What did Charles see....?

Holy shit, Topuria is seriously a fucking midge lol

>manlets finally learned

the pearly gates

>>149489913 (OP)
hopefully something warm and happy

fuck dump

let's wrestle let's wrestle

*Me if I was booked to fight Illia "hands of stone" Topuria*

>>149489913 (OP)
charles tanked that shit

>>149489913 (OP)
That the Gospels are anonymous

>>149489926
is that fucking Pantoja

>>149489913 (OP)
He saw Cub swanson's face

>>149489913 (OP)
seriously though why couldn't unranked welterweight pigslam "no belts" duckhachev do that?

THE Maori fighting spirit?

Why did nobody tell oliveira that he had a big reach and height advantage?

Ilia Topuria is Pakistani

Kashmir

We have a champion

Arman will get the shot

>>149489940
Except they aren't

What's the deal with the middle fight, are they big prospects?

Tom - Christian
Ank - Muzzie
DDP - Christian
JDM - Christian
Topuria - Christian
Volk - Scientologist
Merab - Christian
Pantoja - Christian

>>149489935
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149489913 (OP)
Majority of top contenders and champions are from Caucasus. Its like they are overpowered by default.

>>149489951
This nigga been looking 14 for the last 5 years...

>>149489913 (OP)
>2 shots in every can

Good grief is that a jpg depicting Donald John Trump being anally penetrated by a large black penis?? How very crude.

Toporio shan't dare muster Gamrot's name

which part of Spain/Georgia are you guys from?

>>149489965
no, the piss break

>>149489965
I hate it when they waste a ppv on that fake belt

>>149489965
gautier is their new project

kill dump

>>149489977
kutaisi

>>149489980
It's not a fake belt. It's the realest belt in the company or the STAND AND BANG belt

>>149489977
IM IN MARBELLA BRO!!

>>149489957
He is the most MENA looking churka
Dude look like the average ratus/racaille here

>>149489965
>Pitbull co-main after his disgraceful last fight
The UFC has fallen

>>149489951
This white boy is too small to be a Maori

>>149489935
>>149489986

can't they give hooker to garth so at least they can justify him getting brutalized by topturo?

So it seems that Tigers are stronger than Lions

>>149489981
Gautier is also a french/Cajun name which is big in Louisiana

>>149489864
Gooby fanbase was largely anglos and he had a lot of haters but hatewatchers give views too.
Chael is the og tho

>>149489995
I'm fooking Spanish *roulette noises*

Anshul "the king of lions" Jublee sleeps Ilia topuria

dana confirmed arman missed weight and the "hurt back" was a cope from arman

Time for breakfast boys, wake me up when it's August

>>149489977
Düsseldorf

>>149489913 (OP)
I thought we were good at this thing, what happened?

There's no one that can stop illiia. I'm predicting a 5 year reign minimum.

Charles always fights like a spastic retard in his big moments. He should have fought like he did against Chandler in the rematch and he could have actually won. Why rush in against a guy with death-touch power when you’re coming off a killer weight cut and you have zero head movement? dumb ass Brazilian lol

>>149489965
Zellhuber is a quality top 15 level young guy
Kopylov is top 10 level, but his grappling is too weak
Gautier is a hot new prospect. 81" reach at MW is God tier

Lindsey Graham would destroy ilia topturia

>>149490012
he's from cameroon m8

Volk needs to move up and gain the rematch

Ilia will retire before i get the chance to heem him :(

>>149489938
he would’ve flattened khabib lil bro

>>149490029
Paddy subs him round 1 via d'arce choke

Dana White has raped Joshua Van to death

this can't be right

>>149490029
islam subs him

Sadly Ilia is too much of a real one and an uncowardly champion that he would never pull a "i need dastin porriyeah for legacy brazza yoo no dis" like jizzlam did because I really would love to see Peahead added to the deletions collection

>>149489913 (OP)
Charles was a retard for fighting so close. He has 5" reach and kept trying to clinch in the 1st round when he should've kept distance and used leg kicks.

>>149490029
he wants to retire at 30

>>149489913 (OP)
Christ, I thought Herbert was worst but this one takes the cake.
>what is he seeing?
KWAB and retirement match m’fraid

>>149490016
Anshul vs Ngannou is the only fair matchup. After that the winner would face Tom for HW belt.

>>149489913 (OP)
Fuck Charles

Its crazy KO's Volk, Ilia and Charles

>>149490035
French colony
>>149490041
́No
Khabib had a iron chin and god tier wreslting
He would took him down and GNP/sub him

What part of Spain are you from, lads? I'm from Brampton, Spain. Lifelong Tapuria fan, and not ashamed to say it.

>>149490043
Harsh but fair, he was hapa after all

>>149489913 (OP)
caught a glimpse of the schaubrealm

but could he beat Iron Mike Chandler?

hes going to be insufferable once he coaches JDM to nullify Islam

>>149490013
As for me i thoroughly enjoyed watching khabib tapping him

>>149490041
Name the top >>149490040
10 times Khabob has been flattened

>>149489913 (OP)
>kill shot actually hit his collar bone
Why the FUCK would they show this angle? This is faker than the Lawler/Price debacle

Topuria KILLS Jake Paul inside the ring

>>149490068
Yup, brutally rapes him actually

>>149490072

>>149490035
Its a French name because France colonized Cameroon

>>149490050
Its the other way around BDS tranny
People ducked islam

I remember watching Ryan Hall get heemed by Ilia and thinking KWAB what a fucking bum, only for Ilia to do it against all the other top fighters

Ryan vindicated, and still solved MMA, he didnt lose to anyone that the GOATs didnt lose to

i haven't watched a press conferences in a long time, do they not do fighter post anymore?

