Thread 149467405

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>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
211 (210 starts)

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
240 (237 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 198 (+12)
NOR: 176 (+0)
VER: 155 (+18)
RUS: 136 (+25)
LEC: 104 (+10)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 374 (+12)
Mercedes: 199 (+40)
Ferrari: 183 (+18)
Red Bull RBPT: 162 (+18)
Williams Mercedes: 55 (+1)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 646.57 (+54.47)
HAM: 617.28 (+45.53)
NOR: 611.75 (+93.77)

>News:
Qualfiying: Lando Norris (1:03.971), Charles Leclerc (+0.521), Oscar Piastri (+0.583)
HAM RUS LAW VER BOR ANT GAS ALO ALB HAD COL BEA STR OCO TSU SAI HUL
Norris takes pole by largest margin of the season, at the shortest lap time circuit of the season

Alonso pole

Formula 1 :)

Where is rriam?

edd

See >>149466494. ps3 bros, what's happening?

What should I make my Steam name? F1 related of course.

Lando pole lole

Max "lando's bitch" Verstappen

who was sikt?

eternal reminder the general lap count is off by around 200

>It's a "Bullshit yellow in quali turns the race into a NORPIARUS because qualifying is basically the fucking race with this years POS cars" episode
I want off this ride

shitson outqualified max, does this count for the teammate h2h qualy battle? question

Fuck you Alonso

DEAD
FUCKING
BULL

>>149467429
SemenSlurper2020

sluper quali , gay race

>>149467421
Mclaren's upgrades fixed the problem Norris had with the car while ruining Oscar's advantage.
Now he has to race to win, not just coast.

>>149467421
Building him up to watch him fall

>>149467446
FUCK YOU CENTRACA

>>149467421
pissthree has always been shit. the goblin fixed his mental and will win now

>>149467421
PS3 just said he wasn’t able to start his second lap because of gas leak’s retardation. Goblins car also has an upgraded suspension which seems to be helping him

>>149467446
Rude

>lawson finally outqualified verstappen
>...

>>149467435
Would slurp her chocolate.

>>149467405 (OP)
>GAS ALO
gasly penal, alo p10 tomorrow

PISS3 WILL NEVER, I REPEAT, NEVER WIN A WDC

are there any gay drivers?

how does norris bottle it this time?

>>149467435
That's a lad

>>149467444
these are the easiest cars to pass in history, qualifying has never been less the race than this year.

AMX bros what happened :(

>>149467405 (OP)
remember previous driver with one finger as his signature mark? he was not really liked because of this, and you know what? even anglo is not immune from hate when using this one finger mark

>second slower than lando
MAXFAGS BTFO

>>149467475
> the goblin fixed his mental
Wew lad imagine believing this

>goblando gets gifted pole
We're reaching critical mass of semen slurping

>>149467421
yellow flagged because of gay sex in the track

apology for poor english

where were you when gassy spun?

I was at home eating pretzel when max call

“qualy is ded”

no

and you??

>>149467500
French people

>>149467475
lol
lmao, even

>>149467500
Gasleak ruined his lap (and Oscar’s too)

young Hulk would have outqualified Bortoleto

>>149467517
ajajjajaja, so funny man

>im not planning to finish 3rs
my boy ps3 inb4 p4 incoming

>>149467445
in your heart, sure
for real, no

Lawson starting 5th will be fun, he doesn't rake prisoners when racing so after George's penalty kicks in he will be the perfect entertaining road block for the first quarter of the race.
After that he will probably break his front wing and finish 15th or something.

he's leaving RBR isn't he...

French women butthole :D

>Jolyon Palmer
>Gay fucking name btw
"I have no idea why Verstappen backed off"
>Yellow flagged as fuck
I hate this faggot like you would not believe
>Was a retard as a driver as well

this semen slurping "sport" is just not for me

>>149467405 (OP)
>Watch WRC
>ToyotaWinsLol
>Watch MotoGP
>MarkekWinsLol
>Watch F1
>McLarenWinsLol (rigged for Norris)
>Watch Spa 24 hours
>Boring soulless GT3 homogenized car (Migu dead last)

I think this """"""""""Sport""""""""""" isnt just for me anymore. Any good video games to finish ?

>>149467494
Are there any straight ones?

>>149467526
am i retarded or does he kinda look like patrick swayze

>>149467445
only spiritually

Remember when some literal who jumped into Lando's car in P1 and ran 4th. Thats how simple that car is to drive.

