Thread 149506250

Matches 6/29
>Canada vs Guatemala 4:00 ET
>United States vs Costa Rica 7:00 ET

I haven't paid attention to this, but I saw a lot of people in the catalog saying we'd lose to the Saudis, what happened?

where's the bloody fans

Feels like a guatemala home match
Si se puede i guess

>>149506414
Canada is a hockey nation, Guatemala has a small population.

>>149506414
It's another double header bs where the ticket is for both matches. It might look full once USA starts

>>149506414
tickets too expensive

>>149506459
Every home game is a Guatemala home game in the states

>thread devolves into CHI bait again
no thanks

What the fuck was the keeper doing lol

>>149506615
There’s more Guatemala fans than every other team combined

My anis is puckered after that

>>149506615
dubs and it happens

CANADA PLEASE WIN

Dirty fucking hosers

NO ERA

NO ERA

Rigged wtf

Its hilarious that Guatemalas team is "whiter" then CANADAS

looked legit to me guys I don't know what to tell you

now they're flopping, absolutely disgusting

>>149507679
I say that but don't look like that

all anons who thought Panama was the best Central American team and to all those who thought Honduras was no match for us you got incredibly humbled last night
apologize

>>149507841
I'm sorry

>>149506250 (OP)
i recognize some of those countries

BASED

>>149507768
I'm sorry

>>149507878
what’s funny it’s that most media enjoyers here think this is the best selección ever since we have a couple of players playing in the Mexican and Ecuadorian leagues like they’re the big shit
We literally have 2 maybe 3 players starting in first division teams (the best one being in the French league)
Like bro, CR and Hondurass have been doing that for decades
The TV and marketing people are making so much money from braindead fans that think that b/c we qualify to a WC where literally everyone qualifies which makes me think that were in on our way to be the next mexico in that sense

and then there were ten

The guatemalan just ran into him?

Lmaoo old bucket hat man getting bitched by based guatechad

LMAO nice to see these rats get their shit rocked every once in a while

>>149508367
show some decorum

CAM ON
GUATEBUENA
COMEBACK

Guatemala has a nice uniform

>>149508483
More like >Guatebanana

>>149506414
ICE too spicy for latinxs

digits and gitmomala wins

what have I missed?

>>149509177
noooooo

>>149509270
> What have I missed?
The quarterfinals

Why did my boy schaffleburg get a red?

>>149509177
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Is canadASS really struggling with smol Mexico (blue Peru)?

what happened to all the indios of the guatemala team did they got sacrificed and reborn as mestizos?

>>149509335
haha

leafs PLEASE

starting to care less and less

>>149509177
witnessed

>>149509483
seriously, what's wrong with jamaica, you should be easily the terror of the caribbean teams

>a red card for Canada
Damn, why would you murderball a midget?

I could literally heem every Guatemalan I've seen in the crowd

>>149506250 (OP)
>Losing to Guatemala

As Caucasian red blooded (blue eyed) American I can safely this would never happen to our papí Mexicó

>>149509660
Same thing that's happening to canada right now. Guatemala mentally broke them

>>149509771

I believe the term is buck broke them

Why does Canada have so many black players

>>149509737
>Gangly canadian freak vs indio that still practices cannibalism
not a chance m8

>>149509875
because the indians are too busy working at timmies

>>149509948
keep it up and I've got a heem with your name on it

1-1
Ayy lmao

>>149509948
Midget Indios, mind you. I think otherwise

Smells like bunalties

>>149510080
height dont matter

>>149510168
no that's just canada
they smell like curry and BO now

>>149510199
SAAAAAR WHERE IS THE FIELD COVERED IN 2 FEET OF SNOW BLOODY BENCHOD EH

things getting a bit CHIMPY

dobles and benulties for canada 10-11

Cawmon Guatemala scoar some fackin goals

I root for Guatemala because my soccer coach growing up was from there and his dream was to watch them qualify for a WC but he passed away a few years ago. Wish he was here to see this : ^ )

kek based

>soccer

lmfao

BENULDIES :DDD

Penalties wahahaha

Canada is regressing. This is good

Dubs and Canada misses 2

>>149510563
they're down a player retard

>>149509177
BELIEVE

>>149510671
I'm sorry, is that not regression? Dumbass

I'm dying here

I'm happy gautemala might go through now people will actually respect them instead of going huh what happened and also because canada was starting to become way too overhyped just because of one wcq campaign

leaf keeper you can do it

>>149510757

Malinche

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

>>149510791
And?

