Thread 149479496

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lmao

Here we are then, we survived 4chan fucking up, we survived a near 2 hour delay

>>149479496 (OP)
pity (You)
kill yourself

eggstra time incoming

+10

>>149479496 (OP)
If Benshitca wins this, it will be a match for the ages. If not, it's one of the biggest shit shows I've seen.

Ahh, this slurp is exquisite. Well worth the wait.

Isnt there only like 5 minutes remaining?

did you see that cucurella run

killing myself if this goes to extra time

ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA ERA

Era

HOWEVER

ERA

YES
YES
YES

ERA

KINOOOOO

No, I can't

BENUUUULDI CHECK

PENALTYYYY
DO IT YOU FAGGOT REF
AT LEAST MAKE THIS CRINGE FEST MEMORABLE

no era
it barely grazed his hand

can't make this shit up

PLEASE

pls no extra time

, however...

NO ERA

si era

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 2 HOURS INTO A PENAL BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MAMMA MIA

I just opened a cheap beer that I bought at Mercadona, que mejor momento che

KINO IF ERA

Kek this match

BASED REF

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ERA LMAO

KEEEK

ERA

ERAAAAA

Gusto fucking up again

HE'S GONNA MISS IT AHAHAHHAFGHJGHFADGDG

this is a little bit unfair tbhwyf

he will miss

Bruh

EL VAR SINSO JAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJ

What a meme match!!1

>>149479732
Toilet cleaner in switzerland?

life long benfica fan reporting in, we are BACK

LETS GO AHHAHAHHAA

what kind of retard jumps like that
clear match betting fixing penalty, he got pay during the break time

inb4 he skies it over the crossbar

era?

CANCEL THIS TOURNAMENT

I TOLD YOU ABOUT Di Maria (P) BRO
I WARNED YOU DOG

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

HYPE

>>149479756
Sure, where is my delivery Uberinho?

Imagine if he misses...

GOL DE BENEFICA

DI MAGIA DI MAGIA DI MAGIA DI MAGIA DI MAGIA DI MAGIA DI MAGIA DI MAGIA DI MAGIA DI MAGIA DI MAGIA DI MAGIA DI MAGIA DI MAGIA DI MAGIA

>>149479756
He's an aerospace engineer lmao try again

HAhaaah

>>149479756
Get out of here with your toxicity, corno manso.

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O DI MARIA

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLL

he said
>CHUPAAAAAA

the luigi to messi's mario

the absolute state of Chelshit

GOOOOOOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOO
CHELSEA É MERDA

More like CWWE

GOLO ANGELO DIMARIA! GOLO

BASED.

>>149479786
Idk, but im sure you left the toilet sparkling, Manuel.

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yes yes good goal benfica HOWEVER

Penfica
Penfica
Penfica
Penfica

looooooool that makes "diving angel" di maria the best goal kicker of the competition according to our commentators
wonder how many pens

ok but how bs is that pen call? ahhahaha

Palmeiras will atropelate either of these two.

>>149479830
kek, whats that from?

OH FUCK OFF

What's the point of playing Malogusto?

>>149479757
Based, send bug women.

>>149479831
Stay mad Uberinho

KINO KINO KINO

Never doubted Di Maria. He may play like a faggot sometimes, but he always was Argentina's most strong minded player from that era where they couldn't win shit.

Cucurella is absolutely terrible with Chelsea, with Spain he's Roberto Carlos. kek

So the cloud break was

KWAB

cucurella shitshow incoming lets go

Ummm where’s my fucking apology? Look at the flag and apologize

I hope this game lasts until it's dark

based tugas

The never ending match...

kek based retard

>4 hour game
KINO

>>149479871
Por que saiu de portugal?

What's the world record for longest football match?

YOOOOO
ANYONE SELLING SHIT PLAYERS

>>149479864
BBC Live Text, where somebody at the BBC chats along with people as the match goes on and talks about the game. For last two hours she has talked about how she wants to go home but can't and because of the equaliser she has to do ET lmao.

>>149479860
Seething dragarto.

>>149479868
Where does that last name even come from? It doesn't make any sense.