>ferrari has a better race pace than quali pace
have you refilled your copium tanks?

>>149467539
>GP mysteriously goes missing the same weekend Max in talks with Mercedes
yep it’s over

>>149467553
the former

>>149467553
yes and kinda

KitKat®!

/f1/ quiet after the goblin takes pole. why does /f1/ hate the goblin so?

>>149467539
toto furiously writing up the single best contract her can offer verstappen RIGHT NOW

>>149467553
yes all white people look same

>>149467544
So go watch Crofty calling all the cars wrong then and having to be constantly corrected by an embarrassed Brundle

>gasleak
merde putain

>>149467539
Should have left last season when the Merc seat was free and Number 1 status was free to negotiate with Antonelli being the useless Number 2.
Now Toto has the bargaining power.
He should suffer one more season at that dying relic of a team and join Aston after Alonso retires after winning his 3rd world drivers championship in the Newey eldritch horror.

>>149467544
I don't know how it was possible to miss
it was clear he lifted when the yellow appeared

>>149467553
yes and yes

>>149467563
Alex Dunne is an F2 champion. Put some respect on that name

Porsches at Portimão in 1 bong btw

>>149467579
going to buy one rn
also he looks like he's from chudistan

>>149467526
Hulk will be P4 after three laps tomorrow.

>>149467581
Soulless. Just like Pecco wins WDC on MotoGp

>>149467539
idk what package RB has for next year but its better be fucking good or hes 100% out

>>149467588
>alonso
>winning
good post

one race
the Human race

>>149467539
No he's not lol
Ferrari and McLaren are full and Merc won't take him
The other teams are unserious

>>149467616
Let me dream.

>>149467563
Reminded me of Russell in 2020 Bahrain, same type of dominance and ease of drive.

>>149467622
which is which?

>>149467622
pyramid hairline is crazy

>>149467581
Norris is an unlikeable smarmy little git with a fan base that consists entirely of teenage girls

Nicki Schields is much better than Laura Winter

>>149467500
racism

Cope and seethe maxfags

>>149467642
its more like one of those aztec ones, with the flat top

>>149467588
even if Russlel stays he might be close in qualifying but AMX has much better racepace
NARB would be the 2nd driver

Ferrari semi-pole
Ferrari win
simple as

>>149467583
some say he even offered to make the mercedes silver again

Going to the chippy lads, do you want anything?

Is Poonoda actually worse than KWABmilton?

>>149467622
Anglos have always been counted as a different species

>>149467631
do you live under a rock? Russell LITERALLY said that Mercedes is in talks with Max. Russell has not even signed a new contract even though his contract expires at the end of the season. Toto wants Max and will wait for him until the end

still had like 10% hope that verstappen could claw it back throughout the rest of the season
but after today, it's all gone
at least we can see norris getting cucked by PS3

>>149467674
Depends on how next year's cars are driven, but I doubt it. Russell has been pretty unimpressive in qualis with Merc considering the lack of quality in teammates.

>>149467640
yeah, this mclaren is better than 23 redbull, not even close

>>149467445
has 2b in the same machine so no

>>149467652
same for ps3 tho

>>149467525
He was already +0.4 before yellows.

Never seen so much Ferrari support on these generals. Not saying that it’s a bad thing, just funny to me because everyone shits on both Ferarri and Aston Martin.

>>149467732
ok, so then maximo and fernando are the only drivers that are 11-0 in the teammate h2h quali

Its over

>>149467739
/sp/ is a rarri board

>McLaren
Car Performance 100/100
Car Driveability 100/100
>Red Bull
Car Performance 85/100
Car Driveability 0/100
>Mercedes
Car Performance 80/100
Car Driviability 80/100
>Ferrari
Car Performance 80/100
Car Driveability 50/100
>Williams
Car Performance 70/100
Car Driveability 75/100
>Racing Bulls
Car Performance 70/100
Car Driveability 80/100
>Kick Sauber
Car Performance 70/100
Car Driveability 40/100
>Alpine
Car Performance 70/100
Car Driveability 30/100
>Aston Martin
Car Performance 70/100
Car Driveability 60/100
>Haas
Car Performance 65/100
Car Driveability 50/100

>>149467739
people shit on ferrari because people want ferrari to be better

>I'M OK
?

