>Lap:#7963
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>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:211 (210 starts)
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>2025 WDC StandingsPIA: 198 (+12)
NOR: 176 (+0)
VER: 155 (+18)
RUS: 136 (+25)
LEC: 104 (+10)
>2025 WCC StandingsMcLaren Mercedes: 374 (+12)
Mercedes: 199 (+40)
Ferrari: 183 (+18)
Red Bull RBPT: 162 (+18)
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>2025 WEC StandingsLAW: 646.57 (+54.47)
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>launch f1tv
>open 'F1 KIDS'
>no kids inside
fuckers lied to me
anyway digits and someone fucking dies
DUN DUN DUN LATE LINE
_________________________
It's just not fucking worth it
DUN DUN DUN
>>149494487would have incredible sex with
eternal death to mclaren, mercedes, williams and hamilton
>>149494487I don't care if they hire pregnant black women but maybe wear a more flowy dress that doesn't stick to your body?
a paki commentating my race nice
How long until the barbarous orange neanderthals start pouring smoke over the track
>>149494495not fair, aussie time is way ahead of the rest of the world
also pls no race spoilers, ty
>>149494532quintessentially British
>>149494453I want to lick her nose
LET'S GO FUCKING GO CHUCK, FULL ANGLO DEATH
AMD AMX LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME ON MAX, SHARL AND LANDO
>>149494541No problem I will keep spoilers to a delay but i can predict this is going to be a slurp fest
Hello
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Rolling for PS3 masterclass
rolling for total bong death
>>149494557I want to lick her (clean) anus
>>149494538as soon as TUDUDUDU MAX VERSTAPPEN starts
Why the fuck is Crofty and Brundle only doing half the events these days? Look for serious answers.
points for lawson incoming
No Croft and Brundle on my stream?
digits and el bort simsom
It's going to be a complete Mclel slurper.
I hate the anti-christ.
rolling for mclaren double DNF
>cgi tires even worse than in previous years
WOW
anyone have a stream link?
CAM ON AMX
CAM ON NANDO
CAM ON BORT
>>149494580I donโt even know what nation you are but Iโm rolling for your death.
Praying for AMD AMX bloodbath
>>149494566Weird driver line up
>>149494594nope
gonna crash in turn 1
>>149494589FUCK BRUNDLE WHERE THE FUCK IS CROFTY
>>149494552why asston shartin the gayest team on the grid have the best girls?
How quickly before Lawson gets out of the way of AMX? 3 corners?
lewis gonna kill piastri turn 1
>>149494595>No Croft and Brundle on my stream?sweet release
FUCK THE FOXTELS DROPPED OUT I NEED S STEAM THESE FUCKING POOFTER CUNTS
>>149494584>browses my favorite VaM artists>nobody did a Sophia model yeteveryone in this general is broke it seems.
>>149494610test successful, burgeranon
>>149494614SOPHIA TAKE MY SEED
digits and nothing happens
DIGITS FOR NORIZZ FIERY DEATH
>>149494628Who's this cutie?
Post reaction for when borto and lawson kill max in t1
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
digits for AMX penalty which will allow him to be a completely fucking menace the rest of the season
>>149494618Brundle has heart problems, Crofty, probably also has heart problems
>>149494620fuck you reroll
>Hulk is the only full-time driver who hasn't made it to Q3 yet
>hammutt in 4th
Odds the casters cream their pants after he gets a cheeky start?
I hope max just sends it T1 and takes out every cunt in front of him
>bought a double hot dog
>they forgot to put the sauce in
this race isnt off to a good start lads
>>149494589>>149494595Dunno about Brundle but Crofty just negotiated an easier schedule when he got married
mentally preparing myself for a massive slurper right now
>gay in charge of ferrari today.
kek
They're not making this formation lap, race is gonna be cancelled
>race is late cause they let women talk before it
Grimk
>dunne disqualified from f2
retard
Edd Straw has heart problems
>>149494652God heโs such an insufferable faggot
they muted the obnoxious bong commentators. thank God
>>149494622Blondes only policy
>>149494641I just want his face to burn. Death is too extreme.
>>149494661Buffff, no bueno, i dont know why he is having these problems in qualy
>>149494662>maya higaThank you bruv
roll for norizz humiliation
>>149494669digits confirms non slurper meme race
No rain in Spielberg? It's heavy rain clouds near Warsaw right now.
>>149494669I'm gonna take my phone and my bike outside into the forest for this one
>>149494678Yeah this might be better actually
if repeater numbers, ham crashes first lap
>signs
SAAAR DO NOT REDEEM FIRST GEAR
CARLOSS
THE FAVELA OF DER WHILHEMS
>>149494677Emma BWC-fiend cuccittini raducanu
SAAR PLEASE PUT THE CAR INTO GEAR
>>149494669Last years was unrelenting drama and Lando drove so badly he DNFed himself and amx. Letโs hope for a repeat and PS3 win
who did albon pay off to keep sabotaging sainz's car?
they are sabotaging him so much it's not even subtle
>saintz using the same love from the movie
>>149494661Allergic to 3โs
WTF Williams is still a one fucking car team
>food ready just in time for the start
I'm gonna miss the happening
COMMENTARY IS DEAD ON FOX SPORTS, I REPEAT, WE HAVE SFX AND RADIO CALLS ONLY. FUCKING KINO!
sainz redeemed before lap1
Alo mediums, i think that softs were the way to go
PIA-VER-LEC
calling it now
>>149494677sorry emma, he's moved onto zheng now x
hey, I saw this in the f1 movie
williams are sabotaging him, there is no other explanation
>>149494690I think he changed his driving style after 2023, he already wasn't as mighty in 2024 as in 2023 when you look solely at qualis
>>149494694This.
Digits and Norris and Lewis crash into each other.
CAR STUCK
CAR STUCK
PLEASE
I BEG YOU
>>149494695I didn't need the digits we're already in meme territory
>extend contract to 2041
>infrastructure destroyed
>f1 race delayed
NO REFUNDS HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Norris crash in turn 1
>he kept the brake pedal pressed
lmao
>Car-loss
>Loses his car
who writes this shit?
woah, just like in the movie!
>>149494673plank thickness
>>149494728Nah, no malice, just incompentecy
>>149494638Not a burger, my links have been diying since the cwc started and had to use alternate ways
>carloss
Second formation lap incoming
fucking austrians man, can't do anything right
this is a good sign of a meme race
Sainz was offered more money at Sauber btw
hahahahaha meme race already
So he's black flagged right? He got marshal assistance in moving.
rolling for norizz death lads
>gets going
They did this intentionally. #stallgate #f1xed
>>149494678We reached nirvana for 3 short minutes
IT WORKS
WE ARE SO BACK SAAAAAAAAAARS
>>149494767Y-Y-YOU'RE A GENUINE DICK SUCKER
so i rushed home from my incelcycling session for nothing?
>>149494609how the fuck do you not know that flag?
This operation isnโt smooth at all
>>149494798Race hasnt started yet
>>149494403 (OP)>briโish engineering
Leclerc will torpedo Norris turn 1 btw
>Not even lights out
>Meme race already
dubs norris and hamilton crash in turn 1
>>149494794I was just thinking that
kek this will be the highlight of the race, prepare for megaslurping
>saaar master trolling
I kneel...
MY SIDES WHAT A FUCKING CLOWN FEST LMAO
>already trying to sabotage lando
>Sainz
What a disasterous weekend for him.
kek, what a fucking clown show.