>>149479863
A shame Flamengo isn't in that bracket

THIS SHITTY MATCH INTERRUMPED MY BELOVED IVAN DE PINEDA

>>149479887
John Burgersmith... I kneel

SEND IN THE CLOUDS

STOP THE GAME FOR ANOTHER 2 HOURS

Someone post di maria's wife or whoever that was god damn

what's the record for the longest match ever (suspended included)

>90 mins of nothing
>5 mins of pure madness

>>149479914
>>149479864
she is SEETHING

>>149479921
from someone with bad taste clearly

>>149479937
SOVL reaction from her

This damn game has interrupted my cloud watching

>>149479912
need to buy all the shit players to then know where the decent and good ones are. tapping head jpg

>>149479926
>Telefe Santa Fe won't' go back to broadcasting the match
wtf la matanza avanza???

Chelsea fucking sucks

PASS THE BALL RETARD. I CAN'T WITH THIS FUCKIGN RETIRED PENALTY MERCHANT

EXTRA TIME
>EXTRA TIME
EXTRA TIME
>EXTRA TIME
EXTRA TIME
>EXTRA TIME

>*ruins the whole schedule of your local tv channel*
nothing personel

>>149479943
BBC live commentary is pretty funny on this cup

VAMO PORTUGAL

>>149477739
>>149477739
>>149477739
Finally

>>149479943
if this was spuds I could have made a Tel Aviv joke

It's one fucking am

inb4 another weather delay

>>149479959
He literally bought Kittens today for 65mil € kek

RIGGED

do you guys rate Gusto?

>>149479873
This, he was always my favorite player from Argentina

If we lose idc. Mickey Mouse tournament state side for money

British DAZN malding so fucking hard, claiming it was a refball, they would be creaming themselves if it was the other way around.

Post yfw when the clouds show up again and this gets interrupted for another 2 hours

>>149480012
Mafia das bets essa mão

>>149479868
Clearly bad taste.

>>149480010
well it is caturday after all

what the fuck is that music in the stadium

António Silva really is back. Great games recently

why did they get pen

what did the bbc mean by this
I'm paying a £175/yr license for BIASED commentary

Di Maria is at Messi's level in the history of Argentina football.

currently rubbing one out to august ames before extra time lads

Anime kanni

>>149480057
handball init

APOLOGIZE

KEK

This just in: players will resume the game after they have lunch.

1000 people tops in that stadium

>chelsea going to et against the worst benfica since salazar
grim

>>149480026
that would be the ultimate kino

>>149480071
FIRE THIS PRICK

HE'S GONE ROGUE

HYPE

What happened to Rafa who played for Benfica? He ran very fast in FIFA 20.

>CWC
Benfica [1] - Chelsea 1

wait... i thought it went straight to pens?

>>149480098
He is a turkish merchant now.

The stadium is empty. Why don’t soccer fans care?

>>149480098
Besiktas

KEKIANNI

>>149479911
4 hours, at that time extra time would only end when one of teams scored.

rigged

>>149480101
You were lied to

ROJA FOR THE ROJA!!

Chimpout

RED

ROOOOOJA
NO RIGG

its over Benfica lost

RIGGED

rigged

>red card
it was a good run, tugasisters

DRAMA

>>149480071
>getting paid to watch football

would fucking kill for this whores job

HAHAHAHHAHA PALMER CAN CHIMP OUT TOO?

CHIMP CHIMP CHIMP

>>149480100
WHERE'S THE BLOODY FANS

>>149479793
>portuguese
>anything related to air
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e62NO16h9nw

>>149480100
Penalty hand

this is refball

cam on tugabros win this shit

CHIMP OUT

why is palmer allowed to push players?

Portuguesebros I played Benfica for about 7 seasons in FM24. I went unbeaten in all seasons. I can't remember if they were in the CL but I won everything, every season. I signed so many GOAT players. I turned Nypan into a world class midfielder, I turned Ouédraogo into one as well. Calafiori, Kayode, Scalvani, Augusto too. I had some insane regens eventually come GOAT as well for FW.

