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COL: Tyler Freeman is not in the Rockies’ starting lineup for Friday night’s soiree against the Brewers in Milwaukee
CWS: Luis Robert Jr. (hamstring) was held out of the White Sox’ starting lineup for Friday’s matchup against the Giants
SF: Casey Schmitt (wrist) remained out of the Giants starting lineup for Friday night’s battle against the White Sox
NYM: Mets sent LHP Dicky Lovelady outright to Triple-A Syracuse
BOS: Red Sox placed INF Marcelo Mayer on the bereavement list, recalled INF Nick Sogard from Triple-A Worcester
PIT: Oneil Cruz is not in the Pirates’ starting lineup for Friday night’s battle against the Mets
CLE: As anticipated, José Ramírez (forearm) was held out of the Guardians’ starting lineup for Friday night’s contest against the Cardinals
TOR: Vladimir Guerrero Jr. (forearm) is not in the lineup against the Red Sox on Friday

REDDIT JOMBOY CUBS

>>149452863 (OP)
Doyers

>>149452863 (OP)
Dog website.

You now remember the Eastern League

/hoc/ won

Tonight my Phillies will score two (2) runs!

>>149452878
>cusb

lmfao

>>149452878
>8 out of 12 games rained out
:(

>>149452891
They got umpballed that game tbf

>>149452863 (OP)
Harry Ford isn't in the fucking lineup.

doyers

I THINK THE MARINERS SUCK!

>>149452960
Based

Can someone explain how the league benefits from every game starting at the same time?

>lhp
vgh

My Angels WILL be playing baseball in October

We have to beat the White Sox today Bros. We just have to!

>>149452863 (OP)
It's time we admit the Royals were never a good franchise.

>>149452990
Stop asking questions goy

>>149453024
young virginia madsen was something else

The long rebuild continues.

Wtf is going on with Ronnie Washington? Addiction or something?

>>149452963
Overexaggerated tranny-taste art.

>>149453107
Chicken wings

>>149452990
People that work get to go to the night games on weekdays. Plus thursday is a travel day.

Its so over Angelbros.

>>149453128
Fandom goes:
Giants/Yankees/Rangers
Jets/Mets/Islanders

Plz respect the facts, ma'am.

>>149453086
The Hot Spot

>>149453156
Giants/Yankees/Rangers/Knicks
Jets/Mets/Islanders/Knicks

>>149453118
>get busy living or get busy dying

>>149453156
>Islanders
That’s Yanks country kiddo.

>>149453128
Its the mettiejetties you retard

>>149453150
sounds like cancer or aids imo

Go Dodgers!!
We'll get those royals!!

>>149453107
>>149453118
>>149453150
Ron Washington was the dude in Moneyball right? Where Brad Pitt was like tell him how easy it is to play first base and Ron was like it's very difficult.

I'm guessing Wash has a bad heart or some kind of chronic illness if the results were "fortunate".

>>149453095
Please come back.

Isn't Washington a cokehead?

>>149453206
Yeah, i figured the knicks part spoke for itself. Nobody cares about the Nets.

>>149453290
>"knows what he needs to do to get healthy."
fuck does that mean? he's talking like he's a drug addict that needs to check himself into rehab

>>149453128
Just an fyi so you can make good slop next time.

Can someone Fucking explain to me how there are ACTUALLY Fucking Cats that believe Aaron Judge should be MVP over Cal Raleigh? Like this is what they ACTUALLY believe!

Cal putting up those numbers at the 2 spot with his best in game defense, platinum glove winner last year and continuing it this year, and Cats be trying to argue naw it's Judge? For reals? For REALS reals?

>>149453310
That’s what I assumed it meant. He talks like a drunk

>>149453314
>yankees and knicks
>jets and islanders
Anon...

>>149453310
He smokes a lot. He probably needs to quit.

>>149453290
>wash knows what he needs to get healthy
>eat chicken wangz

>>149453314
>tfw New York's soccer team is currently the most recently successful sports franchise.

Next year, the Yankees are going to come out with vorpal enchanted bats and mythril cod pieces and half this board will fall over themselves calling it based

baseball when?

