Thread 149471541

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Hayek

i hope Germany wins!

what are you lads drinking? I got a mango on the go

>>149471817
Paulaner wheat beer
been sweating like a pig and need the electrolytes

What is this nonsense?

A
TU
BO
LU

Is Joe Hart preparing for an American History X remake?

Weiper: 192cm
Woltemandinho: 198cm
442 hoof it to der große Jungs is back

release the Ngbugus

2-1 eliott and stansfield to score

>>149471974
Not enough darkies.

>>149471974
Goalkeeper looks like a Football Manager newgen

>>149472337
>stansfield
>scoring
The guy is useless as is Rowe.

WOLTEMANIA IS RUNNING WILD BROTHER

>>149471744
Poland....No......

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FINALLY a game where something matters after almost 2 months

AND
THE
RAF
FROM
ENGLAND
SHOT
ONE
DOWN

Good evening, let's go

>100 PL appearances
>25 CL games
>Allowed to play in U21

??

>>149472478
It only matters if we win, sorry.

Reminder England already lost to our B team

>>149472516
He's not allowed in the seniors because of his mong comment. Tuchel is also a retard and wants Rashford as a winger.

That German giant is pretty good

>>149472543
>cowardly changing team to face a tired and exhausted team
Yeah. Cheating I call it.

Sorry but the CWC is on right now

as a fortunachad i would have preferred siebert over oermann to replace rosenfelder

>all these army adverts for a match against Germany

Kek

WOLTECHAD will destroy Englels

anyone got a stream? i want to root against woltemandinho

Reminder germany conceded an equalizing goal from a 9 man team

>>149472614
>CWC

Nobody cares about that shit outside Brazil nigga

Watch some real footy here

>>149472654
ran.de
Don't know if geoblocked

>>149472614
see>>149472478

>>149472654
https://www.footybite.to/Germany-U21-vs-England-U21/44060

Revenge will be sweet

wtf is that English player wearing on his chin?

>>149472654
cracksports me

Easy win

stadium looks like tje Stamford bridge

if Carsley wins this he should immediately replace Tuchel

>>149472756
his balls

Cresswell is honestly a quality defender. Why the fuck is he playing for toulouse?

*disappears*

>>149472785
He had nothing

Is this the thread we use to pretend we don't care about the CWC?

>>149472802
Defender of the tournament so far

Could they play Germany's national anthem any fucking faster?

Hot pink is so great

Wish me luck, /engug/bros.

is it, dare i say it, coming home?

>>149472894
Smart bet. Nebel is irish btw

When did our youth team turn back to being 90% white? Very refreshing

>>149472820
Benfica Chelsea starts in an hour and nobody expects anything from that match. post Abramovich Chelsea has been a joke for many years

hot leg hot
leg so hot can
cry
and egg

>>149472901
no

GOALLLLLLLLLLLL

SHOULD HAVE PLAYED SIEBERT
DI SALVO YOU RETARD

ITS COMING HOME

Not like this

oh nien nien nien

oh wow what an achievement in his career

GOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL DI INGLATERRA

>>149472917
>bet
he has done this gimmick for months. he doesn't actually bet. he just posts bet calculators and claims he has then when you point this out he goes
>BUT I HAVE
with a smug pepe drinking wine.

Don't care

Why does he wear that mask?

CAM ON INGERLAND

Based pinball

>>149472894
you have never once proven you actually place these bets

>>149472543
Is this your A team?

>>149472960
Can't tell if you're being sarcastist or not

Two world wars and one world cup, doo da doo da

>>149472936
APOLOGISE

IT'S COMING HOME

germoney plz do better

2 WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUP AND ONE U-21s EUROS

>>149472966
>months.
Not just months, the sad twat has done it for years: https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/Wish%20me%20luck%2C%20%2Fmug%2Fbros./country/IE/page/4/

Wow England doing a Euro 2022 where they score in the first mins then slurp and lose.

>>149472969
For (you)

ITS COMING HOME

>>149471541 (OP)
It's not coming home, but if it is it doesn't count because this is not the real tournament.

German coach looks like a magician

>>149471541 (OP)
They already fucking scored?
Fuck off

Hope Harvey Elliot dies on the pitch too

>>149472986
NO!