>>149480140
After two hours of the stoppage, people went home.

>>149480134
he's british
it's his nature

that guy has a short fuse.

He asked for the VAR.
If anything, VAR would call for a direct red, lol.

>>149480154
He is wghite

>>149480154
He's not, he got booked lol

>>149480144
:D

did it even rain?

>>149480146
ERA

Benfica? More like I'm-Chockin'-it FC

If you just shove someone in front of the ref surely you should be ejected right?

>CWC
Benfica red card against Chelsea

>>149480156
Oh I forgot to add I didn't concede a single goal in my first team because I signed De Gay on a free and sold him for £35m the next season KEK.

BENFICA PONE EL AUTOBUS!!!!

Why are Argentinians like this?

>>149480196
HYPE

>>149480170
Argesimians are like this. We are used to this sort of bullshit in libertadores.
Remember their chimpout against netherlands?
First thing that dont go their way, they start that sor of shit

>>149480170
Yes, he is indeed Hispanic.

This female commentator is genuinely the most retarded person i have listened to

>>149480181
we have the best foam planes in the world

>>149480200
cole palmer chimpout

>>149480156
What is the best team for someone who doesn't know shit about tactics?

>>149480200
>sorry boys, the deal was only for the extra time kino, you're still supposed to lose this match

>>149480215
>>149480216
it was a short joke. he's like 5'5''

>>149479793
>delusional moortuguese
kek

>>149480201
Sorry, that was in the league. I conceded elsewhere. But the league I was GOAT. Not first team but first season, I am tired.

Come back Bruma you're forgiven (volta Bruma tás perdoado)

>>149480200
Robo

>>149480181
At least this one managed to take off

>>149480146
Holy refball.

>yellow 96'
>second yellow 92'
what is this sorcery

>>149480228
Real Madrid.

>>149480200
Wish someone decked that fucking mouthbreather. I've had with this cunt the entire season.

kek i turned it off after 30 min and benfica tied it?

A red card being a permanent man down is retarded. Just have a 5-10 min penalty box

>>149480228
Real Madrid probably. They have great players in every area. Buy up all the wonderkids that exist, or a few select ones in your weak areas (such as replacing Modric) and you'll do well.

>>149480263
>*kills your player on the pitch*

>>149480223
>>149480226
Fr fr

Hairline check

who the fuck is that balding fat turk lmaooo

>>149480263
*breaks your leg for a rest*

>>149480217
My stream has two male commentators and one claimed that this guy wasn't booked, even though he got the yellow just few minutes ago. I'd take that woman.

What the fuck is this female commentator on the american stream.

>>149480281
Unc is too old to play football

>>149480242
literally nothing

>>149480263
Pretty sure they are introducing orange cards into the game. Red cards stay, however.

>>149480228
ask Ancelotti

>>149480274
>>149480285
lol if they do that then suspend them for 1 season

Why isn't Carney Chukwuemeka playing? Chelsea would do well with a player with his creativity.

is de maria the bigged pen merchant after penaldo?

The commentator for the Spanish broadcast is Bernd Schuster

1-5 i keep watching
6-9 i go to bed
0 i kill myself

>>149480297
What happened to the gay blue cards they were supposed to give to good boys?

>>149480315
Haaland.

>>149480322
based Blonder Engel

>>149480200
Gtfo pitch you whinging dirty oik

>benfica with 10
Maresca is not ready.

What a série C atmosphere...

di maria is too old

They dont have legs anymkore

>>149479914
kek

>>149480351
if he was a few years younger this would be 2-1 already, dude is excellent at clutching up hard games

Stream died. Can one of you fat retards give me a new one?

>>149480349
That's what happens when you stop the game for an hour at the 85th minute because of a little rain.
That said, at least it allowed our Portuguese little bros to tie the game.

Intardino should bring back golden goal during ET

>>149480365
dazn.com

Why are there like 5,000 fans in the stands?

lol

>>149480217
she has nothing of value to say

>>149480365

https://bombou.net/fute/

>>149480365
yeah mate, I got a stream for you
*pisses on u*

>>149480365
>br vpn
>caze tv on yt

why red?

