Thread 149502904

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UFC legend Beneil Dariush

Anime

*zestily pushes you*

Topiglets are too terrified to even udder his name.

Shalom

let's settle this debate once and for all. what's the point of training mma to become an elite fighter when even a ufc champion would lose to an average normie with a pocket knife in a street fight. weapons are simply too OP

I'm a pretty casual watcher
Is ilia better than conor in his prime?
Why doesn't he have the same star allure even though he is a standing fighter and ko's people?

GODpuria haters still coping i see

Charles won.

word on the street is Talbott is having trouble squeezing Frank Ocean's cum out of his ass, it's kind of just stuck there

>>149502945
>Udder?

Yeah I’m thinking Chaddy heems

>>149502948
Looks like Rishi Sunak

>>149502952
Sir, it's a sport, sit on your ass all day if that's what you're into

>>149502944
>sends himself flying

KWAB!!!

>>149502998
You talking about the bloke that sat behind Britain's most tattooed mum?

>>149502996
>>149502945
Topiglet will duck, I lament.

>>149502953
gooby was as talented at le chrisma as he was at fighting
ilia is about as good as prime conor right now. arguably better but not worse
I think ilia will get there he just doesn't have the same style of charisma so it might take longer but talent and skill is undeniable and usually results in popularity

You can tell Chaddy’s aura had Clitia bricked up in full sissy mode

>>149502952
Because you can probably dodge and run away better with your physical fitness

I mean Jon Jones was running at some dude trying to rob his house with a shotgun, even his cooked brain wasn't retarded to just randomly approach someone thinking he could kung-fu him to death and they wouldn't have weapons themselves.

>>149502944
Ngl I was disappointed by chaddy's trash talk, he just didn't bring his A game

>>149502952
I dont know I saw a badd ass webm of some brazilian with a gun trying to rob a regular brazilian and he ends up getting himself absolutely heemed by a punch and then soccer kicked into brain damage

in a shocking turn of events, the muzzcord has latched on to Paddy the Baddy

unranked welterweight islam makhachev
fake belt holder illia topuria
Undisputed Lightweight Champion Mateusz Gamrot

>>149502953
>Is ilia better than conor in his prime?
yes
>Why doesn't he have the same star allure even though he is a standing fighter and ko's people?
he's browner

Clitia tried rubbing her leaky clitty cage on Chaddy and ended up almost breaking her chastity belts LOL!

prime Kimo destroys Aspinall

I always boyed Chaddy the daddy but your Indian ass prefers brown manlets lamentably

>>149502941
what about swiping doe

>>149502948
Ilia Saarpuria

If you buy this card you should unironically be put on some kind of watchlist, these are definitely the people that go to the UFC store and spend hundreds on posters and fighter kits

Everyone loves Paddy the Daddy except third world browns who glaze Clitia Topiglet.

poor lil blk boys just cannot compete, genetics can be so cruel

oh yeah nigga

Anyone else noticed Topuria looking gassed before the fluke KO?

>>149502948
hes from egypt?

ufc is my team
dana is my captain

What's the story of Muzzie obsessed Britbong...

Now that the dust has settled, how would this have ended?

I buy UFC

>>149503167
that fight goes another minute and Charles probably does this ti him

>>149502953
His accent is shy and söy when he speaks english
He's like schaub o'malley, they say the right things in a dorky voice

>>149503167
before he did land the massive KO I noticed Charles was kind of just tossing him around but thats really all I noticed

does tony have what it takes to unflush himself

why did volk and charles overcommit on attempted counters before getting colded
are they just stupid or what

>>149503190
Tomala throwing it back and getting wheeled out on the cuck trolley after xer Jondaddy shattered xer clitty cage and chastity belt.

>>149503148
90% of ppv sales is from when you are hosting a get together with friends. have the stream on just to have something playing in the background. are alcoholized and lowered inhibitions so you buy the ppv incase the stream lags.
10% is niggas that le follow the sport

LUKE THOMAS: Ilia Topuria is the "Face of the UFC"

Ilia was almost losing before he won bigly

>>149503028
The very same

Can someone explain how a punch to your clavicle can render you unconscious?

>refused to enter the gaurd
I thought Topiglet was supposed to have an elite ground game?

>>149503283
OHNONONO!!! OLIVEXIRS

>>149503190
Jones subbing him

>>149502988
lmao

>>149503297
There are neurons inside the clavicle.

Kevin Aioli

>>149503190
Tom blitzes him inside two rounds it stays standing. If Jones gets a takedown it’s a 50/50 chance but tom is a black belt so he has the best chance out of anyone that jones has faced other than Cormier

>>149503297
he was already zeemed by the right hand

>>149503297
He's a manlet fighting a Lankloid... I'm suprised the air displaced from Gopduria's fists didn't heem that bum.

will ilia or islam be on the next cover of the ufc video game?

