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CIN: Elly De La Cruz went 2-for-4 with a run scored, a stolen base and an RBI against the Padres on Friday
PIT: Bryan Reynolds went 2-for-5 with a home run, a double, two runs scored, and three RBI in a 9-1 win over the Mets
MIN: Byron Buxton filled up the box score in Friday night’s 4-1 victory over the Tigers, going 1-for-4 with a solo homer, walk, two runs scored and a stolen base
NYY: Devin Williams tossed a scoreless ninth inning and picked up the save against the Athletics on Friday
STL: Alec Burleson went 2-for-4 with two runs scored, a double and a two-run home run against the Guardians on Friday
MIL: Nestor Cortes (elbow) will begin a minor league rehab assignment at Triple-A Nashville on Wednesday
BAL: Jordan Westburg was removed from Friday night’s contest against the Rays after aggravating his sprained left index finger
TEX: Cody Bradford underwent successful surgery on Wednesday to repair a UCL injury in his left elbow

based baker

It's over.

'stros

berds

Mets

John Rave is the worst player in the league, prove me wrong

‘toids getting scared kek

anglels

>>149458477
>>149458478
ain't it

what is your unfiltered opinion on umpires?

you have to stop flinching at pitches right down the middle fucking amateur

My Doggie Doos

dodgers

>>149458499
rape

>>149458499
They should all face the wall

IT GOT WORSE!

Yankletics.

>>149458508
ugly buck toothed hoe kek

>>149458486
>t. cried because someone made a your mom joke

>>149458506
based

>>149458502
I’m a stupid FAGGOT

>>149458506
>>149458508

>>149458499
I like them, I am okay with challenging B&S but that's where it has to stop. RoboUmps is a hard no for me, I enjoy human error.

wtf

>>149458499
No way I could do it

>>149458543
you have to go back

Red Sox no longer have franchise stars and will end up last place for the rest of the 2020s with only one playoff appearance. Absolutely unacceptable. If I had a monkey paw for one wish before the last finger curls, it would be that Boston and the fans deserve better attention, better ownership, better players, better manager and most importantly 19 more World Series championships to surpass the Yankees (who are forever staying at 27) until the 22nd century arrives. Entitlement doesn't make them successful. Enough is enough. Time to make a massive fucking change.

DYING
OUT

>>149458524
My Royals will attain that scoreline momentarily

>>149458506
cringe

Jays
>>149458456 (OP)
based Ernie OP

>>149458553
in time? before you lot came here; can't :(

>>149458542
forgot meme arrow, you are legally obligated to suck a man’s cock now

>>149458555
nobody readin all that

>>149458559
cringe :^)

>>149458568
it's june 2025, that's a compliment

>>149458555
You are so mad right now.

>>149458576
glad you agree :^)

c'mon India REDEEM
you're due!

>the doyers have less hits than royals
no...

>>149458566
>the office

>>149458576
Don’t reply to the astromiguel

>>149458599
wait until you find out I also enjoy BBT

>>149458604
sry I can't help it. we do this everyday.

>>149458593
Doyers redeemed the out

>>149458592
don't reply to doyerpaco

>>149458593
poo at the plate again

Wouldn’t be a cubs game without some blatant Umpball to finish it off.
Gg stros

>>149458596
Jetlag

>>149458606
*BBC

no...NO!!!

she cute!

>>149458626
not since IT Crowd was on it

Astro Doyers world series is the likely world series
Cubs Tigers is the world series we deserve

Final score in Houston
Umpires 7 - Cubs 4

Astros win!!
gg cubs
What a night for the kid Cam Smith. On base 4 times and hit a bomb onto the train tracks. Yainer did good too. See yal tomorrow

>>149458641
>35-46
wtf happened?

>>149458643
Astros dodgers would feed families

pages dinger incoming

>>149458641
What the hell does this dude's mom look like? Wasn't his dad like half a foot taller than bro?

GG

Obsessed astromiguel

So who will be sellers at the deadline? Braves?

