Thread 149453935

NHL DRAFT edition.
/hoc/vious: >>149449643

My penguins got fucked by Gary ):

the votes
they're in

/gary/

>>149453958
thoughts on your losses to bud and mitch?

C R A I G
R
A
I
G

WE HAVE A TRADE TO ANNOUNCE

>>149453955
What do they say?

>>149453980
not good

Still haven't gotten my draft notice from Gary
Starting to think I didnt make the cut this year

Is the draft in 2 minutes or an hour?

Last two digits are the pick that will be the biggest bust

>>149453502
>>149453502
>>149453502
>>149453502
>>149453502

My fren, greetings from the cottage. I hope your team drafts the hidden diamond, good luck!

How many commercial breaks before the first pick? I say 2.

>>149453718
based post

>>149454006
WAZZAA

>>149454006
>>149454006
>>149454006
>>149454006
May it never rain on your day of birth, Finlad

>>149453976
The /hoc/ Hockey Team trades a bunch of schizos to the Porto-Novo Benins in exchange for future considerations.

>the montreal canadiens are proud to select carey price
>oh man this is right off the reservation. oh man

>>149454006
Thank you finn fren!
That cottage just looks wonderful, you deserve the times you enjoy there.

>>149454006
wagmi, fren

choli

pssst hey anon..!

>>149454028
https://streamable.com/m8tayl

Draft the fucking puck already

I can't see the pick

>>149454053
KWAB BASED

>>149454062
i cant see the draft

I don't care about these young men, I care about their destination

if /hoc/ had a draft, im pretty sure i'd be a top 3 pick

>>149454053
Based

reminder

>>149454053
BAH GAWD

>NHL draft show is covered by 2 women and a black now
grim times with live in, friends

Debbie’s war room looks like it’s Nod HQ

I saw the sign
And it opened up my eyes I saw the sign
Life is demanding without understanding~

I don't care about their destination, I care about these young men

>>149454077
In the 5th round

this blonde who isn't Emily K has some top shelf knockers on espn

>>149454077
I’d go undrafted and then a couple threads later everyone would wonder how everyone passed on me.

i miss bob and pierre

>>149454028
>>149454053
trb got raped again lmfao

guys I went ice skating today but its really hard :(
how do I get better?

>>149454083
reminder that this was made by a non-white oilers fan who cries about the refs kwab

>>149454006
thanks fren you too :)

Let the man cook

Which bust we drafting tonight Flyer bros?

>draft time 7pm
>commercials at 7:03

Our last chance to "edge to emily" iykwim till next fall. Have a good one.

STORRRRRRRRMY WOOF WOOF AWOOOOOOGA

soulless draft. I miss the vegas draft, it looked amazing.

>>149454112
many such cases

SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>149454077
i would literally be first overall

>>149454119
probably some fly guy

Where's the fucking stream shithead?

>>149454114
in connie we trust

>>149454140
ask nicely

>best league in the world
source?

who tf watches the draft lmao
most of these guys are going to the AHL for a few years anyway

>>149454113
fren, this will go to my fren folder, it's amazing

>>149454141
incredible image anon

my nuckies will add another Swedish twink to our arm

Pretty shit lineup of talking heads for sportsnet.

>>149454101
Megan Chayka is hoy as fuck

>>149454119
If Briere takes Martone, Hagens or Desnoyers, then we shouldn't have to worry about him.

If he takes Martin, then he's Cuck Flutcher in disguise.

>>149454006
Thanks Pekka :)
WAGMI

>gary booed
Best part of the night

BOOOOOOOOO

>>149454164
holy bazoombas

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149454155
I'm only at /hoc/ here to be seen

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149454156
my favourite fren :)

Why doesn’t Gary have a tie on?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Gary is 73 years old

what the fuck where do the years go

Gary has the stage presence, the mike control, of a true MC

>>149454164
>legs of a paraplegic
Nah

that is how you greet gary snowbelters

>>149454193
Doesn’t he want to retire?

stream pls?

pityfull boo
bring gary to canada

>>149454191
la casual

>>149454194
You have no idea how many fetuses it takes to energize Gary for these performances.

