Thread 149477781

49ers CB Lenoir arrested on obstruction charge
Ex-Ravens PK Tucker gets 10-week suspension
SB LIX performer arrested for halftime protest
Chiefs seek extension for Kan. stadium financing
Bucs ink Bowles, GM Licht to multiyear extensions
Bengals take major step toward extending lease
Browns cut pass rusher Okoronkwo after 2 years
Philbin, key defensive cog on Jets' SB team, dies

My Steelers :)

daily reminder

Well /nfl/?

• 2nd most playoff wins of all time
• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time
• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history
• Highest win rate of all time
• Has more division titles (7) than division loses (5).

• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in the NFL + college.
• Only 28 year old to have 2 MVPs and 3 Superbowl MVPs

>>149477823
Still can't believe this game actually happened. What a time to be alive and living in Philadelphia.

>>149477781 (OP)
She's not drunk enough to be a country singer anymore

Temujin is a strong, female, Latina Raiders fan and my wife. No one bully her!!!

>>149478055
Serious response. If Taylor Swift played football the players would be too scared to injure her and would hold back. The refs would let her get away with dirty shots like punching the players in their balls. I think it would work out. No player would want to be known as the guy who injured Taylor or used too much force on a 100lbs girl.

>TRENDING: #NFL legend Tom Brady has been "chatting it up" and spending time with actress Sydney Sweeney at Jeff Bezos' wedding in Venice.

>Sweeney is the "center of attention” for the single Brady and they've been hanging out together, TMZ reports.

This solidifies him as the GOAT

>>149477838
Lol

>>149477838
HE SHATTERED THE MOLD

Who's next?

>>149478415
Texans followed by Dolphins (assuming global warming makes it so hot Tua can handle the winter weather)

>>149478237
As he's flirting with that girl his ex wife is getting her throat fucked by that jujitsu instructor so yeah. He even got her pregnant.

Do you have any clue how much plowing one has to do to get an old milf like that pregnant. He must have been ploping her 3 times a day

Pro Wrestling and MMA do not compare to the joy I get from the NFL season. Football needs to come back.

>>149478237
>>149478632
Gotta say, I could not care any less about any of this

I was going to draw up a play, but then I got high.
I was going to beat those Chiefs today, but then I got high.
The punt team's on the field, and I know why.
'cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high.

I was going to stop the pass, but then I got high.
The qb would've ended up on his ass, but then I got high.
They're scoring once again, and I know why.
'cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high.

I was gonna run up the score, but then I got high
Could've beat the Chargers like never before, but then I got high.
I didn't go for the scoring record because I'm a clueless anti-football pussy, and I know why!
'cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high.

I planned to tank for Coach Primate Junior, but then I got high.
We started winning, why wasn't it sooner? Because I got high.
I'm going to get fired this year, and I know why!
'cause I got high, 'cause I got high, 'cause I got high.

>>149478055
She touched his wiener.

>>149478759
When your new >white HC loses will you apologize and denounce your racism?

>>149478237
Massive upgrade, good for him. Never understood the attraction to the ugly stick figure Ghisele. I think he was only with her to benefit from her witchcraft spells. Once he solidified himself as the GOAT there was no use for her.

How was he less qualified to be the Raiders' HC than Antonio Pierce?

>>149478999
He clearly can't even dye his mustache properly.

>>149478999
But also they hired McDaniels to replace him. Pierce was after McDaniels.

>>149479116
Though that may be, Antonio Pierce and McDaniels still got far longer leashes than Rich Bisaccia, despite accomplishing less than he did in a far longer span of time.

>>149479187
Probably none of them could ever be long term answers.

>>149478999
Those two Chiefs losses werent pretty

Rammies :P

I pulled out the lighter fluid and torch then threatened to set myself on fire in front of my family again...

>>149480543
Why?

>>149480579
he's a cowboys fan

>>149480579
I overheard them talking about me before I knocked on the door

dumb zogbot barren-cunt whore doesn't know ball

I just threatened to set myself on fire on front of the Browns practice facility if they don't win the Super Bowl this year.......

>>149480543
I used to hit myself and threaten to tell the teachers at school that I was being abused if my mom didn't buy me the videogames I wanted

I set myself on fire and my whole family laughed, my mom even started roasting marshmallows.

>>149481030
I would have actually abused you then.

>>149481136
Chargers fan?

>>149480543
>>149480957
>>149481030
>>149481136
This shit is unironically making me laugh really hard

>>149481263
You're sick. I seriously can't believe you're laughing at these people who are opening up about the darkest, most painful moments of their lives, and your reaction is to call them hilarious? What kind of person sees someone else's trauma and thinks it's a joke? Even if this is just an imageboard, it doesn’t mean empathy goes out the window; have some basic decency and try to remember that there's a human being behind every post, not everything has to be turned into a punchline.

I have a confession to make.....

>>149477781 (OP)
>We're going to get either Taylor Swift or another has-been or FOTM rapper for the halftime show
Bros I just want the Killers to do it once.

>>149481765
Lol. Well done anon.

turn this bussy into a punchline

What's the best and worst case scenario for your team?

Best case: The Saints suck and get a top 5 pick
Worst case: They win 6-7 games and get bounced out of the top 10

>>149481876
I feel you anon.
If The Killers, Coldplay, Explosions in The Sky, or Beach House perform next year in Coachella, I'm going. My sister's have been begging me to take them but most of today's music is just slop.

>>149481876
>Mr. Brightside
>Human
What other iconic songs do they have though? Somebody Told Me is a big stretch.

>>149482382
When You Were Young is a banger and I barely rate The Killers

>>149482550
I forgot about that one. That is a great song.

>>149482382
>All These Things That I've Done
>When You Were Young
>Read My Mind
Honestly most of Hot Fuss and Sam's Town.

>>149481876
The Killers are has-beens, anon

>>149482674
That means they're a perfect fit

>>149482162
>Back2back supa bow champz
>Miss the playoffs and have to watch goy boyz or cumhandlers in the postseason

>>149482316
>Coldplay

>>149483042
Your team is way too good for the latter to happen. I don't see anyway they don't win 14+ games

>>149482316
Explosions are really good live

>>149483144
we are talking about the philadelphia eagles

>>149483219
The only time I saw them live was the one time I went to Coachella in 2012

>>149483298
I know. They're the best team in the league.

>>149483499
are you unaware of the philly boom-bust cycle?

>>149483144
>I don't see anyway they don't win 14+ games
>third hardest schedule in the league

>>149482162
>Best
Winning it all
>Worst
Daniels gets injured and we lose 10+ games

*kneels respectfully towards you*

>>149483817
the fatwah has already been issued on Jaden Traniels

>>149482162
>Best case:
Win Superbowl
>Worst case:
The worst Mahomes has ever done is lose in overtime of conference championships.

>>149483298
>>149483144
Iggles got lucky. Every offensive player on the Chiefs was injured and the same happened to the Lions but on defense. Chiefs had no chemistry by the time the Superbowl was played. The 2022 superbowl is what it would have looked like if not for the freak of nature injury luck.

>>149483042
>goy boyz
>postseason
They are unironically going to finish behind the Giants in the division

>>149483876
Why did chuds get so upset by a completely voluntary gesture?

>>149483957
Cope harder

Texans Bills AFCCG
Rams Bucs NFCCG
Book it

>>149483727
They've beaten the vast majority of good teams they've faced over the past few years

>>149484058
It was what came after

>>149483876
I won't lie, kneeling was still respectful in retrospect.

