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>2025 WDC StandingsPIA: 198 (+12)
NOR: 176 (+0)
VER: 155 (+18)
RUS: 136 (+25)
LEC: 104 (+10)
>2025 WCC StandingsMcLaren Mercedes: 374 (+12)
Mercedes: 199 (+40)
Ferrari: 183 (+18)
Red Bull RBPT: 162 (+18)
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I love the country of our Lord and Savior Adolf Hitler
'ate Rindt
'ate Berger
Lauda is fine
simple as
>>149465350>tfYeah you welcome him in with open arms
gonna watch spa at the start friends
bros I am so depressed Naomi got impregnated. IShe should've borne my kid
>>149465354lowkey I hope she already did and is learning to master it, Kelly documenting it
>>149465364she agrees
death to mclaren and mclarenoids
Who is the man standing next to Ted?
>>149465391A white man did that.
Iโm Austrian and I am sad about what had happened to my birth place of Vienna. Does anyone even speak Deutsch in that city anymore or is it a mix of Arabic gargle?
>>149465391i hate gross out humour
>>149465399As it should be
>>149465365>Braces.Would.
>>149465354I knew a girl who told me she started using her mom's dildo when she was 9.
How old is little P?
>>149465406I went Vienna once and almost everyone I spoke to had a passable knowledge of English.
>>149465414Ren and Stimpy does good gross out humour, wouldnโt you agree?
I hate you fuckers so much sometimes
>>149465391Looks like an Ethiopian kid on a hunger strike
only max will be winning the qualy h2h whatever-0 after today, alobros, today we lose
yuki tsunoda finishing in the points is about even money in the betting
sauber and aston also have similar odds
Can any of you lads provide the racist past MUSEO picture? Thank you.
>>149465459Stroll has a habit of going full shit whenever people start to think he is doing well
>>149465425some haas mechanic had f1 bolid on his arm
they showed for 1 sec and i missed it
>>149465480maybe it's a temporary one to get by security?
>>149465373Guy killed himself turning his kids into orphans. What a POS of shit.
Wished I lived in a mountainous valley. My shit county doesnโt even have hills.
>f2 shitters delaying qualifying
>>149465477strollers, lets kill this guy
>>149465480no bueno, i dont like tats in general, but that sounds even more cringe
>>149465431>using her mom's dildo when she was 9I wonder if that will have affect
>>149465489Grazzie, legend
>>149465497one died in a plane crash, but the fraud is still there
How Harry is his Benjamin do you recon?
>>149465499AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>149465399wasnt he jewish?
My state has very little mountains but theyโre in the desert. The hilly areas are beautiful but expensive because itโs near a large clear water lagoon.
>>149465505Looks like a horse pussy
>>149465505this is how hamilton was made
>>149465526My whole country does not have mountains
just woke up
whos winning?
boys going fast in cars? uwu thats cute
>>149465505it actually is me, I literally creampied my central african dark coffee wife a few days ago :')
But I still wish it was me who impregnated Naomi
>>149465469>>149465489Hey anons... Can I ask you a stupid question RE your flags? I was watching motogp the other day and the Marquez bros were casually talking fluently to an Italian rider. Do all Meds - Portgual/Spain/Italian, etc understand one another? You know, like how a Portuguese guy can kind of understand a Brazillian Portuguese guy with a little bit of understanding.
Q1 KWAB predictions?
TSU
COL
BEA
OCO
STR
IF YOU LOVE THE HALO SO MUCH WHY DON'T YOU SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS
ALONSO
>>149465541so he isnt white
>@APXGPF1: Today, weโre excited to announce the launch of our Driver Academy, a comprehensive programme designed to identify, support, and develop exceptional driving talent, and welcome 16-year-old Danish driver @alba.racing as our first signing. Alba is currently driving in F1 Academy supported by our partner Tommy Hilfiger.
>>149465562Ted probably did already
>>149465559rolling for either hamilton or russell Q1 exit
>cooltard
naah id rather listen to sky Fretards1
>>149465281You're 5 years younger than my dad and I'm 22
>>149465505/biz/ idea: AI-powered male butthole blurring for straight porn
>>149465559ALONSO
ALONSO
ALONSO
ALONSO
ALONSO
stroll wins
>>149465550Does Juju uses P.MU raping pads?
>>149465552>Anglo killing his own bloodline with a monkeyI'm not surprised desu
>>149465572Future F1 driver <3
>>149465431it's impossible to suffer in Brasil...
Singles and Lando fucks up again
>>149465556Yeah. Norway and Sweden have but we don't.