GARY DEMANDS YOU STAND AND BEND THE KNEE

>>149454204
nhlwebcast com
onhockey tv

humiliation ritual

>>149454204
on hockey dot teevee

>>149454119
if hagens is free #6, we get both islanders picks.AND """"we""""" have oilers and avs picks already. GOAT REBUILD fren

more empty seats than florida kwab

every single team passed on wolf

>please be seated
>stern look
that's why he's king

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK YOU GARY!!

DARSH

>>149454217
>i ask you to stand up right now

i was a best man for the first dude who got married from our fren group and I asked our group stand up because frens

this is so dogshit

Lettttsssss go

>>149454051
w-what is it takagi?

come on gary it's a straightforward process

>>149454238
Just like my islanders

when is Gary going to get a robotic assistant to help with the shakes?

booooooo

>islanders going to pass up on misa to draft some bust defenseman
Sad

Even I don't think the draft needs this much Gary

that internet delay tho

>>149454238
agreed. I hope this is the last decentralized draft

>>149454243
This new draft process was actually confusing and I’m glad Gary explained it to us like we’re retarded.

>>149454257
the new lottery seemed like something someone made up as a joke

Will Bud win this round?

my islanders are getting their new potvin tonight :)

>5 first overall picks
lol literally handicap franchise

HUGE BUST

>>149454248
ai is making advances each and every day. If the NHL can obtain a few more video cards to run their algorithms, we will soon have multiple Garybots that will continue to grow the game into the next millenia and beyond

he's so thrilled to be an islander =)

THEY ACTUALLY TOOK A DEFENCEMAN 1ST OVERALL KWAB

DARSH
DARSH

>>149454271
flyers might have 3 1st rounders tonight if hagens is free

he looks so happy :-)

Kek the islanders are retarded lol

bust

misa for my sharkies :)

>>149454283
reminds me of mcdavid's draft lmao

HOT SISTER SPOTTED

Shaeffer is the one beer to have when you're having more than one

Why didn’t anybody tell me that MacKinnon is getting married?

I like Gary's little virtual cuckshed for the management.

>>149454283
why does he look like a wax figure

these hockey family lass' have some kino pits

>>149454283
Enjoy your time at Bridgeport, young man
see you in a couple years

how long till its our flames turn?

>>149454306
who's the lucky guy?

>zoomers crying
Oh no.

Oh no no.

Oh no no no no.

Here's my early draft grades:
>Anaheim Ducks F
>Boston Bruins F
>Buffalo Sabres F
>Calgary Flames A
>Carolina Hurricanes F
>Chicago Blackhawks F
>Colorado Avalanche F
>Columbus Blue Jackets F
>Dallas Stars F
>Detroit Red Wings F
>Edmonton Oilers F
>Florida Panthers F
>Los Angeles Kings F
>Minnesota Wild F
>Montreal Canadiens F
>Nashville Predators F
>New Jersey Devils F
>New York Islanders F
>New York Rangers F
>Ottawa Senators F
>Philadelphia Flyers F
>Pittsburgh Penguins F
>San Jose Sharks F
>Seattle Kraken F
>St. Louis Blues F
>Tampa Bay Lightning F
>Toronto Maple Leafs F
>Utah Mammoth F
>Vancouver Canucks F
>Vegas Golden Knights F
>Washington Capitals F
>Winnipeg Jets F

star trek aaaah draft house

i would cry if i was islander too

>>149454313
just wait dawg and take it all in

he has narrow shoulders

Misa want Misa

What a faggot lol

INTO THE DRAFT ROOM TO GET CIRCUMCISED

this is going to be a hell of a draft

>>149454315
you know who

My dad came to my graduation party at uni and he wiped his tears after he hugged me as my name was called to pick up my degree and I get emotionally invested every time ut happens during drafts

please tell me they aren't doing this for every pick

>>149454330
Jen

Flames just said brett hornby is announcing their pick.

This is so fucking weird, I hate this new draft format.

Gary what the fuck is with this cuckshed shit?

>>149454242
ur my friend

This kid seems really nice tho I hope he has a great career

>>149454334
shut up bud his mom died

Oh my god it's worse than the NHL Awards

>>149454343
Only 2 or 3 guys are going to the islanders

SHARKS WIN AGAIN

>>149454339
didn't know finland had higher education

>>149454343
did you not listen to gary explain how it works?

crying with a mullet poking out of his hat, kino the highest degree

:( somebody hug him

LETS GO SHARKIES

>>149454369
no I couldn't hear over my own booing

he’s crying cause he got drafted by the islanders

Frens, he lost his mom when was 16. can you imagine how hard it must feel that she isn't there physically.

