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>>149458456MIL: Brice Turang scored twice and drove in two runs while going 2-for-4 in Fridayโs win for the Brewers over the Rockies
COL: Braxton Fulford drove in three runs while going 3-for-4 in a loss to the Brewers on Friday
TOR: Josรฉ Berrรญos scattered four hits and didnโt allow a run over seven innings with one walk and eight strikeouts in a 9-0 win over the Red Sox on Friday
BOS: Roman Anthony went 1-for-3 with a double on Friday against the Blue Jays on Friday
HOU: Jeremy Peรฑa was removed from Friday nightโs game against the Cubs after being hit in the ribs by a pitch during the second inning
HOU: Astrosโ manager Joe Espada confirmed after Fridayโs game that Lance McCullers Jr. (foot) will return from the injured list to start against the Cubs on Saturday
SF: Patrick Bailey went 1-for-3 and delivered a go-ahead two-run triple in the sixth inning on Friday night, propelling the Giants to a 3-1 victory over the White Sox in Chicago
CWS: Aaron Civale pitched decently in a no-decision against the Giants on Friday evening, allowing just one run on three hits over his four innings of work
>>149460234 (OP)Your mom texted me last night, OP.
they should have tried a suicide squeeze
>>149460255how many versions of this do you have?
>>149460234 (OP)He saved the Dodgers tonight on the double play, get that man to the all star game.
>>1494602624 different hats and the original. I try and match them up with the uniforms
>>149460247The only team in the NL East that's worth a fucking shit is the Washington baseball Nationals, your 2025 World Series Champions, currently elbow deep in Anaheim's shitter.
Fuck California
Fuck the West Coast
Suck my dick Mike Trout
>>>149460033This bitch is half white btw if ur wondering why she is built like that
GG Nats. Pitching was absolutely terrible tonight. Idk if they're all just distracted with the news about Wash or what but god damn.
>>149460269let him rest after showing his face
Thus concludes another thrilling day of baseball! Did your team win today?!
>>149460332Agreed. But I think he's earned the distinction and a return to Atlanta as the reigning WS MVP
>>149460285I want to play Bloodborne 2 soon.
>>149460360didn't know it was in Atl. yeah, that sounds like it will be a nice moment for him.
>>149460277Trying way too hard
>>149460287You can see her tiny Asian penis in the pic
Mariners choked and then choked some more but in the end they won the ballgame.
>>149460401will be there next month and I couldn't be more excited.
>>149460431Write me a poem about rainier cherries
>>149460441rainier cherries
are eaten by
limp wristed fairies
black cherry cucks projecting again
ourMs
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>>149460441there once was a man from tacoma
he couldn't swing the bat
because he got too fat
eating rainier cherries and developed glaucoma
>only halfway through the season and tfw a White Sox fan
>>149460537Yea a fagwagon LOL
>>149460359by the skin of our teeth
Surely this is enough to get me a job with the Tigers
>>149460590New Tigers employee here
>>149460590nuevo fanatico de los tigres aqui
Why is Abby Labar so damn cute
>>149460623she's too skinny
>>149460651Yea sheโs sexy
>>149460670>Carolina Hurricanes defenseman Ian Cole is accused of cheating on his wife with by having a extramarital affair with the teams journalist and reporter Abby Labar, who's wedding with her fiancรฉ was just days away..slutty also
>>149460680pahkin the cah at tha dahnkin dahnuts
>>149460685Was that actually proven tho?
She's no Chantel McBabe
>>149460680I hate our team
>>149460723well i'm thinking less about that and more about where to get a good roll. and which neighborhoods will be fun
>>149460708no idea. I didn't even know who she was until I looked it up. last night was also the first time I saw her because I watched mlb network for the first time in ages. I asked who she was and didn't get any replies. Also don't know who Chantel McBabe is.