>>149465562JUST SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax5FADZQ3sw
>>149465576sky is karun and some zesty guy
>>149465554Portos can understand some Spanish IIRC, don't know about the rest.
certain older Greek people living primarily in islands can comprehend (some) Italian
>>149465559GAS
LAW
BEA
COL
BOR
Asuka or Jade Cargill for Queen of the Ring, lads?
>>149465592i've seen her tummy.
gimi
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>>149465554I'm a bit advantaged on that because I'm an argie so I know both spanish and italian, and learnt a fair bit of french in middle school, with the result of being able to read portuguese with no issues and kind of understand it spoken, but since these languages all come from latin and are fairly similar I would bet all Med people can understand each other, at least barely enough to get their point across.
>>149465594max to pole
hamilton back to africa
I just want to say, I love the HALO.
START QUALY ALREADY BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
Hamilton has some real shit tattoos
>>149465577Do you have hamburger?
>>149465595Checked?
>>149465599where is mr. retardation and >croft ?
>>149465540We have the world famous COL du VAM, with an astounding 48 meters.
>>149465554when i went to italy in highschool an italian grandpa told us that he was an admirer of Franco and Mussolini in italioan, and we understood him
>>149465431>I knew a girl who told me she started using her mom's dildo when she was 9.When did she tell you that
This will be Yuki's breakout race for sure
>>149465632Yeah but you are not real country
>retard womyn speaks
muted
>>149465636He's going to finally escape
>>149465592Which F1 driver will she ride?
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>>149465376>Lauda is fineno
>>149465633>we understood himIdeologically? Based
>>149465636Yoogi sympathisers get the rope
>>149465592only needs the superlicence rules to be scrapped
>>149465636he just needs more time lmao
>>149465634When she was drunk and we were sharing more than we should.
Death to jewish F1 drivers
>>149465640Eventually we will reach the same amount of landmass as you
Anyone have a webm of the F2 crash?
>>149465636He gonna commit Sudoku?
>>149465554Nah m8, they probably have to speak some italian due to the team composition.
Controversial opinion: I like qualifying.
>>149465610why do you guys keep mentioning gimi raikkonen
>>149465600>>149465611That's pretty cool - fascinating indeed. It's like I can understand Dutch, get the Gist of German... But we just sound like retards to them so it's like a one way translation. Still interesting - languages in general. Anyways thanks for the info frens. Also, Fuck Hamilton, Fuck Niggers, Fuck the FIA, Fuck Crofty, Fuck Liberty, Fuck Toto, Fuck M*erkcedes, Fuck Jorj, Fuck Bongs, Fuck globohomo, Fuck faggots, Fuck coomers, Fuck tourists, Fuck wamens in the sport, Fuck jannies, Fuck trannies, Fuck Fat Fuck Zak, Fuck Stroll, Fuck Ferarri, Fuck them all.
>>149465628brundle is probably sick again and crofty is living his dream life with his slagwife
It's about time Sainz puts it in the gravel again
check em
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decade-long waste of a seat
he would fit in NASCAR better because at least there you can enter freely
>>149465666Checked. But brits won't allowed it
>>149465688crofty plaps this?
damn
alonso aborted his lap, stroll bros, its going all according to plan
>>149465688what a terrible day to have eyes
>>149465633Thanks lad, your Grandpa sounds cool.
>>149465676Ah yes, true. How are they going to get Hamilton to work in Ferarri? The only Italian he knows is Pizza, Pasta, Koko could sign more in Italian.
why are all the shit teams going out 1st, why not wait like the top dawgs?
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Does hamutton have a contract for 2026 yet?
>>149465688For a post about loving a woman that pretty gay
Racing Bulls always hold Lawson back until the end of Q1 like he's going to set a good time in one attempt
GIANT MCLEL DRIVERS ON THE GRASS
>>149465592Not with those sticks for legs and neck
>>149465696We will drain the Thames and claim it as our land
>>149465714Heh, Martin Braaaple.
>>149465727Lando loves being on pole more
>>149465727They're big guys
>>149465726Can't make a Red Bull reject look good.
>almost half a second faster than max
yup, mclaren is back
leclercbros we're getting interviewed
>>149465740I heard he's a real polesitter according to Zak.
>>149465750roja directa, fox sports or disney plus
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it's another bottleleto ahead of HVLK until the quali happens.
Chopper Read looking old as shit
>>149465720Surely they aren't paying a 100 million dollar contract for a single year.
...Right?
>ps3 sandbagging again
what is his problem
>>149465750wearechecking.live. you're welcome
>+0.4 in FP1
Welcome back W11
UNCLE CHOP CHOP IS AT THE GRAND PRICKS
>>149465757max'll take lando out at the top of the hill
>>149465779there's wind on the track
>mwl
it's just like motogp...