>>149473003
t. Chris Sutton sour anon confirmed

>>149473012
it is and it does

COME ON INGURLAND

actually it's staying home, we're the current champs

>>149472969
he's a big fan of sam

Why do they still bother hosting these when all the actually competent U-21 players are out... playing proper football? Is this just the nepobaby league?

>>149472969
English Kampfhund culture

>>149473016
Go get drunk angus

Can't wait for the media to endlessly suck him off and find a way to include Klopp in every news story about him

>>149473015
This.
IT Crowd reference too

>>149473012
it is already home, england are the holders.

imagine if in a respective youth basketball competition slovenia or greece decided to be like oh lets just play with 22yo doncic/giannis

>>149472969
they sent him to dagestan for 2-3 years and forgot

>>149472980
Oh, but I have.

I missed it what happened bros

>>149473062
not for long...

None of these English runts and system babies will survive in the EPL for more than a season

>>149473078
only went and got a goal didnt we

>>149473078
We are btfoing our Teutonic cousins

The German kit with white pants looks like shit

>won the PL
>won the Euros
>pocketed Nuno Mendes

personally think Elliott should win the Ballon d'Or

The "nation" of Germany wearing a pink frilly kit. What a degrading and shameful humiliation ritual. They might as well be wearing dresses.

>>149472966
>>149472999
And how much money have you made in that time?

brown scores today dont worry

>>149473123
Since 2023? About £100k.

Where the FUCK is Saka and Foden?

Has Southgate gone mad???!!!! Fuck off

>>149473110
Just all black would be so much better

>>149473034
>You now remember her bosom popped out on live tv during a dance on the Ministry of Mayhem + during the Fappening leaks, a anon collector confirmed he had her leaks

tfw when you'll never be a tv producer slotting your schedule into Holly's 22 year old calendar

>>149473139
WAKE UP ANON WAKE UP THIS IS A NEW TECHNIQUE WE'RE TRYING TO GET YOU TO WAKE UP PLEASE WAKE UP

>>149473090
no one asked how long your anal virginity lasted

>>149473117
Shagging germ twinks for king and country nowt wrong with it

>>149473110
It's a national embarrassment no matter what pants they use. Hope whoever greenlit that kit at Adidas gets enriched by an Afghan Messermann

>>149473117
Rumours have it they're bavarians.

HE PASSED THE BALL
NOW THAT GUY HAS IT
WONDERFUL

>>149473158
buttblasted much?

>>149473117
they should quit footy tɓh

>>149473168
>I AM SO SO MAD ABOUT COLOURS
yes, we know, thanks for reminding us every half an hour

>>149473164
n-no...

>>149473157
Reckon we will win this world cup in Qatar now that the lionesses just won that euro

Could have damn near bloody killed him. Vicious German bastard. Give him the lethal injection.

pink jersey is the best in decades, agree darker pants would look better tho

shouldve been 2

>>149472983
its an implicit unspoken rule between national teams at this stage not to play already dominant footballers with many minutes of play at the top level, hence why mbappe never played in u20 or u21 or why france didnt play zaire emery or players like that,who have few appearances for france but many for their teams, and instead decided to give chances to non elite footballers like odobert and lepenant

What's with the fake beard?

>>149473144
Used to piss me off when people said my mrs looked like her, shes a fucking munter in comparisson to my lady, looks like her ugly sister, but my mrs looks like claudia schiffers better looking little sister.

1-0 30 yo Elliott opens the score

>>149473212
for me it's not the colour it's the shiny pokemon card texture

McAtee in front of goal: "I'll just cross it, someone else will score"

>Mongatee can't tap it in
Shitter.

>>149473206
Get the lancaster bombers back up in the skies.

I've seen enough.
We're gonna sweep England 1-3 full time.

>>149473012
last month arsenal fans pretended that beating barcelona women and winning champions league counts as an achievemnt for the lcub as a whole hence men's football as well ....they are generally delusional

>>149473237
How offside can you get? Rigged as fuck.

Yellow card, surely? What the fuck?

>>149473237
Genuinely thought he was in his mid 20s already.

>>149473261
Yeah, just like how you "came back" in WW2 Hans you poor deluded bastard

woltemade is such a weird footballer. no one that tall should be that technical with the ball

these Germs playing dirty

The German Messi>>149473254

Red card. Send him to the Hague. Full Nuremburg treatment.

