Cub edition

kai cracka-france

Topuria is invincible

Clitia Topiglet has no good wins

You now remember Charles Oliveira.

>>149493520 (OP)
When is Cubs next fight?

The pride of Poopzil

>>149493558
We call him bussyveira now

Honesty, Ilia had no business being there with Charles.

Topiglet is such an ulikeable faggot, no my monitor is not off.

>>149493602
Keeeek

>>149493520 (OP)
Post your face if Topuria gets heemed by Paddy

Anyone surprised by this result is a moron or a casual, it was blatantly obvious ilia would run over oliveira like a truck.

Nigga Topuria

>>149493611
Topurio would literally destroy paddy, are you guys actually retarded or something, it's like putting pantoja versus jon jones

Great, we have another absolute chud at the top of a division and I'm all out of anxiety pens.

Chaddy got you bricked up thoughbeit.

>>149493631
Manmade horrors beyond comprehension

Pantoja and Ilia are roughly the same height

>>149493631
Topiglet fans gonna love this one

>>149493631
Now THIS is a good post.

>>149493631
Average Clitia fan after yesterday

>mutilated

>>149493655
Pantyhose-a is wearing flip flops with 2 inch heels

>>149493655
UFC going through it's midget wrestling era

I threw up all over the floor and woke up 4 hours later

Please take the time to admit you were wrong if you picked Charles to win

>>149493611
Anglos are a spaniard's kryptonite, Brits are apparently conquering spain by scooping up all the housing there these days.
Paddy may replicate this in MMA, food for thought.

>>149493602
He placed another 30 bob later on

>>149493683
I won't. It's not that I wanted Charles to win, as much as I wanted Topiglet to lose.

>>149493683
Anyone that picked Charles is a fucking imbecile, I mean he obviously has no chance whatsoever

Let's be real. Joshua Van bricks up Topiglet.

>>149492798
you're chinese

>>149493685
Topurio isn't spaniard and paddy is a shite fighter

>imagine not seeing this from a mile away

I'm experiencing post event depression, what the fuck is the point of living

>>149493660
Why is it blue

Slamdaddy would take Clitia down at will.

I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember everything
What have I become?
My sweetest friend
Everyone I know goes away
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

>>149493718
Only casuals thought bussyveira had a chance to win
>>149493740
Islam is probably the only fighter in the entire roaster that can square up to ilia

>Fartman Saarpoopyan is never getting another title shot
KWABOTY shouldn't have ducked your Slamdaddy, little piggy

>>149493773
He'll probably get a shot against ilia

Why does Paddy get to the fight for the title and Gamrot doesn’t?

>>149493754
There were plenty just the other night. I feel we're gonna see the same with Gane and Aspinal

>>149493787
No one knows who the fuck gamrot is

>>149493795
I kn ow who Gamrot is

>>149493787
Gayrot is an apex only fighter

Paddy eats that shit

I'm not even a fan, just a realist, topurio is built different

>>149493787
Garmot hasnt done anything to earn a shot, meanwhile Paddy beat up Micheal Chandler, thats gotta earn him something

>>149493818
>I'm not even a fan
Back to soccer faggot

THE Chandler? You might as well just give him the belt, Topuria has no chance.

>>149493828
I've been watching UFC since before you were on your mothers clit you stupid fuck

>>149493841
Yeah I started off in soccer also. Then I grew up.

Am I the only one who thinks Gaethje and Chandler would have their way with Topuria?

>>149493849
I don't watch footy, boring shit

>>149493837
Chandler lasted a whole 3 rounds with the Baddy

>>149493602
You want to make me cut my Wrists or something? I'm down and out

>>149493851
They're both chinny as fuck Clitty needs to be wrestlefucked.

>>149493786
>>149493773
Dana still sounds bitter about him

BSD would rape Topiglet to death. Brutal piggy butchering.

topuria is cool but i’ll never forget the kino that was oliveria’s title reign. charles vs gaethje is one of the best fights ever. he’ll always be boy’d.

>>149493891
Just waiting on the new contender series and if they can actually produce some good fighters. Jake Hadley is a great example of who not to be

I can't even blame him, I was that cocky. Fuck my life, I'm not getting laid for a good while. I'm just going to ride my Bike.

Man I hate life, chares is a joke

>>149493851
Yes.

Dana forced Islam to vacate because he knew Topiglet would get his bussy baconated I fear.

Wow! Ilia Topuria. This kid's a superstar!

>>149493908
You're a dumb fucking nigger if you really thought oliveira had a chance, you have no one to blame but yourself

>>149493602
>Coral

>>149493915
MMA Joey already confirmed this

Are Georgians the best fighters? Is it over for Chadzillians? Could Illia ko Khabib Islam Saddam?

Topiggy? You mean Conor Mcgregor from the temu app?

>>149493956
You Canadians always make the worse fucking posts

Goob vs Topiglet would be funny just because of how hard he would get bodied on the mic. He being Topiglet.

