Misa Edition
/hoc/vious:
>>149453935
GIVE ME SOME FUCKING TRADES GARY
Itโs official the flames just won the draft
Guys.
WHO DID ESPN COMPARE SCHAEFER, MISA, FRONDELL, AND MARTIN TO.
I missed it.
I just saw them compare Desnoyers to Hischier.
reminder on vibes based scouting
>Schaefer - Bust
>Misa - Star
>Flondell - Bust
>Dazenogays - Bust
>Tom Brady - Kwabbed Bettard, Superstar
Screencap this
Desnoyers is Yakupov 2.0. I sense these things. This dude is a bust
CAM ON JONESY PICK A FOOKIN DAWG
Why didn't any GM's or coaches show up at this year's draft? Why every teams using zoom?
>>149455129i miss this era of /hoc/
>>149455118FAT GARY PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE
>>149455103 (OP)SIR CHARLES APPEARS
Give the Flames the cup now. This season is over
Is this more cringe than E3?
I thought for sure it would be Gritty
>>149455103 (OP)This draft fucking sucks
>>149455158idk i'm not watching either
>invite some basketball guy to an nhl event
why?
Come on Barkley, time is money.
charles barkley sounds like a name for a cartoon dog
Hagens falls to my Broonsies
I wish I was friends with Gary :(
ummm so are there any americans going to be drafted?
Porter Martone rolls off the tongue as long as he doesnt sound like a homo this pick is good
>>149455162YES THIS PLEASES ME FRENS
>>149455179Damn they need center depth too.
>>149455172yuou say why, i say why not?
god damn coach can't eat a sandwhich now?
>>149455187Maybe next year bud
>>149455187Yes, to die for Isreal
he knows your dick curve /hoc/
Who the hell is Brady Martin?
This kid is a based autist
NYI is about to give up 16, 17, and Barzal.
>>149455184same. I bet he brings his friends to cool country clubs
Haha his logo was coming off the jersey
5:02PM ON FRIDAY
IT'S BEER TIME
this is giving me anxiety
Can't wait for Sweens to sweet talk Hags
I really want to cuddle this blonde
>>149455229Same
Massive second hand embarrassment
>>149455192what's he planting?
>>149455124post the real pic
How mad is that one finn?
>>149455236yea it's so weird, gameshow like
Any Americans got drafted yet?
>>149455141>has SNOY in the namekid never had a chance
>>149455203If a draft occurs, civil war/balkanization will follow
Watching Gary Draft with frens, yep another excellent Friday night.
>>149455192Well considering it's a finnish summer (short) and a lot greens have been already planted, it's gotta be cucumber
No seriously is Schaefer gonna bail Islanders like Tavares?
>Martone
>Michkov
>Konecny
>Tippett
>Brink
>Hathaway
>Foerster
The Fleas realize that there's a difference between LW and RW, right?
Bro looks just like his mom
>its pronounced James Haggis
well done by the NHL to KWAB this no dimes vanilla midget
>>149455255lol you won't do shit, pussy
>>149455206do prospects still have to pose nude for teams?
I'm old enough to be his Dad.
Draft some milfs!
>>149455247NO WHAMMY
Trevor Zegras doesn't look like a Flyer
>put on the vaseline
I do that when Emily is on cam
>>149455127I love how radio silent he is during the Israeli Palestine conflict. lmfao
Is that Marchand representing the Bruins in that video on the screen?
>>149455264If they draft reschny, it's been a successful draft
HELL YEAH THE FUCKING SANDMAN
>>149455283He's a trade deadline bait
>shameless shilling
Great job Gary!
my broons can't draft for shit
Islesbro here, who wants these garbage draft picks? They're fucking useless now.
wow the actual actor did it right with no bullshitting for 10 minutes or weird mormon mating calls
>>149455236L Y N C H I A N
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>compared to jack pooghes
it's ogre
Not taking Hagens or Martone is indefensible. Fire Barry Trotz.
even the casters are calling bruins out for their shit drafting
>>149455325cause it was prerecorded and not live
Yeah I'm thinking the Flames won the draft
I thought Isles was going to move up with Habs first round picks lmao wtf
Islanders are missing out on yet another elite passing center.
Caled and Hagens will be the biggest busts of this draft
>>149455336Flames are gonna draft another wolf
I think Adam Sandler reversed the vibes and saved his career, he kinda has a Joe Burrow vibe going on and theyre calling him Hay-gens now instead of Haggis
>HELL YEAH THE FUCKING SANDMAN
holy fuck it's getting worse and worse KEK poor stormy
the NFL draft mogs the other drafts so much
this draft reminds me of the coronavirus pandemic
>>149455355cope the sphere was kino
>>149455282BTFO we got one!
who is the celeb for seattle? kurt cobain?
the bruins really are the boomer franchise, hilarious
>>149455323Thanks for Dobson lol
that was fucking hilarious
Very much appreciate how we're moving here.