>>149510724
no? what do you think that word means

oof that was cheeky

dubs and guatemala loses and Peten joins Mexico

wow

cheeky

can't tell if these keepers are horrendous or just unlucky. Reminds me of De Gea vs Villareal

>saved
>cucknada
HAHAHAHHA

keeper of the line

>>149510825

Mouth shut

alright that was a kino shot

Holy kek Guatemala is whiter than canada

Dad is seething

>>149510836
It's in better hands, cartel Niggers would just ruin the jungle

>>149510825
Idk you tell me m8

KWAB

BAGGIO NOOOOO

kwab

fucking choke

>that miss
holy shit, canada caught a break right there

KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO

KEK

>>149510860
Yeah I posted this earlier lol. Give it 2 more years and Canadas team will literally be France 2.0 Ngubu

Why are niggers so bad at taking penulties

>>149510860
They're whiter than every CONCACAF team, too.

Lmao fucking Guatemala

uh oh stinky

kwab2

why do that for the potential winning penalty lmal

>>149510886
Reminds me of Euro xD

>that little white boy miss
LMAO

TROLLBAR

KWAB

Whites can't score penalties

Hahaha fuck Canada

>>149510920
>Guatemala missing one so they don't look racist to Canada
#RESPECT

Why are whites so bad at taking penalties?

Thank God we don't care

These Guatemalans are the people in Apocalypto on the Yucatan

rip

>>149510960
Ahahahahaaa

Ya estubo

>Canada
>Not regressing

just kick it down the middle lol

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fuuuuuck

Elbows downed

Lol whites can play for shit

kino

>can't win the stanley cup
>can't beat guatemala
the absolute 51st state of canada

IT'S LEAFOVER...

>>149510860
>>149510907
Canada has 3 whites, Guatemala has 0
3 > 0

im finna drop £100 on US winning

KEK! WHAT THE FUCK LEAFS!?

>>149510966
Base bar keep

>>149510925
Silence whitoid.

>>149510957
No way to exploit their athleticism or height that thirdies lack. It puts them at odds.

>>149510981

Hahaha

>>149510984

That

>>149510906
>>149510946
ohnonononono
>30 FUCKING YEARS TO REACH A SEMIFINAL
Congrats, fuck Canada

It hasn't been a good year for canada in both sports and politics, might be the year of the rake

Why do these retarded goalies just dive in random directions

jover

>>149510997
classico

mexico is the superior team this wc so who cares who makes it to semis, we're gonna beat them either way

LMFAO @ leafs
Thanks for the choke job
EZ win for USA after we beat costa rica

damn now I have to root for Costa Rica for the kino centraca semi final...sorry burgers.

Might watch the game tonight

CUM more like GUM

>Mexicos 33rd state beats USA 51st state
KINO

>>149511041
everyone says this before inevitably losing to guatemala

>>149511041

Real American here . I believe that mexico will win

Ahora solo falta que avanze Costa Rica
No queremos *nglos en nuestra copa.

>>149511041
Costa Rica is unironically better than this USA's team, maybe if you had your divas

Guatemala vs Mexico final LET'S FUCKING GO
MIDGET DUEL

Mark Carney just signed an executive order for the immediate importation of 5 million Africans to Canada as a result of their upset loss to Guatemala.

>>149511073
Get out of Jamaica you fucking bleacher wigger rat person.

