Thread 149461037

NOW - Roaches vs Norf
TONIGHT - Magpiss vs Sandcopers
LATER TONIGHT - Sperg out

Tonight the Iggs SHOCK the world.

HEAVE HO UNNA

hawthorn are winning

is harley gonna get his johnson out

just discovered there's a pornstar called "Harley Reed"
don't ask how I found that out

>>149461066
haley reed, mate. haley reed.

Lads, Cam just posted

So cold in here that my nipples could cut glass.

weekend afternoon fta tv is suicide inducing

just discovered tasmanians can "hardly read"

just discovered there's a pornstar with my sister's name

>>149461051
200 point loss?

>>149461084
kek

Jamie Elliott 5 goals on the cards to become that small forward coleman contender

>>149461098
That's why the AFL scheduled it at Docklands. Wanted it played under the roof so the weather wouldn't get in the way of a historic thumping.

kurt going full on chud

Harley Reid on the big stage. The world has never seen the likes.

>>149461145
That's it I'm logging off. See house cunts never

>>149461157
*Youse

Hope everything is alright with RC, Sofia, Matthew, Emily, Nikolai and the two sets of twins.

above all be nice x

>Wizard
More like Gee whiz that was shit

This yo girl /alf/?

>>149461181
thoughts and prayers

>>149461197
ho been watching too much LQ QNED TV

were having Tacos for tea!

>>149461197
>when you see another married riewoldt coworker

>>149461145
I see people getting up at 3am to bump the thread and try to keep it alive. Incredibly sad really.

>>149461130
holy shit xD

>sturt hosting eagles in the sanfl
>sturt are 1st
>eagles are 4th
>sturt lead 105-2 at halftime
what the fuck lads

>>149461213
hmmm but it's not tuesday

>>149461220
classic country footy scoreline that

>>149461220
Adelaide is a big country town, to be expected you get country footy scores.

I was at the petrol station earlier thinking of something funny to say on afl and laughing to myself, I'm never not here really.

They call me the "Shot Caller" of /alf/

>>149461181
trip on

i talk to myself and do funny voices and songs all day

>stage for free
>miss
you love to see it

>>149461197
das rite

They call me the "Foot Smeller" of /alf/

>>149461176
this is why i dont watch the news anymore
>war
>death
>death by domestic assault
>war
>drug crime
>death
every night

>>149461217
>getting up
>implying we've been to sleep

you can call me alf

if jack gunston were a cunt
he'd be jack cuntston
or he'd still be jack gunston haha

played the factorio demo for an hour that shit is dangerous lads not sure if i should buy teh full game might be too addicting

>>149461228
Crisp me.

meant Fatorio

>>149461275
can i call you bettyf
iykwim haha

daniel must be top 10 players you wouldn't want to be on your team and have the ball

meant fat tonio

>>149461176
>>149461272
it's by design. It keeps you in a fear based, fight or flight brain pattern where you look for any escape from the mounting (but unfelt) physical stress your nervous system is under, that "way out" is the advertisements to consume more shit. It's honestly an art form what the tribe has done to people. They should all hang though and if any of my friends link me some article from some shit like 9news or perthnow I legitimately think less of them, low beasts that they are.

>>149461287
queem QUEEM

>>149461291
He's known for his disposal, what do you think, he's there for his size?

>>149461296
tl;dr

mabior goal

will we see a NORF fightback to make it entertaining like last night or are Carlton just that fucking SHIT that Hawks are going to belt Norf like the red-headed step child that they are

>>149461296
https://www.perthnow.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-gossip/music-star-teddy-swims-becomes-a-dad-c-19181177

>>149461226
nah this is

>>149461302
news makes the worlds problems your problems to stress you into buying stuff

>>149461305
KANGA KANGA KANGA

if your mental state is influenced by the news you're probably a tradie

>>149461305
can tell that old cunt is a nonce

>>149461305
son: i want peaky blinders
mum: w have peaky at home
the peaky blinders at home:

>>149461321
>*doom scrolls for 5 hours a day*

Got a big stiffy atm
Want me to do something about it
You want to watch me do that, do you, you dirty little twink
I'm going to gape you, slut

mad how we're alive right now

>>149461335
speak for yourself

>>149461335
Considering we beat all those MILLIONS of other sperms, yeah we might as well have a crack at the lotto or getting a gf I daresay

just finished my 7th beer and I can feel my blood pressure rising
I'm ready to speak out against the injustices of the world and maybe post some trannies later

>>149461332
Who are you talking to?

north melbourne are SHIT

>>149461344
does the "sperm race" trope count if you were an IVF baby?

