Liverpool got snubbed by Bellingham edition

Arne Slot looks like a pedophile lmao

>>149453004 (OP)
would

another early dave thread based on his obsession with liverpool, including a transfer snubbing that happened multiple years ago
perfect
don't forget that dave hates liverpool because his liverpool supporting older brother molested him as a child, this is why he lashes out
if only he had gotten the mental health care he needed, we wouldn't be subjected to him here on 4chan

It will be so EMBARRASSING when Liverpool lose the league to Manchester City DESPITE spending £500M in a single summer.

When does he arrive?

>>149453077
no one likes liverpool outside greater london pal. hope this helps.

>>149453151
This

>>149453029
>pedophile
FOY. Just fuck off VPN yank. You CONSTANTLY out yourself.

>you now remember smalling

7

>>149453222
>bothering to call out VPN Yank
Grim. Just let him expose himself.

Liversissy crying about VPNs kek

>expose yourself as a yank
>n-n-no *sniff*
lol lmao

>Liverpool are willing to play a waiting game to land dream striker Alexander Isak after a key pre-season deadline.
Tick tock, ABLs.... Tick.....Tock.....

>Sir David Beckham is among those calling for Bobby Moore to be given a posthumous knighthood.
I agree. But still wild to call him Sir David Beckham now.

>>149453092
2 more weeks

>>149453029
>you've ruined me season

>Arsenal need a new RB/Right-Footed CB
>Arsenal also need a new LB/Left-Footed CB
>Arsenal also need a new LW
>Arsenal also need a new striker
Well Mosquera fixes the first one, but Calafiori is made of glass. Timber got ruined by hamstring tear. They lost Tierney and Zinchenko. There are plenty of good options out there but not for good prices.

If they get Eze, they then only need a striker (and in my opinion they need a back-up young striker, they lost Obi who would have been perfect) and the LB. But it isn't going to happen without sales.

So as it stands
>Liverpool
>City
Are locked in for title fight. The rest of the top 4 slots depends on other clubs activity. I think Chelsea is likely a lock-in for Top 4. So that depends if Newcastle buy several players and keeps Isak. If Isak goes to Liverpool then Liverpool win the title.

>>149454806
Zinchenko is such a weird player. He's a LB who, going forward is very high quality, but then as an actual defender he's relegation fodder-tier.

>>149454918
He is a winger and nobody ever played him as one. Maybe Pep did once or twice. TAA was played as a RM by Madrid last game, t hey seem to have realised quite quickly he isn't a defender either.

>>149454806
not sure why city is considered a lock. think their transfers have been shit for a while. yeah rodri will be back but idk if thats enough to just say they're title contenders right away

>>149455012
Because the team hasn't gotten massively weaker and probably not finished buying yet.

>>149455012
absolute denial

>>149455043
i guess what i meant is that everyone last season was like oh rodri was out thats obviously why they struggled. and yeah rodri is good but they have issues deeper than just missing him. think the idea of him being back makes them instant title contender is a bit aggressive

>>149455070
They still have a team which cost billions to form, with a top tier striker and a lot of good talent behind him.

>>149455117
yeah they do but just saying their team was expensive is a bit disingenuous cause i think most of their recent signings have been pretty bad
i wont be surprised if they recover and are title challengers for the record, i just think saying they're a lock for a title challenge, we'll see. can probably tell after like the first 5-10 games

>>149455070
It wasn't just Rodri being out, it was their CBs all being injured, them having no proper fullbacks and their midfielders being sluggish and old and having no legs, they were relying on Kovacic and Gundogan to stop counter-attacks. Now they have Rodri, Nico as his backup and Reijnders in midfield which gives their attacking players far more license to go forward, and they've got an actual left-back now too.

>Former Chelsea and Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud will leave MLS side LAFC after both parties reached a mutual decision to part ways.
Weird transfer. He's going back to France. Guess he doesn't like USA.

>>149455070
>>149455181
Attention needs to be drawn to just how fucking bad Kyle Walker has been in the ~18 months too

He looked fucking horrible at a thoroughly mediocre Milan team as well

Will you miss him lads?

I will bloody miss him m8s.... he's gone forever now.... I'll be missing you mate x

>>149454581
Kek

Liverfags won 2 trophies in 33 years and now think they're unbeatable.

Gonna enjoy seeing City put them back in their place.

>>149455590
>2

Man City is the prem's knight in shining armour, they will save every club from having to suffer Liverpudlian smugness and bring balance back to the (farmer's) league

>>149455590
For me it's the transfers
>Sign a player because you're the only club willing to pay the wages he wants + the fee his club want + the finders fee his parents want
>Sign two other clubs by virtue of no one else wanting them
>WE'RE FUCKING MASSIVE LA! PULL WE HAVE IS UNREAL LA! SIGN WHO WE WANT LA!
>Try to sign two other players
>Both of them snub you
>Pretend it didn't happen and you're just working out the niggles

Bit sad replying to yourself this late at night.

>>149454918
>>149455007
Doesn't he play as a midfielder for Ukraine?

thing is liverpool are a protected club so it doesn't matter how retarded their transfer business is. they spent what 100m on nunez and not only did it not set them back they're getting thrown a lifeline. the prem will never let them fail

sancho and ronaldo being ed woodwards' parting gifts to united seems very fitting innit

>>149457621
it was £64m with potential addons rising higher, which you could have easily just wiki'd, but you won't because you spend 20 hours a day making up fake news about liverpool

BOTAFOGO > PSG

>>149458448
I think you're finna lose against Palmeiras

>>149458117
it was £40m with 15 in addons stop reading the sun

brentford you prick just take the money

>>149455676
Grim post.

>>149458577
That retard has been spamming every single thread on here with those sorts of posts.

Do you have these underwear?

>>149460998
it´s prob a BOT
Also, Igor Jesus is sold to Nottingham Forest kek

>>149453004 (OP)
Does /sp know Liverpool's RAWK forum bans words such as chav, munter and retard?

These are not allowed becuase they cause offense to its delicate snowflake audience.

How much are manure going to over pay Brentford for the one season wonder?

>>149461504
The truth is painful

>Al nassr spent 70m for Jhon Duran only to be immediately tossed to Fener for next season
Idgi

>Leeds United have opened preliminary talks with Juventus midfielder Douglas Luiz
Can't see this move happening but would be good for Leeds.

>>149461031
what even is that middle trophy?

>>149454806
If obi wasn’t shit, arsenal wouldn’t let him go to one of their biggest rivals

>>149461927
FIFA Confederations Cup
No longer exists

>Sheffield Wednesday reach point of no return under Chansiri’s ownership: no pre-season fixtures, no coaching staff and players permitted to leave for free if not paid on Monday

my inside sources have told me that the City verdict(s) are dropping in August.

>>149462610
that and their biggest stand has a deadline of this summer for works that didn't pass a safety inspection and may well be closed for the season if they can't fix it in time

NEW

>>149462772
>>149462772
>>149462772

>>149453051
i have fucked some very ugly, very obese women in my time but i still wouldn't touch that with a stick

>>149461746
Its a shit forum for screeching nobheads.