>>149458670
I don't follow them much, but I'm pretty sure they need some pitchers, not belly itchers.

>>149458645
Lol I was just joking with my boyfriend that these umps had to be secret Astros fans. I’ll take it tho, no complaints!

Gg Cubs bros

>>149458642
did you watch inside no 9? do it desu.

this braves phillies game might not even count

>>149458686
>my boyfriend
faggot

dmo is useless
randy is useless
canzone got like one at bat because of lefty/right autism

I honestly don't care about what the rest of the 29 teams are doing. I just want all of them to lose every day.

Jomboy

Soriano pls

I THINK THE MARINERS SUCK!

>>149458707
Except for my Royals!

waaaa WAAAA! D;

>>149458700
get fucked seattle faggot

that walky muncy

Rangers! Rangers!

>>149458716
man you dont have to think about it, they just do

Reminder that anyone you see wearing a dodgers cap or jersey can and should be kidnapped off the streets and dumped below the southern border with no questions asked or answered

>>149458723
striking out a dodger is like winning the world series to flyovers

>>149458740
I'm white tho

Conforto should have pinch hit for Kike

>>149458741
What about it

>>149458487
in the outfield?

>>149458740
>shoshit ohtani to the wetback dimension
kek

>>149458754
That was a great play by the Royals tho

MY ROYALS CAN WIN!! ROYALS ROYALS ROYALS

>>149458741
sorry what was that? can't hear over the sound of my lips smackin

Get em out Doggies!

>tanner scott with a 1 run lead
how we feeling?

Brash could have got to second.

I really hope Cam Smith dies in a car accident.

>>149458694
don't reply to doyerpacos

>>149458781
pain

Rags finna walk it off

>>149458781
It's over.

>>149458786
You’re outta here! Banned for life!

>>149458781
unbothered

>>149458672
ICE raids every night to clear out the stadium

>>149458774
that's disgusting, give my ground donkey sopping diaper burrito any day

can Tanner really do it

Ohtani should be the closer

Tanner Scott has me buggin

>>149458786
rude.

>>149458807
closer to what?

Booby Shitt I’m begging

caught the corner

SIT THE FUCK DOWN FOR 17 IN A ROW

>>149458805
>>149458810
pedophiles

sit the FUCK down!

STRIIIIIIKE THREEEE

>>149458822
The game

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149458794
FUCK!

sit the FUCK down!

gidp incoming

>>149458844
cringe

dodgers got your back for a free jumbo jack

>>149458840
he's already in the game, how much closer can he get?

>>149458852
oh he's mad

scott is internally imploding

>Walked on 4 pitches
GGs Royals

Tanners gonna blow it

Stop rigging the game against my honest, humble, patriotic Royals

There were more Cubs fans than Astros fans at their game tonight

they have a pinch runner

all according to keikaku
salvy ground out double play incoming

>>149458872
dookie butts kek

dodgers are getting walked off. scott's been throwing a lot recently.

I've already won.

>>149458867
who won that game

DONOVAN SOLANO YOU BEAUTIFUL SONOFABITCH

b-based juiced oh my baka

LOAD EM' UP

Cmon Sal freakin Perez

HERE WE ARE

BASED DP
WE LOVE IT
gg royals

ROYALS ROYALS ROYALS ROYALS ROYALS

DOYERS WIN!

>>149458740
Mister President...

Freddie :)

came off the bag LOL

it's over

DOUBLE PLAY!

DODGERS WIN!

>>149458913
roylels...

walk the FUCK back to the dugout!

gg Doyals
see ya in a few hours

>>149458934
We can’t let Mexico win the World Series again this century

gg royals
see you tomorrow

Double play thank god

Wait what

Beautiful

‘toids>my anus
Now

Final Score:
Umpyers 5 - Royals 4

Another win for the gritty underdogs!

blah blah blah dodgers win blah blah blah
i'm bored

WE LOVE IT,
fantastic game Royals, cya tomorrow

>>149458951
gay Swede! How the hell are ya??

