ARE. YOU. REEEEAAADDDDYYYYYYY?
>that time anderson almost heemed daniel
>>149478014 (OP)Interesting color scheme for the canvas
>Watching Lacross
>can't see the puck
If I can't see it, how are the goalies meant to when it's flinged at like 200km/h at them?
Men really do age like wine Dom looking so good rn
why don't the cards show up on google anymore
Explain why you became a hader of a real one heem machine like Killia Beastpuria without sounding like a jealous and bitter homeless cat whose opinion does not matter
>>149478109We don't do that here zoomer
Sex with Minty Bets after winning an 11 leg parlay
>>149478073Who doesn't like vanilla ice cream, B?
>>149478090type ufc event
Is Kai Kara France preserving the integrity?
>>149478123We don't like fun fighters hear; you'll find that the hatred for Johannes Silverius is also ubiquitous and recalcitrant.
>>149478133her breasts can barely be contained by that simply shirt imagine if the tie came undone?
IWhat do you mean you refuse to wear the exclusive UFC content creator glasses Ilia Conor is begging to wear them
>>149478112>boomer dressed in all that consumer slop acting tough
>>149478123I look down on short guys. Literally and figuratively.
Submissive and breedable? More like finish your homework it still needs to be submitted and readable.
Weem Fairy picked Ilia. Bet the house on el matador.
>>149478214Mfw the AGP flares up again
this WEBM always without a doubt gets my cock hard
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Just heemed some protein waffles and peanut butter but I'm still hungry.
>>149478123Resident Muslims. being homosexual is integral part of their identity.
Chael looks pathetic as everyone who takes roids does in the end
>>149478259who are the brazzas?
anyone got a stream? and I don't mean piss
>>149478284Rick Owen and 2hollis
>>149478288how about like a small creek
>>149478288*Pisses and sharts all over you*
Heh no change needed
>>149478288https://ppvhub_xyz/ufc (replace _ with .)
ALVIN fuckin HINES finna put the world ON NOTICE
kkf vs ercel was an early stoppage in retrospect
>>149478259Talmbout Kodiak brand? I eat them every day of my life. Their protein packed blueberry muffin mix is fire too.
uh oh shrimpfaggot is here!
>>149478259>just ate 1/5th of an egg and a quarter cup of milk, why am I hungry?
>>149478251Haha imagine strangling a woman just for a laugh haha
>>149478288I got a stream right here buddy come on over
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>>149478090I'm more of a Sophia guy. I heard shes coming tonight b
holy shit, i didn't even notice that one guy missed weight by 10 pounds and got cut on the spot, what a bitch
>>149478334so this private island youโve been boasting about has been a peninsula all along
>>149478352he took the fight on like a weeks notice
>>149478365i don't mind kkf as a fighter but he sure is a cringy faggot
>>149478365what is this expression meant to convey
>>149478365>>149478370The Whitest Cracka walking
>>149478360No the island is covered by trees but its a very real thing trust and believe
WEEEEEEEEE AAAAAARREE LIIIIIVE
cant fucking wait for shartleshues and makachevmuzzers to get fucking HEEMED tonight. thread will be either a ghost town or filled with gore and scat spam after Beastpuria ends Shartlesโs life and Sissyslam fags realise they have no ducks remaining
>>149478373yeah, but you don't tell the ufc you can cut that weight in a week and then procede to fuck up this much.
>>149478345its literally 480p lmao
Joe has sugar in his tank.
>>149478405chandler tanked that shit
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Joe Rogan was nearly murdered and now heโs commentating. What a hero.
