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>June 28th DAZN
Gilberto Ramirez vs.Yuniel Dorticos
Floyd Schofield vs. Tevin Farmer

>July 5th DAZN
Jack Catteral vs. Harlem Eubank

>July 12th DAZN
Hamzah Sheeraz vs. Edgar Berlanga
Shakur Stevenson vs. William Zepeda
Alberto Puello vs. Subriel Matias
David Morrell vs. Imam Khataev

>July 19th DAZN
Oleksandr Usyk vs. Daniel Dubois 2
Lawrence Okolie vs. Kevin Lerena

>July 19th Amazon
Mario Barrios vs. Manny Pacquiao
Sebastian Fundora vs. Tim Tszyu 2

>July 19th DAZN
Jesse Rodriguez vs. Phumelele Cafu

>>149477507 (OP)
Fuck Jake Paul
Fuck Trump n White People

We're in here
>>149459939
>>149459939
>>149459939
Use this thread if we hit the bump limit

>>149477608
Didn't even realise there was another thread because whoever made it didn't include /box/ in the title haha.

grim

yeah i'm thinking this is the thread
the other one is annoying to find

>>149478767
>>149477655
The only reason I found this thread was ctl f 'box'

jake beating his ass

You mean the fraud boxer who got obliterated by a 70-year-old MMA fighter isn't competitive with Jake Paul???????

I hope they make Jake fight a real boxer. JCC is a fucking disgrace

Jake I know he's tired, but man's a beast.

>>149489001
Delulu

Chavez up 5-3 rn ytboi need step it up he ain got shih on a real 1

chabes wtf are you doing or not doing. you can tell hes pullin his punches

7-1 Jake

Jake Paul is the Zhang of cruiserweight. For 4 rounds he's the most dangerous guy in the division but after that he's fooked.

Jake stunned

GO JAKE

would be funny if Chavez gets a robbery here

Imagine paying to watch this lol

You retards don’t seriously think this is a real fight, do you? Chavez is paid to lose. He isn’t even throwing punches.

anyone who thinks chavez isn't trying to win at this point is a literal retard

Someone link a stream pl0x0rz :-)

>"bring respect back to boxing"
>Fansly on the ropes

Jake legit holds the second a punch lands

Come on Chavez knock this BUM out

>>149489139
>not using a piss-can

7-2 Jake

JR KO NEXT ROUND

>>149489181
I mean Chavez Jr. has always been a bum but yeah probably throwing the towel for money

Hate to say it but Jake isn't ready for Zurdo

>>149489227
gotta hold it to retain that adrenaline

Who was that cute ring girl on the right side? She was wifey material

>you're losing, you've gotta knock him out to win

Well, at least JCCjr's corner realize sit.

JR FALLS

>>149489267
Oscar's corner in shambles

Commentary is crazy biased

FINLAND

No he did not win over any of the old fans back. JCC needs to fucking retire already

COMFY RIOTS COMING UP

MEXICAN SPO-ACK!!!

Jake won the fight bur Jr. won the story.

Jake won.

Jake wins

Rigged lol

does jake have a chin /box/? he took some punches from a former middleweight champ and it looked like it didnt phase him

Yikes very very very gay and fake. Make me questioning everything in life.

7-3 Jake.

If only Jr threw ANY punch in rounds 1-3.

Garbage, disappointment to his father, to boxing, and to Mexico as well.

The absolute state of Jake Paul getting saved by the ref lel

jake just buck broke an entire family name

Chavez was so eager to clinch with this guy. Total fucking money laundering fight.

I hope Jake doesn’t fight Froch he’d probably knock him out

>>149489370
he knew paul would gas. his strategy was to turn it on late and go for the ko

i think his dad had hopes for him but he wasnt throwing punches at all.

>>149489360
No, dude. He has no punch resistance. Anything he takes a punch to the face he clinches for 10-20 seconds. He needs to stick to non-boxers and 40+ over-the-hill boxers. Any boxer in the 100-150+ rankings are good too.

I could see Chavez holding back in the 9th when after he landed a big shot haha

Can't believe they are making a trilogy of this Paul vs Chavez this fight wasn't even amateur tier.

>>149489380
u mad as fuck, your boy was crying the whole match about low blows

GOAT

>>149489360
My conspiracy theory is that he is holding back and is actually a deadly fighter. His Woodley was his inner racist coming out one time accidentally told him to punch real.

>>149489388
He was clearly trying to win and got his face punched in. Not rigged.

>>149489393
He needs to do cardial and work on stamina. He has it otherwise.

Chavez Jr said he won 3 rounds to Jake as well. He knows.

>>149489401
Cope it's all theater

>>149489360
He literally clinched Everytime Jr landed and was trying to walk him down.

needs a rematch, 12 rounds

>>149489423
Suck my corey

Please Usyk do an exhibition just to kill this wigger

>>149489332
Jr is going to get anexado by his dad again kek

>>149489370
He's been a disgrace for over a decade you fucking casual

They should make the Jake vs Conor McTapper fight

>>149489388
Huge cope
EL GALLO wins again.

deep down jr is seething he threw his honor for a pile of cash

>>149489414
I'm not mad bro Jr is a well known bum in mexico

Why is the crowd booing these two jewish men?

>>149489360
No.
Chavez jr is just a guy with no honor. He probably sold out for an extra 50k. I feel bad for his dad and coach. His coach looked defeated after the 7 round like "why did I even train this guy" type of face.

>>149489444
so was i imagining those power left hooks chavez was throwing? that was the hardest he's tried in years you dumbass

Jake with his Homelander ahh dialogue.

Alright, time for chicanos to leave theis place.

Chavez literally pulled his punches after hurting Jake lol, Jake definitely makes these dudes sign a contract that entails they aren’t allowed to win or hurt him. He’s never gonna be a ranked fighter and he’s never gonna fight an actual boxer. Just stop watching this dude fight and let him fade out of boxing already

El Gallo = The Cock

why are all, yes all, mexicans so fucking weak?

