Thread 149456683

Quality Draft Edition

/hoc/vious: >>149455103

my nuckies

MORE SWEDISH TWINKS FOR THE TWINK ARMY

Why do retards keep trying to meme this into existence?

My Nuckies better not take a euro.

>>149456669
I refuse to believe that

She is gorgeous. The smile after she announced Jackson Smith...can't even imagine having that much power.

>>149456717
because habs fans have low IQ

FLAMES ARE T H R E E ( 3 ) PICKS AWAY

>>149456683 (OP)
KWAB

Gary will stop discussing Johnny at the end of the year

/playoffsbound/

Think we can all agree that Chicago came out best. Schaefer is decent - Misa is gonna be a total bust. Frondell is gonna wreak havoc in that shit division. Screencap this.

>>149456717
well that confirms he's gone before training camp opens

>>149456740
After my islanders third pick

>>149456737
im a habs fans, can confirm

>>149456742
this entire event is so poorly organized

>>149456683 (OP)
Iron that back on Gary!

how long until our team picks?

Why aren't you guys watching Smackdown right now?

>>149456737
And avs

who is hte high powered lesbian in the 'nuck draft room?

>>149456751
Retard

>>149456765
slopdown was cancelled

>>149456754
neat. I wish Burlington could try to host it

>>149456762
kitties don't pick until next year

>>149456751
Hes going to get bussy crushed when he has to face men and not swedes

>>149456765
Because CM Punk is a fag

>>149456689
https://youtu.be/z_TkT7H_TxE?si=Gh9B400kyiGRyBb4&t=164

>>149456765
>he didnt watch it live hours ago
retard

>>149456773
Cammi Granato or Emilie Castonguay

>>149456781
the saudis have forced him to be straight or something I think

>>149456755
I a dogshit draft class lmao

>>149456775
Hernandez? I'm not wrong? Keep it in English, yo no habla

>>149456780
Retard

Literally who

Wrestlefags OUT

I have to watch this shit until the end now that my penguins have the 31st pick ):

>>149456683 (OP)
>martone
does he play the mamba

those coke bottle glasses

KITTIES MENTIONED!

>bring out the swedest swede of all time
>don't draft eklund
holy kek

is this gonna speed up after the 16th pick

>>149456786
A B S O L U T E L Y

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>>149456717
so crosby is never making playoffs again?

>>149456639
>>149456639
>>149456639

I'M RUINED

>Not a eurofraud
nuck bros we are so back

Any dead mothers left on the board?

another center fag

dont like that john tavares took such a big discount. players are lucky to have 15 years to make money, they need to sign for as much as possible. The pressure on players like john to take a discount is crazy, I would have walked and signed on some bum team for 8 and made double. imagine making 16M less because you care about fans...stupid.

>meghan's best available
>eklund still falling
lmao jen even

>>149456832
That's a man aint't it?

>>149456824
Who is that?

GREAT PICK
AND THE ONLY TEAM CLASSY ENOUGH TO CONGRATULATE THE PANTHERS

>>149456832
tummy

This is an embarrassing look for the NHL. Having management on screen talking to their players. Having a marginal pro wrestler make the no 1 pick for San Jose. Please don’t do this again, NHL.

>welcome back to the right side of the border

fuck this guy and this team!

>>149456861
>gets fucking bood
lmao

>>149456851
Wait there's ladyboys in Vancouver?

AMERICANS BEEEEEEEEEELOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>149456856
I got this and it also made me sad =(

Jian Yang

>>149456861
the vegas cube was so cool

He may have mentioned the border, but I think he got away with it

>>149456861
she's better than becky

Eklund theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

>>149456839
Ftg

>>149456839
He is already rich. Maybe he wants a cup. Better chance of doing that with the Leafs than some bum team. Also all his family might be comfortable here and not want to move

>>149456839
his life long dream was to play for the leafs and he was their captain for a while. the discount was for himself so they can competitive to win. people who make small contracts need to maximize their income. He's made over 100 million in salary and had a bunch of endorsements being the captain of the leafs. He doesn't need more money.

reminder

>>149456891
>Maybe he wants a cup.
why did he sign with the leafs then

>>149456861
Montreal should've just hosted the draft again, the crowd is literally dead in LA.