>>149460707They just say dunkies
>>149460732Chantel was the super cute broadcaster for the Carolina Hurricanes before Abby. The former now works at the Golf Channel. She was let go from the Canes due to a DUI :(
>>149460761I was hoping to hear something a little more salacious :(
>>149460359I'm starting to remember what it's like to smile.
>>149460729Wish I could help Iโve never been to Boston. Maybe ask reddit the city subs are usually pretty active
>>149460359No Mr Uecker. My team is never winning ever again because our management sucks ass
>>149460804Do you think theyโd trade Bregman?
>>149460359No. All our pitchers went out and got drunk last night.
>>149460828Does it matter? Team can't hit for shit regardless. Great idea giving him 40 million a year Breslow. Fuck Yale
>>149460841It matters to me coz Iโm not a Red Sox fan sorry I thought theyโd be better this year dunno what happened
Who is the next player to get to 500 HR
Machado?
>>149460852Cora, Peter Fatse, and Andrew Bailey can fuck off along with Breslow. Henry needs to just sell the team and fuck off to Pittsburgh or Europe
>>149460852Anon cursed them before the season started
>>149460876Judge will reach 500 years before Machado will, if ever.
>>149460887If his body didnโt quit on him heโd have already gotten there
>>149460876Trout or Judge
Maybe Soto
>>149460893anon cursed the cusb with quints a few weeks but cusbies are in denial
>>149460915I heard the anon that got those quints died actually so weโll see who is cursed in the long run
>>149460918Death curses are the most powerful.
>>149460925Yeah I tend to agree. Bummer I was hoping the cubs were cursed but I guess theyโre not now
singles and the cusb lose the division to the gay berds
>>149460894Judge is the obvious choice I just feel like Machado is really consistent.
I hope all of them get there, at least more than one or two
My perception of time is so thrown off I canโt believe Pujols played in 2022 I would have guessed he got to 700 pre covid
>>149460388Oh hey everyone! Look who it is! Everyone's favorite faggot!
And how about that? I'm here, too! Fresh off a three day ban.
I've got a present for you. You wanna guess what it is?
It's seven girthy inches of ass sex.
Here's the deal: I'm going to backtrace your IP, find out where you live, and follow your faggot ass home.
You open the door, turn on your lights, only to find yourself in a good old fashioned wrasslin' match. The prize? Your ass.
"Oh my God, I'm being robbed!" you think in that effeminate voice of yours. Only partially true. As I quickly and effortlessly gain physical dominance, I put you on your back and yank your pants off.
You struggle, suddenly realizing that I'm anchoring both of your wrists with one hand. Your eyes dart around, looking for the other. Too late you realize that you've naturally and submissively spread your thighs and arched your back.
You feel discomfort as I slip inside you. "I'm being raped!" you start to think.
No, you realize. To be raped means to be used unwillingly. As your arms and legs turn to jello and you begin to whimper with joy at each thrust, you realize that you aren't getting raped.
You're getting fucked.
"Nonononono!" you scream internally. You're a boy! Boys don't get fucked! You keep tell yourself that ass I stuff my cock into your butt over and over. You close your eyes and grit your teeth and feel precum drizzle from your erect penis as I fuck you closer and closer to orgasm. And as I release myself inside of you, almost smothering you with my weight as I drive as deep as I possibly can, you experience a pleasure you didn't know existed. And in that moment, you become my woman.
>>149461004kinda gay desu
Doyers are back on top of the league, all is right in the world.
>>149461047other clubs got too cocky
>>149460972Stanton is 35, heโs got a shot if he can stay healthy. My hot take is Judge, Ohtani, Machado, Trout, and Soto all make it to 500 too.
Forgot pic baka kms kms :(
>>149461047I'm glad that we've put some cushion between us and other West contenders. I don't know how long our lead over the other division leaders.
>>149461073Yeah same, feels like just yesterday they were only a game up on SD/SF but the jints have been underperforming big time since getting devers and the poodres train ran out of steam.
