Thread 149465930

FIFA CLUB WORLD CUP

>Monday June 30th
21:00 Inter - Fluminense

>Tuesday July 1st
21:00 Juventus - Real Madrid

Reminder to keep it schizo DO NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, pegging is bad for you and stay delusionpilled

forza milan

juve->locatelli
inter->barella
milan->hedgehogs


finally we have our own iconic midfielder!

>>149465930 (OP)
what's wrong with ricci's face? he's always making that face that makes him look like a character from the ice age movies

negru

>>149465965
You are a fat man my friend
How are you gonna impress the ladies at the lido with a body like this

Lloyd Kelly's craniotomy and neuroendoscopy will be like new signings

>>149466027
I'm planning to go gym

Last 2 digits is the number of goals vlahoGOD will score during his first season at milan.

>>149466210
Actually realistic

>Pisa wants Hwang Jae-won, born in 2002, right back of the South Korean national team and currently playing for Daegu FC
>Bologna rejects Napoli's latest offer of 25 million euros plus Alessandro Zanoli for Beukema
>Juve interested in Aymeric Laporte, the Bianconeri could find an agreement with Al Nassr for around 10 million euros, while the player would ask for a three-year contract at 5 million euros per season

How do you spend this much time in the /seriea/ simulator but still don't know how the basic financials like player signings work?

nihao

>>149466302
Belgian flag.
that is your answer

>>149466257
>31y/o Laporte for 10 milly and a big contract for 3 years

>>149466210
Seems about right

Let's see what the greatests minds of /seriea/ have in mind for Jj's attack, surely it doesn't involve keeping Zingaro

>moving the goalpost
belgio moment

>>149466387
Do you guys even have a young striker you can pick from Nxtgen?

>>149466548
Our Next Gen striker is 33yo

>>149466335
It do be like that

If dildiz doesn't score a match-winning golazo against real madrid I might tribvte letismind.

fugg ricci is a gud signing

Such a good signing that bbilan was the only club wanting him and they kept him in the transfer list for 6 months lmao

>>149466548
Simone Guerra mentioned (he's very young)
>>149466569
Duccio did Hancko go to Al Nassr or is there still hope

Laura Barth is an Allegriana and a MilanGODDESS

Put the link in the next bread

https://gaming.uefa.com/en/weurofantasy/leagues/LTRcw3/002F007300650072006900650061002F0020004500750072006F00460065006D006D0069006E0069006C0065/S77

>>149466609
Apparently the sandnegrus just got a new DS and he was working ont he Ronaldo renewal.

Calcio International's Feyenoord watcher says the deal will be done this week.

>>149466567
christ
>>149466609
>inb4 Jovic or Abraham to Juve

MILANGODDESS
ALLEGRIANA DI TITANISSIMO
>MILANGODDESS
>ALLEGRIANA DI TITANISSIMOMILANGODDESS
ALLEGRIANA DI TITANISSIMO
>MILANGODDESS
>ALLEGRIANA DI TITANISSIMOMILANGODDESS
ALLEGRIANA DI TITANISSIMO
>MILANGODDESS
>ALLEGRIANA DI TITANISSIMOMILANGODDESS
ALLEGRIANA DI TITANISSIMO
>MILANGODDESS
>ALLEGRIANA DI TITANISSIMOMILANGODDESS
ALLEGRIANA DI TITANISSIMO
>MILANGODDESS
>ALLEGRIANA DI TITANISSIMOMILANGODDESS
ALLEGRIANA DI TITANISSIMO
>MILANGODDESS
>ALLEGRIANA DI TITANISSIMO
GNOCCOLONAAAAAA

>>149466387
Dybala and
>Elie junior kroupi

>>149466754
How do you fit the "sacrifica vlahovic" into that?

>>149466737
And to think that Jj allegedly had the deal locked in January, man I was hopeful but I knew something was gonna go wrong, it's so ogre
>>149466749
>a negru or a zingaro for the striker position
No please no more
>>149466774
Do they fit Comolli's algorithm?

>>149466806
Doesn't matter she's a Milangoddess porcona
le sborrerei addosso porcona miaaaaaa mlmlmnlmlmlmlmmlmlmlko

>>149466387
Ayase Ueda

>>149466387
Raspadori falso nueve

>>149466774
I doubt Kroupi would be under 40-50 milly unironically

>>149466774
>Elie junior kroupi
Just because Juve sold Huijsen to Bournemouth doesn't mean they'll just give him like that. Besides what they need rn is an experienced striker, if they wanted someone that hit double digits in the second tier, they would have gotten Pio Esposito

>>149466838
I rated him and Furuhashi at some point last season
>>149466853
No...

Two MilanBvlls in action

Milan is close to signing Laporte they’re still waiting for al nassr approval

Allegri wants lucca but it’s between mitrovic and vlahovic whoever lowers his wage

Guela doue is close to milan


Kessie wants roma and they’re close to sign him

Juve in talks with Gyökeres

Conte wants Alex jimenez Napoli offer is 25 million the player refused but his agent is pushing him to sign for Napoli

Lewis Ferguson is between napoli or milan


Allegri doesnt want chukwueze he’s is close to fenerbahçe


Milan offer to Chiesa is 7.4 million


Maignan still wants chelsea Allegri doesn’t want him to leave it’s depends on milan decision


Exclusives for you retards

Can you get Croky crisps in Italy? Truly one of Belgium's greatest exports

>>149466961
Never liked these much desu

Penzavo che fosse una sgorbioloide
fozza juba ale ale ale bella porcona mllmlmlmlmlmmlmlmlm

Didn't Ricci JUST sign a new deal with Torino in January?

apparently this fucking goy is going back to serie a, would he start for >your team?