Why they keep losing?

GG ROYALS

>name is literally dog abuse in japanese
>name is literally distraction in english
>psyop began around the time of the betting allegations
classic

MY DOGGIES
THIS TROLLEY HAS NO BRAKES!!!

IT TAKES TWO

>>149458966
Dodgers won so I'm good

>>149458978
but you're a lifelong angels fan

unironically when do these doggie doos play a team that isn't below .500

Why do the doyerpacos try to post like cubspie?

>>149458982
hang the banner!

woo~ good game, royals

>>149458968
FAGGets LOL

>>149458989
Astros next weekend

jack jack jack, ohh my beautiful handsome boy
mommy still loves you

>>149458983
Don't remember ever saying that? I hated the Angels for being a dogshit organization in every sense of the word. I wanted Ohtani off the team no matter what.

>>149458978
But you’re not a dodgers fan? You just watch for Ohtani’s body.

Why

Oh Timmy. He just keeps losing

>>149458982
Easiest schedule

>>149459019
I root for the Dodgers. I want the Dodgers to win. I'm a Dodgers fan.

>>149459013
there's an entire archive to prove otherwise, kid

>>149459013
>he just admits to being bandwagoning casual
was this easier than telling the entire genny that you were gay?

>>149456556
>>149456587
hey oakland, is it ok if i watch the angel game here? i watched the dodger game offline just to make you happy

computer froze in the top of the 8th so I took the dog outside. I see we held on to win.

gg Roylies. see you tomorrow.

>>149458989
Look, I get that the poodres play like a sub-.500 team but we literally just played 7 games against them

>>149459040
>words you never uttered before the year of our lord 2024

>>149458996
can't wait to watch the stros and their elite pitching sweep this shitty team

>that moookie interview
mookie genuinely likes him

>>149459047
>>149459049
>>149459070
There it is.

>>149459075
Slop

>>149459060
GG. It was a double play when we had a chance for a walkoff. I’m very sad

Why are the Barves getting gaped? Do they enjoy this?

>>149459080
And there it is!

>>149459020
British Empire
kek

Meet the Fagets, meet the Fagets.
Head for the park and greet the Fagets.
Black cock, twink ass, all out at Shea,
Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.
Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,
Taking the D in all bathroom stalls.
Long Island, New Jersey, Brooklyn, Queens, Uptown and Down,
Let's go Fagets, they are cummin' all over New York town.

https://youtu.be/tOUpoabzGEk?si=nZ3ujXEhI3rr2Cno

>>149459080
destroyed that anon. obliterated him. he should be banned

>>149459080
He's obviously not fat. He's very muscular. He looks kind of big to me. His face is a bit chubby but his body frame is very athletic so it rounds out. I'm not trying to sound gay. That's just how I objectively view it.

Marlins lookin good this road trip

>>149459096
Fuck my boricua ass

>>149459087
refer to the provided reading material please

>>149459032
cope and seethe

ouch!

So all that kid said was "Your mom texted me last night" and the player cried and dude was banned from MLB forever? Was he supposed to know the guys mom died? I don't understand. Are professional athletes this soft these days?

>>149459107
Royals can't hit in the clutch

>>149459090
>Sweden
>Yes

>>149459080
Hand to god or whatever pedo holololi you worship: if ohtani was standing in front of you, and asked you to suck his cock, how long would you go without brushing your teeth after?

>>149459107
fred aint hitting for shit but his picks at first are the only reason mookie's fielding stats aren't in the dumpster. bro bails him out nightly

Wish it was a cubgers win tho...

>>149459107
freddie :)

>>149459107
Needs a slowmo from another angle on that Freddie catch

>score is 5-2 when i leave
>come back and its 7-8
wtf, sorano just decided to have one of those games where he's trash today

>>149459107
I don’t know if I want to watch game 2

>>149459107
Freddie Freeman is a Dodger

>>149459010
how to get cute disneyland doyercholita gf bros?

