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MIL: Brice Turang scored twice and drove in two runs while going 2-for-4 in Friday’s win for the Brewers over the Rockies
COL: Braxton Fulford drove in three runs while going 3-for-4 in a loss to the Brewers on Friday
TOR: José Berríos scattered four hits and didn’t allow a run over seven innings with one walk and eight strikeouts in a 9-0 win over the Red Sox on Friday
BOS: Roman Anthony went 1-for-3 with a double on Friday against the Blue Jays on Friday
HOU: Jeremy Peña was removed from Friday night’s game against the Cubs after being hit in the ribs by a pitch during the second inning
HOU: Astros’ manager Joe Espada confirmed after Friday’s game that Lance McCullers Jr. (foot) will return from the injured list to start against the Cubs on Saturday
SF: Patrick Bailey went 1-for-3 and delivered a go-ahead two-run triple in the sixth inning on Friday night, propelling the Giants to a 3-1 victory over the White Sox in Chicago
CWS: Aaron Civale pitched decently in a no-decision against the Giants on Friday evening, allowing just one run on three hits over his four innings of work

'stros

>>149460234 (OP)
Your mom texted me last night, OP.

Are the Marlins it?

they should have tried a suicide squeeze

GG Fish

dodgers

Marlins win

>>149460255
how many versions of this do you have?

>>149460234 (OP)
He saved the Dodgers tonight on the double play, get that man to the all star game.

>>149460262
4 different hats and the original. I try and match them up with the uniforms

>>149460247
The only team in the NL East that's worth a fucking shit is the Washington baseball Nationals, your 2025 World Series Champions, currently elbow deep in Anaheim's shitter.
Fuck California
Fuck the West Coast
Suck my dick Mike Trout

Yankees.

>>>149460033
This bitch is half white btw if ur wondering why she is built like that

GG Nats. Pitching was absolutely terrible tonight. Idk if they're all just distracted with the news about Wash or what but god damn.

>>149460269
let him rest after showing his face

Jays :)

Thus concludes another thrilling day of baseball! Did your team win today?!

>>149460332
Agreed. But I think he's earned the distinction and a return to Atlanta as the reigning WS MVP

>>149460234 (OP)
Doyers

>>149460285
I want to play Bloodborne 2 soon.

>>149460360
didn't know it was in Atl. yeah, that sounds like it will be a nice moment for him.

>>149460277
Trying way too hard

>>149460359
just about

>>149460287
You can see her tiny Asian penis in the pic

This is /mlb/

Mariners choked and then choked some more but in the end they won the ballgame.

>>149460401
will be there next month and I couldn't be more excited.

>>149460431
Write me a poem about rainier cherries

>>149460441
rainier cherries
are eaten by
limp wristed fairies

black cherry cucks projecting again

>>149460441
there once was a man from tacoma
he couldn't swing the bat
because he got too fat
eating rainier cherries and developed glaucoma

My stros are a wagon :)

>>149460537
Yea a fagwagon LOL

>>149460359
by the skin of our teeth

Surely this is enough to get me a job with the Tigers

>>149460590
New Tigers employee here

>>149460590
nuevo fanatico de los tigres aqui

Why is Abby Labar so damn cute

>>149460623
she's too skinny

>>149460651
Yea she’s sexy

where my boston bros at

>>149460670
>Carolina Hurricanes defenseman Ian Cole is accused of cheating on his wife with by having a extramarital affair with the teams journalist and reporter Abby Labar, who's wedding with her fiancé was just days away..

slutty also

>>149460680
pahkin the cah at tha dahnkin dahnuts

>>149460685
Was that actually proven tho?

She's no Chantel McBabe

>>149460680
I hate our team

>>149460723

well i'm thinking less about that and more about where to get a good roll. and which neighborhoods will be fun

>>149460708
no idea. I didn't even know who she was until I looked it up. last night was also the first time I saw her because I watched mlb network for the first time in ages. I asked who she was and didn't get any replies. Also don't know who Chantel McBabe is.

>>149460707
They just say dunkies

>>149460732
Chantel was the super cute broadcaster for the Carolina Hurricanes before Abby. The former now works at the Golf Channel. She was let go from the Canes due to a DUI :(

>>149460761
I was hoping to hear something a little more salacious :(

>>149460359
I'm starting to remember what it's like to smile.