>>149454315
Not Crosby apparently

>>149454351
And you are mine

>>149453935 (OP)
name the guy on the right

>>149454351
You're my friend too :)

>>149454346
reminds me of tom cruise junior

june is almost over
it will be illegal to be gay again soon

>>149454368
Nokia needs engineers

>>149454397
RIP

>>149454345
lmao

My jackies have made horrible decisions today

>>149454389
not a chance I was getting that

>>149454399
um, it's pride season in canada, sweetie

>>149454368
I believe their education is free so long as you test above 100iq otherwise you get sent into the military

IT'S NOT MISA

>>149454399
have they legalized heterosexuality in canada yet?

>>149454271
just like my oilers

How are your streams so ahead?

/hoc/ is such a nice general with many friends

Holy fuck they’re really following the NBAs draft experience now. This sucks ass. Its so weird not having representatives from the teams in person and not having them make the announcement.

>>149454389
Italian legend Smel Migochi

god this format is shit

flamesbros i SEE US
this is NOT A DRILL

It's absolutely electric here on the island right now. Everyone is partying and chanting "fuck the rags"

>>149454389
>Alexander Nikolayevich Svitov
>Russian professional ice hockey forward
>currently an unrestricted free agent

>>149454425
Gary said this is better

How are we feeling about the oil winning in 2026?

Tic-toc Islanders. You better hurry up and make that trade so you can pick Hagens.

Leah Hextall trying to worm her way into the mother/wife role of Matthew Schaeffer, just like that harpy who snagged Marcon. Absolutely disgusting.

SHORKS TRADED THEIR PICK AND WALKED OFF

>>149454427
miko mentioned
go panthers :3

FLAMES ARE FIFTEEN (15) PICKS AWAY!!

gonna be honest bros I dont know if Id want my #1 overall pick to be a lifetime movie story where hes played 10 games and is crying because he has 2 dead moms is this like when women get the ick?

MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA

APOLOGIZE TO THE SHARKS /NHL/

RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

miss spying on the draft tables

>>149454442
Retard

LETS GET THIS FUCKING SHOW.ON THE ROAD

>>149454434
How is the ferris wheel?

I'd like to have sex with Gary

Flames won the draft they just got a steal at 18

>>149454453
nyo

>>149454452
@grok who was the last defenseman to be picked 1st overall?

EVERY COMMENTATOR IS A WOMAN OR A OLD NERD

I'd like to have sex with Emily

>>149454458
I'm at the beach, I'm sure it's litty though

sharks ran out of time they have to forfeit their pick now very sad

sharks the clock is up

>>149454452
The best in the league need to be stoic and brave, especially on live television. Bad look.

let my nigga Mike Greir cook!

lmnmgc

Emily Kaplan has a forearm tattoo.

DROPPED

are they gonna take 10 minutes with each player?

WRESTLECHADS WE EATING

wrestling isn't a sport

Settle down with the boos

yeah im out

The next Owen power just went to the islanders

>>149454412
Everyone serves unless you are an actual retard who cant be trusted with a gun

If Frondell isn't free and Hagens is free at #6, DANNY YOU NEED TO TRADE THE PICKS ISLES HAVE

Gm donkey kong would be a moron not to take Misa

>>149453935 (OP)
>gary getting booed
OUTRAGEOUS

W H O ?
H
O
?

HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT

what. the. fuck.

>>149454471
Matthew Schaeffer

>Lanny McDonald will makes the flames first pick
BASED

THE SHARKS DRAFTED BAYLEY

>>149454491
ass
because you are a fag

/pw/ making an appearance

All the stars are here

boo harder

MISA JAR JAR BINKS

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wtf is that goblina

>sharks draft second
Get the best players
Sad

CM Punk is KWABoty btw

misa misa misa

Misa misa deeeesu

Why is no one talking about the flames and how they just won the draft

>>149454497
Tommy wanted Misa.

MISA HORNY

you will never be drafted by bayley

MISSA

M I S A
I
S
A

FUCK YOU GARY!!!!

>>149454529
Thinks are looking up nigger!!

Imagine if Norm McDonald was still alive and hosted the Draft Golden Globes style.