>>149490050
He's already called out Justin Gaethje and Paddy Pimplett and turned down Arman lmao

>>149490084
Good thing we won't see this for another 35 years.

I understand why Islam ducked and I forgive him

>>149490094
Do you have pictures of her pussey?

>they doubted tilapia
when will you lot learn?

>>149490094
Not a sport for females

>ILLIA NO STOP PLEASE IM BEGGING YO-noo..........

>>149490087
agp sneed ftw

>>149490091
Shartles did the same shit as Hall. Ryan figured him out but he just wasn't good enough.

>>149490087
that's not what my Sneed says, you should get yours checked

If Soicano does this to you..... what is BEASTpuria going to do?

>>149490061
>Khabib had a iron chin
Got rocked by dustbin

>>149490079
Khabib gets flattened ten times he hypothetically fights Ilia

How did Oliveira even get a cut that quickly?

>>149490106
Ilia Hamtaro you mean ?

>>149490094
Another typical whore trying to weasel her way into a mens hobby so she can get attention. many "men" will fall for this as well. Sad!

I chose Charles and was wrong

>>149490094
women: 1. stop getting tattoos, 2. give me sex

been eating a lot of cheeseburgers and let me tell you dawg I could clear a room

>>149490121
Ilia's haki

Grin!

>>149490121
this but khabib is islam and conor is several inches shorter

If it were boxing Hermansson would've answered the 10 count

>>149490109
Sensei Jai I Scoot

>>149490101
Arman is just a lesser version of Islam who he will fight sooner or later so there's no reason not to skip him

>>149490121
Every time I see a Khabib or Conor clip posted they both look so much worse than I remember

>the most exciting future fight in the UFC is a flyweight title fight
How the tides have changed

>the grin of self-knowledge

>>149490142
This tape should be studied a million times by every competitor or it’s ogre for lightweight

>>149490127
These are fair terms

>>149490094
What's the deal with some women and ugly ass tattoos that pollute their nice skin and turn them into garbage?

>>149490136
They should make a natty king belt and give it to borrachinha

>Charles Oliveira
>Played it safe against Tsarukyan
>Played it safe against Chandler
>Go to brawl in close distance against the biggest puncher

How retarded is he ?

Topuria got rocked early in the fight don't forget

>>149490121
Ilia would destroy these amateurs holy shit.

>>149490147
This was before the low calf kick meta. Also that fight was 7 years ago (Crazy I know)

>>149490147
Conor unironically sucked. He beat up midgets at 145 then got beat up multiple times at 155 (including a humiliating loss to bum Nate Diaz lmao)

>>149490158

>>149490158
He correctly identified that the best way to beat a pressure fighter is to not give up the center of the cage and then committed to a pocket exchange for literally no reason and died

>>149490136
Actually a nice card. I will accidentally sleep and wake up feeling sorry. oh no I missed it. then just watch the replay of Max Vs Dustin only. Costa and Ige fights if I feel good in mood.

>>149490121
What a fucking fight

>>149490158
He gets nervous under high pressure fights and reverts back to fighting like a retard

>>149490158
He did played safe but Charles realize that ilia isn’t gonna take the bait not to mention Charles was bleeding

>>149490154
that means a lot to me anon, thank you

>>149490121
It's like watching footie from the 50s

>>149490158
>brazillian mma
>smart

pick 1

am i supposed to believe this guy can beat topuria?

>>149489946
'd 'o

Charles was never gonna win and was paper champ. He barely beat Dustin and Justin and they’re both bums

>>149490158
That's pretty much every Charles fight. He always gets rocked...It's almost a guarantee he's going to get hurt in the fight and somehow find a way to recover then win, the only issue is that this time he got his lights put out cold

Bad news folks Jeff Molina has contracted monkey pox

All white champions (almost)

>>149490173
Obrigado, now I can tell you about the 15 different injuries I was nursing before the fight.

>>149490121
A small gust of wind would cut Charles he has so much scar tissue

>>149490146
He's officially in cuck chair and on Dana's shitlist. He can't even say properly that Ilia's ducking because he knows damn well that he's not in the convo anyway.

>>149490188
no
known
weaknesses

>>149489913 (OP)
Betting against Topuria right now is moronic. His boxing is absurd and he has fucking nukes in his hands. Plus his wrestling is elite. I think he heems Islam at this point too desu.

Idk why I was expecting them to bring tom aspinall into the cage and formally announce him as the heavy weight champion. With video on the screen and a little speech

>>149490188
Well… that night proves it that people forgot that ilia can wrestle out

>>149490094

>>149490188
no

Why hasn't anyone tried to kill Joe Rogan at a UFC show yet

Ilia should to a street fighter style arcade mode gauntlet where he fights multiple fighters in one night. because i'd really love to watch him just clean out the division. Delete Dookie Dan, delete Gaychee, delete Peahead, delete Chandler, delete Fiziev, delete Gamrot, delete all these flushed retards that have been stalling the division for years. Have Tony as an optional challenge round like when you try to heem the barrel for bonus points. It's sad that Ilia will probably fight none of these guys, they all deserve the dusting that Shartles and Max received.

You guys are fuken dumb as dick if you thought Charls would win. Stand up, be counted, and turn in your dicks for cunts. Respectfully.

Topuria is like a young Rob Whittaker during this run.

>>149490204
Islam is swimming at khabib's sweat pool in preparation for this fight so i don't think so.

Why doesn't topuria just go into boxing? He would make way more money that poofc

>>149490206
>here's Tom
>please clap

>>149490209
charles is kinda homeless...

