron Artest of septoplasty surgeries
Ron artest once famously made a 3 month come back after knee surgery

>>149452646
Oh yeah, I wanted to finish and say I'm more afraid of needles and ivs than not waking up from some pansy ass
ass sedative. I went to college in America, amounts of drugs that miniscule can't do anything to me

>>149446617
>1 in 100,000 die from it
That won't be me.
>1 in 100 million win the lottery
Take my money.

>>149447803
>KYS
You're the one who took it lmao

>>149448422
Your wives are towels, moite.

>>149452625
>Once for a septoplasty
funny thing, my first one was also for a septoplasty and some polyp removal.
btw
>with the plan of making a never-before miracle three day recovery
i'm not sure i follow you there - you were hoping to be released 3 days after the procedure?
i went under the knife on a thursday afternoon, was released friday by noon and got my stitches removed the next monday

>>149446501
Zoomers won't even understand your reference. Might as well do a nod to 'Upstairs, Downstairs'.

>>149452726
Germans are so smart

>>149453621
dont they burn coal for energy as if we were living in the 1700s

>>149452417
Anybody who has walked on their own up to operating table, did getting on it with a bunch of people watching you feel humiliating in weird way?
Like you were a human sacrifice or something?
This is how I felt. Am I weird?

>>149453630
Prostitute Merkel scammed them

>>149453635
it was a bit weird, yeah, specially because it was the first time. lots of people coming and going, voices getting distorted and then fade to black

>>149453635
I felt extra weird because i was a foreign ethnic group being operated on by a different ethnic group in a region that had a war not too long ago
But I trusted them and they were good to me and did an incredible job, but there were times before the surgery where I was afraid they were going to hurt me

>>149447595
1999 Russian apartment bombings

>>149453899
Yeah, even though I pretty much knew what to expect from a whirlwind of people explaining it, I wasn't ready for the moment of walking up to the table in the center of the room and giving up your autonomy and laying down on it. I was noping out internally the whole time, as if I could have backed out of there.

How common is that? You're entitled to the choice to walk in on your own if you can walk, I think
>>149454008
Yeah, that too, thinking that I was about to be a lifeless body on a table surrounded by strangers who could see my lifeless body was unreal.

>>149454312
You're definitely at their hands and at their mercy... it's nerve wracking even without the ethnic component

BOTAFOGO > INTER MILAN

god i wish that would ahppen to me. im too afraid to kill myself. getting general anaesthesia and then dying in the sleep would be ideal

>>149457404
Scram back to the flourecent light rats nest you crawled out of

>>149457505
In tel Aviv

>>149457404
how can you be afraid to pull a trigger retard

>>149458154
It’s hard bro, at least for me there’s something in me that prevents me from going through with it, a shimmer of hope. But I confess to random anons that it’s hard to live like this, with the constant agony of this all being hopeless. Inb4 just talk to someone, my friends don’t get it and I was abused by my parents so I don’t have family I can talk to either.

>>149458662
Kek
I'll never get suicidefags
Life is literally way too short and you want to make it shorter
KWAB

>>149458662
well I was suicidal for a long time as well due to some chronic pain issues that I thought would never go away and if I had easy access to a gun I would've ended it ages ago, any other method was too scary for me. not sure what your problem is but hang in there

>>149458690
Because you’ve never been at rock bottom for an extended period of time.
>>149458747
I tried twice, first time I pussied out and second time I didn’t die. My second attempt I went free solo climbing a ~50m rock and…I made it up and down alive. It was a 5.11c and it shows my ultimate weakness; I climbed something that didn’t guarantee death. Next time I’ll be more direct, but frankly I have two cats that I’m taking care of and I live only for them, I can’t abandon them. I hope your chronic pain has been relieved if not at the very least, eased a bit.

>>149458747
You're all such dumb normies that don't get life

>>149446452 (OP)
latinx healthcare kek

>>149458881
Kek
I live in rock bottom you idiot and I'm laughing my ass off right now
Go and cry about it

>>149458881
>>149458908
You guys speak like this?

>>149446452 (OP)
Bad anesthesiologist. Here they are often drug addicts, with addiction to the same drugs they inject on people for a living.
Or perhaps simply a case of being allergic to anesthesia.