>>149484064
>>149484102
>>149484152
Thought experiment. How badly would the iggles be if they lost their WR1, WR2, WR3, RB1, RB2, kicker, all but 2 of their TEs, and went through 4 starters at the left tackle position? Mahomes is the only one who could carry a team like that to the owl and have the best win record in the league.

>>149483042
>>Back2back supa bow champz
Brady and Mahomes are the last QBs to make consecutive superbowl appearances in multiple decades. Jalen Hurts might have a super team carrying him but he isn't about that life. Brady is him. Mahomes is him. Jalen ain't him.

>>149484192
>the past few years
>in the past
there's your answer dum dum

>>149484253
>Brady and Mahomes are the last QBs to *WIN* consecutive superbowls

>>149484253
Sounds like cope. They made it to the super bowl and got BTFO. Just learn to live with it.

>>149484253
Hurts has been to 2 of the last 3 superbowls, nobody's disrespecting your "GOAT" by suggesting the Eagles could go back2back next season.

>>149484295
And what reason do I have to believe that they won't do the same this year? They still have all of the components that pushed them to victory over great teams.

>>149484359
Jalen could make it to another Superbowl, it's just highly unlikely he wins it. In the last 3 decades:

John Elway Won Super Bowl (1998)
John Elway Won Super Bowl (1999)

Tom Brady Won Super Bowl (2004)
Tom Brady Won Super Bowl (2005)

Patrick Mahomes Won Super Bowl (2022)
Patrick Mahomes Won Super Bowl (2023)

A small ball club should never have to give up a home game to play an international game against a more popular team with a significantly larger fan base

>>149484253
Here's the entire list of Chiefs players that had an injury designation for the super bowl. The only one that's even close to relevant is Rice, and he's not exactly a pro-bowler.

>>149484481
You got something particular you're referencing or..?

>>149484551
Uh oh, Nonny about to have another melty!

If Pat Mahomes had leadership skills he would've inspired his teammates to play through their injuries

Based Toom fucking 10/10 white pussy while mutthomo stays faithful to his mudshark wife and kelce keeps plugging his tranny ass (((girlfriend)))

>>149484551
A player missing a lot of games in the regular season is not going to be ready for the superbowl. Do you honestly think a guy like Pacheco and Hollywood who had broken bones and missed most of the regular season are going to perform in the Superbowl. Not to mention their lack of chemistry. There's a reason Worthy a 169lbs rookie was their highest contributor.

Is Goff the best QB in the NFC North? grim

>>149484728
>10/10

Lol not even close. She has a great rack but she's a 6 at best

Super Bowl Champs

>>149484820
Be quiet ramesh the civilized people are talking

>>149484866
You're a mutt goblin you're closer to Indian than I am

>>149484644
>>149484634
>>149484551
There's an ASTERISK next to the iggles Super Bowl win. Look at the Chiefs Super Bowl roster.
>Worthy (WR)
He's a 169lbs rookie. The average USA female weighs 170lbs, yet he was their best option.
>Kelce (TE)
He's old enough to be your father.
>Hopkins (WR)
He was coming off a leg tear and hardly knew the playbook due to him only being on the team for a few weeks
>JuJu (WR)
He missed multiple games due to injury and is washed. He was so bad he got benched on the Patriots.
>Hollywood Brown (WR)
He missed the entire regular season due to injury. It's impossible to perform with no reps.
>Kareem (RB)
He came off the couch and joined the team after they lost their RB1 and RB2. He was so bad the Browns didn't want him.
>Pacheco (RB)
Missed the entire regular season due to his leg breaking. You try performing after your leg just broke in two.
>Noah Gray (TE)
Him and Worthy are the only consistent option he had.

Didn't read

ACKsterisk

>>149485036
I forgot you're just a kiwi troll only here to shitpost. I'll start ignoring your post then, shouldn't be hard with your flag.

>I'll start ignoring your posts then
You won't, but the saddest lies are the ones we tell ourselves

>>149484820
Still would

>>149484192
Which 3 teams (max) do you think will beat the Eagles?

>>149485073
A few injuries happening is expected. It only becomes fluky when it's an absurd amount of injuries. The official rules for flukes is:
>If your QB gets injured you can say it was a fluke loss
>If you have a >black HC you can say the loss was a fluke.
>If 2 or more of your OL gets injured you can say it's a fluke loss.
>If your WR1, WR2, WR3. RB1, RB2, LT, etc.... all get injured then your entire season is a fluke and you're just making it to the Superbowl is a win at that point.

Did all those injuries happen between the AFCCG and the Super Bowl

>>149485228
Noooooo! These middle of the season injuries in games where we were repeatedly bailed out by the refs are what matter!

>>149485228
These injuries happened through out the regular season. The Chiefs, Lions, and 49ers all had unusual injury luck so their players were never able to build chemistry through the season. Should be an asterisk for the iggles "win".

>>149477823
Mahomes probably didn't even see him in the camouflage outfit

>>149485265
>The Kansas City Chiefs are the first team since 1927 to play a game on every day of the week except Tuesday
Injuries are more likely to happen due to this unprecedented scheduling. The league owed them ref support to make up for this fuckery.

>>149484600
Packers "@" Eagles opener last season, Chiefs "@" Chargers upcoming opener.

why can't they just accept they got their ass beat by an all-time great team?

>>149485331
>It's the injuries
>It's the guard/tackle
>It's the defense
>It's the schedule
>It's the coaching

>>149477823
White CBs made the mutt seethe fr fr

>>149485382
Because we just saw this matchup in 2022. The Chiefs dominated them when they had a healthy roster. Come and see me in week #2 when my Chiefs get a rematch against the Eagles. I want a full apology. Screenshot this post.

>>149484192
>over the past few years
This is such an unfathomable lack of ball knowledge. The Eagles are a good team, but you clearly have no idea that, in order to win 14+ games, you need to be good AND face shitters. The Lions and Chiefs got to feast on the NFCS and AFCS. The Eagles got to feast on the NFCS and AFCN (shit outside of the Ravens). The Eagles face the AFCW, NFCN, and then the Bills, Bucs, and Rams. That's a fucking hard schedule. They're going to have to put 100% of themselves into pretty much every game, and that's not sustainable over 18 weeks. Not just injuries, but general wear and fatigue from running the gauntlet will set in. The Eagles might still be the 1 seed in the NFC, but no way they win more than 13 games

2022 has an asterisk because of slip and slide grass.

>>149485460
>The Eagles are a good team
Not that anon but the Eagles aren't a good team. They are a great team with the best GM in the league. Probably the most stacked roster in the last decade.

>>149485488
>slip and slide grass that impacted both teams

>>149485549
>injuries that impacted both teams

>>149481876
The Killers would be perfect for the Chiefs/Mahomes, because they have that one song about being a cuck.

>>149484453
it sounds like you will be super fucking mad if he does

>>149485423
>>149485634
Chiefs aren't a poverty franchise like your Raiders so we don't make excuses. The iggles were the better team. But if the Chiefs were healthy win (or lose) it wouldn't have been a blowout.

>>149481876
Sorry chuds, it's gonna be Green Day and they changed they lyrics to their hit song to say "I'm not a part of a MAGA agenda." Burrrrn!

>>149485718
>we don't make excuses
>but
>but
>but
>if
>if
>if
LMAO

>>149485718
>it wouldn't have been a blowout
fucking Kreskin right fucking here bros. fuck off douche.

>>149485451
Oh shit, so this has it's basis in reality.