>>149453360
Not true, their WNBA team is good and won a championship last season

>>149453382
They still won't come up with a Championship though I bet.

>>149453382
umm well yeah that would be based

>>149453382
>they get even gayer
LMAO

obsessed

HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A HECKIN PICKLE! FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!

It's Fucking Friday, almost 6:30pm on the East Coast and we just had Fucking 2 of 15 games start.

What the FUCK is going on here!? What is Bud Fucking Selig and his empty suits playing at!!?

>>149453278
2 hours til Dodger baybawl...

Pickle Recker lol

You know what goes good with pickles?

MUSTAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAARD

>>149453466
HE TURNED INTO A HECKIN PICKLE!

Dodgers Lineup today

>>149453488
turn that tv off
turn that tv off
uh

I still can't get over that this actually happened...

>>149453522
Or this... and that it literally was back to back days.

the angels are literally killing ron washington

>>149453493
SWAG

>>149453005
Eh I don’t see it, but Perry did just quiet-fire Washington so we’ll see what kinda bullshit happens between now and then

>>149453465
ITFDB!

>>149453516
o kek

i want to go to the local batting cage this summer but i'm too afraid of getting hit :(

>>149453510
I don't see Conforto

Ump was just ready to go home I guess.

>>149453584
Those are worthless btw

Which Negro League teams should return as an MLB team?

>>149453615
Chimpcongo. Next.

Le "My new strike zone" Ump in action

HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A PICKLE YOU IDIOTS! DONT YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?!

why the FUCK is no one playing baseball yet

>>149453615
clowns

>>149453584
If you throw a ball like straight up and it falls down on top of the middle of the plate and bounces on the plate, is it a strike?

test \S*\d\S*>>149452863 (OP)

>>149453672
RETARD ALERT

IM MARINER RICK!
IM MARINER REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>149453615
black barons

>>149453672
What did you get b& for?

>>149453567
Bruh just let it hit you once and you’ll never be that scared again.
You’ll yell YOWCH and it will sting like a mf but you should be fine

>>149453567
dont be a pussy

>>149453615
>20 teams
>5 trying to call themselves the giants (giants, royal giants, elite giants, american giants, x giants)
the real answer is the atlanta black crackers

>>149453510
the skip is mixing things up a bit with this lineup, interested to see how it plays out.

>>149453615
how do you not love the indy clowns

>>149453615
Now the Nashville Stars thing seems a lot dumber considering there were 40 other negro league teams in other cities with the same name

>>149453567
women are braver than you

>>149453510
>Edman, Muncy, Hernandez as the bottom of the order
Sometimes I see shit like this and get why other fans hate us. That's a stupid deep lineup.

>>149453756
Is that how they bat in the NPB? No wonder they need steroids (ohtani) to be functional here

>>149453756
>not even wearing a helmet
whoa i wish she was my husband

>>149453615
Black Barons goes hard

>>149453446
>>149453468
>>149453506
varmints are a nuisance

>>149453768
no one besides betts and ohtani is scary in that lineup

>>149453772
hes natty and has never gambled

>>149453768
People hate the Dodgers because they have a $400M payroll. People hate Dodgers fans because you lot seem to be oblivious to how ridiculous the payroll is.

>>149453615
>negro league team named new york cubans

>>149453567
stand in the box to the side of the plate, you'll be fine

>>149453805
more liek it's because you're faggots

>>149453615
Definitely the New York Blackies

>>149453567
the real issue is stepping on the balls when you swing. its probably been 25 years since ive been to one but i remember my heel kept coming down on a ball and i was seething

>>149453827
shit i thought you were supposed to stand on the plate. that explains it, thanks.

>>149453845
any time leaf bro, go gettem!

>>149453749
my clownies :)

Please, won't you be my neighbor?

I’m ready for my chop!

>>149453567
My gook uncle was hitting 90 at 40+

>>149453843
I did hit a ball straight down once that bounced up and hit me square on the chin and made my knees buckle and I blacked out for a couple seconds.