>>149510886
>this is considered white in Honduras
it really keeps the black man down that the blackest country in the world (honduras) is also the poorest, deadliest, and most corrupt country in the world, you would think such a black ethnostate would be like wakanda and now timmies are buying the country little by little to create their gated communities over there

>>149511035
Maybe, but you're also the same team that conceded 3 goals to DR.

lol whether it’s Hockey or Soccer, Canada is complete dogshit in shootouts

Also what the ever loving fuck is wrong with this team and the constant “injuries” holy fuck

>Honduras in the Last 4 for the first time since 2013
>Guatemala in the Last 4 for the first time since 1996

>>149511140
GRIM
only costa rica and panama are worth something down there

Celebrating in a curry house now bros :)

If USA loses then no one will question our GIGANTE DE CONCACAF status anymore, even when Mexico is having an off year we still manage to make it to the finals

>>149511177
SAAAAAARRRRRR

can we just accept that every team left is inconsistent as fuck and it's really hard to predict who's winning it all
though guatemala's gonna need some extra luck

>>149511189
>saudi
>hondurass
wow, amazing

>>149506250 (OP)
They need to envite some b teir uefa teams and conmebol teams to at least make this watchable. Maybe like bolivia, Venezuela, iceland, norway...something. nobody cares about concacaf outside of like maybe 3 teams.

Shit lineup

Wate
Wate
Wate

>>149511214
I think Guatemala can make it to the final.
Canada IS the best Concacaf team as they proved it in the last copa america

>>149510886
>I now remember cycle larin

>>149511139
Read about your sad state in hockey, it's literally the same we suffer in divegrass

>>149511073
>>149511076
>>149511088
We'll see in about 2.5 hours you brownies and this shit USA C-Team beats Guatamale 3-0 in semis.

>>149511262

They have regressed. They somehow get baited by Guatemala into 2 yellows and lose on penalties

>>149511177
From Guatemala to GuateMEJOR

>>149511189
BWAHAHAHAHAH

>>149511244
too many midfielders

Concabros should I go to this place for dinner to celebrate? It's pretty close to my house.

upsets are the meta. I expect a Keylor Navas masterclass.

>>149511123
>>149511298
I'll be back to laugh at you in 2 days

>>149511298
>C

It's an A- team at best, you're only missing around half your squad, a B team would be a completely different starting eleven

>>149511173
Unironically the best thing that could happen is that these fuckers got eliminated
They where having a gigante de centroamerica moment when they have never won a gold cup ever and just qualified to one mundial

It would be Kino if Guatemala wins the cup

if america loses I'm going back to Mexico pinches putos

>>149511334

Yes they'll probably be playing the USA vs Costa Rica.

>>149511189
is that you David Faitelson?

>>149511334
My wife is Guatemalan, Guate food is fucking incredible. Go for it.

Why is Atleti still paying big money for Cardoso? He can't even handle concacaf.

>>149511367
kek

>Underestimate a lower ranked team
>Consneed an equalizer
>Lose benalties
It keeps happening

I'll be supporting Costa Rica today since their defender (Juan Pablo Vargas) plays for my team.

>>149511412
Sexo

The real reason Balogun and Musah didn't come is because they're anchor babies and protesting Trump.

damn the can gua stats show that canada was parking the buss. is that true? i didn't watch the game but how can you park the buss against guatepeor?

>>149511480
Leafbros...

>>149511251
kek based doyle

>>149511480
Same thing as the Panama game, scored in the first half and then did nothing for the rest of the game (except in Canadas case they also got themselves a red card)

It's funny to see Canada lose, but now the tournament wins less if the US wins.

>>149511412
>>149511438
Why do you guys want to fuck the pokemon? I'll never understand. The pokegirls like Misty, Erika, Mallow are way hot enough.

>>149511541
Because Lopunny exists

does guacamole have a chance?

>>149511339
Silence your cock holster, white Satan.

Is Guatemala white?

>>149511575
There's always a way

>I'm not making excuses, but here's an excuse
I hate this meme

>>149511701
the ol reliable C team excuse

>>149511701
>We played hard but the other team played harder

Ahh excuse

>>149511701
I didn't know he was managing Mexico lol

>>149511575
yes, they have the will of fire

GUATEMALA WINS
KWAB

Will the Guatamalen fans stick around and watch, or go burn down Minneapolis.