>>149490013
you mean gsp
https://youtu.be/Cl-beMYQ-K0?si=a_Yy954IN13HhsD0

>>149490220
topuria started as a grappler right?

>>149490194
No he clearly fought a different way against Tsarukyan and Chandler, he played it safe and didn't did his usual crazy brawl

but for some reason he tought it would be smart to brawl against the nigga that has the deadliest hook of the UFC

it could have been more intresting if he would have tried to manage distance and shit, but like an anon said i think pressure got to his head

>>149490196
>Pantoja
>Ilia
>Merab
>Ankalaev
>>149490220
Great boxer for mma but in boxing he would get beaten by any top 30 of his category

Joshua Van would knock that little faggot Topuria's head into a dust cloud

>>149489977
Barcelonishvili

>>149490225
yes his background is in wrestling

>>149490213
They caught us mang

If you blink, let alone look away from the screen during a round, you deserve to miss the heem. Nigger.

When you are illuminated by Onlyfans, an anal prolapse becomes your fate

Let's regroup right here!
We're all in agreement that Lordpuria is minimum top 5/...

>>149490121
>2010s elite MMA is starting to look like royce gracie tier bumfights
so this is what it feels like to get old. its like when you thought a ps2 game looked like real life when you were younger.

>>149490232
Why did you @ me? I dont understand

>>149490233
this, but the opposite

>>149490155
The problem is you're attempting to rationalize the behavior and decision making of women

>>149490233
Difference is that van only knows boxing and he didn’t knockout a legendary grappler in round 1

>>149490230
>Manage distance
Well Illia is good at closing distance. His path to victory was to grapple and he got reversed in the first exchange and was going for desperate leg locks. This was an unwinnable fight for him from the get-go.

>>149490252
10/10 comparison its exactly like that

Fuck i really want to see the Paddy fight

>>149490232
>Great boxer for mma but in boxing he would get beaten by any top 30 of his category
Boxing is way overrated with multiple fake belts and weak champs.
topuria could get at belt at 154 against an absolute bum like fundora.

>>149490244
I want to see natsupoi fight topuria

>>149490026
Pantoja looking as good as ever m8

anime butt

>>149490230
no, keep away is what Max tried and he got heem'ed so Charles said he was going to do what nobody has tried vs Topuria, go head to head. Guess we know how that one ends

>>149490155
women are biologically more into cosmetics and feeling unique

>>149490232
Real boxers are unironically mostly fake ones and would kill to have Ilia’s power

>>149490026
U S A D A

>>149490265
I doubt it. A big factor in MMA fighters trying boxing is that they have to spend a lot of mental energy in just trying to supress MMA muscle memory. Imagine accidentally throwing a kick or shooting a takedown in boxing.

>>149490232
Boxing nowadays is fake and gay m’fraid all thanks to that pedo Paul

Paddy and topuria both disposed of 2 former top tier lightweights in brutal fashion. Its THE fight to make.

>>149490267
I think shes taller than him kek

>>149490271
we know

>>149490233
>165 cms
More like Joshua Tuk Tuk

Gamrot

>>149490265
Not a chance lol. Even washed Keith Thurman would send Illias head into orbit

>>149490244
breeding poi's pussy!

>>149490252
Conor is completely gassed and khabib is taking the round off to recharge his wrestling
Every fight that goes long enough has moments like this

Hey Britbro

Can’t win them all brother. Bounce back at 318. I believe in you

>>149490196
Not a single buck in sight, kek

>>149490293
More like RamRod into my asshole haha.

Im finna oinksplode

>>149490304
Let's not get gay

Ilia would fucking massacre Paddy. Hope UFC doesn’t make that fight happen

People really need to wake up to how useful an oblique kick is against Topuria
Hell we JUST saw Van vs Royval where the third round completely flipped on a dime because Van realized Royval was outting too much weight on lead leg and started hammering at it
One or two oblique kicks in the first minute would completely destroy Ilia's strategy

>>149490273
Max and Charles are very different fighters and have differents weapons, you never know, maybe he could have done some intresting ground work or whatever throughout the fight

Ilia "Nitro" Topuria

>>149490121
Its crazy how much reach Conor had on khabib and he was stilling getting pieced up, what a fucken bum lol

paddy is essentially oliveira

>>149490244
Not are poi

>>149489948
I was wondering why they said nobody's ever knocked Charles out
This is a clear delayed heeming

>>149490318
Charles ground game is so overrated

>>149489977
Mexico

>>149489913 (OP)
proper heem that

>>149490315
shit would unironically be a -1000 favorite for illia

>>149490121
Ilia seems both of them when they were in their primes in the same night

>>149490051
>Charles was a retard
he is still alive

>>149490322
Reach doesn't matter if you're a cardlet who can't grapple

>The Age of Pitter Patter Is Over. The Time of The Heemsters Has Come.

>>149475004
Legit astonished how clueless the English are about MMA

in retrospect this was inevitable

>>149490335
he has shitty wrestling entries but crazy bjj skills

i would have loved to see him on topuria's back

Paddy would smoke ilia however he likes

Ilia is THAT cracker

>ufc already uploaded the topuria TKO

AURA...

>>149489977
Morocco

>>149489965
never heard of Ateba Gautier in my life and I watch every event, why is this dude on the main card of a PPV?

>Chalets fighted like a fool
Charles ALWAYS fights like this, which is why he gets knocked down in almost all of his fights

>>149490314
why not cutie

Why don’t Brits understand MMA?

>>149490355
>English

>>149490048
then why is he running away?