>>149462777

you now remember Rhian Brewster

>>149462860
Only thing I remember is his dodgy transfer from Liverpool

>>149462777
On a scale of 1 to 10, how retarded are you?

>>149462880
check my trips and ask that question again, cunt

U21 final today should i spend the next 8 hours making and bumping obnoxious /sp/ threads about it coming home?

>>149462610
>>149462740
You know it's going to be bad when Chansiri cites fucking Dai Yongge as an inspiration for ownership

>>149463126
yeah jinx it the fuck up for those engcunts

>>149462014
he wasn't under contract so Arsenal had no choice where he went

>>149462014
Utd offered double Arsenal offered, 15k to 30k

>>149463480
United don't pay retarded wages anymore

>>149462216
Thanks. I'm a boomer and still had no idea.

>How Club World Cup is paying for Man City and Chelsea's summer signings
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cy7n0vmegzpo

What a shock.

>>149463482
kek ok lad

>>149463609
Chelsea will use the money for Gittens and Garnacho sadly

>>149463609
the rich get richer

>>149462860
out of contract this summer if anyone's interested

you now remember Lys Mousset

>>149455211
He scored 3 goals in the whole year he was there

>Reports that Arsenal backing away from Sesko due to Leipzig's £68m to £85m demand has caused them to reduce the fee to just £59.7m
I assume this means £60m up front and they want £10m in add-ons, rather than £50m up front and £10m in add-ons.

Trent played really well in his most recent match for Real Madrid. Glad to see he finally got a move to a big club.

>>149464794
I don't know why he's being loathed and hated yet Kelleher is being praised by the Echo

dave rinsing and repeating to zero fanfare again

Kelleher's a fuckin traitor la

any update on Cole Palmer to Fishtank?

>>149465209
he doesn't have enough magic bucks

yes when will cole palmer, millionare, join the incel-favouite Big Brother rip-off (it's not degenerate because of sam hyde lol XD)

>>149464207
Don't tell me what I remember

ok but real talk a snap to vvd, konate or gravenberch and liverpool finish midtable, there is zero good depth at CB/DM, they should sign a good two way defender like scalvini or tchouameni

any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?

>>149465420
>scalvini
Top tier talent CB but he is made of glass.

>Jurgen Klopp sends warning to Florian Wirtz and admits Liverpool fee is 'insane'
FUCKING TRAITOR. HOW DARE HE SAY THIS.

>>149465420
maybe sign frank hassle on a free

>>149465655
Kloppo's joined the fukkin blue cartel la, he's let that redbull money go to his head

>>149465420
liverpool players dont suffer injuries, they already fixed the bug when VVD got ACL
>inb4 Jota
he's a non-issue

we should sign Livramento la cause he's got Liver in his name la its a match made in heaven

>>149465864
was thinking manure should sign nicolo fagioni for similar reasons

>>149465635
I know this to be a fact because he was great in my fifa save

So Liverpool chasing guehi next. Is konate just gonna rot on the bench and leave for Madrid anyway?

>>149464952
Liverpool customers seething they lost their greatest ever fullback

>>149466522
Guehi already snubbed liverpool

>>149466238
He was GOAT in my FM save. He ended up quite fast AND good in the air. Kayode did too. Calafiori too. Augusto too.

>>149465920
>british sexting
truly disgusting stuff

>>149466689
>my muck

>>149465920
True Geordie's secret X account discovered

Love this transfer window it's everyone trying to milk everyone for every single million they can
I bet there'll be a lot of deadline day deals going through when it becomes clear that it can't go on any further

Wirtz, Frimpong, Kerkez, Geuhi, Isak. Literally the greatest transfer window of all time.

>>149467467
and the kelleher domino that started it all

>>149467467
bro your woodman?

>>149466532
We lost Phil Neal?

>>149456018
Literally seething lmao. Liverpool are admired as having the best transfer management in the world. Even Real Madrid envy us, as they can only sign players on a free unless they're pacey ngubus. Liverpool have had a couple of flops in a decade. The majority of players they sign go on to become world beaters and, importantly, they rarely over pay or rush into unwise deals.
Contrast this with banter clubs like United or Arsenal and you'll see Liverpool are leagues ahead. They'll win the next 3 out of 5 league titles by the way. Nobody comes close.

>>149467467
>Guehi
>Isak

>>149467893
Both signing la

>>149467959
absolutely 0 chance of both happening unless Liverpool spend £200m+

>>149467979
It'd be around £220m for both yeah

>>149467467
City have signed better players than Liverpool. Wirtz is the only concensus "upgrade" so far. You have the same amount of good signings as arsenal, who signed your primary target after he rejected you btw. If arsenal get rodrygo and sesko, and Chelsea get Morgan Rodgers and gyokeres, they've had a way better window than Liverpool. Liverpool fans are so used to having uneventful windows that when they have one semi decent one it's suddenly the greatest window ever.

>>149468086
So not happening then, thanks for confirming.

i see

>>149468100
I'm not the anon you replied to, learn how 4chan works.

>>149468160
You gave the answer the other Anon refused to acknowledge. There is absolutely zero chance of them spending near to £400m in a single window.

>Leeds have apologised "unreservedly" after German authorities said their fans are unable to attend pre-season matches in the country.

>The Whites will travel to Germany for an eight-day training camp as they prepare for their return to the Premier League.

>Daniel Farke's side made a similar trip last summer and were asked by police and local authorities not to bring supporters because of the resources needed to host Euro 2024.

>Leeds say they had "written assurances" from the German Football Association and their tour operator that fans could attend this year, but have now been told they cannot.

>"Frustratingly, despite having matches agreed for a number of months, we have in the last week been informed that the police and local authorities will once again not grant a permit for us to play matches in front of spectators, will prohibit us from providing live updates and video streams, and have requested we discourage supporter travel," Leeds said in a statement.

>"This comes despite multiple attempts to find a solution including offering various assurances, pursuing alternative scenarios that would allow for fan attendance, and even evaluating moving camp to a different location on short notice.

>"Unfortunately, those efforts were fruitless due to the last-second nature of our change in circumstances.

>"This result is deeply frustrating to all of us, just as it is sure to frustrate and anger you, our loyal supporters, to whom we apologise unreservedly for this outcome."

lol

>>149468200
>There is absolutely zero chance of them spending near to £400m in a single window
Chelsea did it.

>>149468240
>thinking notorious skinflints FSG = TBoehlz and his fetish for black cock

>>149468240
Chelsea were given a free 2 billion to spend with no repercussions

>>149468237
and why can't they just say fuck you to Germany and do something else?

>>149468117
Bit old for T-Boehlz no?

the only scouser take i agree

>Be chelsea
>sign players on huge contracts, but low wages, with wage increases per year if you do well
>this means it's easy to sell the player (due to low wages) but also to retain their value
>this means a player signed for £60m on 8 years on £75k per week means you can sell him for £55m easily even if he was shit

>>149468117
>Kudus for AM
Palmer on the wing, lets go!!