What happened to The Clerk?
>>149465779more like sandsurfing
>>149465746he should troon, would make a tastty femboy
>>149465761We need to genocide the italian people.
>>149465794he's at spa(r)
>>149465794ran out of talent
alobros, i dont like this
The rubble in that turn is so stupid, I love it.
>>149465772he has the phenotype of those kids who shoot themselves on livestream
ugh
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MY NOSE IS CLOGGED
I HATE IT
which stream on f1tv should i watch international or live
So how does Norris bottle this one?
>>149465839Goes wheel to wheel with PS3 and takes them both out
digits and the goblin kwabs it in q2
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>all that time gap
dear god its gonna be boring as fuck
>>149465839Cheeky lap time deletion
Is Mclaren watering their tyres this weekend?
>>149465833The choice between obnoxious brits A or obnoxious brits B
Has he changed in the two weeks since the Inchident?
>>149465819The retard is actually looking faster than museo this weekend.
>>149465679source?? ippa 300008 is that the name? can i search that to find the source/////???
>>149465839drive on gravel roll
Borto KitKatยฎ Power activated yesyes
>>1494658391st in Q1, Q2 and after first runs in Q3, then makes a mistake during his last Q3 run and ends up 4th
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>P5
how does albon keep doing it
>>149465866I don't remember the code, but its Melody Marks. She only has like, a dozen JAVs.
Hulk fucked his final sector
>>149465865because he is, alonso sucks ass in this track
watch him get a redflag when he is about to set his time
>>149465852If it's Norris (big if) leading after lap 1, it's gonna be an absolute snoozefest. If it's Piastri, there should be more action.
This track is way too good for rocketships.
>>149465909in 2022 he was on course to have a great result but Alpine fucked him again
>Sauber surge
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
how is borto faster than hulk?
>Tsunoda when talking to Helmut after this race
>>149465899nice dubs mein wurst freund :)
>>149465922he has been all weekend
>>149465877The chick calling the protag a "hot dog" after he was bragging about "pulling some bitchin moves" occupies a permanent spot in my brain
>>149465922less braincells
Is this the first time Alonso qualifies last on pure pace? I doubt he even did in the Minardi.
>berger spotted
luv gerard
simple as
okay someone kwab it into the gravel now
for some reason i was expecting berger to look like in his 'rrari days. turns out nigga is old now
>>149465931danke lieber kรคskopp, enjoy the nice weather today :)
>>149465636you were saying...
TSU OUT
LEC OUT
RUS OUT
SAI OUT
COLA OUT
Holy fuck Ferrari is even worse than before. I fuckin hate those Italians.
COMPLETE ROOKIE DOMINATION
Who hear said Yuki was good. I think he may be worse than Perez.
How will he win in the 8th fastest car this time?
Send Yuki back to Racing bulls
how can the racing bull car be faster than the red bull
my stream died, post a reaction image to inform me whats happening
that was close alo bros, but we still 11-0
what the fuck happened to proudy?
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>>149465931mein face ist melting :D
at least we can schadenfreude tsunoda
>i-i don't have any front grip
>proudy
>tsu
>hul
>ratto
HOLY EXPOSED SHITTERS BATMAN
Racing Bulls driver Max Verstappen
>This will be Yuki's breakout race for sure
>>149466004CAR IS BROKEN SAAR
UNDRIVABLE SAAR
what will Sainz excuse today?
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ok, cope
>Give me 10 races sir please
Who will Williams replace this shitter with next season in their championship challenging car?
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max can't come fast enough
>>149465997use fbstreams pm
Hulk can't get the quali laps together like he used to
>>149466019more like mr thursday
>>149465968>>149466017ich bin ein kankermongool
>Another tsunoda pit lane start
Hello
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>>149465997Nothing ever happens
>>149466033it's over for signs
honestly, saars' car looks fucking awful for some reason
>>149466032>>149466033>>149466037>The succubus prozzie drained his speedKWAB
>>149466029RBR car is a mess
tsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I'm starting to think Hulk won't get his podium this week
dont worry litos, theyll allow albon a go on his strat like last race
im still mad about imola
>>149466020you just know...
Why don't they kick out Tsunoda and give Lawson the RedBull seat?
Imagine if he cared about F1.
>>149465911time to cuck her
>>149466039the homo of essen
>>149466049haha silly little yuki
>>149466071sweet honda yens
>tsunoda has his best quali gap to verstappen this season
>still out in q1 lmao :^)
We could've had a season of him putting on masterclasses in the VCARB and now we get this
>>149466064hulkers, lets kill this guy
When will people finally accept the simple truth: the Red Bull is a much worse car than the Racing Bulls, Max is just THAT good.