>>149467007
Happens all the time, can give both the players and clubs certain clauses that are mutually beneficial.

>tifosa Milan
>cuore bianconero
so which one is it

>>149466936
So basically milan's management is doing NOTHING to help allegri? Color me surprised.

>>149466936
+ morata to como here we sneed and Manchester United called leao agent he agreed to the offer but ALLEGRI REFUSED

>>149465930 (OP)
>ricci

>>149466387
Sell Vlahobitch, buy Lucca and Koleosho

>>149467041
add a touch of nerazzurrismo and you get the average terrone

>>149467041
Allegriana aka MilanGODDESS

>>149466961
Italian chips market is dominated by the roasted chicken flavour

>>149467046
I rate Koleosho, not sure about Lucca
>>149467016
Wasn't he linked to Jj last year

>>149467043
Allegri wanted leoni since he signed for bbilan but they didn’t listen until inter jumped in and now they’re close to sign him

>>149467163
Isn't Leoni a scam though

>>149467163
Any rumor about Laura Barth (MilanGODDESS and not a sgorbbioloide btw) on my dick so I can smear my sborra on that puttanone maialona

>>149466936
are you a magic genie

You know who else is a CONFIRMED milanbvll? Cecilia Sala (look it up).

>>149467220
Osama Romano himself. The mercato genie.

>>149467236
Who cares Laura Barth is the hot puttanone of the moment and any sgorbbiolode who tries to claim she's not a MilanGODDESS will have his daughters raped by me

>>149467129
Chat is this real

/^Laura Barth\.$/

>>149467325
Filter it and I will rape Nati per Vincere's daughter you fucking sgorbbioloide

>>149467177
he’s good and can still develop
>>149467197
everything I say is true and not a rumor laura is a whore so who knows

Is it really a coincidence that the thread schizo happens to be a bbilanista?

>unironically deleting posts for fear of getting banned
holy cuck

>>149467177
best young italian central defender by a mile

>>149467399
The "thread schizo" doesn't back any team; he just does whatever he thinks will grab the most attention right then and there.

>>149467399
>>149467432
Tare bought Schizo early in the mercato after having to sell Malawi to /bundes/ and Twink to /epl/.

Jashari to milan here we sneed

>>149467483
Osama Romano who are >we getting as new left & right back?

So, where do Italians go on Holiday?
Do you guys stay in Italy and enjoy your lovely beaches or are you fed up with the country and seek new adventures abroad?

>>149467518
so far Guela doue is pretty close also they’re in talks with de cuyper

seeing the saudi posting transfer news made me remember what my brother told me about arabs having everyone's phone number in the football industry

>The "ghost brothers" of Lauriano, "the father was obsessed with Covid and diseases". This is why a 54-year-old Dutch man hid his children in a forest near Turin. The 6 and 9-year-olds will be adopted.
>The carabinieri, once they arrived, found themselves faced with two children who not only could not speak, write or read, but who above all, despite their age, were still wearing diapers.

Duccio wtf

Lauriano Martinez

>>149467625
Grimolli sign em up we have our next Huijsen

>>149467691
>Grimolli sign em up
He's taking a nap, don't wake dog that sleeps :)

>>149467562
Sardinia.

Cristiano Ronaldo (owns 15% of al nassr) wants maldini as a director a meeting will happen in two days

The reason why Comolli still hasn't signed anybody has to do with Continassa still not being connected to the chiral network

>>149467625
Have relatives that are still obsessed with covid. They wear masks everywhere even in the summer. They refuse to sit inside anywhere. Feel sorry for the kids who can't have friends over unless they put on a mask.

>>149467806
>hook up the Continassa to the chiral network
>monorail between Jmedical and Viola Park can be built

>>149467625

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc3sNfBn5U4

after watching this guy for two years I fear the power of the dutch

Spalletti was so close to coach al nassr ronaldo refused jorge jesus is their next coach

>>149467625
You get similar stories from "people" like this living in the Algarve. Covid really mindbroke some of them.

>>149468277
This is what the fear caused by the high rate of the vaxx death caused, it's not the covid fault

helo someone pls buy trammy arbraham pls I dont want to lose ndick

Hakan is so close to galatasaray. al ahli wants him but it’s pretty much a done deal. his replacement will be so far either ederson or de paul

>>149468319
Please, you need to go way deeper with your conspiracy theories

>During the lockdown, the man had developed ‘a virus mania’, writes the newspaper la Repubblica. He feared that new viruses were being created in a laboratory to ‘infect the world’. He therefore decided to keep his children at home. The children's mother, a 38-year-old Dutch woman, also lived in the farmhouse.
>The children, aged 9 and 6, were born and registered in Germany, but they were not registered with the civil registry in Italy.
>Pending foster care, they are staying in a home for minors. Italian media report that the juvenile court in Turin has initiated adoption proceedings.

>>149467625
Do NOT look up the rolodex affair

>>149468381
Fake news to hide the truth

>>149468753
Post the truth

do NOT post the truth

>enjoying spanish stream
>sudden loud brrrr noise superimposed that makes my ears bleed
every time. Why cant the make anything work

Is there any Italian team that plays with clean un-striped green shirts?

