NHL DRAFT edition.
/hoc/vious:
>>149449643
My penguins got fucked by Gary ):
>>149453958thoughts on your losses to bud and mitch?
WE HAVE A TRADE TO ANNOUNCE
>>149453955What do they say?
Still haven't gotten my draft notice from Gary
Starting to think I didnt make the cut this year
Is the draft in 2 minutes or an hour?
Last two digits are the pick that will be the biggest bust
>>149453502>>149453502>>149453502>>149453502>>149453502My fren, greetings from the cottage. I hope your team drafts the hidden diamond, good luck!
How many commercial breaks before the first pick? I say 2.
>>149454006>>149454006>>149454006>>149454006May it never rain on your day of birth, Finlad
>>149453976The /hoc/ Hockey Team trades a bunch of schizos to the Porto-Novo Benins in exchange for future considerations.
>the montreal canadiens are proud to select carey price
>oh man this is right off the reservation. oh man
>>149454006Thank you finn fren!
That cottage just looks wonderful, you deserve the times you enjoy there.
>>149454028https://streamable.com/m8tayl
Draft the fucking puck already
>>149454062i cant see the draft
I don't care about these young men, I care about their destination
if /hoc/ had a draft, im pretty sure i'd be a top 3 pick
>NHL draft show is covered by 2 women and a black now
grim times with live in, friends
Debbieโs war room looks like itโs Nod HQ
I saw the sign
And it opened up my eyes I saw the sign
Life is demanding without understanding~
I don't care about their destination, I care about these young men
>>149454077In the 5th round
this blonde who isn't Emily K has some top shelf knockers on espn
>>149454077Iโd go undrafted and then a couple threads later everyone would wonder how everyone passed on me.
>>149454028>>149454053trb got raped again lmfao
guys I went ice skating today but its really hard :(
how do I get better?
>>149454083reminder that this was made by a non-white oilers fan who cries about the refs kwab
>>149454006thanks fren you too :)
Which bust we drafting tonight Flyer bros?
>draft time 7pm
>commercials at 7:03
Our last chance to "edge to emily" iykwim till next fall. Have a good one.
STORRRRRRRRMY WOOF WOOF AWOOOOOOGA
soulless draft. I miss the vegas draft, it looked amazing.
>>149454112many such cases
SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>149454077i would literally be first overall
pepsu
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>>149454119probably some fly guy
Where's the fucking stream shithead?
>>149454114in connie we trust
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>celebrity selectors
>pickless draft in the city of angels
>best league in the world
source?
who tf watches the draft lmao
most of these guys are going to the AHL for a few years anyway
>>149454113fren, this will go to my fren folder, it's amazing
>>149454141incredible image anon
my nuckies will add another Swedish twink to our arm
Pretty shit lineup of talking heads for sportsnet.
>>149454101Megan Chayka is hoy as fuck
>>149454119If Briere takes Martone, Hagens or Desnoyers, then we shouldn't have to worry about him.
If he takes Martin, then he's Cuck Flutcher in disguise.
>>149454006Thanks Pekka :)
WAGMI
>gary booed
Best part of the night
>>149454164holy bazoombas
>>149454155I'm only at /hoc/ here to be seen
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>149454156my favourite fren :)
Why doesnโt Gary have a tie on?
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Gary is 73 years old
what the fuck where do the years go
Gary has the stage presence, the mike control, of a true MC
>>149454164>legs of a paraplegic Nah
that is how you greet gary snowbelters
>>149454193Doesnโt he want to retire?
pityfull boo
bring gary to canada
>>149454194You have no idea how many fetuses it takes to energize Gary for these performances.
GARY DEMANDS YOU STAND AND BEND THE KNEE
>>149454204nhlwebcast com
onhockey tv
>>149454204on hockey dot teevee
>>149454119if hagens is free #6, we get both islanders picks.AND """"we""""" have oilers and avs picks already. GOAT REBUILD fren
more empty seats than florida kwab
every single team passed on wolf
>please be seated
>stern look
that's why he's king
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK YOU GARY!!
coffe
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>>149454217>i ask you to stand up right nowi was a best man for the first dude who got married from our fren group and I asked our group stand up because frens
>>149454051w-what is it takagi?
come on gary it's a straightforward process
>>149454238Just like my islanders
when is Gary going to get a robotic assistant to help with the shakes?
>islanders going to pass up on misa to draft some bust defenseman
Sad
Even I don't think the draft needs this much Gary
>>149454238agreed. I hope this is the last decentralized draft
>>149454243This new draft process was actually confusing and Iโm glad Gary explained it to us like weโre retarded.