>>149460729
Wish I could help I’ve never been to Boston. Maybe ask reddit the city subs are usually pretty active

>>149460359
No Mr Uecker. My team is never winning ever again because our management sucks ass

>>149460359
ye

>>149460804
Do you think they’d trade Bregman?

>>149460359
No. All our pitchers went out and got drunk last night.

>>149460828
Does it matter? Team can't hit for shit regardless. Great idea giving him 40 million a year Breslow. Fuck Yale

>>149460841
It matters to me coz I’m not a Red Sox fan sorry I thought they’d be better this year dunno what happened

Who is the next player to get to 500 HR
Machado?

>>149460852
Cora, Peter Fatse, and Andrew Bailey can fuck off along with Breslow. Henry needs to just sell the team and fuck off to Pittsburgh or Europe

>>149460876
Stanton

>>149460852
Anon cursed them before the season started

>>149460876
Judge will reach 500 years before Machado will, if ever.

>>149460887
If his body didn’t quit on him he’d have already gotten there

>>149460893
hero

>>149460876
Trout or Judge

Maybe Soto

>>149460893
anon cursed the cusb with quints a few weeks but cusbies are in denial

>>149460915
I heard the anon that got those quints died actually so we’ll see who is cursed in the long run

>>149460918
fake news.

>>149460918
F

>>149460918
Death curses are the most powerful.

>>149460925
Yeah I tend to agree. Bummer I was hoping the cubs were cursed but I guess they’re not now

singles and the cusb lose the division to the gay berds

>>149460894
Judge is the obvious choice I just feel like Machado is really consistent.
I hope all of them get there, at least more than one or two

My perception of time is so thrown off I can’t believe Pujols played in 2022 I would have guessed he got to 700 pre covid

>>149460388
Oh hey everyone! Look who it is! Everyone's favorite faggot!
And how about that? I'm here, too! Fresh off a three day ban.
I've got a present for you. You wanna guess what it is?
It's seven girthy inches of ass sex.
Here's the deal: I'm going to backtrace your IP, find out where you live, and follow your faggot ass home.
You open the door, turn on your lights, only to find yourself in a good old fashioned wrasslin' match. The prize? Your ass.
"Oh my God, I'm being robbed!" you think in that effeminate voice of yours. Only partially true. As I quickly and effortlessly gain physical dominance, I put you on your back and yank your pants off.
You struggle, suddenly realizing that I'm anchoring both of your wrists with one hand. Your eyes dart around, looking for the other. Too late you realize that you've naturally and submissively spread your thighs and arched your back.
You feel discomfort as I slip inside you. "I'm being raped!" you start to think.
No, you realize. To be raped means to be used unwillingly. As your arms and legs turn to jello and you begin to whimper with joy at each thrust, you realize that you aren't getting raped.
You're getting fucked.
"Nonononono!" you scream internally. You're a boy! Boys don't get fucked! You keep tell yourself that ass I stuff my cock into your butt over and over. You close your eyes and grit your teeth and feel precum drizzle from your erect penis as I fuck you closer and closer to orgasm. And as I release myself inside of you, almost smothering you with my weight as I drive as deep as I possibly can, you experience a pleasure you didn't know existed. And in that moment, you become my woman.

>>149461004
fuck my ass

>>149461004
kinda gay desu

>>149460932
cubbie cope

Doyers are back on top of the league, all is right in the world.

>>149461047
other clubs got too cocky

>>149460972
Stanton is 35, he’s got a shot if he can stay healthy. My hot take is Judge, Ohtani, Machado, Trout, and Soto all make it to 500 too.

Forgot pic baka kms kms :(

>>149461047
I'm glad that we've put some cushion between us and other West contenders. I don't know how long our lead over the other division leaders.

>>149461073
Yeah same, feels like just yesterday they were only a game up on SD/SF but the jints have been underperforming big time since getting devers and the poodres train ran out of steam.

>>149461068
Muncy will end up with the most career home runs out of them all

>>149460363
hang the banner! regular season champs coming through!

