Last week In Eibar i hired a prostitute as a special treat. I start having sex with her but she makes no noise whatsoever! I ask her to try a little harder to make it real, but she tells me she can't do it. A midget had snuck in the previous night and stolen all her whore moans! I have my suspicions as to who might have been the culprit...
>>149493934 (OP)Kek. This is why cr7 is my goat. Not that rigging, pissing fraud cuck choke midget.
Another quality /sp/ thread
>>149493934 (OP)Dios mio... the ghost of Eibar!
>>149493934 (OP)In Thailand the girl was making so much noise I thought she must be acting. As a virgin I had no way of telling though.
>>149493934 (OP)Eibar is in gibuzkoa it sounds like a Ukranian oblast
>>149498358If I go to Thailand it would be to dry fast for 14 days on the beach idk if I would have any sexing maybe if I feel like it
I hate sex and the sex world
>>149498549What's a good vacation for just fasting if you don't need any attractions or sex or food? Somewhere cozy, picturesque, not fancy and where u can be alone
I hate sex bros, now that Aussie anon mentions Thailand sexing
It was always extremely off putting in a way, the way they forced it on us in school sex Ed. Why are they giving us sex Ed? It was extremely uncomfortable and then they hit you with tv sex, pornography
We have to take a stand against sex obsession bros and it starts with us on /sp/
>>149498764And then I was made to feel bad for not having sex as fast as possible, that's offensive why do I need to rush to have sex who cares