>>149478408720p 2k bitrate
>>149478408>he actually went to the ip grabber site
>>149478408you went there lmao
>>149478411imagine the smell
We don't steal PPVs here and we give Dana extra 20% everytime
>>149478404Fugly bitch and yes my monitor IS on
>>149478422Colby the whitest cracka breathing if Kai holds his breath
Liver King will walk KKF out
Ilia Topuria vs. Charles Oliveira
Alexandre Pantoja vs. Kai Kara-France
Brandon Royval vs. Joshua Van
Beneil Dariush vs. Renato Moicano
Payton Talbott vs. Felipe Lima
>>149478446You wish you were built like her.
if chuck is good enough for Din Thomas, he's good enough for me
>>149478451been there done that got the creampie
I went to shrimpdick one time and now my full government name and current home address is common /heem/ knowledge :(
Im a victim:((
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id post the forbidden dana meme but the jannies might heem me
>>149478455And he will eat Kais tounge from his head in an methfueld bender when Kai does that STUPID shit. Disrespectfully.
>>149478455how dumb is liver king did he not know joe was going to be in vegas?
>>149478476Is that where he shoots the lonely island guy?
>>149478408>he actually opened the russian link
>>149478463Charlie Olives
Pantoja
Royval
Moicano
Lima
>>149478463We love you picksbro, thank you
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>>149478476Don't do it kid
>>149478463Charles Oliveira
Alexandre Pantoja
Brandon Royval
Renato Moicano
Felipe Lima
ENTERS THREAD
>double house cheeseburger: half eaten
>700ML Milkshake: drinking
>more stuff in the fridge for later
Ready? I am for tonight
Megan Olivi lookin PLUMP hoooly
>>149478463topuria
pantoja
van
moicano
lima
pregnant women are not attractive
>>149478497A cry for help if ever I seen one
bet dana hopes for van to win so that he doesn't have to make pantoja vs royval 3
Pregnant Olivia is fuckin sexy as fuck
megan
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GLOWING
>>149478463Topuria
Pantoja
Royval
Moicano
Lima
>>149478463i already submitted 70 picks, can i submit 70 more?
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>>149478496You literally have sex with male to female transsexuals that you meet on homosexual dating apps such as Grindr.
Midget ass standing on the couch
>>149478497A cry for help if ever I seen one
>>149478463do bronx
kkf
van
money moicano
payton
Get this pregnant whore off my screen
>>149478463Topuria
Pantoja
Van
Money
Talbott
A woman will never willingly become pregnant by any of you. Deal with that.
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kek this nigga wildin
>>149478463Topuria
Pantoja
Royval
Moicano
Talbott
Joshua Van bought his mum a new house, something Ngannou is still refusing to do
>>149478463>No auto generator Retard ass nigga catch up
>>149478051She's pregnant.
Heinz is getting baked bean. Round 1 brutal TKO loss incoming
Mr clean finna kill dis Brazilian freak
>>149478488>>149478433>>149478438imagine being scared of internet kek
fuck just ran home because of thunderstorm im lit as shit
we know which picks are counterfeit btw. its glaringly obvious..
>>149478561>I'm a fookin middleweight la
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big "i'm just happy to be here" energy
rape
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>>149478557>willinglywe don't do that here
I bet the house on Hines ez mney
What happened to auld starscream the bald russian pick taker with the rug collection
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>>149478528Thats one pointy nose
THERE'S A MAN
GOIN' ROUND
TAKING NAMES
My boy Alvin Hines is fighting first so pay attention.
He is an ice cold KILLER. People say he has literal ice in his veins
>>149478601died in ukraine
when did will sasso get into mma
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>>149478601This is triggering my AGP
>>149478593This doo has tits bigger than Olivi
>>149478601He's fertiliser in Bakhmut rn
>Appellant was convicted by a jury of armed robbery, armed rape, and assault with a dangerous weapon
Aye yo!
big titties on that broad in the crowd
who should i heem my hawlg to before the prelims?
Criminal piece of shit. I hope he gets permaheemed here. See how he likes it.
Im built like Alvin Heinz.
aspinall has been real fucking quiet since big hines arrived
>>149478583You're part of the botnet now how do you think shr*mp always posts from a different IP after getting banned
Why didnt megan get pregnant milkers? Just looks like a fat bellied child like some starving african
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>>149478651You should pray the Rosary.
