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Power Slap 13: DUMPLING vs DA HAWAIIAN HITMAN
https://youtu.be/yGsSKeteVCs
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>>149456769 (OP)
Brazza I stand no chance in dis stuff da hawaiin hitman is too crazy brazza

This is retarded

I have a great idea of a successor to Power Slap.

You take two guys and have them run at each other at full speed with no pads or helmet until someone quits or can't continue

>>149456820
would be based if they both had big fat beer bellys

LET'S GO GRIPTONIAN

CLUBBING

>slap-slap-slap
Da crazy hawaiin to the da Hawaiian hitman

GODDAMN

This is pure KINO

FLINCH

this shitter jabs the slap rather than hook

Simonds finna sleep

gimme a play by play boys one of my monitors has shut off and I cant miss my slapping

>>149456958
nvm it was a hook

HOLY SHIT HE'S RETARDED

SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

sleeeemed

knocked the snot out of his nose lol

SLEEMED HIS BOOGIES OUT NAHHHHHHHHH

SLEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMM snotty

closing your eyes is so retarded because you cant time you slight flinch

brazza dis guy iz a stud

BASED HE HULKED UP

SUPERMAN

post some fucking sleems you cazzies

Damn this guy do IT? The sleeming nerds.

>>149457043
my favorite

>>149457058
what the shit

>>149457056
based ryan hall enthusiast

>>149457056
sleema bathory is a peaches delight b

Michael Michelle Brown my wife

GIRL FIGHT TIME

>>149457093
Quite a pawg milf

>Ellie "Belly" Dumpster
Nice

I'd dump on Elle's belly

>>149457092
She looks like someone who could be on facial abuse, but thes a bit cuter

What is a cute girl from Kitchener doing on sleem?

>>149457043
slap the fucking face off this bitch
KITCHENER CHADS STANDUP

what the hell they have conventionally attractive grills now? sleem changed man

Bro this bitch is hot as fuxk why is she powerslapping? where can I save her?

MIKAELCHADS. STAND UP

>another hot slud
fuck this gay shit

onlyfans contender series

bro they're both hot???? Dana spotted a gold mine if they he can get hot bitches to slap each other, my dick is already hard

Slapslags > WMMA

>>149457204
I like when she doinked her head

>>149457192
kitchener bro!!! who woulda thought?

>the sleemstress is prettier and more charismatic than the ring girls
kek imagine being a ring grill

Her eyelashes gonna blow off

>>149457226
Seething

oof stiff slap

Nice thigh jiggle on the replay

Lmfao wtf was that oh nahh

pffft garbage slap Canadas got this shit

CHEATING CLUBBING BITCH

>Jason HER ZOG
look into it

She's hot but she's not a slapper.

I've been helping train my wife for Power Slap

hot

>>149457226
either one of them could be ring girls they should call them out individually after they win

She got no gas

dumb SLUT

sloots can't aim, they get aimed at

the red head girl has never even heard of this sport before this

Basedson Herzog has seen enough

>>149457327
she was on the last card or the one before and won

Fucking zog

leafs stay winning at this sleem shit

>>149457327
she faced Paige van Zandt in her last match

they're literally better looking than all the UFC girls too I'm actually soi ing out, Dana did it

Slapping a Canadian woman in the mouth is like a friendly hello

>>149457314
Damn straight up palm strikes are legal?

DES ROCS!

>"sweepstakes" with promo codes
>crypto shit in the corner
>Draft Kings odds
I dont think this slurper sport is for me

>>149457363
We prefer the Shawinigan Handshake around these parts

Brice Jones looks like he fucks up a pulled pork and a Miller high life

Bacon double Hamdy burger should be powerslapping instead of having shit fights at heavyweight in the ufc, he's built for this.

bah gawd thats edge musoc

never learn forwards or backwards
lean left or right where the guys will catch you
powerslap solved

>>149457449
>hates gamba
you need to get off that losers mindset. i fucking love gamba because it feels so good when i win, bitch
*sleems you*

I gotta win those Tops ufc booster boxes bros...please

is the move to keep a stiff neck or limp neck?

