Chad edition

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dodgers

>>149447016 (OP)
The Martians

Why doesn't Portland have a baseball team?

>>149446987
the same reason americans don't play cricket. cultural inertia

Good morning baseball friends

We need nu tho

>>149447053
City cucked their MiLB team out of their stadium so they could gifs it to an MLS expansion team. There’s a newer team not far outside the city though.

When's Alek Manoah?

>>149447053
They do. The market hasn't been receptive.

Please post that solid gold diamond of a post you kept behind glass for nu tho

>>149447071
you best start believin in nu gennys...

i have to get this off my chest: i don't "get" bobbleheads. what are you doing with bobbleheads. the least retarded things to do with them are
1. have one on your desk at work to remind you not to kill yourself
2. be a child and have one on your shelf
they are essentially funko pops for people who watch sports instead of superhero movies and i think it's time to start ostracizing bobblehead enjoyers

The Padres need a new owner that will relocate them out of San Diego and into a better city and state so they can finally win a World Series title.

>>149447114
Funk pops are better

>>149447114
Man discovers tchotchkes & is outraged
Wait til u hear about knickknacks

>>149447088
>>149447114
i'm sorry if you were expecting better

>>149447131
I'm a girl thou, however

>>149447131
Nignax?

God, I wish I was Indian.

>>149447139
It just shows how bothered u are by things, I'd guess an unhappy person generally, probably unpleasant to be around. Whiny little baby aww *kisses ur booboo*

Who's going to get the AL batting title?? Judge or Wilson?

>>149447114
>>149447164
Eating right is step 1 to great mental health

Which team do you think he supports?

>>149447162
I believe in you

>>149447191
Team USA baby

damn, should have known better than to besmirch bobbleheads in a thread full of bobblehead collectors. at least i was smart enough to post it here and not reddit where my karma points would be taking a massive hit

>>149447191
The Phillies, he grew up in Philadelphia.

>>149447191

It just hurts.

>>149447191
Da Mets
It's all about da Mets baby
Da Mets

>>149447191
i think the brewers. the racing sausages are basically a jewish deli

>>149447214
Kek. It do be like that for the Jew Yorkers out there.

>>149447191

>>149447057
#5 kinda looks like Lili Reinhart

>>149447114
I don't go out of my way to go to bobblehead nights, but if I do go it's a nice little free souvenir. I put it on a shelf in my office, sell my wife's on ebay or on a facebook group for my team and cover some of the tickets cost.

>>149447207
I dont get baseball cards either, but atleast those can appreciate in value. Big fan of my team doing hat and jersey giveaways, those I'll show up for.

>>149447191
the mets

Doyers

>>149447318
Pedophile

>>149447309

What flag even is that? Romania? Checker Republic? Malaysia? What are we looking at here inspectors?

>>149447415
Irrelevantania I believe

>>149447415
anon stop perpetuating American ignorance when it comes to geography. It's Thailand...

>>149447415
if you werent a phoneposter you could hover over the flag to find out

Indians love Lindor for some reason. He's the Romit Sharma of baseball.

What's the worst way to end a Game 7 of the World Series? Strike out looking? Walk off wild pitch? Walk off hit by pitch? Fielding error?

>>149447446
I knew it was somewhere in Malaysia.

>>149447473
balk off

>>149447393
I got a buddy who WFH and was thinking about moving to Bali. I heard it's gotten pretty crowded what would you say to him?

>>149447477
this.

>>149447473
Losing imo prob better to win imo

>>149447473
walk off pitch clock violation

>>149447473
Idk but I can tell you the worst way to lose a game 5 of the world series.

>>149447473
walk off bases loaded walk in extra innings

>>149447415
Stay out of Phuket, Butch..

I'm tired

>>149447555
phuk you…JUST PHUK YOU!!!

>>149447494
I wouldn't know. I have no intention of going to Bali. Not because it isn't a beautiful island, but it's not filled with the worst kind of Westerners and now the locals apparently pander to them. Also the prices have skyrocketed there in the last 10 years according to a friend who used to frequent there a lot. I think Sri Lanka still has some worth though.

Doyers

>>149447557
me too (of winning)

>>149447555
sorry, ill bang your kok for forgiveness

>>149447519
go on

>>149447632
When are we mass producing this as hat add-ons? I think we got something good here business wise.