>>149461068Muncy will end up with the most career home runs out of them all
>>149460363hang the banner! regular season champs coming through!
>>149461108post that pasta before chunky Muncy eats it
>>149460576thanks umpie for missing the fact that he was pulled off the base by that throw
>>149461068I would be thrilled if they all got to 500. Hopefully thereโs no stupid lockout nonsense but Iโm expecting there to be some. These guys already got screwed with Covid.
Also itโs shocking to see Judgeโs age next to all of these guys
>>149461047>play easiest schedule by a long shot>think this means you're goodoops
>>149461068is giancarlo related to that faggot mike stanton?
>>149461134the copium is strong with this one
>>149461068I saw some funny post about Eugenio Suarez, it was something like he should sign to the Rockies for a long term deal so he can chase 500 home runs and sneak in to the back door of Cooperstown
Should be against the rules to seethe about Ohtani or specific teams past like 11pm PST
>flyover pacos are seething again
go on, talk about your traffic, housing pricing, and gdp again, that was funny :^)
doyers run the genny
eternal doyers thread
>>149461175Itโs ironic coz Iโm not even a dodgers fan I just donโt understand how you guys can keep at this even up until you fall asleep
>>149461193seethe is a perma state of mind
>>149461193the lolmets bugposter consistently stays up until 1am et hoping the dodgers lose
2022 (Original)
https://voca.ro/14m9t3FfUryd
2023 (Braves)
https://voca.ro/16WMVbrYKB3U
2024 (Dodgers)
https://voca.ro/1oOUu995tdpE
(Non-Gay)
https://voca.ro/1Nq9EKvgl3u5
***NEW 2025*** (Yankees)
https://voca.ro/1hLSLpWRKF8l
Enjoy!
>>149461300i was just thinking about this the other day, thank you anon
>>149461128you must have been watching a different game than the rest of us did
>>149461193Youโre replying to an astromiguel
>>149460576>a routine double play is webm worth for the billion dollar team
>>149461193they can't help it. they're literally incapable of not thinking about the dodgers.
>>149461193Don't reply to doyerpacos
>>149461388I know it's difficult because you find baseball boring, but watch it all the way through
Kek these โtoids are seething
>Baystars down 5-0
This team has been so up and down
the pacos are living vicariously again
>>149461428nobody cares about nip ball
safe
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>>149461428i'll show you up and down *unzips dick*
kek timmy is crying because the mets won. fucking die timmy
>>149461415doyeraryans have back to back game ending double plays
sovl
>>149461415just another game in June for us but it was an exciting play where mere inches determined the win vs a tied ballgame.
help me! save me! ahhhhhhhh
>>149461455Timmy lives in a house with a yard in a beautiful suburb while you live in a concrete jungle.
>>149461428It was Bauer bump day
>>149461479bauerbros.... its owari da......
>>149461479what a fucking scrub
>>149461476oh but timmy canโt breed hahaha hes dying shut up timmy
>>149461445he has no response.
>>149461479RIP
dudes washed but still bullshit that he got blacklisted
>>149461479more like Bauer BUM day
cause he's fucking SHIT
โtoids haha they keep getting replaced
โtoids be like โlfg castellonosโ or soto. silly โtoid
>>149461531They do be like that tho
>>149461468it was less exciting and had many more inches to spare than this play
kek โtoids. i keep getting older watching baseball, they stay dying out
>>149461561I rarely get the call wrong when I'm watching the game on tv but I thought he was out by a mile... but luckily my faith and confidence in the umps was rewarded.
>>149461542love me some randy
>>149461542it's not a contest, anon. I was challenging his assertion that it was a routine double play. that looks like a close play too. if you're an M's fan, enjoy the W.
>>149461588so many nice looks at the play also
>>149461618He and dmo are BAD and should be offloaded to some suckers in the NL.