I just read a rumor about the mercato budget for the next CB

>>149469060
Already posted it earlier, it's very grim

>>149469025
Avellino

>>149469081
Genuinely how the fuck are >we gonna do next season, I don't know if there is a Next Gen guy available to save >us fra

>>149469025
serie a banned solid green kits i think

>>149469104
>Genuinely how the fuck are >we gonna do next season
We'll do a Lazio and waste the entirety of the season to focus on the following season
One more reset, one more tabula rasa and we'll be good to go

(re-read this post every two years)

>>149469146
Year zero bros it's our time again, maybe this time there'll be a Coppa Italia otw if we're lucky

JOHN TEXTOR ANNOUNCES TAKING A STEP BACK FROM OL !!!

« I HAVEN’T BEEN VERY SUCCESSFUL IN FRANCE. As an American investor, the process of adapting to the French system has been odd.

We certainly don’t have any financial problems, we’ve never had so much cash flow. But I’ve done some things that disappointed the regulatory bodies there, and we need to address that.

I’m going to spend more time thinking about Eagle and Botafogo . »

If he was a pimp his name would be John Sextor

have you ever wondered about the fact that riccio rhymes with duccio? And that duccio has a riccio in his backyard? Not to mention that he's also a bit of a ricchio which coincidentally is riccio with an added letter.

>>149469146
>mfw >we get Allegnu back in the next 2-3 years

Riccio doesn't rhyme with duccio thoughever

>>149467129
roast chicken is the worst flavour of crisp, only worsted by a weird Roast Eel flavour of Lays i tried in japan.

Last year Juventus spent around €180m on new signings, in addition to permanent signings of Nico Gonzalez, Di Gregorio, Kalulu and Kelly for around €74m, which will all impact the 2025/26 budget which makes Damien Comolli's task more difficult.

Juve has a budget of around €60m this summer and will have to sell in order to purchase new players. This has already proven difficult with the situation around Vlahovic and failure to sell Weah & Mbangula to Nottingham Forest.

>Juve are ready to push for Balerdi, Tudor's first choice for the Defence, because the footballer has received signs of approval and openness. The position of Marseille remains they it don’t want to give him up. But Juventus are working on it.
t. John Atlanticist

>>149469830
My mind read it as Berardi and I was about to most mean stuff about gypsies

I wouldn't buy Marseille players

Sunburn's& tanline's

>>149469864
Berardi to jJ

>>149469830
I still don't know who this dude is, but knowing how shit the defence is it can't hurt to get a new guy...right? S-Surely he has to be good

the Berardi of the Balearics

>>149470061
good post

Balerdi and Berardi walk into a basilicata Burger King

>>149469830
Tudor is an expert at anything related to defense, I would 1000000% trust him

Balerdi and Berardi enter a bar blasting Balalala...

The Tudorian Dome

>>149465930 (OP)
thinking about going to the korea market and buy sea urchin, would make for a nice lunch pasta

Balalalatro

Honoré de berardi

Marisa lautardito

Balerdi and Berardi blast into a Belgian bourgeois bar to babble and buy bottles of beer from Bristol

Riccio di mare

Belardi and Heloise

>>149466621
10000X sexier than the swarthy tomboy worshipped by /seriea/

>>149470771
big achievement that

MILAN
GODDESS
SAY IT AFTER ME
MILAN
GODDESS

MILAN
GODDESS
MILAN
GODDESS
MILAN
GODDESS
GOBBOLOIDI FUORI DAL CAZZO
MILAN
GODDESS
MILAN GODDESS

>>149470949
What a bvll Stefano

sure smells like Mongolia all of a sudden

Big "dragged out of the beach because of being caught trying to take creepshots" smells emanating

>>149470771
Gio on the 'log on /mu/ btw
>>>/mu/126851001

Can Gattuso meme a WC trophy?

>>149471989
no since he won't qualify for it

I’ll aks yall again. Any recommendations for restaurants/cafes in Rome?

>>149472230
we had a roman anon, don't know what happened to him

Leave the negru take the comolli

>>149472230
Ask finnbro

>>149467625
pol and florentin pobba

>>149472282
Raped and murdered by a largely peaceful physicist from Sierra Leone.

>>149472386
Many such cases!
>tfw watching the saudi wwe show out of boredom

they will sell him to manchester united after two seasons

>>149472577
What is the lighting in Lecce's stadium like?

>Poobag in tears
Fras...

Also lmao death to Arrivabene

>>149472706
How did the Kokiri Forest take this news?

>>149472838
I'm sure Raspadori is going to be fine

>>149472230
Sushisen at the Piramide di Caio Cesto is the best Japanese restaurant in Europe and worth it. Just remember to book on their website in advance.

If you’re going for a walk in the center along Via del Corso then stopping at the café in hotel Russie, at Piazza Del Popolo, is a nice green area to cool down and relax for a break. But it’s like a 5 star richfag hotel so expect to be jewed 5-8€ for a coffee. Their café is a nice green oasis though so I kinda like it when Ive been walking all day for a pitstop.

>go to [european city]
>eat japanese
Why do mutts and thirdies do this

>>149473756
>go to neverlands
>eat kebab
it's good there at least

Because we eat pasta at home and get pizza from literally anywhere decently, so it’s just a nice experience when there’s a genuine good place nearby. If he doesnt feel like it then he doesnt have to. But the option is there if he wants to.

Unironically a good transfer season since allegro hates blacks

>Cenawinslol
god fucking damnit it's 2025

>Como have reached an agreement in principle with AZ for Dutch 19 year old winger Jayden Addai!
>€14m transfer fee, details being discussed with player’s camp in order to seal the deal.
Is this guy any good, Duccio?