>>149461335
The universe is infinite in size and time so it's basically a guarantee that we'd eventually be alive at some point

>>149461359
not me i wouldnt

>>149461335
yep we can turn this around. plenty of time. footys a 4 quarter game

>>149461358
>Get the doctor's genetics instead of your genetic deadend dad
Yeah, you won the lottery.

>>149461359
When we die in our graves, will that infinite time and space mean the atoms representing our "selves" will collude and collide at some point? Perhaps we might get rekt by the sun and become nothing, not even from an atomic perspective

>>149461373
you're supposed to die before you're in the grave mate

Fucken fuming absolutely sick of it
Angry angry angry

>>149461382
tell that to ivan milat's victims

i just woke up kek

>>149461368
>posting here
nah pretty sure it was my dad lol

based snoozer

kek jack darling is gunna play another 5 season for norf

You know who deserve to die early? Tradie vermin

>>149461382
>>149461390
What would you do if you woke up 6 feet under in a grave? Pitch black, enough oxygen for an hour, no clue of your whereabouts, no room to even rotate yourself
Imagine the despair if the only person that walks past in that timeframe is a deaf old nan and you can hear her footsteps from underneath crying for help

is there a scummier club than poothorn

>>149461380
how can it be called "pretty significant" and classed as "medium impact"
I fucking hate the MRO and AFL "journalists" with a fucking passion, absolute bottom feeders the lot of them. The MRO is just the ATO for players going hard at the ball, fucking dog cunts

>>149461406
i'd probably suffer for a while then die from asphyxiation, you?

If I could kill every Hawkroach it wouldn't be enough. Iw ould have to be given the opportunity to torture each one in new and more excruciating ways

>>149461411
>BT sport
wild they gave bristle his own channel

everyone in this pic has committed suicide btw

>>149461416
You and me both mate

>>149461417
based beyond belief

>>149461380
>deliberate punch to the stomach
>one week off
>accidental footy action resulting in concussion
>three weeks off
I FUCKING HATE THE MRP I FUCKING HATE THE MRP I FUCKING HATE THE MRP

Norf can still win this

Woah your so heckin disturbed and evil bro

Just visualised myself pouring battery acid into Jack Ginnivan's eyes and now I have a boner

who are you talking to bro?

>>149461452
why would you want him to become an umpire?

just saw some spastic talk about torturing an afl player and now i'm emailing the afl and the afp about it

>>149461460
On ya mate, do better /alf/

Hawkroach filth is the lowest of the low. Worse than tradies

>>149461466
nah i just wanna see what one of you cunts look like haha

very unengaging match, lucky we've got eagles tonight

Why is footy so utterly shit these days
Just completed doghsit for morons

dogshit round of footy

the iggs will save the day

dogshit

I'm bored someone post some tranny porn again

For me its harlee reed

>>149461495
crisp hater of nick daicos

@149461497
repulsive, what happened to the eroticism of porn?

>>149461497
wonder what her poos taste like

>>149461497
Love Indian women like you wouldn't believe.

>>149461507
>sniffing clean folded undies
retard

Hey hey, ho ho
Laura Kane has got to go
Hey hey, ho ho
Andrew Dillon's got to go

alright, which of you is this?

Gonna protest at AFL House tomorrow, watch out for me on the news
"Make Footy Great Again"

>>149461519
>Thinking they don't still have a faint scent
It's the subtlety that makes it even better.

Never seen so many clear homosexuals in a footy team as in the current Hawkroach team

Hopefully Hawthorn win this by at least 70 points

>>149461525
there are no living NORF fans that post here

>>149461535
Oh are you the resident authority on homosexual men are you?

>>149461554
fuck we had it so good and we just pissed it all away

>>149461525
not me i look like this

>>149461525
nice duckface / mewing fucking queer

i'm so bored

>collingwood v west coast
>richmond v adelaide
>st kilda v fremantle

Its always good watching North get belted

>>149461578
this is what happens when you spread out the byes over like 5 weeks like a fucking spastic
less games which means more shit ones

>>149461572
Does Gawn really have baby teeth?

>>149461507
based me with my siszas knickers when she was in the shower

cannot describe how much i fucking hate hawkroach scum with every fibre of my being
every single member of the team deserves an extended electric chair execution

>>149461572
THE josh barnes?