>>149478651Tranny porn obviously
does anyone else keep forgetting that "Kara" is part of Kai's last name and not his first name? In my head I always think "Kai-Kara France"
hines looks like pic related
>>149478463Topuria.
Pantoja.
Royval.
Boicano.
Zesty Talbutt.
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state of that division
ayo this nigga tryna flirt
i will raise megan oliviโs kid
WE
AAAAAAARE
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
welcome back parker porter
heeminder half the HW roster is ranked
>>149478703Jon Jones and his consequences...
>>149478515the shape is hot but fucking them is morally wrong since a baby is also present
Hines is having a good time I'm happy for him hope he heems
>>149478703Tom Reddit will rule this division for the next 10 years kek
OHHHH YEAAAAAAHH IM FINNA RELAPSE TONIGHT BABY!!
>>149478628THINK OF KAYLA HARRISON, JUST THINK OF KAYLA HARRISON
>>149478742alien looking bitch
>>149478742Jamawl was asian as shit b
the movement of allen hines
>>149478463Ilia Topuria
Alexandre Pantoja
Brandon Royval
Renato Moicano
Felipe Lima
this isnt even the real sneed
>>149478528downvote arrow nose
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>>149478768i killed the real sneed and buried him in a Minnesota backwoods road, he cried like a bitch
>>149478463Charles
Pantoja
Van
Renato
Lima
Half french half vietnamese
>ILLEGAL KNEE
Rogan is retarded
what if you swapped the D for a P and his name was Piniz
why did they put diniz in with this bum
hines is telegraphing everything
>>149478463Topuria
Pantoja
Royval
Moicano
Talbot
LOLfa
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>brazzaposting
Timeless
>schaubposting
Timeless
>mengposting
Died
What happened? Why didnt baptising individuals, pyur violins, and mengs have the longevity of these other heem traditions?
>>149478463>Topuria>Pantoja>Royval>Money>Talbott
dont talk about sneed in the gamethreads you'll scare the non regulars
JOE'S FIRST CALF KICK GLAZE OF THE NIGHT
Hines fights like some UFC 30 ass doo
you now remember cowboy donald cerrone
>>149478463Oliveira
Pantoja
Van
Moicano
Lima
>>149478768Will the real sneed shady please stand up?
diniz is pretty fun to watch for a heavyweight
>>149478832I do say meng instead of b from time to time
>>149478843Literally a homo apologist that seethe about brazzas
ONLY 7 CUTS ON HIS FACE HES GOOD
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submitting more than one set of picks makes you gayer than jon jones
sounds like they forgot the clapper and had to improvise
>>149478862touch grass paki faggot
these fat niggas sleem jones
>>149478867The guy with 3 kids?
>>149478862Hines? more like HEINIE because this guy STINKS!
Why is Uncle Fester fighting
>>149478855Donald Cerrone is numba gangster Khabib was very scared of dis guy
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This is Fred Flinstone vs Barney Rubble
>>149478869Bring out Cortez and smack her ass cheeks at the 10 second mark
>>149478867Half of those are me
If you arenโt cheating you arenโt winning
>>149478867no one does that. I trust the honor and integrity of every heem poster wholeheartedly
ez I knew he would get more than 12 sig strikes I know these things
>>149478463Iliad Ptouria
Alehandre Pantoja
Brandon Royal
Moicano
Tablott
I dont care about this fight
>>149478463NOT Ilia
NOT Kai
NOT Royval
NOT Beniel
NOT Talbott
>>149478867submitting any at all means you tongue jon jones anus every night. if you get mad and take it seriously, you actually eat his fecal material. get your money up retard.
i am about to submit my 3rd set of picks
at least hines has a career in being some underlord's henchman after this
>>149478906>cheating your picksOnly cheating yourself
Why is Paige VanZantโs bamhole connected to her pussy? Is that normal? She literally just has one massive bamhole
How did the world got brainwash that coconut niggers/polynesians are some sort of invicible badasses ?