THAT'S A FUCKING RED REF WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS VAR?

>>149473277
kek i never even heard about it

>>149473220
He's playing because LFC are trying to flog him qnd it puts him in the shop window, the FA gives the financially larger clubs whatever they like

>>149473202
Written in the stars la

>>149473297
our differences aside, you are a man of great taste

fucking shitter

>>149473291
Wonder if Bayern will really pay 100M for Woltemade

jesus it could be 3 0 now

fuck sake

>>149473277
How the fuck are you so fucking retarded and not understand jokes? Fuck off ret

ALSO STANSSHIT FUCK OFF JUST FUCK OFF IM AM SO FUCKING SHIT OF HIM

What an absolute waste of space. Seen better plays at Soccer Aid.

throw yourself at it dickhead

Cowardly he would fit well in the senior team

James McAtee.

>>149473297
Man I miss when girls used to just be cute and it wasn't all "look how ridiculously unnatural I can blow up my thighs and ass"

Should be 3-0 up. Come the fuck on. Watch how we end up conceding a dumb goal now.

How can he not slide?

I'm watching this tripe without commentary barely even watching it, just listening to the crowd noises

>>149473339
Eberl is stupid but not that stupid

>>149473349
grim

>>149473339
no way they will, stuttgart is just delusional. i'm preditcing about 50 million and even that would be a great deal for stuttgart for a player they signed for free a year ago.

Want it to go to benalties ngl lads

>>149473277
Ah yes 'Arsenal fans'. See, I'm an Arsenal fan I just have to pretend I am :) Yiannis you are fucking retarded.

my granddad laughed out loud when he saw that poofy Germany kit

>>149473389
battering these bratwursts

>>149473394
we win pens tho

>>149473370
Neger-Kultur ruined every first world country

>>149473297
>>149473370
Not gonna lie, the Genetically modified one has got a far nicer cunt... that was such a disapointment when it finally got leaked.

>>149473382
You need a Channel 4 account for it or a stream that has it.

Jay
>Been around the Goal and I I I I I, I CAN'T FIND MY SHOOTING
Stansfield

>>149473291
ikr, this nigga is a 2m lanklet and dribbles like messi

>>149473415
I just like the chaos of it

>>149473409
Greetings to your Nana :)

England are so good we've got a robocop lad with a cybernetic jaw playing for us, literally the future

>>149473391
Why would they even let him go? He has still three years of contract left. Stuttgart can sell him or not, it's up to them. Woltemade and Bayern are in a very weak position here

>>149473409
i bet he has some great opinions

>>149473236
Well done lad.
What's your advice on a healthy long term relationship?

Sensing a 1-1 (5-4 on penalties )shithouse win

Got a slither of german blood in my veins activated for this evening. Might pretend im drinking german beer if >we win, gonna be mint

someone needs to investigate the hairloss epidemic among football coaches

We will score within the next 10 mins
I can sense it because my penis is tingling. It always does when we're about to score

>>149473451
because they are stuttgart and even 50 million would be a massive sum for them. it'd be a pretty big financial risk to keep him, if he has a shitty season they'd miss out on a lot of money.

any update on the Cole Palmer to Fishtank situation?

>>149473493
Longterm PED use

>>149473391
Stuttgart won't let him go for 50M considering the long contract and no release clause. The fact that they found out about Woltemade's agreement with Bayern on Bild.de will add another 10M because they just feel cucked

GOALLLLLLLLL

I’ve seen enough, give Lee Carsley the senior job. He doesn’t even have to attend any press conferences, just go full Football Manager and click “send assistant”.

ES IST VORBEI

ITS

>>149472543
Reminder that you should've played your ''B team" lmao

okay sick celebration

Es ist über

our defense is really bad without rosenfelder

>>149473356
these were comments made from the commentators of the game not random sp posters

IT'S COMING HOME
>IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
>IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
>IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
>IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
>IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
>IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
>IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
>IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
>IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
>IT'S COMING HOME

>>149473497
I think your dick might be a turncoat my kraut brother.

I GOT MY HEAD SHAVED
MY A JUMBO JET

kraut sisters? how we holding up

WHERE THE FUCK IS OUR MIDFIELD????