>>149467758
nope I don't give a flying fuck about Ferrari

>>149467770
>24 year old white woman
<35 year old black woman
What causes this?

>>149467785
lot's of that at spa now, that's why

>>149467739
>Never seen so much Ferrari support on these generals.
how new are you?

>>149467805
you're not people

>>149467720
Red Bull brought and update here and it didn't work, car was like driving on ice
>last year's time would have put AMX p2 on the grid

porsche wishing death on mclaren now

To date, Russell's most impressive performance at Merc is still when he, as a 2nd year driver, replaced Hamilton for a weekend and pretty much matched, what Hamilton would've done. Now sure, 2020 Merc is maybe the most dominant car of all time, but still, his level as an official driver has been disappointing compared to that, and 2023 was truly a terrible season, his worst.

>>149467755
sorry, the red bull is only the 7th fastest car at best. AMX is just built different

>>149467877
he just needs less time, bro

>>149467830
white husband

>>149467497
nope. seen her dick can confirm it's a girl

>>149467830
Being a different species

>>149467805
štajerc detected

>>149467830
stress

last digit is the position norris will have tomorrow at the end of lap 1 (0 is dnf)

>>149467835
>Missed Spa start
Fuck...

>female commentators
What a shit development. They're worse than the male commentators and don't know anything.

>>149468000
based

BASED gasly destroying everyone's lap
>>149467888
Spa francochamps... home...

>>149467549
Snufkin game, no motorized vehicles in sight.

>>149467836
Older than you by 10 years

>>149468000
checo’d

>>149467497
Did someone say "salad"? No thanks!

>>149467877
>2020 Merc is maybe the most dominant car of all time
That's why it finished 1-2 in the one (1) race without Hamilton right?

>>149468000
NICE

>>149467830
Zoomers and late millennials age like shit

>>149468045
>>149468046
>>149468058
>>149468061
CUUM :D

>>149468058
hamilton is getting 24-0'd by lecuck, bro

>>149468058
Do you not know what happened in that race? Yeah, the car itself wasn't dominant enough to prevent team sabotage to not completely shame Hamilton, after Russell had already massively exposed him and Bottas, I'll give you that.

>>149468000
last digit is todays quali position of a car that will take him out

Max is a deadbeat father

>>149467930
lucky fella

>>149468097
fun fact, this is no longer on the table

STATEMENT. MADE.

Why does Checo suddenly become the GOAT in Baku specifically? It isn't all that unique a track is it

Max will start on hards and FIA will surely rig a SC at the perfect time for him finish 3rd.

>>149468150
and in the shortest track, that car, driven by a good driver, could put 3 seconds on the next car(it would help if this car was driven by a shit driver, such as the goblin)

>>149467877
The Merc isn't good on higher temperature tracks, he's doing good this weekend all things considered
being stuck in Claire Williams' sex torture dungeon for so long arguably stifled his development though

>>149468155
2021 clearly worse than Max, 2022 destroyed by Max, 2023 gifted win by VSC (similar pace than Max), 2024 completely wrong setup for Max resulting in his worst performance since at least 2017. It's his best track, but hardly GOAT-level.

>>149468190
Calling Lando a goblin is an insult to goblins. Please respect the gobbos.

>>149468196
>Merc isn't good on higher temperature tracks
welcome back cota 2012

>one guy fucks up
>everything that happened that day was now a completely meaningless waste of time
nice "sport"

>>149468101
Damn, Russell really exposed Hamilton with a mega P9 finish.

>>149468190
keep seething, it makes it even better

>such as the goblin
LMAO THE COPE

>>149467830
>24
no fucking way

>>149468190
could put 3 sec in spa i meant, the longest track, sorry

>>149468233
he was leading the race and btfoing cuckass

>>149468233
hamilton would have retired the car after the team messed up the tyres

The world is not gonna ending if Lando Wins WDC. Drink some water and do something else

>>149468232
welcome to adulthood

>>149468303
>world is not gonna ending
british education, everyone

>>149468150
Doesn't matter, he's still a flaming homo

>>149468296
im older than her, its over

>>149468303
>is not gonna ending
Indian education, everyone

>>149468218
Goblin tits yum!

>>149468303
>Drink some water
tru tru

>>149468332
I know a woman who's 8 years older than her but looks younger

>>149468330
>still seething
9 billion KEKs

There is a whole generation of muttlitos around the world looking up to Lando overcoming his mental health to win the title. You had your time, chuds. It’s over.