>>149485704
>it sounds like you will be super fucking mad if he does
Chiefs fans have no hate for iggles. We see them as our little brother that we bullied one too many times. Chiefs have no rivals in this era. Eagles need to win another ring to earn the title of rival. We're 1-1 in the owl.

>>149485028
alright cool I can do that too
the Chiefs got lucky in LVII because they were handed a field that completely neutralized the Eagles' greatest strength
>inb4 NOOOOOOO THAT'S DIFFERENT B-B-BECAUSE IT JUST IS, OKAY!?!?

>>149485832
>we x2
>our
>we're

>>149485207
>QB gets injured
>wins anyway

>>149485818
>bobblehead pajeet mahomie

DO NOT REDEEM IT

>>149485761
he's such a coping retard lmao
he's already got his copes in the chamber for this season

>>149485890
He doesn't know who that is since he started watching 5 years ago.
This dumbass thinks that if a player didn't play every snap of of every game there's no "chemistry" and their talent basically evaporates.

>>149485962
>This dumbass
>tripfag
like poetry

>>149485990
>Doesn't even ponder denying it

>>149477781 (OP)
Isnt most fandom just where you're born/where you live?

>>149485858
The only way to beat the Chiefs in 2022 was to throw the ball which Jalen did. Mahomes set the record of most total yards in that season and had 41 TDs. You can't beat a gunslinger by running the ball or relying on tush push. Eagles did everything right aside from wearing the wrong cleats. They just couldn't hang.

>>149486034
>tripqueer
>pedo enabler cartoon fag
>doesn't even deny being a queer

>>149485452
This honestly. Enjoy your temporary victory lap. This loss is the worst thing to happen to the NFL because now they're going to be locked in and committed to getting back better than ever. You're out of you mind if you think that it will be a decade before the Chiefs get back to the Super Bowl, in fact you'll probably be right back to seething like a bitch and blaming the refs exactly a year from now. Your team is shit. The players are shit. The coaches are shit. The front office is shit. You wish that you could even see your team get blown out in the Super Bowl but of course they'll never make it that far let alone have a sliver of the success Mahomes and the Chiefs have had ever since he has been a starter. I'll be back to watching my team in the owl next year with a W meanwhile you'll die before the pile of shit you root ever wins anything.

>>149485962
>He doesn't know who that is since he started watching 5 years ago
I was watching football before you were born zoomer.

>>149477781 (OP)
>>149477899
>>149478055
>>149478995
>>149484634
>>149484847
>>149485761
>>149486034
Built for BBC
(Big Bronco Cock)

>>149485962
>Snap multiple leg bones.
>Miss entire regular season.
>Yet magically play 100% in the Superbowl.
You've been watching too much anime kid. The real world doesn't work that way.

Hahaha nuggies

What are ways to prove someones not a bandwagon?
Ill start. T-shirt that has a teams old logo.

>>149486148
And this isn't sad how?

>>149486438
If the team is shitty then you're allowed to join them at any time. It's only bad if you join a dynasty or a team that just won the super bowl.

>>149485890
Speaking of injured QBs. If your backup QB is able to win a game for you then that means your QB is a FRAUD. Jalen and Burrow sat out games and their teams won without them.

>>149486126
lol do you have this saved to a txt doc you little autist?
or is this supposed to be a pasta?

>>149486631
is that how chiefaggots cope with getting raped by the broncos?

>>149486675
I don't know if that's pasta but it's good to see I'm not the only Chiefs fan on here.

>>149486438
Knowing ball

>>149486471
This, but put actual thought into which shitty team you pick. For reasons unknown, I put all my stocks into Chicago sports after the bears got bustin and now my fate is in the hands of a fag with arm talent. At least my cubbies are doing good

I saw a clip of the kelce bros podcast on TikTok today. Which made me ponder “who the fuck listens to this?”

>>149486359
fumblerooski-doo!

>>149486729
The Chiefs just didn't want to let the Bengals into the playoffs so they let the Broncos win.

>>149486755
No matter how bad it gets you're not allowed to change teams now. You are stuck.

>>149486846
YEOWCH!!! RIGHT IN THE KEKHOLE!!!!!

Teams in 2025 who you think get too much hype?
>Niners
>Broncos
>Packers

>>149486747
if those are other chiefs fans then I wouldn't know how to feel having to like the same team as dudes that really enjoy posting nikado's blown out asshole, which I had to cover up

>>149486675
I have it saved in my notes. Yes. Why wouldn't I?

>>149486872
Do you have the original image without the text?

>>149486886
how he slow down da ball liek dat?

>>149486912
>Niners
They had bad injury luck in 2024. They should be decent in 2025.
>>Broncos
They had an elite defense. When your defense is holding teams to 16 points you can win regardless of your QB play.
>Packers
They are the "just need one more year" franchise. Everyone thinks this year will be the one when they are finally ready.

>>149486921
I dunno I figured there was a chance you weren't autistic

*Only QB in NFL history to throw a pick-six to a White CB playing in his first SB on his birthday.

>>149486952
It's a technique that requires decades of practice, and yet in just a few years...

>>149486952
backspin. truly mutthomes-esque. he is SUCH an innovator.

>>149487005
BEFORE THE AGE OF 30, NO LESS

>>149487018
>It's a technique that requires decades of practice, and yet in just a few years...
but enough about your special blowjob maneuvers that you give blowjobs to guys with you big dirty whore, you.

>>149486938
Nope. I purged my NFL folder after my Chiefs got blown out in the Super Bowl and went into hiding. All my stats are gone. I have to rebuild.

>>149487092
???
Why are you gay?

>>149487108
Honestly should have just killed yourself and your entire family instead of going into hiding and showing back up here.

>>149487139
Because I enjoy man-lips on my cock over a woman's.

Speaking of OG material...

>>149487211
>willingly contacting a janny
kys

>>149487211
>fake image

>>149487211
go back

>>149487241
>y
I wish he had, but sadly, it took his wittle mutthomes getting summarily btfo in the owl for him to give off that illusion.

>>149487262
I wish I could fabricate seethe of this level. No, no. This is 100% pure muttlover cope and seethe over NFL webms being posted, occasionally, in the NFL threads.

>>149477968
There has literally never been a good time to be living in Philadelphia

>>149487348
It's Always Sunny there, though.

Mahomes has one of the best TD:INT ratio of all time at this age so why would webms of him throwing INTs bother anyone?

>>149487348
That's the joke dumbass.

>>149487381
Always sunny in this bussy

>>149487211
>no webm of submitting it to the jannies
you need to go back....

>>149477823
>Tom Brady is the only QB in NFL history to throw a pick 6 in the Superbowl and still win

>>149487388
Good question. Ask the muttlover. I'm just here posting NFL webms.

>>149487410
She, the muttlover, posted the OG image. Don't get mad at me.

>>149487424
It's called being a defense baby. He could make mistakes and still be carried by Belichick's D.

>>149487211
>Contacting the moderators yknow that's like... it's akin to willingly going into the belly of the beast. You might not like what you find down there. Jung writes about this type of thing quite a lot and I agree with him. Where there's chaos there's growth but it comes at cost. You have to decide whether that's something you have the mental currency to undertake

>>149486971
I agree they should be decent. But I think people project them to have an outstanding regular season based on their schedule. And I think that SF will stumble on their own division.

>>149487410
Umm not sure why you think its okay to poke fun at Saint Floyd of Fentanyl, but I'm giving you one chance to apologize to the Blacks.

>>149487468
>Jung writes about
I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THIS FUCK
SAME WITH THE ALLEGORY OF GAYTO'S CAVE
WE ALL HEARD IT BEFORE! NOBODY CARES! HAVE SOME NEW FUCKING IDEAS FOR ONCE IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE OH MY FUCKING GOD!