>>149466064It will come when you least expect it
>>149465636based kamikaze blowing up the entire box
>that sainz POV
dear god that car is SHIT lmao
>>149466073disgusting feet
Brit cope of Red Bull being anything but a shitbox is embarrassing at this point.
at this point yuki might just ask to go back to VCARB
>>149466073what is wrong with his feet
/biz/ idea: max to racing bulls
>>149466104nah, once a dickhead, always a dickhead
>>149466110Theyโre not in my mouth.
>>149466092>tsunoda has his best quali gap to verstappen this seasonThat's just because this track is tiny
>Verstappen in talks to move to the Racing Bulls
>>149466104he hasn't grown at all, he was "born" looking like this...
>>149466104he has grown a hemroid on my ass
>>149465679I have spilled so much cum to Melody Marks that it may yet kill me by dehydration
Someone got the Love Kimi?
is my man trulli winning?
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>>149466122What is wrong with you
can they please get rid of this italian clown
two racing bulls and an alpine walk into the bar
Looking forward to Max in Merc next year, perfect season incoming with them rigging the next regs again.
>>149466138yeah but his name is Strulovitch
>captcha: G00N8
>>149466151Where's his hair?
out in the q2? sir poois shamilton
>>149466134This is what f1 is catering to. Grimi
Serious question fellers, why in fucks name does F1 have Davide Valsecchi as an "expert" commentator?
>>149466159left it in 1997
>chuck losing to shamilton
holy kek
>>149466166This includes sprints and sprint qualis btw.
>>149466143Hamilton driving for a based shitter team like Ferrari has made me like him, I wonder if Max driving for a cheater team like Mercedes will make me dislike him
>>149465865heh, that aged well
Based museo proving me wrong AGAIN
I FUCKING HATE LIBERTY MEDIA
ALL MY HOMIES HATE LIBERTY MEDIA
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>>149466151I'm too young to have seen that, but nowadays when food companies sponsor F1 teams, the drivers are seen advertising the product. Did drivers in the 90's and before just smoked in ads?
>>149466188you were saying?
>>149466171Hnnnng sheโs just so delightfully fuckable, especially in VR
>>149466194she needs to drink water to make up for all that liquid lost, 9l should do it
>>149465911ran through extremely sexual broad
i cant believe im saying this but it might be time to bring back Perez...
>hh
We're in Austria mate.
bb
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>>149466205chuck haters get so erect when hamilton has 1 faster sector that they post before the lap is complete, many such cases over the years
>>149466194>She wouldn't even notice if you gave her a sneaky facialNice
alobros, q3 is not possible, but a p12, ummmmmm, tastes good nigga
>>149466194yeah, I'd eat that out
>>149466204maybe in the 70s, but not recently
>>149466209Do you also watch her western work? I only like her javs
>>149466204there is a photo of Prost "having" a smoke for advertising purposes
>>149466059male ejaculation is harmful to vitality, jacking off or having sex WILL make you a worse driver because it makes you weak afterwards
>>149466246To be honest I pretty much only watch her western work
>>149466209She's getting railed by a NASCAR driver btw
>>149466231Shitter Sainz being that close over many years and 17th best driver on the grid Hamilton sometimes close is embarrassing tho, dude's massively overrated.
>>149465817The meme doesnโt quite work considering that I was actually born and grew up in Austria until I fucked off to Pennsylvania.
I missed Q1.
>Tsunoda flew out
I laugh
>Hรผlkenberg out too
I pass away
MARKOOO
THE SEAT
GIVE IT BACK
did they take away norris's phone these past 2 weeks or something
The red bull looks like an absolute pig to handle. How the hell is he even in the championship?
>>149466275mรกs malo que el diablo
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>mclel a solid -0.500 from everyone else
it has never been more over holy shit
>Norris going on about how if Max were to drive his car he would be very disappointed
>Effortlessly makes it to the front row
>Effortlessly drives around any other car on the track
>Doesn't even need tires up to temperature
>>149466274That must be more fun for him than turning left lol
>Max +0.7
it's gonna be a slurper ain't it?