>>149461108
post that pasta before chunky Muncy eats it

>>149460576
thanks umpie for missing the fact that he was pulled off the base by that throw

>>149461068
I would be thrilled if they all got to 500. Hopefully there’s no stupid lockout nonsense but I’m expecting there to be some. These guys already got screwed with Covid.
Also it’s shocking to see Judge’s age next to all of these guys

>>149461047
>play easiest schedule by a long shot
>think this means you're good
oops

>>149461068
is giancarlo related to that faggot mike stanton?

>>149461134
the copium is strong with this one

>>149461068
I saw some funny post about Eugenio Suarez, it was something like he should sign to the Rockies for a long term deal so he can chase 500 home runs and sneak in to the back door of Cooperstown

NPB is back!

Should be against the rules to seethe about Ohtani or specific teams past like 11pm PST

nobody cares, doyerpaco

>flyover pacos are seething again
go on, talk about your traffic, housing pricing, and gdp again, that was funny :^)

doyers run the genny
eternal doyers thread

>>149461175
It’s ironic coz I’m not even a dodgers fan I just don’t understand how you guys can keep at this even up until you fall asleep

>>149461193
seethe is a perma state of mind

>>149461193
the lolmets bugposter consistently stays up until 1am et hoping the dodgers lose

2022 (Original)
https://voca.ro/14m9t3FfUryd
2023 (Braves)
https://voca.ro/16WMVbrYKB3U
2024 (Dodgers)
https://voca.ro/1oOUu995tdpE
(Non-Gay)
https://voca.ro/1Nq9EKvgl3u5
***NEW 2025*** (Yankees)
https://voca.ro/1hLSLpWRKF8l
Enjoy!

Carp take the lead!

>>149461300
i was just thinking about this the other day, thank you anon

>>149461128
you must have been watching a different game than the rest of us did

>>149461193
You’re replying to an astromiguel

>>149460576
>a routine double play is webm worth for the billion dollar team

>>149461193
they can't help it. they're literally incapable of not thinking about the dodgers.

>>149461193
Don't reply to doyerpacos

>>149461388
I know it's difficult because you find baseball boring, but watch it all the way through

Kek these ‘toids are seething

>Baystars down 5-0
This team has been so up and down

the pacos are living vicariously again

kek holy shit decreasing

>>149461428
nobody cares about nip ball

>>149461428
i'll show you up and down *unzips dick*

kek timmy is crying because the mets won. fucking die timmy

>>149461415
doyeraryans have back to back game ending double plays
sovl

>>149461415
just another game in June for us but it was an exciting play where mere inches determined the win vs a tied ballgame.

help me! save me! ahhhhhhhh

>>149461455
Timmy lives in a house with a yard in a beautiful suburb while you live in a concrete jungle.

>>149461428
It was Bauer bump day

>>149461479
bauerbros.... its owari da......

>>149461479
what a fucking scrub

>>149461479
oof madone

>>149461476
oh but timmy can’t breed hahaha hes dying shut up timmy

kek ‘toids kek

>>149461445
he has no response.

>>149461479
RIP
dudes washed but still bullshit that he got blacklisted

>>149461479
more like Bauer BUM day
cause he's fucking SHIT

‘toids haha they keep getting replaced

‘toids be like “lfg castellonos” or soto. silly ‘toid

>>149461531
They do be like that tho

>>149461300
kekiniana

>>149461468
it was less exciting and had many more inches to spare than this play

kek ‘toids. i keep getting older watching baseball, they stay dying out

>>149461542
nice

>>149461561
I rarely get the call wrong when I'm watching the game on tv but I thought he was out by a mile... but luckily my faith and confidence in the umps was rewarded.

>>149461542
love me some randy

>>149461542
it's not a contest, anon. I was challenging his assertion that it was a routine double play. that looks like a close play too. if you're an M's fan, enjoy the W.

>>149461588
so many nice looks at the play also

>>149461618
He and dmo are BAD and should be offloaded to some suckers in the NL.

I went out during the second half of the game and unironically me and a couple other people cheered just because the padres avoided the no hitter. Yes, not getting no hit or shutout was like winning the world series to me today

>>149461723
stop posting vtumors

>>149461723
Yeah sometimes it do be like that.

>>149460670
God I want that blonde to burn me with a cigarette as I’m chained to a bed.

Say my name

>>149461958
#OrangeDuck

>>149461938
smoking is bad for you.

kek!

