no one cares what you put here it's an imageboard

first for me making love eith MY Eleni

>>149486449 (OP)
second for TND

>>149486515
what's TND?

hungy

>>149486525
Tom Ne Doning

early loom in the allies v wa u18s

i am never going to:
- masturbate or look at porn
- drink caffeine
- eat fast food

Nonce

richmond will beat the crom
hopefully that ruins their season

>>149487376
Wow, you must be fun at parties.

Banes winning again
/thread

>>149487438
i haven't ever been to a party. i was the only student not invited to the big party for high school graduation of our class of 40

>>149487503
Were you the spergy fat retard of the year level?

my balls hurt again

>>149487560
Guaranteed.

>>149487560
i'm a spergy retard but not fat

Thoughts on King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard?

friendships are overrated

>>149487675
i only know like 2 of their songs
from what i've listened to they seem very samey which is fine if you like that kind of thing, they're not bad

I'm an ugly worthless dipshit

>>149487801
me

>>149487675
>band has two drummers

it feel slike i have the brain of a caveman where i only care about having food, water, and shelter. since i already have those things, i don't know what else I'm supposed to do, I don't have any other goals and just pointlessly browse the internet to pass the time.

having male friends is gay as fuck, the only 'friends' I have ever had are women I fuck and then eventually tell to fuck off out of my life once I'm bored of

it seriously is just so gay and it is a sign that you are a weak male who needs the support of other men to make your way through life, pathetic

>>149487940
same

>>149487940
>>149488009
You losers sound fucking pathetic lol

There's no burger King in Australia youse are all clowns.. That's also why the macca everywhere

ausbros...

33 mins until bouncedown

farting is a sign of intelligence

Fiending for a wank.

>>149487940
only possible because porn is satiating your need for pussy. without porn you would naturally have other goals outside of the basic since that's the only way to gain holes.

Disgraceful string of posts

how so

>>149488585
i've been a hopeless coomer for a decade at this point, but even if i never coomed again, I don't think i'd actually lose my virginity

reminder sunday arvo games are now 3:15 instead of 3:20 coz they kept running over and pissing off ch 7 kek

Richmond WILL win today

i fucked my back during lockyd when i just sat around all day for a couple of years

everything reminds me of her

>>149489460
Read back as dog at first.

>>149489500
why bro wtf

>>149489526
It's the standard of post I expect, I guess.

>>149489500

I’m just so sad all the time

>>149487438
>he masturbates arlt parties

Wow, you must be a fellow gaydditor.

EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Is there anyone who doesn't use reddit for at least one thing these days?

>>149489792
i only used reddit when 4chan was down. now that i've discovered KiwiFarms, I'll be using that if 4chan is unavailable

>>149489792
haven't been there once since O&A got banned.

>>149489792
never had an account there. the ui has always been eye cancer to me.

>Richmond v Adelaide in 2017: crowd 100,021
>Richmond v Adelaide in 2025: crowd 20,000
Biggest bandwagoners in the AFL

kinda crazy rewatching the simpsons as an adult just how anti-christian it is

lots of nick daicoses at the g today

>>149489978
speaks volumes really

>>149489792
i don't
only social media i use is 4chan

the tigers will win mashallah

anyone here dealt with si joint issues?

>>149489978
Grand final vs a pointless match. Back to the drawing board mate, you've lost this argument

>>149489792
Define use. I don't have a reddit account and never had but I've occasionally found myself reading something or looking at porn from links posted here or there.

remember richmond fans saying that they broke the crows? now look at them.. heh

>>149490198
I love this one. They did break the crows, and went on to win 2 more premierships after their 1st. Adelaide hasn't played finals since.
I know who I'd prefer to barrack for the past 8 years

>>149490240
How about the next 8 years?

>>149490246
Richmond will win another premiership before Adelaide does. Richmond will have 3-4 years of a heap of round 1 draft picks all coming through at the same time. Adelaide have no future, they're cooked

>>149490294
Didn't answer my question

>>149490308
Richmond.

>>149490308
Richmond's top 3 draft picks from last year aren't playing today either. Lalor, Smillie and Hotton. They will all be All Australians

is saying "I love you" gay?

>>149490482
never say it to another male and it's fine

>>149490246
I feel like Richmond's next three years will be pretty forgettable from a supporter standpoint but after that things will be looking very good with the list they're building.
Crows have a nice balanced list but the midfield just seems a little pedestrian compared to other teams that will be thereabouts over the next few years. They will be a finals playing team but I could see them not making a grand final or winning one in that time.

Lynch Lynch.