>spammer
>she's still crying that posting NFL-related webms in the NFL thread is "muhhhh spam" because it makes her piddle in her panties
kwab. Go ahead, sweetie. Tell us more about your spider-web investigation tying me to some team you seethe about endlessly.

>>149487468
>PHENOMENAL TAKE. No, check that, EXTRA SUPER PHENOMENAL TAKE. Looks like we got a new front runner in the Smack Off. Back to the phones now, Tru'Vayquanameous Turner in Detroit, what do you got?

>>149487614
This guy's cadence and smug enunciation is really what makes me want to hit him in the face with a tire iron.

Is Mahomes the GOAT? No, but he's best we've seen at this age since he has the:
Most MVPs
Most Super Bowls
Most playoff wins
Most TDs per game
Most Yards per game

>>149487661
And the little dramatic pauses he does.

>>149487661
fuck off Jim

>>149487722
If I was Jim, I would have posted it like: This guy's. Cadence. And SMUG. Enunciation.............................................is really what makes me. WANT. Want ok? To hit him in the FACE withatireiron.

>>149487855
Scratch that, with a baseball bat.

>>149487722
based double dubs

https://youtu.be/MGURUXNfL2s

Neat, so anyways. 7>3.

>>149487766
>>149487976
Mahomes at age 29 has been to more owls than Brady and Montana. We don't know what Brady's stats would have looked like in his 5th owl since he wasn't good enough to make it to 4 of them in his 20s. He was too busy having early 1st round exits or missing the playoffs.

Neat. So anyways. 7>3.

>>149488008
Mahomes already fell off the last two years. Nice run, but not the GOAT.

>by age 29

Pat isn't interested in anything close to 29

>It was all him, not the NuFL pushing the black qb narrative into overdrive.
Uh huh....

>>149488108
>Mahomes already fell off the last two years
If falling off means going to 3 straight owls I hope he keeps falling off. Brady was doing the opposite and was getting better you say? I wonder what Brady was doing at this age? Oh wait, early playoff exit, losing superbowl, and missing playoffs.

>>149488185
Enjoy being even more disappointed than your parents were to find out you weren't a boy.

>>149488185
I wonder when Brady was cucked 0-24 at the halftime of a Super Bowl and lost the game like a cuckold.

>Tom Brady won another 4 Super Bowls surely Mahomo will too

Retard logic by retarded subhumans. Kill yourselves.

>>149488185
Mahomes feasted off screen passes more than any QB last season and was one of the worst deep ball throwers in the league. Yards, TD, passer rating, etc., all down the last two years.

>listen...
*adjusts mic*
>the New England Patriots got the Quarterback, they got the coach but when I look at the rest of that roster...
*wry chuckle*
>I mean you've got a gimpy whiny drug dealing nigger Steffon Diggs supposedly leading your WR room, you've got a who's who of cap casualties on the O line, a front 7 that's seemingly allergic to sacks and a secondary I wouldn't task with covering a weather report let alone NFL receivers
*exaggerated shrug*
>this is what happens when you have owners like the Krafts who are more focused on people wearing pins than hanging banners. Newsflash Robert, This isn't Tel Aviv. You're not trying to kill kids in this country. You're not going against defenseless civilians. This is the NFL. Either get with the program or get with the Pogrom
*barely contains laughter*
>Joy with the large fake breasts

>>149488270
>I wonder when Brady was cucked 0-24 at the halftime of a Super Bowl and lost the game like a cuckold.
Again, we'll never know since Brady wasn't good enough to make it to this many superbowls in his 20s. He lost to the Josh Allens and Lamars of his era.

>>149488367
>>Joy with the large fake breasts
Is this supposed to be a knock (no pun intended) on the show?

>>149488398
>or so my grand-pappy told me while he read the archives
Sweetie, go to bed. It's way past your bedtime.

>>149488367
>"Nigger"? Come on, Colin, you're better than that..............at least I thought you were....

>>149488398
If anything Brady had more chances to choke because he went to more Super Bowls you down syndrome fuck. And guess what? He still never got cucked as hard as Mahomo!! You're a fucking retard btw

>>149488354
Yet somehow still has the best resume of every QB to ever play the game.
>Mahomes feasted off screen passes more than any QB last season and was one of the worst deep ball throwers in the league.
He doesn't have the personnel to do deep passes since everyone got injured and had a shaky oline. His mediocre passer rating of 92 is Josh Allen's career passer rating. So even at his worse he's still better than the 2nd best QB of this era.
His stats in the post season are still godlike though.

*ahem*

>>149488571
How Godlike is scoring 0 points in an entire half in a Super Bowl

>>149488571
Because Josh Allen was a project dual threat QB coming out of college. You don't know ball.

>>149488483
A young and inexperienced QB in his 20s going to so many championship games is not the same as a seasoned veteran going to his 5th superbowl. Brady was a grown man by the time he made it to his 5th. Mahomes isn't even in his prime. Having Belichick's elite defense prevents blowouts btw.

The roar has been restored

>mutthomes isn't even in his prime
Agreed, plenty of mutthomes bussy getting blown outs games to go.

>>149488695
What a weak response. Please tell me how Brady was never 0-24 at the half of a Super Bowl despite playing in 4 more than Mahomo. Down syndrome logic like "B-Brady has more experience" does not apply.

Mahomes is 30 this year retard stop acting like he's 24

Roaring into a new season

>this 30 year old on the athletic decline hasn't reached his peak yet

Lolel

>>149488618
Brady has been to 20+ post seasons. Mahomes playoff passer rating in the last 2 seasons is tied with Brady's 3rd and 4th best. Mahomes has the best passer rating of all time in the playoffs and is #1 in every category be it wins, TDs per game, yards, etc.... he's already 2nd place of all time in pass TDs before his 30th birthday.
>>149488676
The point is that Allen is considered the 2nd best QB of this era yet Mahomes "bad seasons" is on par with Allen's career passer rating. Even at his worse he still dominates Allen, Lamar, and Burrow in the playoffs.

>>149488929
>Brady has had more success

Yes everyone knows that. No one gives a fuck about your passer rating shit btw I'm talking about gametime scores not your coping mechanism

BOGGED TO THE NOG

So, anyways.

>be down 24 at the half in a super bowl
>b-but my passer rating

>>149488832
>>149488877
>What a weak response. Please tell me how an adult with 15 years of driving experience doesn't crash when traveling across the country compared to a 16 year old driver who crashed my car. Why did the more experienced driver not crash?

>>149488929
Using passer rating against a dual threat QB to prop up Mahomes, who is on an obvious decline, as #1 over Brady is madness.

>>149489105
>let me use a retarded analogy that has no relation or logic to the fact at hand to try to save face because the cold hard facts are not in my favor


0-24

Done.

>>149488997
>>149488618
>>149488354
Which one of these guys have a better resume than Mahomes? Fun fact he has more pass TDs than Brady and Peyton combined in the playoffs at this age. If he's bad what does that make them?

>>149489105
Agreed, we need to give this rookie QB guy Mahomes a break, guys. He's clearly the best ever.

>>149489173
Fun fact Brady has never been down 0-24 in a Super Bowl despite playing in 4 more than Mahomes

>>149489173
This guy:
>>149487766
"At that age"...You can speculate and do the "on pace for" stuff all you want for fun, but thats all it is. It takes more than being on pace for something to be the GOAT.