>>149456769 (OP)
Do people watch this shit

>>149457528
Gotta stay bricked or have no neck

>>149457534
Yes

>>149457539
That was before he was crazy

SLEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMM

EARLY STOPPAGE

Yt boi had no heart vs Swarthdaddy

bad call brazza black ref is racist

Early stoppage

>>149457566
Damn imagine getting SLEEMED by a tranny

This shit shouldn't have DQs

>>149457576
brazza no chance referee screwed over big time

Nigga used the Boston Salmon method of winning

bad call the fuck

brazza he cheated I talk to Dana get dis overturned
I need that white brazza cock rn

Holly yum

Why was that a DQ

>>149457624
Won the Im a Victim :( Award

bro these pornstars aren't getting insane injections in their cheekbones why do Hollywood whores?

>>149457657
Buddy keep this discussion on topic please I wanna discuss sleems not whores for once

>>149457653
victim brazza? my bamhole is victim

>>149457668
what about sleem whores tho? 57$ and holly Madison does sleem rn.

Look at this disgusting knuckle dragging smooth brain Neanderthal subhuman freak.

THE IRON CHIN

Hell yeah???

Oh shit double birds to the crowd this dude has got aura

My boy Sleeman sleems this ogre mf

Siekmann is going to die

I haven’t watched this shit in line two years since it was a reality show or something

What happened to Hintz?

A mAORI BOY

>>149457748
Went full MtF

>>149457751
another one?????????????

>>149457741
The Hawaiian cannot break iron chin bradda

>>149457741
HE USED TO POST HERE

FLINCHED AND HEEMED

OHHHHHHH!!!!

THE IRON DOME IS FAILING

>>149457782
Lean the sleem no escape can you step to this

thems the rules bitch

>>149457782
nvm he leaned away

SLEEEEEEEM

His eyes kek

BS STOPPAGE AGAIN BRAZZA

HHAHAHAHAHA HE GOT SLEEMED AGAIN FOR FLINCHING!!!

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!

Damn that's an athletic pineapple nigga

>>149457811
needed bourgyours

They should add cartoon sounds to the replay

imagine opening up a sleem gym and your kids can be one of a handful of 2nd gen sleem trainers

WIGGER DOWN

wow Maori boys sending a message

Holyshit its Piper

Piper got a new nose

KNEEL

hehe

>>149457871
Avra

THE CHAMP IS HERE!!

>>149457871
He kinda looks like action bronson now.

cute

>>149457912
Who are these people?

>>149457871
bald brazzas are numbar one in my books

>>149457921
that's dig-niggle and little swampbat

This fight is a banger, and I know bangers

No love

Trust me I know bangers, and this is a banger.

Wheres the stream boys?

>>149457961
https://youtu.be/yGsSKeteVCs

Ko Chris let's go

>>149457964
why don't they advertise this as free?

numbar 1 crazy redneck Christopher Thomas huge hawlg on dis brazza cant wait to see

Walking out to Lose It by Eminem is insane mode

>>149457966
They do?

>>149457965
I have the same type of tats Chris does, I dont know what that says of me.

Chris Thomas is in the no cussing club now

Sucrose Shawn at home

Liver King would kill all these pretenders

>>149458008
Isnt he dying now?

>>149458008
Liver King is shorter than Tracy Cortez

>>149457871
I thought that was Brian Daboll

>>149458017
kek what a loser he is

does that black troon still sleem?
and my boy azael?

NO LOOOVEE

FLINCH

damn that was like a whip

Chris Thomas has that inbred durability

I thought this shit died like 3 years ago after the first big event bombed lol sleem kino is an unexpected treat for the end of the week

ate that candy

This shit is so gay. I only used to pretend to like it because a lot of nerds were so against it.

Heem wristy

What happened to KO he fucking sucks now?

when Im drunk as funk I karate chop my metal fence, little to my knowing I've grown my sleem durability up

>>149458107
His bacon bussy got turned into pulled pork

He quit so he didn't have to get slapped again. You really can't blaming him for not taking the retard show seriously though.

>>149458015
Stronger than ever. High liver diet!!!
>>149458016
Taller than the haters b

At least you're not watching PFL

>>149458123
OHHHHHHHH brazza don't talk about bacon I get excited

Would u lick Charlies asshole?