>>149468327
>>149468338
Iran and Israel rocketing each other and Promised nukes never came. Lando Win WDC is just like Button win WDC. Nothing ever happens

>>149468388
>overcoming his mental health
He won't, he'll find ways to bottle it in most races

>>149468401
if he wins, nothing happens
if he does not, please kill yourself :)

>>149468332
You are cuter than her, so don't have anything to worry about

>>149468233
Even though you're clearly afflicted with the disease of willful ignorance making you unable to cope with reality, this is too obviously just trolling.

>>149468388
Gonna be nice when he gets buck broken by normal wholesome white boy Piastri.

>>149468415
I’m starting to think Piastri’s mediocrity will outkwab Lando’s mistakes. Plus mclaren are developing the car towards the latter.

>>149468332
It's over only if you're balding. You're not balding, are you?

>>149468505
>she's not Asian
what a waste

>>149468401
Brits do have a great legacy of their shitters winning WDC with a massive car advantage, so this wouldn't be something new.

>>149468522
im on minoxidil

>>149468522
>being this insecure
this board is fucking golden

Andrea Kimi Antonelli is a highly touted rookie driver in Formula 1, and made his debut with Mercedes in 2025. He's considered a very expensive rookie due to his substantial $2 million salary for his first year. Mercedes is investing heavily in Antonelli, believing he has the potential to be one of the greats. He is also known for his expensive taste in watches and other luxury items.

>>149468505
does this guy ever not have a smirk on his face. makes me want to punch him desu senpai

>>149468527
Yellow fever is a disgusting ailment.

>>149468561
Thanks, Google AI

>>149468562
>young
>rich
>cute wife
>has one of the coolest jobs possible to have
>is doing well in said job
I'd be smirking all the time too

>>149468561
gimi

>>149468521
>mediocrity will outkwab Lando’s mistakes
Mediocrity always outdoes a lazy or impaired talent. Because mediocrity is conscientious.

>>149468562
No-

Penelope Kvyat debut

>>149468601
>cute wife
he should make her that, instead of his ~*~partner~*~
also cum in her and get her pregnate

>>149467830
you can see the details in the white one

>>149468553
Balding is not F1 approved, see: Ham, Seb, Gas, soon to join PS3.

tomorrow

>>149468527
He is 1/16 Chinese, therefore this is a AMWF couple, which is not as good as WMAF, but acceptable.

>>149468522
>spain
>not balding

Lando is not talented.

>>149468000
>>149468112

>>149468685
People are just memeing her, right? She's bogged as fuck and has obviously fake tits.

>>149468673
imagine the pearlclutching if he spit on the camera at the end there

>>149468686
tru tru

Why are Mercedes in love with Antonelli? This kid is getting bent over by big George... Like it's not even a contest in quali or the race, it's total domination
I would have thought a proclaimed "generation driver" would be showing some generational talent at this point

>>149468686
faster than ps3

>>149468709
I'll bog you as fuck and obviously fake your tits

>>149468674
(you)

>>149468709
not even one healthy brain cell in your head kek

I'd actually want to see a Lando WDC because of the ensuing meltdown.

>>149468505
>>149468594
she's so h**king cute what the fuck

>>149468726
toto NEEDS a boy wonder. he NEEDS his own AMX, he will even settle for his own Leclerc

>>149468505
>>149468594
You can tell she's a psycho that's already counting the money she'll get from marrying and divorcing PS3.

>>149468765
Sounds pretty fucking gay, but considering the slags you're trapped with on that tiny island, I guess I can't blame you.

Maxfraud Washedstappen driver of Deadbull PeePee21 F1 car

>>149468726
its toto's way of exposing the italians
>>149468821
trvke /f1/ not ready 4

>>149468833
>33
what you said but the opposite

>>149468726
Absolutely not, he may or may not become a great driver, but he's a 18-year old rookie. There's been 3 other drivers, who have raced in F1 under 19. You could put the GOAT, Max, at 18 there and he'd also lose to Russell.

Natural faced Lily completely moggs the boggs.

>>149468755
Albon is moging Sainz on and off the grid so hard bros

the grass will burn tomorrow
race will be red flagged

>>149468866
lmaoooooooooooooo

>>149468822
would woudl would
absolutely fucken would
every single one of em

i can never go to the uk i'd wreck me cock n nuts just rootin slags (and probably get arrested and gaoled at some point)

Max will pull a surprise win tomorrow, I have seen it.