>>149489289
Mahomes could die of anal cancer tomorrow and this faggot would talk about how Mahomes would have won 5 more Super Bowls had he not

>>149488458
Looks like Dan Campbell crossed with Matthew Mcconaughey

>>149489120
>>149489237
>>149488997
>who is on an obvious decline
The post season stats is all that matters and his stats have been elite in the last 3 years. What point of he has the best post season stats in NFL history do you not understand. Fun fact, Brady only had a passer rating over 100 a total of 4 times, Mahomes had it 5 times and counting
>No one gives a fuck about your passer rating shit btw
Okay so what stats do you care about? TDs, yards, TD:INT ratio, or wins? He's #1 in all those in the playoffs.

>>149489374
does not weirdo

>>149489237
Brady was missing the playoffs against randos in his 20s. He wasn't good enough to make it to 4, let alone 5 owls by age 29, so how can you speculate and argue he would have done better at that age?

>>149486886
>>149486952
Jalen Hurts has played for 5 seasons and has 10 pass TDs and only 3 INTs which is impressive.....except Mahomes had 10 TDs and 2 INTs in just one Super Bowl run.

>>149488572
I support you in general but this seems like a bad choice of webm to prove your point with

>>149489704
Who cares?

>He thinks Mahomes is going to win another Super Bowl

LOL

His 3 Owls were given to him because of refs and roughing the passer flags

Now those roughing the passer flags will be picked up this year after the new rules

It's over for this Mahomes

>>149489738
This is bad logic.
>Chiefs only won due to refs.
>The refs are going to sabotage the Chiefs by overturning their flags

Enough spam, let's talk about football. Does >your team have a good O-line?

>>149478237

Brady can't stop winning.

Will he recover in time for the start of the season?

>>149489838
>Eagles, Broncos, Lions
I knew their QBs were all O-line babies.

>>149489875
Doesn't necessarily mean they are

>>149489873
Recover from what?

>>149489875
Nix is. Goff kind of is. Hurts isn't.

>>149489896
Not sure, but seems pretty bad if he was laid up in a hospital bed looking like that.

>>149483876
>>149484058
>voluntary gesture

It wasn't voluntary for his employer, on his employer's property, in his employer's uniform, while on his employer's time.

Try pulling that shit at the Taco Bell you work at and see how longer it takes for them to fire you.

I don't know why olinemen aren't the highest paid players on the field. If you had an elite OL any WR can get open. They need to underpay WRs and overpay olinemen.

>>149489781
>Chiefs only won due to refs

Oh summer child.

>>149489489
Totally does. Face is Dan, head is Matt

>>149477781 (OP)
Don't really get why people make Taylor Swift out to be amazing looking. She has a nice face sure but the way people go on you'd think she was a modern day Helen of Troy or something

>>149489934
You're completely retarded

>>149489999
I like Goff, but he always stands weird

>>149489999
One 9 for each int he threw in the divisional round

>>149487424

Oh yeah, top this:

>>149490058
He should have thrown 6+ pass TDs desu

>>149489873
He's been absolutely mindbroken since.

He thinks I'm a Lions fan on multiple devices

(Reddit spacing)

Went from
>He's going to be the GOAT when he threepeats
Then
>Umm akshually.hes the best before age 29

Then he'll spam some Nick Wright screen shots
But if you bring up the refs he'll throw a tantrum

LOL

>>149489873
>>149489924
I can't imagine him being mad over the loss or going into try hard mode seeing how he's never had a bad season.

2018 Won MVP, lost AFCCG
2019 Won Superbowl
2020 Lost Superbowl
2021 Lost AFCCG
2022 Won Super and MVP
2023 Won Superbowl
2024 Lost Superbowl

>>149490100
Then he's not a true competitor and I will never respect him.

>>149490082
You're a Broncos fan.

>>149489934
>>149490025

You don't get to rope your employer into whatever bullshit you want to "protest". Do that on your own time.

>>149490100
>I'm not mad you guys I swear

You literally begged Temujin to find out if the poor Lions fan was me good absolute schizo mode

LOL

You're pathetic

it's over for Mahomes

I've been here for a long time. I know how this ends.

>>149485460
Everyone is a shitter compared to the Eagles. I have them as favorites in every single game going into next season.

>>149489705
>prove your point with
I have no point to prove. Just postin' NFL clips.

>>149490138
They can't force him to make a political statement, so that's all that matters.
Anyway, he did it for a while before anyone noticed or cared. Nothingburger that got blown up by the media because They wanted you to be mad about it.

>>149490167
Post bet slip

>>149490129
There's NFL franchises that have never made it to conference championships or Superbowls. A bad season for Mahomes is losing in overtime of the championship round. His "bad" season would be a career accomplishment for most. I can't see anyone being bothered by this.
>>149490153
I've talked to several Chiefs fans who unironically said they were tired of going to so many Super Bowls and wouldn't mind taking a break this season. I being one of them. Chiefs have won so much we are tired of winning.

>>149489705
Ahem

>>149490211
>I can't see anyone being bothered by this.
Yeah, which is why I have no respect for you either.

>>149490129
LOL I just saw your pic. Mahomes would never do that. That's a loser mentality. You got booty blasted in the Superbowl so you leave a photo of it on your phone to remind you of the ass beating. Mahomes has only known success. He won MVP in his first season and only lost the AFC Championship game due to a coin flip. He's never had to cry himself to sleep like Jalen.

>>149485452
2022 will be remembered by the game-winning PI flag after the rape that just occurred in new orleans.

>>149490205

It's part of his duties as an employee, if he refuses he can (and should be) fired.

>>149490229
>people honestly want me to believe that he would have gained the 7 more yards up-field he needed to reach that ball if not for a slight grab of his jersey that didn't even slow him down
So obviously not catchable and should not have been flagged.

>>149489474
Wow that sounds totally more important than Brady having more than twice as many Super Bowl wins, including one against Mahomes, and including one where he came back from 28-3 (what happened when Mahomes was down big to Philly by the way, for comparison?). You can't fast track GOAT status by the way. I know you wanna be part of the early crowd moving onto the new shiny toy immediately, but it's flawed.

Friendly reminder that I don't only post webms about the queefs.

Please get some new content

>>149490229
Just because the broadcast didn't get a good camera angle of the hold does not mean it didn't happen. The player even admitted to holding after the game. Stuff like this is why post like yours can't be taken seriously.

>>149490269
That's not something that they are legally allowed to require (employer cannot compel political speech from employee), so they can't legally fire him for refusing.

they're not gonna like this image...

>>149490295
see >>149490276

Did someone say birds?

>>149490306
FIX
YOUR
FUCKING
GRASS

>>149490306
Yes, this is bird.

>>149490210
Why don't you post your fucking dick? I don't bet.

>>149490229
Show this to the Chief Schizo and he'll show you some split second screenshot shot of Chiefs receiver getting his jersey grabbed on a pass he obviously wasn't going to catch anyways

Show him this and he'll say. "you have to let them play, it's the end of the game"

LOL

>>149490285
>Brady having more than twice as many Super Bowl wins
Nobody has said Mahomes is the GOAT. He's just objectively better and more accomplished at this age.
> including one against Mahomes
The one where he won a coin flip in overtime? Or the one where the Chiefs had 4 starters on the OL injured?
>and including one where he came back from 28-3
Mahomes came back 0-25 against the Texans in the playoffs.
>You can't fast track GOAT status by the way.
If he 3peated then we could have had the GOAT debate early but he didn't so he has to put in more work.