>>149459124
I too thought it was something worse. It’s not good to insult someone’s dead parents but that insult is too weak to get butthurt over

>>149459135
>he fell for the psyop

>>149459124
this isn't a story pre-social media. pretty retarded!

>>149459107
>dookie butts

>>149459090
what a fag lmao

>>149459163
It’s his girlfriend or wife

doyers played some shitty D tonight, we barely eked out that win

>>149459148
>he's trash
he matched your daily life

>>149459163
The dude to the left looking anywhere else lol

Why did Manfred bring back the juiced balls today?

Randy now is the time to do something.

>>149459176
it's his sister faggot

Lotta seething in the genny tonight.

Bases full in Arlington Texas!

>>149459195
Based

>>149459181
Your pitcher was shit, your D was very off and you still won, you’re going to destroy us tomorrow and then sweep us

>>149459184
It’s uncomfortable seeing PDA when you’re single

kek memeiners

Oh for fucks sake Randy

my doggie doos won that game btw

RANDY YOU USELESS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
I'm turning this off they're getting walked off.

FUCKING INEPT

>>149459202
>your x 2
>you
>you're
>us x 2

Memeners lol

kys randy

SNEKS

>>149459215
based

home run into the pool

>>149459211
>>149459213
>>149459217
>>149459221
astros won again ;)

>>149458499
It varies from enlightened appreciation of their difficult job to wishing painful death upon them all.

PERDOMO POOL SHOT

I THINK THE MARINERS SUCK!
>Suck.jpg

>Mariners have left 36 runners on base
ridiculous

>>149459234
>AHHHH HE’S TRYING TO EAT ME

>>149459239
This is a given

And now the Halos have the bases loaded!

>>149459234
doggies gotta eat tho

>>149459215
I actually support this more than I do the Ohtani dicksucking

>>149459261
ain't it

>>149459263
bougie ass dog

NEWMAN
HALOS TAKE THE LEAD (again)

>>149459264
Dogs are meh. Cats are better

>>149459080
that could be anybody

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>>149459279
We got em all

AAI

bro's got no aura, his micropenis doesn't strike fear in anyone

>>149459263
>he feeds decoy TheFarmersDog food

That baseball player you root for?
He takes gnarly, nasty, butt-naked shits

this game is going to have 30 runs scored isn't it

guess I'll listen to Halo's-Nats. looks like a kino sloppa going on.

>>149459288
>Soto, Ohtani, Judge, Freeman, and then a bunch of literal whos

Walk off walk incoming

and I will KEK

Okay seager, get your money's worth.

>>149459305
oh and Betts too

>>149459288
How did Bobby Witt get a single vote

M's still alive

that'll be $700 million plus tip 10 years from now

>>149459285
this is the first time i clicked on the image and saw the cat. every time it's posted i thought it was a snake

>>149459316
The better Seager dabbing on his brother's shit franchise

FUCK!

>>149459302
gay

MILES FUCKING MASTROBUONI

>3 innings of manfred ball
kino...

WHAT A CATCH MASTRO

MARINERS LEGEND MILES MASTROBUONI

>>149459264
Ohtani is great, a generational talent, etc., but the Ohtani fellatio does get tiring at times and I can see how it would get annoying. tbf any team that landed Ohtani would have fans doing the same dick sucking.

>>149458555
>it would be that Boston and the fans deserve better attention
fuck Boston fans

lets masturbate to mastrobuoni

There'll be a 12th inning in Texas!

>>149459323
He was the 3rd best player in baseball last year and the vote was conducted early this season

>>149459296
Grain free food is bad for dogs pretty much all vets say this

>>149458802
Now that you mention it, that will be the world series. Trump paid for that script.