20 wings for $20 sheeeeit sign me up :O

>>149506250 (OP)
you, yes, (you) my nigga, do you want to know why Jamaica, Panama, and Canada are crashing down? do you want to know what is keeping black excellence down? it is the Goy Cattle States of America better known as the United States of America, they have brainwashed us to believe getting free gibs is something good for us, when in reality it is killing the competitive display our super athletes can have, Canada, Panama, and Jamaica are better than all those spanish manlets from mexican countries, but, not by a lot as spected from countries with less than 3 million people (taking only black canadians), but what happens? match fixing happens, Canada letting Jamaica win against them and the USA letting Canada and Panama defeat them when that should never happen because the level between each team is night and day, and so this illusion the players have of being better than they are just because matches have been fixed to make them win and promote how superior the blackest team is has made them loose their competitiveness, Jamaica, Panama, and Canada are no longer competitive, because they believe they are better than they truly are, and now they are becoming shit again because they have lost the feeling of what it is to compete

are gregg :)

>>149509875
Colonization

>5 of our starters didn't sing the anthem
>poch doesn't even know the words
grim

>>149506414
It is minnesota.

USA bros all are threats have fallen. Win and we’re champs again
>inb4 Mexisharts

>>149511701
>we are missing half of our group
only Davies is not there and although I agree he is the only good player Canada has they would have still lost today against Guatemala

>>149511833
Nice shot Megan the US is going to hell

NO room for discrimination, what's wrong is wrong.

>>149511843
*our
Auto correct fucking shit

>>149511843
Good thing we don't have to qualify for the WC but I wasn't expecting much.

>>149511789
>Guatemalans
>in Minneapolis
I'm pretty sure they are mostly in the Rhode Island / Massachusetts area.

>>149511875
the crowd was pretty loud whenever guatemala did anything good.

>>149511803
>Jamaica, Panama, and Canada are no longer competitive, because they believe they are better than they truly are
correct. I have no idea what the rest of your post is about

>>149511891
Those are CHIs that flew in.

>>149511843
wtf Pochettino died?
>>149511575
Surinam and Guatemala are on the same level as Panama and El Salvador although shit can still get some points from any of those 3, whoever wins both games against El Salvador will win the group

Who are the good guys?

damn ticos playing murderball

>>149511843
>are
estupid gringo

>>149511896
about match fixing making all of you look better than you truly are

>>149511310
CARLOS!

Where the fuck is the USA game thread?

Luna should lose 20 lbs.

>>149511937
Anyone can win concacrap desu

>>149511958
See>>149511865

>>149511991
That’s just the frame of your typical mutt

Good evening bros

>>149512028
Good evening sir

surprised they don't have the US team doesn't have the fag logo this time around, that shit really died off

Why so many MLS players? Isn't their season still going?

>>149512032
Who are you rooting for? Me? USA.

>>149512038
>surprised they don't have the US team doesn't have the
RETARD

>>149512038
Trump is president, that's why. Has your tio finally come back home, btw?

>>149512054
For me its also USA but one of Costa Ricas defenders plays for my team so im slightly conflicted.

>>149512044
Yeah but yuroweaklings are afraid to play because muh rest. Only based Tillman, Adams and Cardoso decided to play

Benalty

>>149506250 (OP)
the USMNT and Mexico remain the best teams in the confederation and it is not even close, Costa Rica has always been the third best team in concacaf, the only team capable of competing against the USMNT and Mexico, and never stopped being that even tho match fixing has made everyone believe Panama, Canada, and Jamaica surpassed them, Canada is a close fourth and then Panama, Jamaica, Honduras, Surinam, and Guatemala fight between each other for the fifth spot

ERA

Arfsten is so bad.

era

*record stops*

FUUUUUUUUUCK

IT’S OGRE

>that defending
jesus christ

for me, no era

WE'RE FUCKING SHIIIIIIIT

>>149511440
Then what’s the real reason pulichud didn’t want to play?

USMNT are so lucky the next world cup will have like 84 teams otherwise they would be fucking grouped. they wouldn't even qualify if it were outside of the US.

this team is so fucking ass, possibly worse than the Arena team that failed to qualify.