>>149490482
Declaring your love for anybody is a pathetic move as it instantly leaves you susceptible to being cucked

Based lynch desu

>More reports than disposals at halftime.
lol

Lunch almost Barry halled that Adelaide player

>>149490549
thanks mate
love you

>>149490482
get aids

>>149490586

>>149489792
I
Have
Never
Been
To
Redit

>>149489852
>KiwiFarms

The crowd of 7,000+ was in an excited mood: in the first match, New Zealand had come back from a 26-point half-time deficit to win by a single point.

The seven participating teams, with each player in their team uniforms, lined up and formed a hollow square.

The ceremony was notable for the performance of "war cries" by both the New Zealand and Queensland teams; and, in the opinion of "Old Boy", despite not performing well on the football field, the Queensland "war cry" was the best of the two, in that its effort was "dramatic, descriptive, and interesting". Although it is not clear (as it was in the newspaper accounts of the New Zealand team on other occasions) from any of the contemporary reports of the day's proceedings whether, on this occasion, the New Zealand "war cry" was specifically a haka or not, "Follower's" report in "The Age" strongly suggests that to be the case: "a feature of the [Governor's] inspection … was the Maori war cry, given with great zest by the New Zealand team, and equally stirring was the aboriginal battle cry of the Queenslanders".

The second match, played immediately after the opening ceremony, was nowhere near as exciting: Tasmania beat Queensland by 140 points.

>>149490742
only issue with the farms is it doesn't have a footy thread. beats the piss out of here, altchans or any other forum you could name tbqh.

This was the only time in the history of Australian rules "interstate" football matches that a team from New Zealand participated. It was anticipated that, immediately following the carnival, and before returning to New Zealand, the New Zealand team would play matches in Adelaide, Ballarat, Bendigo, Geelong, Sydney, Brisbane, and Newcastle.

The New Zealand team played a match, in Adelaide, on 1 September 1908 (Eight Hours Day), before the Governor, George Le Hunte, on a very wet ground (in several places the water was inches deep). South Australia won the match 5.8 (38) to 3.10 (28). The match was not as one-sided as the final scores indicate: the score at quarter time was South Australia 4.5 (29) to New Zealand 0.1 (1). In the process of the day, the New Zealand team performed two hakas, one before the match commenced, the other before the second half began.

All in all, the New Zealand team won six out of the eleven matches they played on their tour, including the carnival matches against New South Wales and Queensland, and were described in the Melbourne press as "the surprise packet"; and, due to the fact that only two of their matches were played on dry grounds, they also became known as the "wet weather birds".

Where did it all go wrong for kiwi footo

Three lines or fewer. Thanks

>altchans

which one are you mate?

SHORTY GET INSPIRED HOW BOW DAT

meetups are pretty based tbqh, imagine having the balls to reveal yourself to other spergs

>meetups are pretty based tbqh, imagine having the balls to reveal yourself to other spergs

>>149490818
>jew york

heh

This is what I think about afl fans
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKN1Q5SjbeI

does saint kilda have a chance? worth taking them at the line -24.5?

A big Conglomerate implememted my idea across platform

Have youse contributed anything worthwhile

>>149490896
I said just the drop the fucking bag at the door and leave, Rajesh!

How about I drop your dead body instead

head bobbing intensifies

he's still doing the VPN mick. what a loser

>>149490949
medvedev fella x

Is KFC two nights in a row overkill?

>>149490970
eating that overpriced garbage at all is overkill

>>149490970
fresh 'tucky one night
leftover the next
no problem

>need sum chickin
>KFC everywhere
>remove skin
>clean protein

Didn't Richmond hit 100,000 members before Collingwood did a few years back? Weren't they bigger than Collingwood for a little bit a few years back? Look at how empty the MCG is right now. If it's this empty for Richmond, I'm sure it would be the same for Collingwood if they were in the same position. Or any other big Victorian club. Pathetic

>>149490980
It's actually pretty reasonably priced as far as goyslop goes. Provided you go and get it yourself, of course.

No one wants to address the fact that many men are actually not ensouled (their mother didn’t orgasm when they were conceived) and that’s why women find them repellant

>>149491001
it's all overpriced garbage

>>149490994
Likely thumpings from an interstate team on a cold Sunday afternoon are never going to be high drawing.

>>149490970
of course not

>>149490970
are u a dindu

don't care how many times people try and spin it adelaide are not a threat in the slightest

>>149491037
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S

playing crazy taxi on ps2. not very good at boosting

love me Japanese videogames
love 'em n that

>>149490970
You will probably die half a second earlier from how 'unhealthy' it is

perusing the bras n things site
none of the models have hairs on pussy. only one has even hint of stubble. very disappointing

>>149491034
No.

Lol@richmond

Richmond is like australia

>>149491012
trvke

>>149491068
>only one has even hint of stubble.
Post screencap.