>>149453915
bend over

mets baseball begins NOW

>>149453510
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

>>149453992
is that her skin whitening cream?

>>149454000
>b-but koreans are already white!

Mets @ Pirates is live

>>149453615
When the Expos moved, I thought it would've been cool if they were renamed the Grays since the Homestead Grays used to play in Washington when they weren't playing in Pittsburgh.

It’s time for Yankletics béisbol.

WHERE’S THE BLOODY PLATE

>>149454066
That it is.

>>149453992
>mets
you just know she likes the dodgers

>>149454160
She looks like she eats her hotdogs with MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!

>>149453615
>portland grey sox (greys)

goodness I'm thirsty! I think I'll saunter down to the corner shop for an alcoholic lager beer. anyone want anything?

I like ketchup and pepperoni

>>149454225
Alcohol is bad for you and will dehydrate you more

>>149454225
I’ll take one bottle of MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

>>149454207
NICE
Dodgerdogs

>>149454235
No one besides little kids eat pepperoni. If you're still eating pepperoni on your pizza into adulthood, you should probably check yourself into an asylum.

>>149453992
Literally wearing Twins gear.

>>149453992
Based

>>149454260
I get physically angry watching Max Muncy eat. This man just doesn't fast. You can almost hear him sneering "that hot dog was 0.16 grams lighter than the Farmer John franks were" as he eats Dodger Dog 1. Super Dodger Dogs don't faze him. Then he'll devour a massive 16 inch Slugger Dodger Dog in two bites. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.

>You need you a man, baby, I don't understand, baby
>Pay your bill and make you feel protected like I can, baby
>Teach you somethin' if you need correction, that's the plan, baby
>Don't put your life in these weird niggas' hands, baby

>>149454225
An alcoholic pilsner beer.

where is kim

>>149454304
busy in the genny arguing that koreans are in fact white

i bet if there really were more black players on the dodgers, mookie would still get along with the others more

>>149454263
lg twins

Yankee pitcher does not have it tonight

Trill Warrenbros?

THAT SHOHEI OTANI IS A STUPID FUCKING JAP FUCK I HATE HIM!

>>149454337
They are

>>149453567
I used to go a lot until I fouled a ball off into my left testicle.

>>149454404
Jelly?

>>149454404
hell nah ese he good and you a bitchhh

>>149454364
There are no lies or errors in my statement.

>>149454430
No thanks I’ll have some MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

>>149453493
Turned what into a pickle?

>>149452863 (OP)
>TOR: Vladimir Guerrero Jr. (forearm) is not in the lineup against the Red Sox on Friday
so that was a fucking lie

>>149454435
Got nothing on the goat

>>149454426
would it be weird if i wore a cup to my local amusement park? that's where the batting cage is

How come first round draft picks MLB aren't has important in trades like NBA or NFL?

wtf happened tot he oreos?

>>149454477
rolf he suck dick son and he a bitch

>>149454515
Stay mad about the fact the dodgers couldn't utilise him properly

>>149454545
he made it to the WS with the Dodgers which is something that won't happen as a poodre

Bergman’s getting traded check these digs

>>149454404
YOU ARE GAY AND FAGGOT

so mad cause we got our entire team as All Stars

damn it barfs

>>149454597
Oops! all Dodgers got em seething

>>149454479
Only if you wear it on the outside of your pants.

>>149454477
Chimp

Will the Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD tonight?

>>149454545
ROLF that bitch couldn't deliver do you even watch baseball homie?

>>149454628
We fucking suck, we're absolute king kong godzilla diarrhea

faGGETS KEK

KEK NINO CACA

KEK TESTES POODRES WHAT ARE YOU DOING

KEK POODRES

KEK CEASE

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP A CATCH THAT FUCKING POORLY.

HOPE YOU FUCKING CEASE BEING ALIVE!

FAGGets kek!

>>149454728
Hey fuck you man

>>149454485
most of them are busts. also they don't play in the majors right away and usually spend time in the minors first

FAGGets kek!

