Thread 149472877

>Order of Play
www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/scores/schedule/index.html

>Draws
https://www.wimbledon.com/en_GB/draws/ladies-singles

>Scores
flashscore.com/tennis

>Streams
freestreams-live.fi/
https://vkvideo.ru/@tennisprimesport

Previous: >>149453648

first for kill maya

>>149473065
Be nice.

>>149472877 (OP)
MAYA
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Breaking News: Raducanu just ordered paella at a restaurant in London which could be a sleek reference to Spain's Carlos Alcaraz.

>>149473757
You laugh but gangstalking program, you might know it as zersetzung, plays games like that with food
I finally battled my way through now I can eat any food

>>149473757
outside of valencia it's just sparkling rice

How do I get a ginger aussie gf? I'm asian btw

>>149474130
Be passionate about something and be yourself anon, and of course, be kind.

>>149474130
go to michigan

>>149474058
I bet there's countless of overpriced restaurants in London that serve "authentic" Spanish, Italian, Greek and so on food

>>149474221
This

>>149472877 (OP)
Forgot to make the new thread but the stream link should be updated to https://tennistream.com/watch-tennis/

>>149474014
Lena :3

>>149474685
Emma :)

players that have won more wta trophies this year than igor:
keys
sabalenka
tauson
kessler
alexandrova
mertens
bencic
potato
anisimova
andreeva
navarro
pegula
osorio
ostapenko
svitolina
paolini
rybakina
joint
gauff
vondrousova
maria (kek)

>>149475266
So fucking funny seeing it written on paper

>>149475504
Nerdlyn <3

>>149475525
i guess maya has made being a nerd cool again

>>149475547
Still mad at myself that I didn't watch her against Masha last saturday, now I won't ever see her ever, fuuuuck me

>>149475610
>now I won't ever see her ever
there will be plenty of chances to see her :)

>>149475652
not if i see her first

>>149476404
:o

>>149475515
why it gaved her a nicotine patch?

>>149476644
lmao

I can't do it anymore, changed my background picture on my phone back to Lena
Please win it

Captcha fucking up

>>149477098
remember
backup site is basedjak st /asp/

TOTAL IGOR AND SINNER DEATH

>>149477211
love these hohol whores

>>149475355
the list is longer than i thought but we're already halfway through the year

eala status?

>>149477460
Happy Birfday

>>149477460
Finished

>>149477460
exposed

>>149477460
bwc

>>149468363
You're homeless?

Not starting Wimbledon on Sunday is silly

>>149477460
Eva and eala are going to be doubles partners at wimbledon. What a beautiful pairing.

>>149479133
hope eala learns to be a slut from her

>>149479534
birds of a feather flock together
and all of eva's other friends are whores

>>149479534
It'll be the opposite. Eala will teach eva to be wholesome and traditional.

>>149479133
nice

>>149479088
Starting on Sunday is silly. Spending 3 days to get through the first round is even more silly

well im bored

>>149475355
Why does her face look like an overcooked cheese pizza?

Can someone tell me what tf this creature is?

>>149481451
>>149481451
british rose and winner of wimbledon round 1

>>149481451
I will support her. If she actually becomes a good player, then she will be more popular in the UK than Emma. She will be iconic.

/ourminge/ will NOT be bullied

what if emma starts to rub off on carlos and he starts losing

lots of ivas :)

like these retro-style shirts. when jana posted it, i didn't think it's actually a part of the outfit

That girl is going places.

>>149483666
kek and checked

>>149483666
oh no no no lmao

>>149478429
Yeah man

>>149486456
Yuck

>>149486456
nice watch

First Mirra now Maya
Why can't you guys get your own names?

>>149486456
Why does he look like an average russian, like he could be Andrey Rublev's twin brother?

I can watch Wimbledon the official way on prime

Marta getting a handful

>>149487676
giwtwm

>No.1 court
basado.

>Too old to win a slam
Collins, Linette, Pliskova, Svitolina

>Window to win a slam quickly coming to an end
Bencic, Jabeur, Paolini, Pegula, Sakkari

>Not much time left plus often injured or already over the hill
Badosa, Kasatkina, Muchova

>Would need to improve a lot to contend
Anisimova, Fernandez, Navarro, Shnaider

>Gatekeepers with not much of a real chance
Alexandrova, Haddad Maia, Mertens, Kudermetova, Vekic

>Simply not good enough
Boulter, Bouzkova, Kostyuk, Putintseva, Ruse, Stearns

>Likely to join the above group in 1-2 years
Danilovic, Potapova, Kalinskaya, Samsonova

>Might win a slam over the next couple of years
Andreeva, Zheng

>Might win a slam in three or four years if they keep improving
Joint, Mboko, Noskova, Wang

Mariella might win her first non-junior title today, come on

>>149489558
>>Might win a slam in three or four years if they keep improving
iva is a much better player than all of these four
i'm not being ironic

speaking of which, >>149458646 get well soon :(

>>149489558
>Joint, Mboko, Noskova, Wang
Maya is the only one I think that has the potential, Mboko has yet to prove herself, Linda is a great player but her head isn't in the right place, same as Xinyu, both very weakminded

bros....