Theyre playing that Blur muck again

WE DON'T CARE
DON'T
CARE

>>149473497
It tingled for us

7-1 levels of humiliation incomimg

gg england still think we're cooler than you fags

>>149473516
wat?

We will still win 2-19

>>149473541
CAMIN

>Womens euros
>u21 euros


2028... i feel it lads

>>149473482
Argue like fuck and make sure that you are good at makeup sex

When the chips are down, these Germies will FOLD like a cheap plastic chair against the might and the power of the English race

>>149473601
roll

2 more goals and we all get milf handies

>>149473588
Yeah I love dirndls.

Worry not. Woltemade hat-trick incoming

>>149473588
I just want an England Germany world cup match, the banter will be off the charts

>>149473516
it was supposed to happen tonight after the CWC game but looks like it might be next week with the house situation

Bundesliga starters are getting RAPED by Championship bench players

Post goal music is a kino idea and we need it for every match

harvey elliot is the white wirtz

Cresswell is should start over maguire in the main team

>>149473623
>England Women

Ew no thanks

this is just like what you did to Hungary in 1954. they battered you in the groups, just like you did us. then you got your revenge in the final

this is revenge for the mighty fucking magyars you kraut bastards

>>149473670
If Wirtz was born in Hobbiton

>>149473671
he had the highest 'headers won percentage' in europes top 5 leagues past year or something like that

>>149473614
Lovely
Arguement levels please advice; just enough to be fire but not enough to leave deep scorch

We always dominate youth tournaments, then the players that won in them end up in lower mid table clubs and you never hear about them again

INGERLANDINGERLANDINGERLAND

>>149473636
Watch out lad, he'll start talking about Schlagerboom

Borussia Mönchengladbach should be a much bigger team because it's a very fun name to say

>>149473623
2 by far

>>149473661
every england player is a pl player except stansfield and beadle innit

>>149473682
more to your liking?

>>149473689
good feet for a big fella
shades of peter crouch

Carsley is a genius. Can't believe the FA hired a German manager

>>149473623
Horrifying

ngl with Reitz and especially Martel at DM this aint gonna work for us

>>149473739
unironically yes

>>149473736
she looks like she has sexual intercourse with Caucasian idividuals

>>149473623
1

>>149473736
Who is the most unpopular person at a Borussia Mönchengladbach match?
The guy that says "give me a B! give me a O!"

>>149473689
He looks like a bunch of other german/english players mixed together and then stuck the face on a goalkeeper

>>149473623
not even into fat birds but 1 mogs, milfs should be chubby

>>149473623
Wouldn't touch a trashy tattoo slut or an obese hippo like that with a ten-foot pole

>>149473712
that's normal because a most of the good players already play for the first team and b the first team is multiple generations of youth teams so it's hardly likely that there would be many top top players in any given youth team

>>149473753
The FA never hired Clough ever and stuck with Sven too
The FA are mega bellends

>>149473772
kek

>>149473737
As i said, these League 2 reserves are bullying Germany's upcoming golden generation

more of an U21 international football enjoyer myself

>>149473736
noncekino? noncekino

>>149473772
lmao

>>149473594
Yeah why is that weird

>>149473736
they used to be

>>149473809
an adult woman

2 isn't enough, we need to be at least 7 up

2-0 Hutchinson

>>149473623
>Mom
FOY

actually battering them

having a blue raspberry slush lads

>>149473736
whos this titcow?

Nice german defending

Genuinely ELITE build-up play from England jesus christ so fucking good except for that donkey Hutchinson and Stansfield botching it

>>149473825
perhaps but trying to dress young

>>149473834
fuck, is that the lad who used to play for everton? whatever happened to him?

>>149473834
Gonna break into the german dressing room at half time and steal his stilts

>>149473623
1 obviously

>>149473689
can he even do the robot?

>Die Made

Just another pretty face

Was this supposed to be a game worth watching

>>149473850
The Neger on the left is useless. Simply too low IQ to be a defender. The first goal was a joke

>Bayern paying 100 million for a player pocketed by Jarell Quansah
Leverkusenbros, we're so back

>>149473871
Sitting on the subs bench at Sheffield United

germany what the fuck

greek commentator pronouncing arrey mbi as RNB

>>149473903
not for the casuals/foreigns

>>149473701
Who

>>149473839
Brittney White

>>149473923
we do too

>>149473907
collins and brown are both shit but arrey mbi is even worse, no idea why he's playing over siebert.