LOL MEST

PPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT

I'm not giving up, it's only the first inning

JAZZED

Recker calling the Mets/Pirates game on the radio tonight and this weekend.

A dodgers Brit and a padres Brit?!

>>149454772
damn, there should be only enough room for one of us!

Guess imma kill him then!

FAGGets KEK!!!

FAGGets KEK!!!

>>149454728
>>149454740
Fuck my boricua ass

and we're off to a comedic start

>>149454735
Fuck my boricua ass

>>149454772
Need a break down for are they English, Scottish, Welsh, or Northside Irish.

How does /sp/ feel about bananaball?

>>149454654
dawg thats u pretending to be DODGERS LMAO you gay just like SF SD NY

just got off the phone with my cousin who took the trip to ATL and he said the games not delayed because of rain but because there was an event thats causing a massive disruption. he said theres about 400 fags, probably more, in braves attire who all simultaneously whipped their dicks out and started jerking and sucking each other off. in the seats, on the concourse, the bathrooms. he said its definitely the gayest thing hes ever seen. theyre rounding up additional staff to help clean and sanitize. theyre gonna downplay it on the broadcast to save face but this is the real truth.

FAGGets kek!

berds eatin

>>149454846
>>149454827
Welsh both of us!
I have to deal with waking up to living in a house with a dodgers fan, i hate it.

did the poodres already PRRRRRRT?

>>149454827
I'm welsh.

>>149454886
Fuck my boricua ass

Why did the Dodgers even bother getting the best contact hitter in baseball in Kim if they were just going to have a hateful Japanese manager refuse to play him half the time

Ernie!

Yankees take the lead with a short porch homerun

>>149454894
>>149454927
Samefag check

>>149454937
It hit the second deck. Not a porch shot.

>>149452863 (OP)
Guys I know how the Rags can be a good team: every away game is a Pride night

>>149454937
it's nu yankee babby stadium. short porch is implied

Clearly these are shark infested waters

>>149454931
I want to see Rushing get more at bats also. first world problems.

>>149454952
Check it.

>Tuck comes home
>Issac & Cam can see their former team
glhf cubbie bears

STEER!

Poodres will be below .500 by September

A Volpean walk.

R-Royals!

barfiedoos, when is the game starting?

Cease having a bad night on the mound. 41 pitches, 4 outs, 2 earned runs

Reds are a good team and they won the yankee series tho

>>149454225
haribo frogs

>>149455093
Beating the Yankees is not a high bar achievement.

>>149454097
WTF. How did you get this image

>>149454066
I really like this

A SOTONIAN home run

my rangers :D
lessssss goooo

ITFDB!!!!

SOOOOOOOOTOOOOOOOOO

>>149455176
t. protest vote

ITFCB

>>149455093
The Yankees did not play the Resd this year. This is nothing but Ohioan propaganda.

lol Giménez

>>149455190
no one cares doyerpaco

>>149455212
Yay! I'm so happy right now.

>>149454833
Fun for tiktok, wouldn't watch a game

I LIKE BASEBALL

Cease has been a dud

>>149455190
everybody cares doyerchad

What series will you be keeping tabs on this week? For me it's
>Cubs @ Astros
>Jays @ R-Sox

elly fixin to hit a dinger just watch

love baseball
hate life

>>149455123
Beating the losers of the World Series isn’t a high bar? Reds are a sleeper team

>just tuned in
>My Jintsies already down 1-0

>>149455326
Don't worry pal, the sox will implode

ITFDB

It's time for Dodger baseball!

rate my parlay

>>149455344
>>149455358
no one cares doyerjorge and doyerguillermo

>>149454225
nicotine

Sonny Gray throwing a no hitter and I'm not gonna watch it because of apple

>>149455358
*Royal baseball

>>149455344
>>149455358
everybody cares doyerchads

everyone cares dodgerchads

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The DODGAS baby!!

ROYALS!
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BIG FLY OHTANI SAN

If Lauer and Scherzer manage to stick around, this rotation could finally be hitting their stride

DINGERTANI
JUNETANI

OHTANI BOMB

CUBBIES

OHTANIAN BLAST!