>>149487221
All the semen his older adopted Russian half brother plowed into him as a kid altered his dna

>>149491237
Grug must be some crazy chimera made up of Ibiza's biggest party animals then

Oh boy...

>>149491550
Mmm. Yummy emma thighs

Love her cute little mousey face :)

j300 roehampton starts today with some interesting matches!

>https://livescores.services.imgarena.com/
livescores

>>149491777
I don't know how Mia is on grass, come on Kris..

>>149484164
she really gets the whole wimbledon vibe

>>149491829
No whole feeta? Dropped

Ok why the FUCK isn't a weird awkward 1/3rd of the first round playing today?????? I thought this was a fucking SLAM. we need to be MAKING MONEY. CREATING VALUE. Sunday allows another vital day of FAN ENGAGEMENT OPPORTUNITIES. FOOT TRAFFIC. SOCIAL NETWORKING.

>>149492069
Absolutely Mr. Gaudenzi youre totatlly right, we will change that soon enough too

A bit warm innit? There will be so many interruptions from collapsing boomers this year

>>149492102
>33°C tomorrow
>34°C on tuesday
Wew, praying for all the old fucks

So far so good

Mariella :) takes the first set!

>>149492366
....

>>149492383
<3

Londonbros this is your one in a lifetime opportunity

>>149491829
>that smooth tanned legs + white ankle socks combo
fuggg

*coughs and wheezes into your thread*
phwoar absolute choke off but are maya did it
very lovely ivas!
corr what a junior tournament that is
*goes back to bed*

>>149492513
*feeds you some medicine*
*tucks you in*
*kisses you on the forehead*
Get well soon :/

>>149492372
>>149492366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BSVO9lu_sU
it's here if you didnt see the link yet

>>149492673
Thanks man!

>Harriet Dart says the negative reaction she received for aiming a personal jibe at opponent Lois Boisson has taken a toll on her.
>During a 6-0 6-3 first-round defeat to Boisson at the Rouen Open in April, Dart asked the umpire to tell her opponent to put on deodorant, saying: "She smells really bad."
>The 28-year-old from West Hampstead later apologised on Instagram, calling it a "heat-of-the-moment comment that I truly regret".
This is the weakestmind thing I've ever read

>>149492513
you sure picked a nice day to get sick!
*leaves a cup of lemon tea on your table*

>>149492673
ty!

Mariella deffo not happy with herself

>>149492712
>yeah I was a huge bitch but I'm the one suffering for it
Eat shit

>>149492731
she had some louder outbursts the whole match. But I think she is a louder player in general at the moment

Mariella :) first title!

>>149492876
She did it yay

Mariella :)

I'm calling dibs on Eala

I really hope the nex gen of our girls can deliver. Mariella, Julia, Eva, Sonja, one will come through

>>149477211
me in the middle

>>149492934
Already did years ago buddy

nobody had heard of eala prior to miami a few months ago

>>149493029
she has a weirdly catchy surname, i remember checking her profile last year

>>149493097
Based

>>149472877 (OP)
But... shy girls don't have such earrings???

Maya not shy home dweller???
Secretly deep in the soul a club that of bouchard tier??!

>>149492962
Reason for eye bags?

>>149492383
Cutesy!!!

Not my type at all, those bimbos like Potapova, Vodonayeva, Bonya, idk just stereotypical those, but Morgs have something, idk, soul, kindness, good self a style and a but if self irony. You know I'm generally into shy girls like hoodie and jeans over dress and heels, Maya over Morga if it can be described such idk, but if Morgs said let's date to me I wouldn't refuse.(but 8-12 years ago me - would refuse. Maybe of prejudice to girls of her look and behavior, maybe out of fear of needing to level up with her, idk. I changed. Now my taste for women is wider and deeper i guess idk)

>>149493168
>(but 8-12 years
Maybe even 5 years ago? 4? 3???? Idk, 2020-21-22 seem not so far aways and so far aways for the same time IDK. Have a fear even 2022 2023 me wouldn't rate Morgan as high as now, due to prejudices towards such type. I feel sorry and shamed for being so judgmental for people I never interacted with, just scrolling the web and making judgements out of too much free time)

>>149484164
She has a fingers/nails of 11-12-13 years old idk
Kinda cute in its own way

>>149493097
i kneel

>>149493211
And the face of a bogged 50 year old housewife.

>>149493211
What does that even mean? Looks like normal fingernails to me.

>>149493275
right hand index finger, she's 100% biting the skin near it

>>149493315
or someone else is biting her

Can our Girl win Wimby?

>>149493409
Anyone can Wimbledon, the last 3 winners have proven that

>>149493447
You don't rate Rybakina's big serve game? Even if her 2022 run benefitted from the ban on certain players.

Do you believe Iga is innocent?

>>149493736
Iga is guilty!