Max is going to MB

not posting the greatest f1 slag. ngmi

>>149468921
What, you don't have slags down under?

Toto hates Russell

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

wtf happened in f2?

>>149468968
he should post here

>>149468974
It's only gay if the rear wings touch

>>149468960
just not the same. if i wanted to fuck english slags i could go to perth but fucken might as well keep going all the way to manchester in that case

>>149468952
It really doesn't get any better than classic blonde beauties

>>149468866
both tbdesu

>>149468974
Thank God for halo

>>149468112
Based Chuck

>>149469012
She's not a natural blonde though.

>>149468968
Nah, he's just a realist and understands the difference Max makes. Just covering his bases if by some miracle Merc isn't clearly the best next year.

>>149468726
handpicked and raised by toto

someone go to https://www.twitch.tv/teamredline and tell crane to turn down the coverage commentary, and turn juncadella up
can't hear shit

>>149468968
many people do

I can hear the Hitachi in her room, ffs

>>149469077
If Merc is the best again and they still get Max it's fucking over for the rest of the grid.

Next post after mine is gay but he will try to deny it.

>>149469095
You as the town rapist can't help her?

>>149467684
battered sosig, chips, mushy peas, big fish. salt but no vinnigga. pepsi max if they have any.

>>149469112
Of course, if it's anything like 2014 he will win every race without mechanicals.

>>149467684
raspatat pinda alsjeblieft

>>149469132
>town rapist
>romania
You’ll have to be more specific.

>>149467684
pizza kebab, 300g of chips with lemon and a can of Coke

>>149469095
why did you buy her an excavator?

>>149467684
burger with the lot and a serve of onion rings

>>149469120
Im not gay just a sissy

>>149468968
because he's beyond ass

>>149468505
that's a child

>>149467684
A bag of nigger toes

>>149469095
The daughter of a good father would never have to deal with her horniness by herself. You are a bad father anon.

>>149468974
>ma'am

>>149469198
Are you pic related?

>>149469256
don't blame me for my wife's mistakes, irmao
>>149469177
71

IT'S UP

>>149469260
kek

>>149468000
lovely digits

>>149469256
>>149469296
also, I am still sober, we'll see in about 2h

death to mclaren and mclarenoids

>>149469296
what now bitch?
shes destroying walls as we speak

>>149469303
who do you think its the better f1 youtuber, this guy of the other faggot?

it's mika salo

>>149468000
>>149468112

>>149469328
not a great day for the windies yesterday was it mon

>>149469328
>shes destroying walls as we speak
finally, you grew up and had a clever reply
good boi, next glass is on me

>>149469198
Oh god please flash ur boypucci

>>149469351
idk

>>149468112
>>149468000
It‘s Happening

>>149469333
>Watching F1 youtubers

norris and ps3 tomorrow

>>149469380
don't worry windies aren't the first side and won't be the last to be btfo by our bowlers

>>149469419
nonononono, you are mistaken, i dont watch them and i think they suck, but the argies told me that they were good, so im asking him, out of the 2 that he recommended me, which is the best one

>>149468726
kimi is what russel was suppose to be

>>149468974
icy hot stuntaz

>>149467877
he's just bleh. he shows up for a couple of races a season but you never feel like he is going to turn up at a weekend with electric pace and go to war outta nowhere. it's always like, oh, well, maybe, i guess if the car is good and im feeling good and thinks go our way, we could maybe sneak a winn,.....
nigga is FAR too happy to drive around in p3.

>f1 movie 97% on tomato users
kek

>>149469522
No surprise, it's normieslop. It's a very safe, and also very predictable movie. Very similar to F1 these days.

>>149469333
This guy is pretty peak, but he doesn't really go into the rankings/reviews, so there's that.
Hands down though, if you had to watch only one, it's TacticalRab. No doubt.

>>149469522
>rotten poopoo
so what
movie can get 3/5 and it would 'fresh' for them

tomorrow big juan at t3, max wins

>>149469640
>amx wins
yeah we just need 6 cars juan and we good

>>149469640
Dubs and both McLarens and both Mercedes DNF with engine issues. AMX win, Leclerc P2 Bort P3

>max loses championship in the most dominant car ever
You love to see it

since Norris will obviously fuck up the start, can chuck keep pisstre behind?