>>149468298
>notorious skinflints
Liverpool are only behind Chelsea, City, United and Spurs in total spend since the PL began. In the last 5 years they're like £5m behind Arsenal (though Arsenal will go £60m above soon).

Dalot is close to al nassr

>>149468712
>implying FSG have owned Liverpool since 1992

>>149468758
40-50m and take him

>>149468783
You'll notice in my last sentence I covered the last 5 years specifically to counter what you just typed. I assume you stopped reading after the word 'began' because otherwise you'd have read that and acknowledge it.

Diaz to Al-Nassr for £85m. More money to the Isak fund.

will the arab buy luke shaw please

>>149469001
>Source
>Okaz
>Okaz is an Arabic Saudi Arabian daily newspaper located in Jeddah
Literally the equiv of the Daily Express.

>>149467620
>Even Real Madrid envy us
Poached your best player.
Boo all you want - you already did!

>Liverpool chairman Tom Werner has revealed what he really thought about Trent Alexander-Arnold's controversial decision to join Real Madrid. The 75-year-old businessman diplomatically thanked Alexander-Arnold for his contributions, but could not completely hide his emotions.
>"We do respect the fact that Trent has moved on," Werner told the Liverpool Echo. "I told someone recently this story about seeing Trent on the last weekend of the season, with Billy Hogan [chief executive] and I just wanted him to know from me personally we are and were as a club thankful for all his contributions.
>"We do wish him well and I understand the emotions of supporters who [booed him] and we were disappointed too but it is overshadowed by my wonderful memories of him."

>sell Coutinho
>buy Wirtz
>sell Quansah
>buy Guehi
>sell Nunez
>buy Isak

I can understand why ABLs are frustrated

>>149465420
Ok m8 let's just ignore when Liverpool finished 3rd with an injury crisis and MacAllister playing DM for most of the season

>Darren Fletcher in talks to become #MUFC U18s lead coach.

>>149469750
>he still believes the Coutinho money meme

>>149469903
it's a BBC approved meme

>>149453092
>>149454483

>>149469896
>Career ending diarrhea

>>149466532
WTF?!
RIP Phil Neal.

pogz to mmmmmonaco

>>149469750
>sell Coutinho
Clueless Shitizen strikes again.

>>149470371
>the Coutinho is long gone dave
the author clearly doesn't understand what kind of compound interest collects off 150m, sadly too few do

>>149470193
weird how Manchester United didn't have to sell their best player before blowing 90 million pounds on Pogba

>>149470476
>expecting BBC Sport employees to get 4chan memes

>>149470476
Except they didn't get £140m straight away. They got £30m. It was paid in instalments. The Coutinho money was already spent the next window in terms of PSR. You're as clueless as he is which is quite a feat.

nice

>>149469896
He was technical director last year, now dumped to the bottom of the ladder.

>>149470533
>You're as clueless as he is which is quite a feat.
I'm guessing you haven't frequented this general that often. That Canadian is legitimately thick as shit and only seems to be in this general to discuss e-drama.

>Former Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp believes the Club World Cup is "the worst idea ever implemented in football" because of "serious fears" over player welfare.

Lol Liverpool fans are freaking out about Man City. They're saying Rodri shouldn't be allowed back because its not fair.

>>149470608
Source?

it's liverpool's league to lose because man city and chelsea will have less time to recover after cwc. arsespam is too busy loading their squad with defenders, midfielders and backup gk.

>>149470640
Why does Arteta hate forwards so much? Their window is a 2/10 so far and they'll be lining up with Martinelli Havertz Saka as their front 3 again at this rate.

>>149470608
I'm hearing reports they are shitting their pants too, and the pants are full and some reports indicate that the shit is going down their leg.

>>149470698
It isn't even July, lad. The window closes 1st September. That's over two months left.

Arsenal have embarrassed themselves and demoralised their own fans so hard with this hapless window.

Ah it's just 190 on a melty, alri. Didn't get bites over the Liverpool and Rodri shit so.

>>149470608
Kek they are such little bitches

>>149470698
Sharteta is choking so hard with his hesitation to sign Gyokeres, he is single handedly dooming Arsenal and paving the way to United's recovery with his bullshit

>paving the way to United's recovery

>>149470730
Can't wait for
>It isn't even August, lad. The window closes 1st September.
Next month

>>149470798
>paving the way to United's recovery

>>149470712
News coming in now suggests it's especially runny and lacking fiber

>almost july
>sancho, rashford, antony and garnacho are still in the club
>mbeumo still not around
>back training in 4th july
imagine being amorim

>>149471083
At least Antony and Garnacho are happy to leave if they can, the other two are total parasites clinging onto the money

>>149470851
If Teta doesn't sign Gyokeres and United gets him along with Cunha and Mbuemo they go straight back to being a top 4 club from their current 15th, something which otherwise would have taken half a decade or so

>>149471189
it was funny watching rashford fans realizing he's not all that for Villa aside scoring a banger against some Championship side in FA Cup and then kwabbed himself with an injury until the season's done. so much for wanting to prove Amorim wrong.

The English Lion clubs(Liverpool,Chelsea) are raping the small dog club (Bayern) when it barks and tried to sign players

Slipperpool not even good. In their strongest season they got walked through by the worst Man United team ever.

>>149471553
who the fuck is JBW

reminder that livershit have only one non-asterisked PL in the last 33 years. also, romano is a homo right?

>>149471653
Fernandes gets into any EPL team, despite what homosexuals would have you believe.

>>149471653
>rolling out the We Got A Draw At Anfield trophy again
Yes yes, well done Dave, well done, however…

>>149471978
Did you watch the game? Man United would've won if they didn't have a shit striker. Liverpool got torn apart.

reminder that it is bad to drop 100m on a player unless liverpool do it, in which case its good

>>149472086
No. It's good now that they've done it.

>>149472086
don't forget they're a moneyball club like brighton and also an academy club who love their local lads

>>149453004 (OP)
Scouse rose

I pray for Trent to score the winning goal against Liverpool in the Champion's League

>>149472581
kek can you imagine

>>149472014
Yeah, I remember Man Utd raising their game for their most important match of the season, like Liverpool used to do at Old Trafford in the 95-2010 period. Think they got a few wins back then too, despite being shit on the whole

>>149453004 (OP)
Soapy titwank

Remember when I was a young lad in school and watched some dweeb knock his bully out one day. Was pure fluke obviously the dweeb was just swinging wildly and managed to catch the bully on the chin. For a little while after that the dweeb had this massively inflated sense of belief that he was genuinely hard as nails because of it. Obviously didn't take long before the dweeb got put straight back in his box and he, like the others who started to fear him, finally realised that he wasn't hard as nails. He had just got lucky once.
He reminds me of Liverpool in a way.

>>149472815
The bully?