Tybura flushed Diniz hard he fights like a point fighting both now
>>149478922dont entertain that shit bro he's literally seeking attention
>>149478924She was born with a cloaca
>>149478463Illa
Pantoja
Van
Money
Talbott
>>149478932as is the paki running the "picks"
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>>149478463Topuria
>PantojaVan
>MoicanoTalbott
What's the issue with picks? You think you're too cool to post a prediction with an image attached?
>>149478926WARRIOR CULTURE, no other humans on Earth have ever fought before
canadian faggot muslim and indian ruled shithole
>>149478862when are you going to get proper quality streams? because holy shit.
I think Hines might be gassed....
>>149478950no. brit anon is just keeping a tradition, as was the russian picks bro
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>>149478962don't post the state of your household here bud
How weak is diniz? How can a heavyweight make this much contact and not heem the guy?
Hines fights like he's from the Tapout era
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHRIMPDICK IS OUT HES OUT
>>149478950wtf how? its fun and actually requires some effort unlike lazy attention seeking shitposting
herb lost some weight hes looking good
>>149478961>warrior culture>completely conqueredexplain this too me
>>149478962you tell them primo
Story win for Heinz I'm afraid
>>149478463Charles
Pantoja
Royval
Dariush
Talbott
this hines kid is on another level. aspinall can't keep ducking him forever.
Deniz is actually so fucking trash
Imagine being a glory champion and not being able to KO some local bum from the Kentucky fair.
Hines is winning the story
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>>149479003he's losing but a crowd favorite
Hines got that dog in him remember diniz is a world class kickboxer
>>149478993keep it in your pants, faggot
>>149478463OLIVEIRA
PANTOJA
Royval
Money Moicano
Talbott
>>149478996When they mean warrior, they dont mean actual war that has technology/tactics etc...
>>149478996all the warrior culture fags have been conquered.
hines looks like he never thrown a punch in his life
A Hines heem would set the table for the main event.
>>149478996delusion. poor understanding that there's a world beyond their straw huts
>>149478998Its fun, but Diniz should be finishing him
>>149478959I retired picking after I won this event.
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>>149479029posting this pic should be an instant permaban
i hate fat heavyweights so much
>>149478014 (OP)>ARE. YOU. REEEEAAADDDDYYYYYYY?No
diniz is such a weird fighter, in the first round he always looks great but after that it's shit
why would they even book a fight with such lopsided odds
>>149479038>>149479033Its also that everybody on earth had a warrior culture and there is lot more to war than culture
>>149479040that sounds a bit gay m8
>>149479059Thatโs literally every HW
hines is not obese, has heart and a positive attitude. he'll be a ranked lardweight one day for sure
>>149479041that wasn't you anon nice try
Hines is coming back Diniz is gassed
>>149479041I'm 2-2 on the last four cards.
>>149479073most heavyweights look like shit in round 1 too
Put 100 on charles and another 100 on ilia
I literally cant loose
ROOKIE MISTAKE HE SHOULDA KEPT SWINGING OMG hines just lost the fight
That didn't touch shit. Instant story loss.
fat fuck will wait the full 5 minutes
Deniz is such a fucking bum, imagine faking ann eye poke KWABOTY
HINES, THE GOLD JACKET IS YOURS, DINIZ IS GONNA CHOKE
Wait I just realized they're showing threads not tweets kek
Is this because Dana is friends with Trump and he hates Elon now?
LETS FUCKING GO SATURDAY NIGHT!
>hold on I'm poked brother
>>149479103He wasn't winning the story regardless
>>149479090Fuck you Ive been here since 2013 bitch
>calling in the doc on a poke
Man imagine if hinez had a full camp. I thought you fags said hw was boring wtf
>>149479097why doesn't everyone just do this
>People booing in the first fight of the night
Going to be a rowdy night methinks
>>149479117Only?