>>149489497
Xe's a coping latinx. Give xer some space.

Hahaha Hahahaha MEXIMIERDAS BTFO

HIJUEPUTAAAAS Paul fucking owned you losers

>>149489453
>Needs to fight a real boxer like Canelo

>>149489452
Total CHAD profile

This fight perfectly sums up Jrs career. No sense of urgency, no desire, and in the end he just doesn't give a fuck

what the fuck is the point

>>149489497
fucking idiot leaf shill
kys

imagine getting worked by jake paul

>>149489482
He's always been like this lol. He'd rather make money off his father's legacy and smoke weed than actually try and box

>>149489518
Brain-dead take. Chavez was trying his hardest to KO Jake in the last 2 rounds.

TOMMY STOP RUNNIN

>>149489518
he wasn't pulling shit, he's only got like 2 punches in him and then he needs to recover his stamina. he just sucks

>>149489518
No way this fag's attention hasn't dropped significantly already. Chavez Jr? Dude has to be the biggest embarrassment in boxing. Always was.

could midget tank put up a fight against jake paul

I can't stand a thing this beaner is yapping.

I think Jake can take Badou. Badou's gonna be 42 when they fight. Easy title for Jake.

>fucking idiot leaf shill
>kys

>>149489465
May as well. Make the finish be a technical draw for the second fight. Everyone would eat it.

>>149489574
jr was lighting up paul at the end despite being a washed up cokehead, what do you think

>>149489540
blow me you low iq mexican

BASED JAKE MY SON LOVES YOU

>>149489574
Tank would unironically KO him
Margarito Pacquiao type of beatdown

>>149489518
and then Jake lowers both arms and stares at Chavez
Everytime

>>149489585
Jake splits his peanut ahh head in two.

>>149489552
lol no he wasn’t, I wouldn’t expect a Brit to know boxing though since your countries fighters fucking suck
>>149489561
>>149489563
Yes Chavez is a bum and a disgrace but you guys have to remember he is also a crackhead who only cares about money for his addictions. You think this lowly crackhead wouldn’t accept a contract to lose for even an extra 100k? Come on now, the guy doesn’t give a fuck about winning or even boxing

>>149489608
weight classes exist for a reason

Did this jew faggot really say he started with nothing?
Was he not a literal disney child actor?
Did he not ride his brother's online coattails?

>>149489545
That sounds fucking weak lmao. Jr is going to get locked in the druggie center by his dad for 18 more months lmao

>>149489601
post cock

IT'S EVERYDAY BRO LET'S FUCKING GO JAKE PAULERS

>>149489619
maybe he would, but he didn't. he was clearly trying to knock paul out at the end and it started as soon as he sensed paul was tired. you're just blind and don't know what you're seeing

>>149489531
canelo wouldn't and shouldn't fight jake paul. that's beneath him. jake paul is a circus act that wants to short cut his way to a title shot. fuck him

Jake puts Wahid in a coma

>>149489649
Bruh, I literally seen Chavez pull his punches after hurting Jake, it was obvious. the fuck is wrong with you niggas lol

>>149489661
canelo should fight jake paul there's nothing to lose for him

I love Jake, he's always so entertaining. He has learned so much in these meme fights and I hope to see him in an actual fight soon. The whole card was great. TAKE NOTES TURKEY!

Kek at the stats. Jr connected 40% to Paul's 28 but lost cause he spent the first 5 rounds doing nothing

>>149489686
>Outlands him 2:1
Holy MOGGED
mexicanx hermanx, our cope?

>>149489686
JUST

>>149489633
Watch Margario vs pacquiao
Margarito was like 4 weight classes heavier that fight
The skill difference is alot higher between tank and paul too

>>149489619
>though since your countries fighters fucking suck
Surely this post can’t be coming from a leaf??! LMFAO

>>149489688
no you didn't, you're just an idiot. chavez just has shit stamina. his explosions just don't last very long. if you knew shit about boxing you'd know he just sucks

>>149489701
Imagine if JCCjr becomes FOCUSED™ and took boxing serious and THREW HIS HANDS MORE© alongside Broner.

>>149489414
We don't give AF here in México about Chávez Jr career, he is a fucking druggie and he has always sucked. For all I know his brother Omar Chávez was a better boxer but after he literally killed a guy in a Match he decided to retire and seek Jebus Crist religion or some shit with his dad. He also was a realtor.

>>149489701
Chavez Jr. Has always been a bum

>>149489707
tank isn't a swarmer like pacquiao also pacquiao made margarito do a catchweight and rehydration clause

Canada’s finest

>>149489719
Ok you’re definitely a retarded 16 year old who is genuinely a Jake Paul fan or something. Whatever kid enjoy your make belief Jake Paul fights idc and neither does Jr, he’s just happy he gets extra cocaine now

>>149489758
and jake's not a real boxer
tank unironically sleeps him

Does Chavez JR have a son?
Perhaps he will be the one cleansing the family name kek

>>149489771
If you guys get Fury even though he’s an Irish Gypsy then we get Beterbiev on a technicality

>>149489774
he's a shill or a bot. tons of them trying to establish a narrative leading up to the fight

>>149489774
i'm not a fan, i'm just not a hater either. i see things how they are, something you can't relate to. you sound about 19. i'm 39 and have forgotten more about boxing than you will ever know

>>149489794
>born and raised in Russia
No. No you don’t.

>>149489817
You don’t get to make demands because your fighters suck

>>149489697
He sponsored My nigga Timmy so I'm cool with him. He should totally bait Canelo or The Ghost Of Kyiv to a fight

i think paul can beat andre ward he should call him out

>>149489842
Steve Clagett.

>>149489782
Chavez Sr. Always said he wanted his children to be anything else but not a boxer, but JR has this mantra thing were he thinks he has the "legacy" of the family meme thing and his dad has supported his career all the time despite being being against the idea of him being a boxer and a fucking druggie like he was too. Sr literally made a rehab Center to lock in his druggie children lmao

The best fight of the card was undoubtedly SchoGOD.