THIS IS A SHAMBLES
THERE'S PEOPLE ALL OVER THE GRID LANE
>>149494800Based moderate
on willys defense they only had one race car driver for the longest time, its their first year with two, so theyโre not used to it
just let them do 2 warm up laps wheres teh problem you fuckign niggers
elite shithousing from willems
fuck I hope some of the cars run out of fuel because of this
Sonny Hayes move from Carlos
>car on fire
Two nickels and all that
MEMERACE
>MEMERACE
MEMERACE
>MEMERACE
MEMERACE
>MEMERACE
>both brakes are clearly on fire, with billowing flames
>"oh i think it may be on fire"
no shit retard
>>149494814>Bong education
The 2nd time Carlos' car catches fire on this track
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>149494834Why? Just pitlane start
>>149494842yeah check the digits
KWAB SAAR CAR LOSS WILLY YAMS
Williams car BUILT FOR COMBAT
What is it with sainz and car fires in austria?
why are they on track when theres still cars rolling this is insanely dangerous for everyone involved and should be punished immediately!!
thank you Shitcedes and your PUs for making me wait 10 more minutes in the heat
and the williams shits itself
SAINZ IS ON FIRE
YOUR MARSHALS ARE TERRIFIED
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and carloss burns again in austria
What is it about Austria that causes Sainz's cars to keep bursting into flames
people rolled for explosions and fire desu
Why don't F1 cars have a honking system?
saaaaaaars....
i don't feels so good.....
>>149494752The sanding and prep on that door is sub-par. Would not hire.
KEK
And the race hasn't even started yet!
Race hasn't even started and it's already kino
still think global warming isn't real, chud?
>the absolute state of Wilhelms
>>149494883He received assistance from the marshals.
someone explain why they didnt just do 2 warm up laps so carlo can catch up?
>>149494861>adding fresh air to an open firegreatest ally
10 MINUTES???
START THIS RACE BEFORE I PESH MYSELF
10/10 best race start of the season
Ok, maybe there is a little sabotage going on
saar saar please help my car is on fire help me saar
carlosbros.. it's happening again
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/1xqMY8UAGgg?si=RKpo0WOJTub8K3xR
yeah nobody's following anyone today
Small local sport pls understand
unironically this is a strong sign of a meme race
how do you have worse luck AFTER leaving Ferrari
Sainz probably regretting not going with Sauber/Audi like his father advised him about now
>>149494937https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG55K3RdxrE
is there some alternative to f1viewer that works without f1 subscription
>>149494926Idk, back then if the car failled to go in the formation lap they just get a pitlane start
lmao, wtf happened to that williams?
8 FUCKING MINUTES WTF BROS
>be a life long williams fan and a botafogo hincha
>yesterday botafogo eliminated from the CWC
>today williams lost 1 car before he start
>also woke up with hangover diarrhea
God hates me
why can this never happen to the bongers (derogatory)
Foxtel Go stream like 480p
Fuckin semen slurping f1 monopoly in Australia
fiery death to mercedes engines
The car is burning. Get him out of there. Wtf.
>>149494947you mean like Monaco 2024?
Other cars are going to start overheating check 'em
proof f1 is a fucking semen slurping circus
this is stagecraft to promote the movie don't be fooled
>delay
I rushed my nut for nothing.
>>149494940yeah that's clear. Semen slurper incoming for the last 95% of the race.
>already almost eaten all my race jellybeans
>no race
The fucking state of this gp
I JUST WANNA EAT MY SNACKS I CANT EAT UNTIL THE RACE BEGINS FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>149494970god she is cute
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no chin bros...
>>149494948yeah, how does that happen...
>10 minute delay
fuck wilhelms
Meme race before it even started. Let this be the omen for the shithousery kino we're about to witness.
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GAME OVER
>>149494970Is that Ghoul?
I already ate all my snack, fuck you Sainz.
>>149494949He's extremely unlucky too
Why no women putting that fire out?
lol that rear wing has a hole burnt through it
>>149494959> root for lifelong shitters> they shit themselves againwhat a surprise
is there a rogue marshall dedicated to sabotaging carlos in austria?
SAINZ SIRS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>delay for the start
this is a race for mental strongmen now
>>149494947but none of my digit rolls worked baka
>car spontaneously combusts before race starts
Is this a nomal occurence in the F numba 1?
>>149494976It's been 5 mins you fat fuck
the absolute state of williams constructors
>>149494963It's not the engine that is burning. Just the brakes. So it's not like the fuel will suddenly explode.
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game over
>>149494991this is why you have extra snacks. so if this shit happens you have enough to cover it.
>>149494605tell me briefly what attempts you made to find one yourself
>>149494976Jellybeans are such a good idea for a race snack, goddamn
>Vowles out
>Consonants in
>>149495011for car loss, yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsS_VMzY10I
IT'S OVER
>FORMULA 1 OVER
IT'S OVER
>FORMULA 1 OVER
IT'S OVER
>FORMULA 1 OVER
is it really that hot in austria today? is overheating a major concern at the moment?
race not even started and HulkenGODs already gained one place
>>149494991Digits and Bortolento gets a meme win
Well now I can look at the sprint highlights
WHAT? Carlos's car is on fire?
F2 had two exploding engines.
How many will F1 have?
>>149495011Only if you drive a full lap with brakes engaged the entire way through. Nothing spontaneous about that.
>>149495025I checked my usual sites and they're all down
>>149494976it's time for some 'za
>>149495029The countdown begins
holy shit actual white people at a race track
not an oil sheik or american whore in sight
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little too close up
>>149495028you can line them up like cars on a grid and then eat them as they retire, we'd all be eating a blue one right now
10minutes is not enough for a goon sesh.
Fuck you FIA
>>149495011Global warming
>>1494950553 and one will be Goblinos
It's really fuck hot in Australia, we'll get some (Merc) engine-related DNFs today
>>149495004And here I am almost literaly shitting myself.
Pottery
>>149495068not with that attitude
ES PENAL
>ES PENAL
ES PENAL
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>>149495055all Merc PUs except for McLaren ones as usual
>>149495038truly the protagonist of formula racing
that's a lot of racism fans
>>149495074I don't get it
one last roll. digits and massive crash
THE SEAT IS TWO HUNDRED DEGREES
sneaky son of law podium, trust the plan
>>149495058alright. go to totalsportek and comb through the links there until you find one that's ok.
>>149495074Litos, this is much worst than not getting to start the race
>>149495078you mean Austria
today was 12 degrees
>>149495073seems local to me
>>149494959>God hates meYeah well he put you in Brazil in the first place.
great ice cream is completely melted now
off for a shit, don't start the race till i'm back
>>149495086Based fellow racists
>my ass is burning
what did alonso mean by this?
>>149495078>australiaBong education
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didnt know this race was in france
>>149495031he knew
carlos always knows
sometimes looks retarded though
>womyn national anthem
>that albino Down syndrome mong fan in the RB hat
>I LOVE SCIENCE
beginning to think F1 races have been mostly AI generated since Liberty took over
>>149495032https://youtu.be/dsx2vdn7gpY?si=Pxo0w0BEi5gudZ7P&t=12
if this race is not gonna be a meme race and a total slurp then digits will appear right now
if not, weโre absolutely in for a meme race
Imagine all that ass sweat
Yeah Alonso is NOT finishing this race
George is so selfless and thoughtful.
Could the soft runners switch to hards and do a no stops race? They technically completed 1 lap on the softs after all.
>>149495088sainz = science
bitch had a sign for piastri yesterday, as pastry
she's giving bad luck
>>149495031>Pulling under braking>No load in high speed [corners]>Couldn't start the formation lap>Caught fire when it stopped at the end of the pitlaneWhat an incredible shitheap Williams built him
>>149495000it's the belief that kills you anon
Rolling for Norris on the gravel at t4
GOD THIS IS WHY I HATE RUSSEL
SHUT THE FUCK UP CUNT ASS BITCH
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5 mins until start
post your favorite austrian thing in the world
>HEKIN WATERINO HYDRATERINO XDDDD
fuck off
>>149494785Bodiums confirmed.
