Thread 149483448

big juan edition

>>149483448 (OP)
...byron bros

>this race has been going on so long its 5 in the fucking morning
HOW MUCH MORE FOR FUCKS SAKE

winner roll!

>>149483481
fatal crash roll

>>149483504
cinnamon roll

>>149483504
>tardson
dunno if he's still even in the race, but I can see it

>>149483504
>>149483481
Kicked from their seat after the race roll.

>>149483480
thought you'd be passed out drunk 6 hours ago

>>149483530
im actually suprised im still awake, ive had like 13 beers

Danielle Trotta appreciation post

>>149483448 (OP)
>crowd gives standing ovation when elliot takes the lead
georgians are not real people

This is Bread's best chance to win and get into the playoffs. I know his car isn't perfect, but it's fast enough for how few cars there are.

how many mcnuggets I will order roll

>>149483565
I don't get how this is possible. that is an 18 year old body.

>>149483565
>posting the thumbnail

>>149483595
the largest option because youre a fat fuck

SVG has quietly become a pretty capable plate racer. Short tracks and plate races are his best ovals, which is honestly not what I would have ever expected.

>>149483565
>>149483601
based

someone wreck those hms tards

>>149483595
>95 nuggies
KEK

Today, I will remind you of Chase Elliott's Red Bull car.

>turn left
he said the phrase

surprised this didn't turn into a fuel saving semen slurper. did nascar crack down on that? watching the pack go around 4 secs off the pace was so gay.

i forgot the race was tonight and have been playing Ewok Hunt

>>149483660
That's a fairly small amount of McDonald's for an average adult male I'd say.

>>149483595
You need to reroll, McNuggets are not sold in odd numbers.

>>149483623
lol

>>149483623
you dingus

SAVED IT

>>149483623
hahahahahahaha you jinxed him

He didn't destroy it so he can only drop back to like 20th.

DAMMIT GIBBS

FUCKING CHEATIN YODERS

>>149483757
BASED GIBBS

what a fucking save though, damn that was tidy

.....is that car still safe to drive?

>>149483713
They are here. 6, 10, 15 pieces portions

One more spot for Cody. Top 10 is happening.

>>149483812
Well, enjoy your 95 nuggets then.

>>149483812
So 5x15 and 2x10 I believe

would cody ware winning a race be the peak for /turnleft/?

>>149483865
The peak of 4chan as a whole

>>149483812
>>149483861
>>149483840
95 nuggets would cost me 174 BRL, fees included. (31.75 USD)
>Im only ordering 10 + a mcflurry though

>>149483889
Can I kiss you?

>>149483865
i can think of one better

>>149483812
>$4.50 per 15 nuggies
I thought it'd be cheaper

>>149483865
It would be the death knell for 'win and you're in' at least.

>>149483777
He's a fuckin shithouse, no need for that.

>>149483900
Is he unsponsored today?

>>149483897
Only if you are a cute femboy

rooting for the most meme winner imaginable

Why is everything on Saturday?

>>149483914
there is no way you could be unbiased in that assessment

>>149483936
If Reddick wins in the Upper Deck car, you have to take an upper decker somewhere in the next week.

Couldn't post from Lime Rock at the time, but here's my concessions. Got these for $10 each at the bratwurst stand. The sauerkraut sucked, the curry sauce didn't. I quickly squirted it on for the photo, but that amount is not enough.
Also paid fucking $16 for a "frozen" lemonade because I was hot and thirsty.

>>149483975
>saturday
>its sunday morning
why would you lie?

>>149483936
Based and Swervin' Irvan-pilled

>>149483915
Dollywood sponsor today actually

lmao blacks

>bubba
>finishing
bubba, just go home already

N N I N
N
I
N

>>149483995
Looks tasty AF. I am now addicted to curry sauce since last weekend.

>>149483995
sad looking sausage.

They should give each team two or three cars per race. Just hop in the back-up car and keep it moving.

Buck status?

>>149484109
unbroken

WARE FASTEST LAP

CAM ON CODY

CODY WARE TOP OF THE CHARTS

You got the Over or Under this race finishes by 12:15 EST?

How is Bread 30th in points? Seems like he's been fast a lot this year.

>>149484081
>I am now addicted to curry sauce

>>149484239
What about the O/U number of OTs?

>tfw you stay up both mornings for turnleft
>it becomes really fucking long race
i should stop watching these so late at night

>>149484243
5 DNFs and a lot of bad strategy calls.

