Thread 149449245

Nigger

shit thread

HEEMpuria will heem SHARTles in the first 10 seconds

>>149449275
bodied that freak

>>149449275
And when he doesn't?

nah Charles will simply do this to Apturo Topturo

Charles is approaching 50 fights on his career.

THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE

I can't believe it, but I actually just had sex with Laura Sanko.

Aztecs heem maoris easy

They used to be lovers....

>>149449311
whats his name?

>>149449315
Exactly, Aztecs, Mayans, Apache,

New world natives are too OP.

>>149449320
kwab

I did mean Country Roads

Ilia Topuria vs. Charles Oliveira
Alexandre Pantoja vs. Kai Kara-France
Brandon Royval vs. Joshua Van
Beneil Dariush vs. Renato Moicano
Payton Talbott vs. Felipe Lima

>>149449344
das de maori foightin spirit rite dere

>>149449363
Kys

>The judges and fans don't know how hard it is and the level of skill it takes to get takedowns and wall n stall
How is rogan and dc still this dumb? They believe if you're getting the shit beat out of you, and you get a takedown or wall n stall, you are now winning because of the LE EFFORT.
The effort argument makes no sense. That's like saying if a striker is getting beat up, and he responds by throwing a whiffing double tornado kick, he should get extra points for effort. He should win because of the skill and effort it takes to just throw a tornado kick even if it whiffs or lands on the guard and does no damage.

>>149449340
>>149449344

>>149449363
Charles Oliveira
Alexandre Pantoja
Brandon Royval
Beneil Dariush
Payton Talbott

>>149449363
Oliveira
Pantoja
Royval
Moicano
Lima

>>149449344
Kino.

>>149449381
chills

>>149449363
Illia
Pantoja
Van
Moicano
Lima

>>149449363
I-I-I-Ilia
Pantoja
Royval
Dariush
Lima

>>149449363
charles
kkf
van
moicano
lima

>>149449363
>Ilia Topuria
>Kai Kara-France
>Joshua Van
>Renato Moicano
>Felipe Lima

>>149449363
Charles
Pantoja
Van
Moicano
Lima

>>149449363
Oliveira
Pantoja
Royval
Dariush
Lima

I hope Pantoja weems Kai Kara Bitch right in his clit

>>149449363
>Ilion Topiaria
>Pantoja
>Van
>Shitcano
>Talbott

>>149449363
Topuria
Pantoja
Royval
Moicano
Lima

>>149449382
SHADOWFEET
SHADOWFEET
SHADOWFEET

Just how good is Pantoja

I rape a bitch like I'm George Clooney #Emotion BodyBagz Nigga

>>149449440
You would cry too if you were in the beautiful presence of megan olivi

>>149449443
He heemed Islam, so I'd say about as good as Adriano Martins.

heeminder kai is the lineal champion and pantoja is the challenger

>>149449363
Topturo
Pantoja
Royval
Dariush
Lima

Skanko with another woman opinion

>>149449363
Topuria
Pantoja
Van
Moicano
Lima

>>149449457
Yeah nobody is "heemembering" this lil bro.

Bisping still sour about GSP

Kai Kara-New Zealand

>>149449459
Äcksdee

heemember aieman zahabi

>>149449418
EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE IN YOUR LIFE, WHEN YOU BELIEVE

>>149449489
Wrong picks again huh?

I heemember Aieman Zahabi ending the Baldo meme.

>>149449363
Ilia Topuria
Alexandre Pantoja
Joshua Van
Renato Moicano
Payton Talbott

>>149449363
Gillian Topuria
Pantoja
Joshua Van
Dardush
Talbott

>>149449512
grim

>>149449363
charles
pantoja
van
renato
lima

>>149449363
Topuria
Pantoja
Royval
Dariush
Talbott

>>149449363
Ilia
KKF
Van
Moic
Talbott

>>149449418
egghead motherfucker

>>149449363
Charles
Pantoja
Van
Dariush
Lima

well?

>>149449530
Bejita's wife CUTEgi.

reinier spelled backwards is reinier

>>149449538
She's paying alimony to her ex-husband, kek.

I'm the latino Ngannou

Asian women owe me sex.

kek bispbong just told sanko that outside of DC she has the best tits

>>149449549
hey how about me and you go down to Brazil and get rid of the ol' guy? split Dern down the middle all fair like.

>>149449553
that's tawlf, b

anorexic russian women with big cocks owe me sex

>>149449363
HEEMpuria
KKF
Royval
Money Moicano
Talbott

Jesus Christ Sanko you're married bud

if you're amused by ai videos, you might be mentally retarded.

>>149449600
>women with big cocks
Not a thing

Champion * Tom Aspinall

>>149449608
>>149449625
I was talking about this last night

>>149449625
Laura Skankos husband bros...

>>149449609
Dilate back.

>>149449625
Based DC.