>>149473910
Quansah has all the attributes to be a top player, just mental side of his game needs work, and he needs to stop messaging thots on instagram

>>149473778
a woman is allowed to be fat when she is that tall the fat is not disproportionate that way

>dutch referee
Germans now have a cope

>>149473932
Charlie Richard Cresswell (born 17 August 2002) is an English professional footballer who plays as a centre-back for Ligue 1 club Toulouse and the England U21 national team.

Just got this lil ngubu on PES

>>149473936
what makes girls ruin their faces with eyebrows like that?

>2-0
uhm germany bros? OH NO NO N- wait I'm german

Should have gave Carsley the main job instead of that boring soulless kraut.

>>149473963
>82 overall
where did it go so wrong?

>>149473968
google 'scouse brows' it was a trend over here and giga grim

>>149473935
They already played against eachother? lmfao

Every time we attack we tear through Germany and create a chances. Need to take one more though and then the game is done.

We're slicing through this German midfield just like a firebomb going through the roof of a Dresden family of four

Die Made getting CRUSHED tonight...imagine being such a goofy looking shitter and inventing a silly gimmick for yourself just to increase your market value by a couple of K.
How this lad is so full of himself is beyond me

>>149473988
>where did it go so wrong?
i think in that pes you level them up, so they all start low?

>>149473903
If you want to see an elite team btfo some shitters yah

>>149473971
kek

German Tactic: Giving England as much space as possible on counter attacks.
Absolutely arrogant gameplan by Di Fraudo

>>149473983
FA Suits shat themselves

>>149473988
Nah you can train it, so the max rating is over 100 or something

>>149473999
Evocative post, and those trips? Sublime.

>>149473983
They did and he flopped

>>149473995
these youf games often end up 5-5 or something stupid its not over even at 3-0

the robocop lad is down, needs to go recharge his batteries from Omnicorp

This England team is actually elite
Shame most will never get past this point

>>149473983
He didnt want it honestly I think he cant be arsed with the media stuff which is fair enough

THE ANGLO BVLL MARCHES ON

>>149473983
it's a babby cup

>>149474033
They said this is the highest scoring U21 euros ever by 12 goals

Both these teams are far too white

>>149474042
>Shame most will never get past this point
yeah because they're not actually elite

Livramento, Quansah, McAtee, Anderson, Scott and Hutchinson will go on to be world class though

>3 blacks in defense
>black goalkeeper
Germany never had a chance

galaxy brain move from scott, knew he wouldn't last so he got himself a yellow

Proper tackle you german puff

why do Germany look like they have 2 less players

>>149474117
because they don't care

>>149474111
they might actually be the players you'll hear the most of in a few years lol

Der Mannschaft is taking one hell of a pounding tonight lads

>>149474117
*two fewer!

>>149474117
blacks only count for 3/5ths

>>149474096
Relax, it's the U21 euro. Livramento is the only one that's going to be elite

>>149474115
based

is Tyler Morton wearing a wig?

>>149474140
this is truly the club world cup of football

>>149474111
atubolu is a solid keeper but yeah, our defense is complete shit. not even just the blacks, oermann is terrible too. i think rosenfelder was our only good defender.

We're leaving the u21 stuff to Englels cause we only really care about the big boy trophies for adults

Still possible...

Liverpool didn't even need Wirtz, they have Elliot

>>149474167
Atubolu is a complete fraud

>>149474147
I'm afraid it still makes sense and I understood him and therefore enforcing these arbitrary rules are obsolete and doomed to failure

ES IST NICHT VORBEI

>>149474163
tyler morton is so good WOW can you say pirlo regen?
someone please buy him for 20m plus tip

the weiper strikes

dont get cocky now, lads

oh shit...

VIPER

THE VIPER STRIKES AGAIN

Weipeeeer

VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER VIPER

>>149473999
>Checkd trips 999

Bugger

WEIPER WEIPER WEIPER WEIPER

oh no

Meme tournament anyway doesn’t even mean anything

LETS GO HANS

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

cominghome bros...

Now we have a match

most dangerous lead

>>149473936
>

this kraut is really called viper?