LEADOFFHRTANI

>>149455415
inb4 excellent pitching from Cameron with 0 run support

Royals haven't won a homegame in June
TEN GAME LOSING STREAK
12 RUNS IN 10 GAMES

Garbage time lol

Easy schedule dodgers kek

>>149455309
If they were good, they wouldn't have gone 1-5 against the Red Sox.

Garbagetimetani strikes again

Doyers

Wholesome Tucker moment

That's how you fucking open!!!

Hmm yes I see

>>149455464
>putinwalkingmememusic.wav

Doyers be like “no mames guey” lmao

>>149455484
BOOBS!

>>149455464
bom video

Dingers

>>149455439
we're so cooked
time to deal Lugo

>>149455523
fucken grim

Mets fans be like “oy vey gimmie a schtickle of a base hit for my mutha” lmao

>>149455494
THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLp8SISp4nM

>>149455542
Kek!

david "bp" peterson

Mariners and smallball!

A LeMahieuian RBI Single.

>>149455508
BOOBS?

Twins strike first.

stop throwing strikes on 1-2 and 0-2 counts....pl0x

will it be an okay-ish outing for May or will he completely shit the bed

>>149455523
any good bullpen arms I should know about?

>>149455570
>das it mane

LETS GO ROYALS!!!

>>149455592
he seems to always have an inning where he shits the bed

Chicaygo anons be like “be right dere I gotta gedda sassidge and a hot dish” lmao

My Jintsies on the board!

Does Ohtani pitch tonight?

cubs legend cam smith batting

>>149455621
he gets shook easily

I'd strikeout Josh Smith on three pitches.

More like Dustin GAY

>>149455596
bullpen has been fire, whole pitching rotation is WS tier just can't hit with RISP to save our life
it's actually remarkable how inexplicably historically awful the offense has been, EVERYONE has been cold for months but Garcia.
yet somehow they haven't fired the hitting coach

36 games with 2 runs or less

>>149455083
He hates Recker.

>>149455639
I know that's the perception, but he's also worked his way out of some pretty tight jams

>>149455634
kill yourself!

FUCKING SEAGER

>beggin eggen cheese da ocky way
lmao for fucks sake *laughing and cry emoji

swing the fuckin' bat you fuckin pussy ass bitch

>>149455690
Pete did it da ocky way

>>149455655
Royals hitting approach is all screwed up
they take the most 1st pitch strikes so end up behind in count
they overswing out of their shoes in desperation
make the MOST contact in the zone and near highest out of the zone but they don't square it up and chase whiffs on bad pitches

Rumor has it Seager wanted to be an umpire but he was kept out for obvious reasons.

I wouldn't mind seeing cam smith eat a 98mph fastball. he wants to show up the cubs like that I say we give him a smile...a red smile

>>149455690
just ate 2 pork chops with some scalloped potatoes

walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!

Aaron Retard

DON'T LET STEER GET HOT

>>149455634
tomorrow

walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!

>>149455719
Cambo makin em seethe

>>149455743
>>149455731
don’t reply to the astromiguel

Is Joe Kelly still skulking around pretending to be a professional?

I'm at Fenway
Story sucks
Bello sucks

runner in scoring position is weak-minded May's kryptonite

>>149455655
I really like Erceg and Cruz, my Jays need better middle relievers

Crusty Gay aint making it to the 5th

fucking May, man

>>149455626
lol those guys are a bunch of fags

there's no reason to throw a strike in the zone to Salvy (Perez)
he will chase anything and if he makes contact it's a fly out all year

>>149455758
astros fans booed kyle tucker at the end of the ovation they are really odd. it's non sports fans pretending to be sports fans

>>149455767
may is fucken ass

attaboy dano LET'S FUH reakin go

>>149455797
doubtful

This ginger is so fucking ass

>>149455766
Fuck you asshole.

>>149455794
problem is May's sweeper isn't even bite worthy most of the time and his other shit is hardly swing and miss

attaboy dano LET'S FUH reakin go

anyone watching rangers/mariners?

lol
lmao even

domzone is good recently

>>149454931
it is a bit frustrating. he's an exciting player to watch and i wish he was a starter.

beggars can't be choosers. Doyers need all the live arms we can get

is Dansby elite?