>>149449625
im guessing shaubcat is one time only for skanko

>>149449625
You just know DaddyC has a crazy ass chode

wtf why do they have a completely separate mentalist than who was in the heembedded?

this shits gay I'm putting it on mute

>every fighter has weighed in
>the goycattle are still watching

>>149449666
They have a team of them its a show on the Vegas Strip.

>>149449625
OOOOHHHHHHHH HE FUCKED HERRRRRRRR

>>149449683
ah i was thinking they had a thing for mentalists

>>149449692
its the new craze like mcgregors "movement coach"

OHHHHHH THEY HUGGED THAT MEANS THESE TWO MARRIED PEOPLE WHO HAVE FAMILIES ARE FUCKING OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH

hero im japanese prease im so sory so sory

>>149449725
You would let other men fuck your wife.

>>149449666
What the fuck they got Patrick Jane there?

Based and sexual harassment pilled

Can I actually get an answer here I got ignored before; is there actually a case for illias wrestling? Are there any webm’s

>>149449766
>is there actually a case for illias wrestling
No

DC is flabbergasted

>>149449766
>is there actually a case for illias wrestling?
No

>>149449766
His wrestling is good but I'm not sure if I'd say its elite. Bryce only took him down because at that point Ilia was overthrowing and being straight up disrespectful as fuck though.

>>149449766
He hasn't wrestled much in the last few years so he's likely diminished a lot in his wrestling but you can just watch his fight against Zalal or any of his early pre UFC fights. He used to be a grappler first and foremost

>>149449766
Masvidal said he was ragdolling Cobly

>>149449804
If you listen to gym stories like that Sean Strickland is secretly an olympic level wrestler who just refuses to wrestle in actual fights because he's retarded I guess

>>149449766
right here b
he started off with bjj

>>149449363
Ilia Topuria
Alexandre Pantoja
Brandon Royval
Renato Moicano
Payton Talbott

>>149449835
DAMN. Topiglet really FUCKED up those bums and cans!

>>149449835
This has nothing to do with wrestling

>>149449804
>>149449834
Colby also isn't a strong guy he's just a cardio merchant. If he was outwrestling Usman then maybe it would mean something.

>>149449855
Those are all quality opponents.

Ilia
Pantoja
Royval
Renato
Payton

>>149449777
>>149449785
>>149449793
>>149449797
>>149449826
Kek, Du Bronx should just go straight for the clinch desu

>>149449870
Ilia's base is greco-roman, he should be particularly good in the clinch.

>>149449804
Believable but also meaningless

>>149449870
That's usually his go to when he feels uncomfortable yes
He could potentially just bear hug him and lift him off the ground like he did to Jim Miller, he's that big
But also he's infamously easy to hit and looked like shit against Chandler who's just Ilia but older stupider and worse in every way

>>149449835
>has to go to the ground to deal with the Finn
many such cases

>>149449883
Charles is dangerous as fuck in the clinch

>>149449891
Looked shit against chandler? Charles dog walked the fuck out of him. Made Mike look like a prospect lol

>>149449902
Oh he is, it's just that it won't be a Reiner vs Bo situation in which one just rapes the other. I think the clinch exchanges will be competitive.

wow what a run

>>149449363
Topuria by sub
Pantoja by decision
Royval by TKO
Dariush by decision
Lima by TKO

>>149449889
>rda ranked 1
no f'ing way

>>149449891
Ilia doesn’t tend to KO people with counters when they’re being aggressive. He gets them backing up first.
Charles should just go back to being crazy aggressive like in the D/Justin fights even with the threat of Ilia’s power

I think everyone's forgotten that Charles kind of just dies if you touch his body
What actually caused Charles to quit here was that Cub kept hammering him with hard body shots
Max also kept melting with a left straight to the body that precipitated the quit

>>149449870
Nah he'd be in Ilia's range. I'd only shoot off an overreach if I'm Charles. Moving telegraphed into range is just going to get him heemed. The key to winning from Charles is using his range and power and forcing Ilia to over commit.

>>149449826
>Controlled an entire minute by Bryce Mitchell

>>149449804
pfffffff

>>149449936
That was at 145, Dustin and Chandler both hit him in the body and he was okay

Topuria will heem Charles bussy, straightfully.

>>149449947
Ilia said once that he practices each martial art separetely and it shows in this clip. He started dodging with pure boxing head movement, exposing his hips and basically giving Bryce a free takedown.

his twiggy alien body will hold up.... this time.

>>149449855
Good thing Shartles is a bum

>>149449915
Charles definitely did not look good against Chandler. Though, he looked good against Dariush and Shartman, who are significantly better wrestlers than Ilia.