Payton Talbott is back

>the grin of self-knowledge

>>149493956
>>149493969
Topurio is a much better fighter than McGregor ever was

>>149493981
The grin is because he just turned his vibrating cage on

I hope Iliaslam Topigglechev goes the way of McGregor and develops a terrifying cocaine habit

I think some anons on here are developing Topuria Derangement Syndrome (TDS) after what he did to Oliveria.

I spent some of my anticipated sexual predator budget winnings yesterday which out even waiting for the fucking outcome, and the fucking bint come with gunk in the corner of one of her Eyes. What the actual fuck? I shouldn't have paid for anything. Put me right off.

More money down the drain that I want afford to waste

bob fitzsimmons, not that was a heemer

>>149493996
Why do they even hate him so much instead of admiring greatness, bunch of retards

The Georgian and Spanish audience isn't a big enough catch. Topiglet will be sacrificed to Chaddy by Ari's orders, I fear.

>>149494004
shut the fuck up brit

>>149493733
UFC318

>>149493991
that's KKF, b

>>149494021
>washed up poostin vs exposed holloway

>>149493925
Stop talking shit, you know he's proved to be very resilient. He didn't even get bulldoszed by Islam if I remember right. Didn't think he'd get clean and definitely though he wouldn't be affected by a few first round knocks, before he's start going to work from 2 onwards

>>149494046

muzzies are hilarious

We don't care about the chastity belt here.

>>149494046
Lmfao I was 100% confident topurio was run over oliveira like a truck, you must be seriously dumb

Topuria makes me proud to be 5'7

>>149494064
>was run
*would run
>>149494055
Islam would heem ilia though, tbf. I've correctly predicted the past 11 ufc

>Lmfao I was 100% confident topurio was run over oliveira like a truck, you must be seriously dumb

>>149494019
I'm not a Brit, I'm using a vpn

>>149494055
He’s right though

>>149493984
Yes but he has no charisma. He would get slaughtered on the mic by Goob.

Ilia is clearly special but I feel like I'm going crazy seeing everyone glaze the shit out of him, because I think there some important asterisks next to many of his accomplishments.

>KO of Volk
Happened 4 months after Volk got KOd by Islam a weight class up, was not prime Volk
>KO of Holloway
Zero issues with this win, absolutely amazing
>KO of Oliveira
Oliveira is good but he's not even the second best guy at lightweight? Like what the fuck was this matchmaking even about. I'm not going to consider ilia a double champ until and unless he beats arman who was clearly the best at 155, and the dumb thing is that it looks like he's not getting the next title shot.

you niggas better start screaming

>>149494090
I corrected myself before you did, just an autocorrect typo

>>149494106
Damn you gay

>>149494097
They’re going to give the title shot to fucking Gaethje

Realistically, I feel like i'm going crazy.

Why is everyone acting so surprised that one of the more chinnier LW fighters got starched by the best boxer we've seen in the UFC (who also has great grappling). People are acting like Ilia is untouchable now.

The clear #1 and #2 are Arman and Ilia (I still rate ilia higher than Arman just on resume but if anyones beating Ilia it's gonna be Arman). Charles hasn't been himself in a while and he was chinny AF even when he was in his prime. The size difference looked huge and Charles was able to clearly out muscle him at times.

The only issue (or good thing, because I want Illia to be champ) is that if Islam comes back down, he could be compromised like most fighters who come back. But if Islam never moved up, I see Islam just out muscling him and when you outmuscle strikers, their dangerousness is compomised greatly as the fight goes on (Khabib vs Conor, perfect example).

>>149494046
>He didn't even get bulldozszed by Islam
He did, there was a lot of coping after the fight to downplay how easily Islam won but if you go back and watch the fight you'll clearly see that Islam won literally every second of it, and he was able to both knock him down and sub him.

>>149494004
Kek oh Toby you are a hoot and a holler

NEWS: Jake Paul calls out Anthony Joshua

>>149494131
Only retards and huehues thought Charles would win. But it was sad to see how many

>>149494064
Then why didn't you bet your worthless south American Bubblegum wrappers on him then? You might have had a chance to get out of there. Maybe you weren't physically able to carry enough of them, and maybe the bookies wouldn't even accept them.
Sounds like you messed up more than I did Juan

any other kino records

"Gam Gam" Tuivasamrot

>>149494131
It's actually insane that people are surprised by this result

>>149494133
Sounds like you enjoy my presence

>>149494097
Ilia could knock out Aspinall tomorrow and you fags would bring up an "asterisk"

>>149494153
I did, I won 2 thousand freedom bucks

>>149494046
the more I see posts with the brit flag the more I agree with the burger that says they have consistently the worst take possible and are convinced it's an holy truth, truly a conglomerate of retards(pakis)

>>149494178
Not really an argument against anything I said.
Oliveira clearly is not the best lightweight in the world and hasn't been for years.
Volk 4 months after getting KOd is not the same as prime Volk, otherwise you should be rating Imavovs KO of Izzy the same as Alex's. Obviously you don't.