>>149490329
It's wild how the entire stadium of my 5 buddys went from "Islam dont care" to "Islam is ducking ilia"....
Y'all dont realize how much of a damage this event done did to islams legacy

>>149490370
The British are not good at combat sports. They prefer to kick balls around like fags

>>149490357
These combos are so basic. Literally just defend the hooks and hes useless.

>>149490366
He's an african super nigga from africa

>>149490340
Not that wide but prob Ilia -400 like tonight. Paddy is bigger than Charles with a better chin

ilia showed holes, but his bread and butter is p4p of all time so it makes up for it

>>149490380
Charles has no defence, he gets dropped and rocked in every fight

>>149490367
go check his last two fight, he was way more careful and stopped fighting like a brain dead retarded brawler

until today kek

For the antitopuriacels:
There was a moment during one of the clinches that Ilia was sent stumbling to the end of the cage, you can clip that into a webm and use it in the build up of his next fight

>>149490377
The mma community is very hiveminded and follows the next thing as soon as it gains hype.

Paddy vs ilia in Madison Square garden this November.

Look I’m just gonna say it anons

Charles fucking sucks. Worst striking defense in UFC history. Never wins again

>>149490362
firecracker

It’s a breath of fresh air to have Illia in the poofc. Been a while since we’ve had a proper heemer with real power. Pereira was fun but he’s ancient now and his body is clearly all fucked up

why did i pick shartles bros...

>>149490394
Do Mexicans like Topuria?

Paddy is bigger and stronger than Charles and Charles was clearly physically stronger than Illia in their grappling exchange in the first.
If Paddy can work Illia into a position like he got Chandler, it's 100% over.

>>149490147
Khabib striking sucked and Cannor was gassed from being wrestlefucked

>>149490407
would let him rail my girl while i sit in the corner and whimper.

>>149490377
We told you he was ducking from the start

>>149490406
I do.

>>149490399
I thinked he's washed since the Chandler fight, bro went to the decision to a guy that got heemed by tPaddy few months after

0 american champions

>>149490407
niggas sweet out here

>>149490209
the fuck is wrong with you posting this?

>>149490420
Merab.

>>149490396
Tell me how what Ilia has accomplished in his past 3 fights doesn't eclipse any of Jones, GPS, or Silva's Career

>>149490418
On average I mean. Do your friends and family like him?

>>149490427

>>149490409
kek, paddy's ground game is no better than ilia's

he literally has no way to victory, it's a fucking suicide to put a step in the octogon

Is the new not-usada agency more strict than actual usada?

>>149489977
Guria but I live in Kutaisi

The PI in Mexico burnt down because of shoddy construction?
Who built the PI in Mexico do you think?

georgia is an american state look it up

>>149490438
He sold his horses and doesn't have access to their roids anymore.

>>149490417
You were ahead of the knowledge liek I was... differnece between how the normies fele about it...
difference is... Ilia just captured the entire hearts and midns of you your wife and your mother.
There is no question.

>>149490427
Holy shit I almost laughed out loud. My mom would get mad tho.

>>149490427
Beat Volk who had his brains and nervous system scrambled months before by Islam, beat max who came back down in weight after moving up and who also finally got his chin cracked by gaethje, and then beat Shartles who just actually sucks. It looks good on paper but all these guys were damaged goods when they fought torpedo

>>149490420
America is your daddy so your champs are our champs.

It was always way riskier and more difficult to take on Ilia instead of JDM, that’s the truth of it

What happened to that brit who bet on shartles and kept bragging about being right

>>149490434
Mmkay nice twitter file name lil cock sucking fag bioy
TopDaddy's cock aint been removed from your mouf yet

>>149490448
Whats with the red marks on his hands and face?

>>149490265
>>149490275
>>149490282
No retarded faggot
Ilia is that strong because he is the first in mma with that good boxing
Mma fighters are retards who dont care about boxing and thats why ilia has so much success
>muh power
4oz gloves VS big boxing gloves
In boxing ilia power would be above average but nothing more
For exemple someone like tank would literally rip heads off in 4oz gloves

>>149490431
It's mixed. A lot of mexicans still act weird and butthurt about anything related to Spain, but it's some weak little bro shit.

>>149490445
seriously, why did he do it?

>>149490445
our loss pyferbros...
>>149490431
oh I dont really talk with people about mma in real life
>>149490442
uhhh

>>149490445
early stoppage

>>149490460
aids I'm not afraid

and remember, islam ducked topuria

>>149490420
name 1 good bong fighter

Reminder that Pantoja punked Van in the face off

>>149490465
herb told him to

>>149490453
yeah yeah and islam will just be the bum who lost to adriano martins we get it copert

>>149490442
jews

>>149490271
san se acabinho

>>149490453
Sounds like cope, but I could be wrong

>>149490460

>>149490357
>Jab to the body
>Jab to the head
>Right hook then left
>Hammer fists
Wow pieced him up like a peach

>>149490471
Anshul Jubli, maybe you heard of him

Ilia might be a goofy, but that niga ain't lying he's the evolution of MMA. An all time great at 28.

>>149490475
Hey im a big topuria fan and i think he beats Islam and that will be an undeniably good victory

>Mmkay
grown ass man typed that shit

>>149490362
Holy wignatranny cope

>>149490389
I'm certain he said he was going to go back to his brain dead ways tonight and look where that got him lol

>>149490453
Schaubed Volk who went 1-0.5 wiith Islam
Slept the the 2nd greatest FW ever and a top 10 fighter
Then slept another top 10 fighter
Mhmm he's a bum because "uhh/.... durr... me tryna sucky me dicky!"

>>149490462
gloves dont matter. inoue is killing people at 122lbs.
topuria is koing people with perfectly placed flush shots on the face; an extra 4oz won't matter.

https://x.com/RedCorner_MMA/status/1938648624617107768
Is being a cry baby faggot the worst base for MMA?