>>149503301
Topuria conceded defeat right there. He also heemed Charles like a coward.

>>149503297
charles was heemed by the knee

>>149503297
the shock waves reverberated up to the skull

just woke up
how was it

>>149503297
He was already unconscious

>>149503361
This exactly how sleemers get peached

As much as I hate to admit it, Ilia Topuria has once again broken the internet with a new picture of his beautiful erection

>>149502953
Entertainment level? Ilia can't match Conor. Conor had this ability to mentally destroy his opponents especially Jose Aldo idk how Conor did it but got through Aldo's head via a translator. As a fighter? Ilia is miles better, theres something special about an undefeated fighter tearing through a division and demolishing fan favorites along the way.
>Why doesn't he have the same star allure even though he is a standing fighter and ko's people?
I think he does he is probably the most marketable fighter rn next to Pereira and Aspinall for Daddy Dana

Just delete flyweight.

>>149503376
It was so good the ufc posted the full knockout

>>149503154
>parity between northern and southern hemisphere

I almost feel sorry for shartles how the BDS fanbase completely abandoned him

I believe Hobocop has what it takes

Finland

>>149503401
I won't believe the UFC has a single star until they start making ppv numbers public again. Even those guys probably struggle to crack 500k on good nights. They're ashamed.

I'm starting a go fund me, it's for Palestine. Don't worry the goal is really low. Who's first?

>>149503190
all roads lead to Gane

>>149503439
If islam subs ilia, they will abandon him too

EVERY SINGLE MALE CHAMPION IS WHITE.


WHITE MANS SPORT.

BLACKS GO RUN SOME MORE, ASIANS GO PLAY SOME MORE PING PONG AND LEAGUE OF LEGENDS.. WE'VE GOT THE FIGHTING SHIT COVERED.

all those ppv numbers were just meltzer guessing

Remember when BDScels were DEAD CERTAIN Reddit Rob would stuff every one of Zatdaddy's takedown then he got taken down in the first 10 seconds?

>>149503463
Is it going to be like the gofundme steve bannon did to build the wall?

>>149503083
>Is ilia better than conor in his prime?
Impossible to know
>Why doesn't he have the same star allure even though he is a standing fighter and ko's people?
he has zero mic skills

>>149503190
oblique kick heem, same knee that blaydes already broke

Da Lou WILL be champ

>>149503504
I'm not familiar

>>149503463
Toby is this you trying to get your whoremonger money back

>>149503167
>the fluke KO
No such thing

>>149503497
>His opinion is taken as objective fact about how many PPVs you sold
>His opinion is taken as objective fact about how good your wrestling match is
How is he so powerful

Spain is so sad they have to celebrate a brown mystery meat midget from Georgia. Grim.

>>149503167
I think we can all agree that Charles won that fight.

>>149503549
Spain is brown b.

i fucking hate the feeling of seeing my boys go out cold
i can only kill myself to relieve this pain

Did you notice that Ilia had no answer for Charles grappling besides putting him a crucifix in 3 seconds?

>>149503519
https://apnews.com/article/steve-bannon-border-wall-fraud-case-plea-8978738ddd2eb578728f6ec16dbcc06e

>>149503540
He's a helwani

>>149503190
Jon should have never dodged Tom like that. A blemish on an almost perfect career. No one likes a fight dodger.

Why was this fucking retard standing so close to ubermanlet ngannou? What did he think would happen? Keep him on the outside. Volk is a midge but he managed to win a round by playing keep away.

>>149503549
Spain is brown you kvetching mutt

No one has the talent to beat godpuria.

>>149503579
I will never ever watch or read the news. Sorry to make you waste your time fetching it, I didn't know you would.
Genuinly

>>149503603
Islam
Gamrot
Paddy
Arman

>>149503613
Is it you you great big black bastard

>>149503048
Ilia is way better than prime Conor, but his style is nowhere near as flashy

>>149503586
Being aggressive was his only chance

>>149503586
I know, it's was so stupid like he wasn't even trying, he usually fights magnificently. I think he only lost because I bet on him. Retard mongrel cunt

>>149503586
It looked like he wanted to clinch Ilia, that's a typical Charles move.

>>149503613
First result on google when you search steve bannon wall

>>149503297
No. Just a bad angle. The punch landed square on the head lower jaw area. Multiple angles online. Let's stop with the cope.

>>149503081
I'm talking to a Moroccan girl who likes MMA, and she has a big crush on Paddy

>>149503637
It is

>>149503653
STEVE BACON BUSSY

>>149503656
Did you want a status update or not

>>149503586
Last night someone said charles is a vibes fighter and I agree. He's retarded and does random shit. Some of it works, some of it gets him in trouble, some of it helps him pull a massive comeback, some of it gets him raped.