>>149449502
No I'm talmbout mc koo

Charles lost every round vs shartman

>>149449938
You’re wrong
This is exactly what Volk thought that he had to stay on his bike and pick ilia apart with kicks when really he was getting hunted down. A height advantage won’t change that as max tried the same approach
Charles has to gamble and come forward or he’s already lost

>>149449502
I have 0% pick rate I think you have better than that

holloway was doing miles better than volk but as soon as he got chinned it was over b

>>149450004
Boiled that freak

>>149450004
Oh yeah i got that Ank one right.

>>149449998
According to an Armenian judge Charles wonnthe fight

>>149449363
Topuria
Pantoja
Royval
Dariush
Payton

Topuria will be too short and stocky for stage4cancerveira's clinch to be effective

>>149450010
Still kind of in disbelief he got chinned. Watched the clip of him getting KO'd like 100 times almost as if trying to convince myself it happened.

>>149450003
>This is exactly what Volk thought that he had to stay on his bike and pick ilia apart with kicks when really he was getting hunted down. A height advantage won’t change that as max tried the same approach
And they were winning, only difference is their shots had no sting so Ilia knew he could walk through it. I don't know why people don't understand this. Pillowfisted volume strikers are light work for Ilia because he doesn't have to worry about heat coming back. He absolutely has to be cautious of counters from Charles.

>>149449275
I can't believe that Charles got knocked out right there on the spot. What a weak chin

Charles will gerab the clinch, get hit by a body body head combination, curl up in a ball and get TKO.

>>149449984
Now show the rest of the fight

>>149450017
he was just covering his ass for future cheating

>>149450026
I was waiting for Max to get heemed for a long time and it was amazing

>>149450021
The snapdown will be there for sharles

>>149450047
so it has been foretold in fear.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0S_Kmps-Zgk&pp=ygUSUm9oZmYgbGEgcHVpc3NhbmNl
Who is the Rohff of combat sports ?

>>149450060
That's not a heem.

>>149450069
Kino fight, the pants saved Arman here

>>149449703
>its real
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UinvI2HSnZ4?feature=share

>>149450069
Charles Oliveira the only man to win twice in a fight he lost.

>>149450082
Cyril Gane

>>149450041
If Charles gets into a fire fight in boxing range he’s just going to die
He was to be all the way out kicking or in the clinch grappling

>>149450082
Did this guy fuck BDS wife?

>>149450102
*has to be

>>149450102
Unironically his best chance is to sit there and trade.
Ilia loads up too much especially in the pocket and makes him stagnant easy to hit.

>>149450082
Daniel Cormier

>>149450026
he's just taken too much damage. imagine going 5 rounds with gaethje then fight a more fresh heemer right after

So Joe is ducking liver king?

>>149450102
>If Charles gets into a fire fight in boxing range he’s just going to die
Isn't this what you're arguing retard?
>He has to be all the way out kicking or in the clinch grappling
I agree? He has to mix it up and frustrate Ilia. Can you read mate?

Daniel "Daniel Cormier" Cormier

>>149450146
Just relax man

>>149450041
>And they were winning, only difference is their shots had no sting so Ilia knew he could walk through it.
Unironically this. Ilia himself has acknowledged that the reason why he took Emmett to a decision was because he didn't want to engage in boxing exchanges due to Emmett's power.

Disastrous Cholesterol

>>149450107
No it was Seth Gueko
A Russian-Italian rapper who larp as a gypsy

Many of these issues and more will resolve Saturday nite.

>If Charles gets into a fire fight in boxing range he’s just going to die
kek, this :(

>>149450146
Being positionally aggressive as pressing forward doesn’t mean getting into boxing exchanges with a power puncher.
Charles is better off in the clinch than at mid range where ilia is most dangerous
If he tries to stay on the outside he WILL be pushed back into the fence and heemed

>>149450193
It be quick dont worry

Iliachads getting ready for another victory.
Our confidence is unmatched.
Heh...
We own this organisation.

>>149450183
Doctor notes came in?

>>149450216
I think the only guy that can beat him is islam
Otherwise is running trough LW

>>149450132
Charles should definitely kick a lot but he can’t stay there getting into protracted striking exchanges with ilia

Topiglet fags itt are trying real hard to make themselves believe topiglet is going to finish charles kek

>>149450185
we don't write fanfiction here

>>149450240
I think Ilia will win but I honestly don't think the odds arent that stacked against Charles. Imo its more 55/45 than 99/1. Charles can legit just catch Ilia with a punch given that he hits hard as fuck, also if it gets to the ground I think Charles will have much bigger odds of finishing Ilia than vice versa.

And as some other anons pointed out Ilia can't just walk through Charles's punches like he did Volk and Max, meaning that Charles can actually put the pressure on, which is terrible for Ilia given that his game only really opens up if he's the one pressing.

Just got fucked in the ass by another man.

>>149450329
Bo Nickalesque

Just fucked some weemers ass and made him my bitch. Respectfully.

Illia has SOOOOO much less damage than Charles, it's not even close.