>>149490302
>b-b-but he was h-hurt
>b-but his all-pro future HoFer O-lineman had t-t-t-to play out of position s-slightly

>>149490328
Also from that game....weird.

>>149490295
>>149490328
Ahh I called it

LMAO

I know your every move

I know all your copes

>>149490339
Both teams were healthy in 2022. Only one team was healthy in 2024. Let's be honest, the Eagles were the only healthy team remaining in the NFC. The 49ers and Lions would have given them trouble if they were healthy.

>>149490368
40-6 lel

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude muhhhh queefs were da only NuFL team to EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR have injuries n sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

>>149490291
Anon there's only so many ways you can have GOAT debates. Your inevitably going to end up repeating the same talking points. Even the professionals on sports debate shows end up repeating the same shit.

LOL
Chiefs KWAB

>>149490397
>the professionals
kek, good goy

Fuck you guys.
Enjoy your victory lap!

>>149490368
Eagles were missing Nakobe Dean and multiple DEs were playing torn triceps, what's your next cope m8?

>>149490403
I've lost what little respect I had for you. If your team is not the Eagles you're not allowed to LARP over their success. But you poverty franchise fans are classless so I should expect this.

>>149490440
Do we think he actually believes Dean being out for the super bowl didn't have a bigger impact than Isaiah Pacheco missing a handful of games in October?

>>149490469
how many snaps did Jurgens even play in the NFCCG?

>>149490440
>>149490469
>>149490485
Your WR1, WR2, WR3, RB1, and RB2 missing most of the season and your team playing musical chairs with tackles and receivers is way more impactful than a few Eagles players being injured.

>ref baby schizo trying to teach me about "respect"

LOL!

I blame the NFL and Gooddell honestly, the Chiefs had no business being in that game against the Eagles and the refs shouldn't have rigged them that far into the post-season (again) to begin with.

>>149490558
The Chiefs had no business playing in the owl. If Lamar and Allen weren't chokers it would have been a real Superbowl.

Reeee please stop calling us ref babies

>>149490578
The shit the Cheifs got away with against the Texans was laughable.
Chiefs would have loss if they played under the new rules

>>149490332
>Nobody has said Mahomes is the GOAT.
Good, glad we could talk some sense into you.

>>149490332
>The one where he won a coin flip in overtime? Or the one where the Chiefs had 4 starters on the OL injured?
The one when Brady and the Bucs dominated Mahomes and the Chiefs 31-9.
>If he 3peated
No. And he didn't anyway.

7>3

Sports websites are getting worse and worse. The stupid "This Proposed Trade..." articles are lame enough because it's just the writer "proposing" (fantasizing) trade offers, but now they're just bald-faced lying.

>as a _____ fan
No one cares. State your point and move on, fucker. Stop trying to validate your opinion by telling us which group of roided-out fags you worship on Thursdays/Sundays.

validate this bussy

move on this bussy

>>149490946
just because you're a zoomer fair weather fan who has no real attachment to a team does not mean the rest of us are. We use we, us, and our when discussing our teams.

>>149490861
somehow, someway, this is pat mcafees fault

>>149477781 (OP)
taylor swift ruined the nfl

>>149491679
>patrick bateman
>not dubs

>>149491679
3 and tell Musk to switch spot

You guys think AB fucked Giselle honestly?

>>149491679
1: I would team up with AOC against Bibi and then try to fug.

>>149481876
Jay Z's stranglehold on the Super Bowl halftime show means that no white artist will ever be the featured performer. You will never see Metallica out there.

>>149488171
This should also be a fake slide penalty desu

>>149488367
Jason>>>Joy
If only because, unlike Joy, he will actually provide some resistance to some of Colin's dumber takes.

>>149490469
Yes. Dean is a more impactful player than Pacecko.

>>149482316
You know how I know you're gay? You like Coldplay!
*laughs*

>>149482382
Bones is a good song
>>149482316
>Explosions in The Sky
Pure kino.
>>149482674
Multiple college stadiums play Mr. Brightside during their games.

>>149482642
this desu

anyway 4 > 3

>>149497504
Montana also never threw an interception in an Owl

>>149497504
Two of Montana's owls had significant garbage time to pad his stats. I'm not a Mahomes defender but you should try to be consistent.

>>149497943
KWAB this bitch doesn't know how garbage time works

>>149478174
> No player would want to be known as the guy who injured Taylor
Lol I would

>open /nfl/
>over half the posts are seething about my Chiefies
kek

>>149478237
Based Tom

>>149497943
Its not garbage time if you're winning lmao

>>149497504
>pre salary cap era
>on a stacked team
>against much weaker teams
>best team he faced was the Dolphins feasting on a shitty conference and they had no defense whatsoever
>never faced anyone nearly as good as the 2020 Bucs or 2024 Eagles

>>149498151
49ers total 1st team All-Pros in their super bowl seasons excluding Montana: 7
Chiefs total 1st team All-Pros in their super bowl seasons excluding Mahomes: 11
which team is stacked again

>>149498467
And who the fuck did Montant play against? Cupcakes, because the AFC was a fucking joke.

>>149498494
the only teams mahomes played that weren't cupcakes he got absolutely assblasted by.

>>149477872
Sorry anon, i ain't rooting for a Mulatto.i cant go that far. I will watch a jew league but thats too far.

>>149498494
The 89 Broncos were the top defense in the league
The 84 Dolphins and 88 Bengals were both the top offenses

>>149478174
Would she shower separately after the game or with all the BBC.

>>149498539
Headcanon that completely ignores reality. Mahomes has a 17–4 playoff record, three Super Bowl wins, and two Super Bowl MVPs by the age of 29. He’s beaten Josh Allen(4 times), Joe Burrow, Lamar Jackson, the Shanahan 49ers twice and the stacked Eagles on the biggest stage. The idea that he only beats “cupcakes” is just lazy drivel shat out by people who desperately want to downplay what he's done because their team is shit.

>>149497504
>Mahomes already has more playoff wins and almost as many Super Bowls with a decade plus to go in his career

Sorry bro you're not going to convince anyone that the Shanahan choke artists with Jimmy G and Cock Turdy aren't cupcakes.

>Mahomes Schizo still seething

What a mindbroken crybaby

LOL

>>149498777
Well you're fucking braindead so I don't care about talking with you specfically

>>149498656
2022 Eagles All-Pros: 1
2022 Chiefs All-Pros: 4
which one is stacked

According to this general, it's better to lose in the Wild Card or Divisional Round than to lose in the fucking Super Bowl. That's the level of mindbrokedness we're deal with when it comes to Mahomes antis. They literally catastrophize everything that goes wrong in his career to make it seem like he isn't already one of the absolute greatest players that this game has ever seen. They have to pump out propaganda 24/7 because if any of them stopped to think for just 5 seconds, they would see how retarded they actually are. This general will never recover from his career.

>>149491679
Come on 0

nah but it is better to win the super bowl than to lose the super bowl

Case in point: The poster above me. Completely mindbroken.

What's mindbroken is seeing people acknowledge that a quarterback is already top 5 all time halfway through his career and instead of being ecstatic that you're a fan of the team he's on you spend your free time arguing that people need to give him even more credit and forcing his name into any and every conversation instead of just letting his accolades speak for themselves.

>>149491679
Rolling to take bibi to the Hague

>>149477823
I still think #65 and/or #62 should've stopped the touchdown

>>149499111
What's mindbroken is the barrage of haters constantly trying to spin propaganda downplaying his achievements and then backpedal and act like victims when you call them out as if they don't spend all of their time desperately trying to find a way to shit on him. It's not enough to let his overwhelming greatness speak for itself, I have to remind bitches constantly because they keep trying to discredit him. The grind never stops.