>>149455639
Shaken.

>>149455776
you guys have quietly having a great season, nobody talkin about the Jays but they should be!

will you fags fucking relax
may does this all the time. gives up a run and is otherwise good for four other innings.

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

>>149455838
Watching the Chis and Rags

DaNsBy ShOuLdNt BaT FoUrTh

>>149455827
I say this as a Bostonian
2 sam adams down

FAGGets kek!!!

FAGGets kek!!!

Kaboom.

>>149455871
Jays are a solid team, they just need a bit more help to get over the hump

>leadoff triple
>doesn’t score
cusb moment

>>149455916
jays fucking suck

so it's safe to say dodgers will let may walk after this year

>>149455930
>>149455916
duality of man

I love dankeeslop poster.

Maybe every dipshit will stop pissing and shitting about Nico batting lower in the lineup now. Probably not

I don't think the doyers are it

Don’t get cocky!!

>>149455934
the potential depth even without him on paper says absolutely

>>149455962
I believe in Noah Cameron but you might as well put the whole AAA Omaha team in the lineup and get the same result

and they said we had no pitching

>>149455962
What is she sitting o- oh.

>cummy gay
kek

>>149455985
Pitching was never the issue

>>149455962
Sasquatch team

CWalk got a hit(?)

oh for peep’s sake !!!!

it's my ozempic era

>>149456004
What's with the Sasquatch in Kansas City?

I think the DOYERS should beat Kansas!

Jazz Chisholm Jr has a 133 wRC+ this season

His career high is 134 in 2022

MUNCED

Matt Shaw needs to cheat on his girlfriend or wife to get his confidence back

MUNCED

Love my Funky Muncy

THAT FUNKY MUNCY

max muncy is fat

That Funky Muncy

>>149455370
half way there sorta

>Juan Soto bowl advertising already
Nobody actually cares about this storyline.

MUNCED

funky status?

>>149456025
N-no

>>149456042
>>149456044
>>149456048
>>149456051
>>149456054
>>149456055
I sat with him at a fancy dinner once, this gala charity event. We were in tuxes and he sat across from me. At one point early on a waiter brought out caesar salads, and Max started rubbing his tummy and making “yummy” noises like a toddler. Just as I picked up my salad fork—Max Muncy slapped it out of my hands. “Don’t,” he said, like scolding a dog. Stunned, I went to pick up the fork again but this time Max placed his sweaty hand on my wrist. “Like me,” he growled. He then mimed rolling up his sleeves…and proceeded to eat his salad with his hands like Cookie Monster. Lettuce and croutons went flying from his fat hands to his mouth. I was about to ask, “What the fuck?” but his blonde date made eye contact with me. She quickly shook her head, as if saying, “Just let him do this. He needs it.” I forgot to ask for his autograph: my biggest regret.

>>149456024
Vinny Pasquantino=Pasquatch
everytime he gets on base dude walks out and struts about

Jack Caglione has been dubbed The Lumberjack so we're wondering if the sasquatch is going to start donning some flannel - but the poor kid never gets on base so

is it safe to say the Cubs won the 2024 off season trade war?

That funky Muncy!!!

>>149456078
munced

swing the bat you b**** f***!

Doc I swear to god if you don't let Muncy retire a dodger I'm shitting in your cereal

>>149456086
>oyals

oh shi- BONECAST IS LIVE

>>149456086
gotta love Rex Hudler's nicknames
like when he called Paulo Orlando game-winning-homo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HqHgsJ_-h4

>>149456086
Saw him interview on First Things First, he seemed very likeable.

Important high stress moment of the game time for marquee network to start cracking jokes. Fuck you all, burn in hell

Peña with his mlb leading HBP

>>149456108
I feel like it's a JT sort of situation. Alex Freeland is withering on the vine in AAA.