HULK on suicide watch,.
>>149494959>pick a team>botafogoThats not God, that one its on you bro
good God everything he does is performative
if 50C is moderate
what's hot
im gonna go fill up the coola lime and have a piss boys
Whatโs the most unpleasantly hot youโve ever been, /f1/?
Did you cope well or?
LET'S GO NORRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!
>awwwww blessing geroge is so nice and awwww what a good lad
nuke UK niggers
alonso is too old to handle this weather
KANKER OP GEORGE
GODVERDOMME
Batteries exploding on the grid here we come
>>149495137>pastry instead of ps3What a retard
>>149495152anyone but lando ill take
>princess jorj virtue signalling
disgusting
>all either old bald men or young hot girls
Don't forget to hydrate bros.
wheres the regular commentators
>>149495133Heat gets harder to deal with when you get to his age. Can most certainly relate.
>That fake concern from Russel to score some PR points
>>149495159>what's hotYour mom, lmao
>>149495048>Delayed start, post cars
guys i'm feeling the heat
>>149495160you encouraged me to piss thanks anon god bless
>>149495184was thinking the same thing
>>149495139Wah wah. The entitled prick had offers from Alpine and Sauber. He can't even beat Albon. Pathetic
need to box but ive left it too late
who are these red bull paid npcs
>>149495187reroll I don't want a slurper
CANCEL THE RACE
THEY COULD DIE THERE FROM THE HEAT
race delayed post twingos
digits and norris car explodes
>>149495184fucking gayest boy on the grid.
imagine if bortoleto gets a podium before hulk
just imagine
that would be so fucking funny
no chance it happens right lads?
>>149495152hey, come grab some of your people out of colorado
Who will Lawson kill at turn 1?
>Russell: Does literally anything
>Redditors: RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>149495156Blame my grandmothers cousin that influenced my dad in the 60s. He's the one who started this curse my dad handed to me
Lap 1 KWAB predictions?
SAI
NOR
OCO
HUL
LAW
STR
TSU
digits and nothing happens
>>149495209Love Ningninger
obese ferrari engineer melting like an ice cream
Alonso's last four sperm cells getting fried by the heat
>>149495184just a bit of banter mate
I'm going to end of the 24 hour Spa race for this??
why do they all have umbrellas its not even raining
>>149495182That's odd, my great granny is 98 and she handles particularly warm days way better than I do
>>149495144>44Hamilton understeer LET'S GO
>>149495218Success breeds jealousy.
>>149494981>tfw forgot to pack snacks todayThis better be a good race or my whole day will be ruined.
give them a few crusts of bread, too
>>149495209based summer enjoyer
>>149495218GEORGE IS A FAGGOT
YOU ARE A FAGGOT
GO BE FAGS SOMEWHERE ELSE TOGETHER AND GET AIDS
>>149495229>SAIHe already kwabbed it at lap 0
Sainz should retire from f1 and race in WEC instead
>>149495224>doesnt have a shit bottle>>149495229Carlos didnt make it to lap 1
Thought we might get some Anri webms during this pause
Bit disappointed ngl
remember when f1 was in free tv? yeah good times
>>149495244>TwingosGaygos
i thought i wouldnt make it, i had to rush home only to see it delayed. perfect, just for me
If digits papayas take out each other again
>>149495260How does one shit in a bottle?
>>149495146same, fucking hypocritical cunt
>>149495218phony ass prick.
>>149495229Max literally shits himself
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where are all the big boobs
>>149495235Good that he foze some of them before the preseason testing incident
stroll will kill someone today
idk I'm getting meme race vibes from this one
rolling for peak clown shitshow
>>149495277oh no no no mclel sisters
>>149495270>Multiple ads during a GP
>>149495278Through a shit funnel
>>149495287>tf>tpalabama nigger
>>149495291It will turn out to be a pure slurper
>>149495233nice digits now we wait for his car to catch on fire (also thats Summer from Odd Youth)
>>149495253shes too amazing
>>149495272le fuck off pleb
norris will explode. check em
today would've been my mums birthday, im coping with lots of beer
i hope that anyone who'll vote for carlos in the very important poll kills himself
>>149495284Fabienne Wohlwend is holidaying in Jamaica this week so stay tuned
>>149495164Gran Turismo 2 RAYBRIG the best
norris will have a good start. won't fuck it up. for real
>>149495277Time for another Calrissian YEHAAAW!
VAMOS ALONSO
VAMOS MAX
VAMOS CARLOS (DEP)
VAMOS GABRIEL
why do they have to wait 10 mins?
digits and a wall pops up in front of goblando killing him instantly
>>149495290>all these cars being postedWhat are you faggots, gay?
Post some brown cheeks
hippo
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here we go lads
>>149495270we're getting those times back here in 2026, RTL bought the rights
>>149495310hello bulg-azn-lover
>>149495271Your mother will tomorrow
>coomposting has already started
Business idea: fit 20 twingos with f1 v10s and replace these gay v6 hybrids
>>149495137Pull out the Noris No Rizz sign
twingo is a state of mind
>>149495287>tattooeslock her up
>>149495320The poll is a populatiry coantest, they voted for him in brarehim, where he was leadind rhe f1.5 race, just because tsu crashed twice into him
Just woke up why didn't they start yet? Thought I missed a bit
VERSTAPPEN DEAD TURN 2 !!!!!!!!!!
>>149495331too many freckles
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>LEGLERG
Dunno what i was expecting.
AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX
>>149495345>and sainz is starting from the pits>...is that a twingo????
yeah, I'm turning this slurper off
What lap are we falling asleep, lads?
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>MAX
KIMI EXPOSED MAX
KIMI EXPOSED MAX
KIMI EXPOSED MAX
shittonelli is overrated btw.
Antonelli took Max out for Russell
antonellibros we suck m*rc cock
ITS OVER
MURDER KIMI ANTONELLI
LEKEK FUCKS IT
LEKEK FUCKS IT
LEKEK FUCKS IT
LEKEK FUCKS IT
Yeah i hope AMX takes that retards seat actually.
OH NONONONOKO AMX AMX LMAO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA AMX AMX AMX AMX AMX HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AMXHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BASED ANTONELLI
IT"S OVER AMX DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KANKER NARG KANKER NARG KANKER NARG KANKER NARG KANKER NARG KANKER NARG KANKER NARG KANKER NARG KANKER NARG KANKER NARG
>>149495420SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
>antonelli terrorisms verstappen
top lel
>the absolute state of Orange Army
>shartonelli
FOR FUCKS SAKE MAN
Yesterday's F2 race:
>VER DUN FOR
Verstappen done for
NARG is gonna get fucking lynched today lmao
NO GIMI NO THAT WAS SO NOT RIGHT
waiting for hamilton to pass russel to pull out the safety car heh
Fatherhood killed this man's career
Toto better be prepared to find another second driver if he wants Max now
>tractor cunt
>AMX KWAB
lmao
>mercsatan steaming into a redbull again
Death to toto
WATCH OUT MAX THE CUNT IS COMING FOR YOU
now watch the dutch go home lmao
>DEADBULL
RESBULL
>DEADBULL
RESBULL
>DEADBULL
RESBULL
yeah he's done
the norris era begins
>>149495282I FUCKING TOLD YOU FAGGOTS
SEETHE ALL YOU KEKS
GEORGE SUPREMACY
amx car is completely fine, what the fuck is he doing
KIMI RULE #1 DO NOT CRASH INTO YOUR TEAMMATE
Fuck sakes you italian fucks
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OVER
Mercedes power trains riggers yet again
Fuck alobros, unluckyest start
fuck they almmost kill a marshal
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max bros, not like this...