Nico Gonzales just died...

>>149475461
again?

>>149475461
What killed him this time

HEARD YOU WANT YOUR jJ BACK? HAH, SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>149475850
Can you give a call to Nick Woltemerd and tell him to come to Jj in German?

SWEET CAROLINE
GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEMED SO GOOD

Germ-ACK!

Woltememe lost. Sign him Mr. Cannoli

>>149474992
goddammit how much money do they have?

>Build
CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 7700 3.6 GHz 8-Core
CPU Cooler: Deepcool LS520S ZERO DARK
Motherboard: ASRock A620I LIGHTNING WIFI Mini ITX AM5
Memory: Kingston FURY Beast 32 GB (2 x 16 GB) DDR5-6000 CL30 Memory
Storage: Samsung 990 Pro 2 TB M.2-2280 PCIe 4.0 X4 NVME Solid State Drive
Video Card: Sapphire PULSE Radeon RX 9070 16 GB Video Card
Case: Lian Li A4-H20 X4 Mini ITX Desktop Case
Power Supply: Corsair SF750 (2024) 750 W

Total: €1777.38

Any knowers here that can say if this is gud or not?

What would Koopmeiners's DS name be?

>>149477367
do you want to play at 1080p or 1440p?
at 60 hz or higher?

>>149477496
Feverman

cloudflare please

>>149477367
I haven't been paying close attention but check that there's no issues with the asrock as I've heard some asrock mobos have been killing some high tier ryzen cpus as of late, probably not of the 7 series though

you realize that without the usual German corruption Gnontolo would be the reigning u21 European champion? Just how grim are things really?

>>149477805
theres lightning, please understand

>>149477921
Italy needs better negrus, Ndour and Gnonto are not it

Business idea: the Mayli FacialAbuse video but instead he features Mayulu

Corona seething is up

n'egru

>>149478257
How is this retard even popular in Italy

>>149478297
To be popular in Italy, you have to be a retard

>>149478297
>retards
>in Italy
*scratches chin*

>>149478297
He's a sfinterista and guess what team his fanbase follow?

>>149466387
>Let's see what the greatests minds of /seriea/ have in mind for Jj's attack
pretending negruani is better will surely work

>>149478323
Maybe explains why he's that popular compared to what he actually brings to the table eh, he's extra 'tarded
>>149478341
That explains a lot. Isn't he popular through his dad or some shit too?

>Isn't he popular through his dad or some shit too?
Surely no in Italy, everyone knows nepotism isn't a thing there

Nico Gonzalez is on his way out of Juventus. He will leave Turin, certainly when Juve return from the Club World Cup, Same goes for Samuel Mbangula.

Regarding other exits: Juve are willing to let Adzic leave on loan, Palermo are interested. Atalanta are interested in Perin. Sassuolo could make a move for Rugani. Daffara could move to Avellino. Atalanta could take Kostic to Bergamo.

>>149478793
If Perin leaves then I'd like for Daffara to stay, but apart from that this doesn't seem bad. Now the question is who will the club buy.

>>149478257
the theo story is obviusly true but he still goes at it because he's a sfinterista. theo got kicked out of the club and sent to arabia, they do not have prejudices towards women-beater there so I don't know why keep going at it

>>149479081
seething is the natural state of the sfinterista

Sun 19 Feb 2023 19:34

>BREAKING: Stuttgart are demanding a transfer fee of OVER 𝟭𝟬𝟬M EUROS for Nick Woltemade, reports Kicker. The EURO U21 star has already reached a personal agreement with Bayern.
The market's so fucking broken dude

Though it does make sense that Bundes clubs are tired of having their best players picked up by Buyern eh

It's 02:24 and I just saw Cucurella on my monitor

>>149478793
Goding
>>149480354
Bayern can get fucked, glad someone is finally taking a stand, they tried all their usual tactics too (go behind the club’s back, have the journos report it as a done deal before anything has even been agreed)

Anselmino LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149480891
I'm sure the "blackmail the club's executives over scat porn" clause won't be activated this time :^)

>chelshit just put up Phil Anselmo
wtf how deep is their roster

I see Portuguese dogs getting BTFO, I smile :)

>Enzo Maresca will win a worldc up in your lifetime
Not sure how to feel about bizarro irl /sp/

There was a slim, very slim chance of Belotti lifting the trophy

>>149481124
They have so many players dude, like 7 goalies
>>149481199
You now remember Jj winter mercato target Antonio Silva

Belotti honours:
>Palermo
- Serie B: 2013–14

>Italy
- UEFA European Championship: 2020

>Individual
- Pallone d'Argento: 2016–17
- Giuseppe Prisco Award: 2017
- Gazzetta Sports Awards Performance of the Year: 2017
- Premio Nazionale Carriera Esemplare "Gaetano Scirea": 2020

>Orders
- 5th Class / Knight: Cavaliere Ordine al Merito della Repubblica Italiana: 2021

>>149481235
I know they have like 6 gorillon players who are on contracts till 2137 but it's still fucking funny
thanks to their fucking hoarding of players and loans, as a FM addict, I'm annoyed I can't loan off as many players as I could before

Holy farsetta this benfica-chelsea match batman

>I problemi della #Lazio con indice di liquidità rischiano di annullare il controriscatto (€1,4M) per Romano #FlorianiMussolini, riscattato dalla #JuveStabia (€1M). Se venisse confermato lo stop alla Lazio, potrebbe approfittarne l’#Udinese interessata al terzino. Pronti €4M
Mussolini in a team sponsored by Apu and filled with negrus, that is pure calcio heritage

English torelli won.