>>149454528
not sports related

The Flames are winning the draft so far

>>149454511
love me lanny

THIS IS AWE-SOME
*clap clap clap clap clap*

Bayley is eyeing that shota like a steak

rap for us michael

MISA

>I’d like to thank my mom
What a dick

I wonder if michael misa and gary bettman knew who bayley the wrestler was before today

>>149454553
for me its insisting connie cooked not matter what he does

>>149454548
>sperm mccuckold

misa

hello

no one does cringe like the nhl
this is based

>flames 32nd via kitties
Saving the best for last!

>>149454511
L A N N Y
A
N
N
Y

>>149454577
it's just the extent to which he does so

This is very gay. Thank you jews and women

>>149454330
Not very frenly

>GM waddles up to the stage
>wait an extra 5 minutes for the old as motherfucker owner and his other old heads to line up on stage
>*clears throat*
>"W-we would like to thank the city of for their wonderful hospitality"
>"And congratulations are in order to the stanley cup winning champion florida panthers"
>"with the Xth pick in the 202X draft, the selects, from the ..."
>pause for dramatic effect (checks notes so they don't say the wrong name and brick their organization)
>"Literally who!"
>player spends 5 minutes hugging every family member in 7 extended families
>walks up to stage and puts on a jersey while wishing they could put on a different team's jersey
>shakes every old head's hand
>poses for a 10 minute photo op
>5 more minutes while old heads clear the stage
>repeat 30 times
So glad we don't have to deal with this horseshit this year

>>149454388
>>149454392
aw yeah

>>149454384
That really is difficult

>>149454600
it's treason then

Always liked the shorks uniform colors.

Frens, it's very cool to see all these youngsters have their lives turn around

sexo

>>149454586
They may have changed the format because the Will Smith-David Reinbacher draft sequence was one of the hardest things to watch in the history of television

>>149454619
It's very wholesome <3

LIKE MUSSOLINI

>>149454433
W..where are my >rags

>>149454553
Best possible news for Florida

>>149454548
>and for the 1st overall pick of the NHL draft the, uh, Islanders select A. Dumbass

>>149454339
Your dad really loves and is proud of you fren.
My graduation was sad since it was during covid. I watched the ceremony in my boxers from my parents' house

There are more women commentators than men. This is deliberate to annoy and alienate men.

>>149454630
Looks like they elected to give it to the Penguins. The 2026 1st pick is more valuable I guess on the market.

>>149454622
sex with misses potato head

>>149454504
It's standard operating procedure... Bettman isn't even phased.

NFL draft > NHL draft > MLB draft >>>>>>> NBA draft
the NBA draft is honestly one of the most soulless things I've ever seen

>>149454577
he's gonna be cookin' don't you worry

>>149454639
my dad is bitching about the same thing
he said he wants the panel to be all hard hitters and goalies

i'm a glue guy, i just like how it smells

>>149454535
No I didn't.

How short is Gary?

Thanks Gary!

Should be frondell, will probably be hagens.

>>149454636
>My graduation was sad since it was during covid
I know that feel. My uni tried to get us to rent all the graduation robes for a Zoom ceremony.

>>149454636
my fren, whether it happened on a stage or at home, you still did really well and your dad knows it

>>149454659
I'm a feet guy

I would not call him iconic lol

>>149454662
99cm

I thought Roenick got cancelled

>>149454662
he's like 5'3"

while gary is distracting you cattle with your slave auction, sidney crosby is on the move

>>149454657
Your dad is correct. Give him a beer and laugh at his jokes for all of us

yea he's drunk as fuark

damn my flyers were supposed to draft him

>>149454662
7'9"

It's the NHL 94 guy

I know he is an american but Roenick is a top 3 when it comes to the most overrated NHL players

more like rod no neck

Gary the midget!
FRONDELL!
>>149454653
Yea, everyone crying gets old really fucking quick.

Long Island btfoed

frondell looks like he could use a good cheeseburger right about now

His head gets bigger and more swollen every year

FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149454622
No

>My niece’s boyfriend has been officially drafted #2 overall and is a SJ Shark
Congratulations Michael Misa!
MISA SO HORNY

>>149454619
I'm older but I'm also trying to turn my life around
I'm glad these kids are so happy :)

This fatass is going to destroy Bedard's bussy tonight

>>149454704
How long until he gets a deep dish pizza?