>>149447803
Why would you feel so touched by them

>>149458881
>I went free solo climbing a ~50m rock and…I made it up and down alive.
yeah that's exactly why I never tried something like that
I am glad that you care enough about your pets to not leave them alone, give them away if you even abandon all hope, which hopefully never happens.

also don't reply to that attention whore, sad thing is, he is probably also struggling with something and is trying to deflect to us, many such cases.

>>149459067
Kek
And guys on here make fun of reddit
What the actual fuck am I reading you sad sad little guy

>>149459067
That glimmer of hope is that *someone* out there understands. My friends see me as an extroverted and “successful” person so when I try to open up about what I’m feeling it gets dismissed as “don’t be so silly you’ll be fine” when it has been years. I appreciate your comment anon and I will continue going forward slowly but surely, hoping one day I meet people that can see me as me. Hope you continue to bless others, you are doing the work of a god, thanks.

>>149459139
Insufferable holy shit you in ironically should kys

Covid vaccine mandates will be remembered as some of the most cruel and illogical policies in human history. So many people were fired, barred from public life, and abandoned by friends and family. Their lives were destroyed over a shot that didn’t even stop transmission.

probably doped/drugged but didn't tell the doc before the anesthesia

>>149448045
how many doses, smarty-pants?

>>149446617
1 in 100,000 is high you imbecile.

BOTAFOGO 1X0 PSG
CELL VIEW

In this CWC 2025

>>149452564
So you are not only retarded, but a fucking pussy. Got it.

>>149461870
I'm a genius that's hyper-perceptive, my brain is literally wired differently than yours, it's richer with connections and neuron density
Maybe you're just a dumb oaf

>>149446452 (OP)
brown "doctors"

>>149447595
existing

>>149446617
My knee surgery was done with epidural anesthesia. I was awake the whole time but couldn't feel a thing. Only thing you "feel" is the sound of saws/drills/knives tearing into your bones/flesh as you lay there helplessly

>>149447354
Do people in a coma poop?

schizo thread

>>149452417
Never

>>149446870
you should be punished for being fucking retarded. The vaccines are not unsafe.

>>149446501
Lelelelelel

>>149463728
Oh man
Couldn't do that I almost cry when I feel a dentists drill under local anesthesia (used to be a mouth breather, not bad hygenic, alcoholic dad and undocumented son couldn't get help as a kid, because Jews)

>>149463791
The whole experience felt like I was a machine getting maintenance done on, it's an otherworldly feeling. Worst part about it were the postepidural headaches, I couldn't stand up without getting mad nausea for a week. I feel you, I'd rather go through that again than hear the dentist drill into my teeth

>>149463906
It's like when you do ketamine and hear that mechanical whirring

>>149463604
I feel more, I see more
Northern Europeans aren't untouchable superhumans so I'm not afraid of you folks
Last night I was reading about sardines and I saw a picture of a Donna eklund in a cannery. ordinary folks

>>149452417
twice, one for my appendix getting removed (i was faking to get out of school but it turns out it really needed to come out) and the second getting my wisdom teeth removed

>>149468057
Jesus man, all for no reason good Job fattening some idiots wallet

>>149468087
both of them were going to need to come out anyways so it was better to get it out of the way while i was still on my moms insurance. thank god i did because my current insurance has no dental coverage lmao

>>149447595
Beslen school massacre

>>149468250
What's going on in your head thst you think anything needs to come out of your body

>>149468484
bro appendicitis can kill you if it ruptures and my wisdom teeth were at a fucked up angle that meant they had to remove them to stop my jaw pains. your body is LITERALLY telling you to take that shit out with pain signals

>>149446452 (OP)
post covid blood clot released by the op

>>149468849
Bad birth, one or both of your parents were either drunk, poorly nourished, stupid, or degenerate coomers when you were conceived

>>149469117
The medical industry exists to profit from bad births, which they force you into by causing and promoting lifestyles that lead to less than ideal conditions for conception
Permanent slave class already in effect no dystopian imagining needed
But keep blaming the victim

>>149469170
Everyone in your life telling you what's good for you is wrong
Because they all know what you need for quality births. The fact that they basically force us to conceive in less than ideal conditions is all the proof you need for what they really think of you
We're literally not different than animals. Never apologize and fight for your best life bros

>>149446797
Baggio ruptured his mensicus and ACL when he was 18, retard.

>>149446452 (OP)
That feel when knee surgery tomorrow

>>149458900
Milei's argentina working as indended

>>149475566
Feeling the existential terror, eh?

>>149475609
It's a surrealist meme from tiktok. I don't even understand it.