>>149503653
First result is the Guardian. The fuck is wrong with you, don't force me

is tapturo number 1 p4p right now? the greatest 3 fight win streak ever knocking out each opponent and the only undefeated double champ in history

>>149503297
>OH N-

>>149503656
That's funny, I just stopped talking to my Moroccan. Good luck, they are retarded

The greatest 3 fight TKO streak over mid 30s opponents with debilitating CTE

>>149503709
I replied to the wrong sexting bong did you want a status update

>>149503586
charles typically crashes the pocket so he can clinch up

he already did it earlier in the round, so ilia adjusted. it might have been better to switch it up and go for head kicks to take away ilia's hands for awhile, but whatever. this was going to happen anyway, charles has no backfoot game

Muzzcord lost.

>>149503709
She's definitely a bit unhinged, but she's hot and a chance for me to tick a hijabi off my list. We'll see how it goes

Pantoja sisters...how come no one cares about us?

The next logical step for Clitia is to accept the Jake Paul boxing mega fight.

>>149503720
There are exactly 2 fighters who aren't like that at lw: Shartman and Paddy. The rest have been farming CTE for well over a decade.

>>149503720
This run convinced everyone Jan is the biggest LHW power puncher since rumble

Why do paki inbreds muslim even support Caucasian muslims? They'd make fun of you for being a stinking jeet, It's a common phenomenon in Caucasus that Paki/Indians are stinky, wimpy human-dirts.

>>149503629
>Islam
He beats jdm and retires
>Gamrot
Absolute bum. Godpuria smokes him. If you cant beat flushed dan hooker youre ngmi
>Paddy
I like paddy but he needs to show more before there can be any confidence in him beating top.
>Arman
Hype job. Topuria picks him apart on the feet.

>>149503793
Classic pic related

Why didn’t Shartles listen?

>>149503190
Jon would of easily won and anyone that doubts it doesnt know ball

>>149502904 (OP)
Volk, Max and Shartles were already washed when they fought Illa. He's not knocking out Tsarukyan, Paddy or Lopes. He could easily ko Islam if he lands clean though

>>149503755
I thought it sounded like it was for me. Yes tell me about the antics, however mundane or exciting.
When you talk about the above you get unlimited (you's) just so you know

>>149503586
Would you rather stand on the outside against a tiny nigga whose sucess depends on pushing forward? Shartles came with the right gameplan he's just not that good at the end of the day. DP Heems Ilia btw

Ilia was so terrified to grapple Shartles thats why he took him down, passed his guard in about 2 seconds flat, had him in the crucifix, stuffed the meme leg lock, stood back up and dusted his chin.

>>149503818
jean would be an interesting fight mainly because he manages distance well from the outside and is powerful in his own right

>>149503818
You can't teach an old Hue new tricks, Charles got to the age of 35 without ever caring about developing head movement

>>149503844
Legendary

>>149503830
Switch Lopes for Silva and you're spot on.

>>149503190
Jones sub r1

I had Charles up 10-9

>>149503148
>Smoothie King arena
jfc burgers

>>149503762
Oh it's a dirty Morocc. On second thoughts I'll cut this short as I've already been warned and it's not worth it. You'll never show pictures or even texts

Rogan: THATS IT OLIVERIA IS OUT
DC: *sniffs* ohhhhh wieeee what’s that smell it stinks Joe
Anik: It appears Charles oliveria has shit himself in the cage this is the second time in ufc history that has happened
DC: awe man that’s NASTY

>>149503815
I'd pay PPV event ticket price(my entire salary) to see live stream of some random paki jeets travelling to Caucasus to meet "fellow muslims"

>>149503831
She was feeling bad because of some work nonsense so I went right over and gave her a proper seeing to, just on my way back home

>>149503874
Maybe even 10-8

Joshua Van went from unranked to number one contender in a month.

Good Day.

Who is the worst "champion" Julianna Pena, Glover texeira, jamhall hill, sean omalley, leon edwards, Alexa grasso or aljo the actor?

I cant decide

>>149503842
That exchange confirmed to me that Ilia heems Islam. Islam and Charles were basically stalemating each other for the entire first round when they engaged in grappling. It was only Charles getting rocked and dropped that gave Islam the opening to pass his guard and sub him

>>149503874
Shame really it was a 10-7 to my boy Ilja

>>149503911
Jamawl.

>>149503911
Aljo was a good champion. Jamahawlg is easily the worst in history.