>>149489933
Chavez sr was a bum anyway. Quit on his stool twice to Oscar.

Fury! Fury! Fury!

>>149477507 (OP)
Looking forward to Jack Catterall winning his fight.
He won his last fight as well.

>>149489843
Hyde starches Paul with one single punch.

>>149489661
Canelo ducked El Gallo.

>>149489524
>Sharty pronouns
Down the hall and to the left. /box/ does not fuck with zesty bucks as yourself.

>>149489923
Counterpoint: Lucas Bahdi.

>>149489529
>HonduMIERDA simping for a youtuber
Central america truly is a loser region, never good at any sport.

>>149490134
>Muh sharty boogieman
latinx cope.

could topuria beat fundora or virgil ortiz jr?

>>149490283
I never rooted for Cokevez Jr, retard. Just saying that you need to go back to where you came from. It's just what you have to do when you shit stuff up.

>149490299
Latinxaboo cope.

>>149490283
>doesn't deny it
Shartinx scum don't even watch sports. You HAVE to go back.

>>149490326
Loving this new cope.

>>149490319
>muh Mexiboogeyman
Paul was guaranteed the win once Beanvez Jr was announced as the opponent.
>>149490334
>doesn't deny it yet again
Budzalito, is that you?

PaulGODS, Timmy Feary is ducking us...

>>149489661
Jake ain't never fighting Canelo even if Canelo agreed to fight him. Why? Canelo ain't taking a dive cuz he's bank account is bigger than Jake's

>>149490359
Other way around, Pablo. Canelita signed his name on the dotted line and backed out last minute because even the idea of fighting El Corey is too scary for someone like him.

>>149490353
Always has been.

Budzalito?
Got exposed, and then immediately ran away while crying about me being some enchilada boogeyman of his.

>>149490382
I mean after the backlash he got for fighting literal bums for the past year fighting Paul would've been the final nail of his career's coffin in the eyes of the mexican audience. Crawford saved his ass and 'nelo better drops that buck or it's literally joever

My GOAT

>>149490456
Bullshit. Everyone wanted that fight deep down when it was simply rumored, Pablito. I don't know how it is at your village, but America wanted the fight ASAP.

>>149477507 (OP)
I snapped the long head of my bicep off practicing punches and doctors wonder what the fuck I did to my shoulder. I think I'd break my hand into tiny bits if I punched someone in the head as hard as I could

>>149490537
Calm down incel chud.

>>149490489
Remarkable.

only watched the zurdo fight and holy fuck he looked fat as fuck, at this rate it wouldnt surprise me if he were to move up to bridgmeme next year

anyone else notice a sharp decrease in Usyk shilling ever since Trump ordered the CIA and USAID to stop funding Ukrainian propaganda?

boxing has been shit

ShaKWAB fears SchoGOD.

>>149490620
I'm fierce >:3

Budzalito did 9/13

Most entertained I've been in boxing since Jake's last fight.

The people's main event

Fury won. Twice.
>>149490677
We're down to 8 numpties protesting a metal band and being told to grow up I'm so glad the circus is over. Warren bless.

Why don't women look at small boxers like this?

>>149491193
*Azn boxers

>>149491193
Would it cost Logan anything to look happy for Jake

>>149491007
pitäskö sun jo hoidella ittes pois täältä

>>149491193
she doesnt see him,she sees money dollars. she's a parasite

Cryan shit talking Oscar again

>>149491504
What a spicy enchilada

>>149491007
>skinny jeans in 2025
Do finnish leftoids really?

>>149491973
Those aren't leftoids bappa they are pro ukraine those are metalheads

just watched the fights
fivey embarrassed himself again kek

>>149476683
>>149476888

>>149492739
Mickaroni supporting ShaKWAB is low of him.

>>149492739
Are you retarded? All I said was the fight should've been right before Dorticos/Zurdo

>>149495830
Fat mexican will do anything but fight Jai

>>149495645
>certainly a better fight than the rest of the fights on the card

>>149495645
Nah nigga you slurp ShaKWAB, stop pivoting

>>149497284
I don't slurp Shakira I just realise that Zepeda is a bum as proven by the fact that he went 24 rounds and has 2 close fights against farmer while Schofield blew him out in a round
>>149496565
Well it WAS more entertaining

>>149495830
A true 50/50 fight if I ever seen one.

>>149497718
ShaKWAB will still lose to Zepeda, he’s bad at dealing with high volume punchers in the center of the ring

Want to see Jake vs:
>Conor McGregor
>Edgar Berlanga
>Devin Haney

>>149491973
>>149492078
I got made fun of for wearing baggy jeans back in 2014 - 2017 (skinny jeans with cuffed ankles was the shit back then). Fucking bastards, now they're wearing one too.

Wilder vs Paul is the fight to make.

For me, it's Inoue vs Paul

>>149487669
>>149487208
Bet you feel real fucking stupid now huh
>>149495830

>>149498815
Unironically loses to all them. Jake is a fat trucker. I’m 80% sure I could knock him out cold.

Lmao

Kino confirmed Sep 20

I sleep

>>149501586
cringe

>>149501709
better than the Benn Eubank shite
Hope Haney gets put to sleep

>>149501762
Wrong. Yankslop is cringe, the first fight was FOTY contender

>>149501794
You’d rather watch Devin run in circles for 12 rounds?

>>149501486
I'm fine with Ryan being a crashout as long as he wins, just like old school boxers, drugs, women, troublemaking on weekdays, fight on the weekends. But alas he hasn't delivered.

>>149499173
Inogay would bow before Paul’s BWC

>>149501865
He should just roid more. This is the problem, he quit suddenly and lost all his mojo.