>>149461958
chubby birb

that funky muncy

>>149461971
It's all the crabcakes.. Also boogs is pretty cheap but burgers are solid.

>>149461938
I have a bad sunburn how could you want to be tied to anything and burned?

>>149461972
there he is, the late-night funky muncy poster doing god's work.

#Byrbland

Doyers

Carp Win!

The Dragons tried arguing the final out, but the call was upheld.

>>149462044
>>149462126
Congratulations on the Carp's victory, sigh

>>149462914
Thanks, was worried Hearn would blow it there... see ya tomorrow for the series decider.

>>149461958
AI generated image. I've never seen this bird in my life and I live near Chesapeake Bay. Why did Baltimore name their team after a fictional duck? What did they mean by this

>>149462600
the 3rd base coach felt it too

>>149462952
see you tomorrow.
Cute dog

>St. Louis 5, Cleveland 0

And that's a Redbird winner!

Sonny Gray earned his money tonight.

>>149461479
Imagine being a fan of the gayest team in Japan and watching said gay team lose repeatedly because this heinously overpaid sperg keeps jobbing. The manager needs to grow some balls instead of enabling his short rest shit because this is just embarrassing.

We need nu tho

>chadstros playing with literal who’s
>still winning
We cumming for a third chip

Just took a big smelly Cubs. Thought I might need the plunger for that one.

>>149461155
He could've just stayed a Red :[
He had like 4 when the DBags were here last

>period sox swept my yankees (their worlds eries), quickly forgot about it due to devers, and are still mad to the point of self harm
>>149460368
I have never played bloodborne.

Gay mets lad

>>149464191
Bloodborne is very interesting, so if you have time, be sure to play it.

>>149464276
good taste
youre not bad for an animese

>>149460368
never happening. wont even get a remaster

Yall otta play sex with women

>>149464420
Sure is your mom available?

>>149464415
That's right, it's a shame that Miyazaki and Sony have broken up with a fight.

>>149464420
most women have no emotional intelligence and can't contribute to a conversation. Most

>>149464508
game might be good but i hate the mariners too much to buy a nintendo

>>149464644
Lol, I hope it will be sold on PC, PS, and Xbox.
It's definitely not possible though.

>>149464276
They need to port it to PC. No portie no playie (I will not buy a PlayStation just to play your game Miyazaki)

>>149464644
Kek

https://youtu.be/OgLzkrLNUSI?si=hqGn_avN0BRzwOiT

Flyover bumpkins who live in a trailer park call it “chocolate sauce” even though the bottle clearly says syrup lmao can you even imagine

>>149465036
They really do be like this kek

not happy with the classist direction this thread is heading in

They call it Canada cause they CAN do NADA about being so gay lol

>>149465217
made me chuckle ngl

gm

>>149464420
don't mind if i do

>>149465490
but that's a ladyboy

>>149465386
gay morning to you too

>>149465544
I sent your mom a text last night lol

>>149464191
I think we’re going to finish like 6-7 against them this year so we can take the next couple of series.

>>149465571
faggot mike

>>149465569
his mom is a man btw

>>149465571
da fuck is wrong with his weirdo eyebrows?

>>149465642
Correct, she's more of a man than you'll ever be.

>>149465306
You’re alright beaverbro

>>149465569
imagine being assblasted by this so hard they that you start crying and they need to pause the game kwab

>>149465713
let's kiss

>>149465747
>they that

>>149465692
you're a great son

>>149465763
I would but I don't kiss ugly fat dudes only handsome twink like ones.

>>149465822
what about an ugly fat woman (male)?

>>149465841
im fem tho

https://www.mlb.com/news/trea-turner-misses-out-on-4th-cycle-with-2nd-home-run
can a player just stop at third and settle for a triple after hitting a homerun?

>>149465685
>some Masshole bought it for $175K and hung it in his car dealership
ofc

Reminder that every year, one of the top two teams in the run differential category wins the World Series.

>>149465926
you can touch three bases and then miss home plate and go into the dugout
same way robin ventura's grand slam got turned into a single

>>149466074
>the generals two most hated teams
I’m thinking Manfred is based.

How the fuck did we end up with a Rangers/Dbacks World Series?

gm mariners nation gm

>>149466235
Dbacks cheated

>>149466248
getting lucky at luck swing isn't cheating :^)

>>149466235
Idk but Ron Washington is good.