I went out during the second half of the game and unironically me and a couple other people cheered just because the padres avoided the no hitter. Yes, not getting no hit or shutout was like winning the world series to me today
>>149461723stop posting vtumors
>>149461723Yeah sometimes it do be like that.
>>149460670God I want that blonde to burn me with a cigarette as Iโm chained to a bed.
>>149461938smoking is bad for you.
>>149461971It's all the crabcakes.. Also boogs is pretty cheap but burgers are solid.
>>149461938I have a bad sunburn how could you want to be tied to anything and burned?
>>149461972there he is, the late-night funky muncy poster doing god's work.
Sleep
md5: a8ec2eac8c706820619475f43837e2aa
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Doyers
The Dragons tried arguing the final out, but the call was upheld.
https://x.com/msalas24/status/1938793445008847244
>>149462044>>149462126Congratulations on the Carp's victory, sigh
moja
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>>149462914Thanks, was worried Hearn would blow it there... see ya tomorrow for the series decider.
>>149461958AI generated image. I've never seen this bird in my life and I live near Chesapeake Bay. Why did Baltimore name their team after a fictional duck? What did they mean by this
>>149462600the 3rd base coach felt it too
>>149462952see you tomorrow.
Cute dog
>St. Louis 5, Cleveland 0
And that's a Redbird winner!
Sonny Gray earned his money tonight.
>>149461479Imagine being a fan of the gayest team in Japan and watching said gay team lose repeatedly because this heinously overpaid sperg keeps jobbing. The manager needs to grow some balls instead of enabling his short rest shit because this is just embarrassing.
>chadstros playing with literal whoโs
>still winning
We cumming for a third chip
Just took a big smelly Cubs. Thought I might need the plunger for that one.
>>149461155He could've just stayed a Red :[
He had like 4 when the DBags were here last
>period sox swept my yankees (their worlds eries), quickly forgot about it due to devers, and are still mad to the point of self harm>>149460368I have never played bloodborne.
>>149464191Bloodborne is very interesting, so if you have time, be sure to play it.
>>149464276good taste
youre not bad for an animese
>>149460368never happening. wont even get a remaster
Yall otta play sex with women
>>149464420Sure is your mom available?
4_l
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>>149464415That's right, it's a shame that Miyazaki and Sony have broken up with a fight.
>>149464420most women have no emotional intelligence and can't contribute to a conversation. Most
>>149464508game might be good but i hate the mariners too much to buy a nintendo
>>149464644Lol, I hope it will be sold on PC, PS, and Xbox.
It's definitely not possible though.
>>149464276They need to port it to PC. No portie no playie (I will not buy a PlayStation just to play your game Miyazaki)
>>149464644Kek
https://youtu.be/OgLzkrLNUSI?si=hqGn_avN0BRzwOiT
Flyover bumpkins who live in a trailer park call it โchocolate sauceโ even though the bottle clearly says syrup lmao can you even imagine
>>149465036They really do be like this kek
not happy with the classist direction this thread is heading in
They call it Canada cause they CAN do NADA about being so gay lol
>>149465217made me chuckle ngl
>>149464420don't mind if i do
>>149465490but that's a ladyboy
>>149465386gay morning to you too
>>149465544I sent your mom a text last night lol
>>149464191I think weโre going to finish like 6-7 against them this year so we can take the next couple of series.
>>149465569his mom is a man btw
>>149465571da fuck is wrong with his weirdo eyebrows?
>>149465642Correct, she's more of a man than you'll ever be.
>>149465306Youโre alright beaverbro
>>149465569imagine being assblasted by this so hard they that you start crying and they need to pause the game kwab
>>149465692you're a great son
>>149465763I would but I don't kiss ugly fat dudes only handsome twink like ones.
>>149465822what about an ugly fat woman (male)?
https://www.mlb.com/news/trea-turner-misses-out-on-4th-cycle-with-2nd-home-run
can a player just stop at third and settle for a triple after hitting a homerun?