>>149456894
How is that Calgary Flames related?

>>149456891
>Better chance of doing that with the Leafs than some bum team.
Heh

>>149456894
No one cares about what happened in some mickey mouse tournament bro.

These dudes who fall in the draft just got to use it like Shane "Price is Wrong" Wright: as incentive to get out of the AHL

Who does my Minnesota Wild draft tonight?

TRADE BUTTON PRESSED

ummm... gary we already knew this trade....

>>149456880
MacKinnon knows his boyfriend

>>149456917
Thats what team usa got lol

>random groid
what did he mean by this

>>149456933
Gary is a performer at heart

>>149456947
and cucknadia got a "hey, we won gary's new exhibition game" "trophy". Big whoop. 1993.

Why does (((espn))) ALWAYS put one of their ((("white"))) woman talking heads next to their black dude?

>>149456891
lol LMAO

retard

>not booing gary
Are you FUCKING kidding me?

they should trade emil heineman again

does this guy do anything but show up at the draft for the islanders anymore?

>>149457006
bud raped you kwarb

I am not watching Shannon's stream

ONE PICK AWAY

Might become a Hawks fan. They got the best pick of this shit draft by far

HOME OF CHAMPIONSHIP HOCKEY

Who's got prettier lips Viktor or Ailish??

two more games

two more hours

>Gary gets publicly flamed by New York for cancelling the All Star game
>Islels coincidently receive the first overall pick the next day
>Day of the draft a highly touted European draftee mysteriously plummets like 9 spots to end up on the Islels

let's not pretend he doesn't have really kissable lips

>>149457068
enjoy your shitty swede bud

>>149457066
capitalist moment

based big dick dad power not losing to his sons

Tom Green is going to announce the Sens pick

>>149457068
With swedes you weed

Sweden sounds like a fun place to grow up. I wish I grew up there.

>>149457068
Stop noticing things

You can't teach size

N

>>149457106
nah, you'd be bald by 25 and have no social skills

Uh oh...

FLAMES ARE ON THE CLOCK

Isles got themselves a Kang!

>>149457120
Can you teach Finnish?

Did I accidentally just turn on the NBA draft instead?

>>149457106
<3

>>149457068
Only 4 spots according to espn projections

We got blacks!

>>149457142
Spudro spädre spera spora :DDDD

the pimp suit just werx

>>149457157
We already have FailClaire and Isaiah George

Oh shit he's from up the road

their islanders drafted a nigger

Fat Phil would have loved this

I'm really glad I got to watch the draft with you today, /hoc/

>the islanders have had a bit of a “vanilla” history
>this guy is anything but that

I'm getting drafted next

Trent Klatt

>>149457195
Likewise fren. It's way more fun with /hoc/

>>149456976
not if you speak frenche :^)

pretty much

>>149457190
Nice!

>>149457190
so wait, when will they be evaluated then? How about penis inspections?

isles took a mutt
kwab

>>149457179
Sad

>>149457207
>TRADE ALERT
>Gary caught off guard, anon gets drafted instead.
I want to believe...

>>149457215
the Bruins had one of those: Senyshen, Zboril, Debrusk. Altered the franchise.

#budlost

The Flames won the draft. Amazing pick

Wish we got Hagens but I love all 3 guys we drafted. I think the isles had a successful day. All of a sudden between Eiserman, Ritchie, Schaefer, Eklund, and Aitcheson, we have a legit prospect pool

>>149457213
they all suck black dick at the commercial breaks though.

trust the Flames scouts to make the right pick.