Max also had horrible career damage. I honestly feel like a 155 Jean Silva can kill Topturo. If the fight is at 145, I am more split.

>>149450292
Imo it's closer to a 51/49. Ilia can win but if Charles wins it's gonna be a bad night for Ilia. Someone said the word pressure or footwork or something

What type of liquor should I get tomorrow to help me cope with Charles out cold on the canvas?

LW is fucking bum city these days
He needs to come and save us

>>149450371
Modelo® Brewed for Those With a Quitting Spirit™

Ilia likes to lean heavy on his lead leg, this is part of how he pivots and quick steps in to position so efficiently. Balancing himself on his lead leg allows for very precise and fine foot movements that is all important for winning space and opening angles.
A nice oblique kick would very harshly punish him for such an unorthodox MMA stance. Once he's been scared away from balancing himself like that, his movements will become much more hampered and predictable, and his ability to win positional battles limited. If he doesn't shy away from his lead leg dominant stance, he will be at risk of getting finished from the oblique kicks.
The Max fight also proved that a kicking offense is extremely potent against Topuria. None of max's kicks did much damage sure, but they slowed Topuria down and stalled his strategy, which was a serious problem for him in that fight. Constantly presenting the right side body kick and the right side head kick keeps Topuria's all important right hand occupied and limits his ability to launch counters. It denies him the smooth pocket exchanges he wants and keeps the fight at an ugly kicking range. And you could see that the grinding pace the fight was going at was really starting to get to Topuria before he had that last burst of offense in the third. If Max hadn't essentially conceded the center of the cage from the jump, and had been a bit more creative in setting up offense from his kicks, that could have become a much different fight.
With all that said, I can't see Charles making use of these fundamentally important tactics to approaching Topuria. He's just not much of a kicker. I don't think he's thrown an oblique kick once his whole career

>>149450389
last bellator bum got embarassed

>>149449363
Apturo Topturo
Pantoja
Royval
Cannot afford chew loose
Talbott

you gotta see the mentalist that was on the JRE. its insane

>>149450292
Who has Illia fought that has a legit submission threat? Ryan Hall was too physically weak, to actually be a threat.

I see Illia shooting, confidently, and then getting caught in a submission.

>>149450408
Yeah Im not watching that crap

>>149450402
Please do not be so obvious with your bait. This is constructive criticism. You cannot have the last sentence be clear bait.

Be better, I'm rooting for you shitpost buddy

What's jre

>>149450408
link it

they used to be friends......

>>149450439
This guy got revved lmao, mad bitch

any updates from BJ Penn dot com

>>149450440
Jungle Racism Energy

It's this brazilian reality show where they go around and make fun of the amazon natives

Marc GODdard

>>149450441
https://youtu.be/mYvGKBCM3Ps
this is the episode but there's clips of the tricks he does on joe

>>149450404
Patchy won that shit

>>149450389
Usman is like his brother Umar, he doesn't have the unbeatable aura guys like Khabib and Islam have. Anybody who goes life and death with a Cage Warriors featherweight after debilitating said featherweight with nutshots will get eaten alive by top UFC 155ers

>>149450402
Does Charles throw obliques?

>>149450482
Paul Hughes heemed topiglet in sparring thoughever

>>149450482
Nah he's a guy that fights to his opponents level. When he gets to higher comp he'll start tearing through guys like Khabib and Islam

>>149450389
He has openly admitted in interviews that he's the third best at that gym after Islam and Usman.

Do you giys think Illia will leave an red rose on Charlses body? Would be epic

>>149449363
Topuria
Pantoja
Van
Dariush
Talbott

>>149450512
Everyone fighter is worse than Islam.

>>149450519
You took my fucking picks buddy

if they replaced wmma with ufc bjj matches, you heem or you haam?

>>149450541
>replace women with gays

>>149450160
>Ilia himself has acknowledged that the reason why he took Emmett to a decision was because he didn't want to engage in boxing exchanges due to Emmett's power.
Exactly, he was much more calculated.
>>149450198
Are you reading what you're writing? You're all over the place. And I never said he should STAY on the outside you spastic. You're arguing with yourself.

replace this with bjj?

>>149450232
I honestly think Arman is a terrible matchup for him. I feel like he ducked that fight.

>>149450492
He should start, Max was 2 or 3 kicks away from crippling Ilia.

>>149450557
I’m sorry you can’t comprehend slightly more complex fight analysis. Maybe watch the sport for a few more years and your understanding will improve

>>149450583
jack slack i knew you posted on heem u a legend

>>149450160
Ilia beat Emmett by drawing out his power shots into long exchanges and fucking him up there

>>149450578
>he should start
So he doesn’t? Can’t teach an old dog new tricks

knuckle up

Ilia will see the pearly gates before Ben Askren

>>149450573
I would love for Arman to beat Ilia just to shit on the UFC's plan.
They can still salvage and profit from a Charles victory, but Arman has no fanbase.