>>149447650
>>149447632
You can buy this on Etsy, it was recommended to me after the ‘Eries so I posted it here.

>>149447606
Cheers lad, I'll let him know.

really glad that there’s a new 70iq foreign flag retard to shit up the thread please keep replying to him

pfma

>>149447787
>jak
lol

>>149447787
>jak
lulz!

>>149447787
>jak
Kek’d!

no really, let's keep talking about shithole thailand

>>149447787
>jak
omg!

>>149447787
>Tell me you're a jeet, without telling me you're a jeet

True story. Even in Pattaya, the sex capital of the world, the brothels refuse to let the Indian men inside. Also the hookers refuse to suck their dicks without putting on a rubber first.

that funky muncy

>>149447798
Please fuck my ass?

no one cares about thailand

baseball

>>149447865
indeed

>>149447839
>Reddit quote
>a story from personal experience

NPB Results

no one cares somchai

>>149447348
nah son

>>149447894
NPB Standings

>>149447853
Sure you do Butch.

>>149447894
>>149447911
baystar bros we're losing ground

>>149447911
MLB American League Standings

no one cares thailadyboy

>>149447925
MLB National League Standings
>>149447923
Trevor Bauer needs to get his shit together

>>149447894
>>149447911

Nippon-Ham Fighters!

>>149447937
As of today, there are only 2 teams of all Baseball in the World this year who have yet to get a 20th win. And it's the Fubon Guardians (19) of the CPBL and the Colorado Rockies (18) of the MLB

>>149447925
Playing in orne of our little league stadiums revived the Rays' season.

>>149447925
>Yanks lead fully evaporated
>Astros back like they never left
>Tigers show no sign of stopping
Yankees are cooked this season. They aren't making it past the other division winners.

>>149447937
>Rockies have played 81 games
>Have not reached 20 wins
I want to blame their division, but how at this rate they won't get to 40.

>>149447925
>Losing the division to the team you leant a ballpark to
KWAB of the decade? The century?

I love baseball! Go tigers!

>>149447473
Foul bunt on a full count with no runners on base

new tigers fan here

The Yankees are promoting Spencer Jones to Triple-A Scranton/Wilkes-Barre, @martinonyc reports

>>149447968
And speaking of the CPBL, here's a check in. Turns out they got their 20th win last night, so the Rockies are now the worst team in all of Baseball in the World.

>>149448051
Holy kek pebbles explain yourselves

>>149448044
Spencer Jones…YOU are a Seattle Mariner.

We’ll take Kirby now thx.

>>149447968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X068i5bg4P0
LOL

>>149447937
>hottest team in baybaw
feelin' YOU dodja fans!

>>149448033
Go bears!

Is it true that there are no winners and no losers in Thailand?

>>149448092
Careful with the girls there, you might go to fuck one and all of a sudden they got a bigger dick than you.

>>149448088
Is that the guy who got arrested for raping Joe Rogan?

>>149447473
hard liner that hits a baserunner for an automatic out

>>149447979
>our little league stadium

tard, george steinbrenner field has the very same dimensions as yankee stadium

The yankees just stink. Brian Cashman could spend $400M in payroll and not have a team as good as the Rays whose payroll is $70M. The Yankees are going to get worse before they get better. LeMahieu is old. So is Stanton. Rodon is a fat, whining, gutless slob. Volpe stinks. Dominguez is an average hitter with terrible baserunning skills and even worse defensive skills. Austin Wells is ranked 26th among hitters in offense, and around 50th in defense. He's in the bottom ten among backup catchers. The Yankees organization is just a complete mess from top to bottom. You can thank Brian Cashman for that, and he is never getting fired. Enjoy Yankees baseball!

You’d think Hungary and Turkey would be natural allies

Jak-em!

>>149448044
>Spencer Jones

Oh, great. I can't wait to watch him strike out 240 times in one season.

>>149447925
4th place this week

>>149448092
https://x.com/JackWilky_95/status/775052877496737792?t=4tpT8i6YGwFOPncUGNvHtg&s=19
You might meet Geoffrey

>>149447473
Wild hit by pitch to a walk off winning run. No one can celebrate because there's someone down on home plate.

>>149448130
You don't know how to read
>our
>our
>our

>>149448033
>>149448041
Seriously why aren't there any actual Tigers fans in these threads (besides me)

We need to jak rm

>>149448166
They’re anticipating a second half implosion.