>>149479914
>she
it's a man actually https://x.com/EmlynBegley

reminder that di maria was the superior player of the match in the last world cup final

here is my plan for the next few hours
i keep watching this slop until probably 3 am then i switch to BLG vs G2 until 6 for then switch to Topuria, will do a cheeky wank after and go to sleep at around 8 am, i will then wake up at 3pm to eat pasta made by my mom

>>149480281
The chad embrace vs the virgin "hide it under a zoomer haircut"

>>149480411
double yellow

>>149480288
>>149480217
us europeans aren't used to this low-level intelligence desu

to think that probably 95% of women in the US speak and think like this, it's frightening

>Di Maria 220+15' (Extra time) (Penalty)
>Benfica 2-1 Chelsea

i think my cat farted, because he smells like farts

>>149480329
Yeah orange card was the original assumed colour. Blue was what they replaced it with. I checked and they chucked it out the window and made a different set of rules. No sin bin. It was to be introduced because of what Chilleni did to Saka in the Euro final when he tugged his neck back, wasn't a red card but it killed a good attack, so under the rules he would have gotten a blue card and a 10 min sin bin.

They scrapped the plans last year apparently. The new rules are 'Only captains can talk to the ref' which has been floated for awhile and you'll get booked if you don't follow it. So watch it be applied to only a few select teams and not to others.

>>149480442
Based

getting penalties is a skill

Who's this João Veloso kid, why the fuck are we playing with B-team players

>tfw I already finished off my pizza

This was supposed to be over a long time ago, what do I do now

>>149480455
you should stop farting on your cat

Boas

come on i want some fucking benultys

London Blue bros...

>>149480472
I was told you don't care about this mickey mouse cup

>>149480422
Great idea. I absolutely couldn't care less about the UFC anyway.

>>149480423
they shaved, didn't they? tell me they shaved it.

Weak ass kick

Gooooooooooooooooooooool

So low energy.

why is chelsea choking up a man?

DI MARIA IS SO FUCKING BAD

>>149480494
I don't but I wonder why Lage is playing this kid... we have other midfielders.

>>149480423
This is low key satisfying

di maria is such a retard holy shit

>>149480474
Argentina has pizza?
You niggas are evolving fast

>>149480416
ew thats not a femboy

pasa el balón gitano

di maria is fucking shit

so this is the power of the top goal scorer?

STOP TRYING TO DO EVERYTHING ON YOUR OWN YOU FUCKING RETARD
YOU'RE NOT 28 AYMORE

>>149480286
the spanish commentator keeps getting the name wrong and apologizes live. I'll stick with the female commentator too.

>>149480515
>>149480509
>>149480521
They been playing for 4 hours. Give him some slack

Cucknaldo

cam on Benfica

>>149480515
>>149480494
>>149480554
actually nvm no we don't lmao. I just looked at our bench, it's literally just under 21 kids. The fuck

>>149480559
roanldo is part BBC so it doesn't bother him

>>149480457
I've seen sudacas swarm the ref at every decision this whole tournament and only one retard got a yellow (which became a red) for complaining

>tfw di maria can play a 4 hour game at 40yo and score
>tfw neymar cant even play 20 min without getting subbed

Guys... I saw a cloud in the sky.... Another gazillion hours to this game

pissi cuckitini

why is chelsea attacking so desperately? it's not like they are losing

HYPE HYPE HYPE

>>149480423
They should take Finasteride if they don't mind never feeling horny again

lmao

it feels like this match has been going for more than 4 hours for some reason

how big of a match is Benfica vs Palmeiras going to be in Brazil?

>>149480581
Shit vs low blocks, can't take it slow

>>149480581
That's how English football works. That's why people find it entertaining. If you want to see tactical intelligence, watch Spanish football.

>>149480580
He will score tomorrow. Just bet.

G-guys, I think I saw some clouds.

>>149480575
Yeah I dunno if it's just for the PL or UEFA wide or what. If it is 'football wide' (because it is Ifab making it) then it won't be in effect until the new season. So it's fine for the moment. They'll prob give leeway for a few games and then just punish people to help the rigs.

so the winner of this game gets 13 million dollars? LMFAO?