>>149484265
anything with the trefoil on it is automatically 10x more based than the modern logo

>>149493736
Innocent of flaunting that fat juicy ass for all to see but letting none but Daria near it?! Guilty, I say it! Guilty!

>>149491550

This pic. is getting a lot of engagement, over 1 million views on the wimbledon x account in less than a day with close to 25k likes. this pic. Is also posted in many other x accounts.

I wonder how the other wta girls feel like when Emma and Carlos seem to be getting most of the attention.

>>149494008
Hopefully Raducanu gets Seles'd, so tired of seeing that fraud plastered everywhere.

>>149494008
Social media is so fucking gay

>>149494116
Seles was Selesed because she was actually good and a threat to Graf. Raducanu is only a threat to available coaches

>>149472877 (OP)
Such a clean pits!!! Super good razor, or laser/wax?

>>149489898
Mboko has the raw talent and her power is going to be crazy in a couple of years if she continues to progress but she needs to add some finesse to her game if she's going to mix it up in the big leagues.

>>149491777
Disgrace that the LTA couldn't bother their arse to stream any of this, it's not like Roehampton is short of court cams and it's the main warm up for Wimby juniors, everybody is there.

>>149492069
It's Sunday lad, we're all at B&Q

Thoughts on this photo?

Players are fans now.

>>149492712
Harriet should have doubled down, can't show any mercy.
>Maybe if she could bother having a shower once a month I wouldn't have had to say anything. Do they have running water in France yet?

>>149495107
>going from being a slam finalist to a fan begging other players for their autograph

>>149495314
many such cases

Another thread with a fucking woman OP

>>149495815
Women are people too.

Thoughts on Sabs first round opponent?

>>149495815
Not her fault the men haven't done anything notable recently.

A straight sets win for Megan Knight at the J300 Roehampton over a girl who is a top 20 junior and three years older :)

>>149495815
Gay post

>>149495855
I am not understanding of the appeal. She is nothing special.

>>149495855
Ig thot vibes, idk posing and facial expression. I'm more into Maya or Morgan types or Alina or Ashley

>>149496223
She pretty much is an IG thot

>>149494008
Bro I don't understand, that pic isn't Emma

Vendula :)
Jana :)

ksenia completely obliterated luna :/

>>149495985
thanks for reminding me!
>>149491823
she won!

>>149493409
as soon as she started getting sexy and displaying her ass more, she became shit

it seems it's impossible to be both sexually attractive and successful

some interesting doubles pairings
and jana has finally made peace with her sister

>>149491550
OOF BRUTAL

>women's wimbledon champions in the last 22 years
Serena Williams
Maria Sharapova
Venus Williams
Amelie Mauresmo
Petra Kvitova
Marion Bartoli
Garbine Muguruza
Angelique Kerber
Simona Halep
Ashleigh Barty
Elena Rybakina
Marketa Vondrousova
Barbora Krejcikova

>men's wimbledon champions in the last 22 years
Roger Federer
Rafael Nadal
Novak Djokovic
Andy Murray
Carlos Alcaraz

Roger is a billionaire

>>149498284
Menstruation cycles
Pregnancies
Women developing and peaking earlier
More tensions amongst the top players
Endorsement money higher than prize money if you are good looking and/or from a big country

All of that makes the WTA more unpredictable.

>>149498412
Based
If you could know their menstruation cycle you can maybe bet better
Someone should start a site that tracks them according to the moon phases, do all women have them at the same time?

>>149498412
you forgot not playing bo5

>be a gorillionaire
>drive a Volkswagen
Why is he like this?

>>149498487
He is such a wigger

>>149498487
It gets him from point A to point B the same as a million USD car

>>149489558
good post, now make a collage version with a picture of each players face as well as a full body shot

>>149498487
Being a gorillionaire if I'd have a daily driver and then a Go ham whip

>>149498487
because he is gay

>>149498936
Plus it would be funny
Honestly bro if I had unlimited money I'd have one large sedan like a boat for just driving around the country smoking and then one car that I use a few times a month that's a little sportier

>>149493029
if you' heard of her before then you are officially in too deep

Sinner could never

>>149498951
Candidates for my cross country smoking and chilling car:
S class MBenz
The big Hyundai I think it's the Genesis
Some kind of Jaguar
Maybe a Lincoln but too Africanized same with caddies
Maybe an Avalon
Maybe the s class equivalent sized sedan from Volvo

Candidates for sportier cars:
Porsche 911 turbo
An nsx honestly everyone has a Porsche ID probably get an nsx

>>149499073
Genesis might be the outsider play they don't even make them anymore
You would get a well maintained used and then make it even cleaner basically brand new
The Hyundai Genesis was really amazing if you think about it it basically had the same look feel and sense of luxury as an s class but was for the people

>>149499147
They do still make them I didn't know. Back then I thought I'd have a nice car one day now I'm in poverty so I don't keep up
I hate cars now

>>149498487
He is closeted homosexual who requires something small and easily missed for his Paul Jubb encounters.

>>149499210
Why do u think all the white betaboys in the stands were so raucous in support of this coconut peddler during the Maya match?