Imagine naming your team after laundry lmao

>>149448130
>all this
>still the 4th best team in baseball
Camp Steinbrenner MINDFUCKS you.

>>149448166
I'm a Tigers fan
A Hanshin Tigers fan

The only thing more cringe than watching baseball before the all star break is watching baseball in January

>>149448170
we need to go back?
>I had to edit this image to get around the spam filter kek, they are still mad

>>149448181
Rest of the schedule is supposed to be pretty easy though. What I fear is an embarrassing postseason exit because of the relief pitching.

>>149448166
Because Detroit is not a baseball town. I Tiger post because the best team in baseball deserves to be discussed.

>>149448219

$310M in payroll and only a half-game up on a team with a $90M payroll.

>>149448253
Who on the tigers is actually good besides Riley Greene? Javy and Gaybar can't field for shit.

>>149448281
New tigers fan here kek

>>149448272
>june standings
Caring about standings before September is just tard behavior. Enjoy pretending to be retarded lad.

>>149448272
YOU need to be overypaying for Louis Castillo at the deadline RIGHT NOW!

>>149448281
Skubal

In fact, the starting staff. Starting pitchers are the strength of the Tigers.

It was M’s fags all along jealous of Judge.

>>149448306
Your New York Metropolitans might actually need to at this rate (we can fix him).

it's up!

>>149448319
What is even the difference between Skubal and Skenes I thought they were the same guy. There's like 5 Skubal-level pitchers this year.

>>149448319
>Flaherty

Give me fictional team names for a fictional 4th division in the American League & National League

>>149448281
My man Dingler

>>149448359

>>149448359
Seattle Heroiners/Needles

>>149447937
my doggie doos lookin good

>>149448323
I will take one (1) polar bear please.

>>149448359
Midtown Truckers

>>149448323
>He thinks the Goyimets will be spending any more money
Luisangel Acuna and Dom Smith are in your starting lineup soon.

>>149447911
>>149447894
I hate the Ham Fighters new logo. Its so plain and boring compared to the last one.

>>149448359
>New York slices
>Nashville Farmer Tans
>Tuscaloosa Harvesters
>Portland Barkies
>Oakland Oakies

>>149448377
>mlem

>>149448359
The Nashville Serenades

>>149448413
>Dom Smith
what year is it?

>>149448359
oklahoma city bombers

>>149448414
Forgot to mention i know they're just the Fighters but i like saying Ham Fighters cause its fun.

>it was just a yo mama joke
kwab

>>149448359
Portland Mainliners

>>149448428
the waco firestarters

Mariners! (i continue to be unhappy about it though)

>>149448353
Casey Mize
Reese Olsen

Now imagine the Tigers acquire a Freddie Peralta at the trade deadline

>>149448417
doggies gotta eat

>>149447555
>Phuket
>Remember going to a ping pong show there 10 years ago
>Also remember riding a scooter like a maniac with no helmet, drunk and with a passenger. Then throwing up when I arrived at our hotel. God that was so stupid of me.

Hope you're having a good time over there anon

does baseball have a smell?

>>149448481
Fish market

>>149448473
big dawgs gotta eat!

>>149448489
deformed

>>149448233
Kino

What is Clayton Kershaw’s skin color?

>>149448300
Tell that to the rockies

this is the year the mariners win the west

>>149448514
Swarthy

>>149448503
rude

>>149448489
why would you post that abomination and not the one with the hot dog in his mouth that I've seen posted before

Mariners got this.

>>149448481
44, 43, 7, directly on my face until I pass out.

it's a doggy dog world out there!

>>149448555
Swarthy is not a color.

>>149448597
Doggie doo!

FAGGOTiners kek

>>149447494
Went there 10 years ago for the first time and it was already somewhat crowded. I went again a year ago and my god it is beyond ridiculously crowded. The traffic! Well last time I only went to Canggu and Ubud so im sure there are other places our there that are less crowded. First time I went I just rode all over the island and there were definitely some less crowded places, but that was 10 years ago so who knows how much different it is now

>>149448599
a swarthoid colour'd tongue babbled out this out into a refurbished iPhone

I think we need to bring back FAGGotners kek!!!

Doggies keep doin it to em

James Shields lol

no one cares about thaliand or indonesia. take that shit to /trv/ retards.