>>149465685>some Masshole bought it for $175K and hung it in his car dealershipofc
Reminder that every year, one of the top two teams in the run differential category wins the World Series.
>>149465926you can touch three bases and then miss home plate and go into the dugout
same way robin ventura's grand slam got turned into a single
>>149466074>the generals two most hated teamsIโm thinking Manfred is based.
How the fuck did we end up with a Rangers/Dbacks World Series?
>>149466235Dbacks cheated
>>149466248getting lucky at luck swing isn't cheating :^)
>>149466235Idk but Ron Washington is good.
>>149466074Cubkees in a couple of weeks.
>>149466306Thereโs no luck involved. You donโt know baseball. Itโs timing.
>He say he text my mom last night
>And then he fuh my ess
>be dbacks
>cheat
>lose
2023 lmfao
>>149466499Idk the bullpen going from ass to good the last month of the season with only the addition of Paul Sewald allowing the sneks to get hot was a stroke of good luck. Longo making clutch diving plays in the field on balls that were scorched was good luck. Having guys like Alex Thomas, Gabi, or Domo, who hit less the 10 Hrs during the season, all 3 Homer in the playoffs is good luck :^)
>>149467114>bad players becoming good is luckNah, thatโs just called adjusting to the game.
>>149465555Quads of based retardation
>>149467114Want to go to the ws again kid? Geno for Bazardo and Pop, that's TWO (2) Mariners relievers for your stat padding 3b.
>>149467373So how do explain every bullpen arm (-slade cecconi) went back to being ass after 2023.
Is that the game adjusting back to the mean? Or did the luck run out?
>>149467510I respect your tenacity anon
>>149465555 is this kid
>>149467565 all grown up and you literally canโt refute this.
>>149467529You answered your own question.
Are Mets fans okay?
https://x.com/NjTank99/status/1938778348282626493
>>149460478how did terry francona not make his way into this poem
>>149460613hey i'm the only new quintana roo tigers fan here!
i'm flattered that you saved my image though however
>>149460670sometimes i want to learn how to do what the ai guys on /gif/ do and make normal pics of women into lewds, but that feels like an unhealthy path to go down.
>>149467643Woops...unlucky for you my hand slipped and I accidentally called Manfred up and told him you were making yo momma jokes. Good luck going to another ballgame now chud.
>>149466133Those are the Mets and Mariners
>>149467712No one cares about your favorite lolcow
>>149467712I look and act like this
>>149467936No one hates the mariners theyโre just a joke team everyone laughs at. The autistic seething about the Dodgers and Mets is unparalleled.
>>149467757he's not a man from tacoma
Ohtani opened with a homerun last night.
Can anyone stop him?
>>149467909It takes about five images to see "the strings" and then the effect loses everything that made it interesting.
And pornography is bad for you.
>>149461723sometimes it be like that
do you guys own hats from multiple teams
>>149468012he only has 7 homers in june compared to soto's 11
at this rate, soto might set a career high (they said he would never hit more than he did with the yankees) and lead the league
>>149468131I donโt think heโll pass that Cali Rawlings guy that plays in Canada or wherever though
>>149468074over one hour from now
Will any of you listen to Recker call the Mets/Pirates game on the radio this evening?
>>149461300it's saturday morning. i'm drinking my coffee. thinking about what i'll do today. and i'm listening to these on repeat. generations of my bloodline clawed their way through history, surviving, reproducing, and sacrificing so that i could be here, in this moment. if only they could have seen the future. my neanderthal great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather would have jumped in a volcano
>>149468012my doggie doos won that game btw
Who're ya watchin'?
>>149468231anon that game is on at one o'clock in the afternoon (same time as my m's so no)
>>149461300>(Non-Gay)>https://voca.ro/1Nq9EKvgl3u5singing this at the blaze/volts game tonight, thanks anon
>>149468260red is cubgers and blue is phillaves (or Bravellies if you like)
>>149468231Recker and Howie???