>>149455355True. Went to the draft in Green Bay and it was eletric.
>>149455368Jiminy Hendrix
god this draft is total shit. how is there technical difficulty?
Dad has a rough Norwooding going on
>>149455368They should have his hologram make the pick.
>Hagens stays in Boston
>Mrtka stays in Seattle
>>149455406She's currently sitting on my face
Why did the rags give my penguins their pick first this year? They were supposed to to win the lottery next year and give us that pick instead,
https://x.com/i/status/1938751947198341265
lmao
are canadians ready for the future
ANOTHER SHAMELESS MOVIE PLUG
>>149455357Beats flying out there but some picks are not even present!
>>149455448The boys club doesn't care.
>Dobson kwabbed the Islanders for nothing
KEK!
>>149455453>first american pick is 7th
>>149455453>Kucherov and 3 bumsYes
>>149455448they clearly don't care
I wish I was like you
easily goynlbused
Which NHL team's roster consumes the most hentai?
Jerry really looking good for 80's
>>149455103 (OP)>Misa Edition>Posts Schaefer
>>149455474where are all the finns?
I want to blow my brains out, Preds only had to take Hagen to make me happy, but they couldn't even do that.
>Buffalose on the lock
imagine the terror welling in McQueen, Mrtka, and Eklund
Another second liner for Seattle. He won't even make eye contact with the show girls.
>>149455428She looks like she smokes weed
>He's good, but he can't skate
So did Bud actually win? I don't like the Islanders failing to be aggressive here and get Hagens. They traded Dobson just to replace him, doesn't seem smart.
>Jerry Bruckheimer's from Detroit
>Presenting draft for Seattle
Are NHL players exempt from a military draft, or will Hagens be sent to the sandbox to die for Isreal?
jerry get the fuck outta the draft room
>>149455530they traded Dobson to get assets for a cap dump. teams don't win if they fork over elite money for a 1D who doesn't play defense.
>>149455531isn't he part owner of the kraken
>>149455531its part of the shanaplan just trust it
>>149455531Doesnโt he own the team
>>149455543i've spoken to trump personally and you're actually the only one who's going
he called you a panicky fag and we laughed
>>149455428Looks like that jew Abella danger
stop asking this kid questions about his fucking dead mom
Dude what are these questions, leave the poor kid alone
>>149455516It's a really bad age group for us. 2027 is probably our year.
why are they asking about his mom?
>>149455333Martin is a future captain and a unique catch. He will win a cup one day. Don't listen to all the dilating redditors who wanted big fish in a very weak draft because they have lots of peepee assists
this o'brien kid kinda looks like ville heinola. same akward about to cry -look to him
>YOUR MOM IS DEAD
Jesus wtf is her problem?
>congratulations on being drafted
>what do you miss the most about your dead mother
Jesus fucking Christ
>>149455581It's a good story, and Gary likes a good story.
is your mom still dead, kid? anyways, go kraken
reminds me of the way they talk about the players at NFL drafts but at least some of those guys are dickensian chimney sweeps who can run a 4.4 40
>>149455557>>149455562Is that why he doesn't make movies anymore other than him being 81? I loved his campy movies other than Pirates of the Caribbean.
>>149455591kek seriously why are they doing this to him
>interviewing matt schafer after he plays a game next year
>so how did it feel when your mom died?
>Buffalo waiting for a last minute trade
>Prospects desperately hoping one gets done
>>149455179I expect the Isles to trade for him later
>>149455187Hagens was just drafted retard
u know they're all praying they don't get drafted next
this is the best draft ever lmao
>>149455603there was an nba player who lived without electricity
popsicle stick joke time:
why did the cat want to become a nurse?
>!it wants to be a first aid kit!>
>>149455611I forgot McDavid was drafted in Florida. The 3 worst days of his life all in the exact same place.
wow, remarkable. what a talent. let's go live to anon.
anon, tell me about your dead mother. can you cry a little?
/hoc/ who the fuck is โmeghanโ and why should I give a shit who she thinks is the best picks remaining? Is this the horse faced tranny I see on SN?
What year does Gary think that it is bros?
>>149455591Americas got talent tier question
>TELL US A SOB STORY
This draft is fucking hilarious
Can someone explain the Nashville pick in NFL terms??