>>149503896
I think I saw something like that a while back in Grozny or Makhachkala. It surprised me to see how many brazzas admit to watching/liking Indian movies

>>149503851
We will avenge Charles

>>149503911
The fact you couldn't even remember to mention Raquel Pennington probably means she's the worst

>>149503959
>It surprised me to see how many brazzas admit to watching/liking Indian movies
That's soviet phenomenon lol, a lot of older folks here watched Indian stuff because besides soviet movies that was next available thing.

Islam got wobbled by dustin soirier and volk who notoriously have pillow fists. illia hospitalizes this dude

>>149503911
Poobert Shittaker

>>149504030
Factual post i reckon.

>>149503913
>Clitia wins because he almost got his knee torn up by a washed up Sluttles

KEK

>>149504041
Not his fault Soimero was fat

>>149502953
>Is ilia better than conor in his prime?
Hard to say. People forget how good Conor was at 145. He was a giant and had amazing counterstriking sniping ability. Him vs. prime Topuria would've been one of the best fights in history.
>Why doesn't he have the same star allure even though he is a standing fighter and ko's people?
Americans and Canadians (prime PPV markets) haven't caught on yet because Ilia doesn't speak English at a high enough level to be charismatic, witty and quotable. Plus Spanish heritage diaspora isn't as publicly visible as Irish heritage (every other cop, etc.). Ilia is becoming undeniable, though. Casuals will now be paying attention.

>>149503995
She Knocked down pena and won that fight b. Better performance than grasso or pena.

>>149504030
>dustin
16 KOs
>volk
13 KOs
>illia
7 TKOs

>>149503911
shawna malley

>>149504061
Yole won that fuckin fight

Pakibong’s Topuria derangement syndrome is now causing him to boy people like Paddy and Silva. Strange times we live in.

>>149503297
his eyes rolled back on a punch before that

>>149503896
Give me your entire life savings now ($20)

>Islam got wobbled by dustin soirier and volk

You need to loosen your clitty cage its cutting off blood to your piglet peabrain.

>>149504030
We been known this already, B.

Doo shampeeyown has uh name

how i pull up to the all-you-can-eat after already having 2 dinners at home

>>149504113
Alexandre Pantoja

fazza's team wouldn't have skimped on an opportunity to bully another fw if they thought they could actually win

>>149503911
belal or strickland easily

Shartles was en route to winning the round before he got sent to the schaubrealm

>>149503906
He's getting sub'd by the 3rd

>>149504096
Lmao did these Pakjeets actually think they could pull up to Chechnya and get a wife?

>>149503190
Tom by tko

Safe to say Aspinall will go down as the greatest interim champion of all time

>>149504172
yair rodriguez would like a word

Tom should bring his son to the octagon like Ilja

>>149503959
nothing shameful about that. that's mostly soviet thing. back then they churned out some good shit like disco dancer and Shree 420

Topuria Title Wins:
Charles Oliveira
Alexander Volkanovski
Max Holloway

islam wins:
dustin porier
moicano on days notice

>>149504080
>dustin
Against bums and chinlets
>volk
Against chinlets and bums
>illia
Against people that have almost never been knocked out in their entire ufc career
LEVELS

>>149503959
Afghans are big into bollywood too per my investigations

>>149504194
>Sloppy seconds
>sloppy seconds
>dustin’s son

>>149504204
Topuria's most reason win is against a guy that has been knocked out 5 times

43 men have tried, a quarter of them have succeeded in finishing Shartles Slutivera.

>>149504223
>the charels's son
>moicano on days notice

>>149503890
Rogan:let see the replay

>>149504235
Lmfao what did I just say

Favorite most reason win? Mine is

>>149504244
Islam is one who flushed Shartles albeit

>>149504240
he's so dangerous though

I think what truly separates Topuria from Islam is is toughness. We've seen how both fighters deal with adversity after they got knocked down: Topuria got back up and won the fight while Islam took the KO and lost.

Godpuria is so powerful that Quitles didn’t even get the chance to quit for once.

sir your most reason win saaar

>>149503586
Oliveira Bisping doesn't even see how do these made up comissions clear him to fight is unknown.

Omalleys most reason loss is Merab bach to bach

Ilia will move up and be a favorite against Tom Aspinall

most reason win b take em on a trugg walgg for us bappa

>>149504258
>guy that ran from topuria

any good fights last night?

theres literally no good wins available to ilia besides LW islam. he can still put on killer performances against the guys at LW though

Times it took to finish common opponents between illia and islam
>Volk
Islam: 8 minutes 6 seconds
Illia: 3 minutes 32 seconds
>Shartles
Islam: 3 minutes 16 seconds and ducking the rematch
Illia: 2 minutes 27 seconds
LEVELS

>>149504303
yeah

No money fight.
No legacy.
No real belts.