>>149465555me at the blaze/volts game tonight
I'll be watching Twins Tigers
>>149468482that's not on the map
>>149468482Uh oh Tiggiesโฆ
Hololive night tonight!!!
>>149468568stfu retarded nigel faggot kys
>>149467972it makes me angry how perfect that team name and those uni's are
>>149468568It's a week from tonight. Reminder that we should make a dedicated thread for that game too.
>>149468634it's a frognigga baseball club world out there
>>149468733Many people are choosing Ramdgers these days
Post some of your favorite photos from the season
>>149468699Awww it's next week!?
>>149468985average vtuber fan intelligence, incapable of using google
>>149468984you just posted it
>>149468568>fundies actually believe this
>>149469278MLB American League Standings
>>149469301MLB National League Standings
>>149469301my mariners might not end the week in 4th place that would sure be swell
>>149469371when do blooboids play the red sox? i want to see the other panama have a melty.
>>149469416Panama and Venezuela only exist because the power of the seethe he generates is enough for both countries.
>>149469441oh i had no idea they were playing today
It's time for Yankletics baseball.
I think Volpe is going to have a multi-hit game. He constantly puts pressure on low-velo lefties.
M's bros what do we think of our lineup today? I would prefer cal dh or have a day off with harry ford playing and just let julio sit if he needs a break.
>>149469656i will be monitoring this game and siding with my divisional rival over the hated yankee menace
>>149469701thanks, i meant to ask you for this earlier
>>149469656Kek this one is really good
>>149469717lol at the mad fat offensive lineman left out of the gay dance
>>149469788Russ running up like a retard is also funny.
>>149469694We could win 5-4, lose 12-0, go 14 innings and win 1-0, win 16-5, lose 16-5, who knows. That's just Mariners baseball! I do know I'll be listening on the radio while out today. I hope you have a great day /mlb/. :)
>>149469807guy on the left looks like a money grubbing FAGGOT
What the fuck happened to the rays last night? 22 runs?
>>149469854How many rings does the guy on the right have tho?
>being up 1.5 games over the homeless rebuilding Rays is like winning the world series to stinkeefags
how low
>>149469897Can you stop talking about sonic the hedgeheg for 5 minutes please?
>>149469857Orioles scored 16 and then dropped 6 runs more on a position player. Poor Jose Caballero didn't deserve that.
>>149469694did they choose to use a bussy photo because of pride month or what
Judge's patchy stubble looks like a rash. Disgusting
>>149469940new oc content just dropped
>>149469701either give them cock bulges or give them camel toes. and where are the pokie nipples? i'm tired of this milquetoast garbage
>>149469717zesty and why the awful neon green colors?
>>149469717so glad i stopped watching this sport
fuck the dodgers and the their tribe
Havent watched MLB in a coons age because of the lack of balls in play and anayltcs. Im far from a ahter so Im gonna toss on a game. I hate the Yankees. Who should i be on the lookout for in the Twins/Tigers game?
>Blue Jays have recalled Will Wagner from Triple-A and optioned Alan Roden.
welcome back Willy
>>149470162two and a half hours til game time bay beeeeeee
>>149470131definitely a dodger fan
>>149470128worst jerseys in the nfl
>>149470437Based. Mettiejetties is a forced meme.
>>149470986>He's not a MettieJettieNettieIslettiefanngmi
>>149470218Just like my duckies :)
>>149470986โฆand Mets kids know a thing or two about forced memes!
Aโs fleeced is with the Frankie Montas trade lmao.
>German perfect game was two years ago today
Seems like just yesterday.
>>149471275Didnโt he get blacklsited by us for starting a fight?
>>149471302He had multiple alcohol related incidents of violence but yeah he ended up going to far when he showed up drunk and tried fighting everyone kek
>>149471367Chiefyals has potential
>>149471417Oh boy another glorified bullpen game.