>>149472644
>reveals shirt with "SCOUSERS CAUSED HEYSEL 97WNE"

>>149471553
T-B O E H L Z
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Been a way for a few weeks. Did manure get all the signings and outgoings sorted already like the anons told me was happening?

based Harvey smashing another 15 mill onto his price tag

>>149472644
Oh I'm imagining...

>>149473019
>This angers and confuses the ABLs

If Elliot is so good, why do Liverpool fans want to get rid ASAP?

>[Ben Jacobs] Al-Nassr are willing to go above 85M Euros for Diaz.
ABLsissiessssssss :(

>>149473260
They were willing to pay "whatever it takes" for Fernandes. Guess a small club would be happy with 85m

>>149473605
Small clubs don't win the league for 13 years and don't win European cups for 17 years.

>>149473145
He's too good for permabench so we might as well cash in.
Ideally he would go on loan to some shit club like Spurs or Bournemouth and play every week and if there's still no path into the Liverpool first team we can sell him next summer for twice as much

Always disliked Elliot ever since he insulted SIR Harry Kane

Imagine supporting a club that finished 15th lmao

>>149473794
sir harry mong

>>149473802
not everyone is a glory hunter

>>149473818
Rude little shit that’s England’s all time goal scorer

>Liverpool went 30 years without winning the league
>when they finally won again it was a global pandemic

>be a glory hunter
>your team finishes 15th

>>149474122
Damn, I didn't realise how pathetic and tinpot Liverpool football club is...

>you spend all summer posting about the team that won the league

>>149474122
There was a global pandemic a month ago?

>>149473802
Who finished 15th? Bournemouth? West Ham?

>>149474331
Nah it was Man United

>>149474356
Wait, seriously? Don't they claim to be the biggest club in the country?

>>149474122
Holy fuck they're shit

Frimpong ping pong

>>149474394
Nah seriously, they finished FIFTEENTH. Literally FOURTEEN TEAMS finished above them.

>>149474427
Kek

>>149474452
In fairness they do have the worst owners in the league. They probably haven't spent any money.

>>149474500
They spent 150M on Auschwirtz...

>>149474518
no FUCKING way... he must be on low wages though, right?

>>149474540
400k a week sadly

>>149474500
Well you say that, but they've actually spent over a billion since they last won the league. Here's a list of some of their awful transfers
£90m on Antony
£75m on Sancho
£70m on Hojlund
£50m on Onana
£60m on Mount
That's not even the tip of the iceberg. They spend £200m every year on garbage.

>>149474575
NO FUCKING WAY!!! FUCK FSG!! FUCK THEM FUCK THEM AAAAAA!!!!!!!

Why are we so fucking shit and pathetic????

>>149474577
Wait, and they didn't win the league having spent all this? They at least got in the European places right?

>>149474621
Have you not been reading what I've been saying? They finished 15th!

>>149474577
nothing gets past you eh

Oh dear, what triggered the scouse schizo this time?

>>149474672
Wow,,,,,That's genuinely embarrassing.....They did win a trophy last season though, right?

>>149474731
Well, they did reach a European cup final

>>149474691
Anons made fun of Liverpool so now he will talk to himself for the next few hours. Does it any time someone makes fun of Liverpool.

>149474518
>149474540
>149474575
>149474595
>that blatant samefagging
The fucking state of you.

>>149474777
Well that's pretty impressive, in spite of the 15th place finish

>>149474804
Pretty sad desu

>>149474846
I have left out a bit of information.....It wasn't the Champions League.....It was actually the Europa League....

>>149474804
Maybe I don’t come here enough but I’ve seen this posting a couple of times and it seems to bother Dave quite a lot…
Meanwhile he posts like this about Liverpool incessantly lol and has to stretch all sorts of bullshit to pretend that a Liverpool fan could be anything other than delighted with the way things are

>>149474895
Yeah but, at least they got to the final....And besides, there's plenty of really good teams in the Europa....They must have lost to someone really good....Who was it? Atletico Madrid? Someone like that?

>>149474899
Hes sincerely mentally ill. He will have schizo rants to himself at 4am in the thread, spam BBC cuck porn and blatantly false flag for hours on end

>>149474971
Hate to be the bearer of bad news.....They lost the final to TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR of all teams

>>149475047
Wait wait wait...So let me get this straight.....They spend £200m every summer, they finished FIFTEENTH, and they lost a EUROPA LEAGUE final to TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR? And they still have the temerity to claim they're not only a big club, but to claim they're the BIGGEST CLUB IN ENGLAND? Is this all true? Or are you messing with me?

Scouse mong has his VPN on now. Absolutely rattled.

>>149475176
It's all true mate. Honestly pathetic isn't it.

We’ll see who has the last laugh after the Big Zirk shirt sales cash comes in and United pick up Donnarumma, Musiala and Endrick

>>149475307
Holy BASED

>>149475300
Damn. That is absolutely tragic.....Now, let's discuss the state of the stadium. I trust the theatre of dreams is as beautiful and flawless as ever?

>>149475398
Ah mate....You're not gonna like what I'm about to tell you....The roof of Old Toilet is actually leaking, and to top it all off there's a rat infestation....(pic related)

>>149470608
What ABL schizo nonsense is this now?

why are chelsea trying to sign joao pedro don't they have enough players yet

>>149475555
Wow....How incredibly unhygienic

>>149475555
The catering is still pretty good tho right?

>>149475788
It's funny you mention hygiene.....Turns out Man United have a 2/5 food hygiene rating also, to top it all off.

This scouser is utterly deranged

>>149475917
>mouse droppings in your food still garners two stars
grim

>>149476118
Yeah but these mouse droppings tasted amazing mate

Why are the media afraid to criticise Liverpool?

Half Time interview just took place at the CWC

>>149476309
game's gone

>>149476269
don't want to trigger a decades long campaign of whinging

>>149463609
i just read Chelsea still has Jao Felix under contract until fucking 2031
give them a break

>>149476106
He's mentally ill

whats next for him?

Kek Pogba dabbing on united again

England won the U21s Euros

>>149476269
because their players just won england a trophy

Who does tuchel support in the final?

>>149476871
Tuchel attended to support England today

2 in a row

Main story in Bild right now (main page not Sport section)
Don't let them act like their country doesn't care. They are fucking seething

it stayed home :)

What a match. Should have been 4-0 up before HT but McAtee fucked up. Finally Rowe actually scored. Nwaneri didn't do anything all tournament except keep the team from dying in the last 20 mins. Player of the tournament for me was Elliot and Hutchinson did alright near the end. Cresswell was immense as well. Beadle fucked up a few times but did alright a couple.

Anyway, congrats. Shame we couldn't win U19 or U17. Also shame that Carsley is Irish.

>>149477067
>Irish
He's English, played for Ireland since he was never getting into an England squad, don't think too hard about it.

>yet another CWC weather interruption
Next year will be hilarious

>>149477409
>Canadian games cancelled due to snowstorms
>Mexico games cancelled due to hurricanes
>US games cancelled due to lightning storms

>>149477511
>Canadian games cancelled due to snowstorms
trying to work me into a shoot buddy?