>>149480640
Apu o sapinho autista

>>149480581
They're not winning either, ideally you'd score before getting to the mario party minigame coin flip

>That amount of Spectators
Grim

The clouds are moving

There’s only one game today? Wtf

the only good thing of this is Maresca being exposed

Saba

>>149480671
Yes but it lasts 5 hours to compensate

>>149480615
Benfica is not a team Brazilian's feel a rivalry with. It is basically "Eusebio's team".
Kinda like facing Ajax or Dortmund.

>>149480671
there was a game earlier

>>149480671
We had Palmeiras and Botafogo earlier

I hate penalty shots. It’s not the same sport. It’s like if a basketball game tied after OT and they had a free throw contest. It’s a dumb mini game, not the actual sport.

>>149480661
it's european football, nobody cares

>>149480683
Oh god, this is neo-Gura?

nah nah nah nah nah no senior

fucking hate americans so much

>>149480577
Nerman needs to preserve his energy for sex with his sister.

this won't happen in the world cup, right?

>>149480671
they extended the time between games to deal with clouds and rainbows

>>149480608
Where can I bet on this?

Cheating cunts

>>149480619
but spanish football is 18 shitters and 2 meme galactico teams
>>149480659
yeah but not so desperately that you hand the opponent 3 very dangerous chances to score too

Palmer is hilariously bad

NGUBU NO ERA PENAL

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOO

IT'S OVER

FUCKING SHIT GK

ATROPLEATED

>>149479587
Lamo chikanu is angry

FUCK

lame

NGUBUUUUUUUUUU

aHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ITS OVER

>>149480707
Based and goldengoalpilled

NO PENALS, GUYS ;_;

Hebe ass

its over fuck this shit

goalie threw

>>149480737
it's on dazn

GOAL
AGAINST 10 MEN BENFICA

Oh no no no

Don't worry, Benfica bros. A second penalty is coming.

REDEEMED BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO BUENO GUSTO

crazy how many local lads Chelsea has on their team
you don't see that often with these big english clubs

the sparseness of this crowd adds to the SOVL for some reason

NKUN
>NKUN
NKUN
>NKUN

that's a lot of africans in a single team, now I feel sorry for enzo

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAHAHAAA

FUCKING MEME SKETTI GOAL

genunely before this tournament I had no idea America had such armageddon weather

Other than Arizona heat I thought the mainland US was basically the same as Europe

Giving them the world cup was a mistake

wahey

Why is Maresca celebrating like they won the Champions League? Do they care?

Rigged for Chelsea

WE NEED MORE TIME, BENFICABROS. WORK ON THAT CLOUD ENGINE QUICK

>CWC
Benfica 1 - Chelsea [2]

The absolute state of this gk

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

botafogo goalkepper is 10x times better

Ngubu saves
Praise Ngubu

lel

what a meme goal lmao

so is Palmer ngubu or not

>>149480810
Took ages for the keeper to get up.

I can't believe it, Mongolongo just scored from a pass by Nkulungele, I always believed in him. I love this game!!! As European, I'm Proud.

cloud status?

ACABOU PRO PALMEIRAS

>>149480803
>games in Miami during Hurricane Season

The death toll will be astronomical

>>149480810
Why is the coach happily running around as if it were an important tournament?

N

>>149480810
They don't care they said

actually good job from ngubu to shoot high, usually they just roll it on the ground

Kisaki

>>149480810
embarrassing non defence

>>149480423
If you add glasses to the first guy he lowkey looks like chuddy

Tugabros can you guys at least get some red cards for Chelsea

>>149480803
just wait mate. This isn't even close to the peak of heat for the US. June is the least hot of the 3 summer months. July and especially August are much, much worse.

>Nkuku is supposedly french
That is never a french person wtf?

Ngubunku :)

Another storm please?

>>149480840
This Chelsea team doesn't even scare Neymar's Santos today.

Wtf game’s not over after that? Kek

Wind status?

Chelsea always has lots of black players. Are they known for that?