Just a little piglet waitin for Daddy the Baddy to pull his pork.

>>149504303
Nah.

>>149504303
Not really

how much credit do we give Chandler for softening him up?

Ilia vs Brock Lesnar? anybody?

>>149504294
He can see like a few feet in front of him, which is all you really need to fight

>>149504311
it took Islam 33 minutes to finish Volk

>>149504311
Islam needed 6 rounds to finish volk

>>149504311
Damn Islam really flushed those guys

Oh no Kanada going full retard again...

>>149504370
hello binland

>>149504235
>>149504253
kill yourself ESL faggot

Clitia bucked and smattered the besmirched bacon bussies of Slamdaddy's sissy family of 5 thoughbeit

>>149504320
I knew Charles wasn't good anymore the moment this happened. Paddy tossed that little roided gimp like nothing before finishing him.

why are the bengalis blurting retardation like their guy didnt just flee from toporio

>>149504386
what's the recent for this attitude

>>149504386
English is my first language. Brighten up, buttercup.

>>149504380
What up b

>>149504415
I dont like nonwhites, kill yourself irl faggot.

Ok so check this out babe, I go on internet and type dirty diaper panties, get it??

>>149504386
We don't sign our posts here.

lmao brazzacord is in full swing. reminder that Islam is a duck and was coping with the manlet and contender fight shit.

>>149504423
I heemd the hangover an hour ago

Volk wins the rematch.

>>149503911
Glover was actually pretty good. Suga was good, if limited. Leon wasn't bad. Aljo wasn't a bad fighter even though he won the title in an embarrassing way.

>>149504263
Islam also doesn't have sex with a bogged whore but instead with khabib

>moving up a division to fight opponents even larger than yourself means you're le heckin ducking the 5'2 midgeterino!
BDScels are a special breed of retarded.

>>149504426
turn your monitor on

>>149504445
You're only boying Toepiglet because he's Georgian. Once Toepiglet gets weemed you'll stop posting here, cazzie faggot.

Nobody gives a fuck about Clitia except brown third worlders and he's never beating Slamdaddy unless it's his meat lmao.

>>149504426
turn off your monitor

>>149504483
Same energy as

>>149504521
Maybe if pink piglets were good at fighting you could do the same

>>149504521
you will be my brownoid

>>149504483
something some faggot ass retard had said a dozen times

>>149504531
>phone posting
kys

>>149504545
Jondaddy bodied those pig freaks

Finna oinksplode

>>149504483
it's the shots you see coming directly at your face at 100 miles per hour that hurt the most

Nigger

>>149504571
Clitia to his Slamdaddy's BBC

>>149504576
Chills

>>149504477
yeah we don't do that shit here. we boy ducks like Jon rapemeat Jones and Islam Duckhachev.

danabros.. they dont care what we have to say

Jizzlam retires after getting weemed by Delly and completes the final duck

why arent there any blk champions

JDM couldn't even put away Bumlal Smellhammad

>>149503841
>the guy that got dismantled by charles
>yeah he beats the guy that just slumped him out cold in 3 minutes
sure thing billy

Topigsfeet will duck.

JaiDsM is getting his chastity belt torn off sadly

Petrified of Paddy.

>goes up into octagon
>good win bro but you ain't heeming me like tha-
>I am gonna put my cock up your ass
paddy shat the bed kek

Now that the dust has settled, what did he mean by this?

>>149503841
Peahead vs Ilia is just a repeat of the dustin goob fight at fedderweight.

>>149504646
Daddy is gonna make Clitia's bacon bussy squirt steatorrhea over his BSC.

Topiglet finna oink oink for his Chaddy Daddy's BWC

>>149504640
>implying paddy doesn’t die from the first punch thrown there if its Beastpuria

Paddy mogged the auraless apturo pretty bad

soughts on kendrick johnson?

How much of a melty will heem have when Islam submits Topuria?

Jai Herbert is higher on the all time rankings than Charles

>>149504690
What if I was implying that, huh? What if I fucking was?

>>149504690
Scousers don’t get knocked out

>>149504701
>kendrick
feminine little ting

Sorcerers don’t get knocked out, simple as.

>>149504695
Fatty will puke blood like this once Daddyia lands the first bodyshot

Monitor status?

they replaced olivi with a clone until she finishes having a kid and stuff

>>149504736
LEVELS https://youtu.be/BsGO71n2s-I

>>149504147
They both had solid performances in their losses.
Strickland vs ddp 1 was a good fight

Belal vs jdm was competitive and came down to round 5. If jdm didn't get up from the takedown he losses.