>>149454257the new lottery seemed like something someone made up as a joke
my islanders are getting their new potvin tonight :)
>5 first overall picks
lol literally handicap franchise
>>149454248ai is making advances each and every day. If the NHL can obtain a few more video cards to run their algorithms, we will soon have multiple Garybots that will continue to grow the game into the next millenia and beyond
he's so thrilled to be an islander =)
THEY ACTUALLY TOOK A DEFENCEMAN 1ST OVERALL KWAB
>>149454271flyers might have 3 1st rounders tonight if hagens is free
Kek the islanders are retarded lol
>>149454283reminds me of mcdavid's draft lmao
Shaeffer is the one beer to have when you're having more than one
Why didnโt anybody tell me that MacKinnon is getting married?
I like Gary's little virtual cuckshed for the management.
>>149454283why does he look like a wax figure
these hockey family lass' have some kino pits
>>149454283Enjoy your time at Bridgeport, young man
see you in a couple years
how long till its our flames turn?
>>149454306who's the lucky guy?
>zoomers crying
Oh no.
Oh no no.
Oh no no no no.
Here's my early draft grades:
>Anaheim Ducks F
>Boston Bruins F
>Buffalo Sabres F
>Calgary Flames A
>Carolina Hurricanes F
>Chicago Blackhawks F
>Colorado Avalanche F
>Columbus Blue Jackets F
>Dallas Stars F
>Detroit Red Wings F
>Edmonton Oilers F
>Florida Panthers F
>Los Angeles Kings F
>Minnesota Wild F
>Montreal Canadiens F
>Nashville Predators F
>New Jersey Devils F
>New York Islanders F
>New York Rangers F
>Ottawa Senators F
>Philadelphia Flyers F
>Pittsburgh Penguins F
>San Jose Sharks F
>Seattle Kraken F
>St. Louis Blues F
>Tampa Bay Lightning F
>Toronto Maple Leafs F
>Utah Mammoth F
>Vancouver Canucks F
>Vegas Golden Knights F
>Washington Capitals F
>Winnipeg Jets F
star trek aaaah draft house
i would cry if i was islander too
>>149454313just wait dawg and take it all in
INTO THE DRAFT ROOM TO GET CIRCUMCISED
this is going to be a hell of a draft
My dad came to my graduation party at uni and he wiped his tears after he hugged me as my name was called to pick up my degree and I get emotionally invested every time ut happens during drafts
please tell me they aren't doing this for every pick
Flames just said brett hornby is announcing their pick.
This is so fucking weird, I hate this new draft format.
Gary what the fuck is with this cuckshed shit?
>YES, YES MIC UP HIS TEARS
This kid seems really nice tho I hope he has a great career
>>149454334shut up bud his mom died
>taking a chance on me at #1
Oh my god it's worse than the NHL Awards
>>149454343Only 2 or 3 guys are going to the islanders
>>149454339didn't know finland had higher education
>>149454343did you not listen to gary explain how it works?
crying with a mullet poking out of his hat, kino the highest degree
>>149454369no I couldn't hear over my own booing
heโs crying cause he got drafted by the islanders
Frens, he lost his mom when was 16. can you imagine how hard it must feel that she isn't there physically.
>>149454315Not Crosby apparently
>>149454351And you are mine
>>149453935 (OP)name the guy on the right
>>149454351You're my friend too :)
tcjr
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>>149454346reminds me of tom cruise junior
june is almost over
it will be illegal to be gay again soon
>>149454368Nokia needs engineers
My jackies have made horrible decisions today
>>149454389not a chance I was getting that
>>149454399um, it's pride season in canada, sweetie
>>149454368I believe their education is free so long as you test above 100iq otherwise you get sent into the military
>>149454399have they legalized heterosexuality in canada yet?
>>149454271just like my oilers
How are your streams so ahead?
/hoc/ is such a nice general with many friends
Holy fuck theyโre really following the NBAs draft experience now. This sucks ass. Its so weird not having representatives from the teams in person and not having them make the announcement.
>>149454389Italian legend Smel Migochi
flamesbros i SEE US
this is NOT A DRILL
It's absolutely electric here on the island right now. Everyone is partying and chanting "fuck the rags"
>>149454389>Alexander Nikolayevich Svitov>Russian professional ice hockey forward>currently an unrestricted free agent
>>149454425Gary said this is better
How are we feeling about the oil winning in 2026?
Tic-toc Islanders. You better hurry up and make that trade so you can pick Hagens.