At least Max is safe and won't get a race ban now
race is over, time to turn of the telly
digits and mclelelns crash during the restart
HAHAHA Future teammates my ass
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it's all good.
At this rate Stroll will win this one
KWAB KWAB KWAB NO MORE CHAMPIONSHIPS FOR FRAUDSTAPPEN FOR THE REST OF TIME
yeah not watcvhing this gay shit
i told you jorj will be 3rd after austria
it's so over.
>>149494819No, but someone else did
>tracktors
>on the track
mind blown
Well, might as well finish watching Spa 24h at this point
PIT TSUNODA AND GIVE HIS CAR TO MAX
this sport is extremely gay and boring
Yeah, no point in watching the race anymore...
>>149495497He's gained a position
even max cant get mad at this
>>149495454many such cases.
I guess he will now leave redbull and cope
would make sense is if still was
>VER DUN FOR
but not really with the real result
>VER FOR CRA
Penalty point for Max incoming
track jannies nearly 'acking themselves
stupid ass rookie shit rat
Kimi forgot he has brakes...
he just came in like a torpedo
Sainz having a bad case of the tobacco spirit should have been the warning sign
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
TIME TO DISCUSS USING THE TURN 2 CHICANE TO NEUTRALIZE TURN 3
THERE ARE LIVES AT STAKE
shittonelli has to get a penalty
what a braindead move holy shit just go back to f2 you shitter
>locks the wheels
>applies full lock
kek F1A stuff
>max doesnt go apeshit on the rookie
games gone
AMX murdered in cold blood by shitter
>Lawson had a """bad""" start to let verstappen through and almost took bortoleto out
Get fucked redbull with your two teams
antonelli is the first woman f1 driver
>>149495526He doesn't yet perceive him as a serious threat. That will change soon.
goblando almost lost P1 to PS3 in less than 4 corners lol
Don't put Italians in cars. Simple as.
What the fuck was NARG doing there, that was a iracing tier dive bomb
amx got driven into you br*t etc retards
>>149495551what a fucking retard
My broadcast's radios are mute...
>>149495510>All good mate, I get your seat next year.
>>149495563ps3 looked FAST
kek
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>cheers gimi
>>149495555He's going easy on his future teammate
Reminds me of that Bottas move
>FAKE GIMI EXPOSED
FAKE GIMI EXPOSED
>FAKE GIMI EXPOSED
FAKE GIMI EXPOSED
>FAKE GIMI EXPOSED
FAKE GIMI EXPOSED
>>149495550This wouldn't have happened if they used the original track layout
>>149495560his shitbox engine was going to explode anyway so he thought he'd take out amx
go back to f2 italian shitter
my God this was the most rookie move I have ever seen
Kimi needed a year or two in a lower team to get used to F1. He's making far too many mistakes to be fighting towards the front.
ruined the whole fucking race this little wink faggot
MCLEL CRUSH TO EACH OTHER
So is Verstappen out of the race? Glad I deicded to root for Russell. More like VerstACKpen lmao.
Video game lobby type shit
>Narb almost got both Raris before the SC
WDC
Live by the divebomb, die by the divebomb
>>149495565Put an eggplant in a car and he thinks he can fly.
The season is over isn't it
Fake gimibros... we're looking worse than bearcub
the retard gets one podium and now thinks he's entitled to kill another driver driver on the first lap
>verstappen, Antonelli, Sainz out
>running out of people to cheer for
fake gimi just ended mercedes chance of getting max
>claims to have won RBring 5 times
>didn't even finish the 5th attempt
What did Max mean by this?
>This race will be awesome, AMX will destroy everyone
AMX out
>Well this race would have been shit anyways
/f1/ in a nutshell, thank god I didn't visit this shithole in 5 weeks.
>>149495587based strategy
>>149495578but he wants amx to drive for him?
>>149495582>fuck it chuck it racingbased
VAMOS ALONSO
VAMIS MAX(DEP?
VAMOS CARLOS(DEP)
VAMOS GABRIEL
>>149495563just a matter of time
>>149495545fucking idiot indeed
>>149495595PLEASE GOD, LET THIS HAPPEN
max should get points penalty points DEDUCTED for that
Max 1 penalty point for depositing debris on track. DQ'd from Semenstone
Mercedes have AMX seeking cars
>max troonshaggers seething
the world is heading
No way Kimi killaniggy torpedo's it into AMD AMX there is no way
>"Remember his exit clause, don't make it too obvious"
>>149495613continues max's shitty season
>FOM jerking it to le epic midfield battle
Digits and no RB boys in the points at finish
KWABilton drives like my nan
Gasly saving Briatore's career
>>149495613>Dis won't happen if Kimi is your teammate
>>149495592That's what they said about Amx too yet he's the goat.
>>149495609phoneposters have to be silent
>AMX out
>Poonoda fucking around in third last
yeah...
no fucking way max willing to drive alongside narb
>max out
dont really care about the race now
Don't worry Red Bull bros, Tsunoda is still in the race
>poois is without drs
GET IN THE JORJ
cgi cars warping visible from the aerial view
back to gooning. any recommendations?
Vamos lonsl, we have 2 softs behind, we need to hold for a fee laps
hope ham and rus take each other out
Russel is such a monumental faggot
>>149495594angry brown turkish hands wrote this post
if a braindead retard like shittonelli can drive a mercedes, what's your excuse?
The only thing I can hope for in this race now is a double Mclaren DNF, Hamilton crash and a NARB crash
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Max deliberately DNF to break his contract isnt it ??
>>149495655he cant pass stroll
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EVIL LEWIS WON'T LET ME OVERTAKE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>Max just didnt want to race without GP so decided to bait Kimi to take him out
poor narg still has his helmet on
I think I'll watch the end of the 24 hours of Spa instead
>>149495677trying to hold back that smile
>>149495661yeah don't fall for the tricks of Toto's tribe
>>149495634almost a copy of the crash in yesterday's f3 sprint
>max smiling
kek he's so fucking done
>AMX is probably thinking he could have raced at Spa 24hrs instead of getting torpedoed by a spastic Italian
championship was over when the FIA banned mclaren's tire fuckery for 2026 guaranteeing that nobody else could develop something similar
we has DAS'd
>>149495678Stroll is really good, Alonso said so
>>149495672shut up nigger
>>149495651If Toto is willing to fork over a billion reasons, he just might.
>>149495628Kimi has actually triggered a huge butterfly effect now
>>149495675I won't suck Toto Wolf's cock
>>149495634lol
grosjean tier
the anon that said the mclels will collide is most likely right
Max will now go to Mercedes so Toto will demote Kimi
>>149495677playing the long game
Both mclels crash
Leclerc win
Is it even worth watching the remainder of the race?
>>149495681god-tier wordplay
god i hope ps3 takes out goblando
>>149495700Aryan qt in the back
>>149495664also it's amx's 11th full season in f1, and there were races in Austria in every one of them.
no idea what you mean with "5th attempt".
>mclel is like a second faster than everyone
lmao
>>149495693max logging in iRacing in 10min
>>149495697the dark horse of the WDC
>>149495721maybe for ps3 vs norizz
Dirty nasty repulsive disgusting filthy whore
oh no no no no cuckstappen
>>149495721If you like McLel 1-2's, sure. Norris will probably choke at some point though.
>>149495721>>149495727Probably not.
Unless Goblando crashes into ps3
>PS3 2 seconds ahead of Chuck
This is some 2014 Merc shit.