>>149448716
slop

James Shields lol

>>149447016 (OP)
Mets

>>149448704
my neighbor is half Thai. true story.

>>149448747
We got irl Ramdgers too

>>149448585

>>149448781
I would find that impossible to believe in any timeline, or even in a Marvel movie

why did the mest give degrom to the rags?

>>149448413
>dom smith
my Mets make the casuals seethe like no other kek

>>149447016 (OP)

>>149448821
>Calling to replace Muncy
Couldn't be me

Anybody else like day games?

>>149448821
that funky muncy

>>149448671
Pothead.

>>149448890
Love day games

>>149448781
Is he Chinese or Japanese? - Hank Hill

>>149448904
what's your excuse, incels?

>>149448911
He’s Laotian!

All the bums finally woke up.

>>149448926
I'm a girl

Get in

The Rainier Cherries are tasty this year Msbros.

>>149448941
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>149448952
You can get those anywhere this time of year

>>149448166
before the season i picked them and the cubs as my tertiary teams to root for this year. i like them. historic franchises. nice uniforms. a few exciting players to watch. but both teams started too hot so i just felt like a glory hunter and as such have ignored them since. that was the day the dodger-angel-cubbie-tiger broship died. sorry!

>>149448835
>fingers
I thought ai got past this hurdle months ago

vom ^

>>149448233
imagine the smell

>>149448941
nice. how big is your penis?

I'm fem tho

>>149448671
>>149448749
>>149448936
The James Shields trade.
Pothead.

>>149448976
I was going to say I forgive you but instead I'll say fuck you.

>>149448835
any sloppa for Chicago?

My ass still hurts from watching my Braves last night

>>149448931
So is he Chinese or Japanese?

>>149449068

>>149448233
But are you a new Hansin Tigers fan tho?
Nu

>>149447053
The atmosphere of a MLB team does not jibe with portland's self-imposed "weird" culture.
Things that would work? A 19th century style baseball team or the savannah bananas. Regular MLB isn't subversive enough

>>149449133
What exactly is so subversive about the NBA and MLS? People are really trying to get a team to Portland and I think they’ll get it done. They already have a bananaball tier team in PDX, The Pickles.

>>149449106
O_O

>>149448784
Dave Portnoy lookin rough

>>149449181
>What exactly is so subversive about the NBA
Minorities europeans and hip hop culture.
>and MLS
It has been called gay for decades.

>>149449125
Been a fan since 2006

>>149449106
No cubspie NO!! DON'T DO IT TO ME!!!!

but when is baseball tho

but when is baseball tho

>>149449268
5 bongs and 12 bings :(

>>149449290
about quarter past the hour

>>149448597
Insanely good boy

but how is baseball tho

you did buy your tickets for next Wednesday RIGHT, doyerchad??

the who, what, where, how,and why of baseball

>>149449306
lit

>>149449306
Why is baseball?

>>149449317
DUDEtani :)

>>149448359
>Portland Grey Sox (Greys)
>Salt Lake Bees
>Albuquerque Atoms
>Nashville Players
>Carolina Racers
>Oklahoma City Riders

>>149448359
Amish Big Doinks

>>149449327
don't mind if I do *puffs*

>>149449331
>not The Ohio Players
You had one job

>>149448359
The Steakies

>>149449312
I can't go, I'm too poor rn. :(

>>149449364
why don't you just stop being poor?

Will there be more pacos at sloppolive or Kershaw 3000? I think I know the answer and it saddens me.

>>149449374
I'm working on it, but I need a couple professional licenses to boost my earning potential. But those exams are expensive, so no Kersh baseball for me

And on that note? I'm gonna take a shit.

>>149448821
i would never be "that guy"
but seriously it's time to get rid of mookie and freeman

>>149448890
i would prefer it if the majority of games were day games

>>149448051
KBO Results

Every regular season game should be a day game. Every playoff game should be a night game

>>149449383
Both will be at capacity. Hololive night is the same weekend as Anime Expo, so that's a tourist thing.

>>149449468
neet take. day games are fine on the weekends, but most people work for a living.

>>149449483
me on the left

>pacos actually jerk off to this

>>149448337
>fan makes simple banter about fucking someone's mom, most likely unaware that Ketel mother had passed.
>Ketel over reacts because he was in Chicago when his mom died and clearly he was emotionally charged
>fan gets asked to leave and laughs because in his mind he did nothing wrong
>perma banned from all stadiums for not showing remorse
I thought he was cracking jokes about her being dead not "ur mom lel". Why is he banned again?