Leah Hextall trying to worm her way into the mother/wife role of Matthew Schaeffer, just like that harpy who snagged Marcon. Absolutely disgusting.
SHORKS TRADED THEIR PICK AND WALKED OFF
>>149454427miko mentioned
go panthers :3
FLAMES ARE FIFTEEN (15) PICKS AWAY!!
gonna be honest bros I dont know if Id want my #1 overall pick to be a lifetime movie story where hes played 10 games and is crying because he has 2 dead moms is this like when women get the ick?
MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA MISA
APOLOGIZE TO THE SHARKS /NHL/
RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
miss spying on the draft tables
LETS GET THIS FUCKING SHOW.ON THE ROAD
>>149454434How is the ferris wheel?
I'd like to have sex with Gary
Flames won the draft they just got a steal at 18
gura
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>>149454452@grok who was the last defenseman to be picked 1st overall?
EVERY COMMENTATOR IS A WOMAN OR A OLD NERD
I'd like to have sex with Emily
>>149454458I'm at the beach, I'm sure it's litty though
sharks ran out of time they have to forfeit their pick now very sad
>>149454452The best in the league need to be stoic and brave, especially on live television. Bad look.
let my nigga Mike Greir cook!
lmnmgc
Emily Kaplan has a forearm tattoo.
DROPPED
are they gonna take 10 minutes with each player?
Settle down with the boos
The next Owen power just went to the islanders
>>149454412Everyone serves unless you are an actual retard who cant be trusted with a gun
If Frondell isn't free and Hagens is free at #6, DANNY YOU NEED TO TRADE THE PICKS ISLES HAVE
Gm donkey kong would be a moron not to take Misa
>>149453935 (OP)>gary getting booedOUTRAGEOUS
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
>>149454471Matthew Schaeffer
>Lanny McDonald will makes the flames first pick
BASED
THE SHARKS DRAFTED BAYLEY
>>149454491ass
because you are a fag
/pw/ making an appearance
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wtf is that goblina
>sharks draft second
Get the best players
Sad
Why is no one talking about the flames and how they just won the draft
>>149454497Tommy wanted Misa.
you will never be drafted by bayley
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MISSA
>>149454529Thinks are looking up nigger!!
Imagine if Norm McDonald was still alive and hosted the Draft Golden Globes style.
>>149454528not sports related
The Flames are winning the draft so far
THIS IS AWE-SOME
*clap clap clap clap clap*
Bayley is eyeing that shota like a steak
>Iโd like to thank my mom
What a dick
I wonder if michael misa and gary bettman knew who bayley the wrestler was before today
>>149454553for me its insisting connie cooked not matter what he does
>>149454548>sperm mccuckold
no one does cringe like the nhl
this is based
>flames 32nd via kitties
Saving the best for last!
>>149454511L A N N Y
A
N
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>>149454577it's just the extent to which he does so
This is very gay. Thank you jews and women
>>149454330Not very frenly
>GM waddles up to the stage
>wait an extra 5 minutes for the old as motherfucker owner and his other old heads to line up on stage
>*clears throat*
>"W-we would like to thank the city of <host city> for their wonderful hospitality"
>"And congratulations are in order to the stanley cup winning champion florida panthers"
>"with the Xth pick in the 202X draft, the <team> selects, from the <minor league team>..."
>pause for dramatic effect (checks notes so they don't say the wrong name and brick their organization)
>"Literally who!"
>player spends 5 minutes hugging every family member in 7 extended families
>walks up to stage and puts on a jersey while wishing they could put on a different team's jersey
>shakes every old head's hand
>poses for a 10 minute photo op
>5 more minutes while old heads clear the stage
>repeat 30 times
So glad we don't have to deal with this horseshit this year
>>149454384That really is difficult
>>149454600it's treason then
Always liked the shorks uniform colors.
apus
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Frens, it's very cool to see all these youngsters have their lives turn around
>>149454586They may have changed the format because the Will Smith-David Reinbacher draft sequence was one of the hardest things to watch in the history of television
>>149454619It's very wholesome <3
>>149454433W..where are my >rags
>>149454553Best possible news for Florida
>>149454548>and for the 1st overall pick of the NHL draft the, uh, Islanders select A. Dumbass
>>149454339Your dad really loves and is proud of you fren.
My graduation was sad since it was during covid. I watched the ceremony in my boxers from my parents' house
There are more women commentators than men. This is deliberate to annoy and alienate men.
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>>149454630Looks like they elected to give it to the Penguins. The 2026 1st pick is more valuable I guess on the market.