Oscar just shoulder peeking
Mclel to take each other out
>>149495740is she playing with her hitachi again
>>149495729wow, check out richboi with his 240p stream
>already 3s in another galaxy
cool
>>149495734The f 1.5, not likely, but maybe a p2
>>149495729you coomers will fap to any 2 pixels
lul
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>>149495740But enough about your mother
>>149495721nothing's going to happen
too hot
>>149495744Men don't wear skirts
>f1tv is fine during f2 race
>starts stalling again during f1 race
I love paying FOM directly!
mclel is so sovless
theyโre not as racist as amx
why is max out his car looked fine
>>149495677>the cope is already startingkek
SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP SLUUUUUUUUUUUURP
>>149495757Shes massively preggo right now btw
>>149495634>Gimi Torpedelli
>>149495760it's from the screenshot I replied to nigger
>>149495704Looks like shit, made in some jew's operating table.
>>149495770Works on my machine
>cucked out of a decent battle for P1 because of dirty air BS
Fuck Pirelli
Such a cooked Formula. The most 'X WINS LOL' regs ever.
>max out
>mclarens might as well be alone on the track
Yep, if it wasn't already over for Max this year it is definitely over now. The penalty in Spain and now this finishes it.
>main racist DNF
No point in watching this race anymore, the other racists arent as good
>>149495757boobs too small
>both mclels already 3 seconds ahead of chuck
good night
>>149495770>payinglmao, fucking dutch man, i swear to god
>>149495776it's spelled P-A-I-N
Amx and Narb would be a funny pairing, why don't people want it
>>149495786I'm also a racist
the only interesting thing that could happen is a mclaren murder-suicide
totally normal for cars to gain 4 secs on the second fastest in 4 laps at the end of a regs cycle btw
>>149495787>I'm gaySorry about that anon, better luck next life.
>>149495776there's a heatwave in yurop, no rain in the near future
Why can't RB bring back Poorez?
He'd do better than the gook
well, at least max can watch the last hour of spa24 now!
>merc absolutely killed the race
>mclels fucking off into the horizon
>narb couldnt even keep with poois for some shit flinging
Slurper
>>149495741shut the fuck up!
>>149495729That's Liam Lawson
>>149495798How did jorge won this race last year?
>>149495812No, he wouldn't.
LET OSCAR PASS FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP
>>149495798Mclel double DNF
Ferrari 1-2 for Chuck
Hurry up PS3 and take out goblin
I want to see Oscar cuck Lando around the outside and win the race
I want to see Lando mindbroken
>>149495778His engine shut off the moment he got hit
>>149495806Ferrari 1-2??? Kino???
I'm only waiting for the mclels to crash each others out now and HAM engine failure.
>>149495639He DID have a year (and a bit) in a lower team. Could have used a bit more ideally, but they risked losing him to another team if they didn't promote him.
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>>149495782And that's a good thing
I'll take a nap
Wake me up when another crash happens
Raping Bulls can't overtake Kick Saubers
those mclarens are in a different universe
>>149495787This. Very uncanny
>tsunoda still hasn't overtook anyone
Checo wasn't this bad
feels like a slurper now lads
hopefully the mckeks take each other out
fucking kimi isn't even gonna get penalized for that insanely idiotic move cause they're just gonna write it off as a racing incident on lap 1
NOOOO PIASTRI IS GOING TO KILL HIS TIRES AND DRAIN HIS BATTERY >:(
YOU CAN'T JUST CHASE DOWN ANOTHER CAR IN THIS ERA
>>149495661yeah, random onlyfans thots
f3 in the morning was more entertaining than this
PLEASE GOD LET THE MCLEL CRASH INTO EACH OTHER
>>149495721You sure don't wanna miss PS3 buck breaking Norizz
>>149495831why can't f1 field at least two top competitive teams at the same time any more?
it's always just one team
Merc then Red Bull then McLel
>>149495841I fucked Naomi Schiff 3 years ago in Belgium.
good job showing Albon overtaking Gasly
>All these spics with selective memory about poorez
Come on now.
WEAK MIND NORRIS IS FINDING A WAY TO LOSE
>Lec +4
lmao this "sport" is a joke.
Bro just braked too late and called it lockign your tires
Twingos are the reason I hate France.
Twingos are the reason Hitler invaded France
Twingos are everything wrong with France
Twingos are cars for fags.
These cars are legit there's nothing going on with them at all
>>149495848And I remember I thought he was a decent driver before he moved to Red Bull.
>VER out
>SAI out
>TSU 15
>ALO 10
I'm going back to sleep.
>>149495848Some say he can't even reach the pedals.
PAPAYA WAR
>PAPAYA WAR
PAPAYA WAR
>PAPAYA WAR
PAPAYA WAR
>PAPAYA WAR
PAPAYA WAR
>PAPAYA WAR
PAPAYA WAR
>PAPAYA WAR
>my piles are under pressure
>McLaren are heckin valid and cute cars
>losing to norris
piastri will never become wdc
>norris cracking under pressure already
KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB KWAB
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KINOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>inb4 NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T FIGHT PAPAYA RUULLLLLEESSSS
yeah woo what racing so hype I love watching two cheat cars
>>149495811imagine choosing that over this
>>149495867I did so about 6 months ago.
>>149495888Dont worry alobro, this is not over
>>149495885go back to India jeet.
>F1 is considered the most exciting and prominent racing championship
lmao, these two are going to take themselves out.
Piastri is such a retard.. fucking get the drs for back straight
kino racing from the Mclarens, we're so back lads
>>149495503This. And stopping the subscription. Not paying to suffer every race week.
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>tfw you just realize you haven't had teammate battles like this for leading cars since 2016 and 2018
hmmm, I feel like a 4-Pack Krispy Cremeยฎ Original Glazedโข Doughnuts from my local 7/11ยฎ convenience store
for me it's the boy from barbados
>entire race is mclaren trading drs passes back and forth as they fuck off up the road
RAT
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Please god let them take each other out. Youโve already taken Sainz and Max from this race we are due for a miracle
>Albon up to 6th
Go weeyums!
damnit ps3 you know you're not supposed to overtake before the next DRS zone, they just get you straight back
is this what 2014-2016 was like
because i don't care for it
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I'm still here because David Croft fucked off by the way
COME ON PS3 HAVE SOME FUCKING GAMES
Is kayo getting commentary from f1 tv now? Are these commentators new? I recognise karun but not the other guy
>fake as fuck mclaren show 30 years out ahead of the rest
Sluuuurp
>woo racing
No that was fucking f3 tier racing from piastri
>>149495887is that a grill?
what the fuck have they put in Borts meals this weekend
ps3's tyres will eventually wear themselves out earlier if he continues behind
PS3 has suffered the dirty air attrition
ITS OVER
Put VER, LEC or ALO in that McLaren and they're +10 seconds ahead by now, both McLs are shitters
>>149495940austria 2016
what a race
>lap 13/70
Is the race already settled? What's the point of watching beyond the first 5 minutes?
HOW IS A WILLY SHITBOX P6
HOW IS A KICK SHARTBOX P7
LMAOOOOOOOO
>>149495918>most prominentobjectively
>most excitingfastest, maybe, but not most exciting
>unrelenting
dare i say relentless
>>149495885>Love black girlsSame
Albon is catching Russell
And now Piastri has killed his tires and battery, there won't be any more battles.
>>149495920Calls him a retard despite the fact he's the best driver currently on the track.
>>149495910No no no it's clever engineering.