>>149459354
>tfw iktf

great catch in the meminers game

>>149459352
It’s not tiring and it’s completely warranted, fans just don’t like it because they dislike the team and like to be contrarian, so when they turn on the tv and hear the announcers saying wow, no one but Ohtani!!! it annoys them because they’re used to laughing with their bros about how overrated he is and it makes them feel stupid. I’m a KC fan and see the same thing with Mahomes
If you are a generational player you deserve to be talked like one even if it makes h8rs who like to pretend otherwise mad

>>149459285
based

This niggas name literally Masturbate!

>>149459399
wow good kittyboy

>>149459352
It’s really the non baseball fans that are the issue. (Not an issue I just find them annoying)
Ohtani’s definitely good for the sport but he has attracted some people I wouldn’t really call baseball fans, theyre like in because of the human Ohtani which is just foreign to me and probably always will be

Why can't they just be normal

>>149459352
wtf just don't let it bother you

A CHALLENGER APPEARS

>>149459393
Michael Jordan and Tiger Woods seemed to not really get shat on anywhere from what I remember but ofc that was before social media.

#rapeastromiguelschallenge

Call stands.

>>149459285
word

>>149459428
That was before my time so idk but the vibe is definitely different now, sports fans are more likely to be conspiratorial and bitter about great players.
To put it another way, if the same people who complain about “fellating” great players tuned in and heard the commentators instead being unfairly critical, they would laugh and agree even though it’s not correct. They’re not annoyed that anything is being done to excess, they’re just annoyed that the player they don’t like and try to demean is being approved of by people in position of authority for audiences around the world to hear

>>149459393
I don't watch football but isn't Mahomes the reason the Chiefs win? The Dodgers would have won the world series without Ohtani, he wasn't important to their success at all

Metsies are not feeling GOOOOOD tonight.

I love watching this semen slurping sport with my father in law but holy fuck can we please just flip a coin after the 9th, this shit sucks

>>149459458
Fuck my boricua ass

>>149459454
Mahomes is more important to his team than Ohtani just because the NFL is so quarterback-oriented, but they’re both the clear best at their sports and living legends

>>149459428
Michael Jordan and Tiger Woods were also better at their sport than Ohtani is at his

>>149459407
I hardly pay attention to it as a Dodger lifer. I'm grateful Ohtani is on the team, but I don't think about him all that much. I don't even think of him as a Dodger because he seems bigger than the game. Maybe that feeling will change as he gets closer to the end of his career though.

>>149459468
It was worse before the ghost runner

>>149459476
Ohtani isn't the best hitter or pitcher in the game. What do you mean?

>>149459476
>but they’re both the clear best at their sports
Judge is better

At least Semien made it to 2nd

>>149459393
ohtani isn't generational, he's just a shiny gimmick player that mlb is astroturfing
it's like saying that the dutch switch pitcher is generational just because it's something quirky
juan soto is generational, literally doing things that haven't been done by players for generations, and yet mlb ignores him in favor of the yellow boy

other than pitching and hitting at a high level for a couple years what record will ohtani even set? other than biggest contract I guess

>>149459478
apples and oranges tho. I don't think it's possible for a baseball player to dominate the sport in a similar way.

>>149459476
this

>>149459503
This is bait

>>149459503
done licking your wounds to resume shitposting I see

>>149459509
errrmm 50/50 season mayhaps? That happened y'know

>>149459509
soto already cucked him out of that, it sent the swedecuck into ballistic rage for weeks

>>149459509
a lot of japanese born player records. Which are just meme shit that nobody outside of that country cares about.
Like who even has the home run record for guys born in Cuba? Nobody cares.

>>149459530
>who even has the home run record for guys born in Cuba?
Juan Soto

>>149459523
Oh yeah I forgot about that, that’ll probably be his crowning achievement in the record books. That’s pretty impressive

>>149459503
this is a shit take. your bias/butthurt is clouding your judgement if you don't see why Ohtani is called a generational player.

>>149459509
can't tell if bait or not

>trout not murdering a middle middle low 90s fastball
:(

THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME (SOMEHOW)

>>149459548
Not that anon but Ohtani is definitely one of the best players in his generation. Not generational by any stretch but one of the best without question, anyone arguing against that is a retard.