>>149490396
Also this
Mma community is one of the most faggoty and annoying community online

why are they stronger than dagestanies?

Kai Kara France is a cringe faggot and I was ecstatic to see Pantoja squeeze the life out of him.

Why does he try to larp as le badass evil Māori warrior? Looked fucking goofy in the cage with his forced evil stare, he looks like a skinny little manlet who is trying too hard

>>149490492
je m'appelle Jean-Pierre

>>149490491
hey the gamethread is over you can stop posting your thots now, you and that mexican faggot that spams the sam hyde hoes

>>149490465
Because jalin turner fumbled a win by not following up and everyone called him an idiot
I get that he was pretty much out but as a fighter you have to make sure, plus it’s the ref’s job to stop you, some refs jump right in between, shit even herb jumped between two fighters to prevent a follow up shot

Beating 3 UFC champs in a row by KO is legendary. You can't even accuse him of being a can crusher.

Kai got pissed and shit on he did not deserve to be in the cage with pantoja

>>149490497
They matter a lot

people really dont understand how good the charles win was.
like imagine if it was a 5 round war and he won the split. that easily could have happened and been impressive considering hes going up a division and fighting a former champion. He ended it in the first.

>>149490491
i could go to any college town and find 10 better looking woman in 30 mins walking on the streets.

>>149490513
Good

>>149490462
Not every boxer is like tank, hence there’s only one tank you retarded frogger. Most boxers are punchlets otherwise they’d be putting on highlight reels left and right, but they’re not. The distribution of athletic talent is similar in every field

>>149490493
holy retard

So why did Rogan bring Paddy the Fatty into the cage? Ranked number 8, best win is Michael CANdler. Are we really supposed to believe he deserves a title shot?

Just wild how far heemxtriggas gon go to avoid their master.
You can run but you vannot hide

>>149490501
its so forced. If he wasn't such a cornball about it, it would actually be based

Very rare based Dana moment

>>149490503
They arent
In wreslting, georgians get beaten by dagestanis for exemple
Its just caucasians being strong for exemple

>>149490518
you say that like any of them would speak to you

>algerian shitskin proving once again that the average iq in Algeria really is 74

Ilia might be invincible, period. We said this about woodley and usman and adesanya and volkanovski and pereira but I think it's true this time.

>>149490503
They're not. They're probably 95% genetically similar.

>>149490525
>>149490529
dana mind

>>149490526
love this dude but sadly Pantoja strangles him like he does everyone else

>>149490515
>people really dont understand how good the charles win was.
Literally no one, nobody here thought shartles had any chance, he is a massive quitter

>>149490520
Someone like a broken hand mayweather in the end of his career would be considered to have good power with 4oz gloves

>>149490538
>We said this about woodley and usman and adesanya
/heem/ didnt, that's just joe rogan glazing

>>149490538
Id unironically pick him up and slam him repeatedly into a fine red paste. Hes a fucking manlet.

>>149490535
i've attended andrew tate hustler university and can seduce any woman.

>>149490529
this is mere weeks after security blocked nunes

>>149490529
>Joe tries to hype a fight for the company
>Dana angry

he beat le...chinlet flushed turdles...he's le goat..

>>149490550
Nah he would literally injure himself with 4oz gloves.

I feel like fighters like Gaetjhe and Dustin are the kind of fighters who have a good reputation on their resumes, but will never win or be able to win a title. I don't know why, but there's something about them that says, "You'll never be a champion," and to be honest, they don't give off the vibe a champion should have.
Both can live thousands of years and never be champions

>>149490536
>Be shitskin
>Be numba wan exporter of your own women as prostitutes.

Brown skin ain't lookin that bad bruv

pretty funny how Kai kara france not becoming champion tonight was the difference between flyweight being one of the coolest divisions in the sport vs me never caring about flyweight ever again

He’s just so cringe and shit

>>149490548
yeah no 1 here (lthe and of morons) but all the ex/current fighter pundits and shit were saying the odds were insane

>>149490539
Genetically similar but not the same haplogroups
Dagestanis/Chechens/Azeris are more J
Goergians are more G

>>149490548
And yet he's still pisslam's best win. Really makes you think.

>>149490534
Depends on type of wrestling, Armenians are best at Greco-Roman, Dagestan best at freestyle, Georgia best at Judo
I can explain in more detail why, has to do what local native martial wrestling looked like for example Georgian khridoli chidaoba is extremely close to Judo
But caucasus overall is the best region per Capita at all forms of wrestling on the planet

Fuck armen

>>149490569
that was supposed to read (the land of morons)
but thats fine

>>149490536
Lmao you mentally ill tranny
You literally spammed charles to beat ilia

Did someone at UFC fuck up? It's showing Volk as the champ lol
https://www.ufc.com/rankings

Islam is TERRIFIED of GODpuria. He knows he would get heemed and will duck him as long as possible.

>>149490352
This makes me chuckle

>>149490575
>t.dana white

>>149490538
No just kick him/clinch him/gnp him/sub him
Dont be a retard like Charles that has zero head movement and try to box with him

hopefully Dustbin weems Max and steals the titul sho' from Gaethje again and Gaethje is shot into the sun and explodes

>>149490581
because he is the champ of his weightclass

Dana is protecting Ilia from Paddy

>>149490581
ilia vacated it dumbass

>>149490581
I am seeing Islam as the lw champ

>>149490564
Their skill levels just aren’t there. Both have holes (Dustin can’t grapple and he’s pretty slow, Justin is low IQ and gets drawn into fire fights). They both also have quit in them, we’ve seen Dustin give opponents positions to submit him and he taps quickly and we’ve seen Gaethje content to coast and stop fighting like he did at the end of the chandler fight (they both soft quit and neither wanted to engage anymore). They both lack real killer instinct and DOG.