Fair play to Goblando, that was pretty good racing
>>149495965You mean the season is already settled
PAPAYA RULES
>NO HARD RACING
PAPAYA RULES
>NO HARD RACING
>tires are gone
Nice one shitrelli
>>149495915This is what Arabs used to enslave
>>149495841The father is white
>>149495952Crofty gets skips a race every now and then now from this season on, replaced by someguyidk
>PS3 Relenting
Meh. Its over
>>149495939now he have to hope that Sauber don't chose a retard strategy as usual
>mclaren cars are so much better the drivers can just go up ahead and play around without losing the first 2 positions
Nice "race" you got there f1babs.
So, that McLaren car is illegal, right?
>tires dead after 1 overtake attempt and 8 laps
can someone put an end to Pirelli and the fia shitshow already?
>>149495980thats the state of f1
When did troll lose 2 plaves? He was behind lonso
>>149495991Life must be shit looking like a discount Bonnie Blue
>>149495940no, you had cool force india mid grid fights
sauber needs to undercut in a bitโฆ
>Alpine slow on softs
Heh
>>149495997he cooked his tyres
>>149495940No, this is actually a fight
Hamilton dominated Rosberg
>>149495991mmmm not tanned sideboob
>>149495979This
PS3 fucked his tires for a failed overtake
>>149496001Probably not, but it should be.
>>149495997He's right behind him
>>149495999But it was ok when red bull did it for 4 years huh
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE HECKING DIRTY AIR DONT YOU KNOW YOU ARENT SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO FOLLOW THERES HECKING DIRTY AIR STOP RACING ITS IMPOSSSIBLE
Black women are bottom tier
>>149495991SOPHIA TAKE MY SEED
>>149495764You don't know how bad it was 25 years ago
>>149496016>>149495988It's a strange game, where the only winning move is not to race.
>>149496019they didn't had op cars, just an op driver
>>149495991I love sideboobs so much its unreal
lol fuck my shit up, tsolov technical DSQ
>>149495940>tsu in the pointsi kneel
COME ON PS3, CRASH INTO THE GOBLIN RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Wouldn't be surprised if Norris just shoots off into the gravel
piastri should try to overtake norris and win the racw
just jerk it using your imagination friends
Just got out the Onsen.
What happened to Max?
>>149496036Sorry bro, a lost for him is a lost for all alobros
slurpiest race of the season
how the fuck can drive so close for 15 laps?
where is le heckin dirty air?
>>149496050crashed into antonelli
>>149496050he got murdered by NARG
>>149495934sexo with anthro williams mouse
>P10
>zero overtakes
yugi-chan everyone
>>149496050Got hit by an Intercontinental Ballistic Mercedes
>gaining on the second fastest car while losing time battling each other
legal btw
Hadjar has been faster than Tsunoda in this race so far
>Lando already making mistakes
why does leclerc sound so african
>>149496022Doesn't mean they can't be fun.
>>149496022>Black women are bottom tierThe aren't even fully human. It's fucking bestiality to lust after them.
the goblin is such a fucking choke artist
PIASTRI UTTERLY EXPOSED LOL
>>149496058higher elevation, less dense air
>>149496031i know exactly how bad it was
>t. sharing pics on floppy discs with school mates in the late 90s
>>149496050m*rc assassination
>>149496033U have to be retarded
Ferrari forgot to fuel the car
>>149496050rookie italian torpedoed him
HAPPY CONTRACT RENEWAL, JAMES
This has got to be the worst damn commentary in Formula 1 history. Sound off. I bet these two shcmucks are slurping Butter's Creamy Goo between takes.
>>149496050he relaxed around a merc
>williams
frank died for this
norizz is so mentalyl weak lmao
and what the fuck is going on with williams
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ALBON WAS SIXTH
FUCK WILLIAMS ENGINEERING
>>149495941more of a miotosis and kristina milan enjoyer desu
>>149496007Bonnie blue is bogged and completely run through
Williams bros... next year will be ours
>>149496067>ferrari radio kino
How did these fucking amateurs both get a rocketship
>>149496019b-but muh max
he so based
>>149496081If aids is fun to you then ok...
So they made 12-15 laps on the softs with the fuel loaded, so at the end of the race we might go to the 25 laps
POSICION PARA FERNANDO
>Migu dood
>AMX dood
>Double Wilhelms DNF
>>149496011Briatore was right
their engine is a ducking joke
>4ndfs
>probably 5
>tsunoda still wont get points
>Merc once again testing components on willy
Sad!
literally 80% of current drivers could be fired and replaced and there would be improvement
norizz needs coaching, weak.
NOOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEYUMS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NORRIS IS FOLDING ALREADY
BORT P6
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>this is the battle between /weakmind/s we are now forced to watch
>qualify by over half a second on pole
>struggle to keep the lead
>>149496100you're british, obviously you'll defend mclol and the goblin
How tf is Norris doing so well today
Did his bf appeared or what
>Lando needs to be instructed to take an apex
Jesus fucking christ
>>149496061you can dislike verstappen but that's being disingenious as fuck
antonelli crashed into verstappen
Would you guys drive a F1 car?
>>149496022fact status: FALSE
>>149496101Nah the new floor didn't fix the issue, they're killing the floor pad yet again like in China. Fucking Italian retards.
>>149496120Like every single successful woman including female drivers.
>there are people who pay money to watch this
sooo are they just going to show the McLarrys this entire race then?
>>149496150no it would snap my neck
yugi punking strulovich lmao
>>149496142yeah i miss it when it was max in his supercar vs literally nobody
Bortoleto somehow gets a Top 5 finish out of this
>>149496155Youre poor we get it
>>149496050Rookies being rookies
cmon bortoleto score some fucking points
the jew fears the samurai
>>149496121Universe will balance it out and they'll get podium at Silverstone
Yeah, tsu needs to get out of the grid
I think if Museo DNF's too this will be a completely grim race
>>149496144You're Romanian, obviously you'll say retarded things
Holy fuck this is abysmal racing
>yugi
lol never gets old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7amwCPFuLB4
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I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>149496056shut up pigger
McLaren is obviously cheating, but the question is how are they doing it?
>>149496142i'm convinced that this general straight up just doesn't want to watch close racing in any context
>TSUNODA +8 PLACES
IT'S HAPPENING
>>149496165habla ingles, por favor
>>149496188he's about to get a 10 second penalty, so no it's not happening
>>149496185they arent going to get caught so we will never know
>>149496185they've craftily designed a better car than their competitors
cheating twats
>post yrw Bort somehow gets a podium out of this
Nor & Pia will take each other out
Lec will crack under pressure like the submissive little fag he is and lock up somewhere, taking him out of the podiums
Ham will do the same
Rus-Bor-Alo podium
>>149496022god i miss banging my redhead ex
>>149496185Michelin tyres
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>borto is lapping faster than jorj
he's getting a top 5 barring a disaster in the pits
>>149496185Water in the tires
My gf turned me down for sex again
At least I still have /f1/
>>149496185Water tank ballast system that reshapes for cornering to assist with weight and tyre wear.
>Shitnoda finally gets to beat Verstappen in a race
good for him
>Lawson being faster than Tsunoda in the Toro Rosso
Proof it's the car
APOLOGIZE
>>149496188he's dead last
*BANG BANG BANG*
>CAM ON BORTOLETO
*BANG BANG BANG*
>KILL SUM FACKIN NARBS
*BANG BANG BANG*
Bort is gonna get a podium chegg em
how has Ferrari still not figured out how to cheat the plank check post race like red bull and McLaren have?
Mclaren radio is just waffle talk
>>149496185Americans in charge
>the only hope deadbull's future has
CAM ON PS3 KNOCK BOTH OF YOUS OUT
we were this close to greatness
>mfw having Kimi, Albono, RB and Williams in my fantasy team.
Welp, there goes first page for me.