>>149471270Not before I get to see that smile as I look up at him lovingly while deep throating his cock
>>149471437Lmao, Mike Schmidt I won that challenge.
>>149471465It'll be Ohtani for 2, Wrobleski for 5, Kirby for 1, Kopech for 1. Book it
Gay Bar Torres Homers on the last weekend of Pride
We literally just need 1 more consistent bat
>>149471417legitimately 10x more excited to see kim's name than ohtani pitching
>>149471655>Gay Bar Torres Homers on the last weekend of Prideit went by so fast. and i was just starting to get stretched out.
ETERNAL NEW TIGODS FAN HERE
>>149471210Is the Mets kid ERG?
>>149461513correct, because doyers know he was pulled off the bag
Soto gets glazed on here more than Ohtani
>>149470175byron buxton and riley greene
>>149461468>against a 38-50 teamgrim
Tigers teeing off in Minnesota
>>149471910did you not watch the replays?
>>149471926not when the swede is logged in
>>149471926Doubt. Iโm prepared for my downvotes, but they both get unfairly hated on this subreddit.
>>149471910The Ump literally pointed to the Royals manager to see if he wanted to challenge. Royals didn't even try.
>>149471417do you print this off and shove it up your ass?
>>149471985they're throwing for content
>doyerpacos are seething so hard that nobody is noticing my yanks struggling against the As again
Kurtz hurts the Yankees with a 3 run HR to right field, 4-0 Athletics
>>149472121oh we're noticing
>>149471985>Not challenging the game ending play just on the off chance the NYumpgods smile upon you NGMI Roylels
>>149472129Thanks for color commentary. Is that your full time job?
>>149472188it's Tony Kemp's
>>149472188Posts that don't contextualize the ball being played are dumb. People will just say
>Bases loaded>Double playIt improves the quality of the thread greatly if you throw in something to identify the game
>>149472313this is why reddit has better baseball discussions
Popeyes comin in hot with the snack wraps.
>>149472347I'm glad you agree , really helps out the thread
I wish I had a Cane's or a Popeye's in my town :(
>>149472313>CONTEXT!Just watch the ball game you stupid faggot and stop trying to spoon feed game day box score retards.
>>149472334looks like prison food
>>149472313all posts are mariners related
>>149472413racism is not allowed here
>>149471926They're both pretty similar players. We should appreciate that we can watch both of them at the same time be great.
>>149472413Itโs just a delicious tendies wrap. Youโve never been to jail have you?
Lifelong tigods fan here. Ex-tloses fan as of five minutes ago. Wow my team is great
>>149472398>stop having fun talking about baseball!no thanks
Tigers strand runners on the corners as the Twins head to the top of the 7th btw
why does the general go to shit every time the mets are playing?
>>149472546all the seething methinks tbqhwu
>>149472546That one kpop spamming Mets fan is super autistic and drags everything down with him
>>149472501davidlynchinterview.jpg
>>149472546correlation = causation
>>149472499no I'm really successful
400K
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>>149472499black anon here. that guy is right
>>149472754how many macbooks do you own?
Is it true Volpe's the next Jeter?
>>149472570Only ancientfags remember the paco that seethed so hard about the Mets giving up a single run to the Rockies that he accidentally admitted he hates watching his own billion dollar team and then tried to pretend it was a false flag.
Gentlemen, it's nearly time for real baseball.
Is it true that Jacob Wilson is a better generational hitter than Aaron Judge?
>>149473047to be fair, I also only watch when yam or may are on the mound
>>149472546They just signed the largest contract in MLB history this season and they fucking suck ass as of late, what do you think?
>>149473047Iโm confused by all of this I feel like Mets and Dodgers fans are waging some meta posting war
>Volpe works a walk
>next pitch GIDP
Yanks ain't beatin the 'stros this season
>>149473107they're fighting for the most bugs
>>149473112they're just lucky they play in the shittiest division in baseball, like one of the teams doesn't even have a stadium
>>149472129you have to say the full name every time, it's Nick Kurtz
>>149473022I predicted Volpe would have a multi-hit game. Looks like I was right since they've now walked him three times.