>>149461566
would give this bung eyed bitch the best 30 seconds of her life

>>149461603
based norf

>>149461572
AI slop

>>149461611
kek

had some onion rings and now i have the jeets

>>149461586
>tfw sister's used tampons were in a little bin in the bathroom next to the shower

>>149461586
curious lil guy
>>149461657
nasty cunt

>be average team but really good at beating shit teams
>depending on the draw (which is retarded and rigged) this can give you an insane advantage

>>149461663
Didn't smell too nasty; smelt pretty good actually.
Clean cunt.

>>149461497
disgusting

>>149461708
Based Port supporter.

I'm hungry.

>>149461586
once did this with a bikini in our bathroom that I thought my sister's friend left at our house -- sniffed it, wanked into it, all that like half a dozen times in the space of a week.
anyway, long story short: they didn't belong to my sister's friend

bored, might wank

I have a crippling and debilitating foot fetish

>>149461741
>Week
So you snuck it away to your room? Way to get busted jerking it to your mother's used bottomwear.

why does everyone wanna fuck their sister all of a sudden?

>>149461766
I don't. I hate incest porn.

>>149461766
Because she's hot as fuck you worthless plebocrat.

i find my own sister repulsive even though she's probably a 7 but i find the idea of sister brother hot. i blame the porn jews

>>149461773
I'm talking about normal people.

>>149461766
>all of a sudden

>>149461786
You're suggesting people that watch incest porn and want to fuck their sister are the normal ones?

first to 100 usually wins

>Have a real sister
>...Have maybe one positive memory of her
Reality is grim.

>>149461766
just coz shes your sister doesnt mean her pheromones don't get you amped up

imagine having live in pussy growing up, someone you have known all your life someone who you can trust, someone who is like a reflection of yourself and instead you decide you want to fuck some random slut who is a complete stranger and you know nothing about
i'll never understand stranger fuckers

>>149461816
did it involve her feet?

Not only will this be my last post in this general, but from this moment onward, I refuse to acknowledge the existence of australian rules football. I will not turn on the tv to watch a match. I will not check the scores on fanfooty. I will not watch any programs to do with AFL. This is my final post. Millions must follow me in abandoning this "sport", so that we can move forward and create a new culture. Goodbye forever.

>>149461834
>someone who you can trust

>>149461842
what's the new culture gonna be?

>>149461842
See you tomorrow.

>>149461855
anti-tradie technocratic fascism

>>149460644
You got close, eh?

reckon north will want a few goals here

>>149461842
crisp new perth bears customers

>>149461824
(garn servo)

>>149461766
bots sent by the tribe to further destroy the nuclear family

>>149461896
Incest is the nucleus of the nuclear family, midwit.

>>149461824
finna knock some white dog out like he's never been out before

>>149461901
pull your cock out of your cousin and get back to reality Brayden

>>149461896
>>149461901
Egypt ruled the world for longer than all of western history, and they did it all by bedding their sister.

I STILL GOT MY COCK IN MY CUZZIN, NOONGAR

>>149461901
based jeet

>>149461842
tldr

>>149461910
>believing history as told to you by grifters
lol, lmao even
and where are they now?
a civilization that doesn't have any graveyards was a civilization meant to be farmed like cattle they didn't rule shit you absolute cum brain freak

business idea
remove the time limit
introduce the 9 point super goal
game ends when one side reaches 100 points

>>149461912
giga based, one of Perth's greatest cultural contributions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt2LHE3oeks

>>149461937
>a civilization that doesn't have any graveyards
Uh... you do know what modern day Egypt's main (only) tourist attractions are, right?

>>149461959
>doesn't refute my point
>a tourist attraction is a reflection of actual history
I can tell you're shaking with rage trying to type out a snide reply, fucking loser go back to gripping your dick and peering at some "step sister" asshole porn you fucking genetic dead end

>>149461842
/afl/ is good even if you don't watch the absolute disgrace that is the current sport

dads watching sky news and getting angry again

>>149461959
there isn't a single hieroglyph making reference to the pyramids at all, let alone being "tombs of the pharoah's" The Sphinx is far older than the dates the grifters are giving you because the water erosion doesn't lie.

>>149461842
see you tomorrow mate

You worthless shitheads gonna talk about the fucking match that's on or nah?

Unrelated, but I learnt my history from youtube vids linked on /x/.