>>149491089
>eats fryed chikin
>not grilled, the choice of lighter-skined people

Tiggs

>>149491110
fried chicken is delicious

>>149491121
bix nood

>>149491120
DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS 14!

>>149491068
>bras n things
based my facey feed

i shit plutonium

>>149491120
cool, now do lions or whatever

Damn, this is an ugly game.

>>149491120

frankly, if your peem has a percentage below 138, they should fold and sent play rugby or some other gay shit

Anyone watch the fred match?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=du0riwh5WqE

imagine eleni yelling "stand!" at your dick as it's going from flaccid to hard haha

>>149491169
Horror logo

this is a fucking shithouse round of footy
and its going to end with the two most deadshit teams in the world facing off
i am lucky i have monday off because toil after this shit round of footy would drive a man to suicide

>>149491142
Loins

>>149491218
>no fitzroy lion
>brisbane lions logo small
>neds taking up the most prominent part of the guernsey
more like GayI

>>149491245
It's the exact guensey Brisbane wear you spastic

>ai shit
>meanwhile humans doing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an0_lgRtGhA

>>149491120
>>149491218
are you proud of yourself for """creating""" this chaff?
did you give yourself a pat on the back when the gay little progress bar stopped moving?

>>149491267

computers/robots don't have feelings, let a lone a soul

thanks to ai there is now more porn than ever before
you can gen hundreds of images every day of your favorite characters

>>149491277
?

another 6 megabytes of rubbish littering the internet; rejoice!
at least the poopoopeepee text I post is mere bytes in comparison

Heard that old Tomothy Lunch lost the plot. Did I miss much?

lift richmond! LIFT!

>the only likeable/respectable parts of germany were roman territories
huh. interesting.

>>149491284
bogged

Lads, Noah just posted. TWICE.

>>149491301
so did this dickhead
>>149491120
>>149491218

>cunny cheering on balta the basher

its ogre for us, redditsisters,,,

all these players flopping for 50 is fucking pathetic

the mcg was as empty as straffos asshole after a night at sydneys gay and lesbian mardi gras

>>149491327
no ones flopping bro he got pushed over hard

>booing the black fella
typical racist fred niggers

>freo the team with the best list in the comp, freo legit top 4 contenders, freo flag contenders
>losing to riewoldts retards

>>149491348
They're winning you worthless retard.

The Stolen Generation was a social services scheme retroactively rebranded as an attempted genocide that also included white kids in far greater numbers.

>>149491348
docky monkes have a tendency to banana skin vs aints

>>149491334
holy hypocrite batman

great goal

>>149491378
cheers mate

>>149491357
Where can I read more on this hypothesis.

>brayshaw-knight outscoring milera and sinclair combined

>>149491266
It is not, you fucking ugly retard.

"My God, wouldn't it be marvelous if I turned out to be a Homosexual."

>afl fans

my psychologist is someone that i went to school with. they dont remember me or they arent letting on they remember me. its so over for me. im the one that needs mental help from someone that is younger than me.

carlton vs collingwood next week wooo

>>149491423
>turned out

>>149491430
Crazy Vossy’s last stand.

>>149491425
don't trust psychologists. grifters "profession"

>>149491423
Sometimes I wonder if all women are this difficult

>>149491425
how old are you

>>149491465
I don't know how old I am because I am a retard

feeling pretty low desu
might watch Frieren for the third time

Contemplating about tupperware. There's something that doesn't sit right with me about it all but I haven't figured it out yet. It somehow reflects American attitudes to food. Without dignity, overly focussed on efficiency, rationality. Soulless pragmatism.

>>149491509
this desu
would rather just throw my leftovers out, I would

>>149491509
CRAZY AMERICAN GAIJINS

>>149491517
Don't cook so much that you need to throw out leftovers. You have a kitchen, not a warehouse.

>>149491524
>just cook the perfect amount you want to eat that also aligns with how much you bought from the store

what the fuck

>>149491465
18

>>149491532
Don't be a gluttonous retard who can't figure out portion sizes and sensible shopping happens. Your brain has been infected by the seppo mind virus.

my anxiety is flaring up

>>149491544
you're right
I should spend $15 on a sandwich every day at work instead

>>149491443
i have to because its part of my parole.

>>149491556
I said sensible shopping habits. Don't be obtuse.

>>149491532
Yes, very easy if you are not mentally retarded

>>149491509
the fuck are you talking about

>>149491532
You really can't plan enough to cook three portions of food when you make a meal?

sorry its a short, but it's worth it
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iUMVdQe1oK4
>ai porn anon

>>149491544
it's actually more gluttonous to eat all the food you make, instead of realizing that you're full and putting the leftovers in the fridge.
According to your system if you make slightly too much food you must either
a) throw it out immediately or
b) eat more then you want, gorging yourself

>>149491562
Tupperware and its sociological implications

>>149491567
No, only make as much food as is sensible to eat for that meal.