*sees Sam Honzek picked around this number*


.....I.....trust....the Flames.....scouts.....ugh.

draft a finn for win

L A N N Y

oh no, ride the koby kopter

>>149457271
>we
>we
>we
kwab

>>149457283
They brought lanny out flames just officially won the draft

just noticed the N in THE PICK IS IN is torn in the frame they pause at

>>149457283
face of the franchise

Very classy flames.

Flames just picked a centre yep they won

Damn everybody seems to have cancer these days…

all i'm getting out of this is if your kid plays hockey, you're going to get cancer and die immediately

R E S C H N Y
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suppose they pronounce the kid's name wrong. is it like wheel of fortune: too bad nigga you lose?

>>149457300
You're right, hahaha.

FLAMES WIN THE DRAFT FLAMES WIN THE DRAFT FLAMES WIN THE DRAFT FLAMES WIN THE DRAFT FLAMES WIN THE DRAFT FLAMES WIN THE DRAFT

>>149457330
or their Mom's dead

>>149457330
it's the

when the sluts on the stage are taller than the player drafted im already sceptical

>>149457337
He’s a keeper flames won

Redpill me on JACKSON SMITH of PENN STATE UNIVERSITY and my COLUMBUS BLUEJACKETS

remember when Buffalo selected that japanese guy that didn't exit? that was pretty based

OY VEY

>>149457344
Our future Stanley Cup Champions in Florida

>>149457355
>>149457330
It's (((espn))), they do the same for the NFL draft. They even talked up how one player's dad being in prison was a motivation for him to be a good little boy and play hard.

>>149457381
Wow he looks elite flames won

FINALLY DRAFTED A CENTER HOLY SHIT

CONNY YOU DID IT

YOU FINALLY DID IT

>>149457407
>on a sled

>>149457381
>hates the jews
>has enormous fucking jew nose

:) flamers got jammied ahaha

Flames are winning the cup

Reschny is going to be amazing. An absolute beast of a player. I’m talking “transforms into a literal were-animal during the full moon, so get him into a kennel now!” type of player. He’ll eat your face for breakfast and still want pancakes. Like, a big stack of pancakes. Maybe 20 or so. (Incidentally, International Pancake Day fell on March 4 this year. It is always on the Tuesday before Ash Wednesday, which is the start of Lent. So pancake day had weird religious connotations at one point. I suppose the upside is that pancakes were never considered sinful. Or maybe they just weren’t sinful right before Lent? I don’t know. I’m not a religious historian or anything. But in modern times, I would like to believe that Pancake Day is a more secular holiday. It should really be about enjoying pancakes with family and friends, not about indoctrination or penance for my many, many sins. Also, I came here to discuss the draft, not talk about pancakes. I would appreciate if we can get this thread back on track.)

All along I was hoping this guy would drop to us. I was kind of hoping we’d draft Jim Pancake, but I am not sure he was even projected to go in the first round. Maybe a third round surprise? I’m not even convinced Jim Pancake is even a real player. But if you surprised me with pancakes, I definitely would not complain. (Hint, hint)

I would have predicted the Flames making exactly this pick, but I would have come off as arrogant since I’m always right. This is a “can’t miss” pick though. You have my 100% guarantee on that.

I have to go, though. I have a big breakfast planned for tomorrow.

>>149457280
woo look at him go

>>149457413
to bad he didn't draft either side

>only one college selection so far
>so much O and W league

>female comedian
oh i am laffin

Cringe

>>149457463
hey guys...my VAGINA smells bad huehuehuehuehue

>>149457463
>jew comedian

Now just another 4 hours until pick 32

>>149457493
Sad

no one like this teams

Who won the draft?

Literally who?

>>149457533
Sharks

>>149457493
can't wait for the canes pick to come around just for tulsky to trade it for a 2nd and 3rd

>>149457533
Islanders and Islanders

>>149457533
Flyers.