God lol kys
Hines looks like a fat bald garthje
heavyweight is just full of talent
>>149479109No I think that happened before that, probably a Zuckerberg related thing
>>149479132SEAmonkey bitch
>>149479138He doesn't have a harelip and isn't crosseyed
Hines has the peasant soldier genetics
>>149479019judge holden looking ahh
>>149479141Both of these guys are worldbeaters
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Alvin 'Dana White' Hines
dijon has so much power even wobbled heinz but I forgot hes brazilian and is a pussy
That brazilian is roided out. What kind of HW has abs like that??
You think these niggas get their fits in the children's section?
>>149479162most of you guys dont have enough test to kiss another man
>>149479132imagine hitting her as hard as you can in her head with a pick axe
>>149479162WTF i just turned this PPV off
>>149479029this is the multiple picks guy dont include him
>>149479166If he had power, the fight would be over.
>>149479141Unironically yes. The fat heemers and wrestling fat bois have more defensive ability to slip and guard more than the old guard, making less connections
>>149479170Hap in the future when he adopts two white bois
>>149479162i love this sport
hope they give hines a contract for this
hines has to bee himself (violent rapist) and abandon the normie persona hes had to develop as a le changed man
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>Drake put $200k on Oliveira
>>149479200yeah a death contract
Hines would have drowned him in deep waters.
>>149479162this needs to be made illegal
57 varieties of ass kicking!
Like two 50 year old uncs fighting at the bbq
Shartles will implode tonight, regrettably.
gane goes all 5 with hinez
>>149479185>bookies made millions off fat heemsters thinking he was mentally heemed here
>>149479218drake curse is one of the weaker curses
about on par with haircut curse
>>149479204>>149479205Nigga his face is fucked
>>149479218is betting even fun when you have so much money that it doesn't matter if you lose?
>>149479162Dana would jizz his pants imagine the headlines "THEY USED TO BE LOVERS"
>>149479218They give him the money for this. Tightens the money line and gets more degenerates the drop their rent money.
>fight at a sparring pace
>1 round of cardio
they need to start cutting these niggas
>>149479170Didnt know Volk was such a midget holy shit
I keep chewing on my cough drop like a fucking retard, instead of letting it sit in my mouth
Hines is a future apex headliner
>>149479236Perfect way to start the night
Diniz should not be smiling
>>149479243hines was in control every second of that fucking fight
>>149478463Topuria
Pantoja
Royval
Moicano
Lima
>>149479240don't worry third time's the charm.
>Hines got the 3rd round
Big story win.
Diniz looks Maori, what's his ancestry?
This nigga Niko be skeetin
>>149479170imagine being smaller than Joe Rogan lmao
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>>149479256Would it help if I inserted it under my foreskin and you eat it out from there hands free? Food for thought.
>>149479170why does volk have such a flushed and schaubed aura when izzy just looks like normal - even tho they both got weemed. i guess all weems are not made alike, izzy looks like he will be spared of cte, volk gramps will be in a wheelchair in a few years howeber
>>149479243He has delicate skin, like all great men and geniuses
It's our time Niko Sisters
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Bedtime won't shut up about this Jacobe guy, he better impress
post hot bitches shakin ass
Get this fake teeth freak off my screen I want fake tit Minty
PPV SECURED ONCE AGAIN GREEKBROS
MINTY BETS IN THE BIN
>>149478463Ilio Topturo
Pantoja
Royval
Benny D.
Gayton Talbutt
>>149479149Fully japanese
>>149479305He's going to win a decision
>>149479311this bo niggral surely has to be a covert jew
GIANNI is my type of bookie.... always wrong.
I did an entire breakdown on Chris Ewert vs Jackson Mcvey and they fucking cancelled it. Stupid demonic cia fag cultists hate to a see good preliminary debutant rager. Megan Oliviโs child will be circumcised not baptized.