>Just go against your boy because SCIENCE™ predicts he will lose
Argies are the most soulless goycattle.

Conors girlfriend gave Apturo a blow job in a yacht

>>149494193
Brit posts are utter fucking shite, truly bottom of the barrel drivel, every single post under a UK flag is worthless gibberish

>>149494208
I didn't read the whole post
Ilia is the truth face it

brazza i smesh dis guy topria. we need to check his grappling brazza

>>149494183
You didn't, you could've been here sitting beside me right now, but you have no Balls. Taking shit and being right on this shitty site is worth nothing

>>149494217
Reminder that ilia has a hot 10/10 gf and is a peak alpha male, wealthy and a double UFC champion while he slither away on our filthy flats alone

>>149494193
Apart from the fact I'm always right, ask fin if he'll admit it. I just got unlucky betting on a dumb mongrel, I'll learn from this

>>149494215
This

I get all my predictions by consulting spirits in the astral plane

>>149494288
Topeggles

>>149494274
>while he
*while we
I'm making so many typos boly shit

>>149494174
What of it

>Leave Ilia to me

>>149494274
He's a manlet

>>149494310
Minge from shart's end innit

>>149494313
Not an issue for his 10/10 gf apparently

>>149494274
Sounds like you want to be his gf

>>149494274
his bitch is busted josh emmett max holloway and brandon moreno all have better gfs

>>149494313
Manlet rage destroys another lanklets life

*zestily pushes you*

>>149494288
Me if I had it my way

>>149494010
Because he's confident. Youre supposed to be le humble or you make people insecure I guess

>>149493631
I'm a topuria fan and I'd love to worship her girl cock

>>149494337
Still waiting on the AI kissing edit

>>149494337
Paddy is the only man I've seen NOT be scared of Beastpuria

Paddy being the Nate to Ilia’s Conor is a curve ball. Short notice Brian Ortega will be the one to beat Ilia.

>>149494337
Paddy calling ilia a little man while he's 5'9" himself lmfao

>>149494274
Incredibly homosexual post

>>149494306
Fuck out of here. I give you free (you's) and you throw them in my face

>>149494337
Chaddy’s aura got Topiglet shook

>>149494377
*whipcrack*

>>149494372
Please get off Ilia's dick you've been on it for hours let other people have a turn thank you

Imagine being ilia, you wake up next to your 10/10 gf in your mansion and remember that you're the double UFC champion of the world, meanwhile I wake up alone my filthy flat alone with puke all over the floor

>why yes I defend other men's wives on r/heem while starving from poverty

>>149494337
>ye little sliced tomatoe lah

holy chills

>>149494363
good point except volk wasn't scared of ilia either but that was because islam robbed him of enough brain cells to remove his fear response

Fuck Kai Kara France. Gay ltitle retard haka wont save you now

>>149494409
Such is life in Argentina

OH MY GOD I just found out, I just found out that piece of shit YouTube's just beat another Boxer. I hate him so much, and somehow his luck never ends. Can the day get any worse?

Argentina be like
>I’m not even a Topuria fan but have you noticed how handsome amazing an perfect in every way he is

>>149494437

>>149494450
He's truly built different, I admire greatness, only low T losers get insecure by superior beings

People think Arman is any good because he lost to Islam

>>149494457
Dis nigga look like Bella Ramsey

>>149494442
who?

>>149494477
Arman wears $600 dollar T shirts you broke fuckin bitch

>>149494437
He got what he deserved.

>>149494490
KSI

>>149494442
Wanna see my new chainsaw?
*rrrrrrrrrRRRRRRUNNIGGANIGGANIGGA rrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRUNNIGGANIGGANIGGAAAAAAA*

Islam fought bobby green and moicano while ducking arman topuria and paddy this is a legacy built on cowardice

>>149494497
Crazy that a t shirt could ever be 600 bucks, peak jewish scam if you ask me

>Kai Kara-France
>Kai Kara-Italy
>Kai Kara-Germany
>Kai Kara-Spain
>Kai Kara-Portugal
>Kai Kara-Andorra
>Kai Kara-Malta
>Kai Kara-Netherlands
>Kai Kara-Belgium
>Kai Kara-Poland

>>149494522
>islam ducked Arman because Arman pulled out

>>149494522
Slamdaddy already prolapsed Shartman and Paddy was irrelevant back then

>>149494522
And ilia ran away from MOGsar the undefeated future fw champ

>>149494522
Ilia went five rounds with Josh freakin Emmett

>>149494554
Noncesar ducked Ilia sadly

>>149494522

>>149494554
Factual post.

Topooria's legacy shall end with Pimblett

>>149494531
Try not to announce how poor you are

Can you really blame Clitia for running away? Just one look at Movdaddy probably got him bricked up.