>>149477649
You had a major snowstorm this year in February. It's unlikely unless they're hosting it in the winter like last time.

>Anon: It's sad to see Cole Palmer being so restricted by Enzo Maresca's tactics and style of play. He plays like someone who has had his soul ripped out.

lol

>>149477817
>He plays like someone who has had his soul ripped out.
Arsesoul more like, Typical rentboy

>>149477817
I remember him at City, free as a bird he was. Dipping and chipping, dazzling, razzling, bejazzling, this way and that. Now he's playing like he's got a ball and chain around him, confined to the "Maresca System".

Wow I love reading reactions to transfer news from my fellow football fans

>Chelsea have been offered the chance to sign Aston Villa's Emiliano Martinez for £45m, though the 32-year-old Argentina goalkeeper is believed to prefer a move to Manchester United. (Mirror)

Manchester United are prepared to open formal talks over a deal to sign Martinez after they sell Cameroon keeper Andre Onana, 29. (Football Insider)

>Liverpool's 22-year-old English defender Jarell Quansah will have a medical at Bayer Leverkusen on Monday before a £35m move to the German club. (Fabrizio Romano)

Liverpool are closing in on a deal to sign Crystal Palace's 24-year-old England centre-back Marc Guehi. (Mirror)

>Darwin Nunez is ready to join Napoli this summer but the Italian club are unwilling to met Liverpool's £70m valuation of the 26-year-old Uruguay striker. (Mirror)

Manchester United may have to pay players to leave the club this summer because of their lengthy, expensive contracts, with 27-year-old England striker Marcus Rashford and 20-year-old Argentina winger Alejandro Garnacho among those they want to sell. (Telegraph)

>Sunderland have agreed a club-record £30m fee with Strasbourg for 21-year-old Senegal midfielder Habib Diarra. (Guardian)

Nottingham Forest have made a £5m bid for Real Mallorca's Spanish full-back Pablo Maffeo, 27. (El Chiringuito)

>Newcastle and Burnley are still far apart in their valuation of James Trafford, with the Magpies having had an initial bid worth £25m for the 22-year-old England Under-21s goalkeeper turned down. (Sky Sports)

Crystal Palace are prepared to rival Newcastle, Liverpool and Tottenham with a move to sign Southampton's 19-year-old English winger Tyler Dibling this summer. (Football Insider)

>Nico Williams has told Barcelona he wants to join them from Athletic Bilbao but the Spain winger, 22, has demanded that he is able to be registered to play, which could mean Barca have to sell players first, in order to meet La Liga's financial requirements. (Marca)

Al-Nassr have already reached an agreement to send Colombia striker Jhon Duran, 21, on loan to Fenerbahce. (Foot Mercato)

>>149478075
Nico Williams snubbing arsenal and bayern has gone under the radar

>>149478130
You can't snub teams who never went for them. Actual snubbing is Caicedo to Liverpool or Zubimendi to Liverpool because they had agreed deals and contracts. The Mirror saying Bayern want to buy Nico Williams doesn't mean they ever did.

>>149478202

>>149478230
>Fraudizio
Okay we're done here
>confirms also Sky
Even more of a fraud.
>April 2
Lol lmao.

Want does not mean tried to get. I'm sure Arsenal and Bayern want Mbappe.

>>149478202
Does Romeo Lavia to Liverpool count as a snub?

>>149478268
Yeah i'm sure they spoke to Nico for a laugh

>>149453092
Kek

Manchester United massively underperformed their xG last season. They actually created a lot of chances but didn't finish them.

Cunha and Mbeumo are massive xG overperformers. Good signings.

>>149479140
Good point.

Mbeumo had more xA than Salah last season.

>>149479285
Damn that's crazy. And the factual number of assists for each player rather than the imagined ones?

>>149480212
Yeah let's ignore the fact that one played for Liverpool and the other for Brentford. Fucking buffoon.

>>149480241
One played with Wissa as the tip of the spear and the other with Darwin, you say? And yet the one with Darwin is the one with the most assists? Wow, Mo Salah is INCREDIBLE

done him up like a kipper here

>>149480682
Did he look at him with big brown eyes?

you now remember that jamie carragher doesn't have a belly button

>>149453004 (OP)
her onlyfans please

>>149476309
I can't think of many people I'd look at and be repulsed but Cuckerella is one of them.

>>149473260
I thought Ben Jacobs was a bullshit journo?

starting to think carsley should have got the senior job

>>149480747
Rupert is right

>>149480682
Wonder if that was in liverpool or if hes still on holiday in Ibiza, Amsterdam etc

>>149474816
> Not knowing how to link to previous posts.

Kinda ruins any kind of brag you’re trying on, sweaty

>>149491268
If we weren't so retarded as a nation this would be the answer. As soon as he got the job everyone shit on him.

>>149491268
>>149491585
Carsley would have got the job if he hadn't experimented against Greece.

>>149474575
Embarassing

Question as an outsider who has never watched a football game. Why does the "Arsenal shirt" have a giant fly emirates on the front, with the Arsenal emblem looking like a trampstamp afterthought? I understand that emirates is maybe a sponsor or something but surley if you supported the team you wouldnt wear a shirt that supports a jew owned airflight company, you'd wear a shirt that just says...arsenal, or something.

>>149491743
Tuchel had already signed before that match

>>149492045
Good point, I had forgotten about that. Maybe that line-up was a "fuck you" to the FA for not even considering him.

>>149491883
oh sweet a schizo post

>>149492100
You gonna awnser my question? or am I keep eating the tuna fish sandwich your mom made for me

>airline literally called "emirates"
>"jew owned airflight company"
The Bulgarian is right

>>149492173
Have you got fucking cataracts? Read the question

>>149491883
Yes, they're sponsors. Yes, fans would much rather wear shirts with their club's name there, or better yet with absolutely nothing on that space. No, the club doesn't care because they get millions upon millions from those sponsors.

>>149492202
Your question is literally retarded.

>I understand that emirates is maybe a sponsor or something

If the mere concept of shirt sponsorship is beyond you then there's no point answering the question.

watched Iron Maiden last night and I think I've spent more time standing on the London Stadium pitch than Fullkrug this season

>>149491883
why don't football clubs offer sponsor less kits? or better yet why don't the chinks offer a sponsor less version for their fake kits, feels like money left on the table for them

>>149492233
Cheers
>>149492239
I understand shirt sponsorship and how it would make sense for the players to wear them. However it dosent make sense for a supporter to wear. If the shirt is literally just sponsors, how is it an "arsenal shirt"?

the club gets important money from sponsors who pay millions to have their logos on merchandise and uniforms seen by billions on TV, as well have fans be walking billboards and have more familiarity with companies

>>149492263
As a person that's highly uneducated on the subject, the sponsors are paying for their name to be out there. It doesn't make sense for the fans but it makes sense for it to be there. Having a million people wear your name in big bold letters everywhere in the world is exactly what the sponsors are paying for. Fans pay for it because that also supports their club and because we live in a consumerist world. Would they pay more for a sponsor-less shirt? I don't know. The shirts are already like 70-80 Euros if not more. But I imagine it'd be way too much hassle for a club to actually make them and it probably would reduce the amount of money they can get from sponsors cause the sponsors are going to look at the club and say "Well, your fans aren't going to wear our shirts so why would we pay you 100m instead of like 50m" or whatever. And presumably the clubs can't make up the remaining 50m from the clean shirts. That's what my brain says.
I don't think there's any argument to be made as to which one looks better but it's just one of those things.

slow day in /trans/ eh? i blame United

>>149492359
Appreicate it mate. I wont hijack this thread any longer. Enjoy your saudi owned african bread and circus

>>149492505
lol what a sad cunt you are

https://x.com/louorns/status/1939075859173855739?s=19

Harvey Elliott at the Germans kek

>>149475917
Isn't that a Manc delicacy?