Bedard gets a worthy top

>>149454720
What is your bmi?

TUSKS UP, WHO GETTING STUCK IN UTAH?

Danny Briere, you MUST trade the #6 Hagens pick for the isles #15 and #16

>>149454718
she needs to marry him ASAP

>>149454706
His forehead is going to grow when the Blackhawks pump him full of steroids.

>>149454729
80

put the jersey on

>200lb
Is Anton's a power forward?

>funny

Kek

>>149454732
TUSKS UP

>>149454731
They belong in HockeyAllsvenskan.

ok just about done with this shit for the night. If there's a trade ill just get an alert on my phone.

>>149454756
>gets insta traded

Swedes have no heart. He will be a good second line center but Chicago needs to tank for 8 more years before they make the playoffs.

>>149454618
fuck off weeb

>>149454619
Sure is, good news is nice for a change now and then.

>>149454729
I'm a powerlifter >:)

finally they drafted someone that's not a pussy

Hagens sucks
don't build your team around an american

Aura Test
>Schaefer - Bust
>Misa - Star
>Bizarro Lundell - Bust

>>149454770
How many years of tanking can American teams handle, even with 3 cups in recent history?

clubbies never say die

>>149454788
It's not a competition of nations retard

WE GOT MISA WOOOO

>>149454750
More like Barkov.

Hawks haven't retired Roenick's number yet?

Imagine using girls' skates

Every piece of shit ok the planet is Canadian, they just don't know it yet. Thank you cbc

Gary ate a bee again :(

>12 names in the top 10
...

>>149454805
better than getting your news on twitter

>>149454802
fuck I hope so

>>149454809
if he fills up on bees, he won't have any room for dinner

>I GREW UP ON KETCHUP CHIPS AND JAMAICAN BEEF
>MY NAME IS SIMU LEW AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!!

>>149454799
you don't want jews on your team

>>149454803
they have to wait 20 years till all the hooker stories have had a chance to get out

>>149454788
This. Especially if it's a Canadian team. Those spineless cakeeaters hope they can glom onto teams with great players and get the credit for riding someone else's bus. Hagens is a nerd who hopefully doesn't go to philly

>>149454809
that's my nigga gary goiter

>>149454453
>>149454453
>>149454453

GOLF???
MAMMOTHS DESERVE BETTER

Nobody gives a shit about Utah, Utah guy. Utah

literally WHO??

Literally who

who

>>149454803
wut, he was not very good

I know what kind of noise a Mammoth makes

>*BBRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

I don't get it

Je ho ho ho

STAYING ON COURSE

>could have been a clubbie
>instead they're drafted a mammoth
GRIM

80 IQ morons are enjoying this

????????

wtf is this cringe

This might be the most painfully cringe pick of all time.

What;s with that sound he as making? Mormons are freaks.

When Boston picks the celebrity "picker" will be Pink Whitney

I CAN'T TAKE THE CRINGE

Who taking him?

his last name sounds like that retarded mammoth screeching noise

>Let me here your war cry Utah'ins!
>WA KE KE KE KE

Wut

Frondell going to show Bedard what hard work actually looks like

GARY IS SO FUNNY

>>149454809
SICK OF THE FAT GARYS
STOP IT

Gary knew what he was doing with this clown show

any soakers?

>>149454885
very, very hard

Is Caleb gonna be a bust like Alexis Lafreniere?

>>149454889
Phenomenal so far. Well done Gary with the must watch TV.

>retard noises
GARY DO NOT LET THAT HAPPEN AGAIN!

this shit sucks bring back the sphere

>>149454871
it's the sound Maui made in Moana dipshit, it's an pacific islander thing

>>149454874
It will be Brad Marchand

>>149454669
Thanks
>>149454668
I watched it with a blacked screen

death to the wildcats
go moose

They could have done this whole thing in one night, two hours. The filled between picks is so boring. Do we really need to see them talk with both the management and the lady? Just fucking do one interview

this is dystopian

>>149454913
Why the fuck would that be a utah sound?

>>149454906
no, because Laffy was not a bust

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWHHHHHHHH

my team doesn't have a first round draft pick bro's

Why did Gary approve this horrible awkward draft format?