>10 germ flags suddenly come out of the woodwork and post all at once after seething in silence for 20 minutes
banter game is poor lads

Thats the first chance Germany has created. England should've been 5-0 up

>go for a piss
>miss all three goals
fuck I shouldn't have had that glass of vimto

>>149474188
i disagree, i think his first season for freiburg was pretty bad but he's improved a lot. at the very least he's clearly better than noll or ernst.

I'm confused. Germans said they don't care 5 minutes ago and now they're excited?

Couldn't be 7-1 if you never got one

>>149474239
Yeah pretty cool huh

Beadles about... but sadly not close enough to his man

2-1, game on

well fuck

Wiping the floor with these scousers

guys i have a feeling that it is NOCH NICHT VORBEI

2026 WAS AN INSIDE JOB

>>149474253
< >>149474220

vindscreen veiper

>>149474256
sounds like the nickname of the dodgy bloke down the pub in a leather jacket that sells porn dvds

what are you eating in half time?

Don't really give a toss if we lose i want Southgate out anyways, our golden generation will come good just in time for the 2024 euros

>>149474236
craaaig david

and it will finish 3-2 to Germany. you suck, England

>>149474286
Mostly scat

>>149474286
that guy is still cool desu

>>149474239
It's Herr Weiper, lad

>>149474286
So a cool guy

>>149474257
KINO

>>149474286
yeah pretty cool huh

The Underdog reversal. Play so shit, that suddenly the opponent is the one who has everything to lose by clearly dominating. Then score and shatter their minds.

- Tactic Tuchel, Conversations

weiper is going to be world class, i know because i always sign him in football manager

Der Jungschaft is losing

ENGLAND 5 GERMANY 1

throwback ht slags

>>149473712
Here is the team that won the u17 WC against Spain in 2017
>Curtis Anderson
>Steven Sessegnon
>Joel Latibeaudiere
>Marc Guehi
>Jonathan Panzo
>Oakley-Boothe
>George McEachran
>Phil Foden
>Morgan Gibbs-White
>Callum Hudson-Odoi
>Rhian Brewster
>Nya Kirby
>Conor Gallagher
>Angel Gomes
>Emile Smith Rowe

And the team that won the last u21 Euros, again against Spain:

>James Trafford
>Taylor Harwood-Bellis
>James Garner
>Levi Colwill
>Max Aarons
>Curtis Jones
>Anthony Gordon
>Harvey Elliott
>Morgan Gibbs-White
>Oliver Skipp
>Emile Smith Rowe
>Noni Madueke
>Angel Gomes
>Cameron Archer
>Cole Palmer
>Tommy Doyle

So basically you couldn't be anymore wrong.

>>149474299
SODA POP

England 2 - [1] Germany
Weiper

>>149474347
>>Conor Gallagher
Whatever happened there

>>149474299
remember thinking this was top kek back in the day as a kid

https://youtu.be/1x2MeK1d-Ww?t=77

>>149474376
Very nice goal tbf

why is there always at least 1 car ad during football games
I looked up this new audi and it starts at 65k, 90% of people who watch this won't be able to afford that as a car
or is the purpose that people just buy ANY audi

>>149474294
not hungry
got a pint of aryan blood by my desk

>>149474170
Which you have flopped hilariously in for a while

>>149474399
dont think advertising is real its just money laundering

No slags, just wife material pls

>>149474405
he meant the club world cup

>>149474405
Says the Arsenal of Europe

>>149474399
dont all non boomers lease cars these days because no one can afford anything

>>149474401
based

>>149474418
Looks like my actual wife

>>149474443
I have like 40k in the bank right now
don't have a car right now, gonna buy a used cupra for 24k soon
it's not worth buying a new car

>>149474399
Almost no one can actually afford new cars in the 50k-70k range. People just add more years to the financing to trick themselves into thinking "it'll be fine".

>hey man listen what can we do to get the monthly rate to under 500

Just look at the US and all the people buying optioned out new trucks now - tons of people who can't afford them at all.

>>149474377
Plays for Atletico Madrid who finished 3rd in their league.

>>149474443
New cars are all on lease. I work with people who pay more on their monthly car payments than my mortgage.
Me, I bought a 5 year old Peugeot for £5k.

>>149474477
>used cupra
based taste

>>149474418
I think I'm picking up what your're are putting down...

>>149474428
Still better than ever being Scotland.