>>149481498
How much is Maxim de Cuyper supposed to cost?

>>149481534
I honestly have no idea

>>149480354
yeah, I've read Union SG from your league is asking 30 mil for Ivanović and my thoughts on that, in short, are "lmao"

the striker situation is crazy

They can read in Croatia?

>>149481628
Just today >my team sold a relatively random youth player to Brentford for €25m+, every situation is crazy these days.

Mussolegru

Rommel Kalulu

Moules Frites

>>149481702
When it comes to young players the market has exploded, clubs like Brighton made a whole business from that and it makes them richer every year

>>149481795
Perfect time for >my club's 2 biggest rivals to completely stop producing top fenomeno's hehe

Future is looking bright!

Four Juventus players, Vlahović, Thuram, Weah and McKennie celebrated Paul Pogba's return to Football.

>>149481498
I hope apu will be sponsor next year too

#Pogfeelings

>>149481498
>"Faccetta Nera" in the background

>>149491287
Wtf I suddenly rate Zingarovic now?

>>149481795
>Brighton
You'd be surprised how often they've been scouting players in Serie A lately

t.knower

>Bonny to Inter for more than 26 millions (bonuses included)
>there will also be a 20% sell-on clause

>>149491287
Based zingaro

to the Inter fans, would you swap Asllani for Yildiz? I have a couple of friends close to Inter who are telling me Inter might attempt to sign Yildiz and they were thinking about a money + Asllani offer

>money + ASSlani for Yildiz

I don't think jewventini are THAT dumb

>>149491758
Depends, they're a data driven team now. There could be some stats where Asllani could be shining and which can interest Tudor and the board.

Should I? I miss twinkazzo and want to see him again

>>149465930 (OP)
unironically steal of the mercato for 2.5m salary

>>149492012
He's a better looking Locatelli, no way in hell it's a steal.

>>149492024
new pillar of the NT cause gattuso will call milanbulls + he hates locatelli

>>149492047
Wow he's a shitalian NT pillar now?!?!? Now I will rate him because as a Meloni shitalian voter I only care about the NT

>>149492061
Actually I have 2 scuadre del quore, la Juba and l'Itaglia

>>149492116
Also Zinner and la Pherrari

Still just in time to wish everyone a good morning!

I'm gonna start watching videos about how Serbia got bombed and turned into ashes by the Americans while goding every single second

I’m a simple man looking for sex

>>149492360
Serbia is a stronger nation than the US because Serbians are Russian

>>149491936
Game of the decade IMHO,

>>149492357
*triggers a wherethedutchbelong.webm flashback*

>#Juventus’ General Director Damien #Comolli will be tonight in Miami to watch the game between #Flamengo and #BayernMunich to monitore the right back #Wesley (born in 2003). #Juve have also asked info for Sacha #Boey, who could leave #Bayern and has been also approached by #OM
t.Nicky Schizo

Sacha Boey Cohen

The inevitable Jj - Monaco champions league fixture is going to be interesting if #PogBack starts

>>149492840
He's either gonna score a worldie in it or not play because of injuries, no inbetween

>>149492858
Indeed

>#Lotito al Messaggero: “Non abbiamo necessità di vendere i big né di acquistare. Anzi, dobbiamo sfoltire perché abbiamo 30 giocatori per una competizione. Per #Castellanos mi hanno offerto 40M, idem per #Rovella, #Gila e #Zaccagni. Poi 35 per #Tavares, 25 per #Isaksen e 15 per #Romagnoli. Non voglio smantellare”.
Holy fuck kek

>>149492893
Based lotirchio

*sips some Gaza Cola™*

If you're club is on this list, you should consider the rope necklace

>>149493136
The way Textor fucked over Lyon is actually insane

That's right, MY Juventus would never be part of a soulless multi-club ownership group

>>149493362
All things considered, >we are lucky to have such a long-running ownership, not a fan of everything Elkann does but he certainly acts to benefit the club. Would be very weird to see someone who isn't from the Agnelli family own the club (though those Tether guys might soon start to have their word to say in the board decisions).

>>149492893
bvll lotitus

>>149493136
the limit should be 2

>>149493776
>>149493788
opinions? >>149491653

>>149493800
dildiz is too selfish imo. they play different positions too

>>149493831
You can sell him a season later for 100m, is it really that bad of a deal for you? A Carboni - Pio Esp - Yildiz attack is deadly af

>>149493848
what about lauti

>>149493921
Sell for 150m and improve defense with world class players

Top 5 /seriea/ cube meme cars
5. Kia sovl
4. Honda element
3. Toyota scion
2. Nissan cube
1. Fiat Multipla

>no Fiat Cinquecento
>no Opel Agila
>no Toyota Yaris Verso

>>149494111
Kek

If he had a microphone his name could be Sam Podcaster Bridges

>>149472230
there was one sandwich shop near vatican that was really good. they had their own pickled things in the sammies which were great.