>>149469640
based iran nuking austria

>>149469606
User ratings ("Popcornmeter"), not critics ("Tomatometer"). It has an average of 4.7 out of 5 from "2,500+ verified ratings".

>>149469658
that will happen
>>149469781
yes

Max should send it at T3 like Norris did 3 times last year, if anyone happens to be in the way it's their fault, 10s + 2 penalty points. Only fair right?

God that movie fucking sucked.

>>149469869
I heard some people talk about it and everything seemed positive

>>149469847
It will be a penalty if its amx. Just see lechuck just hitting him on the straight and getting no penalty.

>>149469869
I don't give a fuck what Metacritic says because I don't care about this movie that I'm not going to watch. I was just clarifying the Rotten Tomatoes rating - it's not a bunch of 3/5 ratings

>people won't shut up about an incoming 1 week long heatwave. gay ass world, it will only be 43-45C
also
>going outside
my keks

death to mercedes, hamilton and alpine

>>149469928
cool

>>149469922
True, just being sarcastic. Last year at Austria at least 2 of Norris' 3 divebombs were very dirty and Max had to do very well to avoid contact, and then the final contact was also Norris' fault, driving blind. Result 10s + 2 to Max.

>>149469928
You should watch recent Monaco replays instead

tick tock colasisters

There is an ongoing rumor in the paddock that Sophia is pegging Edd

>brad pitt
You would think hollywood would have more actors than Finland

>>149470103
right now? how long has it been happening?

>>149469933
>+27
its so fucking over

>>149470103
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'

>>149470104
he wanted to drive f1 car
they said they would let him if he made a movie with them

>>149470120
>right now?
Yes, Edd is a real butt slut just like with greggs rolls he can't have enough
>how long has it been happening?
Definitely a few years, people are saying that since she joined F3

>>149470071
Nepoohan woulda gone out in Q1

o'ward is the messican with the KitKat® sponsorship btw

>>149470219
>>149470189
>>149470120
>>149470103
please cease whatever this is

>>149470209
Is he poor?

>>149470265
He's probably paying multiple women to raise children he never sees

I hate Lando Norris
How I cope with him murdering the entire field by half a second?

>>149467770
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

Braddu Pittu memes still make me laugh so I'm fine with him

>>149470359
Tell yourself McLaren are cheating and/or it's rigged

>>149470071
Nigga, that's not bad. Come on now

>>149470359
Look at his fans, it's really a grim sight and will make you feel better about yourself

But the Japanese call him "Buraddo Pitto"

>>149470406
gasly should get 2 penales for impeding maximo and pastry, so franquito should start ahead of gasly

What was that yellow for btw?
>t. turned off when goblino pole became obvious

>>149470359
Accept reality and pray Lord PS3 limits the damage

>>149470460
spin out

>>149470384
Thank you
This makes sense since McLaren is cheating and they obviously rigged it against Oscar .

>>149470460
gasleak in the middle of the track
>>149470359
the car was good enough to go 1 sec faster

>>149470460
Peire ballet

>>149470365
jumpscare

>>149470365
PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP

>>149470365
three

>>149470686
nice 720

>>149470365
>coldsore
disgusting herpes-infested whore

>>149470686
Why are French "people" like this?

>>149470686
I can do the same thing
why I'm not getting paid millions?
why I'm not getting sex with beautiful supermodels?
why I'm not getting sexually abused by 70 years old millionaires?

>>149470877
I am 100% sure if you attempted this you would end up in the wall

>>149470897
I believe in the indomitable argie ego, he could do it.

>>149469089
>https://www.twitch.tv/teamredline
max is there now btw

>>149470686
wheee!

just got back, why did AMX abandon the lap? it looked fast enough until the last sector

>>149471085
he wanted to give borto! a tow
(gasly caused a yellow)

>>149471085
Gasly spun and the last sector was flagged

>>149471085
yellow flags caused by this >>149470686

>>149471085
if you scroll up, you will not get an answer, so ill tell you and 100% trust me: aliens

>>149471085
Gasleak

>>149471111
>>149471121
>>149471128
>>149471140
god i hate the fr*nch

I wonder what Lando is up to.

>>149470897
>>149470934
>>149470936
>can't even visualize themselves fucking up in front of the entire world
ngmi

>>149471085
lando got him shook

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

REVERSE SWEEP INCOMING HOOOOLY

>>149471306
>Norris
I don’t know how to feel about this
He’s been very bad lately

Watching F1 in the Library… what has my shit life become?