Was his Mom hot?
I'll have to review thr best milfs from the 1st round when it concludes.
>buffy picks
Cool they actually showed up...
RADIM WILL REDEEM
maybe nigga should buy a vowel
>>149455598>>149455602>>149455591>>149455574>>149455576Didn't Habs drafted a center last year whose dad died from drowning in a pool? They didn't asked him anything lol
t-thank you for picking me
We need a lip reader. It's evident mrtka isn't happy going to the gaybres...Who can't stop taking big defencemen
>>149455643>dat purple hair
my avsies are about to overshadow this whole mess
>>149455683I think Rempeโs father passed away too
>>149455666checked for Gary
>>149455602Someone webm it
>czech republic
oof big yikes
>>149455658moids on suicide watch
>>149455698Yah he died shovelling snow. Heart attack
>nice to see you guys
good save
get the fuck out of seattle ron. stupid useless fuck, the perfect defenseman finally fell in your fucking lap and you can't help but salivate about your past and live vicariously through your picks. FUCK YOU.
>>149455640Her brother was the sleazy analytics guy/Wendy's owner/Coyotes GM who traded for Taylor Hall and got banned by the league for some reason. Meghan is actually good at just rapid-fire dropping facts about the lesser-known prospects, I don't mind her at all
Sabres management don't even sound exited lmao
This guy wants to punch those boomer faggots kek
>>149455611Look how fucking happy he looks there
What 10 years playing for the >soilers does to a motherfucker
Imagine being an Eastern European and being introduced by these freaks to join this trainwreck.
>>149455683Oh yea Hage...
>USHL forward prospect lost father in 2023 swimming pool accident, had surgery for dislocated shoulder
pink haired "male" very grim
Lindy wants to know, will you get in front of those slappers and block them?
>Goo Goo Dolls have been a big part of this organization the entire time
No wonder they suck
>>149455750it's lilac, sweaty
>>149455747He played in Seattle so Iโm sure itโs nothing new.
What's wrong with food in Buffalo?
>>149455636Time sure flies! Haha
>>149455747>so this is the America they tell us about
>>149455763They got good wings, I don't get it.
>>149455763all the food there is poisoned
Still lots of Swedes on the board for us
FLAMES ARE EIGHT (8) PICKS AWAY!!
>>149455707they're czechia now
>how nice is it in erie
ahahaha
>>149455739>got banned by the league for some reason.he held a private combine for prospects, which is a jawdropping violation of the rules.
then he solicited interviews with other organizations while not only still under contract with the Yoots, but during the first round of the playoffs.
Which team will Shannon be the guest picker for?
what the fuck is wrong with buffalo
how many defensemen are they going to pick
>>149455781Allvin should be fired if he does it again. Iโm so tired of weak Swedes.
Iโm watching the draft with my family who never watch hockey and they keep giving me weird looks. Thanks Gary
>>149455798lol she looks like Caillou
>>149455800A couple more years, his fanbase is still growing
stop asking about these kids about their dead moms. fucking dicks
>https://youtu.be/_HZM0QiuUS8?si=f8BNrpQoueu_CA_x
Damn Connie Moreau is still hot as fuck
>>149455763it's incredibly unhealthy.
Why can't Gary have some vtubers do some of these selections?
This is awesome, took 4 years for Dahlin to figure it out. Power is still 3 years away and now another player on the ice thatโs going to take years to develop. And people wonder why players donโt want to come here.
>>149455763it's onions green
>>149455829doesn't have a wikifeet page, tho. i just checked.
remember this nigga from Fringe and Dawson's Creek.
>>149455848ina should help vancouver
>roger mcqueen
Great name.
Welcome to Hockey Hell in Anaheim McQueen.
>>149455848They're all booked for Hololive Night next week
>>149455848what? washed up entertainers and fake athletes are not enough for you?
My penguins were supposed to take him you cunts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il8sGYNdKbw
90 minutes, only 10 picks...
>>149455848this shit is cringe enough already
inb4
>btw is your mom dead?
>>149455885I'm hearing Crosby is getting traded to the Avalanche tonight
>>149455873what a great gay porn name
Give me a fucking trade right now Gary.
Where's the cuck from this afternoon who told me no way Eklund falls to PIT?
>>149455897just like my islanders
>>149455897how do you know about gay porn?
Mc "Dairy" Queen
lots of endorsement potential
my debbies don't draf tonight :\
I would be autistic and refuse to take a picture with Gary.
is he related to Steve McQueen?