>>149457533
Flames and Islanders

>>149457533
Flames easily

>>149457533
Gary Belt

>>149457409
JEN

>>149457533
gary and espn

>>149457533
leafs

So did Sportsnet really hire some Kenzie Lalonde looking bitch?

lets be honest, like 2 of these players will make it to the nhl

Flames drafted an oilers fan

>>149457409
what a bunch of fucking freaks

>>149457106
I wish I could live in europe

>>149457583
Retard

>>149457591
No, you don't.

>>149457190
lehner would have loved this as well

where are the trades?

>>149457237
fug

>>149457584
Its revenge for Dylan Holloway

>>149457611
That all happens before the draft now. The internet and texting has sped up the process greatly now that teams don't have to be in the same building to communicate.

>>149457611
Did you miss the red button goy

>>149457611
you are getting traded to /cric/ right now

>>149457279
where are all the elite finnish zoomers?

>>149457215
>(((pollock))) talking up a failing jew york franchise in a league run by a jew

>>149457220
coaches and staff will continue to inspect their players and prospects regularly

if i got traded to /cric/ i simply wouldn't report

>>149457665
why is that young lad jumping out a window after a volcano eruption?

Is disneyland fun?

>>149457664
For prostate cancer.

>>149457675
>>149457677

>>149457652
someone needs a break from /pol/
yikes

>>149457675
for pedophiles, it's a dream come true.

>>149457677
how kind of them

My penguins draft next

>>149457675
not really. it's packed to the gills, extremely expensive, and lines are hours long

First tendie picked from the heart Siberia.

RUSSIAN GOALTENDING

>>149457702
Only works in Florida

didnt bother to show up lmao

>>149457674
He got traded to /cric/

>signed until 2030
kek

>>149457672
That attitude is exactly why you got traded...
>here's a chance for you to reflect
>reflection is good...

>>149457688
>cucknadian defending (((them))) on 4chins unconditionally
yikes

>>149457717
he's trapped in russia. if he's allowed to leave, he won't join putin's army

sportsnet "expert" doesn't know what the vhl is

RUSSIA DRAFTED

>>149457749
Sad

>>149457672
I would escape to /fit/

proposal: more chicken thighs to my belly

swedes - 2
russians - 1
czechs - 1
americans - 1

>>149457760
Gary did all the fun gimmicks already, my tendies are cooking now.

>>149457760
accepted :D

TRADE

Gary looking tired from all the walking, barely had any energy to muster an enthusiastic trade button press

TRADE ALERT

>>149457749
Resting conscript face

>>149457806
he's in his 70s. he should have been in bed 3 hours ago

>>149457806
he really should have delegated this task to the interns

100 garypoints to the post who guesses nashvilles pick

TRADE ALERT
IT'S HAPPENING

Floridas first round pick for this draft already got them 2 cups

I like the way the dog doesn't even care

>>149457836
lynden lakovic

>>149457779
it's got character

what a cool beard

literally who

>george kittle
How random

>>149457890
he's also an E-God

Oh now my penguins are on the clock

>Height 183 cm / 6'0"
>Weight 79 kg / 174 lbs
>big

July 1st finna be lit I tell you what.

>>149457533
Flames by a long shot

>>149457916
Fire Trotz

>>149457926
50% of the year will be over

'USK!!!!!!!!

Gary is holding that boy close

>>149457916
he'll be close to 195 after eating some of Gary's special dinners

>Dubas drafted a monkey
Why
Why
Why
Why
Why

Good Quebec boy Bill Zonnon got drafted :)

>DJ playing Free Fallin
cruel

thats a nigger :DDD

>Calgary finishes off the first round
I hope they pick the Chinese kid to pair with the Korean/Filipino defenseman they drafted last year

the NBA Draft turned back on again spontaneously! That's weird.

picked a PK Suban simp, grim.