>>149471395
the famous catapult kerbs

>>149471395
roasted nigga

>>149471305
We are never gonna get a field without douches like Trando and Retardo again...

>>149471395
AMX is too powerful

>>149471395
Neat centre parting, makes it look like a gigantic glans at the bottom of the screen

>>149471395
omg is he ok

>>149471557
want it in you friend

>>149471395
this was extremely racist

>>149471578
halo saved his life

>>149471395
holy fuck what a flight
he started in monza and landed in brands hatch

>>149470686
thanks for securing chuck a podium
without this we'd have NOR VER PIA

>>149471688
no problem

this incoming win feels like a weight off shoulders. we've been waiting to have the old lando back and it couldn't have come a better way. this win is going to be a STATEMENT.

>>149471731
how is verstappen winning helping lando?

>>149471731
He will > bottle the start and get cucked by Chuck>>149471715

>>149471731
All he needs is a good start and no slow stops, then it's his, for sure
He's lucky it's Charles behind him, whom I think doesn't stand a chance race pace wise

>>149471395
i like how braddu pittu car is not in the shot while in reality he would be right behind them, he would pass nogger when he was flying

>>149467830
>24
>35
this cant be real

>>149471731
>old lando
but old lando is the one that doesn't have the killer instinct

>>149471789
but ferrari race pace is always better than it's quali pace, best case scenario is another monza 2024 style mclaren cuckening

>>149467730
Red Bull's 23 dominance is a little overrated. The car was fast as hell but it also happened at the same time Both Merc and Ferrari basically reset their car concepts, Aston had completely fallen off and McLaren hadn't gotten the new car all together. They were pretty much the only team that had a clear direction with their car that year.

>>149471893
Ferrari's race pace is nowhere near Mclarens. And though Mclaren have had bad stops more than once in the last couple of races, their pitcrew comes nowhere near Ferrari's clownshow

>>149468058
>>149468233
Not sure how anyone can make this argument when he still finished in the points despite having to do 2 extra pit stops...

>>149472010
Wasn't George in position to win until Merc "accidently" messed up his stops?

Slurping race this one. It's ok to skip it

>>149471395
>no "Im Ok" message
FUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>149468527
racemixing is bad

>>149467539
Ive been telling You that he's leaving since march

>>149471395
>Stops the car on a dime right where he crashed
KWAB what a shit movie

>>149472066
>yuki is in every race
>every race is bad
wtf

this lawson kid deserves a shot in the red bull seat

>>149472125
stop

>>149472101
f1 movie is big boomer fantasy, he stops and takes fire extinguisher from marshal lol and then he takes him out of the car that's still on fire

>>149472151
>peach fuzz tummy

>>149471395
*dies*

>>149472140
he is not the best but shooting him seems a bit excessive

>>149471395
Does he come out even blacker as a result of this accident?

>>149472151
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>149468216
he was good at baku before going to red bull

>>149472255
yes, he gets EXTRA BLACKED hands

is max good or is he just farming noobs?

>>149472033
i recall debating with a latinx about brazil 23 in the context of perez having his worst season in redbull(24 was better for him as a driver), and hewas claiming that in that race the aston was the second fastest car, thats why alonso did that podium, and his whole argument was that piastri was last and lapped twice, since he didnt watch the race he didnt know that piastri was in the t1 incident and that pitted for repairs and that at the restart he was already 1 lap down with a broken car, so the aston was faster than the mclaren(for me, that weekend the mclaren was close to the redbull if not even fastest, we have seen how lando acts in these situations, they were the fastests in qatar that season)
these people dont watch the races, they just look up the results in wikipedia and form their opinion with that and their biases
>>149472140
lmao, i thought that you were going to say in the head
>>149472239
jejeje

>>149472151
Yeah I would impregnate that

what is lad cooking

>>149472310
he paints his nails, but at least he said that alonso was the best driver ever, so his faggotry is forgiven
still, not watching

Thoughts?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/articles/c4gdrl5e1gqo

>>149472513
oh jesus TAKE MY FUCKING SOUL ALREADY YOU SUCCUBUS SLUT

>>149472414
the bbc is cancer
you are cancer

>>149472414
holy mental illness batman!
i wasn't expecting that >pic was the average comment kek

>>149472033
Yes, he was literally leading and easily passed Bottas.
He was still on for a podium even with the fucked up stop.

sophia hit the wall 12 years ago at least

>>149472414
I prefer this kind of fans over the social media drones.
Unhinged posting is always the best

Who else is /drunk/ right now

>>149472585
Macau was 7 years ago

>>149472513
Man I was obsessed with this shit when I started lurking /b/ years ago

>>149472606
possibly

>>149472615
He's not wrong.