>>149449417
Is that Michael Franzese lol

>>149450570
I hate mackenzie dern Im glad she's getting fucked by alimony

in a couple years we had 2 figthers with real chances of becoming triple champ ilia and pereira, just a matter of time till some fucker does it

>>149450570
Mociano in prime gooner mode

"you will not use the Lord's name in vain" and an edit of Ilia heeming Oliveira

>>149450640
the offer still stands

>>149450619
Arman is one of those people like Merab who will suddenly materialise a bunch of dickriders because he beat fighters they hate

>>149450666
If you say so, Satan

>>149450541

Replace all wmma with tmma
you know you want to see it
trannies: not just for porn anymore

Just how bad is Kara-France

>>149449363
Chucky
Pantoja
Van
Moicano
Payton

Ilia Topuria is invincible

post gruesome tkos

>>149450692
Abysmal

...invincibly shit

Just how bad is France

>>149450718
but I can see him

>>149450740
There are no words

I don't rate Kai whatsoever, but Pantoja is just so boring. Be real with me heem does the kid have any kinda chance in this fight whatsoever

>>149449363
The Legendary Matador
Alex
J-Van
Benny
Talmbout

>>149450760
Kai is the hardest puncher at 125, so he'll always have a chance to flash KO his opponent

>>149450760
Just say you don't watch flyweight b you don't have to be a posser some people just don't like good MMA

post snakes

Okay apparently Kai is the favorite lmao. If I were a bettor I would be all over the Pantoja line. I'm assuming this is just because Kai is more popular and has have betting on him?

>>149450783
unranked killashaw beat the 2nd best bw

Ilia Topuria the El Matador....Chills. Formerly La Leyenda but he stopped using it because no one liked that gay ass nickname KWABOTY LMAO!

>>149450798
Pantoja just hit 35 which night explain the betting line

Fucking fucked up man. Coworker just started talking to me again after my Bo Nigger episode at work. Then I ruin it all and accidentally call Illia Clitia. You guys are seriously ruining my loife.

>>149449440
This shit was hilarious. I attempted to watch some of their shitty Embedded videos for the first time in months, and one of the first things I see is a white guy pretending to be Maori or Abbo or whatever. A couple decades ago, he would have been trying to run as far away from his supposed heritage as possible. Strange times.

Kiltia

CHADpuria won the faceoff

>>149449766
he gassed after wrestling zalal for 2 rounds

>>149450856
are you constantly making new accounts for the free credits? chinks kicked us out a couple weeks ago and cant be bothered to give them money or find a loophole

>>149450868
that was his first fight

>>149450868
Bud was tryna escape

Reminder that after Zalal got ranked, Topuria started talking about changing weight classes

>>149450868
>can't lose from headkick
>can't lose from sub
>can't lose from gassing out
no known weaknesses

>>149450798
They wrote that wrong. Pantoja is the favorite on Draftkings

I don't love Ilia, but I don't see how he loses to Charles. Charles' chin is gonna let him down here bigly.

everyone's just gonna gloss over the fact that Topturo missed weight huh

>>149450875
I have a lot of old accounts

>>149450798
That's weird, I guess cazzies just saw the CKB affiliation and put money on Kai

i would brutally heem the anon below me

heeminder that charles hasn't be heemed in 8 years

Helo

>>149450814
>>149450798
It’s still inexplicable
One of the strangest lines I’ve seen for ages

>>149450939
ah, i see

>>149450960
so he's due

>>149450798
it's wrong

Anybody tried these, they're Polish so you can't get them in your Supermarkets. Quite intense, quite wowzers tasting

>>149450986
?*

>>149450986
>Cucumbers in brine
pickles? i like pickles

Charles just smashed his face against a concrete wall and split his eyebrow wide open again
the fight is off

>>149450986
Only herring is worth pickling. This niÄÄa eating cucumbers LMAO

>>149450996
Read properly ,OMG, readthemandweep.

They are fermented. Fer-men-ted

>>149449766
Doesn’t matter against Charles

wow swedish delicacy

Gosh

>>149450969
If the black king Michael Chandler couldn't do it, then Clitia Poopooira has not chance sadly I'm afraid

Im afraid this post is not about mma. Oh Dear, oh dear...not combat sports related at all I fear. How very sad, how very tragic indeed.

>>149451023
I love fermen

>>149451023
sooo.. pickles right?? i like pickles :)

>>149450798
Pantoja lost to Erceg, who got finished by KKF. That explains it.