>>149480876
10 minutes so enough time for a cheeky di maria dive and yes I'll mention it every chance I get

>>149480840
They have a chance against this CHELSEA

>>149480866
Christopher Alan Nkunku was born on 14 November 1997 in Lagny-sur-Marne, Seine-et-Marne

CLOUDS
NOW

>>149480876
this isn't handegg

>>149480845
because they've waited over 2hrs already and losing it costs them £10m.

>>149480590
yeah and never having a full boner again. and risking not being able to cum for the next 6 months.

>>149480895
they're a London team

Wtf. I went to sleep and this match is still on??????

ngubu

ACABOU-SE

>>149480920
you're dreaming bro.. wake up

>>149480911
>>149480895
Chelsea is owned by an American who plays FM and buys 'best wonderkids on FM' and 90% of t hem are black. That's it. That's the only reason. He was also using a legal loophole to do it. He spent £2bn in four windows. Then used additional loopholes to avoid being punished for financial breaches.

>>149480590
Rosemary oil doesn't kill your benis

Chelseabros, do you care now?

fuck this rigged shit

It's over.

i'm already saving for a trip to Turkey

Dead

ACABOU ACABOU ACABOU ACABOU ACABOU

it's over

>>149480908
does it help with premature ejaculation? asking for a friend

OGRE
G
R
E

Does Portugal even have a professional league?
Their best team couldn't even beat our B league.

NETO
>NETO
NETO
>NETO

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They can still come back I think

>CWC
Benfica 1 - Chelsea [3]

Did penfica players gave up? lmao

GOL GOL GOL

>>149480895
no, it was the other way around 20 years ago

>>149480803
There’s a reason Southerners fought a war to keep slaves. Southeastern summer heat and humidity is no joke and thunderstorms roll thru regularly as a result.

And like other anon said, July/August are a tier above June for heat. Hasn’t hit 100F yet this year where I am, it’ll be highs over 100 for a week straight at some point in the coming months

end of a ERA

>>149480908
ive been taking finasteride for over two years and never had an issue getting and maintaining an erection.
>>149480954
probably not.

>>149480939
Kek

Bye bye

They’re only down 2 points. They can do this!

>

Fuck this rigged shit

>>149480980
Great defending

IM GONNA CHIMP OUT

Humiliation ritual.

Pffff

LMAO

ew wtf is that?

Based match

7X1 IS COMING UP SOON

RAPE TRAIN
A
P
E

>
JUST

Kwab

kwabenfica

total collapse

Damnn
F

shamefur dispray

DEWSBURY
>DEWSBURY
DEWSBURY
>DEWSBURY

>>149481017
DO IT FAGGOT, DO IT

Did they just give up?

Stop scoring ffs, I'm still cooking up shitposts about the last goal

caicedo and neto will are suspended for the next game against Palmeiras due to yellow card accumulation
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Team of mental midgets.

TUGAS IN SUICIDE WATCH TUGAS IN SUICIDE WATCH TUGAS IN SUICIDE WATCH TUGAS IN SUICIDE WATCH TUGAS IN SUICIDE WATCH TUGAS IN SUICIDE WATCH TUGAS IN SUICIDE WATCH TUGAS IN SUICIDE WATCH TUGAS IN SUICIDE WATCH TUGAS IN SUICIDE WATCH TUGAS IN SUICIDE WATCH TUGAS IN SUICIDE WATCH

KWAB
W
A
BENFICA

stop they are already dead

Didn't this match start at 5pm (GMT-3)?

We dont really care

o di maria

>crumbling this hard after one goal
KWAB

Gianluca Prestianni

>CWC
Benfica 1 - Chelsea [4]

4-1 is the most dangerous lead tho

Not like this, Benficabros.

I hope a cloud passes over the stadium and they have to come back in 2 hours for more humiliation

nice retirement home luso bros

PENFICA BROS?!??

BOIFICA!!!!

>>149481021
I just left one of those in the toilet a few minutes ago

What is this fucking defending?