>>149462001
why? 2 shits teams, absolute slop round

Next up... the iggs SHOCK the world.

>>149461976
>and where are they now?
Dead.
They got conquered by Macedonia and became part of Alexander the Great's empire. Ptolemy made it his empire after Alexander's death and his family ruled until Cleopatra decided to start seeing people outside of her family (Julius Caesar and Mark Antony) and doomed Egypt.

>a civilization that doesn't have any graveyards was a civilization meant to be farmed like cattle
They have the biggest and most famous graveyards in human history.

>they didn't rule shit you absolute cum brain freak
They ruled their region for thousands of years.

Happy?

>>149461991
reference your house in english as if you never learneded it

>>149462016
>They have the biggest and most famous graveyards in human history.
where? not the guy you're fighting with i'm genuinely curious because that whole area is fuckey to me

>>149462006
*season

>there is a coomer on multiple devices defending ancient Egypt to justify his incest porn addiction
never change /alf/

>>149462028
The pyramids and the Valley of the Kings.

REDPILL: THE PYRAMIDS WERE FOR CATS, NOT PHAROAHS

>>149462001
What specifically? How uncompetitive Norf is? How it was over by quarter time?

>>149462039
I don't care what you've heard mate the pyramids aren't "graves" or tombs, they were power plants

>>149462045
t. Graham Catcock

I just made an absurdly funny post that none of you will even understand

>ancient alienposting
grim grim grim. mungo man, gobekli tepe and megaliths up next for the jre watcher I'll bet.

You may not like it, but this is what peak ruling performance looks like.
Consolidate power.

>>149462061
t. Graham Catcock

Norf take a step forward one week, then three steps back the next.
Must be demoralising to support such a club.

for me it's atlantean leylines and the noosphere

those pre-dynastic granite vases that we can't even make today are fucking crazy

egyptians were black

Love watching North get belted

>>149462086
No.

I stopped watching, are they losing by 100 yet?

>Beat Carlton
>People think you're good
Tip top keks

>>149462084
the ones we replicate on modern cncs?

>>149462091
97. But there's still 11 minutes left.

>>149462084
speak for yourself

>>149462091
97 currently, 13 minutes into the fourth quarter. Will be 100+ easy.

I am laughing
Not because Norf
But because this is who Can'ton lost to
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>149462098
>>149462101
won't even get a 100m. grim

>>149462094
no one thinks that, they just think Carlton are fucking dire

>>149462089
cope snow monkey

how do you let this happen

>>149462102
dees got raped by them

>>149462102
Think Voss was going to survive this week, but North going full Norf was the finishing blow.

>>149462097
we've don't make anything close to them. especially out of granite. the only time we make stuff with a similar level of precision currently is shit like guidance system lenses in icbms.

>>149462114
It only looks bad because they've had bullshit accuracy. Most forwards have that many shots at goal, but they're 2.3 instead of 5.0.

imagine being the people who graffed Carlton after their loss seeing this, might have to go back for round 2 tonight lmao

>>149462114
>combining for 15.2
good kicking is good footy

A lot of times you can see conspiritards are just spouting rubbish they got from joe rogan podcast guests, its quite embarrassing

>>149462130
higher than most final scores these days

all i do on my days off is drink, watch footy and post here

>>149462106
You might be right. Hope not though.

for me it's Hatshepsut

for me it's hag shep slut

vip streams are back up if any lads were wondering

>>149462169
awsum, can't wait to watch the big game 2nite

I thought Cucko was the MasterCoach?

>>149462177
He got exposed at the end of his Hawthorn reign and has been coasting on that reputation since.

drunk cooking bolognese

>>149462177
he got played saying if he went to NORF they'd give him the Tassie job and then he got fucked over, now he just doesn't care

>>149462101
LOL GET BTFO RETARD

>>149462200
But he is coaching in Tasmania?

odds stay up and watch palmeiras vs butter faggots
evens wake up early and watch benfica vs chelsea

>>149462205
allegedly

>85 point win after being 97 points up
PATHETIC. Do any teams still have a killer instinct? Hopefully the Iggs put the Pies to the sword tonight and we get the 100+.

>>149462198
Nice. How drunk are you?

Thoughts on bad kicking?