>>149472606
Just don't rape

>>149472606
I just drank orange juice that was made in spain

>>149472635
correct, she should only get those sensations from me

>>149472640
I'm obsessed right now

>>149472690
you drank water from oranges from spain with taste packet c added to it

>>149472714
step up your game, do the transparent-blurred ones

>Chuck p2
He will win LFG!!!!

>>149472690
Jugo de naranja

>>149472676
I'm this >< close to download Stable Diffusion again and have an hours long goon sesh but I know it's bad because this shit is like crack over the long run

fun fact: this is still on the table

>>149472733
I don't know how to.
I mean, my "skill" goes only as far as the clone stamp tool goes

Everyone wants to “impregnate” her but never chooses to carry out with the plan. Everyone ITT are big fat liars.

>>149472763
doubles and colapinto will actually fuck your mom

Type W to apologise to Liam
Type F to spit on yuki and the shutty redbull team selling out liam

>>149468040
yet you don’t know that /f1/ is a Ferrari general? you have to go back, faggot

>>149472717
thank you for explaining what juice is sir

>>149467888
>right on the racing line
kek wec shitters are the best

>>149468974
pic rel

>>149471395
they clearly did their research desu
inspired by that f2 crash at the parabolica

>>149467739
The biggest /f1/ thread ever was when Ferrari 1-2'd Bahrain 2022. Everyone here is a Ferrari faggot either shallow down or deep down

>>149472606
working on it

>>149468974
pic rel

>>149467888
lmao average assetto corsa experience

>>149472846
your welcome my love

>>149472414
lets see where yuki qualified

>>149472513
AWAWAWAWAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149470769
It's called Avant Garde

>>149472887
good, I'm going to get a glass of rhum arrangé as well

This is F1 Academy driver Alba Hurup Larsen. Say something nice about her.

>>149472151
got a boner now cheers

>>149473069
>Say something nice about her.
Her hair does a good job of hiding them elf ears she got

>>149472414
which one of you did this?

>>149473085
also meant for >>149473069

>>149473069
i hope she is not gonna wall extremely brutally

>>149472151
>those eye wrinkles

WALLED

cant believe the next auction for alba larsen's race worn hilfuger knickers isnt until after sandfort

>>149473069
something nice about her

impossible to express how hard zak has buck broken the goblin

>>149473140
rude
i would protect her from bad people like you, and tell her that her ears are cute and funny

>>149473204
>funny
she will hold that against you btw

>>149473069
that is a CHILD

do you think alba would get cross if you paid excessive attention to her ears while kising her?

>>149473069
nice aerodynamics

>>149467480
>>149467469
I want him to win
Now I ragewatch wanting him to lose

>>149467405 (OP)
he's happy now

>>149473251
yeah, girls do be like that, but im also a resentful son of a bitch, i still have grudges over things that happened in primary school

Ferrari resurgence

any preference on holes, jolyon?

>>149473401
for me, it's the back 9

>>149473353
I was in a primary school meet, a friend told them I was in the army and someone said I was about to kill them all

>>149473495
>stop at the clubhouse
>buy a beer for the back nine
why is golf so comfy?

>>149473401
I'm more of a Par 4 guy because you can realistically gets birdies if you have a good drive and a good second shot. Par 3s are fun but a bit too easy sometimes

ded to mclel

>>149469095
Bratty dau, needs correction

>>149473511
Good, maybe you should have

>>149473561
>Par 3s are fun but a bit too easy sometimes
Until you overshoot straight into the bunker

>>149470359
PS3 will still win WDC at the end
no worries

>>149473561
What about Par 5s?

>>149473758
>pull out the driver
>let that fucker rip

Gay Schumacher

>>149473857
>>149473857

>>149472817
Go back where you retarded maplefaggot? I’ve been here for almost 20 years

>>149471395
why are all special effects Bollywood tier these days

>>149471395
how does he fly half a mile in front of him?
wtf