>>149484267
O/U for OT's is 1 LeL

>>149484280
Try going to bed at 7pm instead

>>149484280
You gotta start watching endurance sports car races to build up that resistance bro

>>149484308
i am, ive got spa 24h on the second screen

>>149483979
Not at all.

>svg 3 laps down
fug

>>149484321
based

OH WE GOTTA CRASH

these fucking retards

>some zigged
>some zagged
hemmy youre not cleet man, shut up

>>149484239
Magic 8 Ball says, "Don't count on it."

>spinhouse got the lucky dog
He's back to win it.

a damaged car winning would be cool

video games and anime and checkered flags

Oh yeah I forgot Atlanta has that stupid long commitment line for the pit lane

>>149484488
GET THAT TOP 10 DAMMIT

>>149484452
shades of daytona 500 krut

>misheard it as sixteen to go
>sixty to go instead
WILL IT FUCKING END?

...whomst?

hocevar kino is back

Ok that shitter is out

that car should have been parked 100 laps ago

Who the fuck is Starr?

>>149484727
I think he was pretty good in trucks like 20 years ago

how the hell is starr even still around?

>>149483906
Well then maybe Cody needs to win today

>>149484727
The 2002 NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series Most Popular Driver

Wasn't David Starr an indie wrestler who sexually harassed a bunch of female wrestlers before AEW could make him famous?

Starr qualified last (40th). 3 seconds off the next driver in 39th. That's Katherine Legge status.

what kind of person buys a dodge RAM?

Do you think all the black dudes on Chastain's pit crew get the watermelon if he doesn't win?

>>149484851
My mom used to have a Dodge Trailblazer for a while. I don't really remember it, but I think it was good. This was in the 90s I think

>>149484881
They bring one every weekend, seems like a waste if not.

>>149484851
A faggot

>>149484894
isnt the trailblazer a chevy?

>>149484851
It's not a Dodge Ram. It's just a RAM. But in comparison to F150s, Silverados, and Tundras, they are a lot cheaper. Truck prices are fucking ridiclious.

>>149484938
Oh wait, was it? Yeah, I guess you're right.
I think she had a dodge at one point too...

>>149484963
Oh yeah, she had a Durango for a while in the 90s

>>149484951
i thought it was a dodge ram, or it used to be

>>149484938
Now, yes.
It was a package on Dodge trucks and vans in the 70s.

Hendrick vs. Roush at a drafting track... soul....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPfloDoVfNs

>45 to go
I'm praying for lightning so I can sleep.

BREAD Keselowski will win this race

>>149484727
I was confusing him with David Stremme
I thought it was the former Penske driver out there tonight
I had forgotten about the former NASCAR trucks driver David Starr

The 41 loses pace on every restart. Gotta be a lot of damage on it

>>149485007
It was, but the trucks dropped the Dodge branding in like 2010 or so. I think it might be because they did some studies and a reason a good ole boy didn't want to buy a Dodge Ram is because they're associated with brothers buying Chargers and Challengers.

ware still hanging on to a top 15

>pull out to pass a teammate
>you both get passed by the guy behind you
>don't even get around the teammate
Bowman, you fucking retard.

brad and chris are the only guys who know how to work together

>>149485090
brothers?

>>149484851
they are pretty rare now.
the hemi commercials were pretty good back in the day.
in rural america the light truck is the norm for men. f-150, f-250, 1500 silverado, 2500 silverado, at4 gmc often small business owners more bougie

I know there is forever to go, but I hope bread wins tonight

Buescher being the best teammate ever

>>149485135
Joggers

CAM ON BRADLEY

>available at Walmart
Had to work tonight, so I'm just tuning in now. How's the race been?

>>149485147
how popular are the tacomas in the US?

>>149485164
Ahh thanks

>>149485162
his teammate also signs his paychecks

>>149485135
blacks

>>149485162
rfk boys are absolutely committed to each other

>>149485168
Half the field died

>Brad Keselowski, his owner
I thought they abolished that

DILLON YOU USELESS FUCK

FUCK TY DILLON

>>149485172
>>149485172
extremely
they are never on sale
I went to go look at one at the dealership several years ago and the salesman told me he could sell me a Tundra for the same price he could sell me a Tacoma because there was no negotiation on a Tacoma

>>149485201
What do you think the K stands for in RFK?