>FOX game
Great, I either get Joe โrobot slaveโ Davis and John โI hate Baseballโ Smoltz or
Adam Amin and AJ โdedicated my life to hating the Cubsโ Pierzynski
>>149473047definitely falseflagging from a hater. many such cases.
>>149473112You're a hater, and your team has no hitting.
>>149473146The most competitive division in the American League*
>>149473165I wish my team had a higher walk rate.
The twins should just switch Ober out with Zebby, surely he's better at this point?
>>149473131I have eight so far
>>149473047>the game is only watchable when the doyers' worst starting pitcher is playingIf you believe this is real you're a special breed of retarded
>>14947323280% of the teams are sub .500
MVP
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>>149473268>>149473131I don't think I've seena single bug type doyer post
>>1494732803/6 of the teams in the current playoff standings are in the AL East. Case dismissed.
>tfw no yams or may on the hill
>>149473375Pointing at first samsara
>>149473329Mets won that game then
>>149473378look up, ohtranny will be throwing 20 pitches today, well worth the $200 admission and 3 hours of traffic
>>149473375Wells is not a starting catcher.
>>149473022Yup, and nobody can tell me otherwise
Wait, there are two Max Muncys?
>>149473418the entire team is AAA + judge
>>149473293Wasn't this dude born in California
>>1494734443 if you consider each only 150lbs
5 piece tenders on the Yanks rn
>>149473444one for each league
>>149473445The entire team, withstanding Bellinger, for Soto, are complete upgrades. They have the best run differential in the game.
In just a handful of hours the NATS will blow a thick, stickly load of cum up the Anglels asshole
They're seething at my yanks again.
>>149473457his parents are from Ontario
>>149473506>checks calendar>it's still juneI'll allow it, this time
>>149473515Ontario, California?
>>149473582the guys who founded that city were also from Ontario
>>149473271>doyerpacos knowing anything about evaluating baseball talent to begin with>anyone else calling yamamoto yams sure jan
I look forward to the rubber match tomorrow.
>>149473271We've been shitting on May, but at least he's been available. Him, Yoshi and Old Man Kersh are keeping this team afloat
I am now a [city TBD] Athletics fan
winans? more like loseans
Nobody knows Iโm a [REDACTED] fan shit stirring the pot between every other team
>>149473608I didn't know that, interesting.
Boone's fired after this season right?
>>149473715>practicing his out call>evaluating his form with his own shadow watching this career with great interest
>>149473765You can't fire him, he's playing an important part in the development of the next Derek Jeter
>>149473669They're gonna stay in Sacramento.
>>149473765Heโs not the guy who needs to be removed
>>149473765If he fails to make it back to the World Series I think weโre all fine with that decision.
>>149473765bryan cashman, actually
>>149473785that would be nice
Vegas deserves 0 teams
Bases full for the Motor City Kitties
>>149473765>blaming Boone when Cashman has been your gm since before 9/11
>>149473829they deserve the raiders, actually. they deserve no successful teams
>>149473047based true doyerchad, fuck watching endless bullpen games
do the twins have one of the worst bullpens in the league right now, feels like all of their guys get rocked every time they come in
>>149473902depends if you consider Kike Hernandez as a part of the bullpen that ranks 28th in runs allowed and WHIP
>>149473969You can't say that word anymore anon
inb4 seething pacos continue here
Anyone else's streameast got the diamondbacks game on the dodgers stream?
>>149474489Sorted now.
ITFDB!!!!!!
>Just Learned about Bauer's ERA in Japan
>He said he's a top 15 pitcher in the world last year
What a fucking guy lol. He's had such an amusing career. Chances of him playing in MLB again?
Only 89 pitches need Sonny Gray.
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