>>149498951
cadillac celestiq is the boat for me

>Zum fünften Mal
>Boris Becker wird wieder Vater!
based

>>149499222
because they knew which one was cuter

>>149499191
>then I thought I'd have a nice car one day now I'm in poverty
What happened

>>149499230
That's a nice one, yeah if we're talking suvs for me it's a land cruiser or a suburban, or whatever the equivalent is
The suburban was the one car I was blown away with when I came to America in 1992
I like the appeal of a giant four door sedan for some reason over an SUV, though I love trucks too, I jist don't see room for it in my lineup based on what I want to do with my cars.

>>149499256
A lot and it's easy to blame me, the victim, but ultimately it was a perfect storm of poor parental fit, growing up undocumented, and a ridiculously over powered intelligence. It's like you put a Ferrari engine in a car that had no wheels and everyone was constantly slamming it with a sledgehammer as itt tried to get going

This man is still LARPing as homeless

>>149499233
Has he finally bread a white woman?

>>149499311
and as intelligent

>'77 men's semifinal is on tv
>every point is serve and folly

>>149493736
her drop in form isn't athletic related that any drug would help with. She makes loads of unforced errors, her serve is pretty poor with regard to missing the first serve so many times. So unless it is to do with nerves, concentration levels then that heart med drug that was in that prescription med wasn't going to help at all. Plus of course players get checked anyway so why would they choose to use something that can be caught if used?

>>149499285
Gangstalkijgb, by the way, was the icing

>>149498487
nondescript car, morons of course would make a beeline for some gay shit supercar that is not only uncomfortable to drive , has a shit turning circle and you can't even go any faster than a VW Polo on the roads anyway. Egomaniacs will of course need their ego boosted by vanity objects

>>149498487
The real question is why does he dress like Eminem

>>149492712
Jewish mentality. Behave badly towards others and then play the victim when you get shamed for being a cunt.

11:00 Tarvet - Riedi
11:00 Mannarino - O'Connell
11:00 Moller - Tiafoe (12)
11:00 Bellucci - Crawford
11:00 Lehecka (23) - Dellien
11:00 Tien - Basavareddy
11:00 Bonzi - Medvedev (9)
11:00 Kopriva - Thompson
12:30 Bergs - Harris
12:30 Norrie - Bautista-Agut
12:30 Rune (8) - Jarry
12:30 Popyrin (20) - Fery
13:00 Royer - Tsitsipas (24)
13:00 Cerundolo (16) - Borges
13:00 Darderi - Safiullin
13:30 Fognini - Alcaraz (2)
14:00 Struff - Misolic
14:00 Auger Aliassime (25) - Duckworth
14:00 Carreno-Busta - Rodesch
14:30 Harris - Lajovic
14:30 Rublev (14) - Djere
14:30 Fearnley - Fonseca
14:30 Quinn - Searle
14:30 Berrettini (32) - Majchrzak
14:30 McDonald - Khachanov (17)
16:00 Brooksby - Griekspoor (31)
16:00 Mochizuki - Zeppieri
16:00 Holt - Davidovich Fokina (26)
16:00 Arnaldi - Van De Zandschulp
16:00 Diallo - Altmaier
16:00 Fritz (5) - Mpetshi Perricard
17:00 Rinderknech - Zverev (3)

Nod the most exciting first day

>>149500574
> 11:00 Tarvet - Riedi
> 11:00 Bellucci - Crawford
> 14:30 Quinn - Searle
> 16:00 Mochizuki - Zeppieri
Bangers

no matches until TOMORROW? not even a crumb???

You get a WTA gf but it's Harriet Dart

Why even put Zverev on CC last? He's only entertaining when he's geting btfo

>>149500958
Could be worse. She must at least smell nice.

funny

was supporting maya jpint all way through eastbourne final

second she won the match point i decided i wanted eammla to win instead kek

eammla thrn went on to show propa sovl and personality in the postmatch speech

while joint was like a weird awkward robot

eammla also much more attractive than joint

joint has the breasts of a gibbon and the face of a pizza with black sovlless eyes

Everyone can find a labubu except me

also

kek

emma doubles wiv alcroth

drapist offended

so he chooses anudda.chinawoman to do doubles wid kek

drapist and zheng

i fink

unless i misheard the name
but who else could it be

>>149501278
Maybe she stinks and her outburst was projection

>>149501338

Qin Wen just threw her dirty panties at Carlitos' face. He could probably have a threesome with Emma and Qinwen, damn everybody loves a winner.

>>149501483
Xinyu mogs Qinwen

>>149501483
Qinwen did once say she considered Emma to be a friend so I think it could happen

>>149501381
jack's back

i hope amanda bullies yulia

>>149501953
WMAF couple tennis needs

whenever I think of Lois Boisson I think of garlic and onions

>>149481451
Christ is she one of ours?

I really hope Emma finds a good ATP bf who will win wimbledon and during the trophy giving celebration will propose to her, it would be so romantic!