Fucking shitters
>they almost did the funniest thing
>>149496128Pedro managed to come 2nd for years during constant fuck ups the car was do op
>>149496206>disaster in the pits>sauberit's over bortbros...
>if oscar is faster, let poorrizz go back in front
pappy-aah rules
fuck you ps3 that could have been a kino crash
>>149496214he already beat him by surviving lap 1
goblando favoritism. not even being transparent about it.
>>149496209does she only say yes every two weeks?
If not for the booba posters this would be a completely joyless race.
You could put Dunne in either of these Mclarens and nothing would be different right now
Bortoleto is flying holy fuck
damn that was almost something good happeneing
>>149496209I'm not sucking you off, bro
>Piastri and norris kille ach other
>Bortelo gets a podium before hulk
IMAGINE
>>149496187>close racingWhere?
CAM ON MCLARENS
TAKE YOURSELVES OUT AGAIN
>>149496206Watch Sauber fuck up somehow
It 100% over for PS3
His tires are dead
Norris has track position
He has nothing
SO PS3 PAPAYA RULES YOU HAVE TO SUCK LANDOS DICK FOR THAT
Why can't Lando drive like this all the time?
>>149496214The good will crash until the end
We almost had a race there
Only a crash between the Mclels can save this race now.
>>149496256he would crash into other drivers more often
Fuck this I'm hungover and sleep deprived. I'm going to bed. Sorry lads
>can't even take out his team mate
LAME
LAME
LAME
>>149496250How dare day pit first the driver that is leading
>>149496260im ready for ferarri-sauber dominance
>Mclaren pit kwab
lol eat shit goblin
Hulkbros, is the hue rookie really going to get a podium before us?
DAMNIT PS3 YOURE SUPPOSED TO HIT HIM
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There's no way that didn't just flat spot his right front
If he didn't kill his tires before by racing normally like you would he will definitely have now
>>149496280Cant have that now can we :))
>>149496234i got lucky bro, i switched the williams for the aston martin
>the two leaders of the WDC are two retards who constantly lock up and oversteer
>still winning cause theyโre driving a Very Easy mode car
Cursed season
>>149496185bribing FIA to not look at the engine
everybody at mclaren showing nerves
>>149496289good that you're paying attention to the broadcast
>Leaving Piastri out
ok they're sabotaging him
>>149496284She moves as if she just shit her pants
>I have a flat spot
>cope oscar, just stay out and we'll pit you into traffic :3
>let's see your pace
>flat spot , flat spot , pit me please
>lets see your pace
I think Norris left the track with 4 wheels three times already. He is such a kwab.
McLaren intentionally keeping Ps3 out on a fucked tire to defuse the battle.
almost shaved his fucking ass off whew
>>149496303I'd say thank fuck there's new technical directives next year, but they're going to be fucking shit.
is ps3's engineer baiting him to crash?
>>149496185Cheating is the heart and soul of this sport.
>>149496303>are two retards who constantly lock up and oversteerZoomers have to deal with ADHD, autism, sensory processing disorder, etc please understand
>>149496294If both mclarens take each other out maybe
bortoleto going for 2 stops heck yea
>i have a flat spot
we know you're balding, ps3, just race
>>149496255Be honest /f1/, would you?
I want a hot black girl who only washes herself with water to tie me up and force me to eat her ass while teasing my virgin white cock
Rolling for double McLel and Neguinho DNF
and sauber just killed borto race with some meme strategy
again
FFS
>I have a flat spot
YEAH YOUR HEAD
KEKWAB
>>149496308Dont worry about it, if you post another we should all be okay
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the fix is IN
SAUBER DIDN'T FUCK UP THE PITSTOP
I REPEAT
SAUBER DIDN'T FUCK UP THE PITSTOP
BORT POINTS ARE A GO
>>149496251Sheโs in horny mode probably like once a week on average. Been together 3 years and Iโm used to it. Iโm a low T basedboy who prefers video games anyway.
When we go on vacation we fuck like rabbits though
>>149496310>Perfect boobs and ass
>lets see your pace with a flat spot
they want to create a gap between them
KICK saubitch out of the sport
>>149496036over for tsolovbros
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>Not great, not terrible
>slipstream good
>dirty air bad
been watching f1 since 1994 and i'll never understand where the threshold is
Lando and Piastri are so shit
I wanna see Max and Russell in those cars man
>>149496209Just ask her to lock up in chastity if she is going to deny you
Its another sauber strategy ruins borto's race episode
>>149495801>watching for freespill the beans. im okay with paying a little even
>>149496325kwab @ zoomers
>Okay Oscar, we're sabotaging your race to rig this for a Lando win
Finally a good race, action everywhere.
Now lets see them absolutely bottle ps3's pit stop
>teehee, power to wheelguns died
>>149496356>i'll never understand where the threshold iscorner entry
what's with karun and sniffing?
>>149496310/NFL/ kiwi poster is here?
Kino
>>149496341They don't fumble on J.W's watch
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>borto pits behind manbear and hvlk
fucking disasterclass for sauber once again.
>>149496348She burns coal
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Well, /f1/?
>>149496321piastri fucked his race by losing patience. rare
defensive masterclass from beartwink there
>>149496365you meant to be in the motogp thread?
>>149496356DRS range good, 2-3s behind = dirty air.
With some variation of course.
>>149496351>not posting "KICK saubitch AUDI the sport"one job
>>149496310There is nothing finer than white girls
>>149496177>>149496308I love big boobs so much it's unreal
>>149496364>we gotta promote the new Lando Monster flavor, please understand
>max crashed
>uma musume released
lifes good
>4 lap hards delta
yeah, I'm sure that will be worth it lmao
>Sauber on a 2 stop with bort
W H Y
H
Y
guys 2 stops is a better strategy than 1 stop honestly, the hards are shit
>they actually sandbagged ps3's stop
Death to arablel
Death to brown
>everyone bitching about the insane heat
>somehow austria is hotter than the races in actual fucking arabian peninsula desert
>>149496234Not having mclel in f1fantasy and fantasygp
>>149496397Why? He was just as bad as this.
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SAUBER SURGE
>>149496377>sauber strategy
obvious fucking rig, fuck this sport, death to mclaren
>>149496348looks a bit like sophia simens
>Ferrari's going for a one stop
Are they dumb or not?
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kek they really are fucking him
so did they just fuck over pisstree to keep the goblin Happy or are they retarded like the rest of the paddock?
>>149496412yeah but he was a funny mexican
>give lando shit stop
>give Oscar an even worse one
Bloody bastard biches
Has Tsunoda even overtaken anyone yet lol, he's only moved up when people infront of him pit, now he's at the back after pitting a couple laps ago
>don't make it too obvious
gg fucking retards shoudlve pited immediaetly after lando
>>149496354will we ever see a fellow tatar in f1? ;_;
there will be a race where i honestly put george first in fantasy gp again and he'll dnf again
>on that occassion
crofty is there even when he isn't there
fuck brits
>>149496370based gilfchad
Why are people posting fat women in f1 thread?
that was piss poor acting on the front left
that thing was off and hes just sat there wiggling it to waste time
How is hulk up so high after pitting?
Checo stocks keep going up lol
Front left guy needs to hit the gym
>>149496204>god i miss banging my redhead exMe too.
I'm glad she's gone because she was crazy but damn she was a whore in bed. Only chick so far that actively demanded that i give her facials and stick my thumb up her butt...
>>149496393>the new Lando Monster flavorWhat does it taste like?