I hope none of these young picks leave their wallets in their sports jackets

>>149454789
>Gay Mayanoegg - Mega Bust

Frondell will be the #1 C and Bedard #2

i've got the stream on mute i cant listen to this cringe shit

>Zoom call with management

Wut in tarnation

>>149454885
apparently he crushed the combine

wow this is bad

Do people from Utah actually yodel

imagine being a mormon and you're not allowed to drink beer like the Austrians/Germs, but you decide to rip off the yodelling

Such a retarded idea to have this shit done remote

>>149454924
>Laffy was not a bust
lulz

The echo is kino.

>>149454940
Bedard has a lot of growing up to do.

This kid sounds like a retard lmao

is this kid retarded

>>149454949
It was a canadian's idea

>>149454913
Then why the fuck do they make that sound in UTAH?

NHL needs a snake team so I vote for Austin Rattlers
Let’s go >rats

>>149454940
Bedard is too autistic to be a captain

>soak this in
LMFAO

>>149454935
cultivating a more loyal nhl fanbase because only true masochists could sit though this shit

>>149454911
This

>>149454935
I humbly suggested to Gary that they have Snoop Dogg make the picks while dropping some rap tunes, he said he would "think about it"

>>149454933
>rags

I think the NHL should invest more in audio / tech nerds instead of hiring more blacks for DEI quotas

>>149454949
It's "decentralised", goy

>>149454949
there's a pandemic going on chud

>>149454955
>>149454959
french

>>149454966
Isn’t that Mormon sex thing lol

that "interview" was lynchian

>>149454972
when will gary start listening to you interns?

Hopefully that's the worst cringe of the night.

>>149454955
>>149454959
he's from france

None of this matters if you do it against 16 old kids who never play higher level than major junior.

The Coyotes would never have done something like this.

Which players did ESPN compare Schaefer, Misa, and Frondell to?

she tried to pull the emily "rap for us" but was repelled

>alone again on a friday night? here's a live cringe compilation
i <3 u gary

>>149454955
>>149454959
No he's french canadian but Lemieux doesn't act like that

>>149455001
kobe bryant

>>149454949
I hate this league

>that's for all your choice ans belief

are all quebecians this bad at english

GARY BELT ON THE CLOCK

>>149454993
the odds are in your favor, but Gary always surprises.

>>149454961
Fire Steve Yzerclown

>>149454979
based misato enjoyer

>>149454962
this sounds silly, but it's true. a lot of the biggest converts to the lds church are polynesians

Drafting is so easy just never pick the guys with weird as fuck sounding names they never work out

>>149454935
because it costs significantly less than what they did before

HOOB mentioned

>>149454167
>>149454217
Preds cucked them out of Hagens haha

>>149455010
Bergeron was fluent in English

>>149454968
WOWZER look at that 0.5 pt/game player go!

>im honoured to be here
>isn't there

FLAMES ARE TWELVE (12) PICKS AWAY!!

>>149455010
Fleury needed a translator during his interview during his rookie years.

Where are the trades Gary?

>>149454978
I'll fax that to Gary's office

>>149455047
literally at a golf course

You just knew he was gonna

>>149454167
>If he takes Martin, then he's Cuck Flutcher in disguise.
Thank god for Nashville

Is Weber on the golf course?

i'll do it but im not leaving the golf course

BAHAHAHAHA TROTZ HAS NO CLUE

>drafted a guy who cba to show up to the draft
kwab

>>149454942
what are you listening to instead, pekka

Cute puppies :3

>once in a lifetime experience
>"Na, I'm gonna chill at home at the farm"

Is Brady even there?

>weber on a golf course
>kid they drafted at home
holy grim

>avoids the cringeathon
top tier hockey IQ

I'm a girl btw

>skips gary's bullshit to shovel literal manure
gigabased beyond belief

They couldn't even get Filip Forsberg's wife, who's apparently is a big country star, so they had to get a player who was traded away?

>>149455052
SOON

>>149455087
I believe you

>>149455078
Aura filled choice, second star of the draft after Misa

>>149455103
>>149455103
>>149455103
NEW

Flames are still winning the draft so far

>>149455094
>big country star
what's his name?

Why didn't any GM's or coaches show up at this year's draft?

the sharks are going to be so shit but so fun to watch next season

This blonde bitches feet belong in my mouth