>90 minutes later and only 10 picks in
yea i'm done with this slurper
>>149455848It could've been more entertaining than the cringe golfer
>>149455924id kiss him on the lips
how tall is McQueen, looks like a anorexic giant?
McQueen is a real star for Hollywood. The only non awkward pick so far.
>>149455896good. he needs to make playoffs one final time
has any team bricked their pick by going for someone off the board?
Think he's ever been called "McQueer"?
>>149455975his teammates have definitely said it in the locker room
>>149455969that role is traditionally filled by the Boaton Bruins, but this year they got their man, er. boy
Wish my ragsies had a pick but I suppose it is objectively for the best
>>149455975Graham James called all the boys that
>>149455986was he on his knees in only a jockstrap sucking their dicks while this happened
this is very important for my verisimilitude
>utah
>pacific ocean golfer
>EEEEEEEK KEE KEE KEE KEE
>silence
>let's try that again
I hope there is some more top tier cringe.
I think Utah is going to take it.
powerslap event is free on youtube at 9 if anyone wants to watch traumatic brain injuries
>>149455969I knicked my prick
Why does this fat n keep spreading Crosby to the Avs rumors
>>149455992Who did they trade it for? Thinking about that always makes the feeling worse
>>149455921so i've heard haha
Boy genius pick is in soon.
>>149456016crosby keeps making him do it because it's funny
>>149455999that's some good old fashioned locker room bonding
his kid looks just like him kek
Shittsburgh is going to pick the black guy
>white linen pants
>dangerous games for live television
Damn couldnโt even get crosgod to do it baka
>kid fucked up reading it
oof
>>149456070Crosby is busy right now
>>149456070sid's busy packing his bags
>>149455809cope she has a big brain thats why its so big
this thing is going to run all fucking night
>>149455562He's part owner. The main owner is now the daughter of the previous main owner because he died last year.
>>149456079he's a child, and he handled it way better than Price.
>>149456079so did price a couple of years ago
>zero trades
borrrringgggg
Kindel should announce the 12th pick for laughs.
Gary's picture taking smile isn't half bad.
this draft is a slurper im gonna play roller coaster tycoon 2
>>149456116>trade happens immediatelycuck
>>149456103Whatโs the rush? Grab a beer and enjoy some final NHL kino of the season.
>>149456038crosby is so fucking autistic
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>>149456123They traded it
>>149456124he modeled it after Stalin
are we done in back room with the cute blonde in the jumper?
>>149456134I'm greedy for trades or something at least
>>149456134day 2 is for the real sickos
>>149455553>teams don't win if they fork over elite money for a 1D who doesn't play defense.If Habs didn't have Hutson then going after Dobson would be completely worthless. Look how useless Erik Karlsson is by himself, having an offensive d-man isn't bad but you need for pair him with another d-man who plays offensively which is fucking hard to find.
Shannon got bored watching the draft and has started power ranking Batman villains.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
how do you like that shit, lads?
TRADE ALERT OH SHIT
RED RED RED
>>149456175sends missiles to tehran
>>149455913damn havent seen someone take it up the ass like this since the summer of 92
>>149456158imagine thinking that you're going to get drafted day 1 and going back to the hotel
Imagine if Crosby gets traded at this fucking draft in front of the NHL Draft Room, Gary Bettman and and whatever celebrity they can scrounge up, maybe the guy from Disturbed
>Pongs get #22 pick
>Kindel was ranked around 22
dubas masterclass
>>149456186Made me jump, very fun Gary!
>>149456159What? Two dmen who can't play defense is terrible. What you're describing is the Buffalose Sabres.
Karlsson, Hughes, Hamilton,
>>149456182>>149456214I saw the upper deck fanimation cards advertised at the bottom but I couldn't find any of the ones that were shown
>>149456182He's the "Entertainment Guy", unlike Larry who is STRICTLY hockey
The islanders should have traded their two picks with the Penguins instead of the flyers
>>149456181heard vancouver fans harassed him and his family at the pumpkin patch one day
can someone post some kraken hockey to liven things up in here
The Flyers โwar roomโ looks very evil.
>>149456245I'm female actually
I wonder if anyone moves in to take one of Montreal's picks
odds that habs get a 1st round pick today?
>>149456217you now remember when they traded Jordan Staal for the 8th OA pick and took Pouliot, who was ranked around 20 and was a total bust. Even though they already had pick 22.
Nfl and Nhl linked up, need it or keep it?