Good lineup from the modern Yankee GOAT

Sean Hjelle got Bauered, sent to the minors and shunned by team, probably blacklisted because his roastie wife got mad at him for being a pro athlete and cheating and made some tiktoks or whatever. If he was a black NBA player nobody would care he cheats on the road but because he’s white it’s a big deal.

>>149449412
>buy cheapest seat you can find in nosebleeds, probably less than $80
>enter stadium, collect Yama bobblehead
>go to seatgeek right as game is about to start and find overpriced unbought seat in loge or field level
>sit at that seat
>watch Kersh reach 3k
>sell Yama bobblehead to nip on ebay for more than you paid for ticket + parking
>profit
come on, anon. it's not that difficult.

Coheed x Cyclones merch dropped. Had to grip a snapback.

What does /mlb/ New York think of their new mayor?

>>149449569
This dude fumbled Scarjo, Adriana Lima, Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel lmao what is wrong with him

>FB IMG
>poly ticks
the raped

>>149449383
>yams bobblehead night
both games will be populated by the worst fans. definitely more empties on K-Day.

>>149449616

>>149449637
>gerontocracy
they just keep making up new words

>>149449637
Doesn't he want to raise taxes on white people?

>>149449637
He isn’t winning the general election.

>>149448952
I hate pitting cherries bros.

>>149449699
>He doesn't use a spittin cup

>>149449699
Yea just spit them out

>>149449674
Are you like 80?

>>149449698
No he is. New Yorkers are THAT dumb and they're going to get everything they deserve. It's gonna be full Escape from New York.

>>149449745
Oh no they're going to get more affordable living conditions? How awful.

Wish the cubkees were at home I’d kill for a 13:20 start

I simply will not reply to politics posters, simple as.

>>149449637
He's actually pretty based. I would vote for him if I lived in NYC.

>>149448569
He died. RIP :(

>>149449754
Surely socialism will work this time! (Lucy pulls football away)

>>149449727
40, zoomer

>>149449754
lmao they’re not gonna get that
Most of the things he promises can already be done at the city council level and he hasn’t done shit
he is just scamming nu yorkers
probably gonna give some free stuff to a few people and that’s it

>>149449773
no :(

I will simply not reply

>>149449779
Y is jestgirl blindfolded

>my illegal stream site is still showing the listings for thursday's games
get your shit together boys

If you see someone replying to politics posters, you can rest assured that it is not me.

>>149449815
Yeah sadly but his little brother is keeping on his memory.

>>149449786
China.

>>149449849
>attend game
>it's a dog day
>dog shits near your seat
>dogs barking at other dogs
>dogs get aggressive
gonna be honest, this doesn't sound like a great time

>>149449892
l-Mao

I remember when a footlong was $5 without a coupon.

>>149449892
anon, I....

>>149449901
It’s typically limited to only a section or two. Though iirc picrel has happened multiple times before and idk why any team would schedule these on the same night.

>>149449849
>>149449773
I hadn't heard but he was pretty old just from how many years of photos there were.

>>149449901
I've been to a few over the years, not with a dog, but they're only in specific sections so other than when you're walking around they're over in in whatever section so it's never bothered me but I don't sit there. I've never seen any fights or much barking during play but it probably happens, I guess it's implied you have to have a well trained/behaved dog to bring it to something like that. I remember once last year between innings they played a doorbell and knocking sounds to get them barking which did work and got a laugh, but other than that it's not bad. They do 5 or 6 of them every year so it must go on without much incident or I would think they would've stopped it.

>>149449961
I'm printing this image out and stealing your coupon >:)

>>149450014
You can't "steal" it. They send the same identical coupon to hundreds of thousands, maybe millions of homes across the country, you might have one in your mailbox right now.

>>149450014
don't care.

>>149450031
It's actually on my counter now.

>>149450031
threw out the Subway coupons but kept the Culvers ones

suck his pp off suck his pp off

>>149449806
Basically 80 if we're being honest with ourselves.

Who is the CM "2025 KWABOTY" Punk of major league baseball?