>appears in minute 119
>benfica scores twice tomorrow morning and wins in PKs

KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB

>>149481080
SEXO CON ESTA MENINA

Di Kwab

Thank god this shit season is finally over.

murderball please

Why are Portuguese teams even in this competition

>>149481097
He blew multiple chances

>>149481001
I took Finasteride for 10 days and my benis couldn't go up no matter what I did.
I became a monk.

this is what happens when your only good players are grandpas

>>149481099
brutal

UH OH

worst benfica of all time, doesn't count

Benfica is getting fucked

>IT WAS OFFSIDE BUT IT DOESN'T COUNT BECAUSE.... IT JUST DOESN'T OKAY?
VAR is useless

Good night anons

two portuguese teams was too much
should have invited ajax
or sheriff or maybe ferencvaros

>>149481111
Dei

>>149481131
i love u anon great clipping

Should’ve brought in Sporting tbqh

reminder that the worst Flamengo of all time won against this Chelsea

>>149481138
It wasn't invitation based, the Portuguese teams qualified.

BenfiKWAB

>>149481131
Trotamendi lol

>>149481138
They should have invited Marseille to their humiliation ritual

>>149481111
they put the tin pot Europa cup in as a qualifier, so spuds will be in a future one now. All of this to sell some extra tickets for the WC next year. Embarrassing tournament

First English person to actually score.

>+4h 30m football game

LMAO

No wonder the last UCL Portuguese title was 80 years ago
lmao

10 million $ red card

>they let them into extra time just to rape them harder
Brutal.

>>149481197
>Uefa defending

>>149481198
BELA
E
L
A

>>149481198
2006 i think?

>>149481198
What? But Porto won recently with Mourinho

Well next are PSG - Messi and Flamenco - Bayern

>>149481198
Porto bros they eradicating our history

This benfica death was slow, sad and pathetic

Even the clouds cried at this match

>>149481128
Stay strong

>>149481228
*

>>149481173
Kuro...

>>149481223
Rude

>>149481173
sauce on the artist? please don't tell me it's AI sloppa

>>149481253
>>149481173
built for Illya futacock.

The red card ruined what could had been kino 120 minutes, shame.

>>149481223
>When public sector workers have to do some overtime

>>149481198
It was more recent than the last apezilian WC

>>149481097
I barely watched the match but still don't get why my nigga schjeldingz had to come off while 69 years old di maria plays the 120

>>149481173
good use of transparency - this appeals to my gaze

is it normal to fap 3-4 times a day?

>>149481111
even without the DEI country rule we'd still be in

DI Maria is sad cause he has to move to Rosario now

>>149481283
no. those are rookie numbers

>>149481283
It is in Brazil.

>>149481285
Why is Atletico there instead of Farca?

>>149481223
too based

>>149481283
how niggas jerk off 4 times a day? it's not for women for sure

>>149481283
Imagine having to beat you shit in Brazil

Are you some sort of faggot??

>>149481285
why was patetico picked over UEFAlona?

>>149481260
I'm not getting any hits for you, so it looks like it is AI.

>>149481358
im an incel

>>149481198
If Brazilians played in Europe they would have 0

>>149481283
after more than 2 times my dick starts to chafe

>>149481337
>>149481363
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_FIFA_Club_World_Cup_qualification#UEFA

>>149481363
>>149481337
Because it is based on a ranking system from the past two seasons. Because Barca performed poorly in UEFA competitions, Atletico pipped them in the coefficient ranking. That's why. Same reason City are in it despite not winning anything last year (tho Pep said the Community Shield is a trophy and the media agreed so).

>>149481283
Yes

>>149481397
Riggi riggitini

>>149481358
ebin meme anon ! you can't suffer in le third world haha!
women don't fuck losers in any part of the world
fuck you ignorant bitch

>>149481505
Tell me why they didn't invite Philladelphia Union?
Was it because the 'Union' name? Too commie for FIFA taste?

>>149481540
You just pay a tranny to blow you or something. It can't be that expensive in brazil.

>>149480803
In 1812 the British were finally driven out of Washington DC not by American soldiers but because a massive thunderstorm and multiple tornadoes hit the area.