>>149462213
97 points was already the biggest margin this season but they threw it away

>>149462205
>team on the ropes for even existing
>trying to dump merch on the cheap this year
>government vultures circling
>Buckley being touted as coach
he got played

>>149462215
Fuckeyed lad

how you call a pharoah who farted while wanking?
Tootancummin

>>149462215
8 standards

>>149462231
based boozer

>>149462084
https://www.etsy.com/au/market/granite_vase

dude BOOZE lmao

>>149462239
you sound like you need a drink lad

>>149462239
Yes. Problem?

>>149462230
howd u call a pharaoh what scared ya with like a lions roar or some shit?
ra
edit 1: meant a god whatever cunt

>>149462236
"""""granite"""""
It's painted concrete you sucker.

I’m the drunkest cunt here

>>149462226
keye'd

>>>/his/17797728

support my thread pls

can't stop buying lottery tickets

>>149462253
>This hight quality flower vase can be an integral part of a tombstone for your relative or any other person close to you.
>The vase is made of natural granite, which it is not at all susceptible to any weather conditions.

>>149461782
>i find my own sister repulsive even though she's probably a 7
You're not supposed to find your sister attractive in the first place, please seek psychiatric help

>a congenital heart defect has felled the entire collingwood team moments before bouncedown
>west coast wins by forfeit

>>149462265
>etsy (DOT) com

I had my first wank while watching this show

I estimate that’s the 3rd time I’ve been to /his/, might look at other obscure boards

>>149462267
thats what i said i don't find her attractive

The last time a team on the bottom beat the top team? 20 years ago. Those two teams you ask? West coast and collingwood.

>>149462274
I HATED this show, the main character gave me the ick

>>149462278
might i recommend /cm/

Have you guys ever been to tasmania?

>>149462294
..yh

>>149462294
Yeah why

>>149462294
only to Perth

>>149462294
is that in new zealand?

>>149462293
Definitely the first time I’ve been there, proper nonce shit

>>149462297
whereabouts
>>149462303
just asking
>>149462308
fair enough
>>149462312
southernmost australian state

>>149462323
the 'bart

>>149462294
nah but I'm on the verge of buying tickets for end of July/August

im gonna drink some BOOZE and then DRIVE because im a fucking FAGGOT

ive got a mate whos been to geelong (allegedly)

>>149462345
yeah i got a mate who reckons he's been there as well
we might have the same mate lol

>>149462351
reckon we must hey haha
seriously small world

Good old Collingwood forever. We know how to play the game.

ive been to egypt

>>149462355
yeah that's fucked

What’s up with /f/
Also /hc/ has potential

/f/ is a bastion of the old ways

Bored with nothing to do. Might scour for some hookers

>>149462368
/f/ got nuked when 4chan got hacked. Flash has been dead for 30 years and there's no safe way to host them without risking getting hacked.

bring back the text boards

Harley sneed vs spic gaicos

FLASH! AAAAAAAAAH

>>149462368
>Also /hc/ has potential
For what? The board is slow as fuck and there's zero discussion on anything. Just people posting images and asking "source?"
Porn threads on blue boards like /tv/, /sp/ or /v/ are unironically better for discussing porn than the porn board even if they generally get deleted.

listening to neverending story and getting pumped up for a cracking game of footy

>>149462398
>For what?
A cheeky wank

let's try and get an iggs chant going

they're here to show us why

>>149461502
>>149461726
faggots. whats not too love about a hot slut showing off her holes?

Just heard of a Hawks supporter who had a heart attack and died today
BASED
ROT IN HELL DOG

>>149462436
trvke status?

>>149462440
>dying watching your team rape another team
based

don't watch the footy anymore
just too soi and shit

How to get white gf with no tattoos?

Andrew Dillon is a genuine fraud of a human being
Gutless and weak, stands for nothing

anyone got a pic of that hot sluzza in the crowd on her phone

Who were those pies baddies on screen just then, I’ve got it muted

whatever happened to joffa? never see him in the crowd shots anymore

>>149462436
where in the UK is this??

pies is spanish for feet

I'll be dropping a trvke later about a particular Collingwood footballer who I have audiovisual proof of attending Wet On Wellington
The club hasn't paid up yet so my threat to make the footage public is becoming more real by the moment

>>149462476
basically impossible at this point unless you go Amish

Got $200 riding of pies -61.5

Collingwood has lots of hot female supporters. I been to a Collingwood v Essendon game and was amazed by how many hot females there was at the game

>Shaking hands before the game
Footy used to be a mans game

>Barbie on 9
See you later losers, enjoy this boring mismatch

Would you shake hands with your direct opponent before the game?