>>149502722

Big foe

>>149500869
It’s absolutely fucked. Think of the reduced shareholder value. The line is going NOWHERE today.

>>149502751
>t.

>>149502981
she has a very "german" resting face idk how to describe it
kinda like she's perennially unimpressed

>>149502950
Why is every junior this general obsesses over a womanlet?

>>149503212
mika isn't a womanlet

is this pose anything other than "you have a small penis, not for me"? or is that just my lewd mind

>>149503634
Jess :)

Keking at the movie she watched

Which top seed loses tomorrow?

>>149498487
wait, you're telling me this isn't eminem?

who should I be betting on for the wimby?

>>149503960
Sakkari and Tsitsipas

>>149503929
Feel like jpeg wants to be white so bad

>>149503960
Draper. His draw is piss easy

>>149503934
Badosa is the most likely, I guess. Though I wouldn't call it an upset.

>Igor
Igor

>>149503960
Navarro

>>149504126
tfw no autistic gf

>>149503960
Carlos

>>149504151
That’s Sinner’s next girl

>>149503612
Is she implying…. It cannot be…………. She likes big balls!??????

>>149504126

Sinner is not polite like Carlitos, he'll fuck Emma a la Rocco Siffredi.

>>149504436
would he put his finger in Emma's butt and then make her suck it?

They’ve added Emma’s third round win in 2021 to the Court One hall of fame btw

>>149504538
KEK

>>149504538
are emma is a legend

>>149504529

It's only smellz.

Emma follows the call her daddy podcast on IG, so you know she's a little slut.

>>149504126
Why she look like this when she is a billionaire heiress?

>>149504720
She can't look better than absolutely perfect like in this picture

>>149504538
THE Tom Egberink and Joachim Gerard?

My favourite current /tennis/ meme is THE x?
Genuinely makes me laugh out loud.

>>149504538
embarassing!

>>149504538
southgate knighthood tier
why do you guys do this

>>149504538
Kek at first I thought they would somehow mention the US Open win but nope, it really is just the third round win vs THE Sorana Cirstea

>>149493409
>primary pic is a facepalm
I KNOW AT LEAST ONE (1) OF YOU HERE WORK AT GOOGLE. FIX THIS IMMEDIATELY PLEASE.

Long hardcore pennis sessions tomorrow :P

>>149504538
AI has gone too far

>>149505179
>Do you remember where you were when 9/11 happened? (maybe too young). Ok, how about when Trump won the Presidency in 2016 (maybe too political). Ok finally to sport, do you remember where you were when Emma Raducanu defeated THE Sorana Cirstea in the 3rd round at Wimbledon in 2021 as a wildcard entry (naturally)? Yes, I thought you would remember that.

>>149505519
>slam casuals
Grim

>>149505818
Not a cazzie

>>149502950
Jonesy have such sexy legs shape, form, skin condition and color, tan

>>149505818
beats reading the pedo fucker's nonsense

>>149503140
Who can stop her this year?

>>149505818
Better than all the Aussie cazzies during AO. They constantly shitted up the threads.

>>149503212
Shorter women(not too short) have a more feminine demeanor, also they walk, stride, posture more feminine, just in motions when, whatever, like after she score the point, look how she walks to the towels and back, just a stride and posture, like compare how sabalenka and pliskovas walk vs iva, biomechanics is different, legs———hips–waist———back zone moves in relations to each other, amplitudes, inertia, viscosity, relative compression and decompression of body parts as they move. Like compare kvitova and someone 10 cm shorter like siniakova idk. There are tall girls who look and stride good, like Bella haak stride webm, but rare. I don't remember sharapova or ivanovic

>>149505976
Rybakina's path to the WC:

R1: Avanesyan
R2: Sakkari
R3: Tauson
R4: Swiatek
QF: Gauff
SF: Andreeva or Pegula
F: Sabalenka, Zheng or Paolini

>>149506106
>>149505976
>2025 Rybakina winning a slam
shiggy diggy

>>149505976
Literally anyone

>>149472877 (OP)
She has non aligned eyes and that's the reason she is so cute cute.
With that smile and face she'd still be very cute if she had a normal ordinary straight eyes.
But with eyes like this her cuteness just exponentially exploded!!!!

I think so, my opinion/feels. VERY cute girl.

Navarro's path to the final:

R1:Kvitova
R2:Kudermetova
R3:Krejcikova
R4:Andreeva
QF:Pegula
SF:Swiatek/Gauff
F:Sabalenka

boris in top form atm

>>149506106
Very difficult.

>>149507316
Why was his post deleted?

>>149507557
Dunno, maybe he self deleted because he got something wrong?

>>149506764
Who could have seen such a strong comeback this late into his career? This truly is the stuff of legends. The way he he spaces his paragraphs and subtly puts emphasis on certain words with his sublime all-caps spelling. Sensational

>>149506764
man's unleashed
>>149507491

>>149507982
>Women's soccer
>Women's tennis
>Women's volleyball
Kek does Boris watch any men's sports?