Russell will still finish P3 tomorrow
seb
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deploy the clown car!
the what?
yes the gimmick driven by seb! to slow eveyone down for the sake of the environment
>>149466301his PR lady changed his instagram and grindr passwords
death to british "people"
the racing bull is the 3 car here, amazing
What happened to Red Bull? Constantly regressing ever since Horner's scandal
>>149466319that would be red dog dumbass
RED FLAG RED FLAG
OH MY GOD MASI
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>even Max can't tardwrangle the dead bull anymore
IT'S OVER
>>149466255yugi is a wreck they cant continue like this i dont think he's gotten to q2 in the past at least 5 races its utterly embarrassing
>Nigger setting fire to the track to stop his exposure
As expected
>grass is greener on the other side
>grass at ferrari is on fire
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MASI CANCEL THE SEASON THERES FIRE ITS TOO DANGEROUS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MASI YOU SICK FUCK CANCEL THIS NOW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>FIRE ON THE GRASS
CHINK GRASS
>>149466345Newey left RBR this year
Stop buying chink grass you fucking cheap faggots
let them cook, keep racing
>>149466345that's the point
horny wants to grab control of the team and he will do everything he can to achieve that
including destroying the team from the top down
>>149466342The first half of the track is low speed corners so Bort and the racing bulls aren't being destroyed by the faster cars for once
>max isn't even angry
yeah it's so over
I thought Austria was a first world country?
The planet is burning and you are laughing.
I didn't know F1 cars could burn up grass like lawnmowers
rage3
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i hate grass
>>149466374No he didn't. This is his fault btw, he left to not take the blame.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4SnIJJCH8w
>>149465433Was it a fat guy who wore suspenders and a plaid shirt? One of the most fluent English speaking Austrian I knew.
>>149466410BACK TO THE SHACK
>THE CLIMATE IS WAR- CHANGING GOYIM YOU HAVE TO PAY THE TAXES AND BUY OUR- AN ELECTRIC CAR
>>149465431>I knew a girl who told me she started using her mom's dildo when she was 9.>How old is little P?>Brazilians
>>149466374But surely one man's input can't be that huge
>>149466386Kind of makes sense but he is risking losing the best driver on the grid if it goes on. He won't be able to recover from that what with the shit car too
Why is reddit still doing the Eddie Jordan tribute? I'm sure other F1 people passed away since.
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
sexy aston martin mechanic qt
>>149466407he left because aston martin was willing to pay him a shitton more than ded bull would
>>149466437wtf i love greta now
THE GRASSโฆ THE GRASS IS ON FIRE
Why the fuck is Davide allowed near a microphone
>>149466437Greta is so fucking hot. I love autistic women
>>149466402>>149466441post pics you son of a bitches
>>149466449yeah, because a few more mills a year made the difference, its not like he already had money enough
How can RB fuck up the setup so bad for this of all tracks? The car is constantly twitching and sliding
Couldn't tell if that was Lily He or a twelve year old chinese boy that walked past the camera
Why do they red flag the race for this? Do they need to save some bees from the fire?
>>149466463Because he's based
>this frightens the track jannies
digits and amx doesn't make it to q3
>>149466449>>149466471he was getting phased out and wasn't involved in daily operations for over a year before the announcement was made
question for ps3 stans, why behind goblin?
>>149466437that's a child
>>149466437dont post slop when we have real swimsuit pics
>>149466469It's probably just Jodi, she has a bunch of bad tattoos and piercings and only looks good in blurry garage pictures
>>149466356i just wanna post my kpop wives, but yugi still has more points
>>149466441post pics
Do they just wait until the fire dies out by itself?
I hate the Dutch
Death to Red Bull
>>149466494slowly building up to a climax
my boy lawson just needed more time
>>149466490>>149466496brb, I'm gonna masturbate
>>149466437Is this real or was it created with a phpto manipulation software??
My penis is sensing bonerous intent
Hello why is there only one redbull racing
>>149466496SEE NORMALLY I'D BE CAUGHT DEAD WITH A BITCH THIS UGLY
>>149466490Activating the climate activist in me
>>149466494Goblins car has a suspension upgrade this weekend. I assume pastry wasnโt offered it or he declined it for some reason. It seems to be working though
>>149466496Would
But she isn't really autistic I think, just idiotic and annoying
>>149466520See you in 30 seconds
>>149466509You're going to love Max winning every race next year on the Merc then.
>>149466533they aren't running the second car out of respect for sergio perez who was shot dead by the cartel earlier this week
>>149466496amazing what some sun and tan does to a sickly pale scandis
>>149466496There are ten different arab GPs but no Israeli one
>>149466437I hope israel keeps her
>>149466546Bet she'd nag you to hell if you left the tap running a bit too long
>>149466533verstappen, the bigger driver of the team, consumed yuki tsunoda
>>149466494how about you wait until the quali is finished before asking this
>>149466494Pasty cunt is going to get annihilated, Norris will fucking BODY him by the end of the year
>>149466558the jerusalem grand prix was promised to them 75 years ago
>>149466502>Jodisend insta
>>149466463Because he is a misogynist like the rest of us
>>149466551Canโt think of anything worse
>>149466571Yeah no I could never fuck an islamo-leftist like her
>>149466533Because the team is called Red Bull Racing, not Red Bulls Racing
>wait for a minute to exit the pit box
>then wait for a while in the pit lane
>these giant gaps for a 50 second track
Why am I still watching this qualifying?