>>149477067
Maybe if Nwaneri wasn't given cameo appareances then he might be able to make a difference

>>149492959
Jonathan Rowe scored the winner after coming on as a substitute.

HE SIGNS THEM LEFT HE SIGNS THEM RIGHT HE SIGNS THEM BLACK AS NIGHT

TODD BOEHLY
TODD BOEHLY!

>mfw an ABL was near me

>>149493003
nta but Rowe had been awful all competition, so bad he got dropped for Stansfield. of course nobody cares he was awful because he got the winner but it was a lucky header, his technique was poor and he got lucky.

>>149492959
I agree, the only start he got he was played on the left wing and was useless. But as the namefag said he was used to inject energy and pace near the end of the game and keep the opposition pegged back. It worked. I fully expect Nwaneri to be a focal point in two years time, when he'll be 19 or 20 I forget how old he is atm.

Fun fact Italy are the only nation to have won it three times in a row. So we really need to win it in 2027.

>>149493538
I find it funny that no other club does what Chelsea does to cook their financial books, despite them having time to do it before FA/UEFA finally close the loophole... It's almost as if there is some kind of sporting or fairness involved and Chelsea aren't honouring that.

Either way I still do not know how they are affording all these players, unless they're expecting to sell more. But due to their contract lengths they want silly money. Madueke would be a good signing for many clubs but they want £50m for him which is insane. £25m, sure.

>>149492505
lucky you scurried away before I woke up

>Dominic Calvert-Lewin has announced he is leaving Everton. The striker's deal runs out after tomorrow and he will become a free agent.
Welcome to Manchester United! GOALS||ASSISTS||TRICKS||2025

>>149493674
Cmon, lets not fight. Both of our country's have turned into ethnic shitholes...I think we can band together over their spilled blood

How will Liverpool customers cope when Man City breezes the league again?

>>149493874
Except with Isak, Liverpool will walk the league.

>>149493931
Maybe on Football Manager.

>>149475917
Look, I know it looks bad. Man United finished 15th, having spent £200m every single season, lost a final to Spurs, have a rat infested stadium that is leaking and a kitchen with cat shit in it/ I know that all looks bad....BUT, it could be worse....They could have a literally paedophile as a guest of honour, now THAT would be bad

>>149494009
Anon, I....

>>149493963
I don't think so anon. City proved last year they have issue outside of just Rodri. They're trying to fix it, but they still need more. Liverpool have either improved their team or sidegraded them. When Guehi comes in their defence is immense. Isak then finishes their attack.

>>149494050

>>149494051
Astonishing level of point missing there.

>>149493931
Cope

>>149494099
Not missing anything. Liverpool were better than City last year. They are now better than they were last year. City haven't improved enough to close the gap. I don't know why you're sneeding.

>>149494119
Take your own advice. When Liverpool stroll everything you'll be sneeding about PEDs and other nonsense like the FA/PL rigging it for them.

Clowns.

>>149494138
>Not missing anything.
You very clearly did. There was a reason I said "on Football Manager".

>>149494156
Not really, Liverpool can buy Isak if they want to. £150m and it's done. It'll easily be £100m + £50m in add-ons. They have one of the best PSR limits. Only Chelsea is better (due to financial cheating).

>>149494051
>>149494138
When City beat PSG in the CWC final will you admit then that Liverpool has some competition

>>149494194
>he actually thinks £150m will secure a player whose contract expires in 3 years

>>149494222
That's the number cited, yes. People forget Isak is pretty injury prone as well.

>>149494198
Beating PSG isn't special. They lost to some Brazilian side, Arsenal beat them 2-0 last year. If City hammer them 5-0, sure.

>>149494302
>There is said to be optimism that a deal can be done. A £60 million outlay, for a player who would provide competition to Isak could potentially lead to Newcastle even starting to consider a sale of the Sweden international, something that could spring Liverpool into action.
Prime journo bollocks that

>>149494198
>in the CWC final
the what?
>>149494302
>transfer domino
finally the kelleher move getting the chatter it deserves

>>149494346
I'll take that as a no you won't

>Liverpool
>winning the league in a strong year

KEK

>>149494476
I said I would if they hammer PSG. I just explained why them beating them is not special.

>>149494559
You rate the group stage of the Club World Cup higher than the Champions League final.

>>149494559
reminder that PSG beat every Prem team in the UCL this year

>>149494559
This is like Arsenal supporters getting cocky when they beat them in the group stage

>>149495258
If Arsenal had the team they had when they beat them earlier it would have been different. Instead they had Partey at RB, Kiwior in CB, Merino up front and Nwaneri. Kids and shitters.

>>149495458
>if
if psg had the team they had in the semis it would have been different arsecuck

>>149495458
>if
if city has rodri all year they would have been in shouting distance of 'pool, we can all play these games

>>149494061
You're pretty stupid

Rod Stewart getting the Liverpool legend treatment at Glastonbury

>>149497978
some way to treat Britain's greatest ever singer

Must say I'm really looking forward to Arsenal finishing 6th and still not sacking Sharteta

>>149499197
Wait who is finishing above them? City, Liverpool, Chelsea... and?

>Guy has £25m release clause
>expected to be gotten for £17m
hmmmmmmmmmm

I genuinely don't understand people who are so obsessed with teams they hate. Probably best I don't try to

Is there anyone that seriously believes united will be pushing for top 4 this season?

>>149499974
If they sign a GK and ST, then yes.

>>149499650
Brighton
>>149499751
It's called passion. A customer like would never understand

>>149499986
Their manager is literally the biggest fraud in the league
Spending millions won’t change that

>>149499650
and Villa and Spuds

partey to prison fc imminent

>>149500200
Rapistbros this is terrible newd

>>149500200
can't believe they forced him out

not to bore you off lads with my blog posting but i might have got minor to moderate social retardation from being away off societal interactions for too long.

>>149500486
is this a girly magazine?

>>149500545
makes a change on partey forcing himself in

>>149501169
isn't that being a little rough on him?

messi might join mbappes moral harassment lawsuit against psg

>>149497978
How many times do you need to be told that other people don't know what's happening inside your head?