>>149494627
Literally what's the point

Reminder that Clitia called out Gaethje not Arman

>>149494490
I'm not saying his name, he's not worth it, but you obviously know who. He has an early obnoxious brother

>>149494627
Literally nobody can tell the difference between this and a $10 knockoff btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht1F0G5EEno
TLDW: Ilia Topuria is the greatest fighter we've ever seen according to the guru

>>149494665
Ilia heema arman, the only fighter that can stand up to ilia is Islam and he moved up to ww

>>149494497
Proof?

>>149494665
Gaethje has that fluke ability in him tho Arman doesnt

*ahem*
https://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/bouts/608691-ufc-270-movsar-evloev-vs-ilia-el-matador-topuria

mods, ban daddyposting

permaban

>>149494542
brilliant post

>>149494685
Pigru also said that Charles was the GOAT and easily going to sub Islam

You can queue up the piguru copes early for when Torpeduria puts poopy pimple out cold in the first 23 seconds.

>>149494759
that's cap

I hope Dana doesnt book Ilia vs Justin Gaethje. Poor Justin's already has undiagnosed CTE already if you let him fight his life expectancy is gonna decrease by 10

>>149494761
It's crazy that some imbeciles ITT actually think paddy has a chance, they're probably larping for (You)s

>>149494761
I’m afraid Pigru is an Topiglet fanboy like all the other disgusting obese chuds

>>149494729
gaethje is gigaflushed he was absolutely shitting his pants against fiziev, terrified of getting hit dipping his head on every strike and feint, ilia would murder him

Patty murders lily tempura

Islam walks through ilia if he sticks to father plan, but he's kind of rebellious so he'd try to strike and end up getting dropped.

>>149494683
That's what I love about it, cunts from shitty areas save up to buy this stuff to look like organised crime lords, and think everyone's going to be so impressed. But every normal person just assumes they're market clothes kek. What wastes of lives, money too

>>149494780
I hope they don't. Ilia is a superstar and gaythje is a washed up loser, not like he has a chance anyway, the only sensible fight to make is ilia x arman the after ilia heems him close the entire division and announce ilia as the supreme emperor forever undefeated

if Kai's saving grace was his heritage, and it failed him, should he just kill himself?

Pigreira needs to be cut

>>149494787
He's got length with his kicks and if Ilia gets close he gets subbed

>>149494890
Lmao okay retard, bet you thought oliveira had a chance too, fuck off you filthy casual

>>149494738
Shouldn't be happy your little Topiglet did it? What's wrong? Jealous that you're bacon bussy isn't getting oinked into pulled pork by heemdaddies???

>>149494787
I can tell you what will happen right now. Porta paddy will blitz forward winging hooks and will wake up in the emergency after getting airlifted due to broken neck and severe brian bleeding.
After that happens the next day Islam announces his retirement and spares himself the humiliation.

>>149494885
Good on Ali for getting his fighters good fights. But he's cringe as fuck.

>>149494945
Pigreira and Jireddit both ducked Big Daddy Ank. Ulberg is the only person left who he can fight

Wait isn't Alex Muslim as well?

Crazy how pereira totally disappeared

>>149494922
I've actually been psychiatrically tested by a team of licensed professionals and my IQ is 114 buddy... I'm closer to a genius than I am a retard so pipe down bitch
Oliveira did have a chance and he blew it. Paddy has a lot more than a chance (power in his hands and actual submission threat unlike olviera)

>illuminated by porn, carried by amateur anal genre, subdued by gang bangs

>>149494982
>Oliveira did have a chance
Certified 62 IQ post

Paddy is the Conor ripoff Topiglet wishes he was. Instead he's brown.

what the hell

>gets heemed in 40 seconds
>he had a chance
Lmfao

>>149495024
Ilia is the goat for beating Oliveira but also oliveira is a bum who never had chance

>>149495056

Clittles MANHANDLED Topiglet. Imagine what an actual good grappler will do to poor little Clitia.

>>149495051
Topuria is a much better fighter than paddy and conor combined and he's farmed a lot of aura, he's basically a superstar

What's next for Ill after beating Olives? Armani? Paddle?

Arman lost to Gamrot

>>149495102
80% bought followers. Even Michael Chandler is a bigger star

>>149494337
>The bitch ass push
lmao Paddy heems this midget

>>149494731
movsar wrestlerapes clitia for 5 rounds

>>149495157
Paddy is 5'9" lmfao

>>149495094
Fact

>"I'm not even a fan"
>has been vehemently dick sucking for the last 2 hours
Thirdie syndrome

>>149495183
Chaddy absolutely BODYING that muscle midget

Gaethje heems Ilia

>>149495190
Ok sanjay

https://x.com/BarneyStinson13/status/1937914010885664921

>>149495173
Then Clitia is 5’5 because that’s at least a 4 inch height difference

>>149495170
you don't actually believe that

>>149494885
>Let’s fight March 2026. Chama.
Yeah totally believe it.

>>149495208
>Gaethje heems
All you needed to say

>>149494658
To let others know you have the money to make dumb ass purchases like that. Rich people are extremely vain.