>>149466608National animal of Netherlands.
>>149466547Grandpa fucked that
>>149466615Every session there is a greater than zero percent chance Hamilton will die.
>>149466554>NY Yankees baseball capGetting fucking tired of seeing it. Such a shitty meme team.
>>149466496greta is love
greta is life
>>149466608also firm tits
>P3
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Let's be honest
Sauber > Red Bull
i should get the nigel mansell lego set now that i saw the ads
>>149466584Imagine being a goblin supporter from Australia, betraying your countryman for a British broccoli haired faggotron who canโt find Britain on a map
>>149466624You'd put your cock in a commie swede?
>>149466664AY CARUMBA DIJO EL BORT SINSO
>dead bull barely faster than a sauber
>>149466608The guys next to them had a flag with verstappen in this pose with a fucking nerd emoji lmao
Missed Q1. How did Tsu shit the bed?
>>149466670it's great, i have it
>>1494666790.070
alobros, so close, amazing performance still, points in the table tomorrow
HIDFbros how are we gonna spin this?
MAX LOST
>MAX LOST
MAX LOST
>MAX LOST
MAX LOST
>MAX LOST
Russell mentally affected by Max news
feesh
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>kwablonso
>kwabon
>kwabjar
>colashitto
>bearkwab
>>149466696No grip, no tires and a bit of a skill issue
>>149466698i have senna and his mclaren on my shelf, should complete the combo
>>149466696Honestly he didn't do as badly as the placement makes him look, he was only a couple tenths off of Verstappen but the field was so close that he got unlucky with how the times fell
sinso
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huebros.... WE GAAN
>>149466681JAJAJA
>>149466608Absolutely based
>>149466717What did he lose?
>Bottleleto will get a podium before Nopodiumberg
Post yfw
>>149466608Lol I hate the Dutch so much itโs unreal
every driver but AMX, LAW, and BORT exposed
>>149466729depression man and 100 million man are locked in m8
>>149466725name me 1 car that was slower than the aston here, well, the haas, tell me 2 cars that were slower than the aton
and nigga was 0.070 away from q3
I hope Bortoleto gets spun at the start tomorrow
GOBLIN NOTED FOR IMPEDING
3am and I'm listening to an Italian speak English poorly
we're all getting Borted tonight
MY SON IS ALSO NAMED BORT
>>149466744His mind. Poor bastard
>>149466746>the state of that "hairline"
>impeding on a straight
death to the FIA
the fuck are these ads? superior hydration?
>>149466773>teehee they both made it through no further investigation
Bort in Q3, not even in my wildest dreams I expected this to happen and in this year to boot
>>149466730dont worry, alonso has been talking all week long about how here its important race pace, i want to believe that he has a race setup, and thats why stroll has been faster than him all week long
bearman is the worst performing driver in quali with his average quali result being 16.5
>>149466790>adsoh no no no no
>>149466750Still mad we created your country?
>>149466790they do like water
>the sid max meme
why are dutchies so mean
Valsecchi has to be the worst English speaker Iโve ever heard. Utterly unintelligible
the british stewards checked and found that the british driver did nothing wrong and the british commentary confirmed that the british driver was in the right
>>149466807i emailed liberty media to take him off the air he is so goddamn annoying
val
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>>149466807PAPPA DI POOPI OH OH OH OH AAAAAAA FORMULA-A ONE-A!
>>149466807hell is being tied to a chair while valsecchi yaps at you about nothing.
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>>149466826It's pretty hard to learn another language and you are that old.
alonsooooooo alonsooooooo alonsoooooo alonsoooooooa lonnsooooooo alosnoooooooo alonsoooooooo alsonosooooooo alsonoooooooa lsonoooooooa lmoonsooooooo alosnoooooo
>>149466822max called someone a mongoloid so he dishes it out too
>>149466833weird to see him being not fat
wish I could see if edd was fuckable once
>>149466781Don't you get borted on Grindr every night?
>the French still pretending they have no choice but to speak with that atrocious accent
>>149466813I hate New York (aka New Amsterdam) and everything it stands for.