>>149462502
I'm honestly embarassed for women with this kind of behaviour. They always make fun of guys for holding a fish on tinder or some shit but they all have a fucking wine glass in hand and those eyebrows, fuck me get it under control

>>149462513
they don't think about you at all

>>149462507
>>149462510
Based niggers

>>149462499
I took the eagles at the line, may the better man win.

Fishing is for faggot NPC's and should rightfully be mocked

>>149462521
*shakes your hand*

>>149462502
Left for me

>>149462510
Who was the guy who refused to do it and copped some flack for it? Happened some years ago.

*spits on hand*

>>149462525
(You) me like a man you weak zoomer dog

good try nick, you'll get the next one

When your opponent tries to shake your hand you should just uit them back with a power stance

>>149462502
Who's the tall one?

>>149462513
Trvke. If I see a hole holding any kind of drink in a photo, I immediately lose all interest. I can already tell she will be an alcoholic in her 40s if not already

>>149462510
>>149462533

Damn magpies set up so well behind the ball.

I will always be an anti social incel

>>149462556
Dakota Chrichton

>>149462519
Do you shake your mates hand after he fucks your wife?

IGGS SHOCK THE WORLD

notice how every shit Daicos disposal is always the error of the person who was in the general vicinity

>>149462556
>tall
Monique is 4 foot 1

>>149462533
Brock McLean I believe. But Michael Jamieson copped it way worse for not shaking hands with an opponent (former teammate mitch robinson iirc) after a loss

>>149462560
Rumour has it Crowley topped Stevie J later than night BUT Stevie J had the more intense orgasm of the two
So who won? An interesting debate I've had with my mates a couple of times

Cheeky takeaway looms

>>149462577
>Brock McLean
Yeah reckon this was what I was thinking of.

>>149462560
extremely cringe from both

Cheeky 12th can of beer looms
Probably make it a baker's dozen, smoke some weed and hit the hay

>>149462510
>>149462533
social distancing innit

ruby shlicker

>Former AFL footballer Josh Hill pleads not guilty to seven child sex charges

>Police allege he indecently dealt with and sexually penetrated a child aged 13 to 16 in late December 2015 and early January 2016.

>>149462606
see
>>149461912

genuinely have done nothing at all today

>Challenge: fuck a dyke and make her have an orgasm or you turn gay
How you approaching it lads?

>>149462622
girls orgasms are too subjective, sometimes they don't even know

>>149462587
Dumb to refuse Kirk of all people tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SR4V_GA5xM&ab_channel=bubblegooseok

>>149462622
tell her to shut her eyes and use a high pitched voice

>>149462622
????
fuck her until she cums

>>149462606
Isn't that just abo culture? I thought they get a pass for that.

>>149462650
more of a white thing being a nonce

>>149462622
tongue and g spot stimulation ez

I suffer from ED and premature ejaculation

>>149462661
99.5% success rate
I'll take the 0.5% chance (most often due to environmental and/or hormonal conditions)

>>149462660
trvke

why am i watching this? pies will pull away at some point, iggs are too raw

>>149462660
1 in 2 abo kids are victims of, or exposed to sexual assualt. That's why I seethe so much when they do this welcome to country and abo round shit, no one wants to tackle the very real problem that abo's rape at levels higher than the Congo

>>149462622
whisper >nick daicos in her ear
ezpz

I have failed to get a boner twice in my life
Once after drinking three-quarters of a bottle of whiskey and several pints
The other time after staying awake for 26 hours drinking and doing speed -- I could face fuck her but I couldn't keep it going in her cunt

>>149462638
This was back when things got a proportionate reaction. Mclean was a cunt, "gee what a cunt". Done.

These days he'd be dragged through the media all week as the worst person in the AFL for doing something "we don't want in our modern game" while they yammer on about men's mental health or some shit.

mygov

1 in 2 white kids are victims of, or exposed to sexual assualt. That's why I seethe so much when they do this australian anthem shit, no one wants to tackle the very real problem that whites's rape at levels higher than the Congo

>>149462680
yeah same, once after a massive pasta meal and probably because my dick was trying to tell me she was insane and once just after I got on the tribe SSRI drugs, promptly got off them too.

>>149462680
>>149462691

/r/ThatHappened

The iggs are shocking the world rn

>>149462687
they should fly the Australian flag then

For me it's
>Face fuck
>Cunt fuck
>Arse fuck

iggs wasting their opportunistic here

vipleague fucked?