>var ref is guatemalan
bit of a conflict of interest there

DAMN IT EVEN WHEN WE HAVE THE RED CARPET TO THE FINAL WE SHIT THE BED

I have $20 on Costa Rica in a elim pool at work

All of you Gregg outers deserve this.
Fuck all of you.

>>149512158
To be fair that was a blatant penalty but yea

CAW’s playing defense for USA.

>>149512163
>Gregg is at the stadium
>USA loses

FUCK YOU, GREGG

Dude some cop died in my city and the channel the game is on is showing local news coverage of it instead of the match

>>149512189
Lucky. Your eyes don’t have to suffer such shit

>>149512163
anon Gregg couldn't qualify in a group with Bolivia, Panama, and Uruguay, he was shit as well and Costa Rica is far better than Panama

>>149512189
>Dude some cop died in my city
nice to hear a good story today

>>149512189
Yea you're being spared from some embarrassment

>>149512206
Black on black oh well lol

Costa Nigga is winning?

Is WBD that desperate for Superman to be a hit that they paid for that banner to be under the scoreboard all game?

Why are Costa Rica, Mexico and Guatemala whiter than Canada and the US of A?

Pochettino needs to be sent to Guantanamo for this shit

This is our C-team, doesnt count

>>149512258
>super dog in the movie
It was always going to be shit

>>149512162
Post it

#Greggin

>>149512259
Name one white Mexican player. Argentina is not white FYI

>>149512266
Send him to alligator alcatraz

>>149512298
Based

Why are Argentine managers hell bent on ruining CONCACAF teams?

>>149512308
Argie managers destroy all teams that aren't Argentina

things are getting CHIMPY

>>149512163
based

>>149512308
CONMEBOL assets to crush continental competition from the inside

>>149512298
Based Gatorland

>>149512308
Argentina is broke and they envy the CONCACAF riches
>winning Argie league only gets you $500,000 kek

>>149512297
Argentina is whiter both in skin and in spirit than most of the mutts in this shithole bro. At least 56% of them are.

>>149512269
actually true, it would rather be humiliating for Costa Rica to loose against your C team

>>149512297
jesus gallardo

>>149512370
>Argie league only gets you $500,000 kek
Didn't real madrid just pay like 50 million for a single argentine? Does that team just win everything now?

>>149512308
Costa Rica looked really good under Gustavo Alfaro tho, argentine managers become frauds once you pay them more than >>149512370 for their job

Even their coaches are frauds

>>149512379
You’re circumcised.

>>149512400
No because that money goes straight to settling debt and if it doesn't who are you convincing to play in argentina.

The panama coach would fix Man United

Who is this #24 that nigga sucks

>>149512417
I wish he could've stayed but Paraguay snatched him after we defeated them at Copa America, the FA had to hire Piojo in a rush

>>149512379
>Argentina is whiter
kek

I think it's time for us to leave CONCACAF, join the UNCAF and ban usa and canada from joining

so...this is the power of MLS?

does costa rica even have burger king?

>new coach
>usa still afraid to shoot from 5 yards away

why

ERA

we're so fucking bad.

other countries, please stop watching our games. it's so embarrassing.

burgers have been in the area a lot of times but can't finish

What kind of a shit pass was that?

ERA PENAL
R
A

P
E
N
A
L

if the first one was penalty, this one too. Motherfucker Vargas

>>149512435
he is Ole Gunnar Solskjaer tier
>>149512456
there are 4 argentine managers that are really good right now, the first one is Hernan Crespo which is the reason why Al Ain is playing the club world cup, the second is Coudet who is in Spain right now, the third one is Diego Martinez at Cerro Porteño currently, and the fourth is actually a duet Orsi & Gomez and these two guys are crazy good they could get el salvador and get it to the gold cup final, Costa Rica could get one of those after piojo leaves

Costa Rica murderballing like retards.

>pochetino
>0 titles at southampton
>1 audi cup
>meme treble in France
>Florida cup with chelshit
>1 aura moment thanks to Lucas Moura against an inexperienced and young Ajax
How does this goober keep falling upwards?