>>149451023
Based pickle connoisseur. I love pickles, great snack

Round 1 Volk v Topuria. People forgot how brutal the wokening was man

Doo somethin niÄÄa

wtf

>>149449363
Turdpoopia
Panocha
Raw Dog
Monkey
Lemon

>>149451016
fucking swedes and their fermented fish. bitch you're right next to the ocean just eat that shit fresh, like wtf are you doing dwag

>>149451048
Don't get me mad, I'm having a good evening but you're winding me up. Picked are picked it's in the name, they're not called fermets. Engage your minds instead of just saying stoopid shit.

Fuck man

>>149450965
Tbf he beat Albazi decisively and got robbed for Saudi money, and he was having a very close fight with Moreno until he got caught. Records can be deceiving.

>>149451068
The Chin will be there for Niko.

>>149451060
Fact check again.

>>149451068
Jacodaddy has the thickest juiciest BBC in UFC history

>>149449363
Topuria
Pantoja
Van
Dariush
Talbott

>>149451062
Most people like Pickles but this isn't just me posting about Pickles though, we already know they're good. I like these Polish fermented Pickes, very different flavour

>>149451068
Smith is a proper can crusher and Niko is a can. Niko got heemed by a 40% power clinch uppercut vs old man Robbie

>watch embedded
>"maori" manlet crying about his maori name
hope this little shit gets heemed

>>149451114
Anon we have pickles in America. We know what pickles taste like lol

>>149451117
*revs you*

Guys. Putting just $100 on Niko Price to win could net you over $1000. It's too good to pass up.

>>149451086
this is one of those all toads are frogs but not all frogs are toads, innit?

>>149450986
Are pickles are better than yours

Guys. Putting $100 on Niko Price can net your bookie $100. It’s too good to pass up

Pickles with peanut butter on them are good.

ONE.MORE.SLEEP

i like pickles with my fights, simple as

Swedish delicacy, pickled dick.

Heeminder at 155 and below 35+ fighters almost never win title fights. Volk beating tomato can Lopes made it like 3-30 the last decade. KKF + Topuria parlay is free money and you’ll make 3.5-1

>>149451170
dawwg you're right next door

>>149451064
beautiful macedonian rose right there

>>149451185
There's an ocean between us

>>149451155
Two more sleeps if you count Topiglet after getting choked the fuck out by Charles

you little pickledicks have nothing on my fermented meng

me peeping the pawg milfs

>>149450986
>>149451023
>>149451086
you're a filthy black african

>>149451181
Kai kaka pants is just as bad as lopes

>>149451170
We keep Nordic™ solidarity here now apologize to the svedut

the swedeslut

>>149451181
Dumb bet. You'll make more just putting it all on Olives (which is going to happen btw)

>>149451200
Pantoja is very easily hit and KKF has power

>>149451094
No lie here nigga

>>149451204
Just friendly banter b

figthing nerds you took everything we work for motherfucker ima fight your fucking ass

>>149451210
>Oliviera will win
Please enlighten us. How does he win

sweden is busy blasting black metal and smoking ciggies

>>149449363
O Iluminado
Alexandre Pantoja
Joshua Van
Beneil Dariush
Payton Talbott

>>149450798
Pantoja is a large favorite.

Ive got Dricus by kneebar round 3 after getting a little frustrated with how wirey and strong khamzat is so he just breaks his fucking knee backwards.

>>149451129
Why do you keep saying that? You're ignoring the key point which makes the differentiation? You're totally missing it. Try again, have you tried this specific kind?

>>149451229
Topuria is essentially Gaethje and we all saw what Charles did to him

>>149451229
umm.. manlet.. ummmmm.. yeah manlet for sure.. ummmmmmm BBC.

>>149451259
Have I tried pickles? I already told you I love pickles as a snack

>>149451139
Yes motherfucker

Fiighting Nerds? More like Fighting Birds

>>149450191
young bisping was goofy

>>149451259
What's special about these ones

>>149451273
the 4th is coming up lad, you better be nice to me

>>149451261
Garth has the worst BJJ in UFC. Topuria wasn’t afraid to grapple with Bryce and subbed him. Not remotely comparable

>>149449363
>CHARLEEE
>Pantoja
>Van
>Renato Carneiro
>Talbott

>>149451229
With an anaconda choke in round 3 in about 2 minutes left

most psychotic mma arguments come from gamblers placing a bet and then justifying it retroactively once they start to question their pick

does Charles retire after losing?

>>149450191
Wow Strickland finally lost it

>>149451192
Thanks for this, you're making me feel good, the Sunday you describe will be great. Got an Australian mild lines up for tomorrow too. Glorious stuff

>>149451293
I mean it’s not impossible but Charles will have to survive 3+ knockdowns to get to that point. Ilia won’t let him up he’ll jump on top and do what Islam did

>>149451115
oh yeah that was real, fer sure b

Charles will not be charred yet. Set ablaze to illia.

>>149451310
man i miss prime Lawler, he was a fucking DAWG

>>149451309
Topuria will lose all hope in the fight once round 1 ends and he didn't heem Charles like he thought he would. Topuria will get mentally heemed before getting subbed.