>>149466074
Cubkees in a couple of weeks.

>>149466306
There’s no luck involved. You don’t know baseball. It’s timing.

>He say he text my mom last night
>And then he fuh my ess

>>149466074
I can fix her

>be dbacks
>cheat
>lose
2023 lmfao

>>149466489
kino

>>149466499
Idk the bullpen going from ass to good the last month of the season with only the addition of Paul Sewald allowing the sneks to get hot was a stroke of good luck. Longo making clutch diving plays in the field on balls that were scorched was good luck. Having guys like Alex Thomas, Gabi, or Domo, who hit less the 10 Hrs during the season, all 3 Homer in the playoffs is good luck :^)

>>149467114
>bad players becoming good is luck
Nah, that’s just called adjusting to the game.

>>149465555
Quads of based retardation

>>149467114
Want to go to the ws again kid? Geno for Bazardo and Pop, that's TWO (2) Mariners relievers for your stat padding 3b.

>>149467373
So how do explain every bullpen arm (-slade cecconi) went back to being ass after 2023.
Is that the game adjusting back to the mean? Or did the luck run out?

>>149467510
I respect your tenacity anon

>>149465555 is this kid >>149467565 all grown up and you literally can’t refute this.

>>149467529
You answered your own question.

Are Mets fans okay?

https://x.com/NjTank99/status/1938778348282626493

>>149460478
how did terry francona not make his way into this poem

>>149467617
GIWTWM

My Reds :)

>>149460613
hey i'm the only new quintana roo tigers fan here!
i'm flattered that you saved my image though however

FAGGets kek!

>>149467712
I chuckled.

GM /mlb/.

>>149460670
sometimes i want to learn how to do what the ai guys on /gif/ do and make normal pics of women into lewds, but that feels like an unhealthy path to go down.

>>149467643
Woops...unlucky for you my hand slipped and I accidentally called Manfred up and told him you were making yo momma jokes. Good luck going to another ballgame now chud.

>>149466133
Those are the Mets and Mariners

>>149467712
No one cares about your favorite lolcow

>>149467712
I look and act like this

>>149467936
No one hates the mariners they’re just a joke team everyone laughs at. The autistic seething about the Dodgers and Mets is unparalleled.

>>149467757
he's not a man from tacoma

>>149467970
FAGGets kek!

Ohtani opened with a homerun last night.
Can anyone stop him?

>>149467909
It takes about five images to see "the strings" and then the effect loses everything that made it interesting.

And pornography is bad for you.

>>149467899
I like it!

>>149467936
Wrong.

but when is baseball tho

>>149461723
sometimes it be like that

do you guys own hats from multiple teams

gm

>>149468012
he only has 7 homers in june compared to soto's 11
at this rate, soto might set a career high (they said he would never hit more than he did with the yankees) and lead the league

>>149468131
I don’t think he’ll pass that Cali Rawlings guy that plays in Canada or wherever though

>>149468074
over one hour from now

Will any of you listen to Recker call the Mets/Pirates game on the radio this evening?

>>149461300
it's saturday morning. i'm drinking my coffee. thinking about what i'll do today. and i'm listening to these on repeat. generations of my bloodline clawed their way through history, surviving, reproducing, and sacrificing so that i could be here, in this moment. if only they could have seen the future. my neanderthal great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather would have jumped in a volcano

>>149468012
my doggie doos won that game btw

Who're ya watchin'?
>>149468231
anon that game is on at one o'clock in the afternoon (same time as my m's so no)

>>149468231
*crickets*

>>149461300
>(Non-Gay)
>https://voca.ro/1Nq9EKvgl3u5
singing this at the blaze/volts game tonight, thanks anon

>>149468260
red is cubgers and blue is phillaves (or Bravellies if you like)

>>149468231
Recker and Howie???

>>149465555
me at the blaze/volts game tonight

>>149468241
kek

I'll be watching Twins Tigers

>>149468482
that's not on the map

>>149468482
Uh oh Tiggies…

Hololive night tonight!!!

>>149468568
stfu retarded nigel faggot kys

>>149467972
it makes me angry how perfect that team name and those uni's are

>>149468568
It's a week from tonight. Reminder that we should make a dedicated thread for that game too.