>>149491559
Oh? So what, then, is the "based" work lunch choice in that case, your eminence?

>>149491578
depends on the meal, making steak and veg sure, but a bolognese? it's simply inefficient to make it as a single serving

back from the slops rewatchign my pies fuck you faggots

>>149491590
Something that is aside from our point of discussion

>>149491595
I disagree. It's easy and efficient to make a single portion of bolognese.

>>149491578
>Tupperware and its sociological implications
you are mentally ill

>hmm, can't drink green tea, sensivity
>think, is there caffiene free green tea? It came to me because I just found out there is sugar and caffiene free coke and decaf coffee.. Success! There is such a thing

>>149491611
Slavoj Zizek contemplated in a similar way over toilets and sociology. I'm quite sensible and reasonable compared to that.

watched squid game s3 lads
what a fucking disappointment

The spastics in here are really so contentious that they come up with the dumbest takes over the most trivial topics just to have an argument. I'm fucking done. Leaving and never coming back. And no, you will not "see me tomorrow". I'm closing the tab now and moving on with my life. Get fucked.

>watched goy slop
>is surprised it was goy slop
no shit you fucking retarded faggot nigger

>>149491627
I liked aspects of it tbqh but not as much as s1

>>149491626
at least his excuse is that he's a retarded commie coke head. what is yours?

>liberals demolished in election
>their main focus is whether or not they should have gender quotas in their party

>>149491634
See you tomorrow

>>149491606
>Something that is aside from our point of discussion
No, I don't think it is. What is the primary use of tupperware, do you think?

>racism outside of /b/

shant be letting that one slide, seppo.

>>149491634
not an airport mate

>>149491641
the absolute spastic who decided the entire season had to revolve around a god damn baby being born and ALLOWED to play is just fucking stupid

only reason i watch dancing with the stars is to see the clips of them in the studio working on the dances and the sexy dancer girls are wearing leggings and showing off their sexy bums and legs

>serong
>37

lmao bagholders BTFO

pies are this good without jordie. not good for the rest of us

Going to leave this general and not come back. Time to move on, time to grow up, time to get a job.

is freo vs st kilda the most boring afl fixture?

if you have a job and pay taxes you are funding child trafficking

>>149491694
good luck see you in 3 days

>us

>>149491704
swans - gws or gws-gold coast

>>149491641
season 1 stands on it's own
no reason to continue watching it

is it okay if i wrap my plate of leftovers in clingfilm to store overnight or is that too "american" some how?

>>149491727
based and microplasticspilled

wtf is clingfilm

>>149491727
well put it in the fridge tand then its fine

wtf is peak chicken? why are zoomers like this.

>>149491727
don't cook leftovers apparently

>leftovers
makes me think of pokemon and snorlax

i got hammered drunk and you cant stop me aussie faggot

where the hell did turkbro go

>>149491738
glad wrap

>>149491727
Like the suffocating surveillance state that wrapped every Soviet citizen in layers of bureaucratic control, we entomb our leftovers in cling film. A plastic prison that preserves decay while slowly leaching toxins, turning yesterday's sustenance into tomorrow's silent poison.

>>149491694
You said that yesterday.

>>149491761
sprayed him with the mortein earlier

>>149491765
That was well written bro. Hope it wasn't ai.

>>149491761
he lurks in /cric/ often

>>149491761
he got sick of ragesperg i guess

>>149491765
based aisperg

ozstralia is goin to the World Cup

are you excited?

>>149491824
We're at every World Cup now. Never go deep so not really. Same old, same old.

two shit teams going nowhere

wagies have work tomorrow

watching tv is too american i reckon

not sure if my mind is just poisoned by everyone else here being negative but the footy has been crap this year compared to even last year. last year the competition felt pretty balanced, outside of the bottom three teams it felt like each game was competitive. this year it feels like there's three contenders with collingwood generally being far better than the rest, but brisbane and arguably geelong are still in the mix despite occasionally playing absolute stinkers. the suns have had a piss easy fixture but even now theyre burning out and playing shithouse. the rest of the teams in the eight are flat track bullies who won't go far into finals. every team below that is just a joke or has been so raped by injuries their season is basically unrecoverable.
genuinely only watched my team play this round compared to earlier this year and even last year where i'd tune in to neutral matches. is it just me or is this a new low for the sport? i'm pretty new, only started watching a few years ago, but this has been the worst season yet.

i watch telly

>>149491848
Not me. I'm a tradie and have an RDO

i liek 4chins
i do search plebbit threads but its too slow
4chin fast

>>149491848
Don't know how I'll ever go back to the wagie life. Maybe I won't.