>>149495225
clitia sucks

>>149495217
Ilia is 5'6"

>>149495213
You are quite literally brown (and poor)

>>149495183
>heres a 50y old bellator prospect

>>149495248
Ilia is shorter than Toe Rogan whos 5"6

>>149495257
I'm quite literally not my brown indian friend

>>149495246
jihin sucks harder

>>149495276
But your eyes are the color of poopy..

>>149494787
Paddy's BJJ is legit good and has great kicks, and there's also that he's massive. I still think Ilia sleeps him early though because his boxing defense is still bad, and this particular weakness is just the worst one you can possibly have against someone like Ilia.

Charles also did have a chance though, even though it clearly didn't materialize. I knew Ilia would win but Charles hits hard, has good kicks and good subs. That fight was always going to end early by finish, its just that Ilia was the one to get it.

>I'm quite literally not my brown indian friend

>>149494377
I was being sincere I think you're a funny poster doubly so since we established you'd fit in So Solid

>>149495347
Nice picture of yourself, sanjay!

Yup yup, it's coping shitskin hour on /heem/.

>>149495292
dont friendsimulator me

Royval probably feels like killing himself but he should take solace in the fact that he was losing the 3rd round before the knockdown anyway.

>>149495051
Paddy and Ilia are as if Conor was separated into two people by some sort of wizard. Ilia gets the KO power and the skill while Paddy gets the charisma.

Ilia is much more powerful and skilled as a striker than Conor ever was though. Conor TKO'd people, when Ilia touches them they dont fucking move.

>gaynadian
>white

>>149495353
Ok, sorry

>>149495395
jihin friendsimulates BWC with her mouth

Just how good is da Lou

Hilarious that we live in a time where argentina is likely whiter than gaynada

>>149495478
No worries sorry about the bet but it was pretty insane to splash out that much and do it a second time, make more sense to bet the ton on ilja and the thirty on charles but live and learn Tobes

>didn't enter his gaurd
Massive story loss for Topiglet here.

>>149495509
Van could make 115

>>149494372
Us 5'9ers are not short shut the fuck up seriously.

>>149494155

>>149495663
Lol who tf is this bum

I know about 5 people who are/were massive ufc fans for the last 10 years, and now every single one of them doesnt really give a fuck at all and at most watchs the main events of major PPVs, first time this has happened

Prime Tony vs Topuria

>>149495692
Charles oliveira

I'm so happy that dana is punishing that queer little faggot arman, and most fans are glad about it

Fucking little bitch

>>149495732
He heemed everyone even himself what a stud

>>149495663
T-Ferg

I still have chills from the fight. Chills.

>>149495663
Jameson Vick

Paddy resume is all geriatric jobbers

>>149495663
man, poor fergie

>>149495805
We call them "the old gaurd" here.

paddy vs arman for #1 contender is the most obvious fight to make there's ever been
gaethje can fuck off already

>>149495805
>Josh Emmett - 40

>Alexander Volkanovski - 36

>Max Holloway - 34

> Charles Oliveira - 35

>>149495844
They won't give Arman shit, he's on Dana's shitlist now.

>>149495844
cant wait till justin flukes a headkick over the midge then i can pretend like i knew all along

>>149495846
Quality wins my g

>>149495846
>Alexander Pantoja - 35
the lightest and most skilled division btw

>>149495871
making him fight the #8 guy to earn his spot back isn't exactly doing him a favour b
there's literally nothing else, it's the most logical fight

SlamDaddy takes down Topiglet at will.

>>149495968
what, you think he can't hang on the feet with ilia?

>>149495846
Chandler - 40
Tony - 40
Gordon - 40
bobby grun - 40

Ilia already ducking armen shamefuly..
paddy would never do that

>>149496038
he literally called arman out but joe rogan thought he was talking about paddy

When Paddy wins, he will make 155 great again.

>>149496075
are you sure?

the chin will not be there when chaddy heemed clitia

DUCKED Diego Lopes
DUCKED Arman Tsarpukeyan

Do we hate jews here?

>>149496119
yes

I would literally heem all of you weak bitches.

>>149496181
reddit is that way bud ->

>>149496181
100%

>>149496192
alright i dont remember last night but ima trust you

someone post the are you looking for this islam pic it literally came true irl!

>>149496194
Nice puff stick you syrup slurper

>>149496238
I decline

>>149496194
you look so short boy

Ilia has ass, let's just be honest

>>149496238

>>149496343
He's been pumping his tank with sugar for his Slamdaddy's BBC pork bussy brazing

The greatest fighter of all time Jon Jones who is also a christian retired to be immediately replaced by the greatest active fighter of all time Ilia Topuria eho is also a christian, mere coincidence? I throw not

>>149496395
And they’re both homosexual

>>149496194
clean your fucking mirror and your faucet, nigger

ilia is gooby had he not zigged

>>149496194
how many iphones is that

Paddy will be get KO'd

>>149496496
By Usman Nurmagomedov

>>149496390
This post caused me psychic harm

The truth is that Paddy would crumble against even Charles.