>>149466863I just go to the glory hole, no need for apps
Someone on /v/ the other day posted a 2023 video of different z list athletes shilling Final Fantasy XVI and Gasly was one of them
Post reaction when Lawson lands in front AMX
>>149466807Bing bing wahoo bing bing wahoo
>>149466861I guarantee Edd swam with a t-shirt on at middle school parties.
>>149466813uh england made the usa with jamestown sweaty
>>149466882wtf I hate gasleak now
>>149466836Australians speak English...
>>149466882wanna get into final fantasy, or at least play the good ones
Gen Z canโt turn tight corners. Fuck zoomers.
>>149466909you know they dont
>>149466870We use the trve english accent. Keep being mad.
>>149466871You also hate the constitution you copied from us?
>they can't understand le excitable italian man
plebs
>>149466890i would be so mad, im mad already
meh, i dont care, idk, i know that he is the worst driver on the grid and that most likely he will be out next season
>>149466721my balls are in her mouth
this sport is so fucking gay
>>149466930It's cute when the girls do it but the men all sound incredibly gay.
>>149466953and that's a good thing
vamos oscar
vamos maximo
cute and funny pajeeta
>>149466933yeah. his accent is so thick it comes around to being enjoyable again. love davide desu
>>149466953this but unironicaly
Lando on used
Oscar on fresh
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Language, George!
>ruslel grid penalty incoming
>>149466958youve discovered heterosexuality, socrates
>watering the grass
bernie was right again
Finally Lawson you fucker you've out-qualified your ugly mutt teammate.
Bernie just said โmy cuntโ
Hot
My left leg cannot consistently saturate the brake pedal on the g29
I'm just too tired by now so I forget when I'm braking and end up barely using any brake
lol
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>british driver
>getting a penalty
best midfielders/shitters today are gasly, bort and lawson. the other 7 drivers being in Q3 is normal
>>149466975hope he crashes head-on into a wall
>>149466979nah, had he gotten in front of the ferraris, 100% penal
>>149466958This but for spain. That lisp is incredibly homo.
>>149467002lmao can you even use stairs
>>149467002Is your name Tymo
Yeah, this is when Piastri's little championship game ends. The real McLaren #1 is back.
>>149466931James May dance party.
>>149467002Open it and remove the rubber cube under the spring, this feature is fucking retarded
yeah, hulk is struggling a lot this season in qualy
>>149466958you might just be straight you queer
>>149465572Oy. She's not black.
>>149467028hakkinen came out of retirement?
LETS FUCKING GO CHUUUUUUCK
Fuck sake Piastri, don't fuck this up.
>>149467024or maybe you are called Tymo?
>>149466906Besides nieuw nederland your constitution is based on our plakkaat van verlatinghe
narb noted
its ogre for woody
>>149467058save us jorj
>>149467069he should have taken the new part, does he has the new part? the front thing that they gave to lando last race?
Who's a good boy? You're a good boy.
Deadbull Humiliation Ritual
Goblins race engineer is such a faggot
the script probably has this week as norris' comeback episode
>>149467002>My left leg cannot consistently saturate the brake pedal on the g29Are you an 11 year old girl or something? How is that even possible?
>still talking to lando like he is a baby
why?
>>149467082that would mean we plagiarized, not that you made. sorry try again
>go out
>don't set a lap
>back to the pit
good work Liam
So what's y'all theories about why the Saubers are rocketships now
lando knows that his lap was shite, that car can go 3 tenths faster
>>149467126Audi influence.
>>149467109he mental boomed 2 weeks ago, please understand
>>149467109Lando has a tiny prefrontal cortex due to his female ancestors decisions.
gays
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Oh right, Hamilton is still alive.
>>149467109Because he is mentally a child. He completely fucked his Austria race last year because of it
>>149467002are you a cripple?
what the fuck
>>149467126binotto's revenge arc
>>149467126Binman brought the fast sauce.
>"It's ok, AMX was on used softs in order to make his last set count on the final Q3 run"
>>149467104death to will joseph. gaslighting the goblin into giving up the win in HUN 24 broke his mental and left us with poor racing
>>149467126They listened to Brad Pitt's advice
>>149467095No, he keeps refusing the suspension upgrades
>>149467140to be fair it's retarded that english doesn't have a word for plural (You)
>>149467126>no audi, pleaso dont leave, we will cut the next rules to only a few years, we know that you came because of that, so in exchange we will make you cars faster
>>149467154Unfortunately clever engineering wins the day again
>>149467098this sport could be so much less gay if radios were'nt broadcast fuck
>>149467157They built the car for combat?