Should I walk the dogs? I feels bad but it’s really cold outside

There are literally people ITT who are not sex-havers LMAO

another game of boring sloppa

enjoying this "concussed lad and trainer" love story sub plot

>>149462699
CVLTVRE

>>149462699
>Ass fuck
Genuinely what is in this for a woman?

FOR FUCK SAKE JUST KICK STRAIGHT YOU FUCKING RETARDS

Modern AFL is to 1990s AFL as goyslop is to a fine steak

Unrepentant fornicators will burn in hell.

>>149462729
Subsides the daddy issues for a time
Women have a truly fucked psychology
It's why they behave so abhorrently

holy shit how much airtime are they giving this doctor

>>149462732
Which 90s match should I watch to experience this

Fine
Modern AFL is to 1990s AFL as a nang is to the glass barbeque

>>149462747
same

>>149462705
open the door
get on the floor

>>149462748
Literally ANY

>soijak poster is a virgin
another piece of the puzzle falls into place

>>149462761
Give me an answer CUNT

>>149462760
everybody walk the labrador

Fuck any lame cunt that goes on about how much they love a heckin yummy steakarino so much
Eat your steak gay cunt and shut the fuck up

>>149462773
Okay
>>149462761

Act normal FOR ONCE you fucking tards

fuuuuck i could go a heckin yummy steakarino right now

world status: SHOCKED

>>149462776
Love me a good tenderloin tbqh

Can't do it won't do it
You sound like my mum/dad/teachers

Who’s deciding it’s smart to leave Kath and Jack alone…

>>149462785
where do you think you are

fraudingwood

>>149462795
might've been shocked if they had kicked 6.2 instead of 2.6. all they've done is waste their window of ascendancy

carm da iggs

I'm trying to kill myself by slowly increasing the blood pressure in my head each day
It feels like it will explode soon -- god I hope I have an aneurysm and it's just over for me

>>149462476
People need to start being shamed for having tattoos. As soon as tattoos become perceived as uncool women will avoid them like the plague and race to have them removed.

>>149462813
same but a penis pump

Should I feed the dogs? I feel bad but it’s really cold outside

>>149462813
just focus on the game, adam.

The key to a true cowards pooicide is to do it in a way that doesn't look like suicide
Then its just a tragedy rather than cowardice

>>149462818
based shard fiend

Humans have had tattoos since pre-history

Just had a 3 piece box with pieces of two hot and crispy. Was bretty gud.

>>149462818
open the door
get on the floor
everybody feed the labrador

>>149462818
You have to feed your dogs every day, Anon. Whether it's cold or not.

I've just got back from 28 years later. I won't spoil anything but there were a lot more teletubbies and power ranger references than I was expecting from a zombie film. I guess this is what happens when millennials make films

I'm just overwhelmed by constant feelings of dread, sadness, anger, disappointment, jealousy and worthlessness
I can't stop it I wish I was dead

my dog sleeps inside with a blanket she is a family member that feels the cold

as soon as pies start winning i'm turning this shit off i cbf watching another dogshit game today

gonna go cook my octopus at halftime

>>149462839
It's a soi franchise what do you expect
Why would you consume any media made after 2008 (when the tribe essentially said: masks off)

watching iggs and MY forcies :) simultaneously

>>149462840
*changes your life*

Saw a dog get run over today
Awful noise

OWARI DA

Should I cook my octopus? I feel bad but it's really cold outside

>>149462606
Any relation to Bobby "late out for personal reasons" Hill?

My dog is sitting beside me on the couch. She sleeps on the couch and if it were up to her she would spend her entire day on the couch. She fucking loves the couch

How do I break it to the wifza that I put the mortgage offset on the Pies? Should've been free money...

LE HEKKIN FAMIRINO

crisp kick inside 50

>>149462881
are you ok?

i went to an inspection for an apartment today and 20 of the 25 people there were indian

Remember how we all complained about the scorebug and now we all love it?

>>149462886
i don't want to talk about it

I want famine to strike Africa with an utter vegeance
The uncteolled birth rate must be stopped
I know this wont sound politically correct, but the more starving African children, the better for the world as a whole

Should I chuck my steak in the dishwasher? I feel bad but it's really cold outside

yep done with this game

>>149462899
This but India

>>149462901
go for it mate, i love a good 'ous vide

>>149462894
We are bringing in 5 immigrants for every baby born currently and over 50% of those immigrants are Indians. We are allowing our country, its people, its heritage and its future to be flushed down the toilet so the value of boomers' houses increase by a few percent each year.