>>149504753
That’s Clitia Topiglet

>>149503911
Nicco montano is the only answer

Fatherlia

>>149504753
Who's the bloated sow

>>149504816
Your monitor is off

>>149503782
Tbf he did massive damage to Anderson and Reyes

It's as if they don't know you can tape pictures from r/tinder. Golly gosh haha

Islam went life and death with the dusty and volovski while Topurio looks like an unstoppable juggernaut.

>>149504451
I didn't get one i started drinking straight at morning again

hide yo pictures he's taping them

Topturo heemed old men with CTE. Levels.

Whats the cope from brazzcord when Ilia makes Paddy tap? Was he old and flushed too? Or perhaps never good in the first place? And I guess Arman will be never good in the first place when Ilia flatlines him.

Is the chimaev meme finally getting exposed?

No way he survived a 5 round fight against daddy Dric

me to topuria

>>149504701
Kendaddy with a brilliant factual score.

>>149504901
It’s going to be a 1 round fight

>>149504884
It's not my thing, very rarely. Just when I see a profile with a photo that phenomenal

>>149504900
Shartman is already not good now.

>>149504874
Fuckin puliukko

>>149504901
DDP fights like a retard. Extremely predictable.

premeditated murder

Hand sanitizer booooyyyyyyyyyyyy

He heemed THE Oliveira?

premeditated marc goddard tko

Kyle Kulinski made a new video with Luke Thomas

Why was daner seething about Laddy getting in the cage when he himself put arman in the cuck cage and refused him the ti’oh sho’? Is he fucking retarded?

>>149504948
your birthday is only once a year b gotta celebrate

>>149504981
Charles was still flat on his back a full minute after the fight ended

>>149504987
grim

justin is already penciled in for the title match

>>149504981
Topiglet is the new Pereddit
Expect a string of fixed stoppages until he finally gets exposed

>>149504988
Because if paddy dies its over for england peon and arnold are already gone and forgoten and tony asspussy has aids

>>149504901
khamzat dies

>>149504992
Congratulations b that's an acceptable excuse fair enough

joshua van pocket puseey?

>>149505041
cheers

justin gaethje deserves the fucking title shot.

charles meme ending distracted everyone from the fact that soicano meme also ended

heeminder ilia is speaking from the future because the present is his past

>>149505004
It's unbecoming of are Loog he could do better

nina drama pussay smells like sardines

SHOW ME YOUR GARTH TI'UL SHO' FACE

his presence is a present. kiss our ass.

>>149505105
Disgusting pajeet goblin

>>149505118
Turn on your monitor.

>>149505084
It already ended. He’s meant to be a grappler and lasted literally 30 seconds in the ground with Islam, Dustin and dober did better

>>149505105
Her pussy is getting rammed by Hunter Campbell every night.

Ben Askren now needs a double lung transplant.

Ethnically Dagestani Australian actress, Aubri Ibrag

>>149505128
hunter dont swing that way playa

>>149505137
Would

>>149505105
Month old out in the sunlight deenz

>Kos the #1 flyw project in fight of the night
>Fights tajik project on the opening of an apex card and loses
>Fighting unranked project on the opening of a china card

What is his long game?

>>149505137
Who's the ethnically dagestani aussie skirt

3 Orthodox champs, and they all won their current belts by beating Papists. Much to ponder

>>149505105
So you're saying it is a delicacy?

>>149505109
He might become the first death in the octagon if he fights Ilia.

>>149505191
5 fight losing streak incoming

>>149505221
Ponder moi balls across yer forehead yeah

>>149505105
What's your favourite kind of pussy hair, anons?
>clean shaven
>stubble
>styled(landing strip/heart/triangle etc)
>maintained bush
>wild jungle

>>149505228
swedish delicacy

>>149505221
Who’s the third one?

>>149502904 (OP)
Why do people hate Jack the Joker

>>149505269
maintained bush, the patrician's choice

>>149505279
Merab, Volk and Ilia are Orthodox

>>149505269
She has to perfectly mirror my pubes

It starts with

One heem, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard I try
Keep that in mind, I designed this gameplan
To heem the Georgian man, all I know
Primetime is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as El Matador swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks my life away, it's so unreal

Didn't look out below
Watch the title go right out the window
Saw Paddy enter the cage and get called a British hoe
I wasted it all just to watch the title go

>>149505269
Stubble hurts the penis head

>>149505291
I'm southpaw

>>149505304
no pain no gain

>>149505269
Trimmed landing strip going down the sides of the labia. E.g. pammie lee

>>149505269
Everything but wild jungle.

Dana made it again he got another star to carry the promotion on his back for a couple more years at least.

>>149505269
Is it true Asians have straight pussy hair? That'd be cool to see in person

>>149504999
Completed conscious btw

Haha yes Brothers let's discuss women and sexy things and all get hard together. What say you?