>>149490570
You are more KV thougheverbeit

>>149490581
Damn, look at all those white people

>>149489913 (OP)
we manlets mog

>>149490377
its Islams fault for only fighting every 9 to 12 months. he's not active enough.

>>149490583
Islam subs him cause he isnt a retard

>>149490539
All of us have basal CHG (Caucasus hunter gatherer genome) that is very high in ratio.
Then there is variation, Dagestan ethnicities have CHG+steppe and ane, Chechens have CHG+ehg, Georgians have on average the highest CHG+Anatolian farmers from the south because we are on the south side of caucasus.

>>149490522
Watch the presser Frenchie

khabib has known for years that ilia is HIM and will end the islam meme if ever given the opportunity

>>149490592
Max is gonna beat pea brain

Not completely on topic today, but seriously, What went wrong?
We just get mogged by brazzas, both the Muslims and the Christian ones and even Japs now adays

>>149490158
Its based Macaco energy. You cannot reason or find logic in it.

>>149490551
>conveniently left out pereira
Ah the one they call mexicope around here

>>149490588
No one will watch. Everyone hates armen and his walk out song makes people leave the building

uhh, sissy status?

>>149490611
Yeah its CHG then for the haplos its G or J

>>149490553
when jeets see red bro

the silence from Ali is DEAFENING

>>149490616
Who the fuck wreslte at school ?
Thats why you guys suck now

>>149490624
Not even about seeing red. I outweigh the manlet by 70-80 pounds. I’d reach out my arm and rest my palm on his head while he punches the air in front of me.

Charles is what zoomers would call a vibes fighter. He fights mainly off of instincts, not skills, if his instincts tell him to trade in the pocket, that's what he'll do whether it makes sense or not.

>>149490609
Nah imagine the chaos that would ensue, if Islam just darces Ilia in a round after this kinda run

Everyone talking about the KO but Ynr ilia immediately reversed Charles and almost put him in a crucifix

>>149490637
Islam won't be coming to 155 again especially if he wins against JDM. He almost dies every weightcut.

>>149490633
I'm sure dude
he'd definitely fuck you up

Hope Charles doesn’t kill himself, he seems like the type of retarded Christcuck who an heros because he disgraced god or some shit like that

>>149490601
I see. Many websites seem to treat Gaetjhe and Dusting as absolute legends and incredibly tough fighters.
I mean, they're pretty good fighters, but I've never seen them as THAT good.
I feel like those two are cases of incredible consistency over the years. Like maintaining a 7, which isn't much, but they both maintain it for a long time and sometimes reach an 8.
This allows them to accumulate many names on their resumes, making them look much better than they actually are.

Charles invited him into his guard and he refused so in my books Charles won the story

nobody could have predicted godlia godpuria heeming the old brazilian guy famous for getting dropped every other round

>>149490632
Its because they train for olympic wrestling, but you're right. This was the year of the d1 athletes getting heemed

>>149490642
Yeah the fight happen at WW
>>149490637
Huge chances it happens

>>149490648
He could have stomped him if it was a real fight.

it's amazing that just by being a normal sized human I could easily toy with Ilia and give him an atomic wedgie and hang him from a lamp post

Bros... No pledges are of use, the God denies...

>>149490643
Book it, Dana. I’ll prove that “le skills” is a meme and that size is all that matters. Illia is a champion in the elite set of MMA fighters and im an untrained civilian yet I’d be able to slam him and paralyze him in seconds lmao

>>149490657
lanklets never learn

>>149490652
Topuria will be obese at ww lol.

Got to hand it to Bryce he fought ilia who's the goat and Jean silva who's the future goat.

>>149490648
Shartles begged ilia to buy his Onlyfans sub where he takes a purple a dildo in the ass

Islam will run to middleweight

>>149490496
Izzyesque

>>149490642
What's his toughest fight in the division? Belal could be a tough matchup, but overall, he seems like a worse version of Islam.
Jack could be very difficult if he has a good night.
Usman is too old and has no knees.
Burns is already semi-retired.
Leon is fucked by wrestlers who don't have obvious weaknesses like Usman's knees.
Buckley is a dumb brute without grappling skills.

>>149490644
> he’s seems like the type of retarded Christcuck who an heros because he disgraced god or some shit like that
Holy Based.
That’s called catholic guilt and empty nihilist atheists will NEVER know that feel.

that faceoff I set up behind the scenes should have NEVER happened

>>149490644
Suicide is forbidden in christianity

>>149490657
Everything’s been downhill since he left the rock behind

>>149490642
Pisslam will get heemed by JDM and then drain himself back to LW in shame only to get heemed again by Topuria.

>>149489913 (OP)
>Hello, Charles...
NOW

>>149490496
I needed alittle over 30 more fucking seconds from that little shit for my over 2.5 rounds to hit that little maori shitter

F&N, I smoke on organic,
She bend down, she need some more breath

Conor > Ilia

>>149490664
No he will be the same
He will just stop the weight cut completely
>>149490671
JDM and Brady

fucking slovenia fag went from boying ilia then shartles and now back to ilia, all in just a few threads

>>149490685
That gun on me, I cannot lack
Your bitch right, she got it clapped
You can die 'bout yours, boy, you get clapped

>>149490652
>]
Topuria most likely won't move up to WW. He's already a small guy for LW. also It would suck if he basically had to chase Islam through multiple weight divisions and have a huge advantage.
Either the fight happens in LW or it will never happen.