I guess what makes him cool is that while there are better pitchers and better hitters, he was top 15ish in both for a couple years which had never been done before

>>149459569
It is annoying that people act like he was the best hitter and the best pitcher at the same time when i wouldn't have put him in the top 10 for pitching at all

>>149459548
>replying to bait with weeks old stats
Reddit probably really does have better baseball discussion at this point

I bet Ohtani can get to 400 HRs

>>149459537
for now
>>149459548

ELITE closer, Mariners Legend...Eduard. Bazardo. gg rags see ya tomorrow.

>>149459561
he just pumped nothing but 4 seamers, all but 1 in the heart of the strike zone.

dodgerchiefs

>>149459581
VegA’s

MLB has too many latinx players

The Mariners won....but at what cost?

How'd my Padres do tonight?

Fucking Ward can't hit a sac fly

>>149459595
Look upon him and despair.

>>149459548
you should update this... soto has 20 hr now

>>149459611
anon, I...

>>149459595
video rec for you

>>149459617
fuck off bugposter

>>149459589
now comp the dollars spent per war produced

>>149459620
This made me laugh so random wtf

>>149459596
That's the problem, dude isn't hitting the most hittable pitches in the world

>>149459617
no one here likes you.

>>149459628
>compare the salaries of a guy under team control to the biggest free agent contract in history
yea you’re still retarded lmao

>>149459620
Like he quit watching it or quit starring in it?

>>149459653
t.

Ward is such a garbage defender

I started all of this by replying to the guy that posted decoy
THANK ME

His name is marcus SEMEN lmao

>>149459676
It’s ok to admit you don’t understand how contracts work, no need to resort to jak posting.

>>149459641
you should take things less seriously

Dodgers are the best team in the league with the best player.
If you don’t like it, beat them in a World Series.
Simple as.

holy fuck the angels' stadium is so ugly

>>149459710
>with the best player
they have Aaron Judge?

>>149459694
it's okay to admit you shift the goal posts to level inaccurate accusations because you aren't very bright :^)

>>149459710
>best player
That would be Matt Shaw

>>149459719
nta but you changed the topic to money when called out for posting old stats. and yea obviously Soto makes more than a second year player…

>>149459710
dodgers bankrupted themselves buying a mid tier chink that is never gonna make them their money back

>>149459710
>beat them in a World Series.
That's not even possible with 15 of the teams.

>>149459710
they would have been a first round exit if the padres didn't have a hangover

Who’s that faggot in the thread?
That would be me

>>149459719
>you le shifted muh goalposts
yea you gotta back

Looking forward to my Jays wiping the smug smiles off the Yaks faces with a good old fashioned four game sweep.

>>149459748
stop replying to doyerpacos

>>149459715
It's beautiful actually

oldest batting lineup in the league
i.e. buy up all the best proven guys with your exorbitant payroll
different sport

>>149459717
Didn’t he get outplayed by Freddie Freeman in the World Series?

>>149459744
I wasn't even the original poster. I brought up the money because I think it also matters.

Pro tip when the paco starts emoticon posting it means he’s raped

>>149459715
I went for the first time in probably 30 years a month ago. it's a shit stadium, in desperate need of renovations.

Sneks

Obsessed astromiguel

>>149459769
the outside is fine. it's the rest of it that needs work.

>>149459769
globe life unironically mogs every other stadium and it isn't even close

>>149459766
>>you le shifted muh goalposts
>yea you gotta back

you seem upset 'jak

>>149459775
Renovations to enhance the beauty that is already there. Truly a great stadium.

>>149459769
that's ugly as shit and I'm from cleveland

kek ‘toids kek

>>149459792
Nah.

MLB should switch to metal bats to reduce wood use and save trees

>>149459769
I got raped there once

Mariners won that ballgame btw.