If he wasted his time browsing 4chan his name could be Sam Poster Bridges

Mordi (Fabio) Sandwichouse

If he had a plans for signing Adzic on loan his name could be Sam Palermo Bridges

>>149494434
>>149494504
Good posts, I'll tell them to my friends when they join my PS Party later today
>>149494659
I'll also tell this but on a different day so I have even more content to entertain my friends with

I bought protein powder made on eggs and it is making my farts nuclear

>>149495043
Beef isolate is the only good protein powder

If you don’t eat like a thirdie you don’t need protein powder

>>149495289
Thats the roma dane not me

Proteun Powderminers

getting < 200 grams of protein just by eating is not gonna happen for me lmao

Lads, it’s VerKWABpen

>instruct your own driver to trigger Max' exit clause
Bravo Toto

Mo it’s started to get warm again

>>149496000
>rain appears
>disappears after 5 minutes
I bet Grimolli is behind this

>>149496073
I’m convinced chemtrails are real. Its already known that’s it’s possible for man to manipulate the weather.

And if the weather gives us shit-tests it means that someone is womanipulating it

https://x.com/rawrxavier/status/1938301261570245066
Factos

fozza psg e bayern oggi, annamo europee

Reminder furfags are richfags

Looking forward to the WeatherBreak in this evenings Paris Towers v Inter Messi CF!

Today, 25 years ago

Duccios will call their kids Jaap and think there's nothing wrong with it

Jeep

Shitalians call their children Calogero and Nunziatellla but nooo it's all good because shitalians are cool or something (nevermind every shitalian has raped a child at least once)

>>149498326
implying that you wouldn't call your son giappo

>>149498442
>implying I could have a son
not if I wanted to die of old age I wouldn't

>Betis Sevilla is thinking of Rolando Mandragora from Fiorentina, Morten Frendrup from Genoa, and former Juve player Enzo Barrenechea to strengthen the midfield

CALCIO connoisseurs

John titor owns lyon?

>>149494434
what if he had a micropeen?

PSG (4-3-3): Donnarumma; Hakimi, Marquinhos, Pacho, Nuno Mendes; Fabián Ruiz, Vitinha, João Neves; Kvaratskhelia, Doué, Barcola. Allenatore: Luis Enrique.

INTER MIAMI (4-4-2): Ustari; Weigandt, Falcon Picart, Allen, Jordi Alba; Allende, Redondo, Busquets, Segovia; Messi, Suarez. Allenatore: Javier Mascherano.

>Ustari
is he a wizard?

>>149498691
the absolute scenes when Woody Allen will pull off a better performance against P$G than Acerbi

Farsa Delle Farse starts in 51 minutes.

>>149498773
F1 already ended doe and FIA let Ferrari race after their history of cheating

>>149498691
you just know that if inter miami is going to lose less pathetically than inda the whole web will start considering them the real and more worthy inter

For me, it's the happy port inter

ayo you all italians alive with that weather shit?

>>149499152
Yep, leeching A/C from my parents

>>149499152
Barely

...just found out Miretti is a Jj player

>Nico Paz ever closer to staying at Como: Real's buy-back clause expires tomorrow
WHY

Olivia Rodrigo could step on me, burn my house down, use all the money in my bank account, steal my Death Stranding 2 collector's edition and throw away my Lego Rock Raiders mug and I’d still say sorry

Westonbury 2025

>>149499304
/seriea/ WILL be watchlistenpartying this!

Rodrigo balacios

>>149465965
>>149466027
>>149466086
he is just the right size

Bro how is Arthur STILL......

oh btw from now on im killing shitalians and any tourist greek or not with juventus/milan/inter shirt, reason picrel

>>149499525
wrong picrel but actually depicts what i will do to any shitalian mafioso

>>149499501
Isn't it grim that this team would likely still make the top 7 in Serie Ass?

it's over messibros...

>>149499573
Yes but how balanced and enthralling would that be?

>>149499567
kek what happened?

PSG 1-0 Inter

>>149499755
Stop

>>149499755
Continue

>>149499816
Yeah, it's offside anyway, Hakimi's goal is clearly gonna get disallowed

>>149499634
>shitalian company closes down physical ticket booths
>makes people download and use the app which was created with EU and greek government dividends
>shitty pajeet tier app cant communicate with the server and doesn't send the ticket in pdf form(yes a pdf you heard that right) but it draws money from your debit card without any trouble which are non refundable since there is no ticket except one random number which you cant paste anywhere

>>149499896
pay your denbts

>>149500102
we have no debts to settle with you only with the venerable german people

They're unironically defender than worstSfinter :skull:

>>149500256
yep, even when showing half of it Miami's crest is still gay as fuck

>>149498754
He was one of the most promising players of that U20 team that won the WC and the gold medal in the 2004 Olympics, he just had bad luck with injuries and couldnt kickstart a solid career.
Also Miami has played a better game against PSG than the team they are stealing the name from so far, i am 100% convinced Inter got paid to lose that final, there's no fucking way they played with so little energy.

>>149500564
>there's no fucking way they played with so little energy.
The team is 80 years old

>>149500606
That's why they are signing Dildiz

>>149500564
>i am 100% convinced Inter got paid to lose that final
They pushed way above their weight last season imo, that final makes big sense if you look into their Serie A results against bigger teams. Their only plan was to send the ball to Dumfries or Thuram, with Pacho and Mendes blocking them they were fucking dead.

>>149500606
And so is this Inter nigga, who starts Ustari, Jordi Alba, Busquets, Messi and Suarez in 2025.
You can count the sub-27 players in Miami with one hand.

I just looked at this referee's head lol

>>149500643
Yeahm but the Serie A season is a lot more grueling than whatever the MLS pretends to be

PSG 2-0 Inter

Reminder that Inter Miami didn't even qualify for the CWC, they just got invited by Infantino for some reason kek

>>149500564
>i am 100% convinced Inter got paid to lose that final, there's no fucking way they played with so little energy.
It's more like the fact that Inter players sniffed too many of their farts and believed their own hype.
At the beginning of the season they lost points through sheer bravado, but nevertheless the whole environment around them (including the Gazzetta) continued undaunted to glorify them as one of the best teams in the world, for no apparent reason.
The moment PSG kicked off like that by sending the ball out and starting to press, Inter players immediately realised it was not a Marotta League match with complacent refereeing. And they shat themselves.