>>149491848
what if they're working towards something and building equity?

>equity

the only thing you're or anyone is working toward is the grave
so who cares things like >equity
kek

i'm NEET but i'm not a nihilist

>>149491544
>not maximising efficiency of bulk sloppa cooking with several serves in the fridge and several in the freezer for later
dumb arse

saints are winning if anyone cares

You lot are very cynacil

buying bulk produce brings your cost per serve so far down it is utterly retarded to purchase just enough for a single serve

What's for dinner?

>>149491937
produce spoils quickly thoughbeit

>>149491937
no one asked champ

I'm the bloke who's going to reconcile
Shakespearean flair with fuckwit tradiespeak
in glorious and seamless synthesis.
They'll interview me on the ABC...

Fred are going to ruin my 7/7 round

ive been posting here since 2011

>>149491949
that's why you cook it all at once and freeze it in portions

>>149491948
I'm having a chocolate babka for dinner

What was the first reference to afl on /sp/

Feeling the need for a steak sandwhich.

returning after not posting for a couple years, why are threads so slow? did a bunch of posters die/move on?

is antitupperwaresperg also antimindfulnesssperg?

>>149491978
when asio decided to make a honeypot after that collingwood nonce and his colleagues were outed

>>149491948
Pumpkin soup with garlic bread followed by lamb backstrap with sautéed potatoes and peppers. Dessert is banana bread with ice cream. wbu?

watching blood diamond

>>149491990
I killed TipBLOB and RC is banned again. Also the only match on is fred vs saints

below the knees is such a retarded rule. literally rewarding players for being slow and second to the ball.

susie oneil has a nice body but her face is bung

I miss my mate RC

>>149492006
good movie. love dicaprios accent. always makes me laugh but in a good way. dicaprio is underrated in those sort of smaller movies hes done.

>>149492006
love his accent

the timing
the structure
did you hear
he fucked her

imagine these milf feet lathered in coconut oil gliding up and down your shaft, teasing your glans and balls

HEAVE HO UNNA

>>149492027
this but dicaprio in body of lies

>>149491999
empty headed retard

saints will bottle this

jordan clark is legit. he seems wasted over there on the worst cost, being a part of a choking flog enterprise. bring him back to the catters.

>>149492039
I would really rather not. In fact, I'm not particularly attracted to the female race.

Ross status = boss

>>149492059
BASED /nrlel/ refugee

>>149492054
I was disappointed he left. Didn't Scarlett dislike him or something?

need sharna burgess to fart in my mouth

For me it's wanking to Catriona Rowntree after watching Getaway

if you're sitting around spending energy on contemplating the sociological implications of fucking tupperware maybe you should give mindfulness a crack hey

>get rid of max hall after his 30s, 40s and 50s
>gets tripple figures

fuck sake

Real plebocrat hours

>>149492082
she still looks good. that new show she is in, what a yummy milf. never knew she had such a big ARSE.

FLAAAAGMANTLE

idk if it's the acid but is there a midget playing for the dockers

now watch as i get rid of jack sinclair, he will go 140 or something.

>>149492082
based footslut

me when i see max is out for the year

>19 kicks
>2 handballs

heres a thought, ross, you dumb fat cunt; how about putting wanga on the fucking BALL and getting him in the midfield. whats the point of having someone with speed and a good kick just plodding around the back.

>>149492134

asio and the AFP are a bunch of useless nonces getting paid to sit around viewing pizza all day and night
a man alone in his room is invisible
joel cauchi attacks can come out of nowhere and happen anywhere at any time
people are right to live in fear

>>149492148
he's too soft for the contest

>ive given footjobs in all these countries teehehe

when dbz and pokemon had commercials i flipped to sunrise for mel d, first activation of milf boner

I really don't understand you freaks

>>149492160
racist

>>149492161
hnnnnnnnnnnng those are some LONG milfy toes

i totally forgot jack macrae existed

>>149492178
gtfo my fourchins

australian tv peaked at sophie lee on the bugs bunny show

sharna burgess is a 10

who put sophie lee in sophie lees body

Fuck there goes the loom margin

harry garside is a little twink. ive got a good 40 kilos on him. i could heem him easily.

this round of footy has been really good but please dont attribute it to the teams that are not playing thanks

Lyon lost the rossbowl

LOOM

who are we trading sinclair for

LOOM

Loom lads?

>>149492290
...ded

Jackson is NOT a loomer

>Unicorn

exact 2-score margin aka anti-loom

Way to go

My Dockies

>>149492314
you ok m8?