>>149508118
Like he cares for the sports part

>>149472877 (OP)
Do you think that imperfections in a person make falling in love and loving that person even deeper/stronger? More meaningful, earthly, real?

I got this thought looking at her face, snap in by zooming on phone.

Anyone remember boris' jovic/valdmanova comic

>>149508247
that wasn't boris you filthy casual

>>149508247
It wasn't me

Also I just remembered there was another Russian poster, years ago, who posted edited pics with star wars robots
Idk what happened to him, he suddenly came and suddenly left

>>149508247
That's Rusbro
Beggars belief with these cazzies

I have a hard time distinguishing those from the orient

>Mimi's coach is Nigel Sears, the man who guided Emma to her 2021 US Open win

WELP

>>149508199
kek tbf it's the main reason for watching women's sports.

>>149508608
kek, orient is such a boomer word

/ourgirl/ WILL win tomorrow

>>149501338
What the fuck is a Labubu?

Is /tennis/ siding with Minge or Emma tomorrow? Both incredibly attractive women, too difficult to decide imo.

>>149505818
>watching best of 3 tennis
cant be me

>>149510648
i want the grotesque one to win and become the face of british tennis

>>149503212
Mika is 6'
Hannah is 5'10
Alina is technically no longer a junior but is a shade under 6'

>>149510648
Minge.

>>149504538
fuck me that's cringe

>>149504756
>billionaire
>too cheap to buy a chapstick

Meet Mimi, Hannah and Mika :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiL4byNI2kU

>>149501338
kek the corner shop near me has got three for sale that the owner picked up from the cash and carry, doesn't miss a trick that fucker

>>149510648
already got my bet on Mimi. Emmlingz has probably got it in all seriousness but Mimi is good on grass too; if Emmlingz slips up and her head goes, she's fucked.

>>149510234

Cute little ass, damn

>>149510648
all in on emma

>>149509591
This

>>149511629
Mimi, Hannah and Mika :)

>>149512348
How much do you want to bet Vukov snuck an AirTag in there

mika and hannah in the doubles :)

most of my waifus are on last which is great because it means i can watch them :)

>>149493409
>Age
>24 years
I would have honestly guessed she was in her 30s

>>149503212
not everyone, but the most posted ones definitely are

>>149510648
mimi @5.50, but i still hope emma wins

>>149512639
you're putting money on mimi?

>>149512681
just 50 pence

>>149512681
I would put everything I have on her tomorrow screen cap this

>>149510713
that already happened

emmabros... confidence in /ourgirl/ is LOOOOOOOW

>>149503204
she's like a super stereotypical german girl (in a good way)
can easily play a bavarian milkmaid, oktoberfest waitress or a nazi dominatrix/butcheress from bloodrayne

>>149510648
not even emma thinks she can win

>>149512779
I would give Mimi everything I own

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeadLurGR1U&list=RDAeadLurGR1U&start_radio=1

>>149504538
>Emma
That's Dame Emma Raducanu to you

>>149511527
She should hook up Swan, she could give her some decent deals.

>>149510648
It would not surprise me if Emma loses tbqh. I like both, I don't hate.

>Your gift has been activated. Enjoy unlimited VPN for 7 days.
well that's half of wobblybum covered

>>149512378
kek are you me
>>149472236

>>149510648
i tsuuu for xu

>>149512399
Was announced with the wildcards - I only hope the LTA are going to keep their beaks out for the juniors and let Hannah play with Jonesy (assuming Hannah and Mika don't make the second week). Hannah and Jonesy should be the #1 and #2 seeds for the singles and will have a great chance for the doubles title on grass.

>>149513971
I hope Hannah does well too.

>>149514216
mimi unironically mogs hannah here (can't believe i just typed this)

>>149512909
Off court matters?

>>149513451
Goddamn it she has an actual moustache.

>>149513603
Typical nonceposter on the right.

>>149514291
Nothing wrong with a fine blonde moustache.

>>149514240
? princess xu mogs all (minus one)

>>149513451
>You now remember Katie Swan

>>149514508
Katie Swan? THE Katie Swan? Katie Swan who won zero WTA titles? THAT Katie Swan?

>>149514627
Yes

Kt Swan is an American now also she buys in bulk at the shartmart

>>149514634
Thought so.

>You will never attend a tennis tournament orgy
Why even live?

>>149514647
Yeah she's lived over there for years. I doubt she'll change her nationality any time soon though.

>>149514647
Muh elite athletes
Muh social elites
Muh global elites
Jokes write themselves
Get a grip and grow a set, all of you losers, simps for the system

Eva Lys :)

>>149515261
fink shes next on the list to get gaped by sinner

>>149515271
Yes

Eva and Eala :)

>>149515187
I have to copy this look soon as I lose weight

>>149515390
Anyone know what sneakers those are? Google images can't get a clean read it almost looks like the Lacoste alligator but in two colors ?