>>149501858
could be another stinker but this norman buck seems like a live dog so he could smash him up

>>149501821
it was a freak show
weight drained super middleweight managing to beat a drug cheat domestic level welterweight

I'd rather see Benn fight Josh Kelly or even Manny/barios, but if course the casuals will lap this rematch up so those don't make financial sense

>>149501964
I don’t see the problem with any of that as long as it delivers a good night of boxing. The ring walk, fatherly rivalry and everything was great. Boxing needs good stories like that.

>>149502118
I'll watch it but it's slop. Hope there's a decent undercard

>>149502171
It’ll be eggcellent. Get the fathers on the undercard.

So has Paul's limit been found? Going the distance with a retired dude, much smaller than him, who barely even trained and just showed up for a paycheck? It's pretty clear Jake has no business in the ring with an active fighter his own size.

Just how good is Tommy TNT Fury?

>>149502874
Champ level if he was active enough

I need a Fury

That’s why I’m easy
Easy like a GK morning

>>149502874
Dismantled the best yank boxer alive easily

Box it, box it, box it now
Box it good, punch that pussy just like you should
Right now, box it good
Punch that pussy just like you should
My neck, my back
Lick my pussy and my crack

Morecambe up
Morecambe Tyson
Morecambe up
Really feel like flying

>>149499069
It's weird to see kids nowadays dressing the way i was dressing in the mid 2000's, pretty based if you ask me

Me to my corey

>>149504666
Damn unc you old as hell

>>149504666
Why are you observing the way children are dressed Hector?

Tyse and Tone
https://youtube.com/shorts/1xRsM_lJQjI?si=w_z-qctRRd2LLzMv

Tyse beat Itauma’s ass in sparring
https://youtube.com/shorts/_My3RP0xHNE?si=tZkJCosZwiVqh2-Z

So Jake paul is a real boxer now. How long until he gets a title shot?

>>149505271
Already happening
>>149495830

Joseph Joyce

Speak up boxpoofs

Gypsy King, call on me
Call on me, Gypsy King
Come and see me
I'm the same boy I used to be

Fivey Mickenzie
Writing the words of a blog that no one will hear
No one comes near
Look at him working
Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there
What does he care?

All the lonely /box/cels
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely /box/cels
Where do they all belong?

Macorey Gonedhi
Died in the ‘Cord and was buried along with xer name
Nobody came
Fivey Mickenzie
Wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave
No one was saved

All the lonely /box/cels
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely /box/cels
Where do they all belong?

>>149505499
Corey to corey.

>>149508731
Warren-derful tune.

>>149508963
Zurdo appears to have corey shame

When you open up box and it looks like this, you just KNOW not a single decent post has been made in the past 12 hours.

>>149509874
Yank hug/box/

>>149509874
Why do you live in fear?

>>149509874
kek

>>149509874
>I’m scared to death of bongs: the post

>>149509874
Ducking harder than Inogay

>>149509874
At this point they just act as insurance that the threads stay up till fight day when the actual non-schizo posters come back lmao

>>149510750
You are 5 foot 9 in heels

>>149510750
You ugly little man.

im not like the other schizos

>>149510750
It's pretty funny how immediately after the fights are over they go back to the schizospam circlejerking. We'll take the free bumps sure, but the real ones will be back when the fights are on.

You enjoy talking to yourself heemfags! See you next weekend

/box/ anthem
https://youtu.be/uqLD9lrIqBk?si=Q9ygtu1IWmQEgitG

>>149512546
I was named after this song, my mum was very pregnant with me at one of his concerts, and my Dad reached down, rubbed her belly, and said, "Coreys Coming".. I will never be able to listen to this song without crying..

Corey represents a mythical perfection some of us keep looking for

>>149512593
>>149512622
Beautiful…

Corey unites as all

>>149512509
>gone now
A new gonners appears

If the story of Big B’s rise from the ashes to becoming the hero of /box/ doesn’t inspire you, you have no soul.

>>149509874
LMAO

>>149501586
Eubank better sleep Conor Bumm
>>149501709
Ganey will run in fear of getting clipped. Also this just proves that Cryan fucked up by losing to Trolly, that could’ve been him in November instead of Brian Norman Jr.
>>149502874
He’s alright, just needs to fight higher quality opponents. 100% make the Darren Till fight, then rematch Paul to break him on a global scale.

>>149498815
McQuitter will get buck broken once more
Shartlanga is the best opponent here, it would actually be an interesting fight
Ganey will duck, and if he can’t, he will run

>some random poltard mentioned a possibility of riots if Chavez Jr. lost
>jackshit happened in Anaheim post-fight, probably because his own people have already given up on him and weren’t willing to risk jail time over a giant Mexibum, and everyone’s insomnia was cured by the fight regardless
>the PPV buys might be at their lowest for a Paul fight to date, seeing as how there’s been almost no good press for this fight besides the names themselves
Grim. Anyway, Wilder vs Joyce seems like a banger bout.

Now that SchoGOD has made his return to the ring after his illness in Riyadh, Dubois has everything going for him in his rematch against Usyk. I like both, but I’m rooting for DDD in this one. Imagine just how good he’s gotten with several months of training. He might look more poised than how he did against GayJ.

Budzalito?
Ran away while crying about some enchilada boogeyman.

>>149489585
Maybe. Badou Jack’s last fight was closer than it should’ve been on the scorecards, which does show a decay in overall prowess. Regardless, he is 10x the fighter Chavez Jr. is, so it would overall be way more competitive than that fight.

>>149501486
Yep, he’s back on the blow.

Bad sleep, just had a terrible dream Fury was robbed twice in Saudi Arabia, need to head down to the basement and do a few rounds on the heavy bag to get it out my system. Warren forgive me…

>>149513773
>enchilada boogeyman

Canelo is white.

FACT: running bucks are unmarketable.

>>149514930
Viva Europa Cabrones!

Why did Rocky become a homosexual in Rocky 3?
https://youtu.be/AtDbiI4GM7Q?si=82xTJN-Lv0tnOiFT

>>149515201
The buck mist was too strong.