Fold that spud team Stkilda. Bunch of deadset spuds

Tom Lynch is based as fuck. Played the most kino game of any player in years today. This dogshit sport was only ever entertaining because of the angry spastics who went around belting blokes, and that is the one thing the league needs

>>149492261
monkey :D

6/7 on tips, fucking Carlton

>>149491948
Had a Zinger Stacker box.

i was 7/7, every game was easy to predict, fucking shit round of footy

>>149492337
2/7 for me

>>149492006
That's what I call your mom's butthole after I ravage it with my dick.

0/6 for me because I don't watch this trash

comfy sitting here in my jesmond flat hearing gun shots in the distance as MY fred march towards the 2025 hip

>>149492358
>I don't watch the sport at all, I just post in the threads about it
Sad.

>>149492363
just glowie things

>>149492363
Not my fault I'm friendless.

>>149492337
>he fell the for the carlton meme
LOL
O
L

>>149492376
it obviously is

>>149492414
How so?

The inaction that causes my depression is the same inaction that stop me from suicide. I’m kept in a limbo

Did you blokes enjoy the footy this weekend?

>>149492429
based lance franklin

>>149492376
>Not my fault I'm friendless.
It unironically is
>>149492419
What have you done to get friends
>>149492429
>The inaction that causes my depression is the same inaction that stop me from suicide. I’m kept in a limbo
What steps have you taken to address your depression?

Also do you blokes such a lot of cock like I do?

i live in a cheap run down block of flats in jesmond near KFC with chinks, nigs, muzzies and uber eats delivery drivers and i support Flagmantle. always have, always will be Flagmantle land.

Bit cold here in Jesmond. Missus just got all rugged up when I was about to ask her for some sex. D'oh!

>>149492040
im not sure abnos are human

It's impossible to cultivate friendships in the current year. And even if it were, nobody is worthy of being my friend. Thus I remain solitary until my death.

>>149491948
just polished this lot off

>collingmeme almost lost to iggs
>AT HOME
The absolute state

ynr the dollfucker larp

>>149492481
>It's impossible to cultivate friendships in the current year. And even if it were, nobody is worthy of being my friend. Thus I remain solitary until my death.
What have YOU done to cultivate friendships?

>larp

>>149492493
Nothing, I've burned every bridge I've had. Fuck those idiots.

whatever haappened to that trippy named bruce

my childhood was awesome
now, not as much

>>149492506
So the reason that YOU don't have friendships is because of YOUR actions. You push people away and consider yourself too good for others because of some ridiculous superiority complex

>>149492486
>larp

watchin FUBAR then goin to bed

if you fell for the dollfucker larp you fell for one of the most sophisticated trolls I've ever seen. if you can't even admit or recognise it was a larp you are just not as good as you think you are

>>149492535
>someone spent 2-3k on a doll as a "larp"

Honestly chatgpt is not that smart, my questions are way to niche for it

>>149492482
based habib

>>149492542
excuse me I’m on nofap please don’t post that stuff

>>149492557
it was a larp, in so that it wasnt someone posting those pics originaally to 4chan. they were from another forum, posyted here to look like a 4chan poster. same thing with some of the other "personas" over the years. you see it done in /nrl/ as well.

>>149492376
Judging by your posts I think it is.

Waiting for that one retard to say "hey joshy" so he can show how much of a based oldfag he is

>>149492376
Perhaps you should look for friends that share common interests?

>>149492593
im not josh, so he would be wrong anyway.

if you're going to porn post atleast post cute jav girls and not blown out white tyrone leftovers

>>149492521
escorts look like that i find that kinda sad desu cartcunt

>vlcsnap
lol poorfag

>>149492629
How do rich people watch porn?

>>149492570
post forum

thanks josh just lost my job because you posted these pics thanks a lot dickhead

>>149492634
on the iphone of the child they have paid to rape

>>149492570
yeah bro he posted pics of the doll in a brisbane outfit crapping on about brisbane lions and probably a time stamp as well
but it was all a larp and on some obscure forum about fucking dolls

the burden of proof is on you if this forum exists and we all fell for it then just post the link

>>149492634
NeuraLink

honestly vlc just werks
mpv is good and all but really all it does is not have a ui you think you are god. you can do everything you need to with vlc or mpc-hc

>>149492646
He's too smart to fall for anything, he bangs on about every foreign flag being a vpn too.

>>149492670
it was obvious the jeet was mickhead though
rest of the flags probably aren't vpns

>>149492670
pineapple

How do I study for the pub test?

>>149492694
use the eye test first

>>149492694
does it pass the smell test?

>>149492716
schizo anon will say it's ai slop

If you fuck that thing, I really hope you don't own any animals.