VARSINSON

>>149512512
>tfw he plays for my team

HAHA

BENULDY :DDDD

VAR SINSON SENORES

USA USA USA

VAR should be removed, not because i'm rooting for one of the teams but because it's just the waiting is so annoying and it feels like it just enabled more diving.

Time to choke this penal

Time for Nalgas to show why he's th best in the world

KWAB

What the helly

kek

>STILLman

CHIMP OUT

You can’t have nons take penalties

concaKINO

CHIMPOUT

>stopped it with his aura
truly the GOAT

pfff hahaha

>chimpout after a missed pen
concaKINO is back

WTF

KWAB

CLASSIC CONCACRAP MOMENT

>>149510906
Bros... Answer the question

my god damn statesies :(

CHIMPOUT

poor McOutlaw's

>>149512589
Too many mental games at play

Were so fucking shit

CONCACHIMPOUT

>>149512589
weakminds just like Mexicans

>>149512589
i dont respond to racists

CHIMPOUT

>>149512589
I think the problem is between their ears

>letting those people take penalties
>not learning from England

KWAB

Tillman fucking sucks

DEI ruined this sport. goodbye forever

>>149512589
They are simply not clutch

>>149512607
It’s We’re, ESL retard.

t. Century Egg

Is Luna another Aaronson brother reddit chungus tryhard with no end product

>>149512627
Well actually we're shit in every shape, size and color

>>149512627
It's up to whitegentina to save the sport again in 2026

don't mind me, posting my waifu just to get me thorugh this conCACAf matches

26 is going to be so fucking shit.

can't even get a good header, unbelievable

>>149512634
He is short and slow. I dont get it at all

>>149512627
Thanks to DEI we’re all equally shit ;^)

POCH OUT
GREGG HEADS WW@?

NIGGA HEIL BERHALTER

>argenfraud manager
>black taking a penalty

>>149512648
your waifu a SHIT

>>149512634
APOLOGIZE

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WE ARE SO BACK

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>>149512634
>>149512651
Another successful reverse jinx
Thank us

WE GOING ALL IIN

THE TATTOOED MAN MARCHES ON

>>149512634
No

>>149512634
>>149512651
apologize

>letting a lesbian score on you
All these dumbass tico defenders talking shit jinxed themselves

>>149512634
he is the only person on this team with the classic us dawg mentality

APOLOGIZE TO LUNA

MANLET CHADS WE RISE AGAIN

PENDEJOS

Luna (Mexican) scores. You're welcome USA

>>149512649
I can't wait, I hope the whole tournament is about as meme as it could be.

my neighbors all look like this

nice goal

why don’t more players try deflecting off a defender to fake out the goalie?

>>149512711
Somewhere in the southwest I assume?

>>149512711
I look like this

>>149512673
tongue my anus

>>149512711
You live next to a cartel kek

AMERI-FUCKING-CAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Does Pochettino tell them to pass it around the backline until Ream makes a mistake? Looks like the strat

>>149512711
is he really full of hate?

NIGGA HEIL LUNA

It's over for Costa Pobre, the mutt monster has awaken, pure raw creatura rage

Diego Luna is still shit i'm sorry. he does well against shitty concacaf opponents but disappears when we face better competition outside of the region.

Jesus Ferreira 2.0

What I'm noticing about the goals is that you are more likely to score if you misdirect the shot to ricochet off a defender

>>149512651
I still think the average /sp/ poster could beat him in a footrace

We're so back

Another Mexican doing a job that whites and blacks won't do
Reminder that the Argentine was the only coach who gave the CHIcANO a job

>>149512711
how the fuck was this gangbanger born in silicon valley

#24 needs to never play another SECOND for the US
The fuck is this nigga doin!!!

>>149512711
Same (neighbor is Salvadoran)

I BELIEVE THAT

These fucking defenders are so bad with the ball at their feet and they refuse to pass to the 6'4 target man. So gay

>>149512711
He actually looks way more fucked up now, kind of admirable desu

>>149512711
>female black widow on his throat
gay

>>149512782
WE WILL WIN

>>149512782
WE

Is Navas still the GK?