>>149458146
yes, yes yes, yes yes, yes. I tried already.

switch hands you goofie

>>149457771
>Flipped image
>Same 3 mole alignment on forehead (under pimple) side of eye, below the mouth
wtf?

>missed Mikael-Michelle Brown
Why even live?

ALL THE TOP CHUDS THEO COLBY MAXX

>>149458146
>>149458166
oh sorry brazza I thought you said Charles, the bacon post got me quiverin'

>lightning but no thunder or rain
what did mother nature mean by this?

The Inbred king Blackburn had arrived and is ready to kill.

>>149458107
Stopped with the meth

Liver king sounds cte by diet lol

Dakota McGregor

>>149458184
Good man

>>149458233
dis Blackburn guy oowwee brazza

first time watching slap. what do i need to know?

>>149458273
just watch the carnage and try not to think too much about what or why you are watching it.

>>149458263
hey he's mine brazza

>>149458273
Nothing. Just watch people get sleemed.

>>149458263
alhummdallalla

Colby Covington is live in attendance!!

>>149458273
Slap go brrr

o shit my nigga azael

That is a slampig and a half

This fight is a banger, and trust me I know bangers

bangers and mash and slapfest

White boy aura

>>149458351
Thats wassup

Palms up for our INBRED KING

Kek godsmack tho

16-1

This the kind of White boy you meet at the bar smoking Marlboro golds and drinking whiskey

Unbeaten???? Id beat this stud brazzas cock off in seconds

>>149458388
I wonder if I could pull off this look

>>149458405
Shiek Anonabdual AlHassan

kek this commentary is the biggest gaslight i have ever heard lol

This ‘life changing money for being a power slap champ’ is a work, right? There is no way these guys are making that much or have any drawing power.

>>149458425
Shiek Sneed (Formerly Sultan)

>>149458433
It will be used as evidence in the inevitable lawsuit in like 5 years

>>149458404
3 years slapping and forget brazza

>>149458437
you underestimate how little they were making before sleem

Sleem

Sign up for 2-3 yeah payment plan and forget brazza, free bike brazza

>>149458467
don't post my folder brazza

I’d go on 69 just for the memes

>>149458437
bros...they also get respect and purpose....its even better than joining the military, which you should do, and everyone here!!!

>>149458467
Now this is what Im fucking talking about!!

WOOOOOOOOOO lets go inbred warriors stand up

Eye rake

>>149458515
This is unironically a better choice than the military for most people

>>149458503
My name is Dakota Cochrane McGregor

Two slaps?!?!?!?!?!?!?

HE STROKED HIS COCK!!!

Blackburn is LOCKED in!!

ARGH THE INBRED BEAST HAS A CHIN OF ADAMANTIUM

He gonna look like a grape tomorrow

>>149458503
Holy grimola

OH MY GAAAD

AZAEL IS GETTING WOBBLED

You literally can't knock retards out

RODRIGUEZS LAST CHANCE

>>149458503
Not bad i could use 30k right now.

>>149458503
I make more than that smoking weed and posting on heem every check

OHHHHHHHH!!!

I thought this shit lasted 1 slap lol

LFG INBRED BEASTS

HEEEM
HEEEM


SLEEEMED

GOOD NIGHT

noooooo my boy

Waaaaaay way way better >>149458624

That crowd...we're back in the tapout era...

Honestly Blackburn is a bit of a beast

TABLE HEADBUTTY

Let's fucking go Dana was right

TRUMPS MAERICA!!!

>>149458638
Fuck yes

glorious brazza blackburn

Azael will be retarded enough to win a sleem belt.

look at that cheap plastic made in china belt

Do girls like this interviewer smell irl?

Blackbeast eats a slap like candy

>>149458678
Charly smells like erotic vagina smell and lavender

>>149458678
yeah like slightly too much expensive perfume (i imagine)

>>149458674
Wait until you see the UFC bjj belt

Blackburn vs Da Crazy Hawaiin is in da works

Based Zoomers

Who are those faggots?

>>149458715
Terrance Crawford and his family

Dana where are the seat fillers? Terrence Crawford is here shits empty.

>>149458725
Oh for real?

>>149458720
Isn't that Kendrick Lamar??

>>149458720
>I'M PRETTY IN MY OWN BODY

Terrence Crawford vs Anthony Blackburn for the Inbred crown

>>149458720
Pabg. Milfs

>>149458720
Whos the sheboon?