>>149451310
didn’t see it coming
the shot you don’t see coming heems you

I eat my cucumbers like i eat my meat. Raw and bloody.

>>149451146
where did you get this picture of me

>>149451269
Kys

>>149451310
OHHH HE'S STABBIN ME
I'M DEAD
i'm dead

>LOOKS LIKE DRICUS IS DROPPING DOWN FOR A POSSIBLE HEEL HOOK ATTEMPT, RISKY MOVE AS KHAMZ-

>KNEEBAR!! OH MY WERD!!BABY BOY ITS A KNEEBAR FOR DDP!!

>>149449363
Topuria
Pantoja
Van
Moicano
Talbott

>>149451326
Topuria heemed Max in round 3 bud

>>149451323
me too guy was a peach

>>149451283
Of July?

Charlebros… the world has written us off… but we’re not of this world…

soon

>>149450931
>I don't love Ilia
yes you do you little queer

>>149451029
Is this a compliment or an insult to Charles (choose carefully)

>>149451323
Lawler rolling with punches against the cage was always kino AF. Sadykhov did it last week

>>149451363
this fight was fun as fuck

>>149451358
k but max isn't charles

Hey man, win, lose, or draw, you have to admit that Ilia has won all of our hearts with his dedication to his family, his friends, and most of all, to God.

>>149451377
Neither. Speaking to Charles fight style. Ilia won’t wrestle unless Charles hurts him bad

The cards have been so shit recently I've completely lost the will to post my picks

>>149451204
Thank you for doing the swedeful

>>149451405
oops you meant to say Charles.

>>149451384
You’re right, Max is much better than Charles (who has been finished 8 times)

>>149451407
there's so much soul in the old UFC

Or she cancels on me and Charles loses, then I'm back in hell, depressed. Entirely possible.
Life is crazy

>>149451427
>(who has been finished 8 times)
So? Dumb cazzie

All you gotta do is add the name Sneed to your shitpost and nobody has got the balls to talk shit about your retarded awful takes cuz they'll be thinking like 'fuck that might just happen now'

>>149451407
>UFC TAPOUT available on Xbox
Holy fuck Robbie fought forever

>>149451438
TELL ME WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT THE FUCKING PICKLES. Respectfully

>>149451441
You literally have sex with men.

just because a guy loses 1 or 2 or 10 fights doesn't mean he sucks

>>149451438
Circles shut the fuck up
>>149451441
No one cares about you andrew

>>149451407
I was there for this

>>149451440
Remember you posted this when Charles gets dropped and instataps inside 3 minutes

>>149451447
Clozapozzedpiglet begging for attention from he BBC dick daddy.

>>149451407
I miss him so much bros

niÄÄa Pleas

Free (You)s every time bitch

Ilia has looked unbeatable except for that
one time but that's less times than the irhee fuu

>>149451459
I'm screencapping your post and gonna spam it tomorrow night.

>>149451441
Sup sneed

>>149451467
Same

>>149451476
Are you okay bro

>>149451487
Lol. K bud

Periera's bunda

Lot of ashy white niggas ITT

Haps first words: bix noods

>>149451487
Post slip showing your belief in Oliviera. You can make 4.15x on your bet!

(You won’t post shit)

>>149451501
Shiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeet suwooo

>>149451514
I don't bet. That's a sin. I picked him in my picks though.

Only factual posts itt

Just being honest now, Charles doesnt stand much of a chance. Screenshot this and send it to Charles so he sees it

>>149451488
Former Mexican here

>>149451370
>Clitia Topiglet glaze in 2025
Yikes

The haka confuses the cum skin.
Their confusion angers them, because they can not understand the concept of cultural practices.

why does dc always address joe on the mic. "He's still dangerous joe!". Does he hate anik?

The REAL reason Islam Makhachev left the lightweight division

Woodburn 3:16 says I just cut your grass

Why would you not glaze him in 2025? what a fuckin retarded post Erin

I dont know why my skin is so leathery I use lotion Im just an ugly freak :(

Gapedrot will be fighting an unranked opponent in the apex I fear

>>149451447
You could just read it, but you'd rather make me engage with you at Gun point

im gay lmao

>>149451546
10/10
>>149451550
8/10
>>149451547
10/10

>>149451558
Are you one of those retards who think sun screen is a Jewish trick?
You have fair skin and live in Florida fucking use it

Uh oh! My Clitty is leaking again. I gotta go clean it! BRB

Just fucked a mtf tranny in the ass and sucked their girlcock btw

I noticed when the English saddo feels left out he goes mad hahaha, it just registered that's when he's at his worst. Anyone else noticed this?

>>149451544
He addresses Jon it's just less noticeable than when addresses Joe because they got pulled in to a vortex where DC's IQ points get drained in to the abyss that is Joe Rogan's retardation

Biggest cock in the universe btw

clittypooria status?