At least he didn't get into hockey watching PK Subban play for the Nashville Predators

>>149457979
bagels and lox?

Lol were those really his best highlights?

>>149458001
is the nhl in a new era of chinese dominance?

>31 ranked North American skater
It’s over for my penguins

>>149458001
End off with a Jason Robertson for Rasmus Andersson trade and call it a day

>for young boys uh like you
Jesus christ

>>149458000
he got drafted before a single finn :DDDD

i have zero chl highlights

Grim

>>149458050
lewd

Why did Dubas pick George Floyd?

>>149458053
I don't have an elite prospects page

Freddie Got Fingered is severely underrated

my Habs :)

Why did Tom Green include his dog?

>>149458000
FIFA could never be this based.

bust

>long time fan

couldnt even pronounce the name of the team

>>149458119
puppers are based

>>149458119
yjk

Damn Tom's eye bags, lmfao.

>>149458119
his dog is named Blue

>>149458130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV7aOnX7XeE

>>149458147
being a clown for the jew drains your soul

knights

Thinking about Wang (cock not the prospect)

Overcooked my steak watching celebrities I haven't heard of draft hockey players who may not exist

Internet is broken in ottawa as well, grim...

>gary getting aggro at the crowd
KEK

that absolute unit in the Kings' war room

TRADE ALERT

WHO?
H
O
?

kek this crowd going crazy

Gary is such a predictive programming kike. He had to set up that big red nuke button for trades like a real jew right now

FLAMES ARE EIGHT (8) PICKS AWAY

>>149457215
Wait till they also trade for Hagens

HIGH ENERGY

>>149458136
agreed

>>149458156
>Brady
>Sanderson
>Pinto

they love their americans

not sure why he was so mad, maybe he forgot he'll get to see the 31st pick tonight

>get invited to announce a pick
>announce a shitty, soul destroying trade instead

>>149458255
He ate their draft pick.

>>149458271
true enough

>>149458232
I'll send in my resume tomorrow morning

>>149458247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPBEWKdzII8
this one was kino

>>149458255
he must be the strength and conditioning coach

>>149458291
I wish they still showed tweets

>>149458272
probably annoyed he waited 2 hours for them to pick just to trade it an hour later

Alex looks like he's been touched by gary

GARY KEKED THEM HARD
>hold draft in LA
>1st pick is traded
Well played.

every jewish man's dream

>>149458326
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>149458304
he resembles the average gym teacher

>>149458326
>nuclear bomb symbology
right after the red button gets pushed

Child labor laws, uh oh Gary nervous much?

Huomenta but the opposite

>>149458342
>heterochromia

letang is getting alot of action tonight

>>149458382
Night, snookums

>>149458380
labor laws have never stopped gary or his interns

>dad played for soilers
Unfortunate...

>>149458414
one win away from a cup...

I can't stop farting

>>149458380
they love flaunting their crimes
its just a joke goyim

lawson crouse mentioned

>favorite food is pizza
Excellent analysis ESPN.

>>149458438
Are you even trying?

>>149458342
Horcoff was super underrated. He was a legit number 1 C before he fucked up his shoulder.

>>149458193
That's hockey baby

>>149458436
Oh! So close yet.. so far

pongs will be a bottom 5 team in the league like next 5 years, no?

>>149458471
kwab

Mom is bogged.

>>149458500
We only care about dead moms here

Oooh that's a good bust name

nesty

>>149458479
Yup. Pongs and ruins have no chance of being decent for a while

>>149458517
the bogs are dead

smaht scouting bros both our #7 and #8 ranked guys still haven't been selected...

A different Gary is retiring, hold your applause.

>bring the stanley cup back
>back

Who'll have the better career, Iggy Jr or Horcoff Jr?