On the alien internet stream

>>149474443
Buying a new car is dumb unless you plan to drive it until it dies, it loses 20% value the second you leave the dealer. Either buy 2nd hand or lease it for 3 years.
There's a fuck huge dealer near me that has endless german cars that are like 1-3 yeard with less than 20k miles

>>149474508
that cup of coffee is mogging her tits
its gigantic

>>149474508
>black nails
For the streets

>>149474511
do you reckon alien nuggies taste the same as human nuggies?

>>149474508
As I recall that girl is a psychopath

>>149474545
i dunno ive never ate human

>>149474546
all women are

>>149474418
ok

watching live tv and I keep trying to skip adverts

>>149474571
phwoar, I love a giant club foot me

>>149474571
corr can almost see some ankle

>>149474593
t. john kasabian

>>149474511
>McSlop

>>149474611
its mexicover...

>>149474508
don't do it lad

>>149474546
faxxx almost suposedly she almost pushed a depressed vtuber to suicide with her games

in the fallout she stopped vtubing and became a flesh streamer but she's still trying to get back/keep close to the vtuber scene

>>149474611
Brappolice

>>149474347
Except the other team were actually spanish and all the "english" players are irish, welsh, scottish, nigerian, jamaican, ugandan and scouse

>>149474652
>depressed vtuber to suicide with her games

>>149474546
who is that even?

>>149474652
why are vtubers always crazy

come on England!!!!

>>149474694
because they are women

>>149474545
Doubt it unless the chickens on earth got their DNA from an asteroid or something

>>149474709
holy zased

Carsleygoat will bring it home... heh...

>>149474694
>why are people who pretend to be low quality cartoons for an audience of sexless nonces crazy?
it's a mystery mate

>>149474733
those socks look very dirty

>>149474652
>she almost pushed a depressed vtuber to suicide with her games
My based hapa wife

Morton is no where near as good as Scott. Germany has been handed a lucky advantage.

>>149474652
Why would she bother with that? She has massive tits, which is the primary qualification for a woman streaming.

>>149474709
How's Benidorm this time of year mate?

Beadle looks about 3 months into puberty

>>149474803
Idk why but the name sort of fits that. Sounds a little runtish

>>149474803
t. jeremy beadle

>>149474686
/mug/ bastid

>>149474694
only a few, a very small minority are crazy but they're still women so brainworms can hamper them

COME ON ENGLAND

german number 10 looks like a 30 year old italian than a 21 year old german

>>149474733
imagine how proud her dad must be of his little angel

the whore spammer should be banned by now

COME ON GERMANLAND

I love women so much it’s unreal

Fuck sake one of these has to go in

You thought you were Harvey Elliott, but you're just smelly old James McAtee and that's all you'll ever be cunt

he would get past them unironically

England looks shaky now

hope di salvo brings on röhl and tresoldi soon, we need some creativity

>>149474874
McAtee's been good today what are you on about

>>149474874
>Klopp baby vs Pep baby
drown them both

>>149474911
dont mind mcatee hater its just his thing

>>149474894
AIEEEEE WE'RE BOTTLING IT AGAIN

>>149474911
Talking about him putting it wide mate

>name is Brown
>is... brown
who writes this shit?

Wheres musiala

>>149474682
>Except the other team were actually spanish
You don't really know much about the Spanish NT's do you, Angus?

>>149474946
claude

>>149474762
I hope your wife is BDP sket like that sexo fox chick


>>149474793
it's her dream probably, she was a cosplyer before becoming a vtuber. she's been on the anime girl ting for bare years. unfortunately her own actions bared her from the scene of her dreams

>>149474946
dont google ben>>149474940
white

man city academy has produced some great players

>>149474954
he has more under 21 appearances for you than for us, kek

>>149474946
>name is Viper
>is a German and thus represented by a snake, the ultimate expression of biblical evil and treachery

>>149474964
most insane vtuber was rushia from hololive
complete nutter but cute

>>149474946
I think hundreds of thousands of Neger slaves just got called Brown back then because nobody wanted to bother with their real Ngubu names

SEND THEM BACK TO THE ENGLISH CHANNEL

Whatever happens, I think both nations can be very proud of their teams performance across this tournament.