>>149451564
I did read it I'm not following what makes them so special

>>149451592
7 inches IS huge

>>149451587
Im not here enough to notice such neurosis in individual creatures hear

Imagine having nobody to communicate with irl, so you spend all day every day online and then you still can't get anyone to interact with you. Must be infuriating

Hey can i get a reply too

Give me a (you)

>>149451612
Bodied those freaks

>>149451612
Yes that's me. You described me, thank you.

>>149451601
They're fermented you Finnish barbarian

>>149451578
Hell of a post Sweden, cheers.

Sneed a worldwide traveller
Weh mi tell 'em (How yuh mean), sneed a worldwide traveller
Weh mi tell them wi a travel all over (Ahh)
Weh mi seh, from Florida to Canada
Bust up the place and then we gone to Finlandia

>>149451620
9/10
>>149451624
8/10
>>149451604
7/10
>>149451607
5/10
>>149451612
10/10

Sneed loves his little memes...

I’m really Lerone Murphy

>>149451626
No, no, not you

>>149451641
Kek

kek imagine if the mentalist tries to guess the name of the first girl you ever kissed

How likely is it that joe rogan spends a weird amount of time glazing Topuria's physique tonight?

>>149451638
Thanks so much for the 10 marks. How have you been? I hope you're not feeling down. Anything planned for the weekend?

>>149451632
What is so unusual about that how can you call me a barbarian when you are excited by the sight of fermented pickles

Doo said tonight lmfao

>>149451659
the fuck are you talking about retard

>>149451638
Factual Post.

kek this nigga living in tomorrow

>>149451666
Shut the fuck up you ignoramus

>>149450570
dern looks horrible with that hair

>>149451659
Wow you really just said that.

Oh shit it's Friday, nice.

going out to face the pain, you guys want anything while I'm out?

>>149451607
I’ve wasted hundreds of hours on /heem/ over the years and couldn’t identify a single poster besides the French flag (prob a vpn) who spammed porn and other weird shit

>>149451635
I'm doing my part

>>149451686
That's Smiff

this nigga made an error kek

>>149451694
shut up

nah doo thought 0 more sleeps

0 more steps until UFC

Bunch of speed freaks itt I detect

excuse my language but Charles will beat the CRAP out of Ilia

PAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAA

>>149451638
What the fuck niÄÄa

>>149451736
Kyes?

wtf is a chastity cabe?

>>149451667
I am a barbarian. Well Fermented Pickles are unheard of here. Maybe they're common where you are. That's ok though because we can get Custard Apples over here and you could never.
(And I'm glad you're missing out)

Chastity Cabe and Abel

>>149451740
5/10 you're only here half the time hence the 5, you can easily bump that up with a bit more work

Now that I know circles is black his posts are actually kinda funny

>>149451746
He's brown....

>>149451678
Hahaha this is crazy, he just proved me extra right. The lack of self awareness on thing Rodent is impressive

Yeah well Im pretty much mostly just worried about like my own life and stuff you know guys?

>>149451758
Makes total sense, thank you I appreciate you.

>>149451759
he's like a modern day Chris Tucker

>>149451761
hahaha like poo

Erin locked up the topiglets in a chastity cabe I fear

>>149451692
That's nothing to be proud of that's worrying haha, how old are you? You shouldn't be allowed to drive or operate heavy machinery

>>149451787
What the hell is a chastity cabe?

>>149451736
>kyes
It would have been good enough without the paper b

>>149451787
Bro stop with that shit

Chastity cube

Chastity gane

>>149451759
Why would my jokes be funnier if I was black? Don't get it

>>149449363
Charles Oliveira
Alexandre Pantoja
Brandon Royval
Renato Moicano
Payton Talbott

chastity dodecahedron

Bro keep right on goin' with that shit

>>149451750
I'm not that keen on custard to tell you the truth but you do have branston which is nice

>>149451806
Hahaha!!! He's done it again!

Chastity Kody Steele

ufc branded chastity octagon

The UFC Chastitypex

>>149451816
It's a fruit

>>149451806
It's really funny b I was struggling at first with the unforgivable betrayal but have come to the same conclusion

>>149451806
Creasing at this post

>>149451817
He he he I'm so funny aren't I? Ha ha ha, ho ho ho. Real funny

>>149451830
No signing posts

>>149451806
bombaclart!

isnt circles austrailian?

Black man using a computer? Funny as fuck

>>149449289
did he really do this?
lol, lmao even

>>149451850
He’s Māori

BO NIGGER
BO NIGGER
BO NIGGER

>>149451862

>>149451862

>>149451862

>>149451857
Have you ever seen a somali on a computer

People forget man,

>>149451867
Monitor on

>>149451793
The Chastity Cube: Hypercube

>>149451530
Cowardly faggot