>>149490685
jackson wins that rematch easily, btw

Remember when people said Charles was the LW GOAT?

>>149490699
The fight happen at WW cause islam wont go back and ilia is too obsessed with islam

>>149490694
That's obviously spammy

>>149490673
Now here’s me getting angry about so it gets even more headlines and fan interaction

>>149490690
Conor TKOs people, when Ilia knocks them out they don't fucking move

>>149490648
Charles has never won a story unironically
>kevin lee
life and death with kevin pee
>tony
brutal decision
>chandler 1
losing until he won
>dustin
losing until he won, cheated
>gaethje
THE gaethje
>dariush
losing until he won
>chandler 2
brutal crotchsniff

>160lbs catchweight fight Ilia vs. Islam for all the UFC belts.
>Loser gets fed to bear, with live commentary on the Joe Rogan podcast.

How many pesos would you pay for this PPV?

>>149490698
My friend still watch mandrama
Never got the appeal even as a child

>>149490699
topuria isn't memeing around when he says he wants to become a 3 division champ.

>>149490703
Yeah, pretty silly.
It seems like a common occurrence in the UFC. You win three title defenses or something, and you are already positioned as the undisputed GOAT, blah blah blah.
It could be bad promotion, or that MMA is too young a sport, one of the two, or both.

>>149490703
I even remember just yesterday complete dumbasses here were saying that Charles even had a chance, kek

Does this mean Charles is no longer illuminated by god?

>>149490671
Probsbly Usman because of his wrestling. He almost won against Evil Khabib.

>>149490717
Its called recensy bias

>>149490719
Yes. Bro lost his rock.

Why hasn't anyone tried to beat Topturo by grabbing him by the scruff of the chest and slapping the little nose off him?

>>149490001
Maoris are smaller than white people you dumb fuck

>>149490671
Shavkat, which is why he won't fight him

>>149490733
Volk already wonked that ding dong of a ting

>>149490710

>>149490719
Ilia sacrificed a goat backstage. Yahweh has a new champion now.

>>149490730
A dream in front of the depths of sorrow: the roses lose their leaves.

>>149490703
Recency Bias be going wild nah I remember when we held BJ Penn as the spiritual GOAT and Khaib as the actual GOAT, two posittions that Shartles and his cumstain hasn't and never will

kek dana is like who let poopy the porta potty there with the champ that should have never happened get this fucking bum out of the building

>>149490101
he called out both arman and paddy watch it again

If Ilia heems pisslam at WW could anyone form an argument against him being the all time goat? Or is decisioning Anthony smith and ovince st.Preux just that much better?

>>149490685
Jackson won the story here.

>>149490685
I hope this little nigga stays past his 30th birthday and keeps on folding people

Topuria may be a better person and a better fighter than Conor, but he'll never have one thing that Conor has...

>>149490743
so satisfying
best boxer in the ufc btw

>>149490741
>>149490730
>*other niggas*
>>149490754
Explain why ya boy got flatlined

>>149490736
Lmao
Shavkat is overrated and Islam smokes him

>>149490668
>a purple a dildo
Mama Mia!

>>149490763
Being gay ?

Cheated on my bitch with a bitch, so you know she was lit (Yeah)
Cheated on my bitch with a bitch with bigger titties (Yeah)
'Bout to cheat on my bitch with a motherfuckin' midget (Yeah)

get in here

Islam Makhachev would destroy Ilia easily. Only JDM poses a challenge to Islam at this point since he's from a higher weight class division.

>Oliveira loses to an unranked fighter
pathetic

>>149490768
How does he smoke him, if you don't mind me asking

>>149490779
>2. CHarles OLVIERAI
2. Charles
2. Charles
2.
i think we should just cut him from the sport afte rthis perforamcne

>>149490767
My boy has always been Topiaria, B.

topturo live

>>149490717
They're a lot more desperate these days because they have no real stars. It permeates everything they do. Whenever a fight is actually decent, which is rare nowadays, the commentary is just "this fight man, this is wild, this is crazy, these dudes just put on a show man, fight of the year candidate". They try to sell you the ppv DURING the ppv constantly, they tell you the card is stacked and it's been a crazy night of fights. They want to convince the audience that everything is amazing and every champ is the GOAT of X division and I swear they weren't always like this. They used to have more confidence in their product.

charlebros.. why did he do it
https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1ln6oot/bro_manifested_it_word_by_word_did_exactly_what/

Choppa Wont MIss anigga
Hunnid Round Drum killin erry body
Choppa wont miss a nigga

>>149490776
Even with all the tranny shit these are still your most embarrassing posts

>>149490785
Sub

Ilia vs Arman or Holloway at 155 have a small shot of winning but winning but if you let unrecognized CTE victim yet Justin Gaethje fight him he maybe just took out another 10 years of Justin's life.

>>149490712
>Kevin Pee
Easily choked him out and had him believing the fight was still happening afterwards, pee missed weight and looked like a retard too. Clear story win
>Tony
Nearly snapped has arm and went easy on him if you go back to the threads back then we were impressed by his performance, story win
>Chandler
Leading up the fight most heemsters were unironically rooting for Oliveira and celebrated when he won, he came back from nearly being heemed which defeated the quitter narrative, story win
>Dustin
Great fight against the guy with the most hype around that time, Charles went back and forth with him in the striking and landed some solid hits, glove grab adds controversy so let's call it a story loss
>Gaycheese
Clearest story win of the bunch, he had everything riding against him at the time and rose above that to make gaycheese tap in the very first round after punching him across the octagon, this was after an extremely boring WMMA's fight which made the crazy pace he put on even better to watch
>Dariush
Won every single second of that fight and heemed him easily, clear story win
Candler 2
Won most of the fight but couldn't seal the deal, I'll call it a story loss. Boring unusual performance from him.