>>149475645
That's what I felt the night before like it was my last night on earth. Try not to let it creep in

>>149446452 (OP)
poor kid
fucking F

>>149452417
once for a biopsy and another time a year late for the actual tumor removal
first one was whatever I was chowing down on food like less than a minute after waking up, second one was rough and couldn't piss on my own for like 2 days or exert enough strength to shit for like, 5 days

I had a biopsy done with local anesthesia once tho and that one fucked me up, it gave me an hour long laughing fit for some reason

>>149446452 (OP)
It turns out validating 'doctors' from Venezuela wasn't a good idea it seems

>>149463761
nah. they are being injected with soluble nutrients to stay alive and strong. however because of the intestines and urethra not working when a person is comatose, the soluble nutrients are being absorbed by the body in their entirety and enter the bloodstream directly. this is why a lot of high end bodybuilders pay anesthesiologists to enter an artifically induced coma and get bombarded with nutrients/proteins/etc. while they are unconscious. when they wake up their bodies are insanely strong and can perform superhuman tasks

>>149476635
Bus hahahahahaha this idiot had a biopsy
Lemmings

>>149477246
Woah
How do they induce comas

>>149477398
with a big cartoon mallet

>>149477398
They hit you very hard on the side of the head with a big cartoon sized wooden mallet

>>149477398
anesthetics
>>149477425
>>149477439
this doesn't work btw

>>149463761
imagine having a wife who wips you butt for you for 39 years

>>149446617
you know that a lot of people go under general anesthesia right?

>>149446452 (OP)
go for quick easy surgery, it gets infected, if they don't save you fast you get fucked and die.
my aunt went in for a low risk surgery, she got infected in the clinic and she almost dies, was in coma for 2 months lol. while she was being pumped full of stuff to eliminate the infection.

>>149452417
1 for nasal polyps and another incoming one for hemorroids.
first one was like someone knocked my lights out and the pain after waking up was a reminder of life
anyone here know what im up for the second one?

>>149452417
6 times, I have shit genetics and have had to undergo multiple cardiovascular surgeries in my 36 years of life.

>>149452417
Once at like 8 months old for craniosynostosis. Don't remember a thing obviously but my mom thought I would die. Still have a massive scar split in the middle of my skull.

>>149446617
I don't know whether it's better or worse, but my gf's friend got her boobs done under conscious sedation
At least I assume it was that because I'd think regular local wouldn't cut it
What matters is, she felt the tugging and stretching when they dug into her boobs

>>149452417
once a year ago, it was for endoscopy procedure just to find my inside likes to be inflamed for no reason.

>>149446482
>>149446536
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>>149446847
The kid was 13 during the big coof, were y'all really vaccinating 13 year olds?

>>149486114
it's not covid, the clinic is being sued for mala praxis.

>>149486156
I know, I was just replying to retarded anti-vaxxers. This is very sad but shit happens. Unfortunately it's happened to my family as well. While it was a major surgery (open heart), a family member unfortunately had complications and died from the surgery. I read into it and the death rate was supposed to be 1% and heavily biased towards people 80+ years old.

>>149452417
2 times. One was for an adenoidectomy when I was like 2 years old which I don't eben remember, and the second was testicle tortion surgery when I was 20 and they successfully untwisted my nut and attached a string to it that prevents it from rotating again. Thankfully my nuts are perfectly healthy and I had no sideeffects whatsoever but after it was all over the doctor told me horror stories of people who weren't so lucky and it's a lottery essentially

>>149446452 (OP)
this was the result of the autopsy
https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/malignant-hyperthermia/symptoms-causes/syc-20353750

>>149452417
Never. I think I was born with god tier /sp/orts injury resisting genetics, and I wasted them

>>149452417
7 times, I've had surgery for blood clots, inflammation of the groin, knee swelling, chondromalacia procedures, and to fix my broken fingers after I fell off my motorcycle.

>>149492217
How did you manage to identify the clot in time to get surgery? I was under the impression it was one of those things that will kill me as I like to waait a few days if my problems pass before looking for a doctor

>>149492567
It hurt like a motherfucker, and it was in my right arm so I instantly noticed. The worst part is that I've never been pain free ever since, just a daily struggle.

>>149486220
>a family member unfortunately had complications and died from the surgery
LMAO

>>149484999
>>149492217
Were you walked or wheeled in to the OR?

>>149447595
Not nuking America