>>149501883
BJC, you mean

>>149515251
Is that a thing?

>Jack Catteral vs. Harlem Eubank
6/10 get to figure out if Harlem is for real and what level jack is at

>Hamzah Sheeraz vs. Edgar Berlanga
7/10 should get a good KO at least even if I think its a mismatch
>Shakur Stevenson vs. William Zepeda
7/10 Won't be a good fight but one is getting exposed
>Alberto Puello vs. Subriel Matias
8/10 good style match up between good fighters
David Morrell vs. Imam Khataev
8/10 good style match up where one gets exposed

>Oleksandr Usyk vs. Daniel Dubois 2
8/10 I dont think the styles will mesh but its between 2 top fighters
>Lawrence Okolie vs. Kevin Lerena
5/10 Dreadful style matchup

>Mario Barrios vs. Manny Pacquiao
3/10 at least it'll be over fast
>Sebastian Fundora vs. Tim Tszyu
8/10 good styles and someone is getting exposed

>Jesse Rodriguez vs. Phumelele Cafu
8/10 Another really good match up

>>149515520
Good
Good
Meh
Never heard of them
Great
Meh
Kino
Heard of them never watched them
Never heard of them

>>149515607
Based Ryan

>>149515367
Yes, Cryan got it when he fought Stank and met up with Mayweather, which is why he busted out the buddy roll in his next fight.

>https://www.boxingscene.com/articles/jai-opetaia-expecting-negotiations-for-showdown-with-gilberto-ramirez
hopefully turki will make this happen for the nov card

>>149515607
unironically true, the difference with your average prospect is that jp is already making a lot of money and hes already famous, I dont even like the guy but some of the criticism he gets is very stupid

>>149515520
Catterall
Berlanga
Zepeda
Puello
Dubois
Okolie
Barrios
Fundora
Rodriguez

If there’s one man you should model your life after. It’s TGK Tyson Fury.

>>149515520
>Won't be a good fight
I agree that zepeda is probably losing that but "one of them is getting exposed" means you're open to zepeda exposing shakur. if shakur gets exposed it will be a good fight, zepeda will never have a boring fight where he's in control
>>149515582
you've never heard of bam?

>>149515953
Actually I have but I never recognised his real name and thought it was just another mexibum

>>149515953
Sometimes a runner gets exposed and its still a bad fight. Remember Ryan vs Haney? Total exposure but also there were long stretches where neither threw a punch. Could also see a ton of holding too

I was sitting all alone
Watching people get it on with each other
They were dancing 'cross the floor
Turning moving back and forth, they were lovers
One more lonely night for me
I looked up, what did I see?
Sexy eyes
Moving 'cross the floor, got me wanting more
Sexy Tyse (sexy Tyse, sexy Tyse)
Sexy Tyse
Getting down with you, I wanna move with you
Sexy Tyse
I got up and took your hand
And we both began to dance to the music
Ooh, your magic cast a spell
It didn't take long 'til we fell, and we knew it
No more lonely nights for me
This is how it's gonna be

Is there a sign outside of my house that says dead buck storage?

Been about a week since Fivey begged and pleaded for me to stop bullying him and I have to say he's only gotten worse

Everywhere I'm lookin' now
I'm surrounded by boxcel poofs
Fury, I can see your halo
You know you're my savin' grace
You're everything I need and more
It's written all over your face
Fury, I can feel your halo
Pray it won't fade away

My name? Trevor Corey.

>>149516346
Talmbout TPB bappa?

>>149515953
ShaKWAB will break the no running rule in that fight. Screencap for when he gets permabanned from Turdki’s events.

>>149515520
I think that Cafu vs Bam is gonna be a bigger mismatch than Bummios vs old man Pac. I just do not see Cafus road to victory at all
>>149513617
Chavez is an absolute embarrassment to everyone and everything you can think off. To boxing, to his family name, to his fans, to his own county, etc. his own father wouldnt be willing to riot over him at this point let alone some random CHI's in the street. I'm glad the ppv buys were low as the WBO and WBA better not let this clown show continue and let Zurdo keep ducking Jai by fighting that bum Paul. also agree on Joyce/Wilder, very fun washed-kino

>why do you hate meeeee
>fivey
Fury won
Twice
Kek
Imithe anois

>>149517504
Kek

Chisora vs Allen and Wilder vs Ngannou MUST happen next.

Gone now.

>>149517463
Frank Warren needs to make that fight happen ASAP.
Also:
>Wasneed calling anyone else a faggot when he let THE Diddler hug and lift him up, and he did jack-fucking-shit about it, also him being zesty every other month
Kek, SchoGOD broke his mind.

Levels.
Berlanga by KO in 7 rounds or less.

>>149518411
Sheeraz is a giga bum, this is a true battle of the bums, think berlanga smokes him.

>>149518431
>Bum Fights went from the streets to legally sanctioned boxing matches
Shartlanga will beat this bum, and then go on to call out Jake Paul for more clout or whatever, and then become a decent undercard filler with a big mouth to help sell fights.

Me on the right

Warm day. Need an ice cold Berry Freeze immediately.

>>149518489
Lucky girls eh?

>>149518686
In some ways yes, but in other ways no since they’ll be comparing every man they meet now to TGK

Tyson Topuria

>>149518411
Paki Brit vs New York mystery meat mutt. Truly a battle for the ages.

Don’t ask Sheeraz what his dad and uncles were doing in Rochdale 15 years ago

>>149518884
If there was any real journalism in boxing, they would ask him this, and Usoyk why he dodged the draft.

>>149518489
Would spaff the second from the end.

See you in a bit, lads. Need to give the corey the Fury Shuffle.

Furysisters have turned on Sheeraz it seems, even though he's a "British" Queensberry fighter

>>149519147
No one ever said that

>>149519147
Well I remember that in his last fight they clearly had to rob the other guy to give him the win. Smart move from Frank to feed him to bumlanga for a paycheck now. Time to cash out.