>>149479305I think everyone just feels Niko is washed I have no idea who Jacobe is but I bet on him
Damn you guys roasting that guys name made me not want to put my name, Anthony Suckadiccio, up on the octagon
>>149479317those teeth are offensively white
>>149479311any relation to jimmy the greek
Why is Niko allowed to steal schaubs nickname? Ilia should just call himself Notorious
>>149479245Winning is winning.
keep an eye out for a kid named jacob e smith
what eva happened to that bitch Stamp Fairtex
cutman no sold his dance kek what a negro
wait they actually decommissioned minty bets?
the gianni model fucking creeps me out
>>149479340She looks terrible naked, has foot fungus, and her apartment is extremely small.
INCREDIBLE BLACK SPECIMEN - Joe Rogan
Jacoby Smith looks like Michael Johnson if he ate his shit whole along with steroids
Has any ever noticed Kelvin Gastelum only bags straight dimes?
niko price is such a bum, what a dumb fight
this reminds me of when they matched up jon jones with matyushenko
>>149479351probably because she had a stroke on camera some time ago
uh ohhhh rogans got a woody
>>149479351Did Minty's mess up a couple of weeks ago get her the axe?
Joe gooning to bucks again
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>minty bets
>covers bets
reminder there's no way that's her real name
>biggest favorite in ufc history
that is just retarded
>>149479380bro wants to lose money
niko is trying to pay for his 5 kids 2 who are adopted
>>149479380bookies love him
>>149479368>>149479381I was insinuating that she's a robot and glitched out...
yeesh
>the hybrid
welcome back Schaub
In case any bongs are confused by commentary, 600 square feet is small here.
>Rogan already lusting after the first black fighter he sees
only the greatest superior black athletes can backflip!
Minty is still in the good graces of the UFC
>>149478463Charles
Pantoja
Van
Moicano
Talbott
>>149479408its the same size
glad i bet the house
on jacob
>-2500
beautiful matchmaking daner
>>149479422>fuck, marry, kill
manifesting a price victory right now
I can backflip its not some amazing thing
>Biggest betting favourite in UFC history
>>149479380LOCKED THE F IN
*breathes in*
KAME KAME
TUIGAMA HAK HAKA
>>149479445Let us pray anon, I put 200 on niko
Price wins. Bet the farm on him. You'll never make this much money this easily.
>first fight has a 18 day notice fighter
>second fight has -2500 favorite
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heeminder odds are based more a reflection of sentiment than likelyhood of win/loss
>>149479459Lol I know what the fuck is this shit
smith is very hapsplosive
Is this what they call blacksplosive?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>149479459Beautiful matchmaking daner
>>149479473/sp/ approved UFC stream
>>149479481Hey if I see a $1000 bill laying on the floor I'm gonna go ahead and pick it up
>>149479406And that isn't how it reads.
>>149479491Shut the fuck up
>>149479503He will no longer be employed with the UFC presently.
lol Niko holding the cage to stay down
Heโs grabbed the cage like 4 times already
this shit isn't even funny
Fightpass Travatingg as fuck
>>149479544based and redpilled
Niko will be a favorite by round three.
>they didnt bet the house
Smith is in real danger here
gee the explosive nigger gassed himself out on round one, who woulda thought
who is this smith fella?
>how did people know Niko had no chance?
kek this fight going into round 2?
both fighters completely gassed at the end of round 1 lmfao
the price is wrong, bitch
>>149478463Topuria, Pantoja, tough to pick going Royval, Moicano, Talbott
lmfao they did not just post Ben Aksren getting killed in the ring when he is on his deathbed
>Izzy "DogStyler" given the honor of doing the voiceover
When will the fight start?
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>>149478463Ilia Topuria
Kai Kara-France
Brandon Royval
Renato Moicano
Payton Talbott