>>149490861
My feed was spammed with it so I stopped using sports feeds. AI will only make it worse.
>Waddle traded to AFC East rival Patriots to improve roster!
>article is speculation

Theres 32 teams in the league and this general only talks about 2 of them non stop

>>149491930
No. She clearly has a preference. AB is also a lunatic liar. If she wants 'bbc' she could get a male hooker, but nothing in her dating history indicates that. For whatever reason Coom hates Toom now.

>>149499539
We don't spend enough time making fun of Bo Nix

>>149499539
BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT, ANON!

>>149499539
This general would be nice if Mahomes haters could take a single day off.

>>149499575
Not a Broncos fan but Bo Nix did well for the Broncos, brought them to the playoffs
>>149499589
Im anxious about my team (Loins) but im thinking maybe the Cardinals and Jags will be good this year

>>149499703
>brought them to the playoffs
He only made it in because KC rested starters

>>149499703
Lions are cursed. You know this. Cards and Jags suffer from their QBs. Lawrence I think is on the injury train and won't get much better and I am not sure they have a good backup who could steal the position. Similarly the Cards are stuck with Kyler Murray who is bleh and they only have other blehs in the wings. I would think the Cards *could* squeak into the playoffs, but the Jags have a better change given the dogshit division they play in.

>Let's talk about other teams
>3 posts in
>Starts talking about the Chiefs again

>>149499909
>Chiefs
That team that flamed out spectacularly and now, the math says, will be on the downward path? Their only benefit is the dogshit division they play in. Bo Nix aint it, the Raiders aren't even a real team at this point, and the Chargers are broken and I doubt the lesser Harbie can fix it given his past track record of failure.

>>149499904
I dont believe in curses, its just hard to win in the NFL and windows are short. The Lions got unlucky in the NFCCG for sure but the loss this year I expected to happen at some point, the injuries were too much to overcome so im just thankful they were able to beat the Vikings and at least get the division title. Its ok though, to me Superbowl would be nice but ive also enjoyed just being good and having winning seasons, I would be content this year if the Lions won the NFC North for the third year in a row

chiefs lost lol

Imagine being a bigger fan of a player than a team. Couldn't be me.

>>149498467
>>149497504
>>149497709
>>149498836
We don't know what Montana or Brady's Superbowl stats would look like if they went to 5 of them in their 20s.

By the time they played in their 5th Superbowl they were seasoned veterans. Montana wasn't even good enough to make it to 3 of them.

Montana and Brady were too busy missing the playoffs at that age.

every team left on this list is irrevocably shunned by God and shant enter the kingdom of lombardidom. if anything the past 5 years of a lot of them having relevancy of some sort has locked this status quo in. start bandwagoning the eagles or something if youre on this list, it's just not in the cards

Jeanty is rushing for 2000 yards this season, simple as.

>>149500043
You should and they need to break it The Bills refuse to acknowledge theirs as well and we've seen how it goes for them.

>>149500173
Its up to the players and the organization to win. I cant influence anything that happens on the field. This year im going to try to go to one or two of their games so I can be part of the roar and cheer them on in this very tough season.

>>149499982
>the math says, will be on the downward path?
Chiefs were a coin flip in overtime from starting in 6 of the last 7 Super Bowls. Mahomes never missed a championship game in his 20s, yet you magically think this will change in his 30s.

>Their only benefit is the dogshit division they play in
This isn't the case any more. The AFCW had the best win record in the entire league. The Broncos defense was holding teams to 15 points, Bo Nix doesn't have to do anything to win with a D like that.

Raiders have a new HC and QB. Chargers have a new HC.

>>149500360
The organization needs to address it. As a Boston fan I know all about the Red Sox's curse and what they needed to do to break it which they finally did. Whether or not you or anyone else thinks it was a thing - all we have is post incident analysis. This is a good book about it:
https://archive.org/details/reversingcursein00shau

>>149500519
Raiders and Broncos stink to high heaven and don't have the makings of a varsity athlete. Chargers are cursed with a playoff loser QB and an inferior brother as coach. The Chiefs got their anus handed to them in the Owl and people understand their wins were largely propped up by... peculiar... referee calls. Gotta push those commercials!

>>149500575
>The AFCW is so shitty that 3 of their teams made the playoffs and their collective win pct was the highest in the AFC.
If they are bad I wonder what that says about your AFC LEAST.

>>149500137
Jeanty is a bust

>>149500778
Dolphins and JEST are done this year for sure, and the Patriots are a massive wildcard which I think will be only somewhat better at 7-8 wins. The Bills are similarly over reliant on Josh Allen's legs. A trash division which will be thrown into chaos when Allen goes down in injury.

>>149500778
>>The AFCW is so shitty that 3 of their teams made the playoffs
And 2 got BTFO round in the WC. Just like the "elite" NFCN.
The NFCE (the only real division in football) had it's playoff teams WIN playoff games

>>149500867
>WIN playoff games
Winning a playoff game in the NFC is like winning the special Olympics. The NFC is a fraudulent conference with one or two super teams that emerge each year like the Eagles or 49ers. Go make a list of the top QBs, all of them are in the AFC.
1. Mahomes
2. Allen
3. Lamar
4. Burrow
5. etc.....

>>149501128
>allen
>lamar
Can't win big games.

>>149499539
I wanna see what Deshaun Watson does on the field this year

>>149501408
He needs to go back to raping girls at massage parlors. He was elite back in the days when he was doing that.

>>149501462
When was that again?

>>149501478
Before the pandemic

>>149500043
>I would be content this year if the Lions won the NFC North for the third year in a row

Baring injuries, the Lions can absolutely win the division and get a 1st-3rd seed in the playoffs.

This is the best built and run organization in the NFL, I expect the Lions to be contenders for years to come.

>>149500113

Lions are 4-5 in NFL Championship Games.

>>149501506
Really, what did he win? I forget.

>>149501549
wins are a team stat

>>149491679

1: make 'em both cry and get them kicked off the plane.

>>149501573
Loser mentality. The QB is the leader of the team and wins are something a leader wills.

>defense gave up 40 points because the loser QB didn't will them hard enough
cmon man

>>149501549

Deshaun "Peanut Oil" Watson was a legitimately good QB for the Texans, he didn't suck until afterward.

>>149501876
Sounds like a defense that quit on their team. It happens. It happened to Brady when Bill benched Malcolm Butler for snapping at his loser son in practice, costing them the Iggles owl.

>he thinks Mahomes is a top 5 all time QB

LOL

>>149501916
Yeah, he was only ever 'good'. He was never elite.

>>149501995
Mahomes is only 29 yet already has the 2nd most playoff wins and pass TDs.
Is tied for 2nd most Super MVPs.
Has the best per capita stats.
At bare minimum he's on MT Rushmore.

>>149502151
Do you think the ref help will affect his legacy? I think the stigma around Brady might, at least until he won one with TB.

>>149502200
Even when Brady went to Tampa the league was still assisting him. They decided to host the superbowl in tampa as soon as he went there which gave him a homefield advantage.

>>149502151
Blah blah blah it's the same shit every time.

Mahomes just got exposed for being a holding o line ref baby.

It's over.

>>149502215
Unironically when I moved into my house I watched a Thursday night game this way as we had thrown away our apartment furniture and the new living room stuff was to be delivered the next day lol

>>149502046

Over four years with the Texans he had a 104 QB rating, 67% completion rate and 14,500+ yards, not to mention running for a 5.5 yards per average for 107 1st downs and 17 TDs.