>>149519147
Queensberry Mandingos are the exception

>I announce tomorrow I ban women boxing
How would you respond?

>>149519849
Iskender and a fanta cheers bossman

Had a great weekend at an unlicensed caravan park racing some stolen dogs

>>149520027
He does look like those mincers who sell cokes on the beach

>>149520415
I get 90s trainers salesman vibes

>>149520440
Kek

>>149519440
He's more of a Turki fighter than a Frank fighter desu

Heem is a bit rough rn what are you lads talmbout in here?

>>149520887
Idk just cut the grass it’s too fucking warm mate

>>149518884
Tell me more...

new schedule

>July 5th DAZN
Jack Catteral vs. Harlem Eubank

>July 12th DAZN
Hamzah Sheeraz vs. Edgar Berlanga
Shakur Stevenson vs. William Zepeda
Alberto Puello vs. Subriel Matias
David Morrell vs. Imam Khataev

>July 19th DAZN
Oleksandr Usyk vs. Daniel Dubois 2
Lawrence Okolie vs. Kevin Lerena

>July 19th Amazon
Mario Barrios vs. Manny Pacquiao
Sebastian Fundora vs. Tim Tszyu 2

>July 19th DAZN
Jesse Rodriguez vs. Phumelele Cafu

>July 26th ESPN
Xander Zayas vs Jorge Garcia Perez

>July 30th N/A
Kenshiro Teraji vs Ricardo Sandoval
Antonio Vargas vs Daigo Higa

if anyone finds out which platforms streaming the teraji fight feel free to add it when you make the the next thread

>when you make the the next thread
Thank God you're not

>>149522925
>Xander Zayas vs Jorge Garcia Perez
you must be doing this on purpose kek

OOOOOOOOHHHH JORGEEE GARCIA PEREZZZZ

OOOOHHHH PHHHUUUMMEEELLLEELLEEE CCCAAAAFFFFUUUUUUU

Bob Arum has dubbed Devin Haney “an ugly weak piece of shit” and said “he wouldn’t even be useful for picking cotton”.

TGK has a long (and thick) corey and I’m tired of pretending he doesn’t.

All day corey pulling session

There's a lot of things that get my goat, but people pretending bumlanga is anything but a bum is certainly one of them.

What bizarro universe did I wake up in where people start pretending like Bumlanga can beat ANYONE with a pulse? Before THE Padraig McRory KO (of which bumlanga was getting thoroughly outboxed by the no name irishman), Bumlanga had four robberies in a row before Top Rank ultimately dropped him. The Canelo fight was a joke as well. I just don't get why people take him seriously. He's always been a meme. I've watched every single one of his fights and I always walk away with the same feeling. I don't think he's improved.

Hamzah Sheeraz is also a hypejob, but I've seen him do more in one fight than Bumlanga has done in his entire career, which is why I'm confident he'll beat Bumlanga. Bumlanga is just that fucking bad.

>>149526810
Wait he almost got beat by an Irishbum?

Canelo will knock out Bud and then lose to Jake Paul, screen cap this.

>>149526810
He's the perfect step-up fight for Jake Paul, two fake gangsters

Tommy Fury is top ten pfp and he beats Canelo and Bud

I’m built like Dave Allen

>>149528147
The Doncaster De La Hoya!

>>149528229
Dazzling!

>>149522979
Vacant world title fight
How do you know so little about boxing so consistently?

>>149526810
Completely agree. Sheeraz should've lost to Adames but his performance in that fight against a legit champ is still far more impressive than anything Berlanga has or will ever do. I think we're just infested with absolute DKSAB'ers at the moment

Are you excited to watch Usyk get sent to the shadow realm in a couple of weeks?

>>149528899
Don’t pretend that you even knew that was happening if you weren’t copy pasting from boxing scene schedule fivey

How many rounds could Inogay last against Dave Allen without running?

>>149529060
I literally said this was happening a week ago
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/148839058/#148857256
You just don't know SHIT about boxing heemlet

>>149529259
>copy pasted from boxing scene
Retard

>>149518400
>He will get his lil bitch ass whooped...

The Irish aren’t sending their best!

>>149526635
Corrr some stamina lad

Although you did miss our investors meeting in the ‘Cord

>>149530000
Checked

Yes, the old Dubois used to be a no-heart coward but ever since the AJ beatdown there's 0 doubt in my mind that this is a new Dubois. A new man with a newfound confidence. Usyk has 0 chance.

>>149526810
Shartlanga has more activity, Shitraz shells up too soon, and both don’t have amazing power but Shartlanga did have a KO streak (until his cans were harder to hit). Why support Shitraz? That fucker should be fighting at 175, kek.

>>149531544
Factual post. Many are saying this.

He saved my life. He saved boxing.

>>149531818
>why support the better fighter bro
I don't have a pony in this race. Sheeraz is plain better. He's dealt with higher level opposition better than bumlanga has. That's it. He's not great either but he's better. Bumlanga has shown me nothing. Name one good performance by him.
>oh well when he was crushing cans he had a le 100% KO ratio
exactly. and that ended when his opposition got raised one tier, he couldn't get any results, gets let go from top rank, and then gifted the Canelo fight for God knows why. Not even Puerto Ricans like this zesty ahh dude. He's a bum. Why would I support him?

We are Furys, our coreys are long.

How is it that Bud has had a successful career while being trained by a morbidly obese retard who can barely move, do trainers even matter?

>>149535096
Also he literally lost to Butterbean kek

Unironically how the fuck does he get to be in the top 15 after beating some washed alcoholic?

Ireland is a shithole.

>>149532591
>name one good performance from Shartlanga
He beat THE Jason Quigley.
>why support him?
Because it’s FUNNY. And because Shitraz isn’t quality Warren material, anyway.