>>149462907
What can I say I bash my posts out on my phone and never proofread (that's gay shit for fags)

>>149462826
Yeah cool runic tattoos. Now every other bitch has lame scribble tattoos.

dunno which entrance these ants on my kitchen counter are coming in from. i wipe them with the sponge and wash them down the sink to kill them

>>149462899
For that to happen all you need is for western aid to be cut off. The African population boom is a foreign-induced problem. They cannot sustain themselves alone.

talk about the pies you fags

Boomers deserved to be abused in nursing homes in their dying days
Fucking filth
Any amount of suffering will not be enough

Umm eaglebros…do we tag Nick yet?

changed my mind
gonna gop cook my octopus now

We're talking footy

If your so much better than indians just offer more money then tham for the apartment

>>149462899
well good news, fertility worldwide is in terminal decline!

>>149462949
Monday nights...

>>149462942
>gop cook
Lmao fucking bozo
How embarrassing for you
Idiot!
No wonder you're such a failure in love and life

>>149462931
Get an ant bait station or some of the gel you can put anywhere and they'll take the poison back to the nest.

More condescending tones from the commentators, mainly Huddo. When Collingwood gets a goal they talk like it's almost a formality, like it's expected.
It's rustling my jimmies

>>149462942
gonna make a sauce with it, king?

Need a bit more aggro in her tbqh

I hate women, they literally don’t know how to communicate directly

Alright time to kill myself

>>149462950
>Just pay more, no way that will impact the inflated market anymore
Not to mention you're already competing with five or more Indians that will be living in the one apartment.

>>149462932
>western aid
*pulls eyelids back with fingers and goes 'hor hor hor wely frunny jorke!'*

don't hassle the hough

Just not in the mood to talk about it so don't ask

watching nick daicos play footy is like watching da vinci paint the sistine chapel

>>149462992
sounds like a you issue chump

>>149462994
China doesn't give them aid. It just buys their politicians for influence and mineral rights, just like they do here.

>>149463008
boring and takes ages?

I've put on 17kg in the last year
I'm a disgusting waste of humanity
I really do mean it when I say I hate myself there's just nothing I can do about it I'm so gutless and worthless

I don’t understand how Jamie Cripps is still playing

>>149463003
What’s up mate

>apartment
>indians
you sound poor and thus should be compacted into cubes, desiccated and fed to livestock

Someone please webm that Daicos throw

Naicos caused that turnover

>>149463022
fattie's weight

>>149463022
See
>>149463020

>>149462992
>indians work hard to improve themselves and outbid you
>make sacrifices to groupshare their first domicile while coninuing to save
>you: nooo i deserve it more cos im an entitled cumskin!!!

>>149463008
Da Vinci didn't paint the Sistine Chapel, you dunce.

>>149463020
Same here, should we kill outsekves?

>>149463020
>gutless
sounds like you got a lot of gut hahahaha better yourself faggot love u

>>149463003
u ok babe? xx

>>149463043
>indians work hard to improve themselves
If that was a thing they would improve India. Kill yourself.

>>149463044
yeah you would know nerd!

>>149463061
tilted

>>149463061
Brits invaded india, plundered their resources and did irreparable damage.

Why is 1st vs 18th this close

anglos are parasites

Prime iggs slags

good kick young man

>>149463075
>It was colonialism that made us so wretched and hopeless
Pathetic. I hope you die.

>>149463082
Collingwood isn't taking this shit seriously and getting their booty blasted

iggs status: SHOCKING the world

Why do literally no footy commentators know what "laconic" means?

Go iggs

>>149463082
just leave the bag at the door ranjeet, there's a good lad

>>149462972
onions, ginger, garlic
trying to decide what noodles to have with it

new
>>149446394
>>149446394
>>149446394

>>149463082
trvke

149463136
You think you're so funny don't you

149463136
You think you're special, you do. I can see it in your eyes

>>149463134
not sure about the ginger. consider a cream-based sauce imo
sounding good though mate, enjoy

He's done us again lads

new

>>149463173
>>149463173
>>149463173

nice try, not falling for that again

when i used to drink i would watch this pumping in my headphones on repeat at 4am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE-nfzcUiPk

>>149463080
Collingwood are pretenders. Once they stopped getting kissed on the dick by the umps they crumble.