>>149450057
I love Culver’s. Its made with white pride

>>149450031
I don’t think you can use the coupon twice though so he could def steal anons coupon and scan it

>>149450076
Ketel Marte

>>149450076
Anthony "the next Derek Jeter" Volpe

>>149450076
Check back later tonight when the yamkeks lose first place to a team that is borrowing their spring training park

Portland Pilots

>>149450177
Portland ass rapies

>>149450177
Portland Bridge Jumpers

>>149450097
No that isn't how it works. Every coupon has the same coupon code and QR code. You can't use the same coupon code on the same account twice, and subway wouldn't accept a printed version. You could make 10 subway accounts and use the same code 10 times however, but if you take the physical coupon into a subway they'd likely take it, if they didn't then you could use it agian.

>>149450081
You are just as cringe as the toid spammer. Grow up. Stop drinking so much. Have sex.

that funky muncy

toidies didn’t like that

Baseball?

>>149449249
I miss the 4chan text boards even though nobody treated them seriously like in DO

>>149450487
baseball makes me proud to be white

>>149450353
that's some crazy projection I don't drink and I have a gf (she's 23 I'm 31).

>>149449768
he might be too honest to last as a career politician

>>149449312
i had a ticket in my cart yesterday. then thought about how long i'd be in traffic and closed the tab. i'll watch history on tv instead like a normal person

>>149449961
Five.
Five Dollar.
Five Dollar Foot Long.

b-b-b-ber- *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

>>149450653
Is he... is he dead?

>>149448420
>>149449331
>>149450177
i like these
also the arizona diamondbacks should have just been the snakes or the rattlers or the sidewinders.

>>149449901
give your dog lots of attention so it doesn't bark at other dogs

>>149450726
>arizona chuckwallas (chucks)
>arizona lizards

>>149450353
You probably shouldn't post here if you can't distinguish between a shitpost and a sincere post. I think your issue is you think you understand the genny and you don't.

>>149447959
why are they fighting ham?

>>149450643
Yes!!!

>>149449133
you've never been to Portland

>>149450757
wachusay ese?

>>149450801
I look like this

>>149450801
I talk like this

>>149450801
I feel like this

>the portland black transwomen

>>149450801
I call ice on this

>>149449773
RIP big dawg :(

>>149449312
bought them like two months ago, saw the current ticket prices and I'm glad my tickets are cheaper than the current prices

>>149450967
where are your seats bro

>>149450757
jelly of fido

>>149450916
>may on the hill
great job, can you post it again with PST instead of EST? thanks!

dodgers best homie fuck SD fuck SF fuck NY

>>149450097
>>149450014
go to the burger king drive thru and mention coupon #5529. you don't even have to tell them what your order is, it's built into the coupon and the items will pop up on the screen, and they won't ask you for the paper coupon when you pay unless they're nazis. that's how universal these common printed coupons are nationwide.

that will get you 2 whopper jrs and 2 small fries for $6 btw

>>149450981
loge section, behind home plate

ay vatos what’s 3 minus 1

>>149450916
>eastern time
that's for fags homie

>>149447191
Padres

>>149451020
>>149451051
no one cares doyerpacos

>>149451043
I'll be in loge section 120 posting pics and webbums in the genny

>>149450916
what is considered an average FIP
what is considered a good FIP
what is considered an elite FIP
what is considered an average K-BB%
what is considered a good K-BB%
what is considered an elite K-BB%
what is considered an average proStuff+
what is considered a good proStuff+
what is considered an elite proStuff+

fuck man can we just use W/L ERA K and WHIP like it's 2005

>>149451020
>>149451051
everyone cares dodgerchads

>>149450967
how much did they jack up the prices?

>>149451087
A good FIP is the same as a good ERA

Mis perritos hacen caca

>>149451100
>6.17 ERA
>2.99 FIP
what now

>>149451124
CY Young candidacy

>>149451122
I like the nons that are pleasant like this

>>149451124
does this just mean you have shitty defense playing behind you
and having ERA lower than FIP means you're a lucky motherfucker

>>149451149
That’s what they want you to believe

>>149451045
i cant do math

>>149451063
>>149451092
dawg only bitches go with eastern time only bitches live east coast

>>149451149
FIP takes into account home runs, walks, hit by pitches, and strikeouts
Everything else is fielderslop

>>149448890
I unironically believe there should always be at least one day baseball game on during the season.