The sanctioning bodies are utterly farcical

>>149536348
there is no way Jake Paul will actually fight Zurdo, right?
he'll fight another "guy with famous name who's either 60, not a boxer or inherited the name from his dad while he himself sucks"

>>149528922
>>149526810
I still can't believe Bumlanga vs Hmm, nah Sheeraz is the main event and Shakur vs William Zepeda is not
I guess it's just pure Turki favoritism for Sheeraz

>>149515607
what a moron
>>149515819
>the difference with your average prospect is that jp is already making a lot of money and hes already famous
Wow is that all?
Ok so the difference is he came into boxing with advantages an "average prospect" doesn't have and therefore he can pick and choose what rigged fights to have to create a completely fake career free of any actual risk.
You don't say dipshit.

>>149515819
>unironically true, the difference with your average prospect is that jp is already making a lot of money and hes already famous
the average prospect doesn't get to beat up a helpless, 60 year old Mike Tyson
the average prospect is expected to have the talent to one day be a serious contender
the average prospect doesn't lose to Tyson Fury's retarded tomato can of a brother

Jake Paul isn't really a prospect in any traditional sense, he's more like Butterbean

>>149536348
Well you see the old sanctioning bodies (WBA and WBC) are hilariously corrupt and just want money and dont care about legitimacy, so they just rank whoever they want in the hopes those fighters will make them the most money.

>>149538310
why won't Canelito sign the contract?

>>149537934
andre ward, baidou jack, Sergey Koavalev would all be good.

>>149539179
Sirgay Cuckalev definitely takes the dive like he did to Shitnelo.

nelo looked so washed in his last fight. He's definitely going to get decisionated by Bud. Then we will hear an endless circle jerk about how bud is the goat

>>149539252
Both Shitnelo and Crawfraud lost their last fights.

>>149536472
>>149533768
Understatements of the year

>Eddie Hearn: "Eubank's made it clear to everyone that he's the only person that acts on his behalf now. We received correspondence to that effect yesterday from Team Eubank to say, 'I'm not signed with anyone.'
Shalom is gonna kill himself what an unbelievably cucked promoter

>>149539578
Lmao he still has Bakole right?

>>149539252
>”washed”
>he faced a dude literally running all 12 rounds and he still laced him up with body shots when he was cornered, almost no one gave William Scum the fight except for the mentally ill contrarian ITT
>Crawbuck struggled with Bumdrimov to the point where he made him look better than he actually was
Budzalito isn’t sending his best.

Yanks:
>HANEY DEFINITELY WON HIS FIGHT BY RUNNING!
Also Yanks:
>SCULL DEFINITELY LOST HIS FIGHT BY RUNNING!

Reminder that Jake Paul is 0-1 against fighters his own size and under the age of 40.

>>149539767
Losing the moral story is often worse than losing the actual fight. Gayny will never be respected.

>>149540129
Could Canelo have beaten Andy Ruiz in 2018 to become unified HW champ?

>>149539767
No one is saying that shit about Ganey except for his loyal fanbase of running buck enthusiasts.

Shakur is a southpaw Haney, nothing more, nothing less. He's just as feather fisted, just as frail and even more of a scared to get hit puss.

Lester Martinez dropped Bud in sparring.

>>149540265
At the VERY least, ShaKWAB has gotten rid of opponents that he had no business in dragging them with him to the final bell, like Yoshino and Padley. ShaKWAB at 135 lbs has had more knockouts than Ganey has had since May 25th, 2019 (6 fucking years without a knockout).
Everything else said about ShaKWAB being a southpaw Ganey is true.

He was the boxing king
Young and sweet only 36
Boxing king
Feel the beat from the heavy bag
You can box, you can jab
Having the time of your life
Oooh, see that GK, watch that scene
Diggin’ the boxing king

>>149537955
ShaKWAB will never headline a PPV because he’s unmarketable.

>>149539578
Warren and Hearn are the only promoters actually worth paying 15% for

Warren.

Did Snatch predict Daniel Dubois and Johnny Fisher?

In GK’s name we pray, Warren.

>>149539252
Who was the last 3 weight undisputed champion? Bob Fitzsimmons?

>>149542882
I googled it and near as I can tell there are 2
Fitzsimmons
Henry Armstrong

>>149541897
Guy Ritchie is a hack. Wannabe Scorsese

>>149543027
Achtually he’s better than Scorsese

>>149535096
Most of the best trainers in the world are failed boxers. If you cant do, teach, as they say. Show me a great trainer that is this decorated champ. They dont exist.

>>149543785
Ben Davidson.

>>149543785
Archie Moore trained Ali and Foreman amongst others

>>149543785
Buddy McGirt

Don Charles had only been with Dubois 14 weeks before the first Usyk fight. Now they’ve been together 2 years.

What the…

>>149543027
YDKSAM
>>149543986
Why is the promo for a literal heavyweight bout where the winner becomes undisputed so fucking scarce to find? I mean, I give a fuck about Usyk vs Dubois 2 because I like that fight a lot, but how come normie news press is always so dry just mere weeks before the actual fight week?

>>149544268
They’ll probably have some big trailers coming out soon but Dubois is pretty autistic so maybe not

Apparently Canelo turned down a 10m Tesla sponsorship because of Elon’s connection to Trump and wacism

>>149544434
Corey of Arabia

>>149544464
Latinx moment.

>>149541408
Be wary of any man who doesn't own a doghouse

>>149544464
>Apparently Canelo turned down a 10m Tesla sponsorship
based, tesla sucks, well all EVs suck
> because of Elon’s connection to Trump and wacism
cringe

>>149544803
Kek

>>149545284
Do Mexicans actually hate Trump?

>>149545389
I think so but im not sure because I dont like talking about politics irl, one thing is for sure, all the media depicts trump as a mexico hater

>>149545735
Little bit of a push n’ a pull

>>149545529
Fuckign sad too, I prefer Mexicans over the Jeets he's bringing in.

>>149545735
Don’t look up Carl Froch’s wife Rachael Cordingley glamour model pictures

>>149544434
That's my king.