I'd say that's pretty "elite", the problem is nobody should have taken him with all his legal shit and nobody should have given him a guaranteed contract.

>>149502250
>the league was still assisting him
Like when they lied about deflategate?

>>149502327
Even you're not committed to your own argument. He was 'good', but not elite.

>>149502269
Did all of Stroud's starters on offense get injured?

Did they go through 4 starters at the left tackle position?

>>149502269
Burrow got pressured 42% of the time in his mediocre super bowl and he still had 60 minutes of competitive football. Mahomes has two All Pros on his line and completely crumbles

>>149502436
see
>>149502423

>>149502423
Every team has injuries, anon.

The league needs more angry manlets

>>149502460
only three of those players are relevant and one of them is a fucking kicker that missed 3 games lmfao even for you that's a reach

Jared Goff is such an unnecessary QB. He's like Andrew Luck without any of his good traits.

>>149502488
ICE UP

>>149502624
Luck never made an Owl tho

>>149502415

HIs performance was elite, the man himself is a piece of shit. That's two different things.

Going by just his on-field performance, it absolutely made sense for the Browns to take him but this was canceled out by his impending legal shit and of course, guaranteed contracts are retarded.

But Browns gunna Brown, they're a habitually retarded organization.

>>149502423
You can reee and spam all the stats you want but we all watch the games. Mahomes is a ref baby.

LOL

>>149502436
>>149502269
>>149502461
>>149502509
>Every team has injuries, anon.
There's a difference between injuries and everyone getting injured on offense. Name another QB who had the 1 seed and carried his team to the Super Bowl with his WR1, WR2, WR3, RB1, RB2, and all but 2 of his TEs injured at one point during the regular season. And on a team that played musical chairs with the left tackle position.

Mahomes is the only QB good enough to do this. The 49ers had similar injuries and they missed the playoffs.

>retarded argument gets BTFO'd
>pivot to some other retarded argument
every time with this mahomesfag

>>149502691
Cam Newton made a Super Bowl with Greg Olsen and a bucket of rocks on offense

>>149502658
Luck didn't have an elite offensive playcaller, top 3 RB, and elite defense carrying

>>149502730
He's like a flat earther.
It's sad really

>>149502509
>only three of those players are relevant
Rashee Rice and Hollywood Brown missed most of the regular season and they are the WR1 and WR2.

Pachecho and Clyde missed most of the regular season and they are the RB1 and RB2.

How is this irrelevant?

Explain to me how this faggot still has a job in the NFL? He was the RB2 for the Chiefs and when their RB1 Pacheco broke his fibula, he refused to play due to PTSD. The team was going for a 3peat and he quit on them. He should be banned for life or at the very least blacklisted by GMs.

His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

>>149501916
Ol' Peanut Oil should give it another go since it's his last shot at the NFL
No passion or intensity tho

>>149501916
>>149503300
Can any of us blame him for becoming shitty. He got the most absurd contract in the history of the sport. Generational wealth was fully guaranteed. It would be like asking a lottery ticket winner to put in effort.

>>149503394
>It would be like asking a lottery ticket winner to put in effort
Well I got balls of steel, nigga, it's like that 8 Mile song
https://youtu.be/Wj7lL6eDOqc?si=JEyBv07H5nwDwuZr&t=31

>>149501128
In terms of last year, if the rams had beaten the eagles they would have beaten the chiefs. If the ravens or bills had made the superbowl, both would have lost to both the rams and commanders.
The afc dominance meme is literally just propagated by one team no one else in the afc can beat, the chiefs. There are only 3 good teams in the AFC, the chiefs, Bills, and Ravens and the latter two are significantly worse than the Chiefs

Imagine if he waited until the last year of the contract and then started playing seriously and threw for 50 TDs and 5k yards and won MVP. Then a team signed him to another fully guaranteed contract and he slacked off again.

>>149503522
Any team could have beaten the Chiefs due to the bad injury luck but that won't be the case moving forward.

Nobody takes the Chiefs seriously after getting 40-6'd in front of their wives, girlfriends, friends and family. It was the ultimate mind breaking humiliation ritual. Broncos run the West now

>>149503533
This dude would get a $1 contract after the shit he's pulling lol
Browns are paying him 60 or 70 million this year to not even play unless they renegotiated his contract which is unlikely

>>149503617
Oh no. Please don't let the Schizo get started again

>greatest of all time (according to brown people and zoomers)
>throws less TDs than rookie Bo Nix

Seriously? The only thing he's the "GOAT" at is drawing flags and I say this objectively

Pat Mahomes is just Caleb Williams with a better coaching staff

Onice Beb Johnson teaches Caleb how to watch film its basically gonna be like having two Mahomies in the league

Mahomes has never made a throw I couldn't have made if I felt like it

>Joe Montana never had a 4000 yard season
Overrated shitter

>>149503743
Mahomes is just the intermittent "goat"
Like Elway's late career run post Montana pre Brady.
The new GOAT will be someone from either the 2023 or 2024 draft class

>>149503839
this

>>149477872
• fewer playoff wins than Tom Brady
• fewer Superbowl MVPs than Tom Brady
• fewer TDs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady

• More INTs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady
• Lowest win rate of all time against Tom Brady in the playoffs (.000)
• Has fewer AFCCG appearances in a row than Tom Brady

• Only QB to lose to Tom Brady in both the AFCCG and the Super Bowl
• More playoff losses by age 29 than Tom Brady

>>149503952
Yikes

OH N-

>>149503617
>Broncos run the West now

>>149504023
Why does he allow this?

>>149478632
You're getting this backward, anon. If Tom wanted to put up with Gisele's shit he'd still be married to her. Now someone else is the punching bag and he's free to date women half her age.

Also, getting pregnant after your divorce is a middle-aged roastie coping mechanism. It's their way of validating the new relationship and making it harder for the new guy to leave. It's indicative of mild desperation and short-term thinking, not happiness

>>149504040
It's going to be between them or the Chargers desu. I like both teams but I think Broncos edge them out

More TDs
More Yards
More Accuracy
More Playoff Wins
More Passer Rating
More Superbowl MVPs

>bump limit
Make a new thread morans

>>149504180
Brady is officially the GOAT

>>149504215
Not till 500 m8

>>149504216
>>149503952
>>149504180
Can you name a single thing Brady was better at when he was 29 years old?

>>149504212
More losses
More excuses
More denial
More coping

>>149504264
Not being a ref baby

>>149504264
Having kids that are biologically his

>>149504264
How about getting blown out in the super bowl multiple times?

New

>>149504308

NEW
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>>149504272
>More losses
Mahomes has the best win rate of all time in the modern NFL among QBs. Brady didn't make it to his 6th AFC championship game until his 12th season. Mahomes did it in half the time.

>>149504304
The worst ass beating Brady took in a superbowl was when he came back and won. Well, James White and Matt Ryan being a choke artist helped too.

>>149504365
>>149504304
Brady wasn't good enough to make it to 5 superbowls. What's worse, being blown out in the superbowl by the best team or losing to mediocre teams in the regular season and missing the playoffs like Brady was doing in his 20s.

Nah not participating in that gay ass thread. Guess Ill just go to the mall or something.

>>149504264
Anon Brady's the GOAT due to his longevity

>>149504643
If longevity mattered Lebron James would be considered the GOAT of NBA. Michael Jordan accomplished more in a shorter period of time and had better per capita stats than Lebron, this is why he's considered the GOAT. There are many basketball players who have more longevity stats over him.