>>149468634
it's a frognigga baseball club world out there

>>149468733
ramdgers

>>149468733
Many people are choosing Ramdgers these days

Post some of your favorite photos from the season

>>149468699
Awww it's next week!?

>>149468985
average vtuber fan intelligence, incapable of using google

>>149468984
you just posted it

NPB Results

>>149469233
NPB Standings

>>149468568
>fundies actually believe this

>>149469252
KBO Results

>>149469278
MLB American League Standings

>>149469301
MLB National League Standings

>>149469301
my mariners might not end the week in 4th place that would sure be swell

Looking good all around

>>149469371
when do blooboids play the red sox? i want to see the other panama have a melty.

>>149469416
4:10 pm ET

>>149469416
Panama and Venezuela only exist because the power of the seethe he generates is enough for both countries.

>>149469441
oh i had no idea they were playing today

It's time for Yankletics baseball.

I think Volpe is going to have a multi-hit game. He constantly puts pressure on low-velo lefties.

M's bros what do we think of our lineup today? I would prefer cal dh or have a day off with harry ford playing and just let julio sit if he needs a break.
>>149469656
i will be monitoring this game and siding with my divisional rival over the hated yankee menace

>>149469701
thanks, i meant to ask you for this earlier

>>149469656
Kek this one is really good

>>149469717
lol at the mad fat offensive lineman left out of the gay dance

>>149469788
Russ running up like a retard is also funny.

>>149469694
We could win 5-4, lose 12-0, go 14 innings and win 1-0, win 16-5, lose 16-5, who knows. That's just Mariners baseball! I do know I'll be listening on the radio while out today. I hope you have a great day /mlb/. :)

>>149469694
Cringe.

>>149469807
guy on the left looks like a money grubbing FAGGOT

What the fuck happened to the rays last night? 22 runs?

Why are the A's bad?

>>149469854
How many rings does the guy on the right have tho?

>being up 1.5 games over the homeless rebuilding Rays is like winning the world series to stinkeefags
how low

>>149469897
Can you stop talking about sonic the hedgeheg for 5 minutes please?

my white sux

>>149469857
Orioles scored 16 and then dropped 6 runs more on a position player. Poor Jose Caballero didn't deserve that.

>>149469694
did they choose to use a bussy photo because of pride month or what

Judge's patchy stubble looks like a rash. Disgusting

>>149469940
new oc content just dropped

>>149469701
either give them cock bulges or give them camel toes. and where are the pokie nipples? i'm tired of this milquetoast garbage

>>149469717
zesty and why the awful neon green colors?

>>149469278
heroes!

>>149469717
so glad i stopped watching this sport

fuck the dodgers and the their tribe

Havent watched MLB in a coons age because of the lack of balls in play and anayltcs. Im far from a ahter so Im gonna toss on a game. I hate the Yankees. Who should i be on the lookout for in the Twins/Tigers game?

>Blue Jays have recalled Will Wagner from Triple-A and optioned Alan Roden.
welcome back Willy

>>149470162
two and a half hours til game time bay beeeeeee

>>149470131
definitely a dodger fan

>>149470128
worst jerseys in the nfl

>>149470437
lol

>>149470437
Retard

RIP mettiejetties

Tigers strike first!

>>149470437
Based. Mettiejetties is a forced meme.

>>149470986
>He's not a MettieJettieNettieIslettiefan
ngmi

>>149470218
Just like my duckies :)

>>149470986
…and Mets kids know a thing or two about forced memes!

A’s fleeced is with the Frankie Montas trade lmao.

>>149471234
us***

Who? What? Is Pop gone?

>German perfect game was two years ago today
Seems like just yesterday.

>>149471275
Didn’t he get blacklsited by us for starting a fight?

>>149471302
He had multiple alcohol related incidents of violence but yeah he ended up going to far when he showed up drunk and tried fighting everyone kek

it's up!

>>149471367
Chiefyals has potential

Soder Tylerstrom is MAD

>>149471417
Oh boy another glorified bullpen game.

>>149471270
Not before I get to see that smile as I look up at him lovingly while deep throating his cock

>>149471437
Lmao, Mike Schmidt I won that challenge.