It seems GK and GayJ are at the same event right now

>>149546972
Actually maybe not, GayJ is doing some Matchroom rebranding event and GK is at some IBA event in Turkey

>>149546974
He looked way different back then.

Burn, GK, burn
Burn, GK, burn
Burn, GK, burn
Burn, GK, burn (burnin')

To my surprise, listen
100-stories high
People gettin' loose, y'all
They're gettin' down on the roof, do you hear?
The folk was flamin'
Out of control
It was so entertainin'
When the boogie started to explode
I heard somebody say
Fury inferno
(Burn, GK, burn) burn that mother down
(Burn, GK, burn) Fury inferno, yeah
(Burn, GK, burn) burn that mother down (burnin'!)

>>149547024
Got a nose job and hair transplant

THEY LINKED UP??!!

>BOXING CLEVER Tyson Fury’s staggering 9-figure fortune revealed as Gypsy King, 36, banks £195k PER DAY
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/35637647/tyson-fury-fortune-revealed-195k-per-day/

Drunk little poof.

>>149547345
Big Baby is lucky GK was just playing. If he wanted to he could have choked him lifeless right there.

Blogposting little shit.

>>149547442
>Daddy Finland why do you hate meeee ;-/

>>149547024
>>149546974
>>149545735
has he stopped ducking Tyan yet?

>>149547484
Speak of the devil (>>149547469)

>>149547594
Zesty post

>>149547594
Disgusting gay freak.

Wasn't Jr a literal nonce too how can Fivey do this to himself day in and day out

Britain is simply the superior nation. Boxing-wise and everything else.

>>149547345
Love to see TGK around boxing again, hope he comes back.

>>149547369
Deserves every penny and more.

>>149547836
Kek

>>149547855
He makes even more than that since it didn’t disclose his Usyk 2 purse. He probably made upwards of 300k a day. Wow!

>>149548029
I want to see king Fury make at least a milly a day, get him started on the road to overtaking that dosser Elon as the wealthiest man alive.

Imagine filtering the best /box/ posts. Couldn't be me. That's like filtering Bin Laden's letters to America.

>>149548198
I can imagine doing it when that Indian guy was here spamming about GK and Big B, but doing it now? Blasphemy!

Gonedhi... whatever happened there?

>>149548158
This is why I consider every Furocity purchase I make an investment. TGK certainly knows what to do with that money better than me!

>>149548262
Slipped on a curry

You know what they say about travellers

>Give a traveller your money and he'll return it to you with interest

>>149548366
They do excellent tarmac work as well. Always punctual and efficient. A people of many talents.

dave allen entering peak physical condition

>>149548732
chuck him in with wilder

>>149548732
Look at that crater at his foot just from shadow boxing there. The man’s a behemoth. Final boss shit.

>>149548732
rhino vs AJ who wins

>>149548795
GayJ shits himself on the ring walk again

Dubois was a virgin till his late 20’s. He’s our champion.

>>149547594
'Deed, sah, dey ain't nobody hyah 'ceptin' us chickens!

>>149549010
Oh GAD…

>>149547400
>>149547442
>>149547814
You are mentally ill.

>>149549010
GAD's a batty?

>>149549136
Says the guy who filters a whole country because it makes him feel scared

>>149549168
‘Fraid so

>>149549182
Nobody is scared of you outside of the little kids in your neighborhood due to you being known as the local nonce

>>149550040
Stop posting texts from the mother of your children

>>149549168
What gave it away?

>>149549182
Amerimutts bomb whole countries because they're insecure.

>>149550351
Warren wept

>>149552875
Made the new in case this thread got deleted and cut out the slop in the schedule

https://youtu.be/yhjxE2ENSkk?si=fZusfon8U-eGZWsM

Can anyone in /box/ pull this off?

>>149550351
And it's based

>>149550351
You fled to ladyboy land to runaway from your past

>>149553149
I doubt it really affects testosterone that much otherwise nature would be disincentivizing breeding

>>149539252
scull was so happy knowing he lost

these cubans and their style need to be deported

they know what they're doing
they're killing the sport just like how they killed their country

>>149553634
Nature didn't intend for people to be gooning to online porn all day. But it's not just about testosterone but the endorphins, the dopamine, getting too "relaxed", and that sort of thing.

Also you could make the argument that the longer you sustain yourself of sex, your body raises testosterone almost as an encouragement to breed. If you stay in a constant state of cessation, you're not going to reach that animalistic state.

Stick a pony in me pocket
I'll fetch the suitcase from the van
'Cause if you want the best ones
But you don't ask questions
Then Fury, he's your man

'Cause where it all comes from is a mystery
It's like the changing of the seasons
And the tides of the sea
But here's the one that's driving me berserk:
Why do only poofs and boxcels work?

amir khan will heem

Crisp. Flush. Heem.

Sounds like Fivey begging not be picked on anymore. A weak people. Very weak indeed.

what would happen if jack paul fought a boxer

Mark Tyson versus Sal Tomato in freakin' Alcatraz book it Turkey

>>149550213
>Best Opening Ceremony I've seen at the Paralympics. Magical. Divine. Diverse. Incredible setting, classic. It started slowly, but the several acts, the powerful speeches, all add up to top marks. Enchanting. Paris at its best. The French at their most formidable.
What a show...

We can hit 500 and get the turd flushed if we put in the work lads

>I put in the work all day
>I put in the work all day
>Them man are doing this thing part-time
>I'm doing this thing all day

>What? I ain't got a five-foot-nine?
>I do bag work twenty-four hours a day, it's not five-foot-nine
>I can't hear what you are trying to say if you ain't on my vibe
>And if you're talking a AirMax, trust me it's gotta be a 5'9

Gonezo
Kek
Imithe anois

>>149544464
Based move to not be sponsored by those glorified RC cars, but promoting AND drinking your own favorite alcohol brand instead is such kek. KWABnelo better not have a single pint of liquor as he trains for the Crawbuck fight.

>>149555483
>>149555483
>>149555483

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