>>149458758
His wife

>>149458764
Imagine the sons

WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SPONSORS ON MY SLAP PODIUM??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Niggas is poor

A real wolverine????

>>149458769
Sadly he has a daughter

>>149458772
Because Slap is a cash cow and the companies know it.

DID HINTZ AND ROMERO HAVE A TRILOGY/???

I really like it when they headbutt the table. That's why I watch.

isnt this nigga a spaceship mechanic?

>>149458783
Appalling.

>>149458788
THE PODIUM ROSE FROM THE GROUND LIKE JESUS F'N CHRIST ON THE 7TH DAY

>>149456820
Kiwibros are way ahead of you
>RUN IT STRAIGHT
https://youtu.be/BoYKENQhnxA?si=WTGu6zs6imNQXQnP

What a walkout

>>149458814
Factual statement.

>>149458803
I thought you were making a joke because of the walkout song

drives 2 hours to work a day, fuck that

He benches 420lbs but I benched 40lbs 100 times you do the math bappa

OHHHHHHHHH SHIT THIS WHITE BOY GOT SWAG

CRANK DAT

>>149458847
White bacon boys love it and are HECKIN SCARED of city life

>>149458871
Factual post

>>149458871
i live in the woods and drive like 10 mins to work

I've got Wolverine's hairline

These guys are both younger than me but look 15 years older

rivero looks like he's going to cry

>>149458871
I love white boys and have ity lfe brazza

>>149458985
soft cunt

he got a headache

What a stupid "sport"

boo

Why would he continue after gaining the win through foul??

He big mad

Dude name is Beta

daner not buying it

CHERYL HINES AND SOME CANDY

How much money does he lose making this event?

THE DUMPLING EXPRESS

Some top notch slags behind Aspinall

>>149459191
i want to power slap those tits

>>149459178
Around one hand of blackjack

kek these promos are hilarious

>>149459150
doesnt matter lol

>>149459191
That's his dad dude

>>149459191
HHNNNNNNG

>>149459191
>Interim champion
*spits*

>>149459191
brazza Tom come breed me

>>149459244
kek

>>149459254
>>149459266
samefag

the soize ah dat brow

>>149459275
I wish, that other brazza probably had a bwc if so invite me to slapcord brazza

This entrance song is kino

Porkbros let's go

Russian Parker Porter

Still thinking about the red head with shitty slaps earlier.. I could fix her cte lads

thunder and lignthing going on in my background rn

Just got 35 entries into the power slap new Orleans sweepstakes. This would be huge for my family

chael would heem both these fools
UNDEFEATED
UNDESPUTED
NEVER LOST A ROUND

Imagine having to feed both these big ass Hawaiian niggas I know they mom mad

>>149459303
Pokemon Let's Go To The Polls!

Not one fight above lightweight on the main card. This will be an absolutely stinker.

He ate that shit.

>>149459370
tinder....but slapfight

OHHHHHHHHH HE NOMNOMED

He ATE SHIT?!

insane babushka russian right there

>>149459400
just like my anime!

Why is Derek Brunson a catcher now?

>Cheapshot shitskins
no surprise

wow they finally called a foul after he did it three times in a row

clubber

Shitskins cannot be trusted to have an honorable contest

Does everyone just get assigned a coach? The guy in red has been in everyone’s corner

>>149459474
yea they are all current slappers too

>>149459474
yeah it's fucking stupid

holy fuck Hawaiian! dumpling is my new friend!

Blackburn sleems both of those bums

What the fuck are they even ‘scoring’?

do these doos really know power transfer mechanics or just wing it?

>>149459511
factual post indeed

>>149459522
It’s a work. They pretend theirs technique to get themselves over but in reality it’s just ‘fuck it I’m swinging hard’

this fat ass dumpling pisses me off with how slow he moves

WHATTTTTTTTTT

This card has been a bit of a shitshow

>>149459539
They train in a special multi millon dollar facility

>>149459573
>not dropped
end your pathetic 4chan career

charlie.charlie.charlie. that dress was insane her pussy must be tight as fuck ahhhhhhh yeah

kek dumpling disgusted by american slap standards and practices