>>149496429they are sabotaging
>Mclaren fucking ps3 over
>>149496436stroll i think
>>149496429it is business decision
>>149496429They've stitched up Ps3 multiple times with their pit stops.
front left meknik is dei hire
>>149496449>doubting the hulk
>>149496433Pretty, bubbly kinda girl there
>>149496384I'm up till 3am MotoGp race was pretty good too
>>149496449Pitted very early
>Be autistic
>The bosses favors the chatty guy who doesn't do any work
Many such cases, I feel for PS3
>>149496460why is she drinking beer if she clearly hates it
>>149496449Hulk hasn't pitted
>>149496356slipstream is the sweet spot where air is sliced open by the car in front
dirty air comes after slipstream where "dirty" air comes together
is max verstappen moonlighting as mclarens front left mechanic?
>>149496429>we want the brit audience
>>149496452for people not paying attention since the 2023 european leg of course
>>149496408>Austria: end of June>desertpeople: March/April or November/Decemberreally gets the noggin joggin
>>149496433More Heidi plz
why are they sabotaging bort? first pitstop into traffic then waiting to order him past
>>149496453it's the sweat inside the gloves it made him slip
>>149496410I have mclel and ps3 too. Only scorers for me almost every weekend
mclel pick their wonderboy, ps3 never had a chance
the guy doing the front left on ps3's car was moving in slow motion, what the fuck kek. absolutely blatant bullshit.
alright im gonna go have a wank, night boys
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SO MANY GREEN CARS
>>149496474death to autistics. normies and schizos run the world
seriously, what the fuck is up with the rb 2nd seat? why the does everyone suck there? It's been years so don't just say "the car is designed for Max" or any other stupid shit
>that fucking hadjar train
OOF
post yr face when norris wins WDC
>2.2
when did feralel pit crew get good?
There is absolutely no way ps3 keeps up with the pace without a tow
>>149496429Mclel knows that a No Rizz WDC will sell better then a PS3 WDC
Aston is going to 1 stop this, crazy bastards
+6.5s
nothing personal ps3
>>149496501>don't just give me the precise reason for it
Lawsonchads, our time is now
>>149496501Kelly's succubus powers are VERY strong
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well gg guys
>>149496501>what is 2+2>don't give me that 4 shit
thx mclel for killing the race twice
Sauber double podium
I believe
>>149496514trvke, ps3 is a drs baby
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it's over
LAWSON P3. STOP THE COUNT
AMX and PS3 are both drivers that need to find new teams
>>149496486That's all I got bro
>>149496529yeah this race is over the McL will finish 20 Seconds ahead of everyone.. nice 2025 Season.. not
please stay hecking wholesome oscar and don't race the goblin think of his feelings
>oscar please stop racing
>>149496501i mean have you driven a 1000 hp car with oversteer? Pretty clear what's going on there
>the chastity cage is on
KEK
>>149496513like 2.5 years ago
pay attention
>>149496552SEX
you cant suffer as a pinoy
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WTF WAS THAT GHOST CAR THAT JUST TELEPORTED IN FOR A MOMENT
look at the shit pace in the hardsโฆ 2-stop is the better strategyโฆ
>>149496552who is this slut
Rolling for a sc so the goblin can get mugged in the restart
>>149496526It's been years and different cars so that simply can't be the only reason, fuck you anon
>>149496419they can do whatever they want today. main rivals sharted themselves.
where's that aussie spirit ps3, stop cucking to the britisher sirs
>>149496550PS3 is on track of becoming WDC.
Why would he even imagine switching team?
Don't discount Lando's ability to KWAB himself even under no pressure.
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ARE THE CHAAAAMPIOOOOOOOOOOOON
MY FRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEND
SHUT THE FUCK UP BERNIE YOUR VOICE IS WORSE THAN YOUR FACE
>Hamilton is his old Happy Hamilton
>Although he is still driving behind his teammate
>Yeah but he's used to driving behind his teammates these last couple of years
Dutch commentators kek
>>149496566take your meds
>Oscar please stop you might throw away our 170 point constructors advantage
>>149496566It's all AI lmao
Based hulk letting the zoomer pass
>>149496566There are ghost cars all over these alps, don't you know?
>>149496570That was just a practice roll
>>149496566there was nothing there anon, you're seeing things
>>149496578potential of piloting newey's new rocket ship?
>alexa define marginal
wtf i cannot believe he said that
>>149496562I thought you changed, cage?
Back to the addiction?
Dont bring any more shame to our flag please.
>>149496501Apologize to Checo.
>>149496584they lurk here
>>149496569Some happa who wishes she was a 2000s teen white girl
>>149496571what do you want to hear then, the international gay black jewish feminist conspiracy actively sabotaging them or what
DEATH TO GASLY
MAY GOD SEND HIM SPINNING INTO A BARRIER
>>149496577>britisherSaar detected
>he didn't believe in goblando
apologize
>>149496566medication. now.
>>149496600Magic numbers confirm
tsunoda is fucking washed
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
40 laps to go, hards could do it
GET HIM OFF
GET TSUNODA OFF
>>149496600nailed it on the second attempt, flawless landing
>>149496578Don't you know that the Retardo move of running away from competition against your teammate is great?
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>tsunoda wrecking fools left amd right
KEK
Tsunoda is fucking *abysmal*
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNDERE
what the fuck happened to Tsunoda after he joined RB
how many has yuki hit today
>>149496631saaaaaaaar do not redeem f1 win
stream? am okay with paying a little
>Tsunoda rage driving like it's an online lobby
nice job axing that points streak yuki
>>149496662Sure but the car is also absolute shit
>>149496509better him than the aussie mutt
>STR cucks TSU in the end
playing the long game
>Lawson will finish the WDC ahead of Tsunoda as well
>>149496604>>149496620>>149496588>>149496585I'M NOT CRAZY FUCK YOU
IT JUST POPPED IN FOR A FRAME IN THE BRAKING ZONE (FERRARI?)
TWITCH CHAT TESTIMONY CONFIRMS IT
>>149496550>be given a car that regularly finishes 20 seconds ahead of the other cars>โfuck you I got one slow pit stop Iโm changing teamsโAmericans should be banned from these threads
This race would be so kino if the Mclels had crashed each other out
this only accentuates that AMX is the GOAT
>>149496767Idk what they are doing, it almost worked for them with the stupid chink
Fucking Alpine can't race, can't brake piece of shit car AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>149496776past performance is not an indicator of future performance
>>149496770>orffirst slow, then no service at all
srf and band brazil no service from the beginning
>>149496710we are checking
>10 seconds for Tsunoda
The absolute state of this guy
>>149496780I just want to tune out at this point. But thanks to goblando, I don't want to miss out on 50/50 chance of him spinning out in the lead.
piastri will close on norris
Do you have to speak English on the radio? Is that a rule?
>>149496893not poossible. McLaren would just detonate the failsafe explosive in Oscars rear left tire, causing a red flag
>>149496837are we still checking?
>>149496948Unofficial rule. They say it just makes things easier.
>>149496948i wish they speak on their mother tongue just to fuck with the broadcasters
>>149496408End of june has been almost always been very hot in Europe last couple of years beside last years. I went to Austria and Germany last week and it was around 30 degrees all week I went. Next couple of days it also get hot here in the Netherlands. I don't get why people still go to Spain in summer. Better to go in April now with the increase in sun activity.
>>149496948Yes. These radios are monitored by FiA.
>>149496500What if Im a autistic schizo?
>>149496948Imagine Max having a Dutch engineer
>We gaan>Hij sneed mij af>Kanker, wat een vieze vuile kankermongool>Hamilton is een kanker neger
>>149497319it's what we need
retarded japanese and argentinian
>it's not the drivers it's the car
max wins everything
Business idea.
Use racing bull car for 2nd red bull car.
Would verstappen be faster in a racing bulls?
>mclel crash
>chuck wins
>ham seethe should have left me out.