>>149492638
>>149492646
lmao newcunt glowies absolutely FROTHING

>>149492716
it's the 29th

>>149492738
timezone innit

>>149492716
That's a high quality pic

woe is me tards are usually bad people and don't realise it

>>149492506
I'm genuinely sorry anon, friends are very tough
I've had so many just leave me on read when I stopped seeing them irl (due to circumstances outside our control), and then most people have established friendship groups and aren't looking for any more
at this point, you don't really need them and can live without them, but it would be nice if they were there

>>149492732
>schizo
no my man, i was just able to work this faggot into posting by merely attacking him where it hurts, attention and legacy.

>>149492759
i kneel

>>149492742
the filename is 29th and the written timestamp is 28th
it was obviously a written error

Init is dead and trannies have killed it

whats everyones choice of cigarette
me? whatever the dodgy indian vape shop has for twenty dollars

Sunday night

>coffin nails
no thanks

>>149492771
I don't smoke. It's unhealthy, accelerates your ageing, costs a fortune and makes you smell bad.

i hope you never have a friend

>>149492771
I used to go horizon reds, cheap but still bretty good

>>149492776
tfw toil tomorrow

>>149491855
I agree. The game is dogshit. I just don’t have the interest in neutral games any more. As soon as 7 of the top 8 are frauds there’s no point watching.

Marlboro red
I tear off filter

friends are for cowards.

Thinking of some ideas for a spergout. Any suggestions?

In many ways, we are all friends.

>>149492813
I'm not your friend, champ

>seppo gets flagged for racism outside of /b/
>jeet turns up

delicious

ADELAIDE CROWS: What MCG hoodoo?
BRISBANE LIONS: Had the bye.
CARLTON: Vibes are horrible.
COLLINGWOOD: A wobbly month?
ESSENDON: Had the bye.
FREMANTLE: Jackson a superstar.
GEELONG: Had the bye.
GOLD COAST SUNS: Proper mature win.
GWS GIANTS: Had the bye.
HAWTHORN: Shades of 2024.
MELBOURNE: Better than record.
NORTH MELBOURNE: Big step backwards.
PORT ADELAIDE: So you’re saying...
RICHMOND: Eight more weeks...
ST KILDA: Let it slip.
SYDNEY SWANS: Leaving run late.
WEST COAST EAGLES: Brave. Positive signs.
WESTERN BULLDOGS: Really vital result.

>>149492716
Based DF, any progression made on the real gf front?

Good to see Joshy hasn’t killed himself yet.

the worst thing is a fake friend, which is much worse than no friends
people who just use you, manipulate you, laugh at you but you have to keep spending time with them because you feel like it would be better than having no friends
friends are hard work, and friendships are hard work, especially post-smartphone and post-hoaxvid

the josh situation is insane

>>149492828
can't argue with that

>>149492832
This TRVKE utterly pierced through my heart and left an irreparable mark for a Sunday night

>>149492819
Applied for jannie yet rulesperg?

>>149492832
the worst thing is thinking anyone is going to read all of that, you dumb faggot.

You are all my closest friends.

>>149492846
who'd be a jannie

>>149492838
>projecting

>>149492779
>>149492783
didn't ask for your shit opinions you faggot spastics

>>149492811
already had one over tupperware earlier in the thread champ, and wet bulbs (whatever those are) a few threads ago

>>149492855
*closet

>>149492855
Except Josh.

Josh is the only real friend here the rest of you are unreliable

>>149492872
josh is a part of you whether you like or not.

>>149492855

love that milfy jewess on masterchef, some proper milfs on that show really corrr

Was fiending for an arse flogging one day so I squatted on a bottle of Carlton draft in the bathtub.

we never watch kinos together anymore
we're drifting apart :(

I'd like to watch Straffo-tier world films and Hollywood golden era classics with you lot but I presume you wouldn't be interested to I don't bring it up and I don't want to be responsible for co-ordinating it all.

The only kino I watch these days is the 6 porn videos I open up during my morning wank.

we should watch conan

>>149492927
why six?

we should all do an /afl/ meet up one day at imax

>>149492864
>didn't ask for your shit opinions you faggot spastics
You literally did.

>>149492933
Seemed like the average off the top of my head.

>>149492846
He doesn't have personal mail

actually i take that back

>>149492927
Which six videos?

josh is a part of your computer, your phone and your brain.

>>149492954
Whatever tickles my knob that morning.

>>149492838
Dogs Dockers would be a waste of a game

>>149492838
Lions are finishing fourth?

i can't get an erection without porn

>>149492819
>seppo gets flagged for racism outside of /b/
How'd you know that?