>>149485199
>OUT
>OUT
>OUT
>OUT
>OUT
>ETC.
kek, just saw the back half of the scoring pylon

>>149485172
They exist but are not taken seriously as a truck. Same with the honda Ridgeline. Same as the Ford Maverick.
Think office worker who wants a "truck".
Yes I do have a 2500 silverado.

>>149485248
A ten year old Tacoma is not much cheaper than the new one. I really like my Tacoma

Let's be real here bros, NASCAR is better when Bread is winning races. (Kryle too).

>>149485279
lol does honda still make the ridgeline? I heard theyre absolute pieces of shit

>>149485315
Yes.

>>149485328
I like the new Ridgeline and it's nice but it's a ute not a truck.

>>149485279
Toyota sells more Tacomas than Tundras And US sales of those two is more than the entire Ram lineup worldwide.

please oh my god bread win please please please holy shit

Something that's always shocking to me is how tiny NASCAR drivers are. Most are manlets, and then dudes like Blaney probably have a 27 inch waist. Then there's Logano and Hocevar towering over the rest.

is this what being a peak american is like, drinking beer, watching nascar and talking about trucks

>>149485315
I wish he had the Castrol colors on his car

>>149485328
yes. If a truck does not have a v8 or diesel its not seriously taken as a truck. Better off with a full size van desu

>>149485392
Lower center of gravity and more freedom with the tungsten.

>>149485328
I have never seen a person under 60 years old driving a ridgeline. They're a boomer magnet for some reason.

>>149485381
I vaguely remember this from the years where I didn't watch nascar but I didn't know it was Brad.

>>149485392
Justin alligator is like 4'7

>>149485403
i bought a rifle today then immediately went half a mile down the road and got a shake
god fucking bless the usa

>>149485291
I ended up getting a 4Runner, and a used 4Runner really isnt much cheaper than a new one
the engines in the 2019-2022 4Runners are better

lime rock was a semen slurper (missed arca cuz i was mowing), but atlanta has been chaotic and fun last night and tonight. this track doesn't find the best driver, but it still delivers on the entertainment metric.

BAU BAU BAU

>this race will end at breakfast for me
i think i might go to sleep after this is done

AARON'S DREAM MACHINE LEADS

>>149485403
there is a little more, grilling, fishing, shooting guns, playing golf and watching Football, the more cultured preferring college football

>>149485523
i agree with all of these except golf, golf is for faggots

>>149485523
man, that brunette is so hot

>>149485523
my college experience was falling for the brunette and waking up the next morning with the blonde

>>149485515
Why not have the traditional southern meal for being awake all night? Chicken and waffles

buescher flying to the front

>>149485496
arca was good

im so tired i cant even down a beer anymore, fucking hell its so over

this is good shit brehs

>>149485403
You're more American than most Americans today

The was beautiful, the way bread just insta-kwab'd bowman out of the lead

zane being a loyal blue oval

EVERYBODY IS A LUCKY DOG AT AARONS

i though the fresh rubber was gonna be a bigger difference

Didn't notice till one of you posted earlier, but Steve does have a chub for Hocevar.

>>149485550
golf is one of the last refuge's of near male only spaces along with fishing and shooting/hunting.

>>149485558
same anon

>stenhouse
WHAT

>>149485620
>tfw youre born in the wrong country
life sucks balls sometimes

>>149485591
ARCA was only good because the front row went off lap 1 turn 1, the israeli's team fucked up, and Crews went full retard.
t. was there

HOLY SHIT WRECKY

holy fuck spinhouse

STEAKHOUSE

>>149485689
6 weeks now. He can't get off Hovercar's dick

>>149485724
>>149485733
>>149485735
RARE MOVES WELL DONE

rolling for hocevar kino. HE WILL WIN, HE GOT CHEATED OUT OF ATLANTA EARLIER

wtf is going on?!

Lol bowman BTFO

K I N O

holy CINEMA

>>149485719
>the israeli's team
Mossad Motorsports

WRECKY IS HUNGRY, JACK

This is fucking incredible

BREAD

COME ON BRADLEY

Reddick has been a bit of a bro to bread, desu

chesswinslol

elliot!

im so fucking happy i stayed awake for this

BREAD KESELOWSKI LOST THIS RACE

CHASE BOO

>>149485882
yes

Chase wins at his hometrack

scripted ahh hell

That was a fun ending

Absolutely incredible racing. I just wish Bread won.