>>149512711
How crazy do you have to be to tattoo your fucking neck lmao

FIGHT…
…AND WIN!!!

These MLSers have balls unlike the yuroweaklings

>>149512796
yes

>>149512802
Nice I’m jelly

>depending on a mexican manlet to carry the entire team
someone post the mexican kid celebrating with the usmnt shirt and a mexico headband

>>149512792
Throat game must be killer

>>149512796
Yes he wen't out of int retirement to play the gold cup

>>149512727
YOUR
WAIFU
A
SHIT

>>149512756
There's ghettos here too

Post your anime waifu

>>149512756
maybe it wasnt full of indians and techfags back then

why is every single gold cup hosted in the usa

>>149512753
Diego "Sovl" Luna

>>149512517
Those are good options, it seems that they're finally hiring foreign managers that know what they're doing after the Qatar WC

>>149512845
probably so they can charge more for tickets

>>149512845
it's the GOLDberg CUP for a reason

>>149512845
yes, that's why it is called the goy cup

>>149512845
money

BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
KILLED A GUY

>>149512845
$no$ $idea$$$

>>149512845
The whole point of gold cup is farm chicano moneys

>>149512845
cause we're diverse

We'd be up convincingly if the game was in America

PUSIBOMBACLATT RASSSTTTAAABOMBACLATT MI DEAD WIT LAUGH

>>149512845
Money

>>149512888
I haven't been following the club world cup molero bullshit but I'm sure we're the only place where it could possibly work at all.

>>149512898
>be argie
>have fantastic taste

>>149512902
So true

>>149512918
I'm drinking fernet con coca

>During the first half of the match against Costa Rica, Luna was elbowed in the face by a Costa Rican player and had his nose broken, but despite this Luna returned to the field to play through until halftime after having cotton shoved up his nostrils and changing to a fresh jersey after the previous had been bloodied. Luna provided an assist to Brian White's opening goal before going to the hospital for treatment after halftime, and in an interview following the end of the match which the United States won 3–0, Pochettino praised Luna's character and said that he had "big balls".
the only person with balls on this team is mexican. ideally his mentality rubs off on these eurocuck mercenaries, but i have many doubts.

>>149512915
Weren’t they giving tickets away for the first game because tickets weren’t selling? Then the next few games were also pretty empty. Not sure if attendance improved since then

someone post some gringas

>>149512961
>being scared of colors

>>149512940
I tried that once and honestly I wasn't a fan

if Piojo Herrera can't make Costa Rica win against USMNT's B team is he getting fired?

if Pochettino looses against Costa Rica is he getting fired?

Costa Rica really needs to stop with the murderball, they're too hyper and are leaving lots of spaces on the back

>>149512993
He isn't getting fired, right away but I doubt he will continue after the WC

>>149512974
Shut the fuck up faggot you're pride will damn you to eternal torment

>>149512875
Kek

AHAHAHAHAH
IT'S IN

>>149512753
Is there anything this man can't do?

USA USA USA

Costa Rica more like Costa reeks of shit

NIGGA HEIL TILLMAN

COSTA KWAB

Waiting for the Wynalda vid this week

kinocaf chimpout incoming

God I haven’t heard of half of our team

ARFSTEN REDEMPTION ARC

USA
USA
USA
USA

>Choke-a Rica fucking up a fully LATAM final four
I always knew Ticos were unworthy

Arfsten the fucking goat

Pochettino will keep being a fraud in the USMNT for a while it seems

wouldn't happen if ugalde was playing

EL PIOJO SUCKS

>>149513096
I miss /mls/ it's not like it made me watch the league all that much more, but still

>POST
EVERY TIME

>>149513073
not have a devil’s threesome with his best friend

>navas
unc still got it

these central american teams will never learn, they don't know how to pace their play.

Half time
Post CULOS

>>149513143
that’s a man, innit?

Is that the coach who went super saiyan after his team scored?

TROLLPOST again

>>149513143
Too big

NEW

>>149513177
>>149513177
>>149513177

>letting this lameass US team take control of the match
Costa Rica are such frauds

kek GGG appears