>>149500962
>the reason?
pissi katourlini

And 4-0

Jjfags..

good defending here

Here comes the IDF (Inter Defence Force)

>>149501410
>>149501452
based

>>149501410
>>149501452
At least >we scored two, can't say the same for the ingiocabili lmfao, 5-0 all clean all round

...(((they)))'re latching onto Kalulu of all people? lmao

>>149467562
Most visited region in the summer by other italians is Apulia

>>149501610
in a CL final, you lose in the round of 16 with psv lmao

Trophy "lost a CL final"

>>149501750
Yeah that's even better. A PSV loss nobody remembers anything, not even the scorers.
The CL final on the other hand...

Possibly the only "team" in the world to brag about losing with a bigger partial an even more important game lmfao

>>149501770
not to be confused with the "Chin Up" Cup from the 2023 UCL final

Conceding a record-breaking amount of goals in the CL final? Not for everyone.

>that's even better. A PSV loss nobody remembers anything

not even a sfinter fan but this is pathetic kek

Trophy "lost to PSV"

>>149501841
This caption but with the sfinter fan in munich bawling his eyes out

>>149501750
And yet the same amount of trophies won during the season for both clubs, the difference being that this is one of the worst Jjs of all time while this is one of the best sfinters of all time. At least when >we were losing finals there were always other trophies, here the highlight of your season is an historic 5-0, non c'è rivincita amico mio.

>>149501859
yeah it made me think that post was a falseflag

we need thread IDs because no way even Jjbros are this stupid

two more come on!

>>149501841
Isn't this bitch Lebanese? You just know IDF bvlls raped her to death

Hope this ends 5-1 so the sfinter's result looks even more pathetic

>>149501957
Nah this Inter Miami is genuinely too weak, probably 7-0 or something

nvm Jjsisters are retarded, they're going all out

>>149501996
Did Inter go all out when they scored a grand total of 0 (zero) goals?

>>149501996
>going all out
PSG mentioned

Damn, the French really made the thirdies lose all contact with the reality of this world

Inter didn't really lose (and here's why)

>>149502045
Imagine the protein powder being consumed

Peter Thiel, Jeffrey Epstein and Bonucci's son enter in a cafe

Here's how Inter Milan can still avoid a record-breaking, history-setting loss

>>149501859
Jjs ambitions LMAO

Maybe The Real Treasure Was The Pears They Took Along the Way

>>149502154
can you blame them? they are a finished club, with no future

Just 2 more gazzetta articles

ATTENTION! Bremer has decided to join Inter after his experience with Torino

Better to have realistic ambitions, or a treble can quickly disappear!

>with no future
But enough about sfinter and its old farts

>>149502195
rich coming from a club of 37 years old

It has now been reported that the stairs at San Siro (certaintly owned by the clubs!) are not less slippery than before

>>149502252
Those old farts reached a CL final something your club will never achieve again

>>149502256
Yeah jjis full of young talents like kalulu and savona lmfao

>>149502279
>achieve
What an achievement the 5-0, it is historic for the least

>>149502092
Peter thiel is an anagram for the reptile

Inter in talks with thomas partey

>>149502279
And I will be forever grateful to Acerbi for that!
Without his goal I would've never witnessed hi5t0ry

Elaborate on the three fingers that Inzaghi was showing during that press conference?!

>>149502320
What about Bonucci's son

>>149502351
The same Inzaghi that was so convinced by Inter's future that he decided to stay at the club even before the final was played?

>>149502351
He was clearly alluding to how many seconds it took him to leave that club of failures after the final

>>149502413
To be fair that's nothing I would be proud of considering each and every single shitalian NT trophy has been refballed

Kang IN

>>149502303
Savona, Alberto Costa, YILDIZ, Conceicao, etc..

>>149502492
Yildiz is going to Inter, I don't think you can make fun of him anymore

>>149502584
Reminder the dude behind that YouTube channel supports Teump

June 29th
19:36
I am reminded that Grimtoli stayed at my club for almost 2 years

I accidentally said 'Paolo Negro' in a job interview

>46 degrees in southwestern spain
Folks, these spaniards ain't human

>>149502687
That's odd

Suarez is so fried man

>>149502725
big humiliazione for Inter legend Vamerdino Rossi (did you know he killed another rider?)

>>149502687
Serie oDdo

Funniest fact: Inter Miami has more shots on targets against PSG than sfinter merdan did

I'm sorry but Dembele's many and various cancers look incurable to me

>>149502687
Odd Future mentioned

>see Inter Miami
>can't stop thinking about the real Inter

nah this is crazy

>>149502840
we live rent free in their heads

>>149502840
>>149502868
Opinions on Valentino Merdossi (Inter legend) killing Marco Simoncelli?

He says while remembering the exact details of a Jj game against PSV

>>149502840
Let's say that the names and the scorelines do look a bit alike

I now remember the ellipsis posting Duccio

I legit don't understand how can people like Apple products

Even printeristi must admit that he often looks like he's shat himself

>>149502351
one nearly championship one championship and another nearly championship

>>149503041
whats happened to the helmet ? what if grimtoli or some fairy tale figure such as this headbutts him?