>>149475032
2

>>149474946
average spee poster as a player

vtumour fans lack the awareness to understand they are also mostly mentally ill retards

i only know the japanese vtubers and even that barely. i like the pink hair one.

England starting to sweat

Fucking elliot had 2 good passes on there and decides to go back towards his own goal and ends up giving the ball away. Fucking idiot.

>>149475015
BPD sket personified and still top 3 all time super chatted youtube without a graduation tour and being terminated 3 years

have you heard A-chan is gonna debut as a vtuber soon? she follows both aqua's and rushia's alts kek

I'd love to see the 3 do a collab

>>149475052
the number of statutory charges you'd get

>dutch refs
how is this allowed? the fixing is quite obvious

>>149475064
was going to make a post of a similar ilk myself but usually it just makes them sperg out and post more

FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG

NEBEL OF WAR

Aw fuck off

zamn

>>149475082
>miko
and people said germans cant have good taste

ITS OVER

We all know what's coming in this game

Err englandsisters?????

Hahahaha

FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG FOG

uh oh englandsisters?

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

IT'S COMING HO-ACK!!! ACK!!!!

For heaven's sake England

PAUL NEBEL YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

OH NO NO NO LIONCHADS

Yeah I've seen enough. We'll win.

>>149474980
and yet hes not even english or german

>blooter
>zoom in on keeper like its his fault

Stansfield is shit

vtuber fags this is your fault

ITS

FFS

scorer looks about 30 and a paedophile

This is a top 10 english choke of all time

>>149475089
whats her channel?

If only that idiot scored when he had a tap-in

we still don't care like AT ALL

BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED BÄSED

good job Germany!

rigged.
game's gone

SAVE ME, NGUBU

The Irish-German destroys the Anglo

why is u21 footy so enjoyable? it has all the sovl thats missing from "real" footy

BRING ON THE BUCKS

This new "english" Ngubu looks like a handegg player kek

>>149475159
Beesed?

>>149475133
Unironically

>>149475166
The irish german vs the irish anglo you mean lol

these games are funny because half the players are premier league level and the other half are league 2 level

>>149475144
https://x.com/yubarirei

>>149475154
yea, that was horrendous

Every 2nd bounce has fallen for Germany and that's just pure luck

>>149475175
low stakes for fans lots of passion from the young lads and generally pretty even
makes it fun

>should've been 4-0 up by half time
>choke
it's over

>>149475213
it's physics mate

Why's he called Brown

>angus hate watching an u21 game to seethe about his overlords
holy moly

Oh so now the bosch care about u21

Well guess what? Too late, nobody cares now.

>>149475224
5-5 incoming, going to penalties

What’s the England fiasko kolaps status?

It's not coming home, i knew it.

>>149475213
the same is true about England's goals

relax lads, ngubu will save us
he never lets us down

>first game of best bundes saison is schalke vs hertha
kino league once again

Cringey england fans in tearsHAHAHAHA

>>149475239
they cant help it

>>149475165
>>149475183
Is he always that shit?

Fuck i wish I was Scottish.... this is humiliating

>>149475133
not your boogeyman and we'll batter dem krauts

imagine woltemade signed for chelsea

Wolte-made in chelsea

give it your best England cmon

The lion cubs are losing :(

>>149475262
hertha is playing 3rd league? thought they got promoted

>>149475285
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/2017/10/09/gordon-strachan-blames-genetics-scotlands-world-cup-failure/

>>149475289
Not ukrainian/woggish enough

These U21 games have uniron been better than the CWC
Italy Germany match was the best one yet imo

>>149475316
Scotland have won the same as england in our lifetimes

>>149475286
Is this some kind of bait where you say "not your boogeyman" when nobody said anything (because you are the boogeyman) to get attention
You really are a loser,

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
England 2 - [2] Germany
Paul Nebel

NEWWWWW
>>149475347
>>149475347
>>149475347

>>149475345
yes, because england are bottlers
scots can never win due to genetics

>>149475345
t. permanently stuck in the group stage

This is the most exciting match England fans have ever watched, let them enjoy this... even if they lose LOL

>>149475356
its gonna be ok dave m8

>>149475341
will you got to lidl at 11 pm again?

>>149475356
you're thinking too deep(schizo) dave

>>149475396
based pakijeet

>>149473623
1 is the hottest, 2 and 4 disqualified for being below 35