/hoc/ fell asleep i guess

>>149458698
your forgiven

RANDY PICK SOON

Good job Caps, steal of the draft.

tjdtx

league going to be a tall league soon

>lakovich
>biggest knock against him is lack of physicality
>nhl role model: jack hughes

>big soft balkanoid

No thanks

>>149458726
spoiler: they trade back

>>149458753
BUSINESS IDEA:

Combined NHL and NBA All-Star Week, along with a combined hockey game and combined ape'oop match

have any Latvians been taken yet?

>>149458792
just one Rooskie

Why did my penguins draft up

canes have a race car driver guy to make the trade / press the button :)

>french name
>born in finland
>swedish nationality
>plays in ncaa
grim

finland mentioned

>>149458698
It’s getting late, Pekka

Wholesome

>Finn Announced

All we need is a Latvian, and the circle will be complete

>>149458869
we are so back in 5 years sharksbros

I got josef boumedienne mixed up with alain nasreddine. I think I'll forgive myself for that one

>>149458944
He should have rushed the stage and hit that red button.

do canes take a midget winger, russian forward, or trade backwards

Gary, end this fucking farce immediately, some of us have Temple in the morning

Sam Bennett 8 year extension.

please god is there anyone from my 67s on the draft list

YUUUGE hurricanes fan :)

>>149459000
>Tempe
That's what they call Synagogues now?

Gary working his magic to earn extra shekels from more commercial breaks. Absolute genius.

my cansies avoiding the year of busts

trade down to get more russian tatars with sad eyes that's just analytics

Whoever suggested the "decentralized draft" should be put to death, this shit sucks

>>149458944
just what they needed, another defenseman

>>149459056
>analytically drafts u

GARY I AM TIRED
PUSH THAT BUTTON NOW

TRADES

Why

GIGA athlete Mason West

>>149459057
It should be easier to make trades when teams management are in their home offices

I turned it off at 930 to play video games and put on 1993 king of the ring on my other monitor. Poor saps.

Lazy bitch

big dudes rule

Mason West is going to play Michigan State ice hockey, and if that's not the case, then I'd like to know more

>>149459092
muh big man down the middle

>>149459092
this draft was out of real players since hagens

>Mason West, 6'7"
taaaaaaaaal first draft

>>149459146
Hagens isn’t a real player

Bailry is back

sharks draft a goalie

>>149459092
Big, young birthday, might not have taken hockey as seriously as other kids, played well in a tiny sample of USHL games. Not a surprise imo

>canadian goaltending
>in the first round

it's almost over... if anyone is still here with me...

>>149459189
why

THE UNIT IS BACK

>>149459232
because giorgiev sucks ass and askarov cant do everything himself

>>149459230
I am but getting awfully sleepy

K N I G H T S
N
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>>149459245
mike grier told georgiev he wasn't coming back within two minutes of the last game of the season ending

D

this dude looks 20 years old

and now Calgary picks Mr Irrelevant

FLAMES ARE PICKING

I look like that and I have that mustache

Lanny sounds like an old cowboy gunslinger or drunk cattle hustler

see you in four years

>Arizona State

miss Mullen Arena, frankly

smaht scouting had him as the 7th best player :)

I bought his mom's rookie card!

Who were all the "celebrities"?

P O T T E R
O
T
T
E
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YES

ANOTHER CENTER

>>149459376
Retards

it's finally over

>>149459410
Just like my islanders

>>149459410
we made it :')

>>
>we made it :')
[]

MY BROONSIES SCORE BIG

somebody give me a recap in point-form notation

what the helly the ducks got the next malkin(source: this picture) with the #10 pick???

>>149459445
Flames are twinkmaxing

>>149459445
we are all fools

kwab

>>149459473
Sad

>>149459473
Goalies who leave the Avs are weak minded, minus Varlamov. Georgiev and Grubauer mindfucked.

Any Rempe prospects for tomorrow?

>>149459473
lmao

I guess we can recycle this: >>149456695

>>149457132
>Colt is wearing a red sweater
>Team basically wears copycats of the Otters