>>149494496

>>149501924
Glastonbury is a music festival

>Dorking Wanderers manager Marc White slapped with 6 game ban for comment on women drivers

>White made the comments when reflecting on what he described as a "12-stadium ban" during the 2024-25 season. "This year, I’ve gone easy, mate," he said.

>"Obviously, more women refs now, so you have to pay a bit more respect. Do you know what I mean? You have to pay a bit more respect like help them park. Do you know what I mean?"

>>149501924
KWACCTDB(kek what a can't connect the dots bitch)

>>149500545
Outside of being able to pass out of pressure he was ass. Constantly fucking up defensively. And had the gall to demand more money when his replacement was signed. Like we're supposed to forget how often he was hurt during his tenure. Good riddance. Off to Italy I guess

>>149501924
kek what a no dots connected bitch

>>149502120
Marc White is a cunt regardless.

>Joao Pedro wants to join Chelsea over other Premier League Clubs
second player to snub newcastle this past month, not looking good for eddie meme next season

>Man United
>Finishing top half in a strong year
Kek

>snubbed by Pedro and Mbuemo
>can't afford Elanga
>Cucked by Isak who's off to Liverpool
Al-Newmosque getting treated like a relegation fodder club even though they're literally qualified for Champions League,
If you're not God Six you are nothing

>>149503518
>that post
>that flag
Kek.

Joao Pedro going to Brighton reduces the already minute chance of Isak going to Liverpool.

>>149503518
>Joao Pedo

>>149503565
>Joao Pedro going to Brighton

>>149502120
guy thinks he's a comedian

>>149503565
If we offer them Nunez and Guehi for Isak there's no way they will refuse

>>149502120
he's not wrong, women come in at a notoriously sharp angle

>>149503742
gordon would basically play for 'pool for free, maybe use the jota money on him while they're at it

>>149503518
So I'm guessing Pedro up top, delap to rw? Then hope someone is stupid enough to buy madueke and other bench dross?

>>149503835
Pedro is a no 10 who drifts to left wing. He's not good as a no 9.
I am guessing delap no 9, palmer rw, pedro second striker and Jackson lw or something
>>149503518
>£50m
I am hugely disappointed. Should've been at least 60m. At least the locker room cancer is finally gone.

>>149502120
Bit of a dorking himself, isn't he?

>>149503518
>God Six
forgot to drop your indian vpn.

Chelsea again buying a million players

Scousers absolutely sobbing about Rodri returning

>Chelsea spend billions
:|
>Liverpool spent a couple hundred
>:(

No-one wants to join Newcastle United LOL

Joao Pedro is a massive troll. But at least he scores goals unlike shitter Jackson

Nip FC does it again!

>>149505344
Why exactly does Celtic have such a hard on for J1 players? I thought it was because Ange came from there but apparently it goes back much further

>>149505374
Yeah Celtic has always had a fair few Japs like Nakamura etc. But they have gone balls to the walls recently with a lot of them. They've bought like 10 or so in the last 5 seasons (granted only four have really worked out) and a couple of gooks. My guess is that they're cheap and are a 'higher level' than 90% of SPL players so immediately make the team better if they work out. The Japs see it as a way to get a different passport if they want and to possible move to the big leagues and then can go back home at 35 and be happy.

>>149504894
Don't blame them. I've visited there twice in a 20 year gap and it is a tough sell for top players lifestyle-wise.

>>149505374
Nakamura is a legend. And his legend spawned a big Japanese fanbase. So now, like Spurs with the Koreans, you milk it for what its worth. Plus they're typically good, cheap players that are technically at or above the scottish level, without facing the absolute physical domination of a Premier League.

>>149503835
Neither Maresca,nor Boehly or Delap and Pedro for that matter know what it will end up actually happening

>>149505509
Can confirm. It's a miserable city.

6 years left on his chelsea contract

>only exists to be Chelsea's farm team.

the matchy >>149506250
it's popping off

>>149507452
>only exists to use rent boy fc as a cash cow
>repeats every season
Based.

>>149507703
Gays and Rentboys, name a better team

>Arsenal have joined Chelsea, Liverpool, and Manchester United in the race to sign Eintracht Frankfurt's 23-year-old French striker Hugo Ekitike. (Sport Bild - in German, subscription required)

Borussia Dortmund, Bayer Leverkusen, Eintracht Frankfurt, RB Leipzig and Stuttgart are interested in Manchester City's 22-year-old England Under-21 midfielder James McAtee. (Times - subscription required)

>Liverpool are willing to offer 19-year-old Scotland winger Ben Doak as part of a deal for Crystal Palace's 24-year-old England defender Marc Guehi. (Sun)

Sporting's 27-year-old Sweden striker Viktor Gyokeres has told the club he will not return and wants a move this summer. (Record - in Portuguese, subscription required)

>Manchester United remain interested in Fiorentina's Moise Kean but the 25-year-old Italy striker's 52m euro (£44m) release clause expires on 15 July. (Corriere dello Sport - in Italian)

Thomas Partey will leave Arsenal when his contract expires on Monday after the 32-year-old Ghana midfielder failed to agree a new deal. (Athletic - subscription required)

>Sunderland have offered Reinildo Mandava a two-year contract worth £65,000 a week following the 31-year-old Mozambique left-back's release by Atletico Madrid. (Guardian)

Nottingham Forest are close to signing Botafogo's 24-year-old Brazil striker Igor Jesus for £10m. (Telegraph - subscription required)

>Manchester United are ready to accept a cut-price deal for Tyrell Malacia after PSV Eindhoven opted not to turn the 25-year-old Netherlands full-back's loan into a permanent deal. (Mirror)

Sunderland are among several Premier League clubs interested in Toulouse's 22-year-old England Under-21 centre-back Charlie Cresswell, who has an £18m release clause in his contract. (Sun)

>Qatar have held talks with Fifa over potentially hosting the 2029 Club World Cup, which would have to take place in winter. (Guardian)

>>149509902
Is there really a race for ekitike? Feels like nobody wants to pull the trigger unless they can't get anyone better

>Gyokeres has a 'gentlemen's agreement' to leave for £59m
>Sporting want £70m flat
>Sesko had a 'gentlemen's agreement' to leave for £60m
>Leipzig want £70m+
What is the point? Why would any player trust the word these clubs say? Like you can point to the likes of United and Chelsea paying silly money for players (Cunha wasn't worth £62.5m but United just paid the release clause and shrugged) and all the fees Chelsea paid. You now got Sporting talking about how Zubimendi went for £51m so Gyokeres can go for £70m. What? He's a completely different player in a vastly superior league. Portugal isn't even Top 5. At least Leipzig has a leg to stand on being a Top 5 league.

A grim state of affairs and they're going to buy neither. Watch them wrap up Norgaard, Mosquera, Zubimendi and maybe somebody else and then do nothing for two months and panic buy Jackson for £55m after two losses and a draw in first three games.