>>149454622sex with misses potato head
>>149454504It's standard operating procedure... Bettman isn't even phased.
NFL draft > NHL draft > MLB draft >>>>>>> NBA draft
the NBA draft is honestly one of the most soulless things I've ever seen
>>149454577he's gonna be cookin' don't you worry
>>149454639my dad is bitching about the same thing
he said he wants the panel to be all hard hitters and goalies
i'm a glue guy, i just like how it smells
Should be frondell, will probably be hagens.
>>149454636>My graduation was sad since it was during covidI know that feel. My uni tried to get us to rent all the graduation robes for a Zoom ceremony.
>>149454636my fren, whether it happened on a stage or at home, you still did really well and your dad knows it
>>149454659I'm a feet guy
I would not call him iconic lol
I thought Roenick got cancelled
>>149454662he's like 5'3"
while gary is distracting you cattle with your slave auction, sidney crosby is on the move
>>149454657Your dad is correct. Give him a beer and laugh at his jokes for all of us
damn my flyers were supposed to draft him
I know he is an american but Roenick is a top 3 when it comes to the most overrated NHL players
Gary the midget!
FRONDELL!
>>149454653Yea, everyone crying gets old really fucking quick.
frondell looks like he could use a good cheeseburger right about now
His head gets bigger and more swollen every year
FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>My nieceโs boyfriend has been officially drafted #2 overall and is a SJ Shark
Congratulations Michael Misa!
MISA SO HORNY
>>149454619I'm older but I'm also trying to turn my life around
I'm glad these kids are so happy :)
This fatass is going to destroy Bedard's bussy tonight
>>149454704How long until he gets a deep dish pizza?
>>149454720What is your bmi?
TUSKS UP, WHO GETTING STUCK IN UTAH?
Danny Briere, you MUST trade the #6 Hagens pick for the isles #15 and #16
>>149454718she needs to marry him ASAP
>>149454706His forehead is going to grow when the Blackhawks pump him full of steroids.
>200lb
Is Anton's a power forward?
>>149454731They belong in HockeyAllsvenskan.
ok just about done with this shit for the night. If there's a trade ill just get an alert on my phone.
>>149454756>gets insta traded
Swedes have no heart. He will be a good second line center but Chicago needs to tank for 8 more years before they make the playoffs.
>>149454619Sure is, good news is nice for a change now and then.
>>149454729I'm a powerlifter >:)
finally they drafted someone that's not a pussy
Hagens sucks
don't build your team around an american
Aura Test
>Schaefer - Bust
>Misa - Star
>Bizarro Lundell - Bust
>>149454770How many years of tanking can American teams handle, even with 3 cups in recent history?
>>149454788It's not a competition of nations retard
>>149454750More like Barkov.
Hawks haven't retired Roenick's number yet?
Imagine using girls' skates
Every piece of shit ok the planet is Canadian, they just don't know it yet. Thank you cbc
>12 names in the top 10
...
>>149454805better than getting your news on twitter
>>149454802fuck I hope so
>>149454809if he fills up on bees, he won't have any room for dinner
>I GREW UP ON KETCHUP CHIPS AND JAMAICAN BEEF
>MY NAME IS SIMU LEW AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!!
>>149454799you don't want jews on your team
>>149454803they have to wait 20 years till all the hooker stories have had a chance to get out
>>149454788This. Especially if it's a Canadian team. Those spineless cakeeaters hope they can glom onto teams with great players and get the credit for riding someone else's bus. Hagens is a nerd who hopefully doesn't go to philly
>>149454809that's my nigga gary goiter
GOLF???
MAMMOTHS DESERVE BETTER
Nobody gives a shit about Utah, Utah guy. Utah
>>149454803wut, he was not very good
>couldn't be bothered to actually travel to the draft and shake the kid's hand
I know what kind of noise a Mammoth makes
>*BBRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"
>could have been a clubbie
>instead they're drafted a mammoth
GRIM
80 IQ morons are enjoying this
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wtf is this cringe
This might be the most painfully cringe pick of all time.
What;s with that sound he as making? Mormons are freaks.
When Boston picks the celebrity "picker" will be Pink Whitney
his last name sounds like that retarded mammoth screeching noise
>Let me here your war cry Utah'ins!
>WA KE KE KE KE
Wut
Frondell going to show Bedard what hard work actually looks like
>>149454809SICK OF THE FAT GARYS
STOP IT
Gary knew what he was doing with this clown show
>>149454885very, very hard
>the zoomers are now making the mammoth sound
Is Caleb gonna be a bust like Alexis Lafreniere?