>>149505348
Paddy indeed can carry the promotion

>>149505380
I hate women brazza when I get marry I tell Khabib to go under towel for joke now we married and he ride my ass everyday brazza

>>149505348
Jean silva is going to fillet volk.
Dana is doing good at the top but he needs more projects to build. The upcoming main cards have some bad filler in them.

>>149505137
fagestani is not an ethnicity. they're just white russians who are retarded religious hicks

>>149505348
Khamzat hasn’t beaten Du Piglet yet tbf

>>149505269
Depends on the minge bearer but usually a bit of natural fluff to avoid shredding the ole mengster thanks for asking

>>149505380
why are you always getting offended by my engorged meng?

>>149505408
They literally descend from Iran you retard

I am fat gay and killed my own fazza

It wouldn't be gay to discuss and look at sexy images of Women. It's like going to the Strip Club with your friends

Powerful. Thick. Tight

>>149505436
>KHABIB IS ONE OF US SAAR

nah i dont think so pakpak. Khabib is white.

>>149505444
Khabibi? Is that you?

>>149505444
How are you enjoying Finland so far, Khabib. Enough Kvass in the supermarkets?

This is why I take steroids

>>149505191
Being a warrior for da lou has its own rewards such as half off bread from La Louisiane Bakery

>>149505477
>>149505482
Sank you brazzas very nice alhadulilar not so much halal man sweaty but ai happy

>>149505137
Why is she so undressed? (Not that I mind)

for the preservation of my legacy i will avoid fighting someone and let them have my belt and let them smoke all my best wins easily. for legacy

>>149505472
Russians aren't white.

One of you fags should make a win/loss rate study of fighters who do the haka

Heems clitty is still leaking all these years later from GOATbib, I fear

>>149505408
You really think these people are the exact same ethnicity?

Matt Hughes and BJ Penn playing checkers in 2025, now theres a real chess match

>>149505524
Remember when you piglets said this about Sluttles beating Khabeast's sloppy seconds.

its international fight week?

War Machine vs Military Industrial Complex

>>149505575
'Fraid so.

Topiglet is such a boring pozzed piggy he had to beg Chaddy the Daddy to bless his pork bum life.

Even little brown boy Joshua Van got more interest than Clitia...

>>149505550
khabib looks like a normal white without the brazzabeard.

Jeff Monson here

>>149505617
Of course he does he's white but more importantly Aryan.

Why is no one talking about Pantoja?

The brazza beard can make anyone look inbred

>>149505641
because we all knew kai kara faggot was shit despite how much the jewfc pushed him. not an impressive win, its basically islam vs soicano tier

>>149505617
Completely normal European physiognomy right here b

>>149505575
Apparently. So where's the big PPV card they usually put out for this week?

>>149505675
The pawg milf when I whip my meng out

Clitia will be stretched out by his white paddy daddy, his little brown bussy cannot compete I fear

Vanilla Gorilla vs Chocolatito on a frosty Sundae night

>>149505667
could be Merab's cousin brazza

Which fighter would enjoy a scene like this?

there's not a single brazza at 155 they can latch onto so they have to settle for paddy the baddy ahahahahah
they wont even pick arman lmfao

well i would argue charles won that fight

Looks like Ilia mindbroke the pakibong again

>>149505724
they know gamrot would kill islam

>>149505721
Ian Garry

>>149505762
Redditors are all topiglets now

>>149505762
Redditors love Topuria doe

Kevin Lee and Emil Meek

ilia should fight dookie dan

doesnt do anything for legacy would just be funny to see dookie get charlesed

Clitia will retire in embarrassment before his Usdaddy browns his bacon bussy even more I'm afraid.

Delete that shit you fucking goof.

Ngannou's ability to finish 265lb men in a phonebooth on a Saturday night in Vegas is second only to Paige Van Zant

it's time to admit that shartles was never that good
>beat a bum for the title (cuckler)
>cheated against peahead (his best win btw)
>garth fought like a retard
forever a quitter LOL

>>149505800
i remember emil meek i really thought he was about to beast of a nigga only for him to get layed and prayed by pre heemsman era usman

>>149505756
there's a reason he ducked b we all know it

>>149505816
Usman vs Paddy will break the all time PPV record

Clitia will be on the prelims. His opponent will be unranked.

Guys, I'm starting to think topuria might be that guy

Emil meek is an anagram for meeek mil

>>149505721
Tom Sadspinretardsson

Ilia Tapturo will not be getting past Paddy "The Baddy©" Pimblett

>>149505816
Usman is the best looking dagi despite having the worst hairline

Makachev's silence is defeaning

>>149503586
charles was never a good striker just has heart

>>149505721
Strickland would fly into a rant about how high level pro fighters are basically the same thing as sluts who give access to their holes in exchange for pizza/weed money

Mortified of Movsar.