Gib Seth Lugo nao dammit

>>149471465
It'll be Ohtani for 2, Wrobleski for 5, Kirby for 1, Kopech for 1. Book it

>>149471489
said***

Gay Bar Torres Homers on the last weekend of Pride

We literally just need 1 more consistent bat

>>149471417
legitimately 10x more excited to see kim's name than ohtani pitching

>>149471655
>Gay Bar Torres Homers on the last weekend of Pride
it went by so fast. and i was just starting to get stretched out.

ETERNAL NEW TIGODS FAN HERE

>>149471210
Is the Mets kid ERG?

>>149461513
correct, because doyers know he was pulled off the bag

Soto gets glazed on here more than Ohtani

>>149470175
byron buxton and riley greene

>>149461468
>against a 38-50 team
grim

Tigers teeing off in Minnesota

>>149471910
did you not watch the replays?

>>149471926
not when the swede is logged in

>>149471938
cope.

>>149471926
Doubt. I’m prepared for my downvotes, but they both get unfairly hated on this subreddit.

>>149471910
The Ump literally pointed to the Royals manager to see if he wanted to challenge. Royals didn't even try.

>>149471417
do you print this off and shove it up your ass?

>>149471985
they're throwing for content

>>149471976
ironic :^)

Kurtz hurts the Yankees with a 3 run HR to right field, 4-0 Athletics

>>149472121
oh we're noticing

>>149471985
>Not challenging the game ending play just on the off chance the NYumpgods smile upon you
NGMI Roylels

>>149472129
Thanks for color commentary. Is that your full time job?

>>149472121
>>149472129
same poster

>>149472188
it's Tony Kemp's

>>149472188
Posts that don't contextualize the ball being played are dumb. People will just say
>Bases loaded
>Double play
It improves the quality of the thread greatly if you throw in something to identify the game

I need a cock to suck...

>>149472313
this is why reddit has better baseball discussions

Popeyes comin in hot with the snack wraps.

>>149472098
cringe :^)

>>149472347
I'm glad you agree , really helps out the thread

I wish I had a Cane's or a Popeye's in my town :(

>>149472121
I saw that.

>>149472313
>CONTEXT!
Just watch the ball game you stupid faggot and stop trying to spoon feed game day box score retards.

>>149472370
ironic :^)

>>149472334
looks like prison food

>>149472412
cringe

>>149472313
all posts are mariners related

>>149472413
racism is not allowed here

>>149471926
They're both pretty similar players. We should appreciate that we can watch both of them at the same time be great.

>>149472423
cringe

>>149472413
It’s just a delicious tendies wrap. You’ve never been to jail have you?

>>149472439
elaborate?

Lifelong tigods fan here. Ex-tloses fan as of five minutes ago. Wow my team is great

>>149472398
>stop having fun talking about baseball!
no thanks
Tigers strand runners on the corners as the Twins head to the top of the 7th btw

why does the general go to shit every time the mets are playing?

>>149472546
doyers*

>>149472546
all the seething methinks tbqhwu

>>149472546
That one kpop spamming Mets fan is super autistic and drags everything down with him

>>149472501
davidlynchinterview.jpg

>>149472571
this desu

>>149472546
correlation = causation

>>149472499
no I'm really successful

>>149472499
black anon here. that guy is right

>>149472754
how many macbooks do you own?

>>149472840
at least 1/2

>>149472848
So, an iPad?

Is it true Volpe's the next Jeter?

>>149472570
Only ancientfags remember the paco that seethed so hard about the Mets giving up a single run to the Rockies that he accidentally admitted he hates watching his own billion dollar team and then tried to pretend it was a false flag.

Gentlemen, it's nearly time for real baseball.

Is it true that Jacob Wilson is a better generational hitter than Aaron Judge?

>>149473047
to be fair, I also only watch when yam or may are on the mound

>>149472546
They just signed the largest contract in MLB history this season and they fucking suck ass as of late, what do you think?

>>149473047
I’m confused by all of this I feel like Mets and Dodgers fans are waging some meta posting war

>Volpe works a walk
>next pitch GIDP
Yanks ain't beatin the 'stros this season

>>149473107
they're fighting for the most bugs

>>149473112
they're just lucky they play in the shittiest division in baseball, like one of the teams doesn't even have a stadium

>>149472129
you have to say the full name every time, it's Nick Kurtz

>>149473154
Nikurtz?