>>149454889Phenomenal so far. Well done Gary with the must watch TV.
>retard noises
GARY DO NOT LET THAT HAPPEN AGAIN!
this shit sucks bring back the sphere
>>149454871it's the sound Maui made in Moana dipshit, it's an pacific islander thing
>>149454874It will be Brad Marchand
>>149454669Thanks
>>149454668I watched it with a blacked screen
death to the wildcats
go moose
They could have done this whole thing in one night, two hours. The filled between picks is so boring. Do we really need to see them talk with both the management and the lady? Just fucking do one interview
>>149454913Why the fuck would that be a utah sound?
>>149454906no, because Laffy was not a bust
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWHHHHHHHH
my team doesn't have a first round draft pick bro's
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>French kid named Caleb
Why did Gary approve this horrible awkward draft format?
I hope none of these young picks leave their wallets in their sports jackets
>making the sex through a hole in the sheets
>>149454789>Gay Mayanoegg - Mega Bust
Frondell will be the #1 C and Bedard #2
i've got the stream on mute i cant listen to this cringe shit
>Zoom call with management
Wut in tarnation
>>149454885apparently he crushed the combine
Do people from Utah actually yodel
imagine being a mormon and you're not allowed to drink beer like the Austrians/Germs, but you decide to rip off the yodelling
Such a retarded idea to have this shit done remote
>>149454924>Laffy was not a bustlulz
>>149454940Bedard has a lot of growing up to do.
This kid sounds like a retard lmao
>>149454949It was a canadian's idea
>>149454913Then why the fuck do they make that sound in UTAH?
NHL needs a snake team so I vote for Austin Rattlers
Letโs go >rats
>>149454940Bedard is too autistic to be a captain
>>149454935cultivating a more loyal nhl fanbase because only true masochists could sit though this shit
>>149454935I humbly suggested to Gary that they have Snoop Dogg make the picks while dropping some rap tunes, he said he would "think about it"
I think the NHL should invest more in audio / tech nerds instead of hiring more blacks for DEI quotas
>>149454949It's "decentralised", goy
>>149454949there's a pandemic going on chud
>>149454966Isnโt that Mormon sex thing lol
that "interview" was lynchian
>>149454972when will gary start listening to you interns?
Hopefully that's the worst cringe of the night.
None of this matters if you do it against 16 old kids who never play higher level than major junior.
The Coyotes would never have done something like this.
Which players did ESPN compare Schaefer, Misa, and Frondell to?
she tried to pull the emily "rap for us" but was repelled
>alone again on a friday night? here's a live cringe compilation
i <3 u gary
>>149454955>>149454959No he's french canadian but Lemieux doesn't act like that
>>149454949I hate this league
>that's for all your choice ans belief
are all quebecians this bad at english
>>149454993the odds are in your favor, but Gary always surprises.
>>149454961Fire Steve Yzerclown
>>149454979based misato enjoyer
>>149454962this sounds silly, but it's true. a lot of the biggest converts to the lds church are polynesians
Drafting is so easy just never pick the guys with weird as fuck sounding names they never work out
>>149454935because it costs significantly less than what they did before
>>149454167>>149454217Preds cucked them out of Hagens haha
>>149455010Bergeron was fluent in English
>>149454968WOWZER look at that 0.5 pt/game player go!
>im honoured to be here
>isn't there
FLAMES ARE TWELVE (12) PICKS AWAY!!
>>149455010Fleury needed a translator during his interview during his rookie years.
Where are the trades Gary?
>>149454978I'll fax that to Gary's office
>>149455047literally at a golf course
You just knew he was gonna
>>149454167>If he takes Martin, then he's Cuck Flutcher in disguise.Thank god for Nashville
Is Weber on the golf course?
i'll do it but im not leaving the golf course
BAHAHAHAHA TROTZ HAS NO CLUE
>drafted a guy who cba to show up to the draft
kwab
>>149454942what are you listening to instead, pekka
>once in a lifetime experience
>"Na, I'm gonna chill at home at the farm"
>weber on a golf course
>kid they drafted at home
holy grim
>avoids the cringeathon
top tier hockey IQ
>skips gary's bullshit to shovel literal manure
gigabased beyond belief
They couldn't even get Filip Forsberg's wife, who's apparently is a big country star, so they had to get a player who was traded away?
>>149455078Aura filled choice, second star of the draft after Misa
Flames are still winning the draft so far
>>149455094>big country starwhat's his name?
Why didn't any GM's or coaches show up at this year's draft?
the sharks are going to be so shit but so fun to watch next season
This blonde bitches feet belong in my mouth