>pena down 0-2
>jumps in front of a pitch
>gets awarded first
Robo Umps can’t come soon enough

>lead the league in 2 out runs at home
now come the trashcans

>>149456131
They're trying to fuck

I don't usually advocate pulling a starter at five shut-out innings with only one hit and 64 pitches, but... it's the Slim Reaper. He's not going to keep this up the third time through the line-up.

Cherish this moment, we are currently witnessing Prime Muncy.

Dustin May can't handle prosperity

ATTABOY HAPPER!!!!!
walk the FUCK back to the dugout!

Mound visit in Arlington, surely my M's won't
>RISP

Fuck

>>149456189
>Gay

chat is this true?

American League K/9 leaders (min. 80 IP)

11.54 — Will Warren
11.11 — Garrett Crochet
11.03 — Tarik Skubal
10.84 — Hunter Brown

based loaded in Texas

Just wanted to say this is my first season watching baseball but I’m a HUGE Dodgers fan!!

>>149456212
Yeah, all our pitchers are dead on IL.

>>149456157
>so far inside that it’s almost off the screen

>>149456212
the 2025 trashcan-doyer WS is going to be wild. one team can't pitch and one team can't hit

>>149456149
You could say the same with Rushing and Will Smith

At least bunt, you Chadres anemic offense. I swear if they get no hitted not Nick Martinez..... Also fucking Cease too....

>>149456239
cope

>>149456237
welcome aboard. your role here is to fend off all the shitposters.

>>149456240
don't reply to doyerpacos

>>149456237
as someone that's been watching the Dodgers since November 2024, welcome to club brother, welcome to greatness, enjoy!

>>149456229
Happ showing off the golden glove

Doyer defense shitting the bed

>>149456114
I'd like to Mentink with her Angie, if you know what I mean

ROYALS ROYALS ROYALS ROYALS ROYALS

>>149456248
either or both of them could end up moving off of catcher eventually

>Teo

>>149456251
We're doing our best to cope with being in 1st without them.

Come on Matt BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

>>149456239
We have an entire high value SP rotation on the IL and still manage to pitch well, what’s your excuse?

elly has been on fire lately.

i'll take a couple runs

PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

The ginger curse will never end
Rearrange the letters

>>149456290
don't reply to astromiguels

>>149456300
We're so bad we have two position players pitching from time to time to give our bullpen a rest.

AL starters with a 2.0 fWAR

Skubal
Crochet
FRIED
Brown
Bubic
Valdez
deGrom
Soriano
Ryan
WARREN

>>149456300
don't reply to doyerpacos

>>149456307
4 RUNS IS ALL WE NEED
LOCK IT IN

I have the inside scoop that Ron Washington was diagnosed with being the coach of the Angels

baka

streameast keeping fucking shitting itself, am I the only one?

FAGGets kek!

trade teo
trade may
trade mookie
trade kike
i've seen ENOUGH of these LOSERS

I'm over dustin may. literally just bring kn-ACK back up.

:( my doyers

Name one successful ginger

>>149455877
don't you feel stupid now. retard.

>>149456363
I thought this was Emily Blunt

>>149456371
re-signing Teo was a mistake
>>149456375
Sheehan

epic

>>149456371
>trade teo
Yes please

HOLY SPENCER STEER

>>149456345
I use volokit almost exclusively

Stop getting all excited over every fly ball. Its always a fly out.

>>149456394
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD

>France gets beaned by outfield throw
He just can't get away from it.

>spencer steer has 3 home runs against the padres tonight
>it's only the 5th inning

MAKE SOME NOISE!

>>149456403
magnets

>>149456383
Thank you for using “re-signing”.

walktani

>>149456405
poodres still don't have a hit also

>>149456380
I don't. The histrionics are unbearable.

>>149456445
No one cares doyerpaco

>>149456442
cringe

Shit-tei Walkatani

>>149456458
PRRRT

>>149456442
damn my stream is waaaaaay behind

>>149456458
Doyers living rent free in your head poodrepaco lel

let's just leave ohtani on first, mookie

>>149456478
>>149456445

mestboricuas are getting gaped as well

nu?

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