>>149459158
marry one before they get deporrted

>>149459769
i raped a kid here once

>>149459806
1. A pitcher would die within 3 years
2. Not as kino
3. Have sex

I like otranni because he's a gambling addict just like me

fundies having a seethe after a win kek

>>149459824
Gambling is bad for you

>>149459824
I like Ohtani because he has an ugly gf like me

Fuck Josh Jung. Needs to be sent down to Round Rock.

we flexin'

>>149459826
Nobody knows what your 4chan nicknames refer to fyi

>>149459832
>ugly gf
based

>>149459832
His gf is probably the hottest tall Asian woman ever, they're usually super ugly when they're that tall

lol ‘toids

>>149459839
impotent efforts at gaslighting from an effete also ran

'toids > fundies

Angels ain’t it

>>149459861
kek. kinda deserved desu

>>149459832
She’s cute

>>149459861
Should this guy be investigated for not even feeling it? What would he be on that makes him numb?

The anals ain’t it

>>149459144
you don't want to see it

spoiler: he was pulled off the bag

>>149459239
easiest schedule

LA should have a third baseball team

>>149459264
>>149459352
and that's why it's cringe

>>149459288
>64 respondents

>>149459788
I don't necessarily disagree, anon. I'm a sucker for nostalgia and it would be a shame to demolish and replace a ballpark that old if renovations can bring it up to date. Dodgers pulled it off. I do like the outside, I like the giant helmet, the A, the Mickey photo opp...

>>149459832
you're an ugly gf?

marlins homer

Nice catch Wade

*cums all over my own chest and face*

>>149459920
They want to do renovations but there's some fucky shit with the lease. It all leads back to Arte Moreno being a piece of shit

>>149459919
>from a population of MLB players
basic statistics anon

>>149459963
Huge Tigers fan btw forgot to mention

Stop giving up walks you fucking idiots, then that doesn't lead to a run coming in

>>149459844
only in japan
koreans are the tallest asians and they're all hot

>>149459965
I thought Disney owned the Angels?

why do marlins suddenly have Major League the movie vibes all of a sudden?

of course the Angels fuck it up as soon as they reach .500; cursed franchise

>>149459997
I wish desu, they'd probably be doing a better job

>>149459992
all built for BDC

>shutout 13-0
lmao

Sneks

there's still baseball being played?

>>149459992
>and they're all hot
all the ones you posted are plastic freaks and still manage to be ugly

two autistic virgins are arguing about gook women again

>>149459992
>>149460033
bros...bros....cmon

Many of you will never have sex

>>149460033
nips are hotter than koreans and that is an indisputable fact.

>>149460045
when did you last have sex?

>>149460052
does getting ass raped count

>>149460052
6 months ago

>>149459824
of all the degenerate shit California is ok with, online gambling is still off limits. wish I could get odds like this.

>>149460052
Ask your mother

>>149460052
last month

>>149460082
>saying "your mother" instead of "ur mum lol"
ngmi here anon

>>149460103
"ur mum lol" would have gotten zero (you)'s while "ask your mother" has got you seething

angels ain't it

Angels ain't it.

>>149460052
january.... 2010

My backs!

>>149460052
Last week

O'Hoppe please, throw out a runner just ONE time

The fed has scripted a Marte walk off slammy to make up for the humiliation ritual

>>149460136
>>149460134
My Nats G A P I N G that sweet Angel hole!

>>149460174
Manfred my greatest ally

>>149460174
Nah he ain't clutch

>>149460120
I'm literally shaking right now

>>149460174
He was thinkin about his dead mother

>>149460202
zesty

lotta fuck huge scores today

Sneks

>>149460213
4 shutouts also and 4 other teams only scored 1 run.

sneks might actually walk it off. can't be bothered to watch it though.

/nu/

>>149460234
>>149460234
>>149460234

/nu/

500

anglels pls

>>149459979
so 20-25 players (not including IL), 30 teams. congrats, 10% replied...

>>149460756
pathetic :^)