I mean, at least it wasn't Bowman...

finally, i can go to sleep

SHIT RACE ENDINMG

For this car, it doesn't get much better than Atlanta. My only gripe is that Memechek took out most of the field.

all of this for a fucking mikey mouse chess lelliott win, at least it's the cancer girl paint scheme

Great racing those last few laps see you next week

What was that audio on the final lap someone said "the number 9 steve" Did anyone hear that? It wasn't anyone in the booth.

Do to Texas what they did to Atlanta

While this is a NAPA livery, this is not the standard paint scheme, so I'm counting this as yet another year that Chase's first win of the season was not his regular NAPA scheme.

That was a ton of fun bros. I paced myself better than last night so I'm not smashed when it ended.

Have a nice week bros, see you next weekend for Chicago.

>>149485958
Somebody telling him who was scripted to win

That was some proper NAPA know how right there.

See ya'll next week for Shitcago

Worst possible ending

>>149485969
just drop some bombs on the texas track and restart.

>>149485969
I wish. Super speedway racing at an intermediate is chaos

>6:30 in the morning
fuck me that was a long one, almost as long as sexfinity yesterday

bowman changing lanes instead of pushing the 6 so both he and the 6 had no chance of winning

bowman is literally never losing that seat

>>149486022
go detox in the sauna then take a nap.

sireeeeeeeeeen

>>149486032
He is, to Hocevar.

>>149486032
2nd time hendrick conspired to force brad to lose within the last year

>>149485969
Instead, SMI will put additional doglegs on the backstretch. It's the only thing left more retarded than anything else they've tried at Texas.

No top 10, but 13th is pretty good.

>>149486035
solid idea, im probably gonna sleep all day now

>>149485969
>>149486010
just ban nascar at texas and make it indy only

>>149486105
None of those girls would care about Nascar.

Theme for Atlanta that can't be ignored. Fords are fast as fuck in quals, while big time Chevy and Toyota cars are well back in the pack. And Chevy/Yoders win. Not a track you wanna qualify in the top 10, maybe not even top 15.

>>149486105
based wizard.

>>149486105
What is that #9 car?

>>149485969
Reconfigure Texas into old atlanta

Official tracks I'd like to race on in this Cup car

1. Dover
2. Charlotte
3. Atlanta
4. COTA
5. Darlington

Get in here

>>149474451
>>149474451
>>149474451

>>149486120
They’re all my wives and they love nascar.

Here we go with TNT's post race. Hopefully they stick around for a bit and give us some interviews.

>>149486224
Not watching your euroslop

I want Shannon Spake to take care of me when I'm sick.

>>149486145
Not him, but it's one of the precious metals diecasts from the late '90s.
I think this is the right car for what it actually looked like.

>>149486105
glad to see you back, anon

>>149486120
Many are named after cars because the original writer is a motorsport addict (WRC specifically)

>>149486145
>>149486251

>>149486281
>general lee
based

>>149486301
And appropriate for Georgia.

>>149485969
Rebuild it to Langhorne specs

>>149486215
My dad actually did the petty experience on disney speedway. he got up to like 150 mph, its closed now.

>bottom dependent
So, we finally know which role Bowman plays...

Reddick has a big ass beard but still looks like he's a 15 year old kid.

wood bros. bros (not related)
what a finish!
is nascar back???

>>149486632
GEM

>>149486648
no
atlanta is the tiktok of nascar tracks

TNT giving us a lot of post race coverage which I appreciate. It's especially nice when your favorite driver wins. The model is almost no prerace, and a bunch of postrace. Fox will never learn, but glad to see TNT doing us right.

>aaaaoooohhh look who's here it's carson hocevar!!!!!!
>does nothing
>repeat this fifteen more times

Considering Trucks/Xfin/Cup coverage...

1. Prime
2. TNT
3. CW
.
901. The ghost of Speed that lives in our dreams
.
.
999999999999. Fox

Zilisch finished 12th at Suarez's best track

>>149487435
This is how you know he's going to the 48. They're building him up even beyond his observable talent. 66% of the TNT booth made a living with HMS.

SVG's biggest prob on ovals isn't his talent, it's his perceived talent. Nobody gave him the benefit of the doubt tonight. Everyone took him three wide if given the chance, rather than push him for momentum. I thought he was really good tonight till he got spun out, but at least he's gonna be the overwhelming favorite next weekend.

Hopefully we get dry conditions in Chicago. This race has been a mess since it started.