>>149451179
Math is overrated. Take it from a richfag, all that matters in this life is if you can afford MacBooks.

>>149451253
kek

>>149451213
I thought it standardizes park conditions also

>>149451306
I think that's ERA+

>>149451213
What percentage of at bats end with those three results

I just don’t understand the logic behind a 22-year-old top prospect playing well and then sitting down following said performance.

>>149451334
I think there are too many separate stats

>>149451352
I think the bankees suck

>>149451334
ERA+ normalizes for league average and park conditions so that 100 is league average and every increase/decrease of 1 is a percentage point greater/less than average so that 110 is 10% above average etc

>>149451352
sample size

>>149451395
I got somethin you can sample right here pal

>>149451378
look at Brian Kenny over here

Max Fried vs Tarik Skubal

WL: 10-2 | WL: 9-2
ERA: 1.92 | ERA: 2.29
IP: 108.0 | IP: 102.0
WAR: 3.7 | WAR 3.4
ERA+: 209 | ERA+: 171

>>149451423
I met him (said hi) at a steakhouse in Scottsdale once. He was eating alone at the bar like a sigma chad

>>149451437
I like him. I find he has a lot more interesting insights than his counterparts.

>>149451455
Yeah he’s good I feel like he embraces the newer metrics while staying grounded with the eye test / common sense. I like MLB Now whenever I get the chance to watch it.

>>149451431
Tarik better

Wow Canning ruptured his Achilles

>>149451510
Good
FTM
And FUCK Ruben Tejada

fuck math and fuck science ese only bitches do those

electricity come from the wall holmes

>>149451599
And food comes from grocery store. Simple economics.

>>149451510
F.
poor bitch basterd

>>149451510
old news dude that was like a week ago

>>149451623
Sorry

>>149451623
He's sorry, he didn't know

>>149450916
>posts the spoiler

>Christian Walker has now fallen to 7th in the lineup
Abreu 2.0 is going very well

>>149451658
the retvrn

>>149451674
Paredes 2nd Smith 4th is series is gonna be so annoying for da discourse I’m staying clear of reddit and I’ll leave it at that

>>149451551
>FTM
We don’t sign our posts here, tranny

>>149451712
this series*

Royals tonight doyerchads.
Gunna be another ezpz series.

>>149451599
Electricity comes from the home’s wall.

no one cares doyernigel

>>149451097
at least double in the loge section where im sitting at

>>149450076
I think we know

>>149451803
what section, I'll buy you a dodger dog. unless you're brown.

>>149447114
Don't think about it in terms of a funko pop, those are expensive and more about showing off a large collection or unique fandoms
Also don't think of them as collectibles that will appreciate in value anywhere near say, Beanie Babies
But appreciate them as free trinkets and incentives to get to the park early and guzzle more beers, and they put a little bit of effort into them by making them these movable little bobbleheads. Compare them to like stickers or a pin. It's free, it's not meant to be high quality.
Now what I agree with you on is the people who display them, that is strictly for children's bedrooms, anyone over the age of like 14 has no business keeping bobbleheads in view.

>>149451811
wwe is so shit between wm and summerslam
kinda like mlb desu

>>149451899
where should I put them?

>>149451956
displayed on the wall opposite the bed of your master bedroom

>>149451909
>Canadian
>watches wrestling
opinion discarded.

let's keep it dodgers related people

‘toids are it again

>>149451965
do women get turned on by bobblehead collections?

imagine being brown lol

>>149452094
they're not called synthetic aphrodisiacs for nothing

>>149452104
kek!

>>149452104
i wouldn't let you come near me

>>149452174
s-seiya?

sega suzuki

>>149449317
>>149449327
Marijuana is bad for you

imagine dying out kek

Only oldfags remember the "you're brown!" padres spammer

>>149451715
FUCK

>>149452255
but padres colors Re brown too

>>149452174
this was in madrid, so of course the white woman was afraid for her life here

>>149452277
>white woman

>>149452275
I know but he gave me a chuckle because he'd use it for pretty much every doyer post.

>>149452174
Based Dodger Asians shoving away Poodrepaco.

>>149450790
But am I wrong though?

>>149452174
is that someone who is supposed to be famous?

>>149452292
yes, who knows what kind of diseases and weapons that latin-american boy had on him? whites have to be careful in europe

>>149452294
that fucker was relentless

Yankletics house party in about two hours. Everyone but the period sox and pooston are invited.