>>149493013
your boyfriends name is porn? lmao

>>149493013
That's legitimate erectile dysfunction. You need to quit porn for a few weeks.

>>149493036
>le gay is le bad

>>149493013
Would help if you spoke to an actual woman.

>>149493041
well said mate

>>149493045
Some say he's still sitting on that car, thinking those long thoughts...

>First Crack already having the talk about Carlton cleaning out everyone to accelerate the rebuild
It is so over.

>>149493036
>le gay is le bad

The collingwood magpies are on top of the afl ladder by a considerable distance, therefore they are better than team you support

>watching first goy
>slurping up media

you are rthe goodest goy

Dosn didn’t play this week, so I automatically win.

>>149493044
i do. i still need porn to bar up and maintain an erection with a real woman.

>blocks your path piesperg

>>149493069
I wank to porn multiple times a day and can still fuck the missus. You need professional help.

>>149493069
you havent been with a woman so why are you concerned.

My life is so sad

>>149493088
join the club; its called /afl/.

collingwood would be lower on the ladder if the scumps didn't gift them games
they nearly lost to west coast KWAB

squid game is psychological warfare against the north korean regime

>>149493103
it's so cringy and shit it may as well be psychological warfare against the south koreans

tony h took a beating this week lol

>>149493103
>>149493111
akagi and kaiji was better than that slop

Did you know, 4chud was hacked again. Captcha and pass weren't working

where have all the good men gone

>>149493060
Not me, the based catters beat your fagpies

Britania

Brittany

Big girthy cock.

>>149493141
you dont support geelong

if you are sad and lonely get a dollwife
someone you can love and share you life with and will always be there to comfort you and support you

and where are all the gods

IF god were real...
THEN women would have cocks and balls

had a big late meal around 5pm now trying to think of something medium sized i can have for dinner purely so that i don't wake up hungry at 2am
maybe some toast

>>149493196
Who the fuck wakes up halfway through the night hungry?

>>149493210
me. i do

i am a big fat cunt thouigh

>>149493210
me if i don't eat enough for dinner

I am /afl/'s heftiest man

>>149493210
me almost every night. don't even remember doing it most of time.

Blood diamonds was pretty good albeit long af, moving on to John wick now, imma start being the alf movie guy

>>149493332
Can you watch proper films instead then

>>149493343
I’m just a beginner mate

>>149493343
oh fuck off tosser

>>149493343
trvke

Watch tumbbad
It's great for beginners

There's only about 20 watchable english language films

>>149493405
Oh yeah? List them

Might reno my backyard

i was told antichrist is a good movie but it's just a mental illness simulator piece of shit

Might demo my backdoor

nate caddys momther

>>149493419
Clockwork orange
Apocalypse now
Eyes wide shut
Damage
Stealing beauty
Last emperor
Pretty baby
Kingdom of heaven
Barry lyndon
Duellists
Princess bride
The dreamers
FMJ
Blade runner
Lost highway
Mulholland dr
Lawrence of arabia
jaws
Taxi driver
Godfather 1

chicky nuggies for din dinz

>>149492070
there was some weird shit around him leaving but i don't know how much was made up by fans annoyed that he left
he's good friends with selwood still apparently

>>>/g/105740562

Thinking about all the tinder dates I went on when I was extremely desperate and autistic and failed miserably to make any sort of connection

as of this round, the byes are over
long live the byes

>>149493495
absolute trash list, the sort of shit i would expect a letterboxd poser to suggest

I prefer the term 'film' over 'movie'.

>>149492362
where the fuck is jesmond

>>149493605
i call the lot of em shows ay im from the riverina go rams

Cinema sovl

remememba when they brung in the supergoal and didn't think to remove the number 50 from the arcs then one bloke kicked one on the number 50 and the umps couldnt tell if it was a 9 or 6 pointa

>>149493663
oh yeh struth she was a right old mess that one

>brung

honestly Victoria should own it all up to and including wagga

honestly victoria should be destroyed

i rememememba the next round of the wizardc up most grounds painted the rest of the arc properly but at subi they just mowed off the numbers and left a big gap

I invented *be's* posting

melbourne should have the entire worlds nuclear arsenal deployed against it

I invented countless ‘micks and forced even more.

Why do they make the inside of underwear white? There's only so much a washing machine can do to remove shit and blood stains.

inside of my jocks is always the same colour as the outside

even when i poo my undies i make sure to spread some to the outside to match

*be's* posting endures
your shit 'micks are all fleeting fads, and nothing more

i invented nick daicos posting

>>149494444
Digits don't lie

cummy jarmys

Night, cunts.

>>149495319
night mate

Just woke up.

off to the gym lads

between sets

sucked a cock for protein

iggs