>>149496496
Yes he will beget a KO, unto Topuria. Studiously noted of you, sir.

>>149496390

>>149496539
faggot ass gay retard game

Ilia is scared of Paddy

We aren't talking about just how impressive Josh Emmett's performance was against Topturo. Turned him into a wrestler in the fifth, Apturo did NOT want to throw heat with Josh

>>149495584
Got a little boost, this is just what I needed today. It's the simple things in life, they're priceless. I will not kill myself.

I'm not a wolly, that was my sexual predator budget I bet, I specifically find other ways to get extra money for this, to not touch the money I work for. (The £30 WAS my money though hehe)

>>149495509
Haha got beaten by Phil row, don't know if I saw this or not

>>149496749

>Got a little boost, this is just what I needed today. It's the simple things in life, they're priceless. I will not kill myself.
>['cord pedo space]
>I'm not a wolly, that was my sexual predator budget I bet, I specifically find other ways to get extra money for this, to not touch the money I work for. (The £30 WAS my money though hehe)

>bike

Also I was fueled by how much action I'd get with the winning. When it comes to slags I can't think properly. I can actually relate to how crackheads are now, I look down on them less because that could never happen to me. But maybe I'm not too different

niggas out here sucking off clitia and forgot that joshua van had a banger of a fight baka my head

>>149496194
Do yt niggas really wake up and put on sunscreen right away? lmaoooo

>>149496838
You're going to take the piss out of me for having a bicycle now? You people are insane haha

>>149496621
there's legitimately not a single gay person in the game.

>>149496965
Turn on your monitor

>>149496965
Jrpg more like GayRPG
I need to shoot niggas bam bam pow

Imagine getting mogged by a 9 yr old. I can tell Chaddy's words really cut deep into Topiglet's pigskin.

I doubted van and ilia, but I dont even feel bad because they had a good attitude after winning

>>149496977
I want (You) to explain this post.

>>149496984
kek

>>149496825
Insults have still got to make sense. How do you deduce that from what I've let on about my lifestyle?

>>149496825
I look like that and say that

>>149496999
needs more pixels, b

>>149496749
Atta lad, I meanwhile have been dealing with a stroppy bird complaining at me about literal nonsense even though we'd agreed on slap and tickle for the day it's almost sullied my mood and I'm not sure I want to see her after all her yapping

>>149497015
He meant turn it off if you want to see a poofter, (You)

Anderson SIlva's 3 fight streak of Leben, Franklin, and Lutter is more impressive than Ilia's entire career

>>149496999
His boy looks like a waiter

>>149497017
you bribed filipino children with snacks and forced them to kiss in front of you

>>149497058
You briefly mentioned earlier, I'm so curious, what could be the issue so early on? Do tell.

(Maybe you should give her a hard Leg kick. Her wincing in pain with a shocked expression would be hilarious?

>>149497082
If I turn it off to see a poofter (Me) then the game wouldn't be on for me to see.

Ilia is unstoppable.

>>149497115
That was ages ago, shut up about that already. And anyway that's not really a trannie thing is it. Well I don't know much about them, that's your interest

>>149496075
>>149496119
when Ilia said "bitch with broken back" was about arman if you missed it

>>149497146
...until he gets stopped.

ITS UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yevu5xvOJBo
BIG LT HAS SPOKEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yevu5xvOJBo
ILIA IS THE GREATEST FIGHTER EVER?!?!

prove Ilia wrong, we'll wait

>>149497202
Is it Luke Thomas or Lucas Tracy
Because one of them is a intellectual analyzer and the other is a verifiable retard

>That was ages ago, shut up about that already. And anyway that's not really a trannie thing is it. Well I don't know much about them, that's your interest

Paddy the big mega retard

>>149497236
No clue get back to me on that one

>>149497236
The intellectual Analyzer, of course

Chaddy is too big and strong for lil Clitia I fear

Ilia Topuria is literally the greatest of all time. Who the fuck is Islam Makhachev? Some unranked mongoloid

Prey eyes

So who was in the wrong in the Pimblett/Topuria exchange? Should this fight even go ahead?

>>149497256
This is so weird, you were alright yesterday

>>149495805
yeah, paddy has a padded resume. ufc likes having the brit market, so they feed them bums to build them up.

Did Makhachev go up a division to avoid Topuria?

Reminder there isn’t a single American fighter with any chance of becoming champion

Islam could sleep JDM in the first 15 seconds and we're still gonna be talking bout the fact that he ran from Ilia.

>>149497365
No more than Topuria moved up to avoid Volk
Can't really judge a fighter for wanting to fight a bigger man

Ok he's leaving it to our imagination. I think she wanted Chinese and he wanted 15 Pizzas. They weren't mature enough to work out it so it ended up with her spitting in his face

>>149497337
Paddy because he just repeated the same line over and over while talking over Ilia. Brits are essentially black women.