>>149515313
phwoarrrr


HEAVEN

>>149512909
To be fair this is what she always does. Before every major tournament there's a story about her back/wrist/ankle/fear of needles/ant bites that explains why she will inevitably lose

>>149497025
from what i see, both annika and tereza withdrew from roehampton and wimby
this means we'll see vendy - kristina (penicmannova) in their full glory next week
very high chances of winning too

>>149510648
ready to unhinge for the minge
princess xu will pluck me out of poverty overnight

>>149515987
phwoar

propa filthy you are

pwopa fackin filthy kate

Is court 2 televised? Guess Bonzi Med is what we're being fed first. Pure slop.

Are Russians allowed to play this year?

>>149513603
Who the girl? Lovely pink cap, would be so nice to have the dress of that colour. The only positive of grey olive dress is that, I guess, when girl get sweaty all the sweat spots are brightly visible :p

>>149516311
Are Israelis and Americans? Oh wait... they're the same shit

>>149512876
Honestly no, she looks super slavic. Could much more likely be Czech, Slovakian or Slovenian.

>>149516329
a few threads ago you thought that baltoids are slavic
not to mention that 2/3 of the girls posted here look russian to you

>>149503960
Bublik and Berritini, easy path if there is an upset

>>149516409
2/3 posted here are either Russian, Slavic or Pretty, so yes

pretty Baltoids are Slavic too, you right

>>149472877 (OP)
She looks Russian too

How that site called which makes an ai imagine of small cartoonish toy based on persons photos? Iirc in previous thread someone made Maya Joint such

>>149515261
best post in the thread, by a long way.

We doing crystal balls?
>Men's Champion and final scoreline
>Men's Runner-Up
>Women's Champion and final scoreline
>Women's Runner-Up
>Player that will get unexpectedly far
>R1/2 upset(s)
>Top 3 story lines to come out of Wimbledon

Bros it’s hecking WIMBLEDON!!!!!!!!!!! And I’m on holiday for the entire duration!!!

>>149516790
damn bro I'm jelly, enjoy!

>Minge
Is that not Bong for vagina?

>>149516803
It is :)

>>149516821
WELL thank God she's pretty.

Hello . Unfortunate News I Bring To You . Destanee Aiava Did Not Make The Wimbledon Qualification Round . She Will Not Be Winning The Wimbledon .

>>149516884
good

>>149516919
wew

>>149516919
literally just wanted to post this

>>149516919
gosh gosh omg those lines, how thighs got into hips, and hips into waist, and the other way rounds, and the lines and shapes of glutes, woowowow, i mentioned in prvios thread too, she has something very very nice in that area, how her lower back - waist - hips - thighs are connects and interrelate to each other, small detail but very catching the eye

what account is this from?

iva growing on me recently

>>149516952
omg her hair colour under the sun!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOO beautiful!

>>149516952
the preview looks much better on my pc :/
>>149516947
hers, jovic07

>>149516938
she's making it difficult

>>149516952
What's with you and Iva can't u tell she's a cunt
She has that hyper aware of the camera thing where everything she does is acted every motion, kind of like Sabi but not likeable because she's a Chetnik

>>149516985
>What's with you and Iva can't u tell she's a cunt
>She has that hyper aware of the camera thing where everything she does is acted every motion, kind of like Sabi but not likeable because she's a Chetnik

>>149516977
very lovely untitled creation!

>>149516999
I will bomb Ivas house I am NATO

you know i think my barrier to be interesten in iva is her accent
all the time prior to discovery(6 month? year ago?) of her i though she is another underage tennis star from eastern europe this thread loves to post

but then i heard her interview and she spoke american
i mean if its ashley jane smith johnson speaking like california vlogger then its ok
but if its iva jovic it isnt ok
im very close minded

>>149517006
MИHУC BAЙБ cлyчилcя xD
minus vibe happened
(nu-meme russian speech)

>>149516985
also
why'd you ask him
am i not the #1 iva simp? did i not discover her? do i not have the largest iva folder at 86.2gb?
i love her so much
:3
ps i'm still sick ignore my ramblings

>>149516919
Holy shit

slam cazzies are gonna freak when they open this thread

>>149517040
NTA but Rusbro does come off as a bigger Iva simp than you do.

>>149517040
>folder at 86.2gb?
post

>>149516919
Remember to stay hydrated, especially in this weather.

>>149516938
why tuck the shirt this way
seen plenty on WTA athletes
does it really help to cool down? same way as tiny things in track running and jumping and pole vaulting help with aerodynamics?

>>149517063
i try to limit my ivaposting so as to not turn her into an over posted waifu like what happens to waifus on /tv/ that gets turned on
>>149517083

>>149517093
wow insane, do you record all her matches or what?

>>149517093
>waifus on /tv/ that gets turned on
who are they? didnt heard of big tv waifus for many years. sydney sweeney? adams family girl? anoyone prettier?

>>149517095
course

>>149517109
What happens if bottles not aligned? Anxiety attack?

>>149517093
>1043 files in vendy's folder
>257 in iva's
i'm trying not post too much, but it's hard sometimes
it's easier to do so with vendula, as she posts rarely and her media attention isn't as big

>>149517109
Good, total bong heatstroke

>>149517109
No rain just yet.