>>149503041
just continuing the tradition of the last champions final

>>149503039
I'm not poor and I want my devices to last many years
and no, freedom of rooting or customizing isn't a "feature" since nobody except smelly nerds who still live in their mother's basement will ever do that to their phones

It's official: Inter Miami > sfinter milan

>Riomma is gonna get saved by Scansuolo again
It's getting old

>>149503099
That nose sure is long

IsrApple

>>149503172
how will that happen ?

>>149503203
What are you trying to hide on your Android powered Motorola shit brick (most used smartphone in India sir good phone sir)? Surely it's not pedo pictures sir

So Inter Milan remains the weakest Inter in the world after Inter Miami's defeat by just 4 goals

>>149503240
two more plusvalenze

>>149503334
>plusvalenze
and all that just to secure lauriente?

Couldn't we just rename it Inter Merda? The city of Milan has its dignity too

Does it?

>>149503658
As a milanese citizen it really doesn't

Milano >>>> Turdino (aka new Reggio Calabria)

Wow shit is better than smelly shit that's incredible

>>149503746
Aren't the streets of Milano in the hands of calabresi and mystery meat maranzas?

>>149503746
>implying Milan isn't the same
there's literally not a single milanese blooded person in this cursed place. Everyone is a 2nd/3rd generation terrone who claims to be a meneghino at heart. Defending the city of Milan just proves you're a terrone yourself

>>149503857
That's the whole of europe kek

*clears throat* I can feel the liquid building up in my lower intestines, I think I'll have to discharge in just about 10 minutes

Alex Sandro and Jj's future rightback

Upamecano moment during which minute?

>>149505242
The Tahrtyeight's

Don’t call my name
Don’t call my name
Alex Sandro

I’m not your babe
I’m not your babe
Mattia De Schigoglio

>>149505700
Really fucking funny, did your boyfriend write that

>>149505193
>the "german" club is much darker than the brazilian club
grim

who the fuck jumps on a corner kick like that?

If Zingaro tried that he'd have killed a random fan in the stands

Jorginho Frello Filho De Puta

>Non-european teams masking all the serie ass figure di merda
Excellent

>>149506672
juve will lose to real too so they will be able to say "but it's real so it's fine", let's just hope that inter don't shit the bed

>>149506718
>Inter
>Not shitting the bed
Lets just hope it will be 3 goals max.

>>149506718
How are >we supposed to win against Real with Kelly marking Mbappé

Why do white women from Clapham love Noah Kahan so much?

>2soccer2bot
MOD
To the Messi fanboys trying to get this removed spamming disingenuous reports: it isn't getting removed and you're getting suspended by the Admins for report abuse. It isn't legit behaviour lads, try to be more reasonable.

>>149506718
>Juventus gets knocked out in 2 days while Inter loses the final

imagine the feeling of joy for Jjsisters while screaming "I'm not the raped, YOU are the raped!"

>>149506810
Tactical smacktalk to make him lose his head like Materazzi did on Zizou.

>>149507071
How is the banner kept straight?

>>149506718
They have Dildiz and Pio Esposito respectively, they'll both get to the final.

>>149507220
the power of friendship

Three star pit's if you know what I mean

I still remember when Zaccagni scored that gole and the croatcel became a schizo for like a month

this Dazn (pronounced “Da Zone”) commentator is trying so hard to sound Latinx it’s driving me mental, would unironically prefer a women in the booth

>>149507362
why are we attracted to pits from a biological standpoint? just the umpteenth bug?

eurobros... how is flamengo destroying bayern now?

IGOR JESUS
>IGOR JESUS
IGOR JESUS
>IGOR JESUS
IGOR JESUS
>IGOR JESUS
IGOR JESUS
>IGOR JESUS
IGOR JESUS
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nah it's crazy to play football at 3 PM during summer

Riomma legend Gerson Santos

>>149507443
Smell reasons maybe?

'livia is up

>>149508328
Never tuned any faster to anything

>>149508383
Come back Matthijs

Fishnet tight's and corset's

>>149508383
duccio in shambles

>>149508383
He's gonna have the best season of his career, come back bro

'Cause you've made some real big mistakes
But I can't believe you made Motta sign
I should've known it was strange
You only come out at night
I used to think you were smart
But you made me look so naive
The way you sold Juve for parts
As you sunk your teeth into this team, oh
Bloodsucker, squad fucker
Bleedin' us dry like a goddamn vampire

This Wesley guy is fast as fuck, not very sure that spending 20 millies on the guy is exactly the right move though

>The Cure - Friday I’m in Love
Metal Gear reference

>>149508383
Barrenposting bros...

does merdinho still take penalties with that faggy jump of his?

>>149509540
He sorta did for his pen today but it was a bit quicker I think

>>149509386
How did Olivia do? I couldn't watch

Bonko where are my 3am games wtf

Baking new

>>149510315
Gud, really well-balanced setlist betwen the sad lovesick-y songs and her slightly grungier stuff. Great backing band too actually, noticeable so.

The Cure's frontman came on stage for 2 songs (Friday I'm In Love and another one). Was fun seeing all the teenage girls sing along with all the Olivia Rodrigo songs and then the dads in the crowd with The Cure ones.

And just when you thought it was over she cracked out her Union Jack pants for, ironically, All-American Bitch. She’s also done the Flaming Lips thing of chucking out loads of massive white balls into the audience. Then (I think) she ends it with the second-best Olivia song: Good 4 U.

>>149510714
>>149510714
>>149510714