Topiglet tried pushing Chaddy and ended up sending himself flying KEK

>>149497458
god I wish i had a baby dick you fags dont know how good you have it

you remember when tom did the ACK against blades?

Fake Chastity belt haver Clitia Topiglet
Fake Chastity belt haver Tomala Harrispinall
Pound for pound king Islam Makhachev

>>149497576
Factual Post, I fear.

hall is ilias greatest win

>>149497490
I don't remember anything

>>149497439
Circles stop talking to yourself

>>149497612
that's because you're retarded now

Ilia doesnt have a single good win now that I think about it
>volk (bum 40 year old)
>max (weight drained bum)
>charles lmao
its crazy cause volk and holloway dont have any good wins except maybe aldo (whose not that good)
Ilia is the most astroturfed champion since Tom Aspinall no cap

>>149497704
Did you pick him to win?

>>149497704
name some good wins

>>149497704
yeah but its to no fault of his own.

>>149497735
Khamzat Whittaker

You picked Ilia because you let your brain lead you while I picked Charles because I'm a fucking retard.

>>149497724
no I put all my money on Hines Royval and oliveira
Almost had it

>>149497766
!!!

>>149495157
It's hard to push people when you're holding 2 belts, Charlescel.

>>149497866
You bet on Charles Lmao?

How long until this happens to the UFC?

>>149497350
Canadians are never alright, most mentally ill people in the entire planet.

Royval chose to stand and bang instead of going to wrestling. Much hespect.

>>149497887
He shoudl not have been +500 the bum almost heemd topura with his knees

>>149497916
You literally post trannies.

>>149497882
Two chastity belts, yea

>>149497766

>>149497433
>No more than Topuria moved up to avoid Volk
Huh? He beat him already though.

Charles Oliveira almost didn't get knocked unconscious in the first round

>>149497942
You'd have a great point if it were Ilia going around wearing Onlyfans tops and UFC-appointed glasses, but Ilia is clearly the biggest alpha in this organisation and he does what he wants.

>>149497941
>tranny trannies trannies omg I can't stop thinking about trannies I'm gonna post a schizophrenic s0ifolder from my massive s0ifolder that'll show them how normal I am

most mentally ill people on the planet

>>149498001
Keep your cage on playa
I’ll have to call Chaddy to come and unlock ya

>>149496701
This but unironically. Josh tanked all of ilyas shit

Bit gay ngl

get your head out of the gutter lad

Sources are saying Shartles lost control of his bowels after the knockout

>>149497904
been happened. the fuck

We know why Ilia fled featherweight

>>149493520 (OP)
damn I was drunk as fuck I missed the main event and literally a perfect card other than the Talbot robbery

>>149498124
Yep

>>149498070
not even the hottest weeb tranny pic in my downloads, hmmmm should go for a coom

>>149498130
Talbott dominated

Blind Charles holding The Stone™ would've heemed this topooria

Ilia has two belts
pisslam has none
Ilia has no defeats
pisslam has one

>>149498196

>>149498130
yeah i got fucked up and woke up a couple hours after everything ended lmao

>>149498207
We don't count the chastity belt here.

>>149498214
That look of pure analyzing, coupled with a slight sardonic smile

Topiglet loves slurping up Slamdaddy’s sloppy seconds out his trough but Chaddy is about to turn him into bacon

Topuria/Islam isn’t happening and deep down we all know it. Islam isn’t fighting until September or October to claim the belt meanwhile Topuria is going to fight in December or January. The perfect time to schedule their fight would be for international fight week 2026 but that leaves both the LW and WW division in limbo and reduces the UFC’s ability to fill a PPV in with one of them in the meantime. Just think of their schedules (one fight every 6-8) months and you can see how they’ll constantly hold up their respective divisions waiting for the fight. UFC won’t allow it and if anything it happens like two year from now when Mackahev is out of his prime so when Illia wins everyone says he was washed. Remember this post

>>149498166
Yeah you go do that, faggot

IT'S UP!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNo4ppUdln8

>>149498271
*cooms in your face* psttt nothin personel leaf

>>149498300
imagine waldo getting a lucky heem

>>149498300
>sir another undefended chastity belt holder has hit the UFC

Pisslam sandnekkers redditors are full coping and fuming lmao

>>149498158
this guy is going to get brutally split decisioned by the volkster

I FUCKING HAAAATE YOU
*heems police car with forehead*

>>149498393

>>149498196
Despite walking backwards the whole time, the monkey was having sucess striking. Too bad he was too scared and preffered to try grappling, but Fagbott was defending nice and won because of that.
It was a much closer fight than the 3 retards (anik, joe and dc) made it seem.

>>149498268
its a big enough fight that they could just put interim belts to hold the divisions over
that fight could be the revenue of half the year combined

pigslam needed 6 rounds and a short notice, depressed, alcoholic, off the couch, recovering from surgery volk
ilia did it in 2
pigslam needed 2 rounds to submit oliveira
ilia knocked him out in under half a round

Slurp those sloppy seconds Clitia!