Yall yall yall yall yall
Why do they do this
>gary will force 32 other people to make the 1st round picks because he can
Based
FLYERS FINNA PICK DAT JACK NESBITT YA FEEL?
my sabies have 6 players over 6'5" and just added another
>>149456167Aren't they major rivals? How they managed to make a deal? That's like Habs and Bruins making a trade.
>>149456263montreal traded heineken and their 2 picks for dobson earlier today
Eklund falling to our kitties???
>nintendo entertainment system bitt
FLAMES ARE
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Why do they trade up and then take a player off the board?
NHL draft is all Canadian.
Actual NHL rosters are 40% Canadian.
>>149456301Are you saying they're done?
>>149456326unless they announce another trade for a 1st round pick, habs won't pick anyone today.
why does he talk like that
>>149456329flames fans have the best OC
>>149456316Excited for you fren.
>>149456270Nfl has a better pick is in jingle.
excited to see which bust will be added to the yzerplan
I like that espn commercial
>>149456404there's a swede available so
>>149455553>>149456222Didn't Islanders got a dynasty with Potvin whose an offensive d-man? Or that was a rare anomaly?
>he says he likes adverts on his telly
based dude who sexed Alanis and left her in the dust.
>cancer
More sob stories Gary?
>heres some boomer from a show 20 years before the kids in this draft were born
Gotta be a trip to have literal NHL Cancer at one of these things
flamesbros im gonna miss the draft because i have to go buy something. cheer hard for me bros
>>149456431But is his mother dead?
>>149456431not everyone can have a dead parent
>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daR1a1jPfK8
>>149456450>>149456457Someone please webm it it's too funny
>>149456245our team is shit and run by retards
>>149456465>planereminds me of that tragedy
Is Carter Bear related to Ethan Bear?
>>149456447I will
I will cheer hard
My Nuckies are going to be retarded enough to draft the swede.
>>149456484no, one is a grizzly bear, the other is a polar bear
Why do all their GF's look the same? Small thin white blonde hotties
is every draft jersey #25?
>>149456484not according to eliteprospects
>have to see your new boss on the big screen answer q's on why you don't suck
Man I would not enjoy that.
>you've always had such a great eye for talent
>>149456509thats the best kind of girl to cum in
if you havent had one I feel bad for you its wonderful
>>149456518wait hold on.... 25... what could it mean?!
Didn't Yzerman managed to get Kucherov and Sergachev back in Tampa? Why isn't he getting any luck in Detroit?
they had his name sewn on to the jersey already, makes you think...
>>149456535Fug im retarded
>>149456518I guess for the 2025 draft.
no chickin tendies picked yet, and only two euros
>>149456568tendies aren't drafted high
Don't cry kid, your Mom is alive and hot!
How many hamburgers were taken
>>149456544My mother noticed this. You think like an old woman
>>149456509True we need more goths, latinas and big box-shaped pwhl players
i don't know, i don't know, i don't know
Mom's got the composure
>>149456579so far a single slider
we heard you like dead moms so we brought a mom with a dead husband
Johnny Hockey, rest in power!
>he watched the draft with his dad on the couch
my dad's dead and the childhood draft he's referring to is probably like 2017, 2018 when i was already in college
Just let them grieve in peace
Is the smoke show for Columbus single?
>so meredith your husband is dead
>>149456530He was responsible for getting Nikita, Vasy and Sergachev back in Tampa, I don't what the fuck he's doing in Detroit.
how long is gary going to parade johnny's death around?
>>149456600I'm sorry fren
>>149456621UNTIL THE GOYIM BUY THE JERSEY
PUT YOUR LIFE SAVINGS ON EKLUND TO CANUCKS
E Z MONEY
What are those scribbles on her arm, roman numerals?
>>149456616Thats okay, Gudbranson is piping her every night in compensation.
>>149456598Fucking enough with dead Johnny, itโs the year of dead mommies
I remember when she was in Calgary she said
>its crazy that people walk outside in such a cold climate
lol
>widow nervously trying to give a genuine thank you
>YEAH THIS WOULD BE A GREAT TIME TO SCREAM SOMETHING OUT THAT NO ONE WILL UNDERSTAND
>>149456621Boston's got like 100 years from the Harry Agganis death
>>149456642thought it was in memory some date and prob Johns name
More like Tranny Hockey, reminder Johnny faked his own death and now living as a troon
>>149456600I was already a wizard!
>>149456651They need to stop dragging her out
>>149456620as if there's a kucherov and vasilevsky available in every draft. sergachev was a trade for drouin, whom steve drafted
GREAT PICK
AND THE ONLY TEAM CLASSY ENOUGH TO CONGRATULATE THE PANTHERS