It's easy to shit on him because he's old and flushed but to say he didn't have a fun run is pure cazzie/new faggot retardation. He was heem's boy back in the day and he would go into every fight with the intention to heem or get heemed, the real one's mindset. You either weren't around or you weren't following the sport seriously back then.

>>149490805
Arman isn't in the UFC anymore

WOW WE'RE REALLY SEEING A DIFFERENCE IN THE WAY CHARLES CAN ABSORB THESE SHO- OH FUCK HE'S DEAD

>>149490800
Youj're 1 of 3 (probably three) disgusting reprobates that we all know you are
lol

>>149490693
He has athletic build and 5 7. I doubt he would make ww without putting on extra fat.

>>149490807
Delusional apezilian, shartles was a quitting bitch the second he crawled out of the womb

>>149490805
Ilia vs Pissiev would seriously be a top 10 ever fight.

>>149490680
We still have to see how well Islam can grapple heavier guys. He can win probably.

Can you even imagine how our betters would iamgine the world's imaging?

>>149490763
A great big fat wife?

Hermansson fell
And I thought to myself 'it's OK, Lima will avenge us'
And the Lima lost to a gay nigger
And then I thought to myself 'Sweden has fallen'
And then I realized I'm not Swedish

>>149490830
Jon is so gay, it's incredible how no one noticed it until Guru made that video.

>>149490821
>New tranny seethe
Yes, yes. Heard it a thousand times, what are you gonna post next? GSP tapping to strikes?

>>149490821
>TKO(Oesophagus injury)
This version of Charles was so soft

kek daner said arman missed weight when he had an opportunity to fight for the belt

>>149490833
?

Heeminder there was nothing stopping pigslam no belts from fighting Ilia before moving up

>>149490839
Lmfao

>>149490840
Aint it wild how Guru just takes our consciousnesses and puts them to video. The man makes more than any active UFC fighter by shitposting.

>>149490807
There are no story wins here because they're all never beens and I don't think you realize that. Literally not one undisputed champ. Going life and death and having to pull comebacks against these guys is not a good thing.

>2027
>illia moves up to ww
>they feed him to 41yo usman on viagra
>title run ends now white boy
>custom shorts get stripped off his twink ass in the first

>>149490850
You can say the same for Topuria and Bogdan Grad

heeminder that GSPiss tapped to strikes

Piggy no belts oink oink!

My friend asked if Ilia could go as far as bantamweight and hold 3 belts. Idk the answer well can he?

heeminder that jihin taps to BWC every night

Joshua Van takes Topiaria to hell and Bach.

Gamrot eats whatever Topuria feeds him, throws a jab and a right hook behind it and blasts a single leg

>>149490849
>pregnant
>drinks alcohol
Wtf?

>>149490850
If illia moves up now i'm gonna die of laughter

>>149490863
do you mean welter or are you just being a propah nonce?

>>149490863
merab is an epo babby so topturo might get wrestlefucked to death

Jesus Christ I still cannot beleieve that Oliveira got slept like that
Ilia is the truth

>>149490850
There was Fear.

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if jon jones actually tried to kill guru. I don't think he understands the danger in interacting with the American nigger, even the rich ones who are white presenting are still extremely volatile and will try to kill you over the most petty shit.

>>149490866
Joshua Van displayed mexican spirit tonight I was surprised to learn he's taiwanese

Ilia Turdria lost the story

>>149490864
kindly refrain from using me as your friendsimulator

>>149490866
My fellow r slur... Did you knot see whow won the belt?

>>149490868
She wants her son to look like you, nigga.
.

>>149490878
That's because you are a simple person with dumb thoughts

>>149490868
don't disrespect Irish culture

>>149490878
His rant against Israel before Israel vs ddp match might be one of the most hilarious bit of internet content out there.

drumpf was going to attend but left the building in shame after the girl boss tracy speech

>>149490882
that’s not what is happening here

>>149490209
Kek

>>149489913 (OP)
pride of Georgia!

>>149490864
no one knows who that is b

>>149490891
Israel is high caste Nigerian they are less likely to crash out than almost any other nigger.

Make it a piggy no belts edition oink oink!

>>149490889
Conor dived off the boat swam a mile jumped on another yacht and raped everyone on board

>>149490884
There is not enough alcohol in the world for her to drink for that.

>>149490889
As you may already know Conor once filmed an IG story of her sucking his dick in a yacht whilst she was pregnant.

>>149490904
He had servants bathing him till 8 that too in Nigeria. That must be some 0.01% tier shit.

>>149490917
Her?

>>149490072
Brazilians having the worst weekend on /sp/ in over a decade.

>>149490503
SOVL

>>149490924

>>149490889
>>149490917
White by skin but black in soul lmao.

Ilia Topria
Quavo
Merab Dvalshivili
Young Thug
Future
We are all products of the ATL

>>149490710
Who da fook...

>>149490747
why don't you get the fuck out of here before I shoce the quotations book up in your fat fucking ass

>>149490934
black from te' belly button down k

>>149491035
Wife in me dms fight?

>>149491044
kino

>>149490715
seriously

>>149490840
He was imating gane

>islam loses to Merab
>goes back to lightweight
>gets heemed by Arturo topturo

A proper ending to the KWABIB team

>>149489977
MARNEULI

>>149491373
>KWABIB
KEK

>>149490496
what should the maori have done here differently?
experts only, please

>>149490696
why did he stop here but kept going when Charles was out?

khabibi put a stain on his own legacy by associating with a leg kicking dweeb like umar