>>149467126F1TV commentators said this is Bortolettos best track and one he won in F2. Itโs the driver not the car
>>149467126They built a car... for combat.
Aston Martin will never recover.
>>149467162what a retard
stupid retard, he wants to lose the championship, after last race he would have asked for n1 status in the team, and still he decides to lose the championship, what a retard
max will still take pole
I mean the place is literally called red bull ring, duh
>>149467171>cheating>clever engineeringpick one.
>>149467154Huffing this copium for the next 90 seconds before kms
Lando being spoonfed this wdc
>>149467174Spielberg is a drivers* track
*Not true if you're driving a cheat car like the McLel
digits for cheeky lec pole
Goblando P1 saving a miracle now
>>149467156Tom Stallard is way better and doesnโt do the bizarre babying act that WJ does with goblin
>>149467193newey please save us
>>149467198Well you see if it's a british driver or team it's clever engineering or it's just sour grapes (No Mercedes didn't do the same thing for a decade what are you talking about?)
How the fuck can lawson go the whole session without setting a time what a dumb cunt.
that car aint legal bro
no way
Getting the feeling tomorrow is gonna be a ultimate slurper
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>"trigger the bullshit yellow flag"
Fuck this
>how can we rig this for norris
so this is the one weekend that goes right before he KWABs again, huh?
>lawson above verstappen
LMAO
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
IT'S OVER
>IT'S OVER
>>149467269Precedent was set with that one safety car waiting until mcclaren was in place to pit lmao
So this is the power of the Son of Law
What happened I am not watching
what a gay sport you guys watch
I swear if he bottles it tomorrow...
why the fuck can't this guy say SIXTH
>>149467269>>"trigger the bullshit yellow flag"couldn't have been more reasonable
>>149467301they fucked are boi max with a bogus 0.01 second yellow flag
did the lando norris era finally began
Thanks Gasly, fucking faggot.
>>149467301gasly span in the final corner that ruined ps3's and max' final laps
Is it time to admit that Sergio Perez was underrated?
>>149467211>Milky-cat.webm
>>149467024It is getting harder to run up them with age
reminder that a f2 shitter jumped in lando's car in fp1 and was immediately in the top 5
the amounts of carbabbying we are witnissing is unprecedented
>max sacrificed his lap to give bort a slip stream
what a lad
FUCK YOU DUMB FRENCH FAGGOT.
>>149467286Youโre assuming heโs not going to fuck it tomorrow just like he did last year
>pozfags really thought peeasstri was in the title race
>lando norizz by half a second
>they still rig it for him
race is going to be a massive slurper
NORPIARUS
Theres the result for tomorrow
>>149467327Dunne then also said in the interview that the Mclaren is a super easy car to drive
F1 just needs to do 1 shoot qualifiers for Q3. Your qualifying being decided because some french cunt crashes like a dumb cunt is retarded
>>149467320Why did she do that to her face?
RIP
>>149467335fun fact: this is still on the table
Kimi with another shit quali
This Lawson guy is pretty good
>>149467339chuck podium pls
>>149467324>Gas gas gas, gonna step on the- oh shit too much aaaaaaaaa
>>149467335Do we have a problem mate?
>>149467330last corner so basically it's in the full send territory
Nothing annoys me more than commentators being confused about what is happening and still yapping just STFU until you know what is going on
>>149467335F1TV just said yellow flag fucked Piastris second lap
>>149467349>This Lawson guy is pretty goodYou're right. I reckon he's probably a good option to replace Tsunoda in the Red Bull if Yuki can't get up to pace.
>Lawson outqualifies Verstappen
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
>save your fresh soft for the final lap
>some retard spins and ruins your time
No refunds lmao
>Palmer gaslighting us about Max and PS3 getting fucked by the yellow flag
Itโs all so tiresome.
>>149467352https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3lcGnMhvsA
Bortobros... let's hope the strategy is not completely ass tomorrow
points are for the grabs
>>149467352i am glad they turned off that fire before this. it could turn into a fire tornado
>>149467382How is it gaslighting? They both had to slow
>>149467327he did a 1:05.766
Hulk beat that in Qualy (1:05.606), and came 20th
24 hours of norris glazing will make the kwabbing even sweeter tomorrow.
>>149467230Merc is UK based though.
>AMX about to drag dead bull in top3
>shitter spins and yellows just long enough to ruin the lap but disappear for everyone else
>Jolyon Palmer
>Gay fucking name btw
"I have no idea why Verstappen backed off"
>Yellow flagged as fuck
I hate this faggot like you would not believe
Gentlemen of the thread, I have some shocking news, and I do not say this lightly butโฆ
gimi