>>149452317
>>149452241

>>149452292
Do we need to pull out a color palette for your blind ass?

just 3 more hours until /we/ are out of the wildcard

>>149452334
you’re dying out

>>149452302
all your favorite brands pay her

>>149452331
Yankletics here, reporting for duty.

‘toids getting uppity again. don’t make me post the picture

>>149452336

>>149452302
probably not. they just go around with their cameras like that

>>149452356
Not if I bleach every single woman you've ever known by 2030

>>149452356
>you’re dying out
KEK!

>>149452361
>all your favorite brands
bih please

>>149452334
I'm Asian and I suspect him of being one of those weak pussy liberal Asians.

>>149452371
Boomer webm

Yeah, I’m thinking Reddit has better baseball discussion

>>149452366
Gonna be lit. 2hu and his husband are bringing tapas.

>>149452356
>ooga booga
lol

>>149452393
That joke is older than the pitch clock nigga

>>149452393
this place is the best and where all the memes come from. on another board and general, people say the same thing because that general also is the best and generates the most memes that see public use. literally just
>haters gonna hate

>>149452392
>he thinks koreans are white

yall need to steal back some toid foids from the groids so you dont die out

>>149452430
I can’t keep up with this lore

>>149452371
>>149452392
i remember this sketch it was from mtv's "the state"

>>149452430

>>149452439
I think it's a revenge for the "youre brown!" padres spammer from last year?

>>149452441
based boomerchad

can't believe that yank made fun of my nationality and wrestling fandom

>>149452466
But padre fans are brown, probably browner since it’s closer to the border

>>149452458
The second guy is definitely a bmwf spammer.

holy shit i hate the red sox

>>149452426
they are probably the whitest people on earth

TOIDS ARE DYING OUT

DUN DUN

I WANT THE TOIDS TO KNOW

THAT THEYRE DYING OUT

>>149452426
This guy sees Simpsons characters when he looks at asian people

bugposters are delusional

>>149452541
and all dodgerfans

>>149452531
I hate joe carter

Gonna make rice beans and eggs for dinner. Let's go Dodgers!

Gonna have sex with my beautiful methhead wife for dinner
Go Tigers!

>>149452514
LA is way browner than SD. SD has a lot of white military transplants that stuck around.

The Sharty exodus didn’t do shit

>>149452583
Shart on this x, Otis

Yanks

>>149452612
Cute dog!

>>149452104
I’m Mexican and I used to cry to my mom about not being white

>>149452581
It is not but not by a lot

asians are white
'toids are pink

>>149452668
Ur mum is white when I nut all over her face lel

but where is nu

>>149452678
*starts sobbing*

>>149452678
EJECT THIS ANON

>>149452663
post the chart for LA

eyy pink boys quiet down around the brown! jajaja

browns can't comprehend that there's no slur for whites because whites enjoy being white.

official ‘oid tier

Foids (has a pussy)

Noids (single-handedly keeps mlb alive)

Groids (dey cool an’ shi’)

Toids (violent pigs)

KWAP

kek
what
a
pink

Im gonna …
I’m gonna …
I’m gonna ….
I’m gonna … COOOOOOOOOOOB
IM COOBING EVERYWHERE

Once again, this general shows that Dodgerposters really are the best.

Shut the fuck you white and brown fools!

>>149452733
>single-handedly keeps mlb alive
I tend to avoid the noids.

Pinkies malding kek!

>>149452741
you shouldn’t live with this resentment inside of you it’s not healthy for you
t. MacBook fag

pinky puerco ejected for life jajaja

Threads almost kill. Was it worth it?

>>149452782
not really. start a nu.
thoever

Sex. Have it.
Falseflagging. Don’t do it.

stop baiting the 'toids

I got my foid tickets for Alex G

Toids got rekt

I’m 100% sure all the trolling is marinerfans

>>149452831
There’s definitely one mariners fan that is a sneaky little devil and I’ll leave it at that

I'm a woman btw

>>149452831
It isn’t but fuck them too

>>149452849
What were you last year?

ichirape suzuki

>>149452856
A Braves fan

/nu/

>>149452863
>>149452863
>>149452863

/nu/

>>149451352
Dominguez is a league average hitter. He is a terrible base runner and an even worse fielder. He sits because he isn't a productive asset.