>>149505880
shara bullet is a sexy beast

>>149505816
>>149505851
>decisionating the shit pitbull brother in 2022
poosman is a bbbbbeast fer shur

i definitely want to see what happens when ilia lands clean on that paddy head

>>149505721
Doostin Poirier.

>>149505845
He was also the one that talked about the Fabia chasing fighters with a knife story

>>149505816
every bellator fighter has been an astounding flop so yeah bring this lil fella on, why not?

Evloev withdrew.

>>149505939
Cuckler loaded that with all of his might and couldn't even throw Paddy off balance.

Paddy is too big for Ilia. Sprinkle in some head movement and Topiglet is COOKED

>>149505980
His penis from your sister

Why are they letting Patricio Shitbull co-main a PPV

>>149505934
>hawk tuah'd Herbert

Leon kills ilia at WW though

>>149506018
They probably promised him prominent spots on PPVs when negotiating his contract, in exchange for him accepting less money

>>149506062
>prominent spots on PPVs in exchange for him accepting less money
So no one benefits. Beast of a contract

no bro usman is a beast he beat uhhhhhh
ummmmmm

>>149505977
zamn that nigguh lookin thigg

>>149503297
Wow fake as fuck wtf

The pitfalls of being a le company man - the Justin Gaethje story

His Usdaddy derangement is already revving up nicely

>>149506153
>Free title shots for life

>>149506118
he beat prime Bendo

>>149506118
Wow Charles is gonna demolish the guy whose best win is Bobby Green

>>149506118
He heemed the testicles of Paul Hughes

Just got sloppy toppy off tranny janny's whore mother, shit was so cash

bro he beat alexander frickin schaubly

>>149506247
Paul Hughes slept Clitia in sparring.

Ankdaddy still has xer bacon bussy sizzlin' I fear.

He’s coming.

>>149506256
beat him schaubly? did the guy go full cro cop?

>>149506256
schaub? any relation?

>>149506321
Factual statement

ilia's head coach, hugo topuria

any updates on umar's hand bros?

>>149505800
My zestdar just pinged

Ka Kara bitchass faggot

>>149506417
Still lodged up Gapedrab’s bussy sadly

>>149505221
>Sean Omalley
>papist

>>149506417
khabib had him taken care of, gonezo.

>>149506118
Shades of Khabib

>>149506347
Topiglet's clitty cage just bricked up and started leaking.

>>149506353
ddp idolizes cro cop and schaub invented zatdaddy. just a few pertinent tidbits

>>149505436
Absolutely not
They not white either but they not iranians

>>149506347
who?

>>149506410
lil chad wink

>>149505640
Retarded amerimutt

>>149505717
Merab isnt even more non white/euro looking than khabib

>>149506622
I'm pure blooded Anglo stock you're a wonk nose arab rape offspring

>>149506714
they're called wahranis

Topuria kills islam and fucks his wife

>>149506737
Wahrandaddies own pink piglets I fear

>>149506714
You a norman-viking rapebaby celtic mutt with nigger blood

>>149506667
Course he he, he could pass for Albanian at a stretch, and you know it.

Also don't be silly.

K

>>149506784
>youre white!
Thanks

>>149506786
So* not 'also'

>>149505721
Why are writers nowadays so tasteless, that shit is as subtle as a piano falling on a clown or some shit. Those fucks should get the entire bibliography of Shakespare, Cervantes and Joyce ludovico'd for 5 years straight before being allowed to write even a word.

>>149506776
I like topuria but his wife dress like a slut
Probably open signals to attract other men, including islam if he subs him
>>149506780
This is what happen when an algerian bvll fight a whitoid

>>149506817
gonna go bin the knives, bin the knives

>>149506807
White is a cope for rootless amerimutt trannies
Real europeans who arent mutted use their real ethnicity
>>149506786
He look more MENA than european

>>149506410
Kek based little baby
https://youtu.be/OVBO4uL9DO0?si=rJSdBy09kEXRx1C_&t=407

>>149506353
It'll never not be funny that Cro Cop got gadooshed that badly by Schaub of all people

>>149506879
I don't know what the fuck a menace is, just speak in plain English

>>149506823
Because Lánthimos and his screenwriter are both hacks.

>>149506879
I don't give a fuck about yuropoors lmao go wash their toilets

>>149506923
Mena*

>>149506949
Bodied that freak!

>>149506949
destroyed that brown freak

>>149507001
>>149507001
>>149507001
>>149507001

>>149505721
Khalil Rountree would eat up this slop for breakfast