>>149473022
I predicted Volpe would have a multi-hit game. Looks like I was right since they've now walked him three times.

>FOX game
Great, I either get Joe “robot slave” Davis and John “I hate Baseball” Smoltz or
Adam Amin and AJ “dedicated my life to hating the Cubs” Pierzynski

>>149473047
definitely falseflagging from a hater. many such cases.

>>149473112
You're a hater, and your team has no hitting.

>>149473146
The most competitive division in the American League*

>>149473165
I wish my team had a higher walk rate.

The twins should just switch Ober out with Zebby, surely he's better at this point?

>>149473131
I have eight so far

>>149473047
>the game is only watchable when the doyers' worst starting pitcher is playing
If you believe this is real you're a special breed of retarded

>>149473232
80% of the teams are sub .500

>>149460234 (OP)
nice cat

that funky muncy!

>>149473268
>>149473131
I don't think I've seena single bug type doyer post

>>149473280
3/6 of the teams in the current playoff standings are in the AL East. Case dismissed.

mA'sx muncy.

>>149473375
Pointing at first samsara

>>149473329
Mets won that game then

>>149473378
look up, ohtranny will be throwing 20 pitches today, well worth the $200 admission and 3 hours of traffic

>>149473375
Wells is not a starting catcher.

>>149473022
Yup, and nobody can tell me otherwise

Wait, there are two Max Muncys?

>>149473418
the entire team is AAA + judge

>>149473293
Wasn't this dude born in California

Bleav network

>>149473444
3 if you consider each only 150lbs

doyerpacos seething kek

5 piece tenders on the Yanks rn

>>149473444
one for each league

>>149473445
The entire team, withstanding Bellinger, for Soto, are complete upgrades. They have the best run differential in the game.

In just a handful of hours the NATS will blow a thick, stickly load of cum up the Anglels asshole

That FAGGet Muncy!

They're seething at my yanks again.

>>149473457
his parents are from Ontario

>>149473506
>checks calendar
>it's still june
I'll allow it, this time

juan binary **squee**

>>149473515
Ontario, California?

>>149473582
the guys who founded that city were also from Ontario

>>149473582
Ontario, CA

>>149473271
>doyerpacos knowing anything about evaluating baseball talent to begin with
>anyone else calling yamamoto yams
sure jan

I look forward to the rubber match tomorrow.

>>149473271
We've been shitting on May, but at least he's been available. Him, Yoshi and Old Man Kersh are keeping this team afloat

I gat gaped

I am now a [city TBD] Athletics fan

winans? more like loseans

we're my umpies at?

Nobody knows I’m a [REDACTED] fan shit stirring the pot between every other team

>>149473608
I didn't know that, interesting.

Boone's fired after this season right?

>>149473715
>practicing his out call
>evaluating his form with his own shadow
watching this career with great interest

>>149473765
You can't fire him, he's playing an important part in the development of the next Derek Jeter

>>149473669
They're gonna stay in Sacramento.

>>149473765
He’s not the guy who needs to be removed

>>149473765
If he fails to make it back to the World Series I think we’re all fine with that decision.

>>149473765
bryan cashman, actually

NEW YORK TEAMS SUCK

>>149473785
that would be nice
Vegas deserves 0 teams

Bases full for the Motor City Kitties

>>149473765
>blaming Boone when Cashman has been your gm since before 9/11

>>149473829
they deserve the raiders, actually. they deserve no successful teams

>>149473047
based true doyerchad, fuck watching endless bullpen games

do the twins have one of the worst bullpens in the league right now, feels like all of their guys get rocked every time they come in

>>149473902
depends if you consider Kike Hernandez as a part of the bullpen that ranks 28th in runs allowed and WHIP

>>149473969
You can't say that word anymore anon

it's pronounced kee-KAY

>>149474001
>>149474001

500

inb4 seething pacos continue here

Dodgers #1

Anyone else's streameast got the diamondbacks game on the dodgers stream?

>>149474489
Sorted now.
ITFDB!!!!!!

>Just Learned about Bauer's ERA in Japan
>He said he's a top 15 pitcher in the world last year
What a fucking guy lol. He's had such an amusing career. Chances of him playing in MLB again?

Only 89 pitches need Sonny Gray.