>>149517084
is 2nd girl(glimpse at the last second) a Korneeva?

>>149517113
>What happens if bottles not aligned?
It would be extremely painful.

>>149517115
Do you have script to auto download their IG stories once a 23hours and 59 minutes or?

>>149517115
whew how do you even have a thousand vendulas

>>149517120
for some reason i think this girl is pretty. idk her hair do it for. also because she is most likely 13-17 yeras old, and the younger then face the bigger the chance its pretty. most of kids are pretty, most of adults are not pretty

>>149517126
i do it manually

Someone spray Boris with some water to cool him down.

>>149517135
to be fair, it's mostly raw .mp4s and comic draws/unused files
there's only about 400~ unique photos / webms

>>149517154
Kek

>>149472877 (OP)
There is a fucking paucity of Emma raducanu pics on this thread

blimey m8 that loicense is 100% legit i tells ya

>paucity
get a load of this toff

>>149512639
She looks like a burns victim, although it pains me to say it

>>149517181
there's nothing new and even i get tired of reposting

>>149517194
This will do, thanks

>>149517186
I had to check the spelling

>>149517204
Oh wow!

what's the quality of the beebs like for you fellas? mine looks to be in 720

>>149517204
>Cross necklace
>Legs spread
Checks out for the modern 'Christian' girl

Here we go

>>149517207
>I mean I would let you but, like, jumping ants ate it

Time for Wimbledong

>>149517232
highest quality makes the wembs
you're it

>>149517115
Post drunk Vendy

>>149517244
Nice off topic celeb post to start us off, glowcel

I like Mingge, but I like Emma more.

bloody hell, found out that i can bypass prime's "payment failed" thingy by just clicking on it again
but their streams are protected, can't webm nor screenshot anything :/

It's time
Who are we watching

>>149517262
SEETHE

>>149517273
alternate thread

>>149517278
Tomova vs Minister of Crapiness is all I have on 2 tv feeds so yeah

>>149517244
Peak footgame desu

>>149517278
>Who are we watching
Bit of this, bit of that.

>>149517309
>>149517278
nvm I've got tiafoe vs elmer fudd now

Guys, I think Kartal might be a lesbian

>>149517334
She'd certainly wear the trousers in any relationship.

>>149517291
i love you very much <3

>>149517329
What is the point of even watching ATP slams until like QFs, you know already QFsts will be Alcaraz,Djokovic,Sinner,Zverev,Meddy, etc, it's like watching a movie you've already seen 50 times

Hoping for an early Medvedev tilt

>>149517373
Why watch the first rd of any tournament then? Just go play vidya and check back in for the final weekend

>>149517373
For the love of the game.

>no more ham planet line judges
London has fallen

Watching squid game ngl

>>149517394
Sad.

>>149517397
Oh? You're watching Squid Game over Wimbledon? THE Wimbledon? The BEST Slam? 456 dies.

>>149517415
Not showing his poor arm.

>>149517415
Maria :)

>>149517415
basedface

wonder how long it'll take for them to ban me

>>149517425
Did Victoria beat him again?

>>149517441
... H-hot.

>>149517273
Turn off hardware acceleration in your browser settings.

Too many games
What we watchan?

think the bbc have updated their vpn detection they keep booting me out after about 10 mins

>>149517271
>not believing in mingge
>ishygddt

>>149517448
already did, but thanks anyway

>>149517457
Pretty sure Smart DNS still works

>>149517458
mingge to win Wimbledon? :o

They're not as anal about the all white rule this year

>>149517407
Well here’s a spoiler for YOU - Emma Raducanu loses .

sonay kartal sounds like some bootleg mortal kombat character

>>149517474
looks annoying desu. i'll use freestreams :(

THE Hugo Dellien?

Ok who the FUCK are O Tarvet and L Riedi

Tarvet the new Marcus Willis?

Tien plz

>>149517457
I don't want them spending my loicence fee on blocking our commonwealth cousins, I'm going to write to the director general

Never ceases to amaze me how Ostapenko can move around the court with that much weight

>>149517511
riedi must be on PR but these rankings in a slam r1 is hilarious

knew I should have put a bet on Sonay, she's getting the Wimby boost against Penko

>>149517567
I know right.

>>149517567
Penko is a sturdy lass for sure but she's no Taylor Townsend

Eva :)

Not falling for Sabalenka's PR campaign

Lys wins the first set vs Yuan.

Any hot girl playing rn beside eva?

>>149517605
the whole secretly paying coco a lot of money to forgive her because of the damage it was doing?

is Nick Kyrgios commentating again this year?

he's actually a very good commentator

>>149517617
Sonay Kartal.

>>149517621
Yes also this
https://x.com/wimbledon/status/1938969385810682248?s=46&t=wH-z4s7LRE-ilAHz7wwXxg

>>149517636
No he got fired and was malding about it on twitter

>>149517636
I think I read he's not. Not on the BBC anyway.

>Ons Jobber

Amazing

Ons can just retire from the sport

Ons jobber