>>149498421
Clitia got xer nose wonked by Poolk thoughbeit.

>>149493735
Shotkedd

>>149498300
>Gane ranked first
Return of the king moment

>>149498452
the nose was unwonked ahead of the charles fight

>A BLACK MAN CAN'T DRINK?

Myself
Ilia
DDP
Big Tom

Just naming the only real ones in MMA right now.

Topuria might be the goat

a black nigga aint can be drinking though???
sheeeiiiit

>>149498421
Volumes

>>149498492
All clit cage wearers.

>>149498410
Joe anik and DC made that fight unwatchable to glaze someone that much is surefire project status

>>149498478
do NOT tell belal about this nose rope

Dirty diaper panties is next on the chopping block

>>149498514
uhhh brazza? nothin wrong with clit cage, mine is extra tight right now
>>149498526
dirty diapers brazza yum

>>149498489

As much as i want to see PADDY THE BADDY fuck Topuria's tight minuscle ass hole, i want Arman to fight for the title next. It is a big fuckery to not give him the title shot.

But we all know the UFC is gonna push Justin Gaycheese cause they need an American champion.

>>149498563
The smart move is to make paddy fight arman for the title shot, obviously

>>149498590
They both beat Clitia so it doesn’t matter who wins

>>149498516
True
>>149498590
Thats probably whats gonna happen

What's up /heem/, Kai Kara-France here. Sorry I couldn't perform last night. I was raped. To all my Maori fans, I just want to say TIKA TAKA WOLO MABA WAKA GOLO
BLÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄHHHH

Ilia vs Garth for the belt
Paddy vs Hooker for title eliminator
Shartman can go back to the trenches.

paddy will fight arman for a #1 contender match and lose. screenshot this.

Charles was clearly stronger than Ilia in the like 3 minutes we got to see them fight
A younger more durable lightweight like Arman or Paddy could really fuck him up in that double underhook position Charles got

>>149498415
No

>>149498623
I hate that faggot shit so fucking much.

>is the most useless rank squatter in you're path
Seriously get this bum outta here

Joshua Van folks

>>149497643
No

Charles will literally be too big for Ilia i fear.

>Tom: *has a competitive first defense*
>Jon: Uh, um, uh, I think I want to unretire, maybe, I dunno

>>149495157
Put your money where your Mouth is then

Jones retired because he saw what MMA fans have to offer: nothing but toxicity. Every time he stepped into the cage, no matter what happened in his personal life, he always shed his sins and became perfect, even if just for a moment in time (a fight). Jones is more representative of the human condition that we realize. In being perfectly imperfect, he represents the triumph of the human spirit and our ability to redeem ourselves no matter our past actions. Every time Jon won a fight, he showed that redemption is possible. Fans refused to see this and shit on him regardless, so he left. Truly a deep soul

Toepiglet

oliveira is still my boy

>>149495157
topiglet gonna pork the mushroom boy <----FACT!

>>149497916
I'm finding this out

>>149498756
Factual post.

>>149498745
Beating someone in a cage doesn't absolve you of anything

Conor would MURDER Ilia. Nightmare matchup.

>>149498635
Word behind the scenes is Paddy begs the matchmakers to protect him from Arman.

Chaddy will feed el chorizo a serving of his spicy sausage

>>149498790
Illia started off imitating Conor, and now he’s become everything Conor wasn’t

there's 2 people in the lightweight division who know how to punch, illia is just taking advantage of retards who can turn their wrists in when punching

Xneed xisters wtf is this??

I'm gonna masturbate my penis to pawg milfs if you don't mind

>>149498825
doctored photo

>>149498825
>Ah ta ta
What did xhe mean by this?

>>149498799
BODIED that BBC addicted freak.

Joshua Van is proof

>>149498805
>Illia started off imitating Conor
Still is b. Conor said he would rest his balls on Mendes’s forehead, that’s word-for-word what Ilia told Paddy last night.
This hype is pure recency bias. When Conor became double champ, he KO’d the real LW champion. Charles is not even the second best LW.

>>149498799
chandler is more dangerous than olivera

>>149498871
That line makes no sense when the person is 5 inches taller than you

>>149498871
Topuria’s resume is already better. In terms of marketability and star power he’ll never pass Conor, in terms of legitimacy he has though

>>149498854
Joshua Van Bawi Thawng big burmese cock?

Already tired of the Topuria LW reign, he should move up to 170

Prime gooby used Topuria as a condom to ass rape Islam

>>149498871
Tbf Eddie was never the best lw either

>>149498906
>>149498906
>>149498906

>>149498917
>5 early
bro is DESPERATE desperate

>>149498917
Fuck you faggot

>>149498917
Doesn't show up in the catty, someone make the real thread.

real
>>149498963
>>149498963
>>149498963
>>149498963

Do the women that watch MMA get as horny as the guys that watch it?