>>149502120
Love me wanderers and love me marc white simple as

Still confident my man J-Grealz will end up at Arsenal this window

Just had to talk a scouser down from the roof top. He was saying something about Rodri being back.

>>149511225
Did he have shit leaking down his leg?

>>149511241
I did notice something brown dripping our of his trousers, yes.

>>149503518
Todd?! Stop it

>>149511207
I can see a loan deal on the assumption they don't get Eze or Rodgryo.

>>149511572
>tranime

Wish it was next season to watch Liverpool get exposed after blowing £500m

mbeumo anytime soon

>Tammy Abraham to Besiktas
holy washed, nyr Batshuayi

>Paul Ince arrested and charged with drink driving after car crash

>Chelsea have agreed a fee worth £60m to sign forward Joao Pedro from Brighton.
>The 23-year-old is expected to sign a seven-year contract and could be available to play in the Fifa Club World Cup.
>Joao Pedro is flying in from Brazil to conduct a medical in the United States and could make his debut in Friday's quarter-final tie against Palmeiras (BST 02:00) in Philadelphia.
I thought they had to register the players before the tournament started. Is there a separate registration for knockouts?

>>149515749
Special rule for the tournament

mad how carsley is a serial winner and gammons gave him the boot cause he wouldnt sing a shit song

our freddie

>>149516248
will he be 2nd or 3rd choice

>>149516289
3rd

>>149503518
50m offers from Chelsea and Newcastle were rejected

brighton should go for garnachingz, will be an 80m player by the end

>>149476309
Saw Cucurella in the park with his kids a couple months ago. Seemed like a good dad.

arsewog getting on an indian vpn is pathetic even by his standards

Remember when Man United finished 15th?

>Everyone I don't agree with is one person
How pathetic do you have to be to think like this?

have the UAE murdered as many people as liverpool fc?
heysel was what 50-60?

>>149516474
uae are directly involved in the killings in Sudan and indirectly involved in the genocide of Gaza

>>149515241
Melanated moment

>>149516486
he said people

>>149516530
ohhhhhhh lad you're so edgy wow. What are you getting for your 14th birthday?

>>149516180
Where does this meme come from? He wasn't a 'serial winner' when he was offered the job. He didn't want the job. He is also Irish. Tuchel is shite but Carsley lost to fucking Greece, lad.

>>149516650
Yeah now do the other €2bn that City have spent in the last 15 years.

>>149515749
seems fair that Sporting want at least 80m if shit like Pedro is going for 60m

>>149516667
and Tuchel lost to Senegal so

>>149516772
Yes, both were bad, but Greece was worse.

>>149515749
>£60m for Joao Pedro

CHADSEA ruining the market for everybody AGAIN.

I wonder if Newcastle will stop lowballing clubs now

Citymong still melting down because he spent 3 months shitposting about city buying Wirtz only to get brutally SNUBBED kek

>>149516842
garnacho for 90m please

>>149516842
>lowballing

>>149516849
They have been consistently offering ~10-20m below what clubs ask
It cost them Guehi last summer, Joao Pedro now and it's about to cost them Elanga.

>>149516854
>attempting a good value deal = bad

>>149516888
It is when you miss all your targets and have to spend 40m on Vlachodimos and Osula

>>149516854
To be fair I think they were right not to pay £70m for Guehi and £60m for Pedro. What are Forest wanting for Elanga? Wouldn't say they should pay more than £50m for him

>>149516854
If clubs want to overpay, let them over pay. You cannot honestly say £70m for Guehi and £62.5m for Cunha and £60m for Pedro and £62.5m for Mbuembo are 'good value'.

>>149516929
No they aren't, but I don't blame clubs for trying their luck with the richest club in the world, especially when they are able to actually get those fees elsewhere.
If Newcastle want to improve they'll need to spend, otherwise it's Jacob Murphy for another year.

the only source for newcastle coming in for guehi was steve parish

>>149516946
>not wanting to get ripped off = bad
Bewildering logic

>>149516953
Don't worry, /trans/ will see a Evening Standard, Mirror or Express article about Messi to Redditch FC and think when it doesn't happen they were snubbed. If Fraudizio, Ornstein etc don't report it, it isn't legit and even then Fraudizio gets shit wrong a fair bit.

Geordie Victims

was Alan Shearer elite?

>>149517078
Yeh

>>149517082
>>149517078
Penalty merchant.

newcastle paid £25m for joe willock

arsewog melty

>>149517114
Didn't he save them from relegation?

>>149517078
absolutely
>>149516960
Newcastle need to spend on younger players no matter what. One of the oldest squads in the league by average age. Could unfortunately see this need leading to them selling Isak either this year or next.

>Kawasaki Frontale have confirmed that Kodai Takai will be leaving the club this week. He is expected to join Tottenham Hotspur shortly.
Chasing that Asian money, I like it. Reminder there is a South Korean streamer who does watch alongs for Spurs simply because Son has been there for ages.

>>149517201
>Kodai Takai
>position: CB
>Height: 192cm
Wow. He's a fucking GOD in Japan. Must get a lot of JK pussy.

>Robbie Savage has agreed to become the new Forest Green manager.

>>149517206
Disgusting post

Genuinely what are Chelsea doing? Why are they stock piling all of these similar players?
In their heads what is the best case scenario for these signings working out

>>149517240
basically just throw everything to the wall and see what sticks, then sell the flops quickly to united and arsenal

>>149517219
>No Savage or Rio next year
Thank you, based god

>>149516717
>Yeah now do the other €2bn that City have spent in the last 15 years to catch up to Sky clubs (including Livrepool) who were spending willy nilly for decades and inflated the market
ftfy

>>149517240
Americans gaming the system for profit. They probably figured out they can make some their money back by sending them on loans.

>>149517231
Why wouldn't a 20 year old be fucking 18 year olds, retard?

>>149517261
Only two clubs have broken £2bn since the PL began; Chelsea and City. United are close, however. Then Spurs, then Liverpool, then Arsenal.

>>149517255
None of the players that Todd has bought have gone to either club, what are you talking about?

>>149517279
>Hears about a football centre back
>Mind immediately goes to schoolgirls vagina
>"How is this disgusting bruh"

>>149517296
madueke is going to arsenal and nkunku to united

>>149517305
>pointing out a 20 year old dude is a fucking giant in a country that appreciates height is going to be fucking 18 year olds like mad
>NO UR DISGUSTING BRO
Mentally unhinged. Then again, you're Indian, 18 is WAY too old. Like 10 years too old.

Geordies KEKED

>>149517514
anyone who makes those images deserves humiliation desu

>>149517219
>media suddenly remember the National League exists again

>>149517514
They got CL football and United still beat them to players, it's amazing

>>149517324
>Thinking of school kids sex life
>Calling others pedophile
Zero self awareness

>>149517560
What stopping Saudi from feeding Newcastle with their overpaid players?

>>149517679
None of them would improve the squad.

>>